Night Owls (2015)

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Does your breath always stink?

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Oh, shit!

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Fucking clapped that garbage.

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You coming?

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Yeah.

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See that? That's crazy.

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Wait, wait.

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Slow down.

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- Wait.
- What are you doing?

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I forgot my key.

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This is a nice area.

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Right?

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Do you rent?

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Come on in.

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- Impressive.
- Thank you.

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What did you say you did again?

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Insider tradings.

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Just so you know,

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I don't do this that much,
like, hardly ever,

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so don't be nervous. Yeah, yeah.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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You have a girlfriend
or something?

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Because I don't care.
It's totally fine.

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No, no, I would never...
i would never...

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you would never
have a girlfriend?

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No, I would never cheat on a...

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so, you have a...
do you have a girlfriend?

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No, I don't.
I was just... I wanted a second.

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Why don't we have some wine?

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I have wine. Want some?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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This is a really nice place.

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- Think fast.
- What?

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God. Where did you get this?

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A wine place.

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This is like an $800 bottle.

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Well, then it better be good.

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Whoa.

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Just use an opener.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Let's get some glasses.

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Hey, hey.

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That's some
really expensive wine.

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All right. I'm good.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

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There we go.

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Mmm.

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Not used to...

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Shit.

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Are you crazy?

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What?

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Oh!

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Jesus Christ.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

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We don't need
to smash everything.

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- I'm so drunk.
- Really?

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I feel like you
didn't even drink anything.

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Want to go upstairs?

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You're the hottest girl
that has ever shown

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an interest in me before.

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Are you latina?

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I feel like you're latina.

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Shit.

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Hello?

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Lady?

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Crazy.

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Okay!

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I'm just gonna uber so you
don't have to worry about it!

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Thank you?

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Fuck you.

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- Yeah?
- Hey.

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Peter. How was the flight?

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Short flight. We didn't crash.

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Real success story.
What do you want?

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Good. And the hotel's good?

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Everybody's happy
with the accommodations?

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They're super swank, man.

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What's up?

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I'm in will's house.

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I'm sorry?

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I'm standing in will's kitchen.

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I'm looking
at will's family portrait.

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I don't... I-I...

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Okay, well, you need to explain
to me why you're there.

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Ii - after you guys
left the banquet,

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I met this girl,
and... and we had drinks

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and... and it was going
really well.

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I think she... I think she...
i think she liked me.

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And then I went back
to her house,

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and, um, the only problem is,
it's not her house.

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It's, uh...

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It's will's house.

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Where is she now?

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Kevin.

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You know, at the...

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Moment, I don't...

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Kevin, where is she now?
This is very important.

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- I have to call you back.
- No. Kevin...

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lady!

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Hello? Hello?

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Peter. Hello?

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Oh, fuck.

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Hello... oh, god. Hello?

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Shit. Oh, my god.

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Oh, shit.

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Hey, get up!

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Get up! Okay, get up.

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Let's go. Wake up.

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Come on. Come on.

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There you go. Okay.

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Okay. Now we're talking.

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Did you take some...

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did you take something?

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Did you take something?
Look at me. Hey.

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Hey! Wake up!

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Hey, Peter.

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You tell me
what's going on right now.

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I'm sorry.
I need to call an ambulance.

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- Ow.
- This girl took something.

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- What's her name?
- Who cares?

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She needs an ambulance.

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Calm down. What is her name?

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Tell me to calm down, Peter.

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Look, I don't know her name!

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Well, what does she look like?

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She's little.
She's got brown hair.

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She's... she's... she's pretty.
I think she's a latina.

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- Is she wearing a red dress?
- She was.

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Why?

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Okay, we can't call 911.

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- What?
- Is she still breathing?

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How did you know
she was wearing a red dress?

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Is she still fucking breathing,
Kevin?

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Yes, she's still breathing!

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Okay, listen to me.

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What I'm about to tell you
stays between us.

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- Okay.
- Tell me that you understand

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the severity of the situation.

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This can't be shared
with anyone.

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Uhhuh. Yeah.

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I'm serious, Kevin.

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Nobody else knows about this.
Of course.

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About a year ago,
this girl seduced will.

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Was a huge mistake,
one-time thing.

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He cut it off immediately,

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but she became obsessed
with him.

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Now, if you call 911, the press
is gonna get wind of this.

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We can't have that,
not this week.

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- What am I supposed to do?
- Sit tight.

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I'm gonna send one
of our doctors to you.

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In the meantime,
you got to make her throw up.

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P-Peter, I'm n-not really,
um, comfortable with that.

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I don't care what you're
comfortable with, Kevin.

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That's what you do.

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Okay.

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But don't you think
it'd be a lot simpler

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if I just took her
to the hospital, then...

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then they could do
what they need to do?

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Dr. Newman can get to you

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before you can get
to a hospital.

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The foot guy?!

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Yes. He is a foot specialist.

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He is also a real physician.

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- O...
- Oh, Kevin?

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- Fine.
- One more thing.

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This is your clusterfuck.

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If she doesn't make it,
she was your girlfriend.

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Shit.

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Here we go. Okay.

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I want to apologize.

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I don't want to do this as much
as you don't want to do this.

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Okay, all right.

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Uh...

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There we go. There we go.

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Oh!

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Okay, you're doing good.

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That's good. That's good.

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That feel better?

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- There you go.
- I'm all better.

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- You're good. Good.
- I'm better.

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- Hey, Dr. Newman.
- Kevin, hello.

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It took a little trying.

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But I got her to throw up,
so everything's good.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, you didn't need
to do that.

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What?

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So, her body's already absorbed
whatever she took,

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so that didn't really
help at all.

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Great.

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Okay, so
what are we dealing with here?

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Is it sleeping pills,
painkillers?

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What do we got?

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- I-I have no idea.
- Okay.

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Uh, look for an empty bottle.

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It's probably somewhere close.

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Empty bottle.

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Just look on the floor,

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look behind the toilet,
look in the shower.

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Just look for that empty bottle.

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You'll be just fine. Okay.

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna lean you
just like that.

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Just stay right there. Oh, no.

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Okay, Dr. Newman, I'm looking.

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Kevin, just start breathing.
You need to breathe.

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I'm breathing,
I'm breathing, I'm...

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Breathing. How are you?

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Oh, well, thank you for asking.

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Today I went to the circus
with my daughter.

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Oh, that sounds like a...
i got it!

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- It's Xanax.
- Ah, bingo!

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We got a winner.

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Okay, what's the dosage?

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.5 milligrams.

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Ugh. And the bottle's empty?

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Yep. Totally... totally...
totally empty.

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Okay. Sit tight.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Okay.

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You know what? Hang on a second.

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I'm gonna sing you
a little song.

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- Okay.
- It's gonna help. Ready?

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Okay. Okay. I'm...
I'm gonna hang up, doctor.

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Okay, great.

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Hi. Doctor, thank you so much.
I am so... so sorry about this.

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- Lead the way. Lead the way.
- She's... she's upstairs.

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Obviously, you know,
t-this is not how

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I thought t-this was gonna
happen, you know.

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- God. Did you take something?
- Sorry.

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We were in the bathroom.
I don't know if...

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if you're supposed to lean
her up like that, but I did.

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Oh. Okay. All right,
this is what I need you to do.

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- She threw up a bunch, and...
- Yeah, yeah.

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Okay,
this is what I need you to do.

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I need you to go to the kitchen,
make a pot of coffee,

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pour a mug 3/4 full, then
you fill the rest with whiskey,

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and you need like a teaspoon
of brown sugar in it, all right?

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You want me to make
an Irish coffee?

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Whipped cream would be
fantastic.

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Go.

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She's got great feet.

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Okay. She's doing okay.

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She's doing okay.
Here's your Irish coffee.

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That's for you.

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All right, so we're not
out of the woods yet.

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Normally I'd attach
a heart monitor,

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but since that's not an option,

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you're just gonna
have to keep her awake.

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Keep her awake? What happens
if she falls asleep?

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Well, then her brain will stop
sending the signal to her lungs

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that she needs to breathe.

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But you're not gonna let
that happen, so we don't have to

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worry about that, do we?

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Wwhere are you going?

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I'm going home.

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Drink up.

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Wwait, doctor.

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Fuck.

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You're leaving?

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You got to give her
a cold shower,

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pour some regular coffee...
You can't leave.

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Listen, she's gonna
be a little confused at first.

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- This is an emergency situation.
- Just ask her name.

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I'm pretty sure
it's not mort Stevens.

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00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,620
You know what I'm saying?
Ask her where she is,

265
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,220
who she is, who's the president
of the United States,

266
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,480
all that kind of stuff.

267
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,190
I could really use
your help here.

268
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,690
Listen, listen, you just
got to keep her awake all night.

269
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:02,990
You're gonna be fine, okay?

270
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,520
You got this.

271
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,990
That's a fist bump. You failed.

272
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,860
All right. Good luck.

273
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:11,500
Ccome on, we... b...

274
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,570
fucking foot guy.

275
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,110
- No.
- Yes.

276
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,380
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

277
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,150
No, no, no, no.

278
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,490
No, no, no, not in the bath,
not in the bath.

279
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:35,050
That's a drowning place.
That's a drowning place.

280
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,320
Okay. Come on.

281
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,430
There we go. There we go.

282
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:42,900
There you go. Good girl.

283
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,460
All right.

284
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:56,080
Sit, sit, sit.
Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.

285
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,980
No, no, no,
don't go out of the shower.

286
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,010
Get in the shower.

287
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,910
Sit.

288
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,520
Sit down.

289
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,620
Oh.

290
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,560
Hey. Head up.

291
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,630
Drink it.

292
00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:20,000
No.

293
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,230
Drink the coffee.

294
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,940
- I don't want the coffee.
- Tough shit.

295
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:26,610
Drink the coffee.

296
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:30,580
I'm supposed
to ask you some questions.

297
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,580
Probably be good if I knew
your name at this point.

298
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,720
What's your name?

299
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,350
I don't remember it.

300
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,320
You can't remember your name?
You have amnesia?

301
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,790
Do you know my name?

302
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,530
No, that's why I just
asked you two seconds ago.

303
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:50,930
Well, then you're very
romantic 'cause we just had sex.

304
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,200
Oh, you remember that?

305
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,270
Barely. Barely.

306
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,910
That's funny.
Do you know my name?

307
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,710
Yep.

308
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,510
Fernando.

309
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:03,610
What?

310
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:06,010
- Fernando.
- Do I look like a Fernando?

311
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,150
You are so racist.

312
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,380
How is that racist?

313
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,250
Because you could be a Fernando.

314
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,550
I've never been confused
with a Fernando before.

315
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,050
- You're a racist.
- I'm a racist?

316
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,220
- You're a racist.
- Okay.

317
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,690
Drink your coffee.

318
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:21,060
I had sex with a racist.

319
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,630
Add it to the list.

320
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,740
Madeline Parker.

321
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,950
That's a good name.

322
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,450
That's a pretty name.

323
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:45,650
Well, it is nice to meet you,
I guess.

324
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,120
I'm Kevin.

325
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,460
I know you're confused right now

326
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,830
and that there is a lot of stuff
being thrown at you.

327
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:59,770
But I would like to know why the
fuck we are in my boss's house.

328
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,570
Excuse me, Kevin,

329
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:04,800
but I have no idea
what you're talking about.

330
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:10,910
And I'm really, really, really
foggy, so...

331
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:16,980
I don't know how to help you
or whatever you are...

332
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,480
okay.

333
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,720
Well, when everything clears up
up there for you,

334
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,420
we are gonna have a lot
to talk about.

335
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:23,720
Hey.

336
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,230
Hey!

337
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:31,160
I'm sorry that I'm gonna...
get the fuck up.

338
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,370
Ow!

339
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,530
God damn it.

340
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,170
You're like a fucking child.

341
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,500
I am so sleepy.

342
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,970
Yeah, I know you're sleepy.

343
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,010
That's what happens
when you swallow all that Xanax.

344
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,040
Two quick minutes
and I promise I won't die.

345
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,610
You know I can't do that.

346
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,150
Right.
You want to have sex again?

347
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,180
What? No.

348
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,680
- I know that look.
- No.

349
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,050
- You're tenacious.
- Not interested.

350
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:58,020
You mean you've never,
ever wanted to fuck a starfish?

