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- In a lazy school day on campus during class time...
- *Jeremy walks out from room 208 and sees Lethel*
- Jeremy: Hey Lethel, how is it going?
- Lethel: Hey, haven't seen you in a while. What class did you just come from?
- Jeremy: Oh, I just came out of theory, that class is retarded.
- Lethel: Tell me about it, having it with Robins-
- *Out of nowhere, Jimmy charges out*
- Jimmy: What the fuck are you two doing?
- Jeremy: Uhh.. hanging out?
- Jimmy: Really Jeremy? I thought you were better than this?
- Jeremy: What?
- Jimmy: Hanging out with Lethel? Hanging out with HIS KIND?
- Jeremy: Oh wait... oh shit... you are right.
- Lethel: I knew you were no better than the rest of his trashy kind. You are one of them!
- Jeremy: Yeah, you dirty muffin! I am proud to be one of them!
- *John comes out of nowhere*
- John: What the fuck are you guys arguing about? Them? Kind? What? Is this racism? Ben isn't even here.
- Jeremy: This isn't about race. This is just about how their kind are nothing better than slaves for us.
- Lethel: Now just wait a minute you-
- John: Wow, that was definitely racist.
- Lethel: You evolved from us you retard!
- Jeremy: Yes, but we are BETTER.
- Jimmy: He's right, we are not as lazy.
- Lethel: Lazy? Just because-
- *Ben appears like a ninja*
- Ben: Hey guys, wasup?
- Jeremy: Yeah, Ben is here, tell him how we are better!
- Jimmy: Whoa? You associate with Ben and his kind?
- Jeremy: We made an alliance remember? All against Lethel and his kind.
- Jimmy: Oh wait, right. We are both more superior than Lethel and his kind.
- Ben: Well, technically I am superior than your kind.
- Jimmy: What? Now wait a minute, I am pretty sure my kind is better than your kind.
- Ben: What? Are you kidding me? My kind is so much smarter. We are more efficient.
- Lethel: You two are both retarded, my kind have the most.
- Jimmy: No, I am pretty sure Ben's kind is the most abundant.
- Ben: Your kind probably have the most because you are all lazy.
- *Gavin joins the rabble*
- Gavin: Umm, is Ben being racist again?
- Jimmy: No, he is sabotaging our temporary alliance against Lethel and his kind.
- Lethel: These two are retarded.
- Gavin: Alliance? Lethel's kind? What kind?
- Ben and Jimmy: Java programmers.
- Gavin: What, and what are you two supposed to be?
- Ben: I am C++.
- Jimmy: And I am C#.
- *Michael gets out of his car along with twenty of his buddies carrying minimally two kids each*
- Michael: Well, I am C. But there are debates that Ben's kind and mine are technically the same.
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