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I Stab At Thee

Jun 3rd, 2012
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  1. >you're a sea-green unicorn fluffy
  2. >your daddy left to get some nummies
  3. >you hope he brings back something good
  4. >regardless, he's put you in your safety pen so you don't hurt yourself
  5. >that makes you kind of upset
  6. >why doesn't daddy trust you outside of the pen?
  7. >nothing bad would happen if you left it
  8. >hold on one second
  9. >you should show that to daddy
  10. >maybe if you do it right you can wander the house when daddy leaves
  11. >the thought makes you feel all happy inside
  12. >alright, you'll prove yourself to daddy!
  13. >you just need to get out, now
  14. >you think of what you can do
  15. >run
  16. >play
  17. >eat
  18. >jump
  19. >jump?
  20. >that's it!
  21. >you get a running start and leap as high as you can
  22. >the pen is only about four inches high, but you bump your nose off of it!
  23. >you have nose-ouchies now, but you try again and you manage to make the jump!
  24. >you're finally out!
  25. >you like being out of the pen
  26. >now it's time to go exploring
  27. >you walk into the foodie room
  28. >what could you find in here?
  29. >well, this is the nummies place, so you should find nummies
  30. >you don't really want nummies yet, because daddy's coming home with some soon
  31. >you start walking back to the living room to play with your toys
  32. >when a scary monster catches your eye!
  33. >you shriek in terror
  34. >why is there such a scary monster in the house?
  35. >he was dark and had three eyes and long arms
  36. >you remember him only getting bigger when you tried to get away
  37. >what are you going to do?
  38. >wait, daddy's gonna be home soon
  39. >and he's not gonna see the monster or how you were able to take care of yourself
  40. >and the monster's gonna
  41. >he's gonna
  42. >kill daddy
  43. >"NUUUUUUUU!" you yell, running at the monster, horn out
  44. >you're going to stab him and save daddy
  45. >you shoot some sparks out for good measure
  46. >right before you hit the monster, you notice something weird
  47. >he’s almost gone!
  48. >you're confused, but then you realize
  49. >it's just a shadow!
  50. >you try to stop, but your momentum carries you forward
  51. >SMASH!
  52. >Ouchies! That hurt!
  53. >your horn feels funny
  54. >it's like there's something grabbing it tightly
  55. >you look up
  56. >your horn is stuck in the wall!
  57. >ohnonononono
  58. >you put your front hooves on the wall and push
  59. >but when you sit up it only makes your horn hurt more
  60. >you yank your horn as hard as you can
  61. >your hooves are too fluffy to get a good grip and you just slip around
  62. >you try calling the meanie wall names
  63. >he doesn't let go
  64. >you slump down
  65. >what's going to happen to you?
  66. >are you going to be stuck here forever?
  67. >what's daddy going to say? He's going to be mad, isn't he?
  68. >even if you do get out, you'll never be allowed out of your pen again
  69. >you start crying
  70. >the tears wet your fluff and make your eyes itchy, but you're too sad to care
  71. >but then you hear the front door open
  72. >daddy's home
  73. >you hope you can get out before he sees you
  74. >you hear daddy walk over to your pen
  75. >you hear him whisper some swear words
  76. >he calls out to you
  77. >you don't respond
  78. >daddy will get mad if he sees you hurt the wall
  79. >he calls out again, but he sounds more scared this time
  80. >why would he be scared? there wasn't any monster
  81. >you tug and tug but you can't get your horn out
  82. >”Fwuffy sowwy, waww! Pwease give howh bah!”
  83. >daddy walks into the room
  84. >you start crying again, knowing what’ll happen to you
  85. >"Oh, there you are! I was getting worried for a minute there. Why didn't you say anything when I cal-"
  86. >he looks right at you
  87. >and he gets a very weird look on his face, like he wants to laugh even though he’s upset
  88. >”How sharp is your horn, exactly?”
  89. >does he think this is funny? you're trapped forever in this stupid wall!
  90. >your sad tears are replaced by angry ones
  91. >"Hey, hey. It's alright. Here, let me help you."
  92. >he kneels down right beside you
  93. >he gives you a big tug and you come free!
  94. >you explain to daddy what happened, and he smiles at you
  95. >he thanks you for your bravery, but tells you this is why you stay in the pen
  96. >you give daddy a big huggie and he returns it
  97. >he fixes the wall later and tells you that he forgives you
  98. >it wasn’t even a good wall in the first place
  99. >he said it was a “placeholder” or something like that because he wanted to put up strong walls
  100. >when he tucks you into bed he reads you a bedtime story and ruffles your mane
  101. >you love your daddy and he loves you too
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