351
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,090
This is the least attractive
thing I've seen you do.

352
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,400
Ugh.

353
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,970
Okay.

354
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,240
Let's talk.

355
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,710
You have any pets?

356
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:15,140
Wow. That is a boring intro.

357
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,980
- What? You got a cat?
- I got a dog.

358
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,340
- You have a dog?
- Yeah.

359
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,180
- What's his name?
- How do you know it's a he?

360
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,280
- Okay, what's her name?
- It's a he.

361
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,580
Okay,
what's your male dog's name?

362
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,820
Fernando.

363
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:29,260
The dog's name is Fernando.

364
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,120
Where are you from?

365
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,030
- My mom's vagina.
- And where was

366
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:35,800
your mother's vagina located
when you dropped out of it?

367
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,060
Shitsville, Ohio.

368
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,970
Shitsville, Ohio?
Is there a six flags near there?

369
00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:42,540
Yeah.

370
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,770
I guess.

371
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:47,470
Where are you from?

372
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,110
Born and raised here.

373
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,880
What?

374
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,910
You're fancy.

375
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,050
- That's fancy?
- Yeah.

376
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,550
Everyone from Allen has money?

377
00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:59,890
Yeah.

378
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,520
You know that stereotype
is bullshit, right?

379
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,460
Okay, yeah,
you're from the ghetto.

380
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,960
Not from the ghetto
or the slums.

381
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,590
- You've seen some real shit?
- It's not about that.

382
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,030
I'm just saying...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

383
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:13,870
There's a lot
of economic diversity in Allen.

384
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:17,940
What do you do?

385
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,010
Wow!

386
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,170
What do you do?

387
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,310
Personal architect.

388
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:23,340
You're a personal architect?

389
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:25,310
I'm a personal.

390
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:26,980
What do you do for a living?

391
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,050
Body painting.

392
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,180
You're a body painter?

393
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,320
I paint bodies.

394
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,420
What is your job?

395
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,220
I'm a bartender.

396
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,790
What's wrong with you?

397
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:41,790
I serve overpriced drinks
to townies like you.

398
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,760
Just 'cause I live here,
that does not make me a townie.

399
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,300
Okay.

400
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,400
What do you do? Wait.

401
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,370
Let me guess.

402
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:55,370
Aspiring actress.

403
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:59,010
You're gonna make it good.

404
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,220
I think you know who I work for.

405
00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:07,890
Fuck it.

406
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,260
This is too awkward
for me right now.

407
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:13,390
This is the most infuriating.

408
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,370
Time to exercise!

409
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,630
Ow! My lungs! You idiot!

410
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,340
- Here we go.
- That really hurts.

411
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:26,710
I'm sorry,
but we got to work out.

412
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:29,780
Okay, we're just gonna
take a little walk.

413
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,640
All right. Just walk.

414
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,110
That's all you have to do
is just keep yourself...

415
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,350
oh, my god.

416
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,880
Is that your toenail? I'm sorry.

417
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,190
It's been awhile since I...
Your talons.

418
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,490
Can you hold on one second?
Just please keep walking.

419
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,730
Hey.
How's it going there, champ?

420
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:46,990
You know, I think,
uh, pretty good.

421
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,630
Everything seems to be
under control.

422
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:51,260
- Shit.
- Whoa.

423
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,870
Oh, no.

424
00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:53,930
Kevin?

425
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,130
- You are so dumb.
- Kevin, what is that?

426
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,240
Huh?

427
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,940
What? Here we go.

428
00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:00,210
- What was that?
- You hurt my rib, you idiot!

429
00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,010
Huh?

430
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,240
Kevin,
you have to talk to me now.

431
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,750
- Talk to me now, son.
- Oh, god.

432
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,050
- What was that?
- Oh, god.

433
00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:12,890
Oh, nothing, uh, a plate fell
and it's making me cough.

434
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,090
A plate fell.

435
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,650
A plate fell, he says.

436
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:19,290
Okay, please don't wreck
coach's house.

437
00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:20,690
I won't, Peter.

438
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,100
Hey, fuck you, Peter!

439
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,900
Go fuck yourself, you dickbag!

440
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,170
Shut up.

441
00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:27,570
That's for you.

442
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,440
We we got to keep her
under control, Kevin.

443
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,640
You're dumb!

444
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,000
Shut the fuck up.

445
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,010
You are being so rude.

446
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,440
You're a dickhole!

447
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,580
What is she saying?

448
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,780
She says you're a dickhole.

449
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:42,820
All right, well, at least
she's feeling better, right?

450
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,980
Yeah, I think she really
turned a corner.

451
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:48,120
All right,
well, keep me posted, okay?

452
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,320
Have you mentioned anything
to will about this?

453
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,120
No, I'm gonna do that right now.

454
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,460
If you could maybe just, um,
reiterate to him when you do

455
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,930
how much I respect him and...
and... and I would never want

456
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,070
to get involved
in his personal life, of course.

457
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,070
Look, take it easy.

458
00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:04,740
You're gonna be fine.

459
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:08,240
Right now, we just
have to keep a lid on this.

460
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,880
Don't let her talk to anyone
and don't let her leave.

461
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,680
That might be a bit
of a challenge.

462
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,020
I know you never had sex, Peter.

463
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,620
I know you're a virgin, Peter!

464
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:21,850
Okay, buddy, look,

465
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,690
you're really saving will's ass
on this.

466
00:24:23,690 --> 00:24:25,390
We're not gonna
forget about you.

467
00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:28,290
I'm gonna be on the first plane
out of L.A.X. In the morning.

468
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,400
I should be down there
at 7:00 A.M. to relieve you.

469
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,500
Okay.

470
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,700
I won't let anybody down.

471
00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:42,440
What?

472
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,010
So you know Peter?

473
00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:47,080
- I know<i> a</i> Peter.
- Can we have just,

474
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,280
like, a normal conversation
for two seconds?

475
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,520
I know about you and will.

476
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:57,260
I need a fucking cigarette.

477
00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:00,830
You shouldn't smoke.

478
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,900
It's bad for your health.

479
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,930
Thank you.

480
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,400
What'd he tell you?

481
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,670
You know, everything.

482
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,140
That you guys
had a one-night stand

483
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:17,440
and that you got all crazy
and obsessive.

484
00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:18,980
So typical.

485
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:23,980
You think he would really
leave his wife and kids for...

486
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,720
For what?

487
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,550
For what? I'm interested.

488
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,260
I'm genuinely interested
in what you have to say.

489
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,420
- Nothing.
- For what?

490
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:32,530
- Nothing.
- For what?

491
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,790
Some crazy slut you take home

492
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:36,130
for a cheap fuck?
That's not what I meant.

493
00:25:36,130 --> 00:25:38,100
Isn't that
what happened tonight?

494
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:41,230
Isn't that what happened?

495
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,400
Tonight you...

496
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,870
You took me home.

497
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,180
- And with that, I'm leaving.
- Where you going? Come on.

498
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,480
No, come on.

499
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,250
Let's just relax for a second
and talk.

500
00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:00,820
Relax?!

501
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,050
I'm sorry,
but I can't let you leave.

502
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,920
- Where is my dress?
- I don't know.

503
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,330
We took it off in,
like, a big rush.

504
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:07,560
Turn around.

505
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,990
Turn around, you perv! God!

506
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,160
Okay, I saw it all anyway
like an hour ago.

507
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,400
Yeah, and then I tried
to kill myself.

508
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,970
You do the math.

509
00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:16,070
That's not why you tried
to kill yourself. Come on.

510
00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:19,240
Oh, you know why? You know why?

511
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,570
I've never gotten, you know,
that bad of a response.

512
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,140
Shut up.
Shut up. Shut your mouth.

513
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:27,080
Zipper.
I don't think that you should

514
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,850
- drive a car really.
- Zipper!

515
00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:30,750
You took enough drugs
to take down an elephant.

516
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:33,390
- I appreciate the comparison.
- I'm just saying,

517
00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:35,190
you think you should be
operating heavy machinery?

518
00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:36,420
It's a dodge neon.

519
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,160
It doesn't exactly qualify
as heavy machinery.

520
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,060
Anything that's got four wheels
and a motor like that,

521
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:41,630
that's heavy machinery.
You know what?

522
00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:44,260
Could you just... fuck!

523
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,070
- I am fine.
- I didn't say...

524
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:51,640
- I am fine. I am fine.
- I didn't say anything.

525
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,140
You try hopping around
on one heel.

526
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,510
I just... i-i don't think
that that's why you fell.

527
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:59,080
"I-I-I-I-I."

528
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,210
Stupid idiot.

529
00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:03,050
- I don't... I don't know...
- Where's my bra?

530
00:27:03,050 --> 00:27:05,750
Where is my bra?

531
00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:13,360
I'm serious.

532
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,960
I can't let you leave.

533
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,530
Shut up.

534
00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:20,670
It's been real, kev.

535
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:23,670
You're not going anywhere.

536
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:25,800
- High-five?
- I'm serious.

537
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,010
And I'm leaving.

538
00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:30,710
Get the... you are such a pussy.

539
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,850
Hold on.

540
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,360
I won't let you.

541
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,960
Kevin.

542
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,470
Please don't get obsessed.

543
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:55,670
It's just a one-night stand.

544
00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:00,440
You know...

545
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,370
damn it, Kevin,
what's so bad if she licks you?

546
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,710
Hey!

547
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:05,680
I will call the cops.
Do you hear me?

548
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,080
Do whatever you got to do, dude.

549
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,380
I am serious. Don't get
in the car. Please.

550
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:11,420
I'm begging you.
I was told to keep you here.

551
00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:15,620
Really, I-I-I'm running out
of options here. Please.

552
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,760
Please, I am begging you, do not
put those keys in the ignition.

553
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,320
Please do not put those keys
in the ignition.

554
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,990
Don't start the car.
Don't start the car!

555
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,230
Please! Don't put it in reverse!

556
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:23,700
I am begging you! Do not back

557
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:25,930
out of this driveway!
Dude, let go!

558
00:28:25,930 --> 00:28:27,370
Please. I can help you.

559
00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:28,600
- Let go!
- I'm serious.

560
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,840
Please just get out of the car.

561
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,900
You asked for it.

562
00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,340
Please, I am begging you.

563
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:34,240
Everything that...

564
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,710
oh!

565
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:37,680
You asked for it!

566
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,680
Oh!

567
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,350
Oh, my god! My eyes!

568
00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:45,880
God damn it.

569
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,490
I've been nothing
but nice to you!

570
00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:51,760
This entire time!

571
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,290
I said to let go.

572
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,900
Oh! Ah!

573
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,600
- Just get up.
- Oh, god!

574
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Just...

575
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,900
It feels bad.

576
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:04,570
It feels like it's really bad.
Come on.

577
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:06,770
I got to go, so let's just...
It burns so bad.

578
00:29:06,770 --> 00:29:08,240
Okay, you got to stop hunching.

579
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,640
I don't want to get hit
in the midsection with a corner.

580
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,780
It was... okay.

581
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,520
All right. Just hold on.
Oh, my god.

582
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,720
Oh, god.

583
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,420
Oh, man, it burns so bad.

584
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:23,390
Well...

585
00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:25,390
I'm gonna have to wear
two eye patches to work.

586
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:27,730
Nobody wears two eye patches.
Don't do that.

587
00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:29,830
I think I caught my corneas
on the blades of grass.

588
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,830
Well, then why'd you
rub your eyes in it?

589
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:33,270
To get the burning...

590
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:34,430
I can't open...

591
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,970
- did... did it work?
- I can't open my eyes.

592
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:38,170
It burns my... it burns my eyes.
Oh, no.

593
00:29:38,170 --> 00:29:40,910
Oh, no. Let's do this.
Does it look bad?

594
00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:44,610
Does it look really bad?

595
00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:45,810
Does it look bad?

596
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,980
Because I have to... - it...

597
00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:50,480
does it look crazy?

598
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,150
Yes.

599
00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:55,120
It doesn't look that bad.
It's okay.

600
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,260
What?

601
00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:01,530
No, no, no. No.

602
00:30:01,530 --> 00:30:02,760
- Hey!
- Hey, what?

603
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,160
- Hey!
- Ah!

604
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,800
Ah! Stop it. Give me the keys.

605
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,300
Give me the keys.
Give me the keys.

