Dark Souls Crapplemage All Bosses Speedrun

Dark Souls Crapplemage All Bosses Speedrun Notes (by: Santzo84)

- Start Thief, Black Firebombs as starting gift
- Kill the Asylum Demon on the first encounter with 5 Black Firebombs
- Run to Undead Merchant - you have to have 2160 souls at this point, might have to kill a hollow
- Buy 3 throwing knives, 2 firebombs, scimitar, short bow, east-west shield and 10 wooden arrows (rest of the souls)
- Do the lower Undead Burg skip, free Griggs (quit + load if you're a scrub)
- Kill Taurus Demon with Scimitar + Gold Pine Resin (4 hits to stagger, 8 hits to kill, stamina management important)
- Get Drake Sword with throwing knives + resined Scimitar
- Lower the elevetor in Undead Parish church, kill Gargoyles with resined Scimitar (again I cant emphasize the importance of stamina management here)
- DUPE Homeward bone after ringing the bell

- Level up STR to 11
- Kick Lautrec down, run to elevator
- Go to New Londo, kill Ingward with Black Firebombs
- Pick up the Large Soul of a Nameless Soldier after killing Ingward
- Pick up the RTSR after lowering the water, DUPE bone again
- Pick up FAP ring in Firelink Shrine, use the soul and equip fap and rtsr on elevator
- Kill Quelaag with a moveswapped Drake Sword

- Buy Great Heavy Soul Arrow, Great Soul Arrow, Sorcerer's Catalyst and Bellowing Dragoncrest ring from Griggs
- Use (Dupe) Quelaag's soul 5 times on the elevator on the way up to Undead Parish
- At Undead Parish bonfire, level up ATT to 12 and INT to 30, attune both soul arrows
- Free Logan in Sen's by R2ing (w/ Drake Sword) the Snake in front of the breakable wall.
- Use Boulder Skip to get RTSR, change FAP ring to bellowing dragoncrest
- Kill Iron Golem with Great Heavy Soul Arrows

- Level up INT to 37 in Anor Londo (after using Core of Iron Golem) and attune both spells
- Kill S&O, warp to Firelink

- At Firelink, buy Homing Soul Mass and Soul Spear from Logan, remember to listen to all his dialogue before leaving him
- Go place the Lord Vessel, attune Soulmass and Soul Spear
- Warp to Undead Parish

- Kill Andre
- Take the hidden bonfire in the forest
- Use Smough Soul while waiting for the butterfly to land, kill butterfly w/ Homing Soulmass and 2 Soul Spears, dupe bone
- Get RTSR before Sif, best way is to use the knight with the big ass sword, just remember to toggle swap like a maniac to avoid getting stunlocked
- Kill Sif, Dupe bone

- Level ATT to 14 (3 slots), Warp to firelink shrine, buy Soul Spear from Griggs with the 40 000 souls you got from Sif, dupe bone

- Attune the second Soul Spear
- Get RTSR with the Sorcerer in forest by taking a hit while SPRINTING(again toggle swap like a maniac), he has 2 different arrows, the heavy one takes you to RTSR right away, the normal one gets you to about half health in which case you should take the drop before the first ladder when going down to Hydra.
- Go kill Hydra (3 soul spears), kill Golden Golem (3 soul spears), summon Dusk and while shes being summoned kill the 2 golems aggroing you to speed things up
- From Dusk you buy Hidden Body
- Dupe bone

- Attune Hidden Body on the Homing Soul mass, so you should have 2 soul spears and hidden body attuned
- Warp to Anor Londo
- Put Dusk Crown ring on (replace RTSR) on the elevator, dupe Sif soul once
- Kill Golem w/ Broken Pendant, by casting hidden body on the elevator and then 3 soul spears on the golem
- But RTSR back on the second elevetaor, heal, dupe sif soul once.
- Duke's Skip
- Kill Seath with the 6 soul spears you have left, use Sif soul while waiting for the death animation.
- Dupe Bone

- Level up ATT to 16 rest to INT, Attune Great Soul arrow.
- Go to DLC, RTSR with Dusk Crown Ring swap and taking the ladder drop
- Take the Crown Of Dusk before entering the DLC and equip it.
- Kill Sanctuary Guardian with 3 Soul Spears
- YOLO Artorias with the 5 Soul Spears you have left (or you can take the safety bonfire if you're a scrub)
- Take the Bonfire
- Run throught Oolacile while using Peach Body every now and then
- At Manus Bonfire, level up INT to 52
- Get Dark Bead yo (safe strat is killing the Sorcerer with a single Great Soul Arrow)
- Kill Manus with Soul Spears
- Attune Dark Bead, and level up VIT or END, whatever you feel like, not important at this moment
- Kill Kalameet with magic
- Warp to Firelink Shrine

- Take Firelink Shrine Bonfire, again level up VIT
- Kill Capra & Gaping, Darksign Out
- Kill Four(2) Kings, Darksign Out
- Kill Stray Demon, Bone Out
- Kill Pinwheel & Nito(hidden body + kiting strats here, safest ever), Bone Out

- Go to Demon ruins, use as much souls as possible, you should have around 180 000 - 200 000 souls at this point from all the bosses linked to firelink shrine
- Take the Demon ruins bonfire, level everything to VIT (23-24), get to RTSR range with the cool RTSR setup, kill Ceaseless w/ Dark Beads, darksign out
- Kill Demon Firesage w/ 2 Dark Beads
- Kill Centipede by going left from the Fog Door, Soul Spearing and Dark Beading him, depending on how the fight goes
- Go kill Bed Of Chaos, bone back
- Warp to Anor Londo

- Get RTSR for Gwyndolin by swapping Dusk Crown ring in & out, taking the jump from the big elevator and then jumping down after you push the lever
- Kill Gwyndolin
- Don't heal at any point, instead run to priscilla with the help of Hidden Body
- Kill the 2 archers before Priscilla, they can shoot you in the back even if hidden bodied
- 1 shot Priscilla and hope for moan%
- Home back, warp to firelink

- Go kill GWYN, the end.