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 ==Phrick Inc.==

                    Volume One, Issue 7, Phile 3 of 10

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The following was written shortly after my time-out...

                       \/\The Conscience of a Skid/\/

                                      by

                               +++The Master+++

                          Written on January 8, 1986
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Another one got caught today, it's all over discord.  "Teenager
Arrested in DDOS Scandal", "12 Year Old Banned for asking, "how do I hackz facebookz"...
        Damn skids.  They're all alike.

But did you, in your OSI model and early 2000's boomerbrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the skid?  Did you ever wonder what
made him DDOS, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
        I am a skid, enter my world...

        Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, though I'm homeschooled, this crap they teach us bores me...
        Damn autist.  They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school.  I've listened to mom explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction.  I understand it.  "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work.  I want my tendies first..."
        Damn skid.  Probably ignored it.  They're all alike.

I made a discovery today.  I found a computer.  Wait a second, this is
cool.  It does what I want it to.  If it makes a mistake, it's because of what I downloaded from HackForums.
  Not because it doesn't like me...
                Or feels annoyed by me...
                Or thinks I'm rarted...
                Or doesn't like modding and shouldn't be here...
        Damn skid.  All he does is play roblox.  They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
moms phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, a HTML is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day life is sought... a discord is
found.
        "This is it... this is where I belong..."
        I know everyone here dumb's me... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
        Damn kid.  Using up all the bandwidth for anime tiddies again.  They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
home so now we can't google... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through had monero miners and RAT's.  We've been dominated by normies, or
ignored by the chads.  The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like a low bandwidth LOIC.

This is our forum now... the world of the emoji and the ping, the
beauty of the beaned.  We make use of a server already existing without
caring about spam pings and stupid questions,
and you call us skids.  We download toolz... and you call us rarted.  We seek
after instagram hackz... and you call us dumb.  We exist without common-sense,
without experience, without maturity... and you call us jimmy.
You build ctf's, you build wiki's, you ban, kick, and chill us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the skids.

Yes, I am a skid.  My rart is that of laziness.  My rart is
that of judging people by their HackForums rank, not their GitHub history.
My rart is that of hecking you, something that you will never forgive me
for.

I am a skid, and this is my manifesto.  You may ban this kid,
but you can't ban us all... after all, we're all alike.