Play Script - zahran!

Note: could use some more humour ;)
Copyright zahran ©2017

*** ACrazyNoob joined the game
<lurk@IRC> Welcome to the server, ACrazyNoob!
<ACrazyNoob> I want a sword
<ACrazyNoob> I want a sword
<AHarassedAdmin> You know you have to earn it right?
<ACrazyNoob> Ok. Now give me a sword
<AHarassedAdmin> Fine,fine, here...
<ACrazyNoob> Where can I build?
<AHarassedAdmin> Seek and ye shall find
<ACrazyNoob> Eh?
<AHarassedAdmin> I meant if you go looking, you'll find a place
<ACrazyNoob> Show me one then
<AHarassedAdmin> Ugh! Fine....
(After a bit of searching and teleporting ACrazyNoob there, it's done or so AHarassedAdmin thinks...)
<ACrazyNoob> How do I build a house?
<AHarassedAdmin> You take blocks and put them in the shape of a house
<ACrazyNoob> Can you give me blocks?
<AHarassedAdmin> Go look for them
<ACrazyNoob> You are mean
<ACrazyNoob> Can you give me blocks?
<ACrazyNoob> please
<ACrazyNoob> please
<ACrazyNoob> please
<AHarassedAdmin> Fine! What do you want?
<ACrazyNoob> Stone, Brick, Wood and Lons
<AHarassedAdmin> Why do you want lons?
<ACrazyNoob> Erm....for the entrance!
<AHarassedAdmin> Hmm....very well
(A bit later)
<ACrazyNoob> I want fly
<ACrazyNoob> AHarassedAdmin, I want fly
<AHarassedAdmin> No
<ACrazyNoob> Why?
<AHarassecAdmin> Because you can't
<ACrazyNoob> Give me fly
<ACrazyNoob> please
<ACrazyNoob> please
<ACrazyNoob> please
<AHarassedAdmin> Ok,ok,here...
<ACrazyNoob> Yay!
<AHarassedAdmin> Now for my new city...
<ACrazyNoob> How do I protect?
<AHarassedAdmin> Go to the first position, say /area_pos1, go to the second position say /area_pos2, then say /protect <YourAreaName>
<ACrazyNoob> I go to first position, then?
<AHarassedAdmin> You go to the first position, an then say /area_pos1
<ACrazyNoob> Say what?
<AHarassedAdmin>  /area_pos1
<ACrazyNoob>  /area_pos1
<AHarassedAdmin> No, there is no space.
<ACrazyNoob> What space?
<AHarassedAdmin> The erm...space.
<ACrazyNoob> You are stupid
<AHarassedAdmin> AAAGGGHHH! Go google it, if you want it!
<ACrazyNoob> You are not nice to me
<AHarassedAdmin> Don't tempt me...
(A Few Days Later. AHarassedAdmin is on IRC.)
<ACrazyNoob> SomeOtherPlayer, give me stone
<SomeOtherPlayer> No, I want it
<ACrazyNoob> Give me it or..
<SomeOtherPlayer> NO
<ACrazyNoob> I will destroy your house
<SomeOtherPlayer> NO!
<SomeOtherPlayer> NO!
<SomeOtherPlayer> NO!
<ACrazyNoob> Your are stupid, you did not protect it
<ACrazyNoob> I will use my lons axe and kill you and your house!
(ACrazyNoob starts his griefing run)
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> ACrazyNoob, what are you doing
<ACrazyNoob> SomeOtherPlayer was mean to me
<SomeOtherPlayer> I was not..
<ACrazyNoob> He griefed my house...
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> You do know that I can read logs...'
<ACrazyNoob> CRAP!
<ACrazyNoob> CRAP!
<ACrazyNoob> CRAP!
<ACrazyNoob> CRAP!
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> Thank you
<ACrazyNoob> Eh?
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> You've finally give me a reason
<ACrazyNoob> I dont understand
<ACrazyNoob> CRAP!
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> SomeServer, cmd kick ACrazyNoob
*** ACrazyNoob has left the game
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> SomeServer, cmd ban ACrazyNoob cya :)
<AHarassedAdmin@IRC> Yay!
<lurk@IRC> Yay!
<SomeOtherPlayer> Yay!
YAY!!!!!

Original Credit ---> zahran
Production ---> Casper Productions
Scripting into lua ---> CedricWolf
Backstage ---> erhall
Yays ---> longerstaff13, juanmati, Emerald2, rdococ and of course lurk
We would like to thank everyone!