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- Black Solo Run:
- You can play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and win. You've always wanted
- to be a stage performer and now you're the biggest act out there. Nobody knows
- how you perform your death defying stunts, but everybodies got their theories.
- You have several cults that worship you as the reincarnation of christ and
- you're never at a loss for anything. Seducing and having sex with anyone you
- desire without aquiring a disease is childs play by comparison to your stage
- stuff.
- As the years pass the novelty wears off and the public stops paying attention.
- You retire as an A-list celebrity and dabble in politics, but your major hobby
- is pleasure seeking and experiencing everything the world has to offer. It's
- nice never having to worry about any tragic boating accidents or 3rd world
- kidnappings.
- The shifting premonitions are annoying though, and this months is no exception.
- It's been four days now and the tone is still stuck in your head, the Emergency
- Broadcast System there on the silver screen to let you know that a nuclear
- holocaust is coming. You of course get a months notice, and by the time you hit
- the week mark it occurs to you that this one probably isn't going away unless you
- do something.
- Writing to the newspaper is out, nobody would believe you even with your history.
- Publicly predicting winning lotto numbers causes them to change, same with the
- stock market. You're almost convinced that your anti self fulfilling prophecies
- are a negative when you marvel at your stupidity of just a few moments ago for
- not seeing the possibilities. All you have to do is convince a few high ranking
- officials of some anti predictions...
- A few weeks later you're in a fallout shelter you've aquired with your vast
- wealth. The previous plan didn't work and now you're just waiting for the bombs
- to drop. You haven't even bothered with a TV to listen to updates from the EBS,
- since you know exactly when they'll hit anyway. You muse how you wished you'd had
- more time to try and solve this, since you're sure it's solvable *somehow*. It
- occurs to you that you'll be able to see this outcome a month before now, and
- you a month before that would be able to see you seeing it and so on in a sort of
- weird loop.
- Huh.
- ---
- *Second Iteration*
- You abandon your idea of becoming a performing artist in favor of somebody powerful
- enough to stop the end of the world. Though you can still only see a month into
- the future, so your career as a minor politican is lost to you as experience.
- You're not quite sure how you would go about ruling the world anyway, so you get
- your degree in political science from an Ivy League at great personal cost to
- yourself. You barely blink at the debt, you'll be able to pay it all off with the
- stock market anyway.
- After your incredible career in investing you use your wealth to head straight
- into politics. You get a reputation as a sort of miracle worker and before long
- you're a staple of politics in your country of origin. Plays just seem to work
- out in implausible ways that nobody could predict would happen, except you of
- course. Intelligence agencies take notice of you but by that point you simply
- outwit and assassinate everybody who might come after you.
- Once a leader on the world stage you dominate politics through information.
- The larger countries have already puzzled things out, and the smaller ones wouldn't
- dare stand up to somebody in your weight class. You avoid every assassination
- attempt effortlessly. Coups aren't even something you worry about given how well
- you run things. You tune the entire world into a political system of your design
- and under your control, a modern Bismark to put Bismark to shame.
- Under your leadership humanity finds itself in a new golden age, with advancements
- in technology and art completely unhindered by political mucking about, every time
- you make a catastrophic mistake or even a tiny one a message is sent back to you
- not to do that thing. New developments in nanotech, robotics, automization, AI and
- everything else you could imagine characterize your rule, everybody is wealthy and
- nobody starves.
- Then something wholly strange and implausible comes into your window, a sort of
- not thing that is a thing, all you can see is one minute the world is there and
- the next it's a gelatinous sludge. You ask your advisors and they inform you of
- the concept of gray goo, having seen this folly you realize your mistake.
- Relentless progress has put too much power in too many hands, a month isn't
- enough to solve this, you'll need more time to think about it. You go send a
- message back to yourself before you started in politics.
- You wait.
- ----
- *Third Iteration*
- Studying science to prevent the world from being destroyed by science? You think
- that's a strange conclusion, but it's what the message said and your future self
- would know better. You go to an Ivy League university for a STEM degree and take
- on significant debt to do it. You're not worried though, you can just make it all
- back on the stock market. You weren't quite sure *which* Science you needed to be
- studying, but tech was mentioned so you choose electrical engineering. You read
- about things in the meantime that sound like strange fear mongering to you, but
- you know for a fact that gray goo is real.
- You get really into science fiction, and it's when you read about the concept of
- a brain upload that it hits you: Being a superintelligent AI would solve all
- your problems. You look a month into the future and see that it'll take longer
- than that to do, but you're confident you'll be able to crack it soon enough.
- Reading takes a fraction of the time when you can predict in advance whether
- something was worth reading or not, though you do go back and forth on some books.
- You graduate with your Bachelors and promptly begin your new career in finance.
- After a tour de force in which you become a famous investor you use your vast
- wealth to research brain uploads. It turns out that even with this boost the
- problem is much harder than you thought, but you don't trust anyone else to
- share your research with. Ten years pass and you realize that you need more time.
- Having reflected on your life you realize that you could probably skip out on a
- lot of wasted time by just reading the right books on your own and not bothering
- with college or using the stock market to get out of debt.
- Before sending back a list of books and instructions though, you realize that
- you're strictly more experienced than your younger self and that won't go back
- with you. You devote some time to this whole saving time business and come up with
- some interesting measures you try on yourself before including them in your letter.
- The entire thing comes out to quite a few pages, you hope your younger selves can
- pass it properly...
- ---
- *Fourth Iteration*
- You always thought hypnosis was a myth, but this letter insists that it's real.