606
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,870
- Ow! Oh!
- Stepped on your foot.

607
00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:18,540
I'm gonna put you in the sink
and wash you like a little baby.

608
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:22,380
Get ready.

609
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:25,750
Ahh!
Are you fucking kidding me?!

610
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:39,000
Fuck!

611
00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:44,200
You asshole!

612
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,540
Where you driving? Wait.

613
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:48,610
Easy.

614
00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:50,280
Ow!

615
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,140
Oh!

616
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,950
- I wouldn't go in there.
- Fuck!

617
00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:57,120
There's, like,
poison oak, coyotes,

618
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,520
I heard there's a mountain lion,
like ticks and stuff.

619
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,990
Oh!

620
00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:07,290
You want to...
you want to play scrabble?

621
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:11,930
Nerd.

622
00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:17,600
I don't care. I don't care.

623
00:31:27,110 --> 00:31:30,020
Hey. Hey, what are you doing?

624
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:33,050
Hey. Are you crazy?
Are you insane?

625
00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:36,150
I'm not driving,
so why the fuck not?

626
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,290
Okay, okay, no, no, no, no.
You won't let me drink.

627
00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:40,430
You won't let me drive.
You won't let me sleep.

628
00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:42,790
You're getting a little
too controlling, kev.

629
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,430
I don't like that in a guy,
okay?

630
00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:46,630
I just don't think
you should be drinking whiskey

631
00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:47,970
after downing all those pills.

632
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:49,430
And I just don't think
I want to spend

633
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,540
another second with you.

634
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:51,970
Well, I'm sorry about that,
but...

635
00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:53,140
- is this Peter?
- What?

636
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,810
This is Peter. This is Peter.

637
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:56,540
- What are you talking about?
- Peter put you up to this.

638
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,140
- That's crazy.
- Peter wanted you to babysit me,

639
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,910
keep me here
so I don't do anything crazy.

640
00:31:59,910 --> 00:32:00,910
I think you're a little bit...

641
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,480
aah!

642
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,020
I don't think
that you should be...

643
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,220
god, that guy is so good!

644
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:06,620
He manipulated a little baby boy

645
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,690
like you to take care
of the crazy Madeline!

646
00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:11,760
Volatile Madeline!
Just don't want you to die.

647
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,160
Oh, you care about me now?

648
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,830
- It's not caring or not.
- You care about me now?

649
00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:16,060
You have no ulterior motive

650
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,330
to keep me here?
Get out of my way.

651
00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:18,730
What ulterior motive
would I have?

652
00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:19,900
Why do you keep hitting me?!

653
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,500
You know what I'm talking about.

654
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,240
- No, I don't!
- I could do a lot of damage

655
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,700
to will if I wanted to.

656
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:26,240
Oh, you could do damage?

657
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,110
- Yes, I could.
- Who's gonna listen to you?

658
00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:29,640
Um, for your information,
I have a friend

659
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,980
at the<i> herald</i> who would be happy
to take my call.

660
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:34,210
Do not laugh at me.

661
00:32:34,210 --> 00:32:37,680
I want you to know that will
is beloved at the <i>herald.</i>

662
00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,580
- Oh, you are so condescending.
- And if there was ever

663
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,320
a question of your word
versus his...

664
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,520
- Oh, you are so condescending.
- I would be shocked

665
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,230
if anyone would even entertain
your side of the story.

666
00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:49,390
What is that? That's his dick.

667
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,460
Oh, man.

668
00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,530
Oh!

669
00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:54,270
There's no way
to prove that that's will.

670
00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:58,300
That could be anybody.
Are you kidding?

671
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:01,170
Okay, yeah, in full body
it's will, but...

672
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,840
oh, man, is he flexing?

673
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,610
He's so buff.

674
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:06,110
This was around Christmas.

675
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:08,250
Oh, god, I'm never gonna
be able to unsee that.

676
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:11,650
He is gonna look so good
on sportscenter.

677
00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:14,250
Hey! Hey! Oh!

678
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:16,560
Doesn't matter. They're
all saved to cloud, bitch.

679
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,290
Idiot. That is the last time you
grab something out of my hand!

680
00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:21,030
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna destroy a man's

681
00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:23,060
life before the biggest game
of his career?

682
00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:24,460
I'm sorry.

683
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,930
What?

684
00:33:25,930 --> 00:33:27,330
I know he's your boss
and everything

685
00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:29,770
and you think
he's like super-cool, the man,

686
00:33:29,770 --> 00:33:30,940
but he did this to himself.

687
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,440
He is more than just my boss.

688
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,040
I have bled silver and blue
since I was a little kid,

689
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,010
and do you have any idea
what it would mean

690
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:40,580
to bring a national championship
to this school, to this town?

691
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:42,650
He completely fucks over
his whole family

692
00:33:42,650 --> 00:33:44,950
and the only thing you can think
about is this stupid game?

693
00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:46,650
This is will's personal life.

694
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:49,050
You picked a pretty convenient
time to air some dirty laundry.

695
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:50,920
No, no, no.
I didn't have some grand scheme.

696
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,430
I was walking into the ocean
with a pocketful of rocks

697
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:55,190
and then your dumb ass
came along,

698
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,900
so if you're gonna make me live
this shitty life,

699
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,160
then he's gonna do it, too!

700
00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,700
That's a nice way
to live your life.

701
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:02,030
I hope the universe gives back
what you put into it.

702
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,670
I didn't plan this.
I didn't want this.

703
00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,600
- Mm-hmm.
- All I wanted to do was to go

704
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:08,010
to the banquet and talk to will.
Yeah.

705
00:34:08,010 --> 00:34:11,180
But Peter intercepted me
and he wouldn't let me do that.

706
00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:14,550
What would you have said to him?

707
00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:16,820
Hmm?

708
00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:18,950
I mean, so what?

709
00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:20,520
You banged once.

710
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,050
He sent you a couple dick pics.

711
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,520
That's what middle-aged guys do.

712
00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:31,060
Wasn't only once.

713
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:32,500
I know you think I'm this floozy

714
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,570
that he just took home
for a one-night stand,

715
00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:37,600
but you could not be further
from the truth.

716
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:42,070
I don't think you're a floozy,
mostly because it's not 1923.

717
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,440
Oh, god.

718
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,110
And I know that I have no right
to know this.

719
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,480
I don't even know
why I'm asking.

720
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,320
But...

721
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,190
How long did it go on?

722
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,590
Three... three... three weeks?

723
00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,730
No.

724
00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:03,360
Three months?

725
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,060
No.

726
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,170
God. Three years?

727
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:09,130
Such a long time.

728
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,340
Yes, it is.

729
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:12,670
But he ended it, I guess.

730
00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:15,940
There's... he knew
that what he had done,

731
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,110
it was wrong.

732
00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:19,880
Yeah, he ended it
by text message.

733
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,180
Oh, my god.

734
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,550
It was a classy, classy move.

735
00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:28,290
I'm sorry.
I've gotten one of those once.

736
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,360
It's no fun.

737
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,960
What'd it say?

738
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,760
It said, "Kevin, I think
we should see other people."

739
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,030
Frownie face."

740
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,900
Oh.

741
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,100
That sucks.

742
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,770
Such a fucking idiot.

743
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:50,380
I mean, the man preaches
integrity and accountability.

744
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:54,510
And what? He's just...
he's just a fucking horndog.

745
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,310
Well, that's not fair.

746
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,320
That's not accurate.

747
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,550
We had more than just sex.

748
00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:03,160
- It was more than just sex?
- Yeah.

749
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,660
Well, that makes me feel
a lot better.

750
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:07,130
49-year-old man,

751
00:36:07,130 --> 00:36:10,800
girl who looks like you... sure
you got the world to talk about.

752
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,830
Wow, you are exactly
like everyone in this town!

753
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,470
Everyone has the same attitude
about will.

754
00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:20,510
Will Campbell, coach. That's it.

755
00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:23,910
He's more than coach Campbell
to me. He's my mentor.

756
00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:25,940
He's your mentor?

757
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,750
I don't want to make you sad,

758
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,880
but he's your mentor and you've
never even been in his house.

759
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,620
You didn't even know
this was his house.

760
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,520
He didn't invite you
to any of his cookouts?

761
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,160
I am one of three
video assistants, okay?

762
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,030
It takes a lot to cultivate
that kind of relationship.

763
00:36:41,030 --> 00:36:43,460
But I know I do a good job
and I know that he has noticed,

764
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,360
and we have talked
multiple times.

765
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,030
Buddy, buddy, buddy,
okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

766
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:50,100
Wait, wait, wait, hey.

767
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,470
I completely get it.

768
00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:55,870
I know exactly the job
he does on people.

769
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,380
Let me guess.
He looked you in the eye.

770
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:02,550
He remembered your name,
little, like, details about you,

771
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:08,590
he shook your hand.
He made you feel special, right?

772
00:37:08,590 --> 00:37:13,190
It is sick,
but he is so good at that.

773
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:17,260
Well, if he's so full of shit,
how come you liked him?

774
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:19,200
Because he didn't do that to me.

775
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,530
- Okay.
- He didn't.

776
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,430
He never wore that mask
around me.

777
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,440
I'm sure you saw
the real will Campbell.

778
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,800
Actually, yes, I did.

779
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,640
You know he's been
married for 20 years.

780
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,810
And they've been on auto pilot
for at least half of that.

781
00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:32,580
If Sarah knew, this whole thing
would be just...

782
00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:35,280
She hasn't been
complaining so far.

783
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,950
Sarah knows?

784
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,850
With will's last contract
extension,

785
00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:43,120
it pays to turn a blind eye,
doesn't it?

786
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,390
My chest feels really tight.

787
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:51,900
I think I'm having
a heart attack.

788
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:53,230
No, it's your left arm.

789
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,000
Yeah, yeah,
that's the one that hurts.

790
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,040
All right, you want a drink?

791
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,300
I've had too much to drink.

792
00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,570
Because I could really
use a drink.

793
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:00,810
I think I need
like a baby aspirin.

794
00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:02,010
They say that...
We're having drinks.

795
00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:04,510
I'm gonna get us some.

796
00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:19,060
Good god.

797
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:21,130
Will's wine is spectacular.

798
00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:24,100
Mmhmm.

799
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,100
You okay?

800
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:31,300
You're not supposed
to be drinking that much.

801
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,570
- Let's smoke weed.
- No.

802
00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:35,740
- You want to smoke weed?
- No!

803
00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:36,940
Yeah.

804
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,710
No!

805
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,310
Can we please get out of here?

806
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,520
She's 16. She's got weed.
That's a law.

807
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,820
This is creeping me out.

808
00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:48,990
Ooh.

809
00:38:48,990 --> 00:38:52,090
Ooh, what?

810
00:38:52,090 --> 00:38:53,190
It's a little guitar.

811
00:38:53,190 --> 00:38:54,360
I think it's a violin.

812
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,460
I know it's a violin. My god.

813
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,130
Please don't.
What are you gonna do with that?

814
00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:04,970
I'm gonna roll it up and I'm
gonna smoke it like a doobie.

815
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,610
You want to see something cool?

816
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,280
Super weird.

817
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,050
Oh, my god. Sorry.

818
00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:22,820
Can we get out of this room
now, please?

819
00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,260
Ooh, darts!

820
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:26,660
You know, for someone who took
a whole shit-ton of Xanax,

821
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,060
you're bouncing off the walls.

822
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,300
You see this?
That's some harsh shit.

823
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,030
What do you think
that bitch did?

824
00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:33,500
Who cares? Let's go.

825
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,100
- What do you mean, who cares?
- I mean who cares.

826
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,430
Stop... ow!

827
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,770
Who hands darts
with the needles... ow!

828
00:39:39,770 --> 00:39:42,410
Fuck! Shit!

829
00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:44,410
You're out of your fucking mind!

830
00:39:44,410 --> 00:39:47,880
I'm just a little tired.

831
00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,280
Come on. Let's get
out of this room, please.

832
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:54,050
- No, let's play.
- I don't want to play.

833
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:56,720
Why?
You afraid I'm gonna beat you?

834
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,560
- Okay, we'll play one game.
- Oh, okay.

835
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,590
This sock will be the line.

836
00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,960
I'm gonna play
standard scoring rules, okay?

