I was having a dream
I fucked your mum so hard I made her scream
she loved taking all my cream
said I go down like a machine

Oh, yea ben
You look like a hen
Fucked me so hard, I squirted like a pen

She woke up in the morning so sore
Cause I went in raw
Told her she was a good whore
She came quicker than 1234

Saw Ashley the next day
Munching on so much fucken hay
Eating out a girl, like she was gay
Though she liked to finger girls any way

It was a bit sticky
she wanted a quickie
Some slut gave her a hickey

The doc said “you have stage 4 cancer”
I said “doc have you got the answer?”
Hey said “yeah man, it’s called anticancer
And if it doesn’t work, I’m a qualified necromancer”

I’m black
I’ve got a six pack
I fucked your mums rack
Nearly popped my sack
All over her back

She tried to reach for my cock
But she missed and touched my Glock
I put her in a headlock
She could not block
She clawed at me like a hawk
I tied her down till she could no longer squawk
Now dead still, floating like a cork






I wound up in jail
They tried to feed me kale
Which made me go pale
Now was the time to bail
I scaled the fence
Though I did not prevail
I let out a wail
as I found myself impaled
On the metal guardrail

I steal all the cars
Now I’m behind bars
I’ll stick my dick in a jar
And try to fuck you to mars

I was out of space
But I did not have to chase
Because you are fucked in the face

I think they missed one in the holocaust
Let’s give it another try,
Though the gas bill was too high
The jews ashes touched the sky
Too bad they’re still polluting the earth
Even after they die
Oh wait the holocaust was a lie

Bitch you can’t steal my flow
When I fucked your mum, I made her glow
When I turned off the lights she said called me a negro
But I didn’t have an afro
So I slapped the bitch
Threw her in a ditch
She called 911
She said that’s a good pun
So I had to go down and fuck her bum

He sat on the chair
I think he said a prayer
I hit him like a bear
Going down on a deer
Ripped off all his hair
Went in bare, with nothing to fear
Except some left over dick hair,
That went into my ear


In 10 years Ill see him at a sweatshop
Or maybe a truckstop
That’s because he’s a crackpot
Who only wears a tank-top
Wants to be an electrician,
Cant even do basic addition
Probably end up as an attraction,
the only one unable to solve a simple fraction
the definition of a faggot
A literal maggot, that came crawling out like
That cum stain, your parents in the fast lane
Wishing that they pulled out
Your birth was like a strike, 3 and then your out
You’re a brussel sprout, for that I have no doubt


You gay boy you pray on your knees
Like you are begging for dick cheese
I hope he does not give you a disease
Was it worth 2 dollars for that meat?
Probably since you beg for it on the street
An alley way, behind the café
On what should have been a school day
You were here doing this roleplay
Shooting loads for everyone like at Mandalay bay
Its your lucky day, it turned into a three-way
A buffet, an all you can eat
You cant get enough of this weirdos sweet treat
Trying to be discreet, they carry you over to a car seat
Don’t bleed on the floor, you filthy whore
They fill my mouth with more and more,
“You haven’t even paid for me”, I say; they reply: “what for”
We own you, your our Labrador, spread out on all fours
 As I remember that day that I gave way and became gay,
Stepping from out the closet was not a good day

My flows are so good, they are on a league above you
Your rhymes don’t do you justice they sound like poo
Bitch you can’t steal my flow
That’s something a shoplifter would do
You should act your age
I’m surprised your mother let you out of the cage
Since you sound like you rage,
Maybe you need to calm down with a drink or two,
Too bad they don’t serve drinks at the zoo
I hope you like Juvy, you fucking Jew

Your mum is good in bed
I heard She gives real good head
I let her go red in the face
Such a disgrace
She stole all the lube
Rubbed it all on her boob
So I Went in raw
Even though she’s a whore
Made her bleed
Like I was a vampire
Lucky she was free to hire
But I Hope I don’t get a STD
Cause I just peed,
Filled her up like at the end of a drought
Then pulled out like a dropout
Fuck A knock at the door
Oh shit im done for
In came ben looking so sore
That I had turned his mum into my whore



Her name was tykesha
I said it was nice to meet ya
Too back she was black
Cause she had a nice rack
I woulda hit that from the back
Filled her with my special sack,
Though without a pact
 she woulda bit my dick off
Like an ape...
or someone who was being raped
she Would still came though, the filthy hoe
It’s okay though, she’s used to that
She enjoys being Filled up like a camel-back



I hate these mumble rappers
They go da da da di
Catch me in a Maserati
Or a fucken Bugatti
That I don’t own
I just rent to be somebody



Hell naw I don’t smoke,
But you know id be sipping that lean
I met a bad bitch named Kristine
I give her this dick, she said its long like a limozine
I don’t need a wallet, id be walking round with 20 thousand in my jean
I have so much money they call me mr bean

