STF06

script, OKKK

so, SBC asks from pop-tart and BB10 to go buy him some milk for his ''ROYAL CRUNCH''(TM) cereals, and the 2 heroes reluctantly go on their jolly mission.
but when they reach the store, BOOM! a giant explosion happens, and it turns out that satellite-clock, (who has been possessed by the elder gods) has summoned cthulu from ryeleh! OH NO!!1
-the narrator, (or an other clock) says: ''what will our heroes do now?'' and he continues: ''the 2 heroes must have a great plan to defeat that mighty beast while-''  and then, while interrupting the narrator,  pop-tart and bb10 attack the beast, each with the items they currently had in their hands: pop-tart throws a (broken) mixer to the beast's head, and bb10 throws his (also broken) toaster to the monsters groin, instantly killing it.
 they save satellite clock from cthulu's mind-magic, and they return later to SBC's house.
pop-tart: hey SBC, we saved the day today! you wont believe what we had to go through to enter that supermarket.
bb10: yeah, it was a mighty battle, it was lucky that we wanted to get a refund for those broken things, am i right, pop-tart?
pop-tart: yeah. they came in handy, and we kicked that beast back to ryeleh! we are big heroes now!
SBC: have you brought milk with you from the supermarket?
pop-tart: ....shit, i forgot, with all this fighting.
bb10: we've got medals, tho!
SBC: unbe-fucking-lievable. all i wanted was some milk. FFS.

THE END