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(AiE) Human "Behavior" (B-) *Discontinued*

Nov 27th, 2012
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  1. >Day 43 in Equestria
  2. >Let's get this shit started
  3. >You and Lyra are enjoying a smoothie at a random location in town
  4. >Both of you have your own so don't start
  5. >The location is also random because fuck you that's why
  6. >"That was real fun Anon, I had no idea humans enjoyed bowling too." Lyra finally speaks up after an exceptionally loud slurp
  7. >Not to be outdone you decide a belch would be a better response, upon which you quickly excuse yourself
  8. >If ponies like Rarity heard you acting like that who knows what kind of earful you would get
  9. >It was bad enough when you told your new source of clothes that you didn't want anything "fabulous"
  10. "Well I had no clue you Ponies had it too, I had a real great time."
  11. >"Of course -you- did, you forgot to take it easy on me." Lyra giggles before nudging your side with a foreleg
  12. >You always thought it was a little weird at first how she would sit like you, but it quickly wore off
  13. >Lyra has been a much welcomed dose of friendliness after what happened with Twilight
  14. >Where would she even get the idea to wonder if a human could survive without a head?
  15. >That might have come from you when you joked about Spike running around like a chicken with his head cut off after he nearly forgot an appointment with Rarity
  16. >Matter of fact it was that very day, but enough reminiscing
  17. "You didn't ask me too." You flatly state before taking another sip of your delicious smoothie
  18. >Damn things were sooo delicious
  19. 1/5
  20.  
  21. >"Oh boo, you know you're supposed to let the girl win on the first date right?" Lyra flashes a grin
  22. >Gods have mercy upon this poor mare, you just spit out some of the nectar of the gods
  23. >She laughs a bit while you struggle to stop yourself from unleashing heaven's fury upon the she-devil next to you
  24. >"Still though, it was fun and at least you treated me to the smoothie. Thanks" She smiles warmly up at you
  25. "Yeah yeah, least I could do after mopping the floor with you" You stick your tongue out at her with that comment
  26. >She's about to say something else when one of her ears twitch
  27. >You know exactly what that means
  28. >Think fast Anonymous, science is on the prowl and it's covered in purple and... bandages?
  29. >That might explain the groaning noise you heard earlier when you swung open the doors to Sugarcube Corner earlier
  30. >The door resisted you for a second, as if something was obstructing it at first
  31. >The Cakes had also planted some nice bushes just outside the door recently too
  32. >They looked pretty thorny
  33. >She'll be fine, she's always fine
  34. >Not letting on that you two know she's there you begin scheming once again
  35. >Lyra recognizes the look on your face instantly and mentally prepares herself... you think?
  36. >She likes to have fun, but it's almost to the point you'd think her original mane color was blonde or something
  37. >Almost like that mail mare... only without the bad luck
  38. >How one pony managed to bring down an entire building by knocking on the door you will never know
  39. 2/5
  40.  
  41. >You've got it, this should get her off your butt for the day
  42. >You stand up, Lyra following almost immediately after, and begin walking towards the fountain
  43. >Getting close to the fountain you stop, take a moment to check your surroundings, and sit on the ground
  44. >You totally caught Twilight hiding around that corner nearby, her mane looked a little frazzled
  45. >Crossing your legs Lyra takes a seat right in front of you
  46. >She has gotten real keen on your cues lately, she knows each small movement you make during these little games are small messages telling her what to do
  47. >They're not really, but you're also not gonna let her know you aren't that clever
  48. >Wait... if you aren't sending signals how does she know what to do?
  49. >Tossing that thought aside you hold your hands up open palmed
  50. >Making your thumbs point out and touch you hold your hands together like you're making a football goal post, yet your other fingers aren't clenched
  51. >Lyra puts her hooves to your palms and the two of you begin staring at each other intently
  52. >You two sit there for a couple moments when a pony walks by
  53. >RP:"Hmm? What exactly are the two of you doing?"
  54. >The 64,000 bit question you were waiting for
  55. "We're playing a human game... and I'm winning." You say not breaking eye contact with Lyra once
  56. >L:"I wouldn't count on that, I've almost got you this time."
  57. >In your peripheral vision you spot Twilight stopping mid scribble and don a certain look
  58. 3/5
  59.  
  60. >She's fighting herself on the inside just like you want her to
  61. >Nop0ny could believe something so stupid could be a "game" and yet she's compelled to keep watching you
  62. >She already made the mistake of letting the peace sign slip through her hooves, she can't afford another mistake like that
  63. >That random pony is still watching the two of you completely clueless
  64. >RP:"How do you know when one of you wins?"
  65. >You don't need to answer that, you're just about to make your move anyway
  66. >Still eying one another intently you move a small muscle in your hand that's touching Lyra's hoof
  67. >She responds with an ear twitch letting you know she got the message
  68. >You never said you weren't clever, just not -that- clever
  69. >The two of you suddenly throw your hands/hooves into the air with a frustrated shout
  70. >This startles the random pony for a moment while you and Lyra start arguing
  71. >L:"That wasn't fair Anon, I call foul!"
  72. "Horseapples, You weren't playing fair either. Don't think I didn't see what you did with your hoof a moment ago."
  73. >You're both increasing the levels of anger in your voices
  74. >RP:"Now hold on you two, I was watching the whole time, neither of you made ANY movements whatsoever."
  75. >Luck was on your side this day, this guy couldn't be doing exactly what you wanted any more than if you strung him up like a puppet
  76. >You and Lyra turn to him with glares that could probably rival Fluttershy's stare if the intensity was combined properly
  77. >RP:"Okay okay, why don't you explain to me what happened." he says backing away slightly intimidated
  78. 4/5
  79.  
  80. >Once again you glimpse Twilight staring at you three with quill and parchment at the ready
  81. >This is definitely not part of the plan
  82. >You flash Lyra a quick frowning curl to your lips out of sight of Twilight and the random pony
  83. >This was your "Mission failure, emergency evac, NOW" look
  84. "Nah, it's okay. We can always have a rematch later, we need to get going anyway. We have a thing we need to get to. Right Lyra?"
  85. >L:"Oh yeah, we promised to help Bon Bon at her place in about... 5 minutes!?" Lyra feigns shock as she looks towards the clock tower nearby
  86. >The two of you make quick tracks as Twilight slams her quill and parchment down in a huff
  87. >She wasted two perfectly good pieces of parchment on something she now knows couldn't have been a "human game"
  88. >The random pony still hasn't moved, he's completely baffled at everything that just transpired before him
  89. >Even worse that he saw Twilight walking away still covered in those bandages
  90. >RP:"Was that really a game those two were playing?"
  91. >He continues scratching his head
  92. >Meanwhile the two of you are catching your breath a block away
  93. "Of all passing ponies... we had to get... one that wanted to be helpful" You wheeze out clutching your chest
  94. >"I.... told you... that ponies... are helpful folk" Lyra is lying on her side struggling just as much
  95. >It wasn't just the run that took a lot out of you two, it was the panic too
  96. >Once you both catch your breath you realize neither of you remembered your smoothies
  97. >It's too late for them now, you and Lyra mope the rest of the way to Bon Bon's since you actually did need to see her
  98. >Today was a disaster
  99. 5/5
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