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  1. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] began trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 07:51 --
  2. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] is sitting in a chair in Cucali's dwellingblock, a notebook open on her lap. She's scribbling something down in it, and looks pretty involved in the whole process. ... must be her grocery list? --
  3. -- nitroMerc [NM] comes back from a patrol, stretching and making a big show to yawn loudly. --
  4. NM: Heeeeey, m☼ssy! What's that y☼u're d☼in'?
  5. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks up, her cheeks coloured a little lime. She quickly shuts her notebook. --
  6. AA: <\ No, nothing! />
  7. -- nitroMerc [NM] smirks. --
  8. NM: Ha!! Is that a diiiiiary ☼f s☼me s☼rt?
  9. AA: <\ No, it, it isn't... />
  10. NM: I bet it iiiis!
  11. -- nitroMerc [NM] reaches for the notebook... --
  12. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] moves to captchalogue the book, but she's too late! Cucali snatches it up just before it can go safely into her sylladex. --
  13. -- nitroMerc [NM] holds it waaaay up, out of Paloma's reach. --
  14. NM: Let's read this, shall we??
  15. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] stands, reaching for the notebook. --
  16. AA: <\ No! />
  17. -- nitroMerc [NM] walks out, reading the first poem she sees aloud. --
  18. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] follows after Cucali, looking a little paniced. --
  19. NM: 'The waves p☼und the sh☼re with m☼re p☼wer than I kn☼w...'
  20. AA: <\ W, wait! Stop! />
  21. -- nitroMerc [NM] raises her voice! --
  22. NM: Water's cruel, but it fl☼ws thr☼ugh the sand and leaves me agl☼w!!
  23. NM: Ha! Is this y☼ur p☼☼☼☼etry b☼☼k, m☼ssybl☼☼d?
  24. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] is blushing bright green. --
  25. AA: <\ So, so what if it is?! Just give it back! />
  26. NM: I'm n☼t d☼☼☼☼☼ne, yet! Wait y☼ur turn, scumbl☼☼d!
  27. AA: <\ Cucali, please! />
  28. -- nitroMerc [NM] takes on a pompous reading voice. --
  29. NM: 'Hell☼! I'd like t☼ meet y☼u!!'
  30. NM: 'The true y☼u. Adieu!'
  31. AA: <\ Just... just stop! />
  32. NM: Why? Aren't p☼ems meant t☼ be read??
  33. NM: Sit d☼wn, m☼ssybl☼☼d, I g☼t this!!
  34. AA: <\ N, not these ones! They're private! />
  35. NM: 'But I kn☼w that I can pull thr☼ugh! There must be s☼mething m☼re than this... this ☼ceanic abyss!!'
  36. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] bites at her lip. She looks absolutely devastated. --
  37. NM: 'But the sea is...'
  38. -- nitroMerc [NM] looks at Paloma. --
  39. NM: Is whaaaat, m☼ssybl☼☼d?
  40. AA: <\ It's, it's not done yet, okay?! />
  41. AA: <\ And it's none of your business anyway! So, so just give it back already! />
  42. NM: Hey! My hive, my rules!
  43. NM: Let's see what else y☼u g☼t here...
  44. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] sits down in the chair, burying her face in her hands as she resigns herself to Cucali being a huge bitch. --
  45. -- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 08:05 --
  46. -- nitroMerc [NM] flips a page, clearing her throat, ready to read overdramatically. --
  47. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] sighs and braces herself. --
  48. NM: 'There is ☼ne I pity m☼st!'
  49. NM: 'A tr☼ll I kn☼w, s☼metimes m☼r☼se!'
  50. NM: Wh☼'s this ☼ne t☼??
  51. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] bites at her lip. Oh god, it's that poem. Why did she have to read THAT poem? That was for Amaloc... --
  52. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] shakes her head. --
  53. AA: <\ ... it, it was for my moirail... />
  54. NM: That redbl☼☼d dumb butt?? Ha, I sh☼uld've figured!!
  55. AA: <\ He, he isn't dumb! />
  56. NM: Aaaall l☼wbl☼☼ds are dumb!
  57. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] sighs and says nothing to that. --
