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- Hold all my calls.
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- European!
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- 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,178
- Tell me about it! Thirty-hour work weeks.
- 4
- 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:57,432
- What? No. It's my Laugh-A-Day calendar.
- You have to see today's joke.
- 5
- 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,977
- "If you're American
- when you go into the bathroom
- 6
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- and Australian when you come out,
- what are you when... "eh?
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- 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:05,357
- - This isn't today's date.
- - It's summer. I'm a kid.
- 8
- 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,109
- Dates are meaningless.
- 9
- 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,902
- "Tuba toothpaste"?
- 10
- 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:12,698
- "It needed a root canal."
- "You're under a vest"?
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- 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,033
- That one's inappropriate.
- 12
- 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,287
- - Holy crud, that's what today is?
- - What's the problem?
- 13
- 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,622
- Not a fan of knock-knock jokes?
- 14
- 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,584
- The interrupting cow
- doesn't even let him fin... hey!
- 15
- 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,918
- Summer's almost over.
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- 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,920
- I have to go back to school.
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- 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,839
- For what?
- A weekend training seminar?
- 18
- 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,341
- Like, every day! For seven hours!
- 19
- 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,177
- Wow. We really need to renegotiate
- your contract.
- 20
- 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:38,473
- No, we need to get out there and fight
- for every last drop of summer fun.
- 21
- 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,601
- We don't stop till every knee
- and elbow's scraped to the bone!
- 22
- 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,228
- For summer!
- 23
- 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,692
- - I'm gonna be sick!
- - I'm gonna barf!
- 24
- 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,820
- - I'm gonna throw up!
- - I'm gonna hurl!
- 25
- 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,490
- - I'm gonna vomit!
- - I'm gonna blow chunks!
- 26
- 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,498
- Up for another round tomorrow?
- 27
- 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,084
- I've got a clean desk,
- vacation days to burn,
- 28
- 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,629
- and a brother on his last days
- of summer freedom.
- 29
- 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,048
- I'd throw up with you on the moon
- if we could get there.
- 30
- 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,717
- Great, because I'm thinking we...
- 31
- 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,182
- Cool!
- 32
- 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,518
- - Where'd you guys get that?
- - Dad picked it up at a rummage sale.
- 33
- 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,145
- Disco!
- 34
- 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,397
- You head out for some cut-rate corduroys,
- 35
- 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,651
- and next thing you know,
- you've got an instrument and a dream.
- 36
- 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,821
- - Templeton family band!
- - A band? Can I be in it?
- 37
- 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:38,241
- Who do you think I bought this for?
- You'll play keyboards, I got bass,
- 38
- 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,077
- someday the baby can do drums.
- 39
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- Rock 'n' roll-a!
- 40
- 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,957
- - Oh, and I bet Mom can...
- - Be your number-one fan?
- 41
- 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:50,003
- So this is for me?
- No way. I'm in a rock band!
- 42
- 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,882
- Er, son, rock 'n' roll may seem easy,
- 43
- 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,968
- - but it actually takes a lot of work.
- - And lessons.
- 44
- 00:02:57,052 --> 00:03:00,305
- Rock 'n' roll lessons?
- Like where to buy motorcycle tee-shirts?
- 45
- 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,140
- Piano lessons.
- 46
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- Piano lessons?
- But it's my last days of summer!
- 47
- 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,813
- You think I got this good overnight?
- 48
- 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,526
- No, I watched all three
- "Learn How to Play Bass Guitar" videos
- 49
- 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,529
- - before I became a rock god.
- - And I didn't just wake up
- 50
- 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,365
- and earn a partial scholarship
- to play in a college marching band.
- 51
- 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,991
- I said too much!
- 52
- 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,538
- You have actual band experience?
- What do you play?
- 53
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- Nothing cool. Not a rock instrument.
- I don't want to talk about it!
- 54
- 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:32,045
- Don't repeat my mistakes, Tim.
- You learn to rock that cool keyboard.
- 55
- 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,381
- But piano lessons
- sound like summer school.
- 56
- 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,924
- And Danny Petrosky told me
- 57
- 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,301
- summer school makes your eyes
- crust over with eye boogers.
- 58
- 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,613
- And then, you have to go
- to the eye dentist every Saturday
- 59
- 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,472
- to get a surgery to clean them out!
- 60
- 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,143
- Danny Petrosky eats boogers
- on sandwich bread.
- 61
- 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,495
- - But...
- - Too late! Lesson scheduled
- 62
- 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,272
- tomorrow morning, ten o'rock!