You think your buff
Tryin to act all tough
Your just a goose
Jacked up on all that juice
I think You got a screw loose

You go to the gym all day
To check out guys, that’s gay
But I wont stand in your way

How did you get so thick?
Was it from taking all that dick
Im sorry for being a prick
But you cant have a lick of my stick

Just don’t come for my cock
Or you’ll get my Glock
Impossible to miss a shot
Since you weigh a lot

I went to the bar for a drink
I needed to pee so I went in the sink
A girl came over and was staring at my pants
I think I got her in a trance
I told her to leave me alone
Unless she was gonna give me dome
She agreed to the deed, so I led her to my room
Shut the door and pushed her in with a broom
Fuck she passed out on the floor
But I had come too far to not get more
What else had I gotten her up here for
Spread her out on all fours, and went into her
Like a terriyah (dog) looking for a treat
Nearly passed out when I smelt her meat
Flaps Looking like roast beef
So I better be brief
Tossed her out like a cum stained mat
A new house for a rat, or maybe a cat
But its not my problem now
What happens to that fat cow

I came in your mums hole and made her overflow
I told her its everyday bro
She tried to say no
But I wouldn’t let go
Held her in place and fucked her to space
Took my dick and shoved it in her face
But the bitch tried to bite my cock
So I gave her a new treat
Something she could really eat
In her mouth I placed my glock
That would teach the bitch for not sucking my cock
She went still as a rock, then bit the fucker off
She grinned up at me, now how was I supposed to pee?
 I hope you like blood you filthy whore
Banged her head against the door
Until she could see no more
I could feel nothing but Burning pain
I hope she felt the same
But my dick longed for more
So I climbed the fucking whore
Grabbed my dick and shoved it in her with a stick
My ditch stitched on like this was some sort of puppet trick
but it still felt good, like shooting blacks in the hood
My phone in my pocket made the room glow
Oh shit heres another negro
I wish we were back in 1983
Where I could cut the bitch up like a tree
Fuck it I’d rather be in jail
Then let this gorilla walk around like a female
Unlocked the balcony with a key
Threw her off then took a pee
But this was to no prevail
The bitch I had thrown onto the guardrail…
Still had my dick wrapped in her like mail
I guess im no longer male











Niggas trying to copy my flow
I guess that’s what happens when your a winner
I can eat all you bitches for dinner
Finna kill these hoes
As I murder these flows


Dont come at me one at a time
don’t worry there is no line
I’ll cook you up the best rhyme
you don’t even need to pay a dime
Im at the top of my game
All you bitches are lame
But I get that im unbeatable though
I guess that’s why you try to copy my flow


Mumble rappers are the worst
I want to put them in a hearse
That’s where they belong
Not writing shit songs
That take no skill
All while they’re taking pills
No wonder they have no brain
If I had to listen to that shit id go insane
Fuck Lil Pump worse than Trump
Fuck Gucci Gang, sounds like shit
For that Lil Pump needs to be hit
by Chris Brown, he’ll put him down
goodbye pump, fucking clown



These rhymes are on another level ay
Im so above you, your in march im in may
Fucked you all the way to Saturday
Fuck it, im letting loose
Like your jeans when you saw that moose
Nearly got castrated you silly goose
I deduced that: You need to go
You aint special, aint got no flow
Fake ass rollie, Stop tryna flex bro
You are a stupid ass kid and it shows
What else would you like to know?




Your favourite colour Is probably pink
Your mum on my dick yea, is that your kink?
Filled her up like the kitchen sink
It felt so good when i made her bleed
Came in her so much it felt like I Peed
Your father opened the door
And screamed ‘what the fuck you fucking whore’
But he could not stop looking, he wanted more
Cuck sat in the corner,
mum riding like she was on tour
the slut called me daddy
That made him mad, see, he hit the bitch
Threw her in a ditch
When his tyres crushed her, he didn’t even twitch



Yea im in my zone
You try to copy me?
Are you my clone
You better Kneel at my throne
Let me step on your collarbone
But I better not get dirt on my feet
Or I’ll be the last person you meet
Ill squish you like a bug
Or maybe a slug
Try to creep across the floor
Ill hit you with the door
Until you are no more



Threw you in the boot
The new prostitute
I tell you its okay I just want to root
But im biting on that forbidden fruit
Yea the apple, but I aint want no snake
That was my biggest mistake
Fk a handshake, she wanted me dead
Never even made it to the bed






Ashley has a droopy eye
So I said that this bitch is going to die
And that’s why I made her pussy look a like meat pie
Dripping like sauce
I rode her like a horse
She wanted that anal intercourse
So I fucked her with no remorse
Took my dick like it was the main course
Fuck being a vegan she was eating my meat
Fuck

Saxon took a look
He was a bit shook
So I gave him the right-hook