When you make fun of his 9cm, so he pulls out his 9mm, hold up,

When you try-to piss with morning wood,

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in-the moment,

She got a big booty, so I call her big booty,

When your mate thinks-they can handle shots,

Ever notice how-the-top grossing movies of all time all-have blue skin characters,

No matter-what comes through-that gate, you will stand your ground, minecraft-but with fortnite-sounds, run,

When you finally find-the meem template in HD, I see-this as an absolute win,

What-the fuck, a chicken with shoes, ok he do-be looking kinda fresh tho,

A miracle happened-today,

Forgotten-to feed my child, I-have, help-being a Gemini I cannot.

Fame, power-and a fat bank account will change almost anyone,

Funerals in 2069, pastor, press f, everyone, oof,

I-bet hitler shit himself-when he saw fucking doofenshmirtz leaf blowerinator roll up on Oh mah hah-beach,

I am-the lorax, I speak for-the trees, litter again, i’lll break your fucking knees, breaking news, litter rate drops-to 0%,

Orange, tangerine, tangerine, orange,

Schools make me, depressed, suicidal,

anxious, cry, feel stupid, sick, so tired, sad, tired, so stressed, department of education, another job well done,

Me, my school project due-tomorrow, a youTube documentary on how-to properly rinse potatoes,

Me, opens bag of gum, the whole class,

In-the lego universe, voldemort-is-the only one with a nose,

Wholesome meem's, me trying-to get coochie, you,

Dude decent, semi alright basketball shots,

When you study for three minutes, I must rest now, the reading has made me weary,

Fans are disappointed-the actor who plays dah nairehs tar gair e n-isn’t actually blonde, wait till-they find out-the dragons aren’t real,

James charles-when he realizes-that he’s gonna-be-the first youTuber-to hit 10 million subs twice, DJ Khah led, suffering from success,

Wow, look at-that, that’s modern art,

Me explaining how-the Nigerian prince will give me $100,000 in return of my $500-when he reaches home, dad, mom,

What he doing, he’s just, hitting-the mother fucking yeet,

When-the internet doesn’t work-so you ask your parents-to fix-it, elder gods, I-have come-to seek counsel, the realms are in crisis,

When-someone honks at my mom-while she’s driving,

When your homies find out who you-like-and you-beg-them not-to tell, the council will decide your fate,

I went on Face book-and-the first thing I see-is-this, Zeek lan ham-is with Zeekighnah Die lit, in a relationship with Zeekighnah die lit,

Could you not update, for five fucking minutes,

Your whole titty, me,

No one, youTube recommendations, I turned-the minecraft ghast into james charles,

You’re giving up your dream, son, no dad, I’m giving up your dream,

Straight male, I’m straight, james charles, that sign can’t stop me-because I can’t read,

6 year old me explaining-why my p p-is stuck in a shampoo bottle, dad, mom,

Streets saying nibbas with-this snap filter badder than most females,

If you’ve never had an airport-beer at 7am, have you ever fucking traveled,

The longer you stay single, the more-they fuck your future wife,

Say pimp in-the mirror three times-and I’ll appear,

Meanwhile at winter fell,

Birth of a vegan,

I hope james Charles kept his Starbucks uniform, he’s gonna need-it, as-if we’d hire his busted ass,

Toe toe, africa, sweet potato-and squash cover, who are you, who are-so wise in-the ways of science,

Logan paul, most hated youTuber, james charles,



Wet, teacher did one of those word cloud things with a virtual response thing for-the question, what makes water-so special, I submitted-the word wet 600 times,

8 year old me explaining-what I built in minecraft-today, dad, mom,

Scared straight 2019, we ain’t got no meem's in here boy,

Me, tells a teacher-that I’m getting bullied, the teacher, we handle-it, by not handling-it,

James charles in-about a week, zero subscriber special,

When you play GTA san Andreas again-after 10 years-and type-the cheat code right on first try, I’m still worthy,

I miss old fall out boy,

When you are leaving-the cave with 26 diamonds-and hear a hissing-sound,

Straight male, exists, james charles, I’ve come for your pickle,

Me, gets stabbed 28 times-by a thug, my mom, videogames,

Responsibilities, becoming a mod, bills, depression, pregnant girlfriend, anxiety, me, missing-the last stair, me,

Me, eats a bag of goldfish,

pet smart employee,

subway, your sandwich can-be-whatever you want,

Nobody, my high ass, oh shit my noodles,

Me, does-something crin jee as a child, me, 20 years later in my-bed at twelve pm, shame,

James charles's next video, 5 subscribers, omg thank you-so much,

Rocks, exist, geologists, I-like-that boulder, that-is a nice boulder,

Shrek 5 trailer except-there-is no shrek 5 trailer-and I eat a plastic fork,

Chuckles, I’m inevitable,

Euron, i fucked-the queen, jamie,

Hi, hi, do you-have a boyfriend, yes, now you-have two, speech 100,

No one, babies in public transportation,

Weather report says a storm-is coming, noobmaster 69,

I blame cartoons for my taste in women,


James charles, straight guys,

5 year old me, dad check under my-bed for monsters, da, checks under-bed, demon-that livs under-bed, you weren’t supposed-to do-that,

My mom, are you high, me, no, also me,

The stone-that you want, the stone-that I want, the stone-that I get,

How-it feels-when you’re-the only one in-the part without a mike,

Friend, stupid says-what, me, what, friend, you’re unbearably naive,

Me, pays $60 for a game, me, okay, so-that means I get-the whole game right, EA, that-is not-the law of equivalent exchange,

Thanos, snaps, amputees,

Scientists can now transform stress into electricity, Swiss researchers created a new material-that produces electricity-when twisted-and stretched, me,

When you show your friend a long-and complex meme-and-they laugh as-soon as-they see-it,

Me explaining-the-benefits of a threesome, my friend, her girlfriend,

Me, presses x on-the ad, ad, you fool, you fell victim-to one of-the classic blunders,

When you’re talking shit-to-someone in-the cod lobby-and-they read out your address, credit card info, and family members, sorry, what,

Me explaining-what a meme-is, dad, mom,

My contacts, exist,  calculator app, show me,

Thanos, gamora, thanos, gamora, made with-the-soul stone,

Beep-beep lettuce,