- 63
- 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,984
- Oh-hh! Piano lessons!
- 64
- 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,236
- They're gonna suck up
- the rest of our summer fun time
- 65
- 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,614
- like a summer-sucking monster
- that sucks summer with a suck mouth!
- 66
- 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,950
- How am I gonna get out of this?
- 67
- 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,035
- Hold on. I'm formulating a thought.
- 68
- 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,705
- Formulate faster!
- The suck monster's coming.
- 69
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- Stop sucking.
- 70
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- Mom never asks you to do the dishes.
- I assume there's a reason for that?
- 71
- 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,548
- Yeah. I had butter all over my hands,
- so I dropped and broke them all.
- 72
- 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,216
- Why would you...? Ugh. Never mind.
- 73
- 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,180
- I had a bunch of butter packets
- in my pockets...
- 74
- 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,261
- I said, never mind.
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- 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,431
- Point is, being terrible
- can get you out of anything.
- 76
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- - I'll get the butter.
- - Forget the butter.
- 77
- 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,811
- Tomorrow, you're going to be
- so tremendously bad at the piano,
- 78
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- no one will ever want to hear you
- punch the ivories again.
- 79
- 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,485
- - I thought it was "tickle the ivories."
- - Not the way you're gonna play.
- 80
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- There they go, my two cool dudes.
- 81
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- There's my piano saboteur.
- 82
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- Come on, last days of summer are wasting!
- 83
- 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,796
- I figure we'll start
- with some Monte Carlo slot cars,
- 84
- 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:59,174
- then engage in a Football Mike
- versus dinosaur counterinsurgency...
- 85
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- Maybe later this week,
- on a non-lesson day, of course.
- 86
- 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,053
- What lessons?
- 87
- 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,347
- Did the plan backfire?
- Too much butter?
- 88
- 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,142
- - I just kind of really liked the lesson.
- - Nonsense!
- 89
- 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,395
- You like hill-rolling
- and subsequent shrub regurgitation.
- 90
- 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,023
- Can we talk about this later?
- I'm gonna take my nap.
- 91
- 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,401
- Your nap? You haven't taken a nap
- as long as I've known you.
- 92
- 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,404
- Mr. Grossman said naps
- will help my fingers get stronger.
- 93
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- What?
- I blew off work for this!
- 94
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- How are you trading fun for sleeping?
- This isn't like you.
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- This really isn't like you.
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- Jimbo, Staci, tomorrow morning...
- 97
- 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,549
- Stealth mission. Maximum shooshy.
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- 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,635
- Wait, we're walking to my lesson?
- 99
- 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,637
- Rock 'n' roll is a marathon, my man.
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- Takes a lot of cardio to scream
- "Oh, yeah!" for two hours.
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- Plus, it gives us time to talk T 'N' T,
- Templeton and the Templetons.
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- It works on everything...
- airbrushed van sides, tattoos.
- 103
- 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,652
- Those are totally rock 'n' roll.
- 104
- 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,238
- - Do you have any tattoos?
- - Kind of.
- 105
- 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,283
- I sat on an ink pen when I was a kid.
- It broke skin,
- 106
- 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,036
- so now I have a tattoo
- of a small blue dot on my butt.
- 107
- 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,663
- That's so crackerjack!
- 108
- 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,124
- "Crackerjack"? Who says...
- 109
- 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,544
- Shh! It's a shooshy stealth mission!
- Cruddy poop pants, look!
- 110
- 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,464
- Old people!
- Oh, I should have suspected!
- 111
- 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,719
- Lessons cheap enough for Mom and Dad
- to pay for, on their salaries?
- 112
- 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,472
- No, this reeks of a Frederic Estes plot.
- Come on!
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- Fiddlesticks.
- Play it again, Tim, like this.
- 114
- 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,909
- Why is learning stuff so hard?
- 115
- 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,662
- Oh, don't let your noodle get zozzled.
- 116
- 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,249
- - Play it again, Tim.
- - Where's Estes?
- 117
- 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,169
- Mmm. Just looks like
- your normal piano lesson.
- 118
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- Shh! So fun.
- 119
- 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,256
- - I could shush all day!
- - Shh! Jimbo!
- 120
- 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,633
- Shh! Something's happening.
- 121
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:08,845
- Maybe he needs to loosen up,
- have some fun with it, let it rock out.
- 122
- 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,181
- Oh, I know, his dad can accompany him.
- 123
- 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,600
- Oh, but... Hmm, huh, who's got a bass?
