Stomedy Simulator v1.0

:: Stomedy Simulator v1.0
:: Batch script which spits out quotes from Stomedy in succession when run.

ECHO OFF
CLS
COLOR A
ECHO Stomedy Simulator v1.0
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO MY LIFE IS FUCKING BORING MAN
timeout /t 2 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO I'M TELLING YOU MAN
timeout /t 2 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO I HAVE NO FRIENDS
timeout /t 1 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO I HAVE NO ENEMIES
timeout /t 1 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO I HAVE NOTHING MAN!
timeout /t 1 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO ... shit ...
timeout /t 5 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO I'M ALWAYS ALONE
timeout /t 2 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO AS YOU CAN SEE SOMETIMES I UPLOAD LIKE 10
timeout /t 1 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO VIDEOS IN ONE DAY
timeout /t 3 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE
timeout /t 2 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO AH?
timeout /t 1 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO YES
timeout /t 1 /nobreak > NUL
ECHO ANYWAYS.......
ECHO.
PAUSE