Four Ore's and More Season 1 Episode 4: "Froggy McSoggy"

Four Ore’s and More Season 1 Episode 4: “Froggy McSoggy”



Intro



Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!

F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!

(dun dun dun dunn)

Cuz’ we got it alll!!

(guitar riff x4)

Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!

(DUN!)

It’s Four Ore’s and More!!

(guitar riff)

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(The episode starts with Meliia in the living room)

Sapphire + Emerald + Gold: Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum-
Mellia: I totally regret not saying anything after the 9th time you said 'Mum'.
Sapphire + Emerald + Gold: Can we get a pet?
Mellia: Let me put it in a way you kids will understand?
Emerald: I'm not sure us 'kids' will.
Mellia: NO!
Sapphire + Emerald + Gold: Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum-
Mellia: FINE!

(They arrive at the pet store)

Mellia: Hi, we're here for a pet.
Worker: You know you don't have to say that, it IS a pet store.

(The kids enter the pet room)

Sapphire: This isn't right, these animals should be set free!
Gold: Would you like it if there was a wild animal in here that could rampage on our town?
Sapphire: Not every animal is like that, look at that cutie! (She points to the frog) This would be a precious as a pet!
Emerald: Oooo! That looks cute!
Gold: Nope, too green.
Emerald: Your kidding right? You're too gold!
Gold: Why, thank you.
Emerald (rolls eyes): Whatever, we're getting it anyways.

(Sapphire picks up the frog)

Sapphire: Come on, Froggy, we're gonna have an awesome time!
(Froggy breathes fire from behind Sapphire as the 3 kids walk out)

(At home)

Emerald: OK, Froggy, it's time to eat!
Gold: Um, food from a residential dwelling isn't suitable for a polliwog.
Emerald: What's good food for a frog, Sapphire?
Sapphire: Yogurt.
Gold: Nope, too white.
Emerald: OK dude, you crossed the line, now I need you to step away from all of us.

Sapphire: Got the yogurt.
Emerald: Thank you. OK, Froggy, here comes the airplane!
Gold: What, would you want to give your pet mortal terror?!

(Emerald holds the spoon closer to Froggy, but he breathes fire on her hand)

Emerald: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Gold: Just go use damn water on it!
(Emerald starts spitting on her hand)

Emerald: This thing IS EVIL!! It's a menace to the animal society!
Sapphire: It probably didn't like yogurt.

(Scene cuts to Coal listening to the radio)

Radio: And that was "I wanna be the very best" by a famous person who earns a lot of money every day!
Coal: If only I could become famous, like my Dad.
Radio: And if you want to be famous... well, it's not possible nowadays.
Coal: How come my Dad was famous, then?
Radio: And now it's time for 1993 hits!
Coal: Oh yeah, of course. A radio cannot answer my personal questions. Wait, maybe changing my identity could!
Radio: # So they want I to change my identity, musically, musically, musically #
Coal: Shut up.

(Scene cuts to the kids)

Gold: Alright guys, we're gonna do what pet rangers do the pets.
Sapphire: Comfort them with love and compassion?
Emerald: Girl, where have you been?
Gold: No, we cage it! GO, GO, GO!

(Emerald gets a basket and hides behind a chair, she takes a glimpse of the frog and attempts to capture it)

Sapphire: Stop. (She grabs the basket)
Emerald: What the hell are you DOING?!
Sapphire: You don't understand, just because something breathes fire doesn't mean it's automatically evil.
Emerald: Dragons breathe fire, and they're evil.
Sapphire: Yeah, but not all dragons, they could be good, just like our pet, we have to get along with him.
Emerald: Alright, but if he burns my hand, I'm done.

(Scene cuts to Coal)

Coal (while typing): Changemyidentity.com And call.
Phone: Hello, and welcome to Changemyidentity.com. How can I help you?
Coal: You know you don't have to say that, I saw the website.
Phone (seemingly annoyed): How can I help you?
Coal: I need you to change my identity to... Kim Guardianship.
Phone (stifles laughter)
Coal: NO, NO, NO! I meant Mila Tunis.
Phone (stifles even more laughter)
Coal: Ughh, BRAD PITT! And that's final!
Phone: OK, your i-identity has changed, go spread stupidity across your town.
Coal: What?
(Phone hangs up)

Coal: Epic, from this day forward, I am now BRAD PITT! I am BRAD PITT!

