Anon and the Queen - Short 1 - The Queen's Explosive Love

Prologue:
>Equestria has been taken over by a powerful unicorn queen, whose cutie mark is a grey and white mushroom cloud
>Her fur's color is Tyrian Purple
>Her, slightly above shoulder length and neatly parted off to the side, mane's color is Razzmatazz
>Her eyes' are Dark Magenta
>Teleporting in randomly from his own universe, Anon seemingly is the hero from an ancient pony prophecy, while also being Celestia's personal chosen, to save Equestria
>After many grueling off-screen battles, Anon arrived at the queen's castle to slay her and restore harmony to all of Equestria
"I'm the hero, Anonymous, and I'm here to stop your reign of terror! For all that is holy, you must d--"
>"Whoa! You're a hunk!"
"--ie!.. wait.. what?"
>The queen, smitten by the mysterious human that stood before her, tries to bribe him into becoming her king; which Anon is "too virtuous" to take
>"Aww come on.. How about a mountain? Two mountains?"
"NO! FOR THE FINAL TIME! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!"
>"Fine.. I will give you full control of Equestria, but you must become my king and rule alongside me."
"Are you deaf?! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
>Unable to tempt him, he tried to destroy her, but was instead defeated and thrown into prison for attempting to assassinate the queen (because you don't become ruler of Equestria if any two-bit unknown hero could kill you)
>Upon arriving, one of the first sights he saw was the queen in prison attire awaiting him
>She sent herself to prison also, so that she could flirt with him more
>And thus begins Anon's adventures of being stalked by a yandere queen in pony prison

Prologue 2:
>"Don't feel bad, Anon. Nobody else has been able to kill me either. It's not because you are weak, but because I am strong."
"Stop giving me pity! I'm a powerful and seasoned warrior!"
>"If you really want to try and kill an opponent like me, you will have to strike.."
>She points towards the right side of her chest
>"...here"
>And then towards her head
>"...then here"
>Finishing by pointing towards her.. reproductive organ..
>"...then here, but that last one using your penis."
"Will you stop taunting me already? Haven't you done enough to damage my pride?!"
>"Oh.. Anon.. I am not taunting you, though you are adorable when you're angry, I am just helping you become more 'seasoned'."
>She says this as she licks her lips, sending a chill up your spine

Short 1 - The Queen's Explosive Love:
>It's laundry day
>You only have one outfit, so you are washing one piece of clothing at a time
>The current article of clothing being washed is your shirt
>In the cafeteria with the queen while waiting for the shirt to get done washing
>A large stallion inmate walks over to the queen as she is eating her pudding
>"'Ello there lovely. So we dun did notice you din't pay your respects to our boss. I suggest you get right on that, before things get.. messy."
>The queen ignores him and continues to eat her pudding cup while ogling your currently exposed chest
>"Mmmm~. Tasty~!"
"I really hope you are talking about the pudding."
>"Oi! Don't ignore us ya filthy slag!"
>The grunt inmate knocks the pudding cup out of her grasp and onto the floor
>Once again, she just ignores it and instead steals your pudding cup and spoon
>"Oh! Give me a taste!"
"Hey! That's not cool. We only get one of those a day."
>As she takes a bite from the pudding, with a satisfied smile, she lets out a high pitched
>"Mmmmmm~."
>She then comments, slyly
>"Pudding tastes so much better when someone much sweeter than it has graced my spoon with their kiss-syrup~."
>The way she phrases that does not feel romantic at all; it just makes you cringe when you see her tongue caressing the spoon you were just using
>"Ya must have some sort of hearin' disability, filthy horse. But don't ya worry now, I'll give the boss your gift of respect for ya, cuz' I'm such a nice guy."
>As he says that, he steals the pudding, which the queen had stolen from you, from her
>"The boss thanks ya for your contribution to betterin' his day. Hopefully you'll be as kind and givin' tomorrow."
>As he turns around to walk away, the queen turns towards him also
>"Anonymous, I think he has stolen something from you."
>Oh no, you have a bad feeling about this
>"Tell me Anonymous, how should a queen punish her subjects when they have committed the greatest act of treason; theft of a holy artifact?"
>"Oi! Holy artifact, what the bloody 'ell are ya talking 'bout?"
>As the stallion turns around, the queen's magic aura begins to glow around his body
"NO! RUN YOU IDIOT! GET OUT OF HERE! SCOOT! VANISH! OUT NOW IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!"
>"You want him to vanish? Well said, my lovely hyooman king~."
>"What the bloody 'ell are ya yellin' at me for?! Keep that up n' I'll.."
>*POP*
>*SPLASH*
>At the command of the queen, without any true warning, the stallion's head first shrinks, then expands, then explodes all within a two second timespan
>And from his detonated head, blood splatters all around the room, getting on every inmate besides the queen and you; who she protected with a magic barrier
>The entire room goes silent, as the now blood soaked ponies are much too shocked to process how to handle this sudden event
>"I'll have that back, thank you very much."
>The queen thanks the headless stallion, who is still standing as if he were still alive, before taking the pudding cup back
>"I know I said I would only take a taste, but you don't mind giving me one more teensy-weensy nibble, would you?"
>Her attitude and tone are back to her previous cutesy-flirtatious self
"Ugh.. I'm gonna.."
>You restrain yourself from puking by biting your cheek, but the dead pony standing up next to you, squirting blood from his exposed neck with each heartbeat, makes it hard to keep the bile in
>"Too late!"
>The queen doesn't even wait for your response, as she takes another spoonful of the pudding and gobbles it down with an extremely satisfied face, licking her lips afterwords
>"Here you go, cutie~. Thanks for being so generous."
>The queen gives you back your pudding cup, as she gives you a wink and an air-kiss
>When you grab the pudding and look inside, the need to puke overtakes you; as you fall onto your knees and spew your entire meal onto the floor
>Inside the pudding was chunks of blood, mane, and an entire eyeball staring at you
>That's not right! That's not.. BLEAUGH!!
>"Oh no~! My poor 'Nonny is feeling sick. Don't worry though, I will nurse you back to health."
>As she says that, she takes your currently shivering form by the back of the pants and drags you out of the room
>Before leaving, she looks back inside at all of the traumatized ponies and says sweetly
>"Your lovely and benevolent queen is going to go tend to her beloved's upset tummy. She does hope that all of her faithful subjects can work together to clean up the cafeteria and make it sparkly neat again, because she would be oh-so unhappy if Nonny felt ill again so soon. Mostly unhappy with whoever didn't help clean up."
>She then winks and continues to drag you back to her cell where she plays "nurse" with you, which mostly includes her incorrectly using medical tools on you; like trying to examine your throat while using a stethoscope on your throat
>The entire time, you just think of that pony one second being there speaking and the next.. you don't want to think about it
>This queen truly is pure evil
>You may have lost your battle against her, with her now using you as a toy for her amusement, but you will have your time to strike back
>Because for the good of all living and dead, for the harmony of Equestria, for your lovely and beloved sun-goddess you must stop this queen's reign of terror once and for al-- ACK!
>"Now open wide! I have to inject the back of your throat with this 'Mor-Pheen' I found! I am sure that will make you feel all better~!"
"NUUUU! NUUUU!!!"
>"Uh uh uh. You have to listen to your nurse's instructions. Doctor's orders!"
>The last thing you remember, before going into a painkiller induced trip is the queen poking the inside of your throat with a needle and saying
>"There we go! Doctor Nurse Queen has saved her hunkalicious Anonymous from cutie-pox!"
>Then kissing you on the cheek before you pass out, or so it felt like in your memory

- END OF SHORT 1 -