837
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,430
- Oh, my god.
- We'll just go by the bars.

838
00:40:04,430 --> 00:40:05,530
Why are you so serious
all of a sudden?

839
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:06,830
Why can't we just play

840
00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:08,200
whoever hits
the bull's-eye first wins?

841
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,270
Because we'll be here all night
if we do that.

842
00:40:10,270 --> 00:40:11,900
You'll be here all night.

843
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,710
I won't.

844
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:16,780
Dang. Good shot.

845
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:20,310
Thanks.

846
00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:21,980
Shit!

847
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:24,220
T-t-t-the board is clearly
not flush to the wall,

848
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:26,280
making it very difficult
to catch a good angle.

849
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,650
Okay, it's not regulation?

850
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:28,690
It's not. It's bullshit.

851
00:40:28,690 --> 00:40:30,520
- Okay.
- It's not fair.

852
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,030
Is this why the whole team
left you behind?

853
00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:37,760
- What's that supposed to mean?
- I mean, they're all in L.A.

854
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,360
The big game is four days away

855
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:42,130
and you're here playing darts
with me.

856
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,200
I don't have to physically
be with the team

857
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,970
to show my worth or contribute.

858
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,440
Thank you, though.

859
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,180
What do you do then?

860
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:53,580
I go through hours of high
school players' video footage

861
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:55,280
and then I take notes...
You jerk off on it?

862
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,620
And I give the notes about the
exceptional players to Peter.

863
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,950
- Hmm.
- Fuck!

864
00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:02,150
Man!

865
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,520
I've never... I've never shot
this poorly.

866
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:07,790
Boom! She's gonna feel that
in the morning,

867
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:09,490
- that Chelsea.
- Who's Chelsea?

868
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,930
I named her Chelsea because
there's this really mean cunt

869
00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:14,030
that I went to high school with,
and she looks just like her.

870
00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:17,100
I never had any drama
in high school.

871
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,770
You mean you never got laid
in high school?

872
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:21,370
I mean I was a heavier...
i was...

873
00:41:21,370 --> 00:41:23,510
I weighed a lot more, so...

874
00:41:23,510 --> 00:41:26,510
How heavy can you get?

875
00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:29,250
Are you done?

876
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,520
Can can I... yeah, I'm done.

877
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,520
Just take a shot.

878
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,120
- Aah! Aah!
- That's bullshit.

879
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,360
You were over the line.

880
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,690
I'm sorry. You're way over.

881
00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:40,260
- No, I wasn't.
- Look where your feet are.

882
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,890
- I was going by that one.
- Why would you go that by sock?

883
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,800
That sock's three feet closer,
and we were...

884
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,160
you said the sock.
You said stand behind the sock.

885
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,670
You didn't specify which... hey!

886
00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:51,400
You just can't handle
that I beat you.

887
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,540
I can handle that you beat me

888
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,040
if you can handle
that you cheated.

889
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,570
I okay, fine.

890
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,770
Whatever helps you sleep
at night, but I won.

891
00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:57,940
I'll sleep fine at night

892
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,940
knowing that I won
fair and square,

893
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,450
because that's how we do it
at Allen state.

894
00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:02,950
Oh, my god.

895
00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:05,780
Don't tell me
you actually believe

896
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,390
in all of will's bullshit.

897
00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:08,850
Yeah, I actually do.

898
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,090
I wouldn't have
gone into coaching if I didn't.

899
00:42:11,090 --> 00:42:12,860
That's how you got
into coaching?

900
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,130
I thought it was
because you couldn't play.

901
00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:17,130
- I could have played.
- What? Kicker?

902
00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:18,800
I don't think
they let fatties kick the ball.

903
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,160
Are you just gonna give
me shit all night,

904
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:21,700
or do you want
me to answer your question?

905
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,900
Can we do both?

906
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,140
All right. Answer my question.

907
00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:27,440
Well, if you must know,

908
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,370
I was actually in the stadium
during the mud bowl.

909
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,180
I don't know what that is,
but it sounds gross.

910
00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:32,380
You don't know
what the mud bowl is?

911
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,610
No, I don't like football.

912
00:42:33,610 --> 00:42:34,910
I told you.
I think it's barbaric.

913
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,350
What do you and will talk about?

914
00:42:36,350 --> 00:42:38,580
History, politics.

915
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:39,820
We covered a lot.

916
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,490
And you never went over
the mud bowl?

917
00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:44,820
No. God.
Mud bowl, mud bowl, mud bowl.

918
00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:46,660
You obviously want to tell me
about the mud bowl.

919
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:49,860
No, I don't want to tell you
if you're gonna be like that.

920
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,730
Will you please tell me
about the mud bowl?

921
00:42:52,730 --> 00:42:54,770
It was awesome.

922
00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:57,300
I was 14 years old.

923
00:42:57,300 --> 00:43:00,000
My dad took me to the game.
My first time in the stadium.

924
00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:01,810
It's will's first year
as the head coach,

925
00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:03,070
and it is pouring rain.

926
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,810
And at this time,
we're like a cupcake game

927
00:43:04,810 --> 00:43:06,310
on major program schedules.

928
00:43:06,310 --> 00:43:08,210
You know what I mean?
Just so they can get a "w,"

929
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,480
keep they're ranking high.

930
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,580
Notre dame comes in ranked
number one in the nation.

931
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,890
We go toe-to-toe with them
the entire game.

932
00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:18,760
Fourth quarter, we're down
by a touchdown, a minute left.

933
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,430
We're on our own 4 yard line.

934
00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:21,760
We have to drive
the entire field.

935
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,360
We have no time-outs.

936
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,230
How do we do it? Methodically.

937
00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:26,930
They're in a dime package,
and will knows that.

938
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:28,600
There's no need
to try to go over the top.

939
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,440
So everything's a quick drop,
short outs, crossing patterns.

940
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,970
If you catch the ball
within the hash marks,

941
00:43:33,970 --> 00:43:35,510
you got to get out of bounds
right away.

942
00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:36,940
We score.

943
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:39,280
A normal coach...
just kick the extra point,

944
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,650
we'll deal with it in overtime,
right?

945
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:42,010
We have the momentum. Not will.

946
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,720
Will calls an end-around
to Marcus Freeman,

947
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,620
who everybody knows
is gonna get the ball

948
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,990
and try to run it
to the end zone.

949
00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:50,590
They've got 10 in the box
stacked against him.

950
00:43:50,590 --> 00:43:51,820
What does Marcus do?

951
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,390
He throws across his body

952
00:43:53,390 --> 00:43:56,930
to a wide-open receiver
in the corner of the end zone.

953
00:43:56,930 --> 00:43:58,730
Two-point conversion good.

954
00:43:58,730 --> 00:44:04,370
The greatest football call in
the history of football calls.

955
00:44:04,370 --> 00:44:05,540
Wow.

956
00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:07,670
Yeah.

957
00:44:07,670 --> 00:44:09,940
- So, did they win?
- Yeah, we won!

958
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,940
That was the game
that put Allen state on the map.

959
00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:13,310
So, what? You got obsessed

960
00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:15,580
with like a bunch
of 20-year-old neanderthals?

961
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,620
Live vicariously through them?
I know it sounds crazy,

962
00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:21,050
but this is really important
to a lot of people, to me.

963
00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:23,550
If we lose,
I get depressed for like a week.

964
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,420
That's what makes you sad?

965
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,760
A football game?

966
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,090
Will has done a lot
for this community.

967
00:44:28,090 --> 00:44:29,530
He's done a lot for the school.

968
00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:31,800
He has created jobs.
He has helped the economy.

969
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,400
He built
the youth builders program.

970
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,170
You can say that about
literally every single coach.

971
00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:38,100
All he did was win a few games.
It's not just that.

972
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,240
Like, my... my dad and I,
we didn't talk very much,

973
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,070
but every Saturday
we were able to order pizza,

974
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,280
sit on the couch,
and be in each other's presence

975
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,140
while we watched the game.
Oh, my god. Wait.

976
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,410
Two men eating pizza,
watching football?

977
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,780
Everybody does that.
Will didn't create that.

978
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:52,850
Don't idolize him.
He's just a guy.

979
00:44:52,850 --> 00:44:55,150
And to you, he's just a guy?

980
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,720
Yeah.

981
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:59,220
So, it wasn't the power?

982
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:01,330
The power?

983
00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:03,390
No.

984
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,360
You don't know
what you're talking about.

985
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:10,900
So, please, enlighten me.

986
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,010
Enlighten me.

987
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:16,510
- Mnh-mnh.
- Come on.

988
00:45:16,510 --> 00:45:20,410
Mnhmnh.

989
00:45:20,410 --> 00:45:22,680
Well, I didn't even know
who he was when we met.

990
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680
Really?

991
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,920
Really.

992
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,690
You didn't know
who will Campbell was?

993
00:45:27,690 --> 00:45:29,620
No.
I'd only lived here for a year.

994
00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:32,320
And I already told you I don't
give a rat's ass about football.

995
00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:34,490
- Okay.
- He used to come into my bar

996
00:45:34,490 --> 00:45:38,530
after work every day and sneak
into a booth in the back,

997
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:43,700
order a Sam Adams and work
on his fantasy novel,

998
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,140
and I think that's really...

999
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:47,770
I'm sorry.

1000
00:45:47,770 --> 00:45:49,770
Did you say fantasy novel?

1001
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,180
Yes, I did.

1002
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:54,380
With like wizards,
like elves and fairies?

1003
00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:57,120
- There were no fairies, okay?
- Like minotaurs?

1004
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:57,980
No.

1005
00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:59,650
Like half-man, half-tigers?

1006
00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:01,250
See, this attitude right here,

1007
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,390
this is why
he never told anyone...

1008
00:46:03,390 --> 00:46:05,390
because of annoying stuff
like this.

1009
00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,820
What was it called?

1010
00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,330
There's no way
I'm telling you that.

1011
00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:09,860
- Why?
- Because you're gonna make fun

1012
00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:11,260
of it, and then
I'm gonna get mad,

1013
00:46:11,260 --> 00:46:12,760
and then I'm gonna punch you,
and I'm tired.

1014
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,270
I don't want to do that
right now.

1015
00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:16,100
Fine. I won't make fun of it.
I won't laugh at it.

1016
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,970
I won't even...
i won't make a peep.

1017
00:46:18,970 --> 00:46:22,210
Just tell me the title.

1018
00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:24,140
"The keepers of Galnorea."

1019
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,810
You kidding me?

1020
00:46:26,810 --> 00:46:28,110
What was it about?

1021
00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:30,350
Wizards who get gonorrhea?

1022
00:46:30,350 --> 00:46:32,220
It's a bad title.
I asked him to change it.

1023
00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:34,220
He didn't want to change it.

1024
00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:41,290
So, how do you go from talking
about dragons with stds to...

1025
00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:44,860
- What?
- To being...

1026
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:47,030
to being in... inti...

1027
00:46:47,030 --> 00:46:48,570
to, like, having whatever...

1028
00:46:48,570 --> 00:46:50,640
to having sex?

1029
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,770
Yes.

1030
00:46:52,770 --> 00:46:54,970
He gave me a ride home
one night.

1031
00:46:54,970 --> 00:46:57,070
And he invited himself up.

1032
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,840
He said we didn't have to have
sex because he was married

1033
00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:01,710
and whatever,
but I knew what that meant,

1034
00:47:01,710 --> 00:47:04,650
so I fucked his brains out
anyway.

1035
00:47:04,650 --> 00:47:07,080
Well, I guess everyone
got what they wanted.

1036
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:09,250
- Oh, god, you're so judgmental.
- I'm not judging.

1037
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,260
You know,
I dated a lot of mean guys,

1038
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:15,590
and he's the only one who didn't
actively make me hate myself.

1039
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,300
Yeah.

1040
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:22,830
He just made you want
to kill yourself.

1041
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,200
- I'm sorry.
- Goodbye.

1042
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,840
No. That was not cool.

1043
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,440
I didn't mean it.

1044
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,680
- It's fine.
- No, it's not fine.

1045
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,610
No, really, it's fine.

1046
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,080
I didn't even get that right.

1047
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,680
I fucked up at fucking up.

1048
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,790
- That's good.
- No.

1049
00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:44,290
That's good.

1050
00:47:44,290 --> 00:47:47,730
I am positive that if you
get another shot at it,

1051
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:51,060
you're gonna nail it.

