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- 0.chester:~ rc1 % fortune -m Massachusetts\ Driver
- %% (fortunes)
- I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
- country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
- I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving
- are worth considering, to wit:
- [110.13]:
- "When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
- to interfere with oncoming traffic."
- [22.17b]:
- "Learning to change lanes takes time and patience. The best
- recommendation that can be made is to go to a Celtics [basketball]
- game; study the fast break and then go out and practice it
- on the highway."
- [41.16]:
- "Never bump a baby carriage out of a crosswalk unless the kid's really
- asking for it."
- %%
- I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
- country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
- I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving
- are worth considering, to wit:
- [131.16d]:
- "Directional signals are generally not used except during vehicle
- inspection; however, a left-turn signal is appropriate when making
- a U-turn on a divided highway."
- [96.7b]:
- "When paying tolls, remember that it is necessary to release the
- quarter a full 3 seconds before passing the basket if you are
- traveling more than 60 MPH."
- [110.13]:
- "When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
- to interfere with oncoming traffic."
- %%
- I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
- country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
- I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving
- are worth considering, to wit:
- [173.15b]:
- "When competing for a section of road or a parking space, remember
- that the vehicle in need of the most body work has the right-of-way."
- [141.2a]:
- "Although it is altogether possible to fit a 6' car into a 6'
- parking space, it is hardly ever possible to fit a 6' car into
- a 5' parking space."
- [105.31]:
- "Teenage drivers believe that they are immortal, and drive accordingly.
- Nevertheless, you should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong."
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