azure/molly rp: slobska/john/fatferi 1

azureangelic: new headcanon feferi is totally a frat boy
lobster: omg hahaha
azureangelic: she doesnt understand why her gas makes people give her dirty looks
azureangelic: she finds it hilarious
lobster: she is me
azureangelic: i did not know you were a feferi
lobster: now you know
azureangelic: also she like
azureangelic: eggs people on into burping/farting contests
azureangelic: most people cant beat her
azureangelic: she subtly influences jade into eating mexican takeout
azureangelic: jade is really bad at eating mexican
azureangelic: and keeping it all together
azureangelic: her burritos fall apart :(

azureangelic: one day feferi brings home lots of greasy seafood takeout
azureangelic: it turns out jade does not handle seafood well
azureangelic: she gets all burbly
azureangelic: shes stuck just groaning and gurgling as feferi tries to make it better
azureangelic: feferi is just desperately trying to make her feel better with tummy rubs
azureangelic: jade is just all ;_; and tummyaching and bubbling and moaning
azureangelic: idk why i just love horrible indigestion and ensuring hurt/comfort
lobster: omg awwwww
azureangelic: i just
azureangelic: really love the idea of jade being all swollen and aching and bloated and gurgly
azureangelic: and feferi desperately trying to help her
lobster: i just like stuff like that in general
azureangelic: yesss
azureangelic: and jade is just miserable and burping quietly
azureangelic: fef finds it just really adorable

azureangelic: kanaya still shudders thinking about the time feferi went on a blind date with a nice young man to a seafood buffet
azureangelic: and came back looking like an aquarium accident
azureangelic: jade doesnt like taking feferi to seafood buffets
azureangelic: she gets a bit out of control
azureangelic: she just sort of
azureangelic: shoves her face in the clam tank
azureangelic: and licks up all the dripped sauce on the tablecloth
azureangelic: and launches a one-girl war against the lobster section
azureangelic: by the time jade gets her out she's bloated, sloshy and burping up shells and napkins
azureangelic: her fancy dress is torn and messy
azureangelic: as they're walking away jade's rubbing her back and nervously asking if she's full
azureangelic: feferi just belches and asks if that's an offer for ice cream when they get home

azureangelic: seriously its the best thing about fatferi
azureangelic: she can reasonably be expected to swallow seafood whole
azureangelic: just slurp it down
azureangelic: and then its like having an internal tummy massage
lobster: and jade just
lobster: watches
azureangelic: she just finds it so cool how her tummy is all wriggly
azureangelic: also from earlier
azureangelic: jade gently tries to get her to eat her fish underwater
azureangelic: at least that way she doesnt have to smell the fish
azureangelic: eventually jade gives up and lets her eat the fish
azureangelic: she literally just
azureangelic: slurps up entire raw fish
azureangelic: and jade is trying not tog et any of the fishslime on her
azureangelic: the problem is afterwards feferi is happy
azureangelic: and insists on cuddling jade
azureangelic: and no amount of breath mint will fix the smell of fish
azureangelic: luckily most of the stench is trapped in her gut
azureangelic: unfortunately her hands are all slimy
azureangelic: she ends up having to think of an excuse to get fef to go outside and air out
azureangelic: fef doesnt want to go out either
azureangelic: its hard to walk with all the fish and eel and octopus in her gut
azureangelic: and jade always finds it bizzarely interesting how said fish and eels tend to squirm around in her belly
azureangelic: fef just finds it relaxing

azureangelic: massage feelingjams are always interesting
azureangelic: kanaya finds rubbing nepeta's tummy is one thing
azureangelic: but a big gut bloated and filled with wriggly fish and eels is totally different
azureangelic: plus feferi's skin feels different being a seadweller and all
azureangelic: a little bit rubbery and slick
azureangelic: on one hand its really neat to feel the motion
azureangelic: on the other hand everything out of feferi's mouth smells rank as hell
azureangelic: and naturally feferi sees no point in holding her gas in
azureangelic: plus if she keeps it in it just makes her tummy upset