1052
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,260
Just dead on impact.

1053
00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:54,970
I'm assuming you jump
from something.

1054
00:47:54,970 --> 00:47:56,830
That's very mean.

1055
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,800
Seriously,
I believe in you in that.

1056
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,040
Thank you.

1057
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,770
Did you really want to do it?

1058
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,640
For real?

1059
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:08,310
That was the plan. For real.

1060
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,580
I bought those pills
off some sketchy dude downtown.

1061
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:15,450
Mort Stevens. -Yeah, I
don't think he was mort.

1062
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,520
How do you know? Could have
been... anybody could be a mort.

1063
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,560
That's racist.

1064
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,330
Touché.

1065
00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:26,460
Anyway, I had those pills,
and I kept chickening out,

1066
00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:31,170
so I decided that I would come
to the banquet.

1067
00:48:31,170 --> 00:48:32,670
I knew tonight
was the last night

1068
00:48:32,670 --> 00:48:35,340
that I'd be able to talk to will
before he goes to L.A.

1069
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:39,910
So I snuck in there and I guess
I was hoping

1070
00:48:39,910 --> 00:48:45,580
he was gonna talk me out of it,
but that didn't really happen.

1071
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:49,490
And then you picked me up
at the bar?

1072
00:48:49,490 --> 00:48:50,890
No.

1073
00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:53,220
- Well, I wasn't hitting on you.
- Say that so casually,

1074
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,030
like it's the truth?
That's not the truth.

1075
00:48:55,030 --> 00:48:56,890
- Well, what is the truth?
- You hit on me.

1076
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,600
I did not do anything like that.

1077
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,970
You complimented my bag.
You said, "hey, nice bag."

1078
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:04,400
Well, it was nice,
and I was being nice.

1079
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,740
You wanted to get into my pants.

1080
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:08,710
You were wearing a dress.

1081
00:49:08,710 --> 00:49:10,710
Come on.

1082
00:49:10,710 --> 00:49:13,640
Fine. I was hitting on you.

1083
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:15,680
But you were the one that said
you wanted to take me home.

1084
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,680
Well, yeah, once I realized
who you worked for,

1085
00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:20,120
I thought it'd be
an extra little "fuck you"

1086
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,390
to bang you in will's bed.

1087
00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:26,590
Thank you.

1088
00:49:26,590 --> 00:49:28,630
- Sorry.
- No.

1089
00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:30,260
It's fine.

1090
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:33,230
I'm a terrible person.

1091
00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:36,800
And now the one solid thing
in my life

1092
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,540
has completely abandoned me.

1093
00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:43,240
Will was the one solid thing
in your life?

1094
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:46,810
You know he was gonna
leave Sarah.

1095
00:49:46,810 --> 00:49:47,910
Oh.

1096
00:49:47,910 --> 00:49:49,780
Yeah. I'm that girl.

1097
00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:54,150
I'm that girl.

1098
00:49:54,150 --> 00:49:57,760
Hey, he seduced both of us.

1099
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,290
Yeah.

1100
00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:02,760
Except I only
let him fuck me once.

1101
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,260
Twice if you count the one time
I let him finish in my mouth.

1102
00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,730
Oh!

1103
00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:09,100
I had to. He was my boss.

1104
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,700
Yeah.

1105
00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:16,970
It was a wise business decision.

1106
00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:18,310
You still sleepy?

1107
00:50:18,310 --> 00:50:21,780
I'm the most sleepiest
of all times.

1108
00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:23,950
- Let's go outside.
- No.

1109
00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:25,320
Come on.
Let's get some fresh air.

1110
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,680
There is airs in here.

1111
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,320
You can have
one of your cigarettes.

1112
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,950
By the way, you should switch
to e-cigarettes.

1113
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,620
I've read a bunch of articles
that say it's better for you

1114
00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:33,160
and it looks cool.
Will you forward them to me?

1115
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,330
- Thank you.
- Yeah, no problem.

1116
00:50:34,330 --> 00:50:35,530
Come on. Let's go outside.

1117
00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:38,330
No.

1118
00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:40,930
Come on.

1119
00:50:40,930 --> 00:50:42,570
Okay.

1120
00:50:42,570 --> 00:50:44,000
- Let's go.
- You got it, buster.

1121
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,370
I won't even drag you.

1122
00:50:45,370 --> 00:50:46,900
Thank you,
'cause you hurt me last time.

1123
00:50:46,910 --> 00:50:47,940
I know. I'm sorry about that.

1124
00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:49,340
I felt it... I felt it...

1125
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:52,580
you've been
throwing me around all night.

1126
00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:57,750
Why don't we go
in the pool, huh?

1127
00:50:57,750 --> 00:51:00,350
Fuck no.
It's freezing. Are you crazy?

1128
00:51:00,350 --> 00:51:02,150
What do you mean?
These conditions are perfect.

1129
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,620
Yeah, looks positively balmy.

1130
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:08,490
Ideal.

1131
00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:11,000
- It's too cold.
- I love going in bodies of water

1132
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,330
when you can see
your own breath.

1133
00:51:14,330 --> 00:51:15,700
Do you?

1134
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:18,770
Oh, yeah.

1135
00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:21,940
So, what... what...
you're a bartender, right?

1136
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,710
Yep.

1137
00:51:23,710 --> 00:51:25,410
What's the five-year plan there?

1138
00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:27,710
Oh, my god. What are you?
My guidance counselor?

1139
00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:29,810
No, I just want to know.

1140
00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,220
I don't have a plan.

1141
00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:33,680
I was never very good
at planning.

1142
00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:34,890
What are you good at?

1143
00:51:34,890 --> 00:51:38,790
I don't know, man. Blowjobs.

1144
00:51:38,790 --> 00:51:42,130
Yeah, you're good at those.

1145
00:51:42,130 --> 00:51:46,400
I rest my case.

1146
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,130
You play a nice violin.

1147
00:51:48,130 --> 00:51:50,670
I gave that up in the ninth
grade along with debate club

1148
00:51:50,670 --> 00:51:51,670
and my virginity.

1149
00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:52,900
You write really nicely.

1150
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,410
How would you know that?

1151
00:51:54,410 --> 00:51:56,570
That suicide note really flowed.

1152
00:51:56,580 --> 00:52:00,140
It was mostly bumper
sticker wisdom, you know.

1153
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,480
I have a gift.

1154
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,420
What about you?
What's your plan?

1155
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:09,190
Well, I hope to get
a graduate assistant position

1156
00:52:09,190 --> 00:52:10,620
in a few years,
then maybe move up

1157
00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:12,420
to an assistant coach
on will's staff.

1158
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,830
Then after that hopefully parlay
it into a head coaching gig

1159
00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:19,030
somewhere at a small school
that I can make some noise,

1160
00:52:19,030 --> 00:52:20,260
just like will did.

1161
00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:24,340
Like will, like will, like will.

1162
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:25,600
If you're not careful,
you're gonna waste

1163
00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:27,200
your whole life
on that stupid game.

1164
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,210
It's not stupid.

1165
00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:31,180
Hundreds of players
will tell you

1166
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:33,440
that will is like
a father to them.

1167
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,210
That means something.

1168
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,990
I'm good at cooking.

1169
00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:42,420
That's cool.

1170
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:43,850
Don't patronize me.

1171
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,220
No, I think that's awesome.
You should like...

1172
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:47,460
- don't say it.
- What?

1173
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:49,730
"You should open up
a restaurant."

1174
00:52:49,730 --> 00:52:50,960
That's you.

1175
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,630
Spoton impression of me.

1176
00:52:52,630 --> 00:52:54,200
Right?

1177
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,330
You're good at impressions.

1178
00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:59,640
So what's your specialty?
Jack Nicholson.

1179
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,610
I meant what's your,
like, recipe?

1180
00:53:03,610 --> 00:53:04,910
Are we still talking about this?

1181
00:53:04,910 --> 00:53:07,340
- I'm interested.
- What is<i> your</i> specialty?

1182
00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:10,210
Chinese takeout.
I crush it every time.

1183
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,350
- Good one.
- Come on.

1184
00:53:11,350 --> 00:53:12,420
I'm serious. I want to know.

1185
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:13,620
I watch a lot of cooking shows.

1186
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:16,350
I don't have, like, a specialty.

1187
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,360
I don't make one thing,
you know.

1188
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,420
I just... I can whip up a meal

1189
00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:22,230
with anything
you have in your cupboards.

1190
00:53:22,230 --> 00:53:23,590
That's my jam.

1191
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,800
So you're like a food genie.

1192
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,270
No, but just something

1193
00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:30,900
me and my friends
do every once in awhile.

1194
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,940
Like I'll make the food and
they'll bring the booze 'cause

1195
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:35,340
we're all broke as fuck.

1196
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:37,470
I don't see my friends
that much.

1197
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,940
By the time I get off campus,

1198
00:53:38,950 --> 00:53:41,880
they're either home in their own
bed or wasted drunk,

1199
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,720
and it's like I have
to take care of them.

1200
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,380
Sounds lonely.

1201
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,850
Hmm. Keeps me focused.

1202
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:51,460
Wow.

1203
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,790
You sound exactly like will.

1204
00:53:54,790 --> 00:53:57,730
Well, will always said the key
to success

1205
00:53:57,730 --> 00:53:59,700
is preparation and persistence.

1206
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,870
Yeah, I know.

1207
00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:07,940
I've seen the fucking t-shirts
and the koozies.

1208
00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:09,070
All right.

1209
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,340
I'm cold.

1210
00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:13,240
Let's go inside.

1211
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,310
Okay.

1212
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,020
Can you help me up?

1213
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,680
All right.

1214
00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:22,920
You mother...

1215
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,920
oh! Oh! Oh!

1216
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,260
I'm sorry! I didn't think
it would be this cold!

1217
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:29,460
What a dumb mistake!
I'm so sorry!

1218
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:31,660
- I'm so sorry!
- Oh! Oh, my god!

1219
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:33,160
- Are you okay?!
- Oh, my god!

1220
00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:35,100
- I'm so sorry!
- Oh, my...

1221
00:54:37,070 --> 00:54:39,700
you fucker.

1222
00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:45,680
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1223
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:52,680
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1224
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,350
- You're sorry?
- I'm sorry. It's just...

1225
00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:56,720
I didn't... I didn't know
how to keep you awake.

1226
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,590
Want to keep me awake,
just say "hey!"

1227
00:54:58,590 --> 00:55:01,090
Just say "hey"? I-I-I-I...

1228
00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:02,690
I don't know
if that's like the strongest...

1229
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:03,730
just say "hey!"

1230
00:55:03,730 --> 00:55:06,960
Can you hand me a towel, please?

1231
00:55:10,270 --> 00:55:15,740
Got a pool in the winter,
you want to heat it, you know?

1232
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,080
Why are you breathing so loud?

1233
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,820
I'm not good at being cold.

1234
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:28,590
Come here.

1235
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:36,090
Come on. Open your towel.
We need body heat.

1236
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,860
Okay. Yeah.

1237
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,870
Okay.

1238
00:55:58,450 --> 00:56:02,290
Why are you hard?

1239
00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:03,450
I'm

1240
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:06,290
oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1241
00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:09,130
No, no.

1242
00:56:09,130 --> 00:56:10,730
No.

1243
00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:13,560
Tough moment to read, you know?

1244
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:15,830
Don't follow me with it.

1245
00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:53,270
What are you doing?

1246
00:56:53,270 --> 00:56:55,470
I'm just whipping something up.

1247
00:56:55,470 --> 00:56:57,740
I'm hungry.

1248
00:56:57,740 --> 00:56:59,710
Yeah?

1249
00:56:59,710 --> 00:57:03,150
What are you making
with milk and sriracha sauce?

1250
00:57:03,150 --> 00:57:04,350
Don't sound so disgusted.

1251
00:57:04,350 --> 00:57:06,650
This is a thing that I make.
God.

1252
00:57:06,650 --> 00:57:08,050
Okay, you're making a lot of it.

1253
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,850
Well, I'm making enough
for when Peter gets here.

1254
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:13,690
How do you know
Peter's showing up?

1255
00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:15,260
Okay, he just wants to
talk to you.

1256
00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:18,660
Yeah, just a sweet, little
convo between two friends.