- Moreover, that it can be used as a way to predict the outcome of any action you
- might want to take even if you don't actually start taking it, because you can
- use it to intend to take an action and then break yourself out of hypnosis. You
- can even use it to intend to take actions that are impossible, but you'll believe
- yourself capable of doing because of the hypnosis. After reading the right books
- and taking the right steps, you have triggers you can use to make yourself believe
- that you intend to take an action regardless of whether you really do. This is paired
- with instructions to explicitly remember the outcome of that future action so that
- when you wake up you still have the information and can write it down or use it
- to evaluate a descision.
- The message passing network seems more sensible. It describes a protocol to have
- versions of yourself in the future that are generated by the intent to do something
- pass messages to a given version of yourself by specifying the number of hops
- backward and giving a clever error correction code that can easily be applied
- mentally and in writing. Between this and the hypnosis you can instantly get back
- information about what would happen with any action you might consider taking.
- With these together you set out on your quest to upload. The letter mentions that
- the stock market idea was really just a holdover for when you needed a good
- reputation to do politics and the lottery would be more efficient. You're soon
- fabulously wealthy and further grow your wealth with good investments. With money
- handled you become an autodidact, faithfully reading every book on the list set
- out by your future self. Everything is insightful in ways you couldn't believe,
- like it'd been picked out by the worlds best science book critic. It only takes
- a few moments for you to remember that it essentially had been.
- Even with your superpowers of prediction it's still two decades to get the
- necessary tech together. You've of course read about this in detail so you're
- aware of the problem of getting an entity by self modifying that doesn't share
- your values. But you've got a solution to that with your power, you can simply
- predict whether the entity will share your values since you'll experience what
- it's like to be it. You almost have the machine built when you see another problem.
- You try predicting self modifying as the upload, and you get an iteration that
- decides the best thing for humanity would be to turn everybody into things that
- experience maximum pleasure at all times, stripping away variety and the chance
- to do something suboptimal to the cornucopia of ultimate hedonism. It's incredibly
- smart and immediately tries to convince you through the counterfactual of the same.
- Thankfully just this scenario is enough to get you to no longer want to build the
- machine and the frightening AI that's you but not quite you goes with it.
- You'll need to write another letter, since this approach isn't going to work out.
- But what if...
- ----
- *Fifth Iteration*
- It's a book, really. Two hundred plus pages of insights and advice and steps
- for saving humanity combined into a brilliantly written masterpiece. It would
- be of course since you could just predict which parts you'll go back and edit
- later. You devour it greedily, and your faith in following it to the letter
- is rewarded.
- Your ability is less of something you *use* now as much as it is a *sense*,
- something that factors into every descision you make. The book went into how to
- bootstrap a hypnosis trigger to let you pass messages from the future efficiently
- and how to get information from the future about any possible action you'd want
- to take. From there you can program your mind so that you consider things and get
- messages back in a fraction of a second, so that you can know how to accomplish
- a goal almost just by thinking of it and agreeing to pass the message back from
- the future if you don't get a certain result you're looking for. The entire
- process is trained into you now and you don't even fully consider the actual
- information state of the future so much as *feel* whether it's what you're
- looking for or not.
- You can still use your ability the old way though, this is just much faster.
- Apparently the whole upload thing doesn't work out, but that's okay because you
- have a better idea anyway. You task yourself with the goal of writing the shortest
- possible Friendly Artifical Intelligence that shares your values, at any time you
- consider typing a character you ask yourself if for every possible character it
- could be if the shortest possible written FAI includes this character at this
- position in the file. No understanding of any of the principles involved is
- actually required for this method, and with your nigh-unbounded computing power
- you crack the problem fairly easily.
- Before having the FAI upload you, you predict whether or not you'll still have
- your prodigious powers of prediction after upload. Thankfully the answer is yes.
- This happens and with the FAI's assistance you're modified into something that
- is you and not you, the better version of you that you would want to be if you
- already were. After that you collaborate on the obvious things, ending death,
- let alone poverty and resource issues which are childs play in comparison. The
- entire future of humanity will now be defined by the things that humans would
- want for themselves if they knew what you knew.
- The only outstanding question is just how much of a future humanity has. Several
- billion years in the worst case, but there is of course the larger question
- you've been waiting to solve until now, when you have the time and the intelligence
- to try with impunity...
- ----
- *Epilogue*
- What you are now makes your earlier hypnosis tricks look like something that
- 'trite' doesn't begin to describe. Like a single ant trying to build a colony
- might be a more apt description. You no longer have a sense of humor, it's been
- replaced with a deeper appreciation of irony and surprising information. What
- you do have is still substantially amused by the idea that you'd ever been content
- with the petty tricks you'd done as a stage performer, for the one you did now
- in your spare time was beyond belief, was the bedrock on which humanity would
- subsist indefinitely.
- It took longer than you'd anticipated to become Maxwell's Demon, because you
- needed to optimize your powers of prediction to the point where they used created
- less entropy than they sunk. For a long time you were even convinced it was
- impossible and your wise humor finds substantial amusement in that too. The gas
- particles flow through the gap with your permission and the tubes involved are
- massive. Not singular though of course, an array of tubes, all handled by your
- multitasking capabilities. With these and the energy you're storing even if
- disaster strikes the projected damage is minimal. In the absolute worst case
- scenario you might be lost and humanity's children would fade away with you.
- After holding out for years measured with many more places than their ancestors
- had dreamed of in the best case scenarios.
- It wouldn't be a *fitting* end, oh who could say such a thing!
- But you could live with it.
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