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How is your girlfriend?

Stranger: Shes well

You: She's got a sore head.

You: She keeps hitting her head under my desk.

Stranger: I should stop smashing her face on the keyboard

You: Nude Nudge wink Wink.

You: Wow bro.

You: You do that too?

Stranger: Yeah

You: She used teeth, huh?

Stranger: Not only that

You: NOT ONLY THAT?!

Stranger: She used mayo when I said SPECIFICALLY

Stranger: HOLD

Stranger: THE

Stranger: MAYO

You: OH

You: MY

You: GOD

Stranger: INORITE

You: WHY ARE YOU SMASHING HER FACE ON THE KEYBOARD?

You: PUT HER HEAD THROUGH THE WALL, BRO.

Stranger: I DID

Stranger: BUT SHE JUST

Stranger: WONT

You: WHAT?

Stranger: DIE!

You: OH WOW.

You: Okay.

Stranger: But its okay

You: We need to make a plan, clearly.

Stranger: We've actually gotten over it

Stranger: She promised makeup anal

You: We can't have unsubordinate bitches roaming the place.

Stranger: So we're goos

You: Makeup anal?

You: Phew.

Stranger: Yep

You: WE GOT DIS UNDER CONTROL YO!

Stranger: YESSIR BRTOHA

Stranger: BROTHA*

You: My heart pounded for you bro.

You: Next time she puts the mayo on.

Stranger: Thanks bro

You: You call me, bro.

Stranger: Gotcha bro

You: And I'll apply my sledge hammer to her FACE DOG.

Stranger: SHEET BROTHA

You: I'M SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW MAN.

You: YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: I cant even comprehend

Stranger: How serious

Stranger: you are about this shit

You: Me neither man.

You: I just...

You: I get so angry.

You: It's like...

Stranger: I feel for you bro

You: We let them into our kitchen.

You: And they just...

You: They just abuse it.

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: There should be like

Stranger: A law

You: A FUCKING LAWWW MAN.

Stranger: Against kitchen abuse

You: I agree completely.

You: Infact,

You: I am going to type out a well-written email to the Law Enforcement Officers of the World.

Stranger: LAW #69: IF YOU DONT CUT MY SAMMICH DIAGONALLY, YOU BETTER EXPECT A SHOVEL TO THE FACE

You: OHHHH SNAP SON.

You: I am literally.

You: Going to take my serious self.

Stranger: Seriously bro

You: And type a letter SO FURIOUSLY..

You: My furiousity will b

You: Lingering above it.

You: So they'll read it and be like,

Stranger: Shit brotha

You: HOLD UP DAWG!

You: THIS GUY IS SO FURIOUS!

You: WE NEEDA APPLY THIS LAW, SON!

Stranger: YESSIR BROTHA

Stranger: THIS LAW

You: The Law Enforcement bloke is black, by the way.

Stranger: IS GANNA BE APPLIED

Stranger: SO FAST

You: Just incase you didn't even notice the subtle black vocabulary.

Stranger: YOU WONT EVEN KNOW YOUR SAMMICHES NEVER HAD DIAGONALS

You: I feel like.

You: I know you, Stranger-red.

You: Like,

You: We've been Broskii's forever.

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: I know

Stranger: Its like this

Stranger: Awesome

Stranger: Connection bro

You: Like you know when you're walkin down the street.

You: And some guy just grabs your dick.

You: And you feel INSTANTLY connected with them.

You: You know that feel, bro?

Stranger: Totally bro

You: Totally...

You: THIS, MAHBRUVVA, is how I feel.

Stranger: Yeah

You: Like you just grabbed my wang in the street.

Stranger: Like a wang-grabber to the beat

You: Yeah!

Stranger: My black cracka brotha

Stranger: Where

Stranger: From this

You: I'm only black on the inside, homez.

Stranger: Big blue internets

Stranger: Do you hail from?

You: ?1

You: Europe, my brother.

Stranger: Europe

Stranger: I heard thats where all the

Stranger: Homedogs these days be at

You: Yeah boi.

You: BETTA believe it.

You: Take a left and a right.

Stranger: Brotha, I believe anything

You: Skip across the sea (casually)

You: And you'll arrive at Britain.

You: WHEN IT RAINS

You: YOU KNOW YOU'RE THERE, SON!

Stranger: OH DAMN

Stranger: WHEN IT RAINS

Stranger: AW HELL NO

Stranger: ALL SHITS GANNA BREAK LOOSE

You: ERRYWHERE MAN

Stranger: ITSJUST GANNA BE

Stranger: PURIN ALL OVER THE MOTHA FUCKIN STREETS

You: I KNOW RIGHT

Stranger: IT'LL BE LIKE

You: YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE RAIN...