1257
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:20,060
What? Do you think
he's gonna threaten you?

1258
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,000
I am sure they're going
to intimidate me, yeah.

1259
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,440
They'll try, at least.
You can handle that, right?

1260
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,870
You're tough.

1261
00:57:25,870 --> 00:57:29,070
Okay. Listen.
This is how it's gonna go down.

1262
00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:30,810
Peter's gonna show up
with a blank check

1263
00:57:30,810 --> 00:57:33,980
to find out how much
it costs to keep my mouth shut.

1264
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:35,350
Yeah right.

1265
00:57:35,350 --> 00:57:36,380
Just wait and see.

1266
00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:39,120
You'll... okay.

1267
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,850
Sounds crazy.

1268
00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:43,020
Hey, hey!

1269
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:44,150
- Oh!
- Sorry.

1270
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,660
These are for the dish.

1271
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:50,060
I need that back,
actually, so can I have that?

1272
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:52,760
- How much would it cost?
- How much would it cost to what?

1273
00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:58,440
How much would it cost
for you not to say anything?

1274
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,810
Well, I've never had more than
$1,000 in my bank account,

1275
00:58:02,810 --> 00:58:04,680
so most days
you can get me pretty cheap.

1276
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,010
- But not today.
- No.

1277
00:58:07,010 --> 00:58:09,610
Not today.

1278
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:12,780
Hell hath no fury
and the scorn of the woman.

1279
00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:14,750
Scorn of women. I think... yeah,

1280
00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:16,590
that's how that goes.
You know what I mean.

1281
00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:18,520
Let's just play this out
for a second, okay?

1282
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,820
You go to the press.

1283
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,490
They rake will over the coals.

1284
00:58:21,490 --> 00:58:22,930
They crucify him.

1285
00:58:22,930 --> 00:58:25,600
His wife does the whole
"stand by your man" thing

1286
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,260
then will goes back to coaching.

1287
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,230
He wins a couple big games.

1288
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,070
The press looks at it
like a redemption story.

1289
00:58:31,070 --> 00:58:32,700
And then where does that
leave you?

1290
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:34,940
- Bahamas.
- You become a trashy girl

1291
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:36,670
that tried
to break up his marriage.

1292
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,280
Yeah, you're right.
You're absolutely right.

1293
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,550
I mean...

1294
00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:46,880
If it were<i> just</i> an affair.

1295
00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,490
But...

1296
00:58:48,490 --> 00:58:50,750
It's more than that.

1297
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,520
- It's more than that.
- Huh?

1298
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:57,830
It's more than that. What?

1299
00:58:57,830 --> 00:59:01,370
I can't... I can't ruin
your perception of Saint will.

1300
00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:03,670
You love him.

1301
00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:05,070
I don't think this will ruin it

1302
00:59:05,070 --> 00:59:08,970
after what I've been
through tonight.

1303
00:59:08,970 --> 00:59:09,840
Okay.

1304
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,070
Remember when all the...
i can't.

1305
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,110
- I can't do it.
- Just tell me.

1306
00:59:13,110 --> 00:59:15,750
Remember when all those schools
were recruiting Kyle Walker?

1307
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:18,280
Yeah, of course.
Usc, ucla, 'bama,

1308
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,720
Texas, Nebraska, Arizona.
Yeah, shh, shh, shh.

1309
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,220
No one cares.

1310
00:59:21,220 --> 00:59:23,350
Basically all those schools
were jizzing them self

1311
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,460
- to get Kyle Walker.
- Yeah.

1312
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:27,760
And then he went to Allen state?

1313
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,490
He wanted to play for will.

1314
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,160
Have you seen those girls
at usc?

1315
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:35,000
I'm talking like...

1316
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,800
- What is that?
- They're hot.

1317
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,170
Look, when you graduate
high school

1318
00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:40,000
and you're serious
about college football,

1319
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:42,370
you know the value of being
coached by a living legend.

1320
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,610
Kevin, they paid him.

1321
00:59:44,610 --> 00:59:46,040
- Bullshit.
- They paid him.

1322
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,840
- That is bullshit.
- I'm telling you the truth.

1323
00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:49,210
They paid him. I was there.

1324
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:51,010
I went on that trip
with will to Houston.

1325
00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:54,990
He rolls up to Kyle Walker's
house in a brand-new range rover

1326
00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:57,620
and then he takes a cab home?
So what?

1327
00:59:57,620 --> 00:59:59,720
- Doesn't mean anything.
- Okay.

1328
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:01,260
Well, the championship's
on Monday.

1329
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,530
What do you think will happen
if I leak

1330
01:00:03,530 --> 01:00:04,830
that little tidbit to the press?

1331
01:00:04,830 --> 01:00:06,800
The ncaa would do
a thorough investigation

1332
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:11,740
and come up with nothing
because will does not cheat.

1333
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:13,300
At football.

1334
01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:15,240
Well, if they looked into it,
they would find plenty.

1335
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,840
And then his whole staff...
and you...

1336
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,540
would be up shit's creek
without a paddle,

1337
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:20,440
and I don't think the community
would like that very much.

1338
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,780
Look, obviously I've heard
the rumors any time

1339
01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:25,780
a five-star blue-chip recruit

1340
01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:27,480
comes to a small school
like this.

1341
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:30,690
And with all the things
that will has done for Allen,

1342
01:00:30,690 --> 01:00:32,190
there's gonna be chatter,
obviously.

1343
01:00:32,190 --> 01:00:34,060
Hey, hey.
I'm telling you first-hand,

1344
01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:37,460
as a first-hand account,
I'm the source.

1345
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:40,360
Will would never do that.

1346
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,430
Okay, come here. Come on.

1347
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:43,970
We're going on a trip.

1348
01:00:43,970 --> 01:00:46,770
Come on.

1349
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:54,180
Awesome.

1350
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:55,650
I know.

1351
01:00:55,650 --> 01:00:59,050
Kind of overwhelming for such
a famously modest guy, right?

1352
01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:02,490
Wow. This ball was signed
by all the captains

1353
01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:07,320
of the '03 sugar bowl victory.

1354
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,330
Don't forget all of
these beautifully framed posters

1355
01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:11,800
praising will's genius.

1356
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,300
He's a pretty good
football coach.

1357
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:15,730
He's only human.

1358
01:01:15,730 --> 01:01:19,370
This is a narcissistic shrine
that he made

1359
01:01:19,370 --> 01:01:21,540
and gave to himself.

1360
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:23,240
Nobody knows this guy.

1361
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,610
They all think
he's some modest family man.

1362
01:01:26,610 --> 01:01:28,550
Don't you know him?

1363
01:01:28,550 --> 01:01:30,350
Isn't he the real will with you?

1364
01:01:30,350 --> 01:01:34,120
I don't think
anyone really knows anyone.

1365
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,690
Well, I mean, I don't think
that takes away

1366
01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:40,060
from his coaching
accomplishments

1367
01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:42,260
or the fact
that he's changed the culture...

1368
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:46,130
he has created an unattainable
standard for living

1369
01:01:46,130 --> 01:01:47,860
that you try to live up to,

1370
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:50,600
that he doesn't even
try to live up to.

1371
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,940
Well...

1372
01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:56,440
It doesn't seem so bad to try.

1373
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,740
I don't know what to tell you.

1374
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:29,370
Look, I'm just saying you don't
have to put so much pressure

1375
01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:32,310
on yourself, you know?

1376
01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:34,180
You could have a real life
outside this thing.

1377
01:02:34,180 --> 01:02:35,310
Will does.

1378
01:02:35,310 --> 01:02:36,850
I'm perfectly happy
with my life, thank you.

1379
01:02:36,850 --> 01:02:38,480
You told me
you never see your friends.

1380
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,220
And when was the last time
you even had a girlfriend?

1381
01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:42,190
That's none of your business.

1382
01:02:42,190 --> 01:02:44,320
Well, we just had sex, so it's
kind of sort of my business.

1383
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,290
It's really not.

1384
01:02:46,290 --> 01:02:47,090
Oh, my god.

1385
01:02:47,090 --> 01:02:48,660
Why are you getting touchy?

1386
01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:49,690
I'm not getting touchy.

1387
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,430
Have we hit a nerve? Huh?

1388
01:02:51,430 --> 01:02:54,160
Will you please stop kicking me?

1389
01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,600
Was tonight your first time?

1390
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:57,930
You have to tell me if it was.

1391
01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,840
Did it feel like my first time?

1392
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,770
Don't answer that.

1393
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:07,310
Do you even go on dates?

1394
01:03:07,310 --> 01:03:11,080
Are you on Okcupid?
Nerdlove. Com?

1395
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,320
This conversation is over.

1396
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,720
Well, we have to talk
about something.

1397
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,050
Is nerdlove. Com
even a real website?

1398
01:03:15,050 --> 01:03:16,520
If we don't...
I'm falling asleep.

1399
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,420
I'm gonna fall asleep
if you don't tell me.

1400
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,660
Fine. We will go through
my entire relationship history,

1401
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:22,630
but that means that we have
to go through yours, as well.

1402
01:03:22,630 --> 01:03:23,890
That's fine with me.

1403
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:27,660
I just don't think
you can handle it.

1404
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:30,770
Try me.

1405
01:03:33,170 --> 01:03:37,170
He started openly hitting on
other girls in front of me.

1406
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,880
That's terrible. What'd you do?

1407
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:39,980
Break up with him?

1408
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:42,380
- Hell no.
- Why?

1409
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:45,080
Uh, because that's what
he wanted, obviously.

1410
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,750
He wasn't man enough
to break up with me himself,

1411
01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:50,850
so he passive aggressively tried
to get me to break up with him.

1412
01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:52,360
So you just stuck it out?

1413
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,990
Yeah.

1414
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:56,290
I couldn't lose.

1415
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,530
That's good.

1416
01:03:57,530 --> 01:03:59,830
It always important
for a relationship to feel

1417
01:03:59,830 --> 01:04:01,730
like there's a winner
and a loser.

1418
01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:03,970
Well, technically, I won 'cause

1419
01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,640
I got to stay
six months rent-free

1420
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,500
in a dope-ass apartment.

1421
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,070
- Doesn't seem worth it to me.
- Washer/dryer in unit.

1422
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,370
You know what?
Forget I said anything.

1423
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,880
You should have
stayed there forever.

1424
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,140
No.

1425
01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:15,550
Even if you were being abused.

1426
01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,780
I would have said stick it out.

1427
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:21,020
Do that laundry at your leisure.

1428
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:24,550
Yeah. Worth it.

1429
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,060
Now, this is Steve
we're talking about, right?

1430
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:29,030
No, no, no, no.
Steve was the ankle fetish.

1431
01:04:29,030 --> 01:04:30,760
- Steve was the ankle fetish.
- Weirdo.

1432
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,030
- No, this is...
- Brian?

1433
01:04:32,030 --> 01:04:33,130
- Brent.
- Brent.

1434
01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:34,500
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

1435
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,200
No, it's okay.
It's a lot to keep track of.

1436
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,770
What are you implying?

1437
01:04:38,770 --> 01:04:40,040
Nothing.

1438
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,270
You're trying to say
I'm a whore.

1439
01:04:41,270 --> 01:04:42,770
- No, I am not.
- Yes, you are.

1440
01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:44,340
- I would never... no.
- It's fine.

1441
01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,640
I kinda am.

1442
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,080
No, you're not.

1443
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,810
You're being really hard
on yourself.

1444
01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:52,020
I'm not being hard on myself.

1445
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:55,590
It's the men
who have been hard on me.

1446
01:04:55,590 --> 01:04:57,020
In you.

1447
01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,260
- In me, on me.
- Okay.

1448
01:04:58,260 --> 01:04:59,390
- Play me like a drum.
- Stop it.

1449
01:04:59,390 --> 01:05:00,860
You don't want to go on? Okay.

1450
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:02,060
Play you like a drum?

1451
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:03,660
- With their dicks.
- Yeah, I got it.

1452
01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:05,060
Yeah.

1453
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:06,730
I don't like...
i don't want to think about it.

1454
01:05:06,730 --> 01:05:09,100
Sorry.

1455
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:12,440
What's... you know,
how many dudes we talking?

1456
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,700
I don't have a number
off the top of my head.

1457
01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:16,270
There's no final tally?

