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- from /hhg/ Hazbin hotel general #798
- G4M3R Edition
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- Charlie Or Molly?
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40839406/#40859798
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- >Charlie starts dating Molly
- >Doesn't know she's Angel Dust's sister
- >Angel Dust is an eager gossip for all things relationship-related, and a sound choice for bedroom advice
- >Charlie confides all the...moist details of her relationship to him without actually mentioning exactly who she is
- >Invites Molly to the hotel one day to introduce her to the rest of her friends
- >"Well, its 'bout time I finally get a look at this dame who's been shakin' the paint offa Princess Perky's walls"
- >Hfw his sister walks through the door.
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- ...what am I looking at? Did they just take a bunch of drugs? Rainbow drugs? Is the meth lab celebrating pride month too?
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- >Hi I'm Angel Dust
- >You may know me from such hit films as "Because of Win-Dcks-ie" and "Down The Manhole II: Two-in-one"
- >As a gay crckhead who is owned lock-stock-and-barrel by a narcissistic rpist, I'm concerned about inclusivity in the hard drgs market
- >That's why I endorse The Big Gayâ„¢ family of highly addictive narcotics
- >They've got crck, speed, meth, and more, proudly made by a staff of addle-brained, heavily armed desert dwellers who also happen to be gay as fuk
- >The perfect thing to take the edge off after a night of having your face pressed against dirty concrete while complete strangers violate you
- >Enjoy
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- >Enjoy.
- Good hustle, but it feels like it needs a snappier ad slogan to round things out.
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- >Feel the Velvet, baby
- Sounds like something that Velvet would adopt as a catchphrase and just pretend like it was her idea.
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- >heavily armed desert dwellers who also happen to be gay as fuk
- Kinda based, sounds like a good story.
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