- 124
- 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,353
- Wha-ah? Brought my own!
- 125
- 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,276
- Kindly place a meatball
- in your gobble pipe, Mr. Templeton.
- 126
- 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,322
- You hear that peace and quiet?
- 127
- 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,618
- Bet you don't get much quiet
- with that baby brother of yours around.
- 128
- 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,912
- That's the truth.
- 129
- 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,499
- I see what's going on here.
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- 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,794
- - What's up?
- - Hang on, I need something.
- 131
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,004
- Play it again, Tim.
- 132
- 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,092
- Play it again, Tim.
- 133
- 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,056
- Boss! Estes!
- 134
- 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,274
- Play it again, Tim.
- 135
- 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,611
- Grossman's sign-up list of piano students.
- 136
- 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,196
- Let's go test my theory.
- 137
- 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:09,990
- Fiddlesticks!
- 138
- 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,077
- Dina Namashita?
- 139
- 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,164
- What do you mean, "What's it to you?"
- 140
- 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:21,084
- You think you're the baby pope
- or something?
- 141
- 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,086
- Merely running the numbers on a theory.
- 142
- 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:26,464
- You have twin big sisters, Gina and Tina,
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- taking piano lessons
- from old Mr. Grossman?
- 144
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,845
- And how's that working out for you?
- 145
- 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,684
- Uh-huh. Frequent naps.
- They seem distant.
- 146
- 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,644
- Won't play ponies with you anymore.
- 147
- 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:43,606
- My hunch was right!
- This is all a Consortium of Ancients plot!
- 148
- 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,402
- They use piano lessons to get private time
- with our big brothers and sisters
- 149
- 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,779
- so they can turn them against us babies.
- 150
- 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,073
- That seems needlessly complicated.
- 151
- 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,118
- Yep, got it. Listen, Dina, is it?
- 152
- 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,246
- We'd love to actually observe
- your sisters' changed behavior.
- 153
- 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,625
- Oh, great. Your grandmothers
- will show us where to find your sisters?
- 154
- 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,086
- Dear sweet goodness!
- Those are your sisters?
- 155
- 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,175
- The Consortium isn't just taking
- our big brothers and sisters away,
- 156
- 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,595
- they're turning them
- into junior old people.
- 157
- 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,221
- Templeton!
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- 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,308
- Tiddlywinks!
- 159
- 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,520
- Look at my big boy, Beethoven.
- 160
- 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,981
- Hey, hon, I was taking a trip
- down memory lane
- 161
- 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,608
- with your old college yearbook.
- 162
- 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,486
- Funny, all the marching band pages
- have been torn out.
- 163
- 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,615
- You're not gonna find anything
- worth finding. You might as well quit.
- 164
- 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,744
- Horsefeathers!
- 165
- 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:41,581
- Mr. G warned me this could happen.
- My back's getting sore.
- 166
- 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,374
- Can you fetch me some liniment, Dad?
- 167
- 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:47,087
- Uh, let me see what we've got
- in the... liniment cabinet.
- 168
- 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,632
- Templeton, they're turning you
- into a mini-geezer!
- 169
- 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,094
- What? You got a screw loose,
- I tell you. A screw loose!
- 170
- 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,428
- Listen to yourself!
- 171
- 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,100
- Yo, Tim, hop in shotgun!
- 172
- 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,478
- My cousin's stepdad just patched up
- their above-ground pool.
- 173
- 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,856
- And they have snakes.
- It's like swimming in the Amazon.
- 174
- 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,983
- Rain check. I have to practice my piano.
- 175
- 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,904
- Bring it. I'll grab my guitar.
- Poolside snake jam!
- 176
- 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,156
- Why does everyone want to jam with me?
- 177
- 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,244
- My dance card is full
- with piano lessons now, so 23 skidoo.
- 178
- 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,412
- Bro, we took a "broath."
- 179
- 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,999
- Never say no to a swimming pool,
- even if it's above ground.
- 180
- 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,585
- I need to practice. Get off my lawn!
- 181
- 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,838
- You okay? If you need help...
- 182
- 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,841
- I said, get off my lawn!
- 183
- 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,428
- Oh, too far, Grossman.
- 184
- 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,682
- You want to turn people against me,
- take your best shot.
- 185
- 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,310
- But nobody makes
- my fun-lovin' brother grow up!
- 186
- 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,772
- - Yah!
- - Consarn it! What is this tomfoolery?
- 187
- 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:51,151
- Whatever you want it to be...
- spaceman helmet, robot head.
