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- You should do this too. The questions are half-way decent and random.
- 1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
- I would help him. He's not worth jail time.
- 2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
- I would ask where he got the money for that type of procedure.
- 3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
- The thought does not occur that often.
- 4.What is the last thing you spent money on?
- A breakfast sandwich from Subway. Don't judge me everyone gets egg cravings after waking up for work at 3am.
- 5.Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
- Lost, but I think that can be related back to the lack of food in my house.
- 6.Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
- Crunchy. But only on Super Bowl Sunday. Otherwise there is no occasion for Cheetos.
- 7.The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch/bastard. What do you have to say ?
- I laugh.
- 8.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
- First thing I thought of was the rant Daisy had after having a daughter in The Great Gatsby. Otherwise Karigan.
- 9.Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
- Tux called dibs a month or so ago.
- 10.What are you craving right now?
- Sunlight.
- 11. When was the last time you cried?
- Week ago? Something like that.
- 12.When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
- I just made you your Quad-Grande-half sweet vanilla-whole milk-extra hot-with whip-add caramel drizzle-latte for the second time since the first one "didn't taste right" give the person working minimum wage the damn penny.
- 13.What color is your tissue box?
- n/a I use magic.
- 14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
- Windows are open. Who needs fans?
- 15. What is the last voicemail you received about?
- My Mom wondering why I never answer the phone.
- 16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook before?
- Oh come on now. I'm not that mean.
- 17.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
- Nothing real.
- 18.Do you wear a name tag at work?
- I have a badge to get into the building. But that's different. It has a picture, title, and SIM card like device.
- 19.What kind of car do you drive?
- White dented 1997 Nissan Altima aka "Edwardo"
- 20.What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
- I hate you.
- I would sell my soul for a chicken chalupa right about now.
- 21.Have you ever had a garage sale?
- We prefer to call them "Moving Sales"
- 22.What color is your ipod?
- I have a green 16Gb Nano and a black 80gb Zune
- 23.What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
- Red Wine
- 24. Are you happy right now?
- Define happy. I'm okay.
- 25.Who came over last?
- I guess you could say I was at my parents house.
- 26. Do you drink beer?
- Nope.
- 27.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
- Other people don't think that I am related to my siblings, we all look different I guess.
- 28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
- Who cares?
- 29.What was the last movie you watched at home?
- Charlie Bartlett
- 30.What is in your pocket?
- Normally? A student card, ipod, camera. Maybe a loonie or twoonie.
- 31.Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
- I like Damaris' response: Fuck that shit.
- 32.Where do you hurt?
- n/a: Canadian.
- 33.Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
- Caitlins birthday party when I was 12, in Atlanta. Good times.
- 34.What's something fun you did today?
- n/a: Canadian
- 35.What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
- I hate Canada.
- 36.When is your birthday?
- Veinticinco de Noviembre
- 37.Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
- Parking pass
- 38.How many states in the US have you been to?
- Silly question.
- 39.What kind of milk do you drink?
- Stupid stomach. Soy and Lactose Free.
- 40.What are you going to do after this?
- Watch a movie. Maybe edit photos. A decent sleep is definitly on the agenda.
- 41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
- Shopping? Why would I go shopping when I could do more interesting things, like pulling my teeth.
- 42.What is something you need to go shopping for?
- I am down to one pair of jeans. But I am stocked full of denial so I should be okay for a while.
- 43.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
- Maybe.
- 44.What kind of car do your parents drive?
- Mom: 1999 Ford Expedition Dad: I don't even know what it is. But it's stupid.
- 45. Are you rich?
- I'm a student. You get one guess.
- 47.What color is your couch?
- Am I the only person with out a leather couch? (mine has a floral print and was free)
- 48.What famous person do you look like?
- Well I don't look like anyone famous, but I watched Dogma a while back and it reminds me of this one girl I have seen...
- 49.Does someone like you right now?
- n/a: Canadian
- 50.Do you drive drunk?
- That would involve drinking first. So no.
- 51.Favorite pop-tart flavor?
- gross.
- 52.Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
- nope.
- 53.What are your plans for the weekend?
- Well I have Sunday off ^_^ there are endless possibilties.
- 54.Do you like the color green?
- It's right up there with black and Red
- 55.Who was the last person to send you an instant message?
- Eric
- 56.Last restaurant you went to?
- Sonic? Really? I hate all y'all.
- 57.How many hours did you sleep last night?
- 3.
- 58.Do you swear at your parents?
- That depends, do I value my life?
- 59.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- Probably not.
- 60.Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
- Well I want to see you get out of a poofy prom dress and into western attire in under 15 minutes. THEN we can talk.
- 61.What is your ring tone?
- My phone rings?
- 62.What were you doing at midnight last night?
- Driving home from my parents house.
- END.
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