azureangelic: if anything she enjoys it when other people do it
azureangelic: it gives her the chance to show off her skills
azureangelic: coincidentally kanaya is hesitant whenever feferi asks for a dress
lobster: feferi ur so grosssss
azureangelic: everybody fears the day feferi and vriska spend the night together
azureangelic: and vriska starts
azureangelic: teaching her
azureangelic: P:
lobster: eventually it becomes a gross off that ends in sex
azureangelic: "noooooooo, see, it's 8etter if you chew with your mouth open! also, dont worry a8out getting the cheese or grease in your 8oo8s, it makes them more notica8le :::;D"
azureangelic: vriska is practically on top of fef
azureangelic: rubbing her gut onto hers
azureangelic: trying to coax out some gas to liven it up
lobster: heehee
lobster: i ship this pairing so hard btw
azureangelic: heh
azureangelic: it ends up like
azureangelic: full metal jacket
azureangelic: but with burps
lobster: whats that
azureangelic: like vriska is a drill sargaent
azureangelic: trying to get fef to belch "like a REAL woman"
lobster: oh man i just thought of something
lobster: a threeway between john, vriska and feferi
lobster: heaven for him
azureangelic: pfft probably
azureangelic: feferi is really really huge
azureangelic: and smells like fish and her gut is all squirmy
lobster: john doesn't know what to think of the smell
lobster: it's gross which is good to him, but it's a bit hard to ignore
azureangelic: vriska happily helps by getting his face into her tits so he can only smell her
lobster: smells like sweat and pizza which is better than rotten seafood
azureangelic: also sol came up with the idea of feferi having a really bad reaction to beef
azureangelic: which just makes her swollen and gassy like fuck
azureangelic: since earlier we said jade couldnt handle seafood
lobster: oh man that sounds good
lobster: i would guess on one occasion john gives her it on purpose
azureangelic: pfft probably

azureangelic: vriska gets excited when her gut starts rumbling
azureangelic: and then it comes out the wrong end

azureangelic: by the end feferi is just neon pink and shaking uncontrollably with hiccups
lobster: vriska and john team up on her to massage her belly and get out all the gas
azureangelic: also theres the possible headcanon that fef's seadweller biology makes her burp bubbles sometimes
lobster: haah
azureangelic: john has wet dreams about feferi eating a cow whole
azureangelic: one night vriska and john scheme to get feferi to vriska's place and stuff as much beef as they can into her
lobster: and feferi refuses at first but vriska manages to stuff her face with it even against her will
lobster: so she gives up and eats until she can't eat anymore
lobster: and nothing has even happened and john is already getting hot
azureangelic: eventually she's just completely stuffed to the gills with beef
azureangelic: and vriska slowly eases her onto the bed
azureangelic: turns to john
azureangelic: grins
azureangelic: and then literally dives into feferi's belly
lobster: what if just a giant explosion of gas from both ends

azureangelic: and once its over feferi just giggles sheepishly
azureangelic: vriska crawls up onto feferi's belly and starts grinding her rolls against it
azureangelic: john is literally paralyzed
lobster: and he's sweating and mumbling and finally realizes what's going on and climbs onto the bed and watches
lobster: vriska's putting all sorts of force on her and forcing out gas from feferi who is all burbly and groaning and john is biting his lip and is too shy to get closer
azureangelic: john eventually gets the courage to crawl up to feferi's fat face and ask how she's doing
azureangelic: she rewards him with a beefy belch to the face
lobster: and he feels sparks and smoke from his brain, and breaks out in a grin, and suddenly asks her if she can keep doing that
lobster: and vriska is dripping with sweat and huffing and grinding against feferi roughly and licking her lips
azureangelic: every time fef passes gas it either hits john in the face or blows back the bottom of vriska's hair
azureangelic: vriska calls john and tells him since shes working the rear he should be doing something about those tittays
lobster: wait feferi's titties
azureangelic: yes
lobster: he swallows and leans over feferi's fat swollen body and starts to squeeze at her tits which are pretty huge, mostly consisting of excess weight, and he's like to hell with this and shoves his face right into her tits, ignoring the beefy-fish smell
azureangelic: his face is right against her collarbone
azureangelic: meaning he gets a front-row seat to feferi's burps
lobster: she aims them at him the best she can and taps him with a big grin when she feels a big one coming on so he can come closer and get a massive belch right in his face
lobster: and having pants on is starting to hurt
azureangelic: at one point she holds it in for a bit and pats her chest between her breasts
azureangelic: john lies down on her chest and when she belches he can actually feel it rumbling up her throat
azureangelic: all six seconds of it
azureangelic: not to mention it makes her tits vibrate around his neck
lobster: he's just grinning and has a massive boner and eventually he starts to kiss her, and he doesn't pull away even during her biggest burps
lobster: and vriska's constant grinding keeps her tummy gassy and upset and at work, making loud bubbling and churning noises
azureangelic: at one point fef leans herself up onto the headboard and gets john to rub her back to get more burps out
azureangelic: she drapes one flabby arm over john's bare shoulders and just keeps belting them out as he rubs and pounds at her backfat
azureangelic: and john is rubbing with one hand and massaging her chest with the other
lobster: and she's in bliss, eventually closing her eyes and letting her burps out freely, and they're deep and gassy and rumbling, and john just keeps encouraging her and telling her to keep going with a big grin on his face
azureangelic: by the time she even starts to remotely run out of fuel the entire room is humid and hot from her gas and both fef and vriska are sweating heavily
azureangelic: her burps start sounding grosser and wetter the less gas is in her belly
lobster: john just has the biggest fucking boner ever
azureangelic: at one point she belches out a fishbone thatshe accidentally ate the day before
lobster: john giggles and jokingly says "ew that's so gross, hehe" and pounds her back lightly, getting out another wet, drawn out burp
azureangelic: it gets to the point where her belches are so nasty john's a little afraid she's making herself sick
azureangelic: and fef just grins and blasts one in his face
lobster: john nods and calls her a good girl, face flushed a deep red and kisses her hard for just a few seconds

