The New Scenarios 6-8

New Scenario 6: Bunnies.

It was a reluctant choice, but you and Not-Mio have decided to work together. You’re lack of dying at the hands of Not-Chrona is more than a good sign to her. It’s been about 2 weeks and you two have already accomplished plenty of missions, from slaying grumpy old toads, to stopping some orcs from trafficking pixies. Surprisingly, Not-Europe isn't as bad as you thought it was; aside from your life constantly being put into danger, it's a lot of fun, and the place feels so unique compared to your home in the city. Enough expositional daydreaming though, it's time for a new mission.
Apparently, some vicious animal has been violently eating away at the bunnies in Lomboria Park’s “Meadow of 1000 rabbits”. This shouldn't be a problem because of how greatly bunnies can breed, but the percentage has been steadily dropping to the point where there are only a couple dozen at most. You and Not-Mio are now responsible for killing it. How hard could that be though. It’s only pray is rabbits, so it can’t be /that/ dangerous.
Flash forward to the park.
The entrance to the meadow is blocked by blue police tape, so hopefully, there won’t be any hooligans to over-complicate things. For some reason YOU suggest to split up to cover more ground as you two enter the very dense foliage deeper in the meadow. Why would you do this you cocky idiot. You know bad things happen when Not-Mio’s around.
Eventually you find a cave to the east and decide to enter. You barely enter though, before you see the target. It looks like a rabbit, only larger; much larger; probably four feet tall, surrounding with the bloody corpses of normal rabbits...people. It turns to you, revealing it’s cheshire grin of sharp and jagged teeth.  "Another one?" it says in a voice not even close to human. It then gives an ear piercing wail towards you. A wail so loud that it alerts your partner from wherever she might be. You can hear her faint voice from a far off behind you, as she screams, “Don’t worry, I'm coming to help!” It’s then immediately followed with a loud scream, and the phrase “I BROKE MY ANKLE ON A ROOT!!!" The Not-Bunny continues to stare at you in it’s original place, with it’s head cocked wondering what you’ll do. “Are you going to unsheathe that blade of yours?”
What do you say what do you do?

New Scenario Informational Post: Not-Russia
The few minutes you expected to be trapped in Not-Europe, have turned into days, and those days, have slowly turned to months, 3 months to be precise. You fear you’re losing yourself, as essential parts of your memory are started to become more and more difficult to process. Your family, your old friends, your stuffed bear; are becoming a homogenized blur of the past. How is that even possible though? It’s an entire life slipping from your mind. On a more positive note, you've gained quite the name in Not-Europe. You've succeeded over eighteen missions and already have made over 13000 Euros. Hopefully, it will go to good use.
In a few days, you and Not-Mio are going to invest all of YOUR money, into the most dangerous trip to the most destructive part of Not-Europe: Not-Russia.
Not-Russia's been trying to take complete control of Not-Europe for over a decade, and their military group of...mostly females, are known to be devastating. What really makes Not-Russia so terrifying though, is their mysterious leader: Not-Sephiroth.
They say Not-Sephiroth can do anything, and bends reality to his will with some mcguffin crystal he keeps in his stronghold. He’s like a war hungry Wizard of Oz, except he’s apparently not a fraud. Time to hope for the best, Dorothy.

New Scenario 7: Snakes
You’re currently on a red velvet couch with Not-Mio, doing business in the elegant living room of Madame Cobra. She’s a finely aged woman in her 40’s. 6’5 with a slender, yet curvaceous figure, pale white skin, long, wavy jet black hair, bright yellow eyes, and wearing a silky purple dress. She’s also the richest widow in Not-Europe, with an airship that can easily take you to your destination of Not-Europe; all you'll need to do is pay the price. Unfortunately, due to a spike in the cost of coal, the trip is now 14500 Euros, instead of the original 13000 cost Not-Mio had told you. Not-Mio certainly isn't going to use HER money, for YOUR goals, and even if she wanted to, most of her money is in an account she has in Not-Istanbul. Luckily Madame Cobra is willing to make an offer to make up for the 1500 Euros. In a slightly seductive voice, she tells you, "I'll let you  two take the ride, but you know  I’ll need some... compensation.” Not-Mio leans forward slightly, speaking for you as she cautiously questions, “What do you have in mind?” “You're a lovely young man, and very heroic. It makes me weak in the knees just thinking of your exploits. I’ll forget about the extra money, IF, you have your way with me?" The statement leaves you speechless, as Not-Mio looks at you, nodding with a face that says, “Don’t be a square, do it.” Not wanting to waste the next couple of weeks making the money through missions, you give her a shrug of the shoulders, which is close enough to yes.
A few minutes later, you find yourself in a stereotypically romantic room with a heart shaped bed, and an excessive amount of scented candles all over anything that can support something. You disrobe yourself and get ready for...what in the world? Madame Cobra then enters with a massive boa constrictor, at least thirteen feet, wrapped around her torso. "This is Mia Shatiera Conshiora, or “Mi [pronounced “me”] for short. She's a little shy, but she's a quick learner, and VERY affectionate over time." Mi slowly begins to slither off of her body towards the bed you’re lying on. Not-Mio then walks into the room with a recording camera and a bucket of popcorn. She looks at you, Mi, and your...situation, and jokingly says,"...Proceed."
What do you say what do you do?

