Narrator: Alright guys, are you ready?
Let's do the FANFARE!

[fanfare]

What the heck was that? That ... that did not resolve the chord. You know what? Nevermind. Let's just get this over with. Let me just get my voice nice and low...

There we go.

LADIES AND GENTMEN

Are you ready for the most EPIC rap battle in the HISTORY of RAP BATTLES!!!

In the LEFT CORNER

Standing... no wait... SWIMMING at around 5 ft 2, weight 540 pounds because he's a dolphin, we have.....

LUNACYECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo000000000000

Wow, the crickets really came out in full force to support their champion.

Anyway, Lunacyecho. So nice to have you on the rap battle.

Luny: Thanks! It's an honor to be here.

Anyways, time to announce our other champion. Standing at an incredible 18 feet tail. Hailing from the surface of the sun. We have none other than... JOHNFN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you just shoot yourself out of a cannon?

Alright.

Well.

Guess it's time to start!

LunacyEcho, you get to choose the first beat.

Luny: OK! I've got something prepared.

[beat]

John: Hey, this is actually pretty good.

Narrator: Doesn't it seem like I've heard it before..?

Luny: Nah.

Narrator: Alright, well, Luny, you get the first verse. GO!

...

Are you going to go?

Luny: Yeah, I'm thinking.

YO I'm luny and I'm here to say
That johnfn sucks writing in a major way
His songs are all
So darn bad
It just makes me
So darn mad
Look at me
Repeating my words
IM A RAPPER!
That's what they told me in school...

Hey look at that, the melody is coming in
And you know what they say about dolphins, they have a fin

It's pretty cool I can rhyme those words, right? HAaaaa... VOTE FOR LUNY!!!!!!!!

Narrator: O........K

Luny, I'm going to be honest with you, that was probably the single worst rap performance in my history of listening to rap battles. Do you want to try over, or........

Luny: Nah, I'm good.

Narrator: The only good thing I could say about that performance is the melody in the beat. Wow, what an amazing melody! Luny, how did you come up with such an amazing, unique melody?

Luny: HEHE! Oh I dunno you just sit around thinking of melodies and... actually... you just have a little light bulb that lights up in your mind...

Lights up...

Light.......

Yeah........

Yeah I dunno

Narrator: Wow. Truly profound words. WELL. John, are you ready for your turn in the rap battle?

John: Of course.

Narrator: Alright, first play your beat.

Narrator: Wow, this is a pretty sad beat.

John: Yeah, I know. I'm a pretty sad person, ever since my parents died from living on the surface of the sun.

Narrator: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[beat]

You know, it's weird... I have the same feeling, like I've heard this song before... but where?

John: No, it's entirely original. Trust me

Narrator: Alright Luny, you're the first one to go on John's beat. Then John will go.

Luny: How does that make any sense?

Narrator: Don't worry about it, just do it.

Luny: Alright.



Yo I'm luny and I'm back for round two
John hasn't even said a word about you
Or me
That's weird
Why would he be talking about you?

Oh man gimme a break I just get so flustered
Whenever I think about John I just get so flustered
I think I just wanna give up