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  1. In a lazy school day on campus during class time...
  2. *Jeremy walks out from room 208 and sees Lethel*
  3. Jeremy: Hey Lethel, how is it going?
  4. Lethel: Hey, haven't seen you in a while. What class did you just come from?
  5. Jeremy: Oh, I just came out of theory, that class is retarded.
  6. Lethel: Tell me about it, having it with Robins-
  7.  
  8. *Out of nowhere, Jimmy charges out*
  9. Jimmy: What the fuck are you two doing?
  10. Jeremy: Uhh.. hanging out?
  11. Jimmy: Really Jeremy? I thought you were better than this?
  12. Jeremy: What?
  13. Jimmy: Hanging out with Lethel? Hanging out with HIS KIND?
  14. Jeremy: Oh wait... oh shit... you are right.
  15. Lethel: I knew you were no better than the rest of his trashy kind. You are one of them!
  16. Jeremy: Yeah, you dirty muffin! I am proud to be one of them!
  17.  
  18. *John comes out of nowhere*
  19. John: What the fuck are you guys arguing about? Them? Kind? What? Is this racism? Ben isn't even here.
  20. Jeremy: This isn't about race. This is just about how their kind are nothing better than slaves for us.
  21. Lethel: Now just wait a minute you-
  22. John: Wow, that was definitely racist.
  23. Lethel: You evolved from us you retard!
  24. Jeremy: Yes, but we are BETTER.
  25. Jimmy: He's right, we are not as lazy.
  26. Lethel: Lazy? Just because-
  27.  
  28. *Ben appears like a ninja*
  29. Ben: Hey guys, wasup?
  30. Jeremy: Yeah, Ben is here, tell him how we are better!
  31. Jimmy: Whoa? You associate with Ben and his kind?
  32. Jeremy: We made an alliance remember? All against Lethel and his kind.
  33. Jimmy: Oh wait, right. We are both more superior than Lethel and his kind.
  34. Ben: Well, technically I am superior than your kind.
  35. Jimmy: What? Now wait a minute, I am pretty sure my kind is better than your kind.
  36. Ben: What? Are you kidding me? My kind is so much smarter. We are more efficient.
  37. Lethel: You two are both retarded, my kind have the most.
  38. Jimmy: No, I am pretty sure Ben's kind is the most abundant.
  39. Ben: Your kind probably have the most because you are all lazy.
  40.  
  41. *Gavin joins the rabble*
  42. Gavin: Umm, is Ben being racist again?
  43. Jimmy: No, he is sabotaging our temporary alliance against Lethel and his kind.
  44. Lethel: These two are retarded.
  45. Gavin: Alliance? Lethel's kind? What kind?
  46. Ben and Jimmy: Java programmers.
  47. Gavin: What, and what are you two supposed to be?
  48. Ben: I am C++.
  49. Jimmy: And I am C#.
  50.  
  51. *Michael gets out of his car along with twenty of his buddies carrying minimally two kids each*
  52. Michael: Well, I am C. But there are debates that Ben's kind and mine are technically the same.
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