- 188
- 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,070
- Let your imagination run wild, please!
- 189
- 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,613
- We have to snap you out of this.
- 190
- 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,616
- Fine, but just to prove
- you're off your coconut.
- 191
- 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,910
- And we're off! Where are we, Templeton?
- 192
- 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,413
- On a shark safari?
- In the Martian apocalypse?
- 193
- 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,208
- - Well?
- - Well, what?
- 194
- 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,628
- Why are we standing in the middle
- of a field where dreams go to die?
- 195
- 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,216
- Mmm-mm. Seems like
- a nice, quiet place to rest my shins
- 196
- 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,218
- and think about lunch discounts.
- 197
- 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,263
- What's happening to me?
- Who am I anymore?
- 198
- 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,140
- I'll tell you who you are!
- 199
- 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,727
- You're Dekker Moonboots, Space Detective!
- 200
- 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,395
- Urgh!
- 201
- 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,648
- - I'm...
- - You're Centipedeor, unleashed!
- 202
- 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,358
- Urgh! I'm...
- 203
- 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:36,279
- You're Timothy Thrasherton,
- Jurassic Rock Star!
- 204
- 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,865
- I am...
- 205
- 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,992
- - You're...
- - Tim Templeton!
- 206
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:45,371
- What the barf am I doing wasting my summer
- on stupid piano lessons?
- 207
- 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,748
- Yes!
- 208
- 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,084
- Get this kid 20 ccs
- of summertime fun, stat!
- 209
- 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,015
- - Ah-hh!
- - Ah-hh!
- 210
- 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,475
- We better get some sleep.
- 211
- 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,603
- Got a big day ahead making up
- for lost summer fun time.
- 212
- 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,147
- Tomorrow I'm slapping butter on my hands
- 213
- 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,316
- and tanking this piano garbage for good.
- 214
- 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,777
- - Never grow up, Templeton.
- - No plans to.
- 215
- 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,989
- Good man.
- 216
- 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,731
- Get off my lawn!
- 217
- 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,651
- - Tim...?
- - Gas is how much a gallon?
- 218
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,362
- - Tim!
- - Bingo!
- 219
- 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,994
- How about some breakfast
- for my little early-risers?
- 220
- 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,745
- Sounds marvelous, Mother.
- 221
- 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,504
- Did you see the obituaries, Grandmother?
- Doris Grabinski died.
- 222
- 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,173
- 97 years old, rest her soul.
- 223
- 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,552
- She loved to foxtrot. 18 grandchildren.
- 224
- 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,846
- We can only hope to have such a full life.
- 225
- 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,097
- Listen up, kiddo.
- 226
- 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,726
- You're young, it's summer.
- Forget that old gasbag Grabinski.
- 227
- 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,519
- You grab life by the horns.
- 228
- 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,938
- Do something dumb,
- while you can still get away with it.
- 229
- 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,441
- - Your Gigi's right.
- - Break the law if you have to.
- 230
- 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,568
- Ignore your Gigi.
- 231
- 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,654
- Humph. Hooliganism.
- Mother, Cream of Wheat, please.
- 232
- 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,448
- Since when do you like Cream of Wheat?
- 233
- 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,200
- And what's with the glasses?
- We doing a costume day?
- 234
- 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,286
- Ooh! We should make band outfits.
- 235
- 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,414
- Are you sure you don't want
- any Chocolate Cocosplosion
- 236
- 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,499
- with chocolate marshmallows
- in chocolate milk?
- 237
- 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,418
- Sugar causes glaucoma.
- 238
- 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,963
- Is that why you're wearing those glasses?
- Maybe we should see the eye doctor.
- 239
- 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,340
- Maybe you should mind
- your own beeswax, jack!
- 240
- 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,718
- Time for my morning constitutional.
- 241
- 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,888
- Which means my morning poop.
- 242
- 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,685
- Wow. That kid commits to his costume day.
- 243
- 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,230
- Maybe he's spending too much time
- at the Senior Center with Mr. Grossman.
- 244
- 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,734
- That old crank Grossman?
- I can't stand him.
- 245
- 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,194
- And his students, ugh!
- 246
- 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:25,239
- They all wind up crotchety
- and way too into that hokey ragtime music.
- 247
- 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,533
- And you sent my Timmy there?
- 248
- 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,498
- A reverse mortgage
- is your road to financial independence.
- 249
- 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,166
- Call today for...
- 250
- 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,295
- Flibjibbet! I was about to get cash equity
- from our home!
- 251
- 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,964
- Okay, Tim.
