The Anon named Chappy (Part 8)

Change of format because I was stupid before

>You woke up.
>Well, of course. Otherwise, you're considered dead.
>It seems you woke up quite early.
>It's still dawn.
>Better get ba--- Nope.
>This is not some holiday chappy ol boy. This is some weird shit and you need to know every inch of the place you're living. The house, the surrounding area and if you can, Equestria itself!
>Well, maybe Equestria is for when you're certain it's your new home
>You smell yourself. The aroma filled your every nasal cavity
>Yep, you need a shower. Here's hoping Shoeshine is not in the bathroom
>I don't want animu mango drama in the morning
>Open the door
>Get--- Woah woah
>"Oh, it seems you're up. Was about to wake you up for breakfast."
"Breakfast, this early?"
>"You got a problem with it?"
>That annoyed expression.
>WHAT I DID TO YOU, M80BOYO?
>Play it cool man
>"No. None at all. Though, I could use a shower. Mind telling me where?"
>IS THAT A SMIRK I SEE?
>You regretted worrying too much about bugging her
>"Heh, just playin with ya. It's over there, near the stairs.... and the towel is in the cupboard in your room."
>Oh yeah, towel and that shiz. How can you forgot towel? You're not in a survival camp
"Thanks."
>"Better make it quick, or the food are going to be cold."
>Food. In the morning. Something you don't usually take during uni life.
>You took the towel and off you go to the shower.
>Secretly you're glad it's not the gay bathhouse.
>Store the glasses, take off the shirt, pull out the trousers, put em on the bar, open the sh---
>HOLYSHITCOLD
>BARE IT, BARE IT
>You've been through this before. Never forget your self training
>Ahh.... It's not that cold when you get used to it. Still cold though
>Now, to wash that body and odour away.
>Huh, Apple n Spice pony shampoo.... By Flim Flam Bro .Corps
>I guess they won't scam people after all that. Cheap shampoo is cheap albeit nice smelling.
>Though, the 'Spice' part
>Don't say it man, don't you dare to.
"PO-PO-PO-PO-POWER!" you screamed in an effort to imitate Terry himself
>Yes... you are no better than those bronies
>Deep down inside, you are the same as them. The same species, the same---
>Actually, you are different than them. You're not that excited to live here, still trying to go back home and not wanting to have that winking horse pussy.Maybe
>At best, you're a casual. An apple n spice scented casual.
>Flim and Flam, wherever you guys are, you guys did good.
>After a few minutes you dried yourself, and dress up with your only cloth.
>Gotta meet Rarity soon.
>Wait... Why Rarity, only? Aren't there other tailor around?
>Is Ponyville really small?
>What if..... Nah. She wouldn't do that. I mean, after all... Element of Generosity
>Right. Now..Food to eat, places to explore.
'Hope it's not hay'
>It is hay. Luckily, there are some bread too.
>Just like good ol uni life. Breads. Tonnes of em.
>"Come and sit down. Or the hay and breads getting cold."
>Hot bread. Mhmm-- Wait. Hot breads?
"Wait... did you said breads getting cold? Did you bake em, early in the morning?"
>"Nah, just heated them up. I'm no baker. Didn't you get the memo?"
>She put up a blank face and put points her hoof on it.
>Touche.
>"So...What do you plan to do for today?"
>Yeah. Scouting and all that shiz.
"Probably walk around and see what this place has to offer. Need to know the town first."
>"After that?"
"Well... Didn't thought of anything else. Maybe..."
>Wait, don't say the forest.
>Probably a map
>You could ask her
"Say...do you have a map of this region or something?"
>"...Why do you need a map?"
>Think of something, don't make her suspicious
"I was at outskirt of town when I arrived. Saw a forest with tracks, thought a trek would be fun."
>"Wait wait wait."
>Huh?
>"Let me get this straight. You're planning to go around town, maybe go into the forest while I take care of the house by myself?"
>Oh shit. You didn't thought about earning your keep. You're done nigga
>"And when you're done, you'll come back expecting to be pampered?"
"Well..I--"
>"So you just run around, having fun ADVENTURING without ME!?"
"I'M SORRY ALRIGHT IT'S JUST THAT I.... Wait...what. Can you repeat your last sentences?"
>"Like I said, without ME. MUA"
>Dayum son
"Are you implying what I'm thinking you're implying?"
>"My cutie mark might be horse shoes, but that doesn't mean that's what I really like."
>themoreyouknow.jpg
>Though...
"Why aren't you adventuring if you really like it?"
>"Doing anything alone is not fun, Chappy."
>"And nopony wants to go adventuring with me."
>No shit sherlock. Outside of pony controlled space, everything is lovecraftian horror comes to live.
>"Besides, there's only a handful of pony that's brave enough to go adventuring. Got the skills too."
>God, she looks so sad. Resist you fool, resist the urge.
"I..."
>You cave in
>She looks at you with a hopeful look
>You're going to regret this somehow
"I can accompany you. Maybe a quick--"
>"YES YES YES YES WAIT HERE I GET EVERYTHING."
>Yeah. Let's continue talking after that.
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>Wait...
>She doesn't has to work or something?
>Lemony did said she rarely sees her... in the weekdays
>Probably it's the weekends or something
>You continue to finish your food as you wait for Shoeshine
>Outside the window, you can see the snow covered the grass.
>Why didn't you felt the coldness before?
>Probably the roads
>"We're good to go!"
'Hello there miss adventure'
"Say, you have some shoes that I can wear?"
>"Catch."
>Fuck. You caught it like a bitch
>"It's not attuned to brony standard, but it will do."
>A bit baggy, but warm nonetheless.
>"Anything else you forgot to ask?"
>You chuckled. Such question can only mean one thing
"You've prepared many things, don't you? Just give them to me then."
>"To be honest, Just general stuff. Everything inside your bag."
"Eh? I don't---"
>She stretch her hoof to give you a sling bag.
>Quite big and convenient
"How excited are you?"
>"Very."
>Let's test the water
"How long?"
>"3 days tops."
"How far?"
>"To the heart of Everfree Forest. We'll see... Everything."
>Her eyes glimmers with excitement
>Well, it's a cartoon world
>Let see what she packed for you
>HOLY SHIT A MACHETE
>SHE'S NOT KIDDING AROUND
>You look at her in disbelieve
>She's giving you a smile with a raised eyebrow.
>A winter vest, a compass, a torchlight etc etc
>Shit's well prepared
"Impressive"
>"Well then, what are waiting for?"
"On you."
>ADVENTURE, HO!