Stranger: IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR MOTHA FUCKIN HELLO KITTY UNBRELLA

Stranger: OR

Stranger: YOUR

Stranger: BRITISH TRENCHCOAT

You: SO I PUT SOME RAIN ON YOUR RAIN SO YOU CAN RAIN WHILE YOU BRAIN

Stranger: YOU GANNA DIE SON

You: BRAIN?!

Stranger: DUDE

You: I...

Stranger: THE RAIN

You: AM I FAILURE

Stranger: CAN EFFECT

Stranger: YOUR BRAIN

You: TOTEZ BRO.

Stranger: THIS RAIN

Stranger: Is some serious shit bro

You: Dude...

Stranger: I dont even know

You: I think...

You: I think you deserve... my nudes.

You: IN A BRO WAY!

You: Here...

You: 8=========D

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: You are like

Stranger: 8=========D

Stranger: The exact same size

Stranger: As me bro

You: Oh my god man.

Stranger: This is like

You: This is crazy

Stranger: Oh my god

Stranger: I think

Stranger: We were meant

Stranger: To be bros

Stranger: For ever man.

You: I know bro, I know...

You: This is like fate...

Stranger: Its fate from the gods

You: It was like...

You: Our boners were MEANT to touch in the street.

Stranger: Yeah brotha

You: Crazy shit man.

Stranger: Its like

You: CUHRAYZEEE shit.

Stranger: THE STARS

Stranger: COMMANDED

Stranger: OUR DICKS

Stranger: To come together

You: But...

You: The disconnect button, brotha...

You: It has the ability to...

You: BREAK US UP

Stranger: What of it?

You: FOREVER

Stranger: NO

Stranger: WE NEED TO

Stranger: REPEAL

Stranger: THE DISCONNECT BUTTON

Stranger: Somehow brotha

You: This...

You: This saddens me...

You: JUST LIKE THAT...

You: OUR BONERS CAN REPEL!

Stranger: NO

You: I...

You: I CAN'T HANDLE IT BRO.

Stranger: BROTHA, I CANT LET THAT HAPPEN

You: I'M BREAKING UP HERE...

Stranger: HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU BROTHA

You: BREAKIN UP...

You: BREAKING DOWN...

You: BREAKING ALL AROUND

Stranger: NO

You: UUHHHHH

Stranger: BROTHA

You: FREAK OUT!

Stranger: HOLD IT TOGETHER

You: HOW CAN YOU CONTACT ME?!

You: HOWEVER YOU WANT, BROTHER.

Stranger: I DONT KNOW BROTHA

You: INSTANT MESSAGING, PENIS CALLING.

You: IT ALL WORKS, BROTHA.

Stranger: Okay brotha

Stranger: I have my faith

Stranger: In you

Stranger: That one of these days

Stranger: We will find eachother

Stranger: On the streets

You: This is...

Stranger: Of an ancient civilization

You: THIS IS TOO EMOTIONAL

Stranger: And we'll know

You: WHAT IF WE CANNOT CONTACT EACH OTHER?!

Stranger: Forever

Stranger: WE WILL

You: LIKe

Stranger: I BELIEVE

You: WHAT IF WE DON'T MEET AGAIN

You: I'M TOO EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED RIGHT NOW

Stranger: Stranger.

Stranger: Its okay

You: I'M GOING TO GET MY KNIFE BRO...

Stranger: We can do this

You: AND FORCE IT ON MY BITCH

You: AND TELL HER TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH.

Stranger: BRO

Stranger: YOU CANT TAKE YOUR KNIFE OUT ON YOUR BITCH!

You: BECAUSE I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

Stranger: THATS A PERFECTLY FINE KNIFE!

Stranger: YOU CANT

You: DAMN WHAT WAS I THINKING!

You: CURSES!

Stranger: ABUUUUSE THAT KNIFE BROTHA

Stranger: Brotha

Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BROTHA

Stranger: DONT DO ANYTHING YOU'LL REGRET BROTHA

You: IT'S FINE.

You: I PUT IT BACK IN THE DISPLAY

You: IT'S FINE

Stranger: OKAY BRO

You: THAT BITCH DOESN'T DESERVE HER BLOOD ON MY KNIFE

Stranger: HELL NO

Stranger: THAT KNIFE IS A FINE ASS ANTIQUE!

Stranger: Brotha

Stranger: I think

Stranger: We need

Stranger: To go our separate ways

You: ...

You: This...

You: I knew it would come to this...

You: I...

Stranger: Brotha

You: I'll miss you... brotha...

Stranger: We need to do this

Stranger: I'll miss you too

You: When our dicks touched...

You: I knew we would meet only once...

You: And it would be the most glorious meeting

You: The world had ever seen

Stranger: It was the best meet bro...

Stranger: that I ever knew

You: This is it...

You: Who's... going to do it...

Stranger: I...

Stranger: I'll do it

Stranger: For us

Stranger: Goodbye bro...

You: B-Bye... brotha...

You: I'll miss you...

Stranger: *sniff*

You: *Bro hug*

Stranger: GOODBYE!!!!!

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