- 252
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:46,844
- Uh, good news. You graduated
- from Mr. Grossman's lessons.
- 253
- 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,138
- Welcome to T 'N' T.
- 254
- 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,682
- Made it myself! Number-one fan.
- 255
- 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,268
- I have a recital
- at the Senior Center today.
- 256
- 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,186
- Great.
- 257
- 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,146
- I'll bring my bass. We'll jam together.
- 258
- 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,024
- Show those old folks
- what rock 'n' roll is all about.
- 259
- 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,193
- Rock 'n' roll is devil music!
- 260
- 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,487
- - Timothy!
- - You take that back!
- 261
- 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,616
- Your generation's stuck in the past,
- but not far enough in the past!
- 262
- 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868
- I'm gonna go where people understand me.
- 263
- 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,580
- No! No! I knew this would happen.
- 264
- 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,457
- Honey, what? What is it?
- 265
- 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:19,085
- He thinks his friends are cooler than us!
- 266
- 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,170
- He doesn't think we're cool!
- 267
- 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,506
- No!
- 268
- 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,341
- Shh!
- 269
- 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,761
- Yay! Shooshy stealth mission!
- 270
- 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,934
- Am-scray, small fry. I'm hoofin' it.
- 271
- 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,770
- Are you gonna throw
- the rest of your summer away?
- 272
- 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,231
- Kill Dad's dreams of a rock band?
- 273
- 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,150
- Leave me for the seniors?
- 274
- 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,902
- I ain't spendin' the rest of my summer
- in this hot sun.
- 275
- 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,904
- Free air conditioning
- at the Senior Center.
- 276
- 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,408
- All-you-can-eat dried fruit.
- Good for the constitution. That means...
- 277
- 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,827
- I know it means poop! Hey! Oh!
- 278
- 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,165
- Let's do imagination again.
- Behold, I am Sir Dragonface of...
- 279
- 00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,001
- No more play-acting.
- Makes my joints swell.
- 280
- 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,962
- Old Man Tim is back?
- 281
- 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,715
- I thought you fixed him
- with imagination junk.
- 282
- 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,468
- It's that blasted ragtime
- brainwashing trigger.
- 283
- 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,054
- I guess pretend spacemen and superheroes
- weren't enough to break it.
- 284
- 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,142
- - We need something more powerful.
- - Real spacemen superheroes?
- 285
- 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,603
- - Yes!
- - Uh, yes...?
- 286
- 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,607
- - Sort of. Jimbo, how's your penmanship?
- - Exquisite.
- 287
- 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,907
- "Danny, I need your help.
- 288
- 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:35,077
- Go get my very cool family
- and take them to the Senior Center,
- 289
- 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,662
- and bring your guitar.
- 290
- 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,998
- Only rock 'n' roll can save me!
- 291
- 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,791
- Warmest regards, Tim."
- 292
- 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,836
- It's just like my fortune teller
- predicted.
- 293
- 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,671
- I'm coming, Tim!
- 294
- 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,383
- He's never rebelled like this before.
- 295
- 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,302
- Petrosky?
- 296
- 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,348
- It says Tim needs our help.
- 297
- 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,684
- And he thinks rock 'n' roll will save him!
- 298
- 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,436
- And he thinks we're cool.
- 299
- 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,735
- Honey, let's get back our son.
- 300
- 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,403
- Wow.
- 301
- 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,698
- But I'm sorry, I'm not cool enough.
- 302
- 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:17,328
- You go. I have to read up
- on colonial French Indochina.
- 303
- 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,084
- We've got a boy
- who's throwing his youth away
- 304
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,294
- on liniment creams and ragtime.
- 305
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,381
- So grab whatever
- your cool instrument is, and...
- 306
- 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,384
- My coolest instrument is reading,
- thank you very much.
- 307
- 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,224
- - Time's wasting, Mr. Dude.
- - Go save Timmy. I got this one.
- 308
- 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,270
- Don't worry, Gigi,
- I got some people on it.
- 309
- 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,666
- Any luck?
- 310
- 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,025
- If your mom has an instrument
- hidden in here,
- 311
- 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,860
- she doesn't want it found.
- 312
- 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:53,656
- Is "participation trophy"
- a marching instrument?
- 313
- 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,574
- Keep looking.
- 314
- 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,785
- Sir, I don't understand
- how this is supposed to help Tim.
- 315
- 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,580
- Something more powerful than pretend time.
