Drunk Moirean vs. Sober Moirean

Drunk Moirean:
Before we begin, let me get my throat wet
-Hic!- Alright, now we're all set
In the year one hundred and seventy five
On the twentieth of Ios was the day I came alive
I'm a troublemaker, baby, I enrage the world
More PKs in 3 days than that Borscin girl
I'm an imp, I'm a queen, at the top of the pile
Level 100 before you left the Isle
I shout all day 'cause I like the sound
Joined every city, so I get around
I lay down traps across the Prelatorian
Catapult your ass from NoT to Enorian
I pregame this game, it's the only way to play
10 shots before 'Enter Character Name'
After 12 attempts to type my password
Aet welcomes back its drunken master
But I guess it's time to pass the mic
Here you go, girl

Sober Moirean:
I just want to say that--

Drunk Moirean:
Psych!
I'm takin' it back, now don't get pissed
'Cause how you gonna rap when you don't exist?
I can see how it might be a bit unkind
But sober? Ha! Are you out of your mind?
I'll put the bottle down when I'm good and dead
But first let me hijack this Rage thread
I hire hitmen to have my own allies killed
Set more snakes on Eno than the whole Syssin guild
I'm a criminal, son, but you'll never arrest me
I'll outguild you if you try to contest me
I'm not a diva but everything's about me
Bloodloch couldn't even win a war without me
I win fights before I begin
I get nerfed every class I'm in
That bitch Alecto almost had me
Who the hell is Ariadne?!
It's not a bug just because I abuse it
I start wars for personal amusement

My behavior is a tad bizarre and
I take things just a bit too far and
I rage when I lose a spar and
I'd sellout for Tralendar and
I blow up like a neutron star and
My cache has a whole wet bar and
I may have photoshopped Kadvar--

Galleus:
Banned.