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- from random import choice
- print(choice([
- "01 What smells worse than a goblin? Oh yeah, you!",
- "02 Your mother takes up more tiles than a gelatinous cube!",
- "03 You're going to make an excellent belt!",
- "04 I'm glad you're tall...It means there's more of you I can despise!",
- "05 I don't know whether to use charm person or hold monster!",
- "06 You're the reason baby gnomes cry!",
- "07 Ugh. What the he'll is that all over your face? Oh...its just your face!",
- "08 You are the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidly!",
- "09 You're like a dragon, only shit!",
- "10 I've seen more threatening geckos!",
- "11 I swear, if you were any worse at this, you'd be doing our job for us!",
- "12 On a scale of 1 - 10, you're proper screwed!",
- "13 Your mother was a kobold and your father smelled of elderberry!",
- "14 You would bore the legs off a village idiot!",
- "15 It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level!",
- "16 You're not a complete idiot...Some parts are obviously missing!",
- "17 You're like a trained ape, only, without the training!",
- "18 Hey, have you ever been mistaken for a (insert)",
- "19 Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle!",
- "20 Your mother's so ugly, folk turn to stone just incase they might happen to catch a glimpse of her face!",
- "21 Some day you'll meet a doppelganger of yourself and be disappointed!",
- "22 Are you always stupid, or are you making a special effort today!",
- "23 Some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there!",
- "24 You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!",
- "25 I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!",
- "26 So, you're a half (insert), was your mother a spider or is your ass naturally that huge!",
- "27 Your momma's so ugly, clerics try to turn her!",
- "28 Your magic is as bad as your breath!",
- "29 Oh look, both your weapons are tiny!",
- "30 A wet cat is tougher than you!",
- "31 If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!",
- "32 Are you a half orc crossed with a pig? Oh yeah, there are some things a pig wouldn't do!",
- "33 Wow, that's a fat ass. I guess those behind you are gaining cover for this fight!",
- "34 Your Breath would put an otyugh off it's breakfast!",
- "35 I could say you're as ugly as an ogre, but that would be an insult to ogres!",
- "36 I would contact your mother about your death, but I don't speak goblin!",
- "37 Your very existence is an insult to all!",
- "38 You look like the armpit of an unshaven bog hag!",
- "39 You are maggot pie served from a dwarf's codpiece!",
- "40 A goblin with one hand nailed to a tree would be more of a threat than you!",
- "41 You look like a scab on a troll's wart!",
- "42 No loot is worth having to look at you!",
- "43 You are the worst example of your class that I've ever come across!",
- "44 OMG. Why don't you give me your weapon so I can hit myself with it, because that'd be more effective than you trying it!",
- "45 I can tell your reservoir of courage is fed by the tributary running down your leg!",
- "46 I'd insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!",
- "47 Well...I have met sharper loaves of bread!",
- "48 Even evard's black tentacles wouldn't touch something as gross as you!",
- "49 Would you like me to remove that curse? Oh my mistake, you were just born that way!",
- "50 There is no beholder's eye in which you are beautiful!",
- "51 Animal friendship was the only way your parents could get puppies to play with you!",
- "52 Your ugly face makes a good argument against raising the dead!",
- "53 When your god put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good asshole!",
- "54 Whomever is willing to have sex with you, is just too lazy to jerk off!",
- "55 If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair!",
- "56 Somewhere, Your depriving a village of it's idiot!",
- "57 I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse!",
- "58 Could you go get your husband, I don't like fighting ugly women!",
- "59 You call that an attack, I've seen dead kittens hit harder than that!",
- "60 I heard what happened to your mother, it's not everyday your reflection kills you!",
- "61 You look like your mother, and, your mother looks like your father!",
- "62 You're so stupid, if an illithid tried to eat your brain, it would starve to death!",
- "63 What's that smell? I thought breath weapons were suppose to come out of your mouth!",
- "64 I would try to insult your father, but you were probably mistaken for a half orc, and disowned!",
- "65 Did your mother cast a darkness spell to feed you!",
- "66 No wonder you're hiding behind cover, I'd hide too with a face like that!",
- "67 Do you have a pen? Well you'd better get back to it before the farmer knows you are missing!",
- "68 Quick grab some fire...no wait, it's ok, it's not an actual troll!",
- "69 If I were you, I'd go and get my money back for that remove curse spell!",
- "70 OMG. And I thought troglodytes smelt bad!",
- "71 We're you once hit by a melf's acid arrow or have you always looked like a half eaten marrow!",
- "72 Phew! Have you just cast stinking cloud or do you always smell like that!",
- "73 Very impressive, I think I'll hire you out for children's parties!",
- "74 Hey, you pox ridden dung heap, I bet not even a starving vampire would go near you!",
- "75 By looking at you, now I know what you get when you scrape out the bottom of the barrel!",
- "76 I was going to cast detect thoughts, but I don't think I'm going to find anything up there!",
- "77 I wish I still had that blindness spell, then I wouldn't have to endure that face anymore!",
- "78 I was thinking of casting feeblemind, but I doubt it would work on you!",
- "79 Tell me, did you run away from your parents, or did they run away from you!",
- "80 What's the difference between a troll and your mother? One's a stinking ugly monster, and the other is a troll!",
- "81 I was wondering what you are, you're fat enough to be an ogre, but I've never seen an ogre THAT ugly before!",
- "82 Your mother was so stupid, zombies made her a dunce hat!",
- "83 You're like a gnome on stilts, real cute, but it's not working!",
- "84 They say every rose has its thorn, ain't that right, buttercup!",
- "85 I'd say you were a worthy opponent, but I once fought a flumph wielding a dandelion!",
- "86 If this fight gets any harder, I'll have to switch it up to folk music!",
- "87 I'd draw my rapier, but I wouldn't want to make you jealous!",
- "88 Do you know what happens to a (insert) when it fails it's save? Neither do I, but based on what happened to your comrade, my money's on 'dies horribly'!",
- "89 How does it feel that you're not worthy of anyone casting a decent spell on you!",
- "90 One day I'm going to make a ballad of this fight. Tell me your name, I hope it rhymes with horribly slaughtered!",
- "91 Your mother is so fat that making a joke here would detract from the seriousness of her condition!",
- "92 Didn't there used to be like twice as many of you guys? What's up with that, huh!",
- "93 Stop me if you've heard this one. The sole purpose of your existence is to serve as a speedbump on others path to greatness - okay you definitely should of stopped me by now!",
- "94 What's the difference between a dragon and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the punchline, but your mother's a whore!",
- "95 Wait, wait, I just need to ask, what do you need us to put on your headstone!",
- "96 I've heard of schoolgirls with better fighting skills than you!",
- "97 By the gods your ugly, I bet your father regrets not pulling out when he had the chance!",
- "98 You do know the pointy end is suppose to go in the other guy, right!",
- "99 Do you know, that if you were at a party surrounded by female zombies, the only thing you'd pull is a hamstring!",
- "100 Wait, so you're the manifestation of a divine being of supreme power and malevolence, and you chose that face? Do they even have mirrors on your plane of existence!",
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