lobster: umm i was gonna say before he goes to finally fuck her or something vriska tells them to hold on, flees out of the room, and comes back with her arms full of soda bottles, to refuel feferi and so that she doesn't get left out herself
azureangelic: she totally would have a bunch of warm coke lying around for such an occasion
azureangelic: and feferi is quite thirsty after all the burping~
lobster: so john starts to give each of them soda, and they down at least five bottles each, leaving vriska very bloated and feferi's tummy more bubbly than before, and while he gets his pants off he hands them each a pack of mentos with a smile on his face
azureangelic: he finished giving feferi her soda
azureangelic: holding it like a baby bottle so she can drink it over her own boobs
azureangelic: she drains the last little bit and vriska taps john on the shoulder
azureangelic: he turns around
azureangelic: vriska rips over a pack of mentos with her claws, downs the entire roll, slaps her belly and gives john a devilish grin
lobster: (oh man whatre they gonna do, like john fuck feferi in sort of a missionary position and vriska leans in and burps for them)
azureangelic: that could work~
azureangelic: feferi's belly was already roundish so it just seems to grow bigger as the mentos fizzes
azureangelic: vriska's rolls seem to get smaller as her entire gut puffs up
azureangelic: john turns to fef and asks if she's okay
azureangelic: fef smiles at him and motuins for him to snuggle his head against her chest
azureangelic: he can hear the fizzing and bubbling and groaning
lobster: and he does so without hesitation, and vriska is waiting for some action to start and john's mind is racing
azureangelic: vriska decides to speed things up a little
azureangelic: and flops onto feferi's belly

lobster: (its another game of see how many times molly can orgasm, today youve gotten yourself three in a row, lets see what develops)
azureangelic: (haha wow you're welcome)

lobster: and feferi wasn't expecting that so she belts out this explosive rumbling burp in john's face, blowing his hair back a little and fogging his glasses, and it smells of beef and warm soda and a hint of fish
azureangelic: before he can even respond vriska slides down the front of feferi's belly
azureangelic: positions herself behind john with her tight, swollen gut pressed against his bare back
azureangelic: and lets a gross pizza burp out into his ear
azureangelic: feferi jokingly wrinkles her nose up and asks vriska what she ate
lobster: and john says "oh god what does it matter" and is practically in sheer bliss, being sandwiched between two fat, gross ladies
lobster: and they both ask john what he's waiting for since he was so caught up in the moment
azureangelic: john just leans down and kisses feferi on the lips while reaching up to give vriska an appreciative ass squeeze
azureangelic: vriska is just sort of grinding her sweaty bloated belly against john's back while ripping nasty wet belches
azureangelic: feferi below him burping long airy rumbling ones into his face
azureangelic: the room is so hot that the space between fef's breasts are slick with sweat
azureangelic: and john just sort of slides between them as he gropes both of them
azureangelic: suddenly feferi decides to get back at vriska for belly flopping her when she was kissing john earlier
azureangelic: she shifts her bulk and manages to flip vriska and john sideways
azureangelic: and then moves to the top
azureangelic: john is basically being smothered in massive amounts of slick sweaty pink-tinted gaseous fish girl
azureangelic: and the pressure on vriska's belly makes her let out the nastiest, greasiest, wettest-sounding belch john had ever heard right into his face
azureangelic: john is sandwiched between feferi's huge damp tits and vriska's sloshing gurgling belly fat
azureangelic: all john can do is wrap his arms and legs around feferi and squeeze as tight as he can
azureangelic: which causes feferi to belch in vriska's face

lobster: (jfc im so sore holy shit i need to take a break omg)
lobster: (you got me to seven times jfc)
azureangelic: actually thats probably for the best
azureangelic: its starting to get a bit late and i need to sleep soon
azureangelic: also you're welcome <3
lobster: tthhank yu omg
azureangelic: one last bit
azureangelic: future movie nights find john sandwiched between vriska's gut as she drips greasy takeout all over herself and feferi's bloated gassy squirming belly after an all-you-can-eat live seafood buffet
azureangelic: life is good