1458
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,610
I don't tally them every day.
I'm not in jail like...

1459
01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:22,180
What's your number?
I'll give you mine.

1460
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:23,810
I got to think about it.

1461
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:25,350
- Well, me too.
- Okay.

1462
01:05:25,350 --> 01:05:27,220
Let's think.
Let's think together.

1463
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:30,450
Okay.

1464
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,460
- I got a guesstimate.
- Yeah, I need one second.

1465
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:34,220
- Hold on.
- Oh, boy.

1466
01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:38,300
I instantly regret doing this.

1467
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:39,730
Justin.

1468
01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:42,330
What?

1469
01:05:42,330 --> 01:05:43,800
Okay.

1470
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,500
I am ready.

1471
01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:47,770
Okay, you first.

1472
01:05:47,770 --> 01:05:49,570
I'm not going first 'cause
then you'll just...

1473
01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:51,310
you'll hear my number and then
you're gonna change yours.

1474
01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:53,180
- We'll go at the same time.
- Okay, that sounds fair.

1475
01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:54,840
- On the count of three.
- Okay.

1476
01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,310
- Three...
- Wait, wait, wait.

1477
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,650
Does the other girl
in a threesome count?

1478
01:05:57,650 --> 01:06:00,580
What?

1479
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:01,690
Are you having a stroke?

1480
01:06:01,690 --> 01:06:03,020
No, I'm... I'm...

1481
01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:04,250
I'd love to hear
more about that specific...

1482
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:06,660
- just do the countdown.
- Okay.

1483
01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:07,920
Three...

1484
01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:10,190
Two, one.

1485
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,600
- 8.
- 8.

1486
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:13,660
We have the same number.

1487
01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,730
Yeah, crazy.

1488
01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:16,900
- Ha!
- Weird.

1489
01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:19,470
We have the same number.

1490
01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,140
- It's actually 12.
- Yeah, mine's 6.

1491
01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:25,310
Six is respectable.

1492
01:06:25,310 --> 01:06:27,080
No, it's embarrassing.

1493
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,910
You've been with
the right number of people

1494
01:06:28,910 --> 01:06:30,180
for someone your age.

1495
01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:31,510
I've been with like no one.

1496
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,650
Yeah, that is kind
of embarrassing.

1497
01:06:33,650 --> 01:06:35,190
I'm just kidding.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.

1498
01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,890
I wish I could take a lot
of mine back.

1499
01:06:37,890 --> 01:06:39,990
I'd take one back.

1500
01:06:39,990 --> 01:06:41,360
Ouch.

1501
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,230
Me?

1502
01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:45,560
No, actually, not you.

1503
01:06:47,530 --> 01:06:48,530
19.

1504
01:06:48,530 --> 01:06:51,030
- Mine's actually 4 1/2.
- 1/2?

1505
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,470
I didn't finish.

1506
01:06:52,470 --> 01:06:54,900
I think it counts
if you've got your penis in.

1507
01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:56,240
- Oh, I got in.
- It counts.

1508
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,440
That counts as sex.

1509
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,610
Okay, so then it's a solid five.

1510
01:06:59,610 --> 01:07:06,120
I am very honored to be
the fifth notch in your bedpost.

1511
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:10,650
Technically
it's in will's bedpost.

1512
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:11,920
Yeah, I know.

1513
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,020
I know it well.

1514
01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:15,790
Ah. No, no, no, no, no.

1515
01:07:15,790 --> 01:07:17,590
Sorry.

1516
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,230
What did you get
out of that relationship?

1517
01:07:21,230 --> 01:07:25,840
This is gonna sound cheesy.
I don't want to say.

1518
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,340
Will believed in me.

1519
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:31,340
He pushed me to do things.

1520
01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:33,140
And I have a habit of not
following through all the way,

1521
01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:36,050
so that was really good for me.

1522
01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:37,610
He's the one who told me
to take cooking classes.

1523
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,380
I would have never done that
in a million years.

1524
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:41,180
I would have made fun of it

1525
01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:43,090
and then I would have not
followed through

1526
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:44,390
and then I would have wished
that I had.

1527
01:07:44,390 --> 01:07:45,590
Well, he was right on point
with that.

1528
01:07:45,590 --> 01:07:47,390
I want to live
in this casserole.

1529
01:07:47,390 --> 01:07:48,690
- Yeah?
- Seriously.

1530
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,190
I want to pay taxes
to this casserole.

1531
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,330
See?

1532
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,440
No, no, no, no.
What are you doing?

1533
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,910
- I'm cleaning up.
- No.

1534
01:08:04,910 --> 01:08:06,810
We're not cleaning up.
We don't have to clean up.

1535
01:08:06,810 --> 01:08:08,340
It's rude.

1536
01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:13,050
I forbid you from doing
anything responsible forever.

1537
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,520
Oh, my god.
You really don't know how to be.

1538
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:22,390
I don't know
what to do with myself.

1539
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:25,530
Come on.

1540
01:08:25,530 --> 01:08:27,860
Safe.

1541
01:08:32,570 --> 01:08:34,840
Wh... ah.

1542
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,580
Ooh, it's nice out here.

1543
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:51,190
This is really nice.

1544
01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:56,260
What are we doing?

1545
01:08:56,260 --> 01:08:57,690
Will you relax?

1546
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,960
I'm relaxed.
I love... I love being up high.

1547
01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,970
I feel good, I feel good.

1548
01:09:01,970 --> 01:09:05,840
The air is nice and cool
up here.

1549
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,440
What's going on?

1550
01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:10,310
The sun's gonna come up soon.

1551
01:09:10,310 --> 01:09:12,710
Yeah, it tends to do that.

1552
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,710
I survived the night.

1553
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,320
Yes, you did. No thanks to you.

1554
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,920
I could jump off this roof
right now.

1555
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,590
Well, please help me inside
before you do 'cause I-i...

1556
01:09:24,590 --> 01:09:27,160
yeah, no problem.
That'll only take 45 minutes.

1557
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,830
I might change my mind.

1558
01:09:28,830 --> 01:09:32,560
I'm winded, too.

1559
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,800
Thank you.

1560
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,000
I really appreciate it.

1561
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,770
No problem.

1562
01:09:40,770 --> 01:09:43,740
You know, I really thought
I wanted to do it.

1563
01:09:43,740 --> 01:09:46,710
But there was this moment when
I was drifting off

1564
01:09:46,710 --> 01:09:48,240
that I thought...

1565
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:52,050
"No. Oh, shit."

1566
01:09:52,050 --> 01:09:53,680
You know, you did take me here.

1567
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,550
You could have done this
by yourself.

1568
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,350
I f...

1569
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:01,660
I feel like you wanted
to be found someway.

1570
01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:03,630
Yeah, you're probably right.

1571
01:10:06,330 --> 01:10:09,100
You know,
I thought about it once.

1572
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:11,370
I think everybody
thinks about it.

1573
01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:14,340
I did more than think about it.

1574
01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:16,870
Senior year,
I drove my dad's car into a tree

1575
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,740
and told everyone
I fell asleep at the wheel.

1576
01:10:18,740 --> 01:10:20,710
Oh, my god.

1577
01:10:20,710 --> 01:10:22,810
I was going
through a really tough time.

1578
01:10:22,810 --> 01:10:26,250
I wanted to be
valedictorian so bad.

1579
01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:29,350
There was this kid, Steve Kim.

1580
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:30,990
We were like neck-and-neck.

1581
01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:33,660
I beat that motherfucker.

1582
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:37,890
I was the valedictorian
of my high school.

1583
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,700
I gave the speech at graduation.

1584
01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:45,870
I thought for sure
I would feel like...

1585
01:10:45,870 --> 01:10:47,470
Fulfilled or something.

1586
01:10:47,470 --> 01:10:51,210
- Yeah.
- I didn't.

1587
01:10:51,210 --> 01:10:55,810
I felt the same way
I had before.

1588
01:10:55,810 --> 01:11:00,020
That's when I realized
my life would be a series

1589
01:11:00,020 --> 01:11:02,990
of fights with the Steve Kims
of the world.

1590
01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:10,990
And it just seemed daunting
because even if you win,

1591
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,800
it all feels the same.

1592
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,270
I think you're better off
than Steve Kim.

1593
01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:18,200
You saved a life...

1594
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:19,470
Cool khakis.

1595
01:11:19,470 --> 01:11:21,140
He's a partner in instagram.

1596
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,470
Hmm.

1597
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:28,910
Thank you. I like my khakis.

1598
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:37,420
Anyway, I walked away
without a scratch.

1599
01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:39,860
Totaled the car.
Wow. You are so lucky.

1600
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,760
- That is not luck.
- That's luck.

1601
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:45,600
That was a saab. That is
good, ol' Swedish engineering.

1602
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,460
Those things are tanks.

1603
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,930
You trying to sell me
a saab right now?

1604
01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:51,500
No, I just, you know,

1605
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,040
if I could have you
look over here...

1606
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:59,680
Anyway, my dad...

1607
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:05,250
He gave me this
as like something

1608
01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,820
to remember the accident by.

1609
01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:11,220
He has no idea
what I think of every time

1610
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:14,660
I go to look at it.

1611
01:12:55,670 --> 01:12:57,970
Shit.

1612
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:03,240
Sorry.

1613
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,480
Go ahead.

1614
01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:10,950
Hey, Peter.

1615
01:13:10,950 --> 01:13:12,950
Uh, yeah.

1616
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:27,460
Yeah.

1617
01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:56,860
Madeline?

1618
01:13:58,930 --> 01:14:02,170
Hello?

1619
01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:11,310
Hi. Uh, just, um,
just hold on for one second.

1620
01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:21,680
Hey.

1621
01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:22,950
You're not gonna find them.

1622
01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:25,050
Leave me alone.

1623
01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:26,620
You have a phone call.

1624
01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:27,960
I just want to go home.

1625
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:29,490
There's someone
that wants to speak to you.

1626
01:14:29,490 --> 01:14:33,360
I don't want to talk to Peter.

1627
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:35,970
It's not Peter.

1628
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:42,040
What?

1629
01:14:54,820 --> 01:14:57,350
Will?

1630
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:00,760
Come on. Don't tell me that.

1631
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,990
Nope.

1632
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,000
I don't really think
that's appropriate to ask.

1633
01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:20,940
Okay.

1634
01:15:31,050 --> 01:15:33,820
Yeah, right.

1635
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:36,960
And if I'm not here?

1636
01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:43,900
You can try.

1637
01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:06,190
So, they'll be here
in 20 minutes.

1638
01:16:10,730 --> 01:16:14,160
Will wants to see me.

1639
01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:21,140
Then you got what you wanted,
right?

1640
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:28,110
I'm gonna clean up.

1641
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,480
You know, it was Peter
who told him not to talk to me.

1642
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:32,980
Uhhuh.

1643
01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:35,890
Yeah, will had no problem
following through with that.

1644
01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:40,060
Super happy for you.
It's gonna work out great.

1645
01:16:42,290 --> 01:16:44,060
Dick.

1646
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:49,170
Fuck, that wine is good.

1647
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:54,570
Hey, look who's bringing
in the dishes.

1648
01:16:54,570 --> 01:16:56,770
Very responsible.

1649
01:16:56,770 --> 01:16:59,210
- You know what?
- What?

1650
01:16:59,210 --> 01:17:01,440
I'm just making sure
you don't get in trouble, okay?

1651
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,910
Uhhuh. This has nothing
to do with a certain someone

1652
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,280
who happens to be on their way?

1653
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,980
You have a bigger crush on will
than I do.

1654
01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:09,450
I would think
you're more concerned

1655
01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:10,790
about who's showing up.

1656
01:17:10,790 --> 01:17:12,250
You're trying to save his ass
all night.

1657
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,690
I'm the whore?
You're the fucking whore.

1658
01:17:14,690 --> 01:17:17,790
This is about more
than just you and me.

1659
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,960
What is it about? Football?

1660
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:24,000
Is it about your idol,
will Campbell?

1661
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,400
Coach?

1662
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,670
I seriously cannot wrap my head

1663
01:17:28,670 --> 01:17:31,040
around why you still
believe in this guy.

1664
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,940
You don't believe in him
anymore?

1665
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,250
Okay. Let me just explain

1666
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,750
relationships to you.
Oh, I would love this.

1667
01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,120
Because you probably never
had one.