(Coal runs past Daddyore and out the door)

Coal: I am BRAD PITT!

Daddyore: Coal, there's a weird man impersonating you!

(Scene cuts to the kids dancing with Froggy)

#Everything is better with Froggy
Froggy, Froggy, Froggy!#

(The kids put Froggy on a slide in their garden)

#Yeah, let's play on the slide
Have a blast, an enjoyable ride
Stay by our side,
Everything is better with Froggy
Froggy, Froggy, Froggy!#

(The kids spin around with Froggy)

Emerald: Wow, I feel like I have a good bo-

Froggy: ENOUGGGGGGHHHHH!! (croak) I AM NOT YOUR PET!!
Gold: .... Yeah, you are, we bought you at the pound.
Froggy: YOU DID, BUT I AM ACTUALLY (puts on fedora) FROGGY MCSOGGY!
Sapphire: At least we predicted his first name right.

Froggy McSoggy: MY PLAN IS TO WAIT TO GET BOUGHT BY SOMEONE, I ESCAPE FROM THE POUND, I SUMMON ALL THE FROGS TO INVADE THE TOWN AND THE WORLD! CROAK CROAK CROAK CROAAAAAAK!!!

(The kids look around and they check outside, all the frogs are seen leaping into the town)

Froggy McSoggy: MWHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE ALL CROAKED! TIME TO WREAK HAVOC! (Froggy burns Emerald's hand again)

Emerald: ARRRGGHH! Sapphire, you dirty liar! You said not all animals are bad, but guess what? Out of ALL the pets we could've got, out of all the harmless dogs and cats, you decide to pick a suspicious frog WHO HAPPENED TO BE EVIL! I'm not even a teen yet and I will probably die as a young girl, thanks to you!
Sapphire: What are the odds?

(Scene cuts to Coal running through to streets)

Coal: I'm Brad Pitt! I'm Brad Pitt!

Kid: Ew, Mum, look! Disgusting creature!
Mum: My gosh, your right! Let's skedaddle!

(They run away)

Coal: Huh?

Kid 2: NO way, that ain't normal.
Kid 3: I know right, very weird!

Coal: W-what? How can everyone not like Brad Pitt?
Old Man Manfred: I like Brad Pitt.
Coal: That's not enough.
(He walks sadly back home)

Old Man Manfred: But there isn't enough of Old Man Manfred to go around! Right ladies? (wink, wink, wink)

(When Coal arrives home, the door burns and Froggy leaps out, the kids chase him)

Coal: What's going on?
Emerald: Froggy revealed his true identity!
Coal: Hmmm, I got it! Maybe I can increase my popularity by my TRUE IDENTITY!

(He runs in the house and starts punching his hand in the air)

Coal: I AM COAL! I AM COAL!

(Daddyore leaps to him and starts whacking him with a baseball bat)

Daddyore: Stop impersonating my son, you weird man!

(Scene cuts to the kids chasing him)

Gold: Wait hold on. We have to bring the frogs out of town, not defeat them, we could lure the frogs away with flies!
Sapphire: But what attracts flies?
Gold: Tons of rotten meat!

(Gold runs to the dump and collects lots of meat, he runs back)

Gold: Sapphire, I'm leaving you in charge with the rotten meat.
Sapphire: Awww, thank you! (She hugs Gold)
Gold: OK, there's no time for sibling moment, you need to run out of town with the meat, OK?
Sapphire: OK, bye guys!

(She runs away, all the flies are exposed and start chasing Sapphire)

Froggy McSoggy: NO! THE INESCAPABLE URGE! WE'LL BE BAAAAACKKK!!

(All the frogs start jumping and chase the flies)

Sapphire: I run with nature!

Emerald: I don't know what's bad, Sapphire spending the whole day running or all the flies leaving our town.
Gold: Nature is presumably cruel, cold and unforgiving.

(Episode ends)