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  1. You should do this too. The questions are half-way decent and random.
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  3. 1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
  4. I would help him. He's not worth jail time.
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  6. 2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
  7. I would ask where he got the money for that type of procedure.
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  9. 3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
  10. The thought does not occur that often.
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  12. 4.What is the last thing you spent money on?
  13. A breakfast sandwich from Subway. Don't judge me everyone gets egg cravings after waking up for work at 3am.
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  15. 5.Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
  16. Lost, but I think that can be related back to the lack of food in my house.
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  18. 6.Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
  19. Crunchy. But only on Super Bowl Sunday. Otherwise there is no occasion for Cheetos.
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  21. 7.The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch/bastard. What do you have to say ?
  22. I laugh.
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  24. 8.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
  25. First thing I thought of was the rant Daisy had after having a daughter in The Great Gatsby. Otherwise Karigan.
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  27. 9.Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
  28. Tux called dibs a month or so ago.
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  30. 10.What are you craving right now?
  31. Sunlight.
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  33. 11. When was the last time you cried?
  34. Week ago? Something like that.
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  36. 12.When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
  37. I just made you your Quad-Grande-half sweet vanilla-whole milk-extra hot-with whip-add caramel drizzle-latte for the second time since the first one "didn't taste right" give the person working minimum wage the damn penny.
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  39. 13.What color is your tissue box?
  40. n/a I use magic.
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  42. 14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
  43. Windows are open. Who needs fans?
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  45. 15. What is the last voicemail you received about?
  46. My Mom wondering why I never answer the phone.
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  48. 16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook before?
  49. Oh come on now. I'm not that mean.
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  51. 17.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
  52. Nothing real.
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  54. 18.Do you wear a name tag at work?
  55. I have a badge to get into the building. But that's different. It has a picture, title, and SIM card like device.
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  57. 19.What kind of car do you drive?
  58. White dented 1997 Nissan Altima aka "Edwardo"
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  60. 20.What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
  61. I hate you.
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  63. I would sell my soul for a chicken chalupa right about now.
  64.  
  65. 21.Have you ever had a garage sale?
  66. We prefer to call them "Moving Sales"
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  68. 22.What color is your ipod?
  69. I have a green 16Gb Nano and a black 80gb Zune
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  71. 23.What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
  72. Red Wine
  73.  
  74. 24. Are you happy right now?
  75. Define happy. I'm okay.
  76.  
  77. 25.Who came over last?
  78. I guess you could say I was at my parents house.
  79.  
  80. 26. Do you drink beer?
  81. Nope.
  82.  
  83. 27.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
  84. Other people don't think that I am related to my siblings, we all look different I guess.
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  86. 28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
  87. Who cares?
  88.  
  89. 29.What was the last movie you watched at home?
  90. Charlie Bartlett
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  92. 30.What is in your pocket?
  93. Normally? A student card, ipod, camera. Maybe a loonie or twoonie.
  94.  
  95. 31.Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
  96. I like Damaris' response: Fuck that shit.
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  98. 32.Where do you hurt?
  99. n/a: Canadian.
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  101. 33.Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
  102. Caitlins birthday party when I was 12, in Atlanta. Good times.
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  104. 34.What's something fun you did today?
  105. n/a: Canadian
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  107. 35.What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
  108. I hate Canada.
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  110. 36.When is your birthday?
  111. Veinticinco de Noviembre
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  113. 37.Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
  114. Parking pass
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  116. 38.How many states in the US have you been to?
  117. Silly question.
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  119. 39.What kind of milk do you drink?
  120. Stupid stomach. Soy and Lactose Free.
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  122. 40.What are you going to do after this?
  123. Watch a movie. Maybe edit photos. A decent sleep is definitly on the agenda.
  124.  
  125. 41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
  126. Shopping? Why would I go shopping when I could do more interesting things, like pulling my teeth.
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  128. 42.What is something you need to go shopping for?
  129. I am down to one pair of jeans. But I am stocked full of denial so I should be okay for a while.
  130.  
  131. 43.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
  132. Maybe.
  133.  
  134. 44.What kind of car do your parents drive?
  135. Mom: 1999 Ford Expedition Dad: I don't even know what it is. But it's stupid.
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  137. 45. Are you rich?
  138. I'm a student. You get one guess.
  139.  
  140. 47.What color is your couch?
  141. Am I the only person with out a leather couch? (mine has a floral print and was free)
  142.  
  143. 48.What famous person do you look like?
  144. Well I don't look like anyone famous, but I watched Dogma a while back and it reminds me of this one girl I have seen...
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  146. 49.Does someone like you right now?
  147. n/a: Canadian
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  149. 50.Do you drive drunk?
  150. That would involve drinking first. So no.
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  152. 51.Favorite pop-tart flavor?
  153. gross.
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  155. 52.Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
  156. nope.
  157.  
  158. 53.What are your plans for the weekend?
  159. Well I have Sunday off ^_^ there are endless possibilties.
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  161. 54.Do you like the color green?
  162. It's right up there with black and Red
  163.  
  164. 55.Who was the last person to send you an instant message?
  165. Eric
  166.  
  167. 56.Last restaurant you went to?
  168. Sonic? Really? I hate all y'all.
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  170. 57.How many hours did you sleep last night?
  171. 3.
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  173. 58.Do you swear at your parents?
  174. That depends, do I value my life?
  175.  
  176. 59.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  177. Probably not.
  178.  
  179. 60.Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
  180. Well I want to see you get out of a poofy prom dress and into western attire in under 15 minutes. THEN we can talk.
  181.  
  182. 61.What is your ring tone?
  183. My phone rings?
  184.  
  185. 62.What were you doing at midnight last night?
  186. Driving home from my parents house.
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  188.  
  189. END.
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