  58. -- nitroMerc [NM] ;/ --
  59. NM: What!!
  60. AA: <\ ... I can't convince you otherwise, so... />
  61. NM: Well, g☼☼d! N☼ m☼re dumb speeches fr☼m y☼u then!
  62. AA: <\ Mm... />
  63. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] hums something like assent, looking away. --
  64. -- nitroMerc [NM] looks disappointed at the lack of reaction. She shakes the notebook. --
  65. NM: D☼ y☼u waaaant this back?
  66. AA: <\ ... yes. />
  67. NM: Well, I'm n☼t handin' it ☼ver if y☼u're n☼t g☼nna give me a fight!! In fact, I miiiight just keep this!
  68. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] glares at Cucali, suddenly. --
  69. AA: <\ You want a fight? />
  70. -- nitroMerc [NM] grins. --
  71. NM: Ha! I d☼ubt y☼u c☼☼☼uld give me what I want!
  72. AA: <\ I could if you'd just-- />
  73. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] shakes her head. --
  74. NM: What?
  75. NM: Tell me!
  76. AA: <\ ... look, I'm just disappointed that you're being such a jerk about this, okay? />
  77. AA: <\ I, I don't like it when my poems are just stolen right out from under my hands. />
  78. NM: ☼☼☼☼h, listen t☼ that! The l☼wbl☼☼d's disapp☼inted with the seadweller! Isn't that s☼methin' new?
  79. NM: I wasn't stealin' them! I was just... b☼rr☼win'!
  80. AA: <\ What are you trying to prove, Cucali? That you're stronger than me? You don't have to prove that. />
  81. -- nitroMerc [NM] pouts. --
  82. NM: I'm just tryin' t☼ have a little fun here!!
  83. AA: <\ Well I don't think it's funny! />
  84. AA: <\ Those are personal, okay?! />
  85. NM: Y☼u aren't as interestin' as when I first met y☼u! I'm just b☼☼☼☼red here! S☼rry f☼r tryin' t☼ liven things up!
  86. AA: <\ You want me to start pushing friendship on you again? I thought you were happier being untested like this! />
  87. NM: Ha!! What d☼ y☼u care ab☼ut my happiness? Y☼u just care if y☼u're fed, I bet!!
  88. AA: <\ I care a heck of a lot more than you think, Cucali! />
  89. NM: Pr☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ve it!
  90. AA: <\ I made sure you got back to your hive when you were drunk, didn't I?! />
  91. NM: That was n☼thin'! Any☼ne in the casin☼ w☼uld've d☼ne that!! Seis pr☼bably made y☼u!
  92. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] throws her hands up in the air. --
  93. AA: <\ Whatever I say, you'll refute! />
  94. -- nitroMerc [NM] grins. --
  95. NM: Because all y☼u are are w☼rds, w☼rds, w☼☼☼☼☼rds!
  96. NM: Y☼u d☼n't d☼☼☼☼ anythin', m☼ssybl☼☼d!
  97. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] gets up from her chair, glaring at Cucali. --
  98. AA: <\ You really want me to do something? />
  99. NM: Ha! That'll be s☼mething!
  100. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] steps up to Cucali... and... --
  101. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] reaches up a hand to slap her. Not hard at all, but it's the show that counts. --
  102. AA: <\ You have something of mine. Give it back! />
  103. -- nitroMerc [NM] is stunned. She didn't think that Paloma would actually /do/ anything. She raise her arm with the notebook as if she'll hit back... --
  104. -- nitroMerc [NM] ... but instead drops it at her feet. --
  105. AA: <\ ... thank you. />
  106. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] stoops down to pick it up and captchalogue it. --
  107. -- nitroMerc [NM] doesn't say anything as she scowls at her. --
  108. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] stands back up, breathing in quietly. She feels remorse, and it shows on her face. --
  109. NM: Ab☼ut fuckin' time y☼u decided t☼ gr☼w a g☼ddamn spine.
  110. -- nitroMerc [NM] turns around to leave. --
  111. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] opens her mouth to say something, raises her hand. But she just can't do it. --
  112. -- nitroMerc [NM] leaves Paloma to write her dumb poetry. Is the mossblood finally standing up to her? This might be a problem--she can't let it happen! But some part of her is perfectly okay with that. She slams the door as she exits. --
  113. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] slumps down on the chair. Did she... did she do the wrong thing or the right thing? She doesn't know... --
  114. -- nitroMerc [NM] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 08:39 --
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