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Neumonofacts

Apr 25th, 2019
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  1. Aug 31 2013 & They have loose skin in order to shake themselves dry. \\
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  3. Oct 21 2013 & " man faces having snouts that slope down from the forehead, while girl ones curve down first then move horizontally out" \\
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  5. Dec 31 2013 & Neumono claws can reach up to the length of their fingers if left untrimmed. \\
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  7. Feb 27 2014 & Neumono can tolerate moderate amounts of chocolate and caffiene, but will get sick if they have too much. \\
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  9. Mar 23 2014 & Neumono pronunciation often has difficulty distinguishing between 'N's and 'L's. \\
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  11. Apr 01 2014 & Neumono have much greater taste sensitivity to savory tastes, they can tell by how the meat tastes if they're eating something that was gay.\tablefootnote{April fools, they can't taste gayness} \\
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  13. Apr 04 2014 & Yawns are hyper-contagious. \\
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  15. May 14 2014 & Neumonos can look up. \\
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  17. May 27 2014 & Neumonos are mammals and fight all the time.\tablefootnote{Blatantly false\label{fnote2}} \\
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  19. Jul 03 2014 & There is only one neumono fact.\textsuperscript{\ref{fnote2}} \\
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  21. Oct 04 2014 & The average volume of a tail is roughly 80\% fluff. \\
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  23. %Nov 23 2014 & \sout{Neumono believe their children are their hive's children, not just their own. This leads to a natural inclination to only have those in the hive with desirable traits to have children. In tribal hives and modern war hives, it is common for only 20\% or less of a hive to be considered eligible to reproduce, although only some war hives do so with a forma} \\
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  25. %& \sout{Neumono believe their children are their hive's children, not just their own. This leads to a natural inclination to only have those in the hive with desirable traits to have children. In tribal hives and modern war hives, it is common for only 20\% or less of a hive population to be considered eligible to reproduce.} \\
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  27. %Decided it was neater just not to include the rough drafts Lago revised
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  29. Nov 23 2014 & Neumono believe their children are their hive's children, not just their own. This leads to a natural inclination to only have those in the hive with desirable traits to have children. In tribal hives and modern war hives, it is common for only 20\% or less of a hive population to be considered eligible to reproduce. \\
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  31. Mar 04 2015 & Neumono toes and fingers don't have pads. Uncoordinated neumono dislike kitchen floors.\tablefootnote{Possibly false / retconned} \\
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  33. Jul 25 2015 & The lowest number of neumono needed for a stable hive is approximately 10, or 5 with a queen. A hive with fewer than this can go on for a limited time, before the neumono are at risk of going rogue. \\
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  35. Aug 27 2015 & The neumono record for a non-pyramid, tower of power of neumono, held for at least 15 seconds, is 14 neumono. \\
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  37. Oct 07 2015 & Most tribal hives have a long history of fashion lines involving creative use of salvaged carcasses, shells, bone and so on from hunted and gathered creatures. \\
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  39. Nov 27 2015 & Competitive eating events were common locally, but became mainstream when thanksgiving was introduced. \\
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  41. Dec 26 2015 & In early ultrahive days, Christmas was introduced as an exchange of presents between hives, not individuals. This had mixed results, including hives that used Christmas to gain ultrahive brownie points, and multi-hive White Elephant games to be banned in various regions. After decades, it became more popular within hives internally.\tablefootnote{Last sentence later trimmed for room} \\
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  43. Mar 19 2016 & Traditionally, active riot police in early uplift days were often visually indistinguishable from the mob they were attempting to hold down. \\
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  45. Apr 05 2016 & With less fear and threat from death or permanent injury, poor reflexes and empathic distractions, neumono are renowned for being by far the worst drivers in the galaxy. \\
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  47. May 04 2016 & Tribal neumono have to be told with alarming frequency that wearing the skulls and bones of one's enemies is no longer publically acceptable fashion. \\
  48. % 'publically' is a less popular (but allowed) alterate spelling, and in the original quote. Do not correct.
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  50. Jun 22 2016 & Due to females typically being the ones to wander and collect food and goods for their home, neumono depictions of Santa are often female. \\
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  52. Jul 25 2016 & Buying in bulk is common for hives, and there is a sales industry devoted towards signing entire hives up to subscriptions for regular deliveries of their bulk product. \\
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  54. Sep 24 2016 & Recently uplifted neumono take extreme caution around a grocery food's fruit section due to the amount of dangerous creatures that mimic fruit. \\
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  56. Dec 11 2016 & A pomi's frills flap under certain kinds of excitement, making happy face to face hugs an awkward act. \\
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  58. Feb 15 2017 & To match neumono dietary needs and hand size, loaves of bread on Astreneus are twice as large as most other places in the galaxy. \\
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  60. Mar 25 2017 & With perfect regeneration, neumono gyms become a horrific landscape of danger and bad form. \\
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  62. Aug 12 2017 & Many neumono relieve stress by clawing at things. Scratching posts are a common household item. \\
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  64. Sep 07 2017 & Neumono hands are a stronger source of sending and receiving empathy, so hand holding is particularly intimate. \\
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  66. Oct 29 2017 & Tribal culture was typically shared within hives through empathy. Few hives left behind physical evidence that they ever existed. \\
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  68. Dec 06 2017 & Pre-uplift neumono holidays typically revolved around the end of winter. To a smaller degree, harvest festivals were also common. \\
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  70. Jan 11 2018 & Rogue neumono often lack the funds to go off planet, but studies have shown that rogues feel and perform better when surrounded by more aliens than other neumono. \\
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  72. Mar 02 2018 & Zoo enclosures on astreneus are built not just to keep the animals inside, but to keep the neumono out. \\
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  74. May 26 2018 & Neumono can spend weeks away from their hive at any time, but most dislike this. As a result, many jobs requiring time spent away from home (pilots, long distrance driving, etc) are disproportionately aliens. \\
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  76. Jul 25 2018 & Because of hastily botched uplift, many neumono did not learn to detect and avoid malicious internet links. Many neumono still consider the internet too dangerous to use. \\
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  78. Dec 13 2018 & A bird native to Astreneus used to be a substitute to turkey. Due to it being popular as dinner for both thanksgiving and christmas, it is now an endangered protected species. \\
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  80. Feb 02 2019 & A neumono brain keeps a similar mass throughout its life. A baby neumono's brain is dense, and increases in volume until fully grown. \\
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