- 316
- 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:04,083
- I can't give Tim real spacemen
- or insect superheroes,
- 317
- 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:08,671
- but I can rain down
- some Timothy Thrasherton Jurassic rock!
- 318
- 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,267
- Ragtime. The real devil music!
- 319
- 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,727
- Amen, Petrosky.
- 320
- 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,896
- Time for a rock 'n' roll exorcism!
- 321
- 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,115
- Hello. I'm here for my son.
- 322
- 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,201
- Devil's music!
- 323
- 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,871
- Stop it! Get 'em out of here!
- 324
- 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,915
- Play it again, Tim!
- 325
- 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,182
- Petrosky, I got two on my backside
- that can't hear the low notes!
- 326
- 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,559
- Screeching licks at your six!
- 327
- 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,776
- Easy, Danny. Some of them are veterans.
- Just get us to Tim.
- 328
- 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:20,368
- What in the Sam Hill?
- Play it again! Louder, Tim!
- 329
- 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,578
- Fortississimo!
- 330
- 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,208
- What do we do?
- 331
- 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,921
- Keep rocking, Petrosky!
- Never stop the rock!
- 332
- 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,004
- We're losing ground.
- 333
- 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,233
- Please tell me
- you've found Mom's instrument.
- 334
- 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,258
- Found and delivered.
- 335
- 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,678
- - It's all up to her now.
- - What...? Huh?
- 336
- 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,475
- Brass Lightning? You came back.
- 337
- 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:49,063
- Oh, if only I was cool enough,
- I could use you to help the boys.
- 338
- 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,356
- You know what's cool?
- 339
- 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,150
- Not giving a rat's fuzzy buttflank
- about what's cool.
- 340
- 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,653
- Speech over. Boom!
- 341
- 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,655
- - Hey!
- - Scram!
- 342
- 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,949
- Come on, you can't stop the rock!
- 343
- 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,867
- Stop stopping the rock!
- 344
- 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,037
- Agh! Quit touching my vest!
- It's a family heirloom!
- 345
- 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,332
- Janice?
- 346
- 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,877
- Is that... a xylophone?
- 347
- 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,922
- Xylos are for lame-os!
- 348
- 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,884
- Meet my glockenspiel!
- 349
- 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,735
- Caesar's ghost! This is a private recital!
- 350
- 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:40,406
- Well, we're here to publicly
- get my sweet little keyboardist back.
- 351
- 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,614
- Rock 'n' roll, honey.
- 352
- 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:46,245
- I'm here to melt your faces off
- with my glock!
- 353
- 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,923
- Where are you old farts going?
- This band is great!
- 354
- 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,633
- Eh?
- 355
- 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,390
- Tim, play it again,
- 356
- 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:10,186
- and I'll bring you some chamomile tea
- and Epsom salts for your bunions.
- 357
- 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,397
- Tim? Tim Templeton!
- 358
- 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,525
- No! It's Timothy Thrasherton,
- 359
- 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,152
- Jurassic Rock Star!
- 360
- 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,779
- Rr-rr-agh!
- 361
- 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,282
- What? The Consortium isn't worth
- listening to this garbage.
- 362
- 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,663
- Pretty good way to spend the last moments
- of summer, eh, Templeton?
- 363
- 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,165
- The best.
- 364
- 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,254
- Forgot how much I miss
- wailing on these steel keys.
- 365
- 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,215
- You boys watch TV or something.
- 366
- 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,383
- Your mother and I have to go rehearse.
- 367
- 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,304
- - Rock 'n' roll.
- - Rock 'n' roll.
- 368
- 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,474
- Oldie-time rag music!
- 369
- 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,809
- - Mom!
- - Shh!
- 370
- 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:53,771
- I wouldn't call Mommy and Daddy
- if I were you.
- 371
- 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,856
- Or Baby Corp.
- 372
- 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,984
- That's right, Boss Baby.
- 373
- 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,572
- I know everything.
- 374
- 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,199
- Stinkless Serum!
- 375
- 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,869
- The plan was to have Grossman
- make you bring it to me
- 376
- 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,414
- once you went under his ragtime spell.
- 377
- 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,543
- - That seems needlessly complicated.
- - I agree.
- 378
- 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:19,839
- So I just waltzed in here
- and took it myself.
- 379
- 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:23,425
- Plus, free cookies!
- 380
- 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,509
- Not my cookies!
- 381
- 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:30,015
- Smell you later, Boss.
- You won't be smelling me.
- 382
- 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,813
- Oh... uh, after that.
- 383
- 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,234
- Ugh! Cream of Wheat.
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