1668
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,720
When you have a relationship
with someone,

1669
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,250
you share things, you go deep,

1670
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:45,120
you have feelings that don't get
washed away so easily!

1671
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,990
And where does Sarah
fall in all this?

1672
01:17:46,990 --> 01:17:50,230
You just proved you have no
idea what you're talking about.

1673
01:17:50,230 --> 01:17:52,530
You know,
she has her own secrets, too.

1674
01:17:52,530 --> 01:17:53,760
She's not perfect.

1675
01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:57,170
Train wreck.

1676
01:17:57,170 --> 01:17:59,070
Excuse me?

1677
01:17:59,070 --> 01:18:03,240
I said
you're a fucking train wreck.

1678
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:04,840
- I'm a fucking train wreck?
- Yeah.

1679
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,580
Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?

1680
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:08,010
You think life has to be this...

1681
01:18:08,010 --> 01:18:09,780
who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?!

1682
01:18:09,780 --> 01:18:10,850
You can say that to me?!
Look at you!

1683
01:18:10,850 --> 01:18:12,250
You're empty inside!

1684
01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:13,820
You haven't lived a day
in your fucking life

1685
01:18:13,820 --> 01:18:15,120
until you met me!

1686
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,720
You used me to get to will.

1687
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,390
And now you're gonna
bring him down with you.

1688
01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:21,160
Yeah, you got me pegged.

1689
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,160
You're so smart.

1690
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,730
I think I do.

1691
01:18:25,730 --> 01:18:27,600
Enlighten me.

1692
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:32,770
You're just
a scared little girl.

1693
01:18:32,770 --> 01:18:35,170
That's it.

1694
01:18:35,170 --> 01:18:36,270
Mmhmm.

1695
01:18:36,270 --> 01:18:39,480
What about a regular
relationship?

1696
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:43,280
It's too boring, right?

1697
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,280
Too mundane.

1698
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,550
Got to cry for help.

1699
01:18:46,550 --> 01:18:48,580
Got to pull some shit
like last night, right?

1700
01:18:48,590 --> 01:18:51,350
Fuck you!

1701
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,290
Let me ask you a question
since you're the better person

1702
01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:57,030
here, right? Mr. morality.
I didn't say that.

1703
01:18:57,030 --> 01:18:59,430
- Let me ask you a question.
- Mm-hmm.

1704
01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:01,430
What would you have done
if I died last night?

1705
01:19:01,430 --> 01:19:03,070
Then you'd be dead.

1706
01:19:03,070 --> 01:19:04,430
You're not listening.

1707
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,440
What would you have done?

1708
01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:10,470
Would you have called 911
finally instead of wasting time

1709
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:13,110
calling Pete,
calling this secret doctor,

1710
01:19:13,110 --> 01:19:15,580
instead of calling someone who
could actually save my life?!

1711
01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:17,410
You're a fucking coward!

1712
01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:19,320
You're a piece of shit!

1713
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:24,350
I bet... I bet if Peter
told you to drive by a hospital

1714
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,960
and open up the door
and let me fucking tumble out,

1715
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,160
you would you have done it!

1716
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,560
And you want to know
why I know that?

1717
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,330
It's because you're a stupid,
little bitch,

1718
01:19:31,330 --> 01:19:33,400
and you would do anything
they tell you to do

1719
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,770
'cause you don't have
a fucking brain of your own!

1720
01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:38,170
Yeah, walk away.

1721
01:19:38,170 --> 01:19:40,340
I'll tell them you said hi.

1722
01:19:49,650 --> 01:19:52,110
Call me a fucking bitch.

1723
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,720
You're a bitch. Fucking bitch.

1724
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:58,150
Mort st... fucking bitch.

1725
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:09,370
Ow!

1726
01:21:20,170 --> 01:21:24,610
So, the bedroom is even cleaner
than we found it.

1727
01:21:24,610 --> 01:21:29,910
There's no sign
of illicit love-making anywhere.

1728
01:21:29,910 --> 01:21:33,180
That's great.

1729
01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:48,030
And you're gonna be a big hero.

1730
01:21:48,030 --> 01:21:51,400
Your career's gonna take off.

1731
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,340
Sky's the limit.

1732
01:21:59,310 --> 01:22:02,480
And you'll get will back.

1733
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,650
Everybody wins.

1734
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:58,100
Maddie.

1735
01:23:04,570 --> 01:23:06,880
Try one of those on.

1736
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:10,150
I don't really, uh,
smoke that much.

1737
01:23:10,150 --> 01:23:11,850
You'll like it.

1738
01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:17,490
Yeah, it's smooth.

1739
01:23:20,990 --> 01:23:23,490
You know, Kevin, you really
do look like a dog's asshole

1740
01:23:23,490 --> 01:23:25,060
right now.

1741
01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:27,560
Yeah, well,
it's been a long night.

1742
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:33,200
Trust me.
It won't go unappreciated.

1743
01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,440
Will and I were talking.

1744
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,210
There might be a spot on
the coaching staff opening up

1745
01:23:37,210 --> 01:23:40,340
that could have your name on it.

1746
01:23:44,180 --> 01:23:45,710
Coaching staff, huh?

1747
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:49,150
Liked the way
you handled yourself.

1748
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:58,930
What's gonna happen to her?

1749
01:23:58,930 --> 01:24:02,260
You look good.

1750
01:24:02,270 --> 01:24:04,170
You don't have to be here.

1751
01:24:04,170 --> 01:24:06,070
I know you don't have time
for my bullshit.

1752
01:24:06,070 --> 01:24:09,200
Maddie, don't. Don't say that.

1753
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:14,380
Shouldn't you be with the team,
your family?

1754
01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:16,750
No.

1755
01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:19,080
I should be right here with you.

1756
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,580
Right.

1757
01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:23,390
- I needed to see you.
- You're only saying this now

1758
01:24:23,390 --> 01:24:24,620
'cause you don't want me to go
to the press.

1759
01:24:24,620 --> 01:24:27,990
That's not true.
You want the truth?

1760
01:24:27,990 --> 01:24:29,060
You want the truth
about how I feel?

1761
01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:30,290
- Yeah.
- I love you.

1762
01:24:30,290 --> 01:24:33,500
I want you back in my life.

1763
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:36,230
I never wanted you
out of my life.

1764
01:24:36,230 --> 01:24:37,770
But it's complicated.

1765
01:24:37,770 --> 01:24:41,070
- It's complicated.
- Yeah, it's complicated.

1766
01:24:41,070 --> 01:24:43,970
You know it is.
It's complicated.

1767
01:24:43,970 --> 01:24:48,540
So I don't know what to do here.

1768
01:24:48,550 --> 01:24:50,710
First thing,
I want to make sure you're okay.

1769
01:24:50,710 --> 01:24:54,020
I'm fine.

1770
01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:56,920
- I don't think you're fine.
- I'm the best I've ever been.

1771
01:24:58,490 --> 01:25:01,060
I love you,
and I have missed you.

1772
01:25:01,060 --> 01:25:03,390
God, I missed you.

1773
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:04,790
You don't miss me.

1774
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:08,760
You miss late-night quickies
and room service.

1775
01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:10,100
Well, yeah.

1776
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:17,070
Come on, maddie.

1777
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:19,580
It's more than that
and you know it.

1778
01:25:22,210 --> 01:25:24,050
Will you look at me?

1779
01:25:24,050 --> 01:25:26,250
What?

1780
01:25:28,150 --> 01:25:29,750
Never mind.

1781
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,420
What?

1782
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:37,890
Did you and Kevin...?

1783
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:39,290
Here in my house?

1784
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:42,100
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1785
01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:44,130
Did he kiss you?

1786
01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:45,670
What? Are you jealous?

1787
01:25:45,670 --> 01:25:48,540
Yeah. I am.

1788
01:25:48,540 --> 01:25:51,540
I'm jealous. How about that.

1789
01:25:51,540 --> 01:25:53,010
- Good.
- Do you like that?

1790
01:25:53,010 --> 01:25:54,240
- I like it a lot.
- Uh-huh.

1791
01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:57,150
- It's different.
- Uh-huh.

1792
01:25:57,150 --> 01:25:59,880
Hey.

1793
01:26:03,650 --> 01:26:05,520
God, maddie,
when I got that call

1794
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,690
and I heard what happened,
I didn't know what to do.

1795
01:26:10,630 --> 01:26:13,460
Hey, I don't want to lose you.

1796
01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:16,030
I don't.
I don't want to lose you.

1797
01:26:16,030 --> 01:26:18,770
I love you.

1798
01:26:19,770 --> 01:26:21,900
Trust me.
I don't like it, either.

1799
01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:24,870
But if he wants to risk
having her around,

1800
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:28,180
what can I do about it?

1801
01:26:35,150 --> 01:26:37,250
Kevin.

1802
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:40,490
Thank you for looking
after maddie last night.

1803
01:26:42,390 --> 01:26:47,030
You all right?

1804
01:26:47,030 --> 01:26:50,670
I know about Kyle Walker.

1805
01:26:50,670 --> 01:26:53,170
Yeah,
he's a good football player.

1806
01:26:53,170 --> 01:26:56,270
How'd you get him to come here?

1807
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:03,880
What do you know?

1808
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:07,520
You know, just the p's.

1809
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:08,580
The p's.

1810
01:27:08,590 --> 01:27:11,620
Persistence, preparation...

1811
01:27:11,620 --> 01:27:12,790
Payoffs.

1812
01:27:12,790 --> 01:27:15,220
Kevin, I wasn't done
talking to you.

1813
01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:16,530
- It's okay, Pete.
- Yeah.

1814
01:27:16,530 --> 01:27:19,360
I was done with you, though.

1815
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:21,100
Okay, Kevin,
you're disappointed in me.

1816
01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:22,730
I get it.

1817
01:27:22,730 --> 01:27:26,130
But everything I've done
is for the sake of this program.

1818
01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,700
And one day if you find yourself

1819
01:27:27,710 --> 01:27:30,010
in a position like mine...
and I think you will...

1820
01:27:30,010 --> 01:27:31,540
you're gonna find out
that making tough decisions

1821
01:27:31,540 --> 01:27:34,110
is a big part of the job.

1822
01:27:34,110 --> 01:27:36,550
Trust me when I tell you,

1823
01:27:36,550 --> 01:27:39,720
these decisions are what got us
where we are today.

1824
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:44,350
But I don't trust you, so...

1825
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:49,420
What are you doing?

1826
01:27:50,460 --> 01:27:53,100
What are you doing?

1827
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:56,270
Kevin, we appreciate you
taking care of her, all right?

1828
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,070
Should have given those to you
hours ago.

1829
01:28:01,070 --> 01:28:02,800
Kevin, listen to me.

1830
01:28:02,810 --> 01:28:04,710
Hey.

1831
01:28:04,710 --> 01:28:06,810
Kevin.

1832
01:28:06,810 --> 01:28:08,910
Think about your future!

1833
01:28:11,850 --> 01:28:14,250
Just needs a little while
to cool down.

1834
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:16,620
How do you know?

1835
01:28:16,620 --> 01:28:18,420
Maddie, you had to get
a good sense of this guy.

1836
01:28:18,420 --> 01:28:21,190
He's upset now,
but he'll come around, right?

1837
01:28:21,190 --> 01:28:25,330
Yeah, will.

1838
01:28:25,330 --> 01:28:28,460
Besides, you can talk anyone
into anything.

1839
01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:33,340
Yeah. It was a nice
fucking mess you got us in.

1840
01:28:33,340 --> 01:28:35,200
I'll go talk to him.

1841
01:28:35,210 --> 01:28:36,440
- Would you?
- Yeah.

1842
01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:38,010
Just tell him to come back
in here.

1843
01:28:38,010 --> 01:28:40,180
Yeah, I'll... I'll just fix it.

1844
01:28:40,180 --> 01:28:42,880
Thank you.

1845
01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:50,690
All right.

1846
01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:03,400
Hey.

1847
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,370
- Hi.
- What are you doing?

1848
01:29:06,370 --> 01:29:09,370
I guess I'm changing
my five-year plan.

1849
01:29:09,370 --> 01:29:11,540
You want a ride?

1850
01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:13,440
What about will?

1851
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:17,050
I hope he wins.

1852
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:24,590
Where to?

1853
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:40,190
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