By the way, neither you nor Not-Mio can fly the airship Stealing it would be very difficult.

New Scenario 8: Clearing The Snow.
This is both a solo, and multi-person scenario.

IF YOU ARE READING ALONE, PLEASE START HERE, IF NOT, CONTINUE SCROLLING.
After a lengthy flight, you and Not-Mio finally make it to Not-Russia. It'll be tough facing the leader, but there's a rag-tag resistance group waiting for your arrival at a secret base. All you need to do now is follow the provided guide who is...seriously?! Not-Russia has a Not-Vince!!! Luckily Not-Vince doesn't know who you are. He does however find you attractive, and he’s still just as creepy. As if that wasn't bad enough, you aren’t even traveling without Not-Mio, she's taking a different path to handle some "unfinished business". You’ll just have to trust your Not-Vince, as you two travel to this ‘resistance core’ he had described. It's already been a 3 mile hike with another 3 miles left. The snow is insane right now, but you continue to trudge forward, powered by determination and granola. Despite the lack of clear vision, Not-Vince has taken this path so many times that he apparently can “march to the base with his eyes closed.” You pray he’s not exaggerating. By the time you two had reached the halfway point however, he stops announcing that he needs to go behind a rock and "drain the main vein". Despite the very real possibility of freezing to death, you enthusiastically agree. You wait for a good twenty seconds, pondering how much water this guy could’ve possibly had, until he suddenly begins screaming and he starts running towards you with his manhood flapping in the frigid air. He's being attacked by a beedrill, but you quickly kill it with your sword, like a champion, without even looking. “Thank you! One thousand times thank you!” he says as he hugs you with his unwashed hands and unzipped pants. “We seem to have a small dilemma though.”
He backs away as he tells you, “I need the poisoned sucked from my body, before I die. I’ve been stung...down there.” You have no medical supplies.
What do you say what do you do?

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After a lengthy flight, you and Not-Mio finally make it to Not-Russia. It'll be tough facing the leader, but there's a rag-tag resistance group waiting for your arrival at a secret base. All you need to do now is follow the provided guide who is...seriously?! Not-Russia has a Not-Vince!!! Luckily Not-Vince doesn't know who you are. He does however find you attractive, and he’s still just as creepy. As if that wasn't bad enough, you aren’t even traveling without Not-Mio, she's taking a different path to handle some "unfinished business". You’ll just have to trust your new comrade(s) whose accompanying you and Not-Vince, as you all travel to this ‘resistance core’. It's already been a 3 mile hike with another 3 miles left. The snow is insane right now to the point where even the Not-European people following feel lost, but you continue to trudge forward, powered by determination, and granola. Despite the lack of clear vision, Not-Vince has taken this path so many times that he apparently can “march to the base with his eyes closed.” You pray he’s not exaggerating. By the time you all had reached the halfway point however, he stops announcing that he needs to go behind a rock and "drain the main vein". Despite the very real possibility of freezing to death, you all enthusiastically agree. You stand with the others for a good twenty seconds, pondering how much water this guy could’ve possibly had, until he suddenly begins screaming and he starts running towards you with his manhood flapping in the frigid air. He's being attacked by a beedrill, but you quickly kill it with your sword, like a champion, without even looking. “Thank you! One thousand times thank you!” he says as he hugs you with his unwashed hands and unzipped pants. “We seem to have a small dilemma though.”
He backs away as he tells you, “I need the poisoned sucked from my body, before I die. I’ve been stung...down there.” You have no medical supplies, but maybe you can convince your comrades to help.
What do you say what do you do?
(This is for the whole group.)