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  1.  
  2. Visiting The Horsery
  3.  
  4. Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
  5.  
  6. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  7.  
  8. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  9.  
  10. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  11.  
  12. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  13. Player Snapshot
  14. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  15.  
  16. > moon
  17.  
  18. October 3, 2019 - Bill 1
  19.  
  20. Ronald: new moon
  21. Grimace: full moon
  22. Mini-moon: in back, near Ronald
  23.  
  24. Generic Summer Holiday: 2 days
  25. Dependence Day: 11 days
  26. Arrrbor Day: 19 days
  27. Halloween: 28 days
  28. Labór Day: 29 days
  29. Feast of Boris: 46 days
  30. Yuletide: 51 days
  31. Festival of Jarlsberg: 56 days
  32. Valentine's Day: 67 days
  33. St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 74 days
  34. Oyster Egg Day: 81 days
  35. El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 89 days
  36.  
  37.  
  38. Muscle bonus today and tomorrow.
  39.  
  40.  
  41. > status
  42.  
  43. Name: Arbos
  44. Class: Sauceror
  45.  
  46. Lv: 23
  47. HP: 1408 / 1,508
  48. MP: 2691 / 2,702
  49.  
  50. Mus: 864 (336), tnp = 251
  51. Mys: 1,221 (498), tnp = 541
  52. Mox: 864 (360), tnp = 3
  53.  
  54. Advs: 133
  55. Meat: 575,130,379
  56.  
  57. Full: 0 / 15
  58. Drunk: 0 / 20
  59. Spleen: 0 / 15
  60.  
  61.  
  62. > equipment
  63.  
  64. Hat: leather aviator's cap
  65. Weapon: time sword
  66. Off-hand: green LavaCo Lamp™
  67. Shirt: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
  68. Pants: Pantaloons of Hatred
  69. Back: vampyric cloake
  70.  
  71. Acc. 1: fudgecycle
  72. Acc. 2: Uncle Hobo's epic beard
  73. Acc. 3: Treads of Loathing
  74.  
  75. Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (35 lbs)
  76. Item: li'l unicorn costume
  77.  
  78. > skills
  79.  
  80. Uncategorized
  81. - 20/20 Vision
  82. - 5-D Earning Potential
  83. - Abs of Tin
  84. - Alien Source Code
  85. - Ancestral Recall
  86. - Army of Toddlers
  87. - Asbestos Heart
  88. - Astute Angler
  89. - Awesome Balls of Fire
  90. - Beardfreeze
  91. - Belch The Rainbow
  92. - Bend Hell
  93. - Bow-Legged Swagger
  94. - Budget Conscious
  95. - CLEESH
  96. - Calculate the Universe
  97. - Carol of the Bulls
  98. - Carol of the Hells
  99. - Carol of the Thrills
  100. - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
  101. - Chronic Indigestion
  102. - Communism!
  103. - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
  104. - Creepy Lullaby
  105. - Dark Ritual
  106. - Deep Dark Visions
  107. - Dinsey Operations Expert
  108. - Disintegrate
  109. - Drescher's Annoying Noise
  110. - Drinking to Drink
  111. - Eggsplosion
  112. - Eldritch Intellect
  113. - Eternal Flame
  114. - Evoke Eldritch Horror
  115. - Executive Narcolepsy
  116. - Expert Corner-Cutter
  117. - Fashionably Late
  118. - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  119. - Firegate
  120. - Frigidalmatian
  121. - Frost Bite
  122. - Garbage Nova
  123. - Giant Growth
  124. - Gingerbread Mob Hit
  125. - Grease Lightning
  126. - Grease Up
  127. - Healing Salve
  128. - Hypersane
  129. - Implode Universe
  130. - Inappropriate Backrub
  131. - Incredible Self-Esteem
  132. - Intimidating Mien
  133. - Licorice Rope
  134. - Lightning Bolt
  135. - Liver of Steel
  136. - Lunch Break
  137. - Managerial Manipulation
  138. - Marginally Insane
  139. - Master of the Surprising Fist
  140. - Mathematical Precision
  141. - Maximum Chill
  142. - Meteor Lore
  143. - Mudbath
  144. - Natural Born Scrabbler
  145. - Natural Born Skeleton Killer
  146. - Object Quasi-Permanence
  147. - Offensive Joke
  148. - Olfactory Burnout
  149. - Perfect Freeze
  150. - Pinch Ghost
  151. - Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety
  152. - Psychokinetic Hug
  153. - Pyromania
  154. - Quantum Movement
  155. - Rainbow Gravitation
  156. - Raise Backup Dancer
  157. - Rapid Prototyping
  158. - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
  159. - Refusal to Freeze
  160. - Request Sandwich
  161. - Rotten Memories
  162. - Ruthless Efficiency
  163. - Shattering Punch
  164. - Shivering Monkey Technique
  165. - Shrap
  166. - Silent Slam
  167. - Silent Slice
  168. - Silent Squirt
  169. - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  170. - Slimy Shoulders
  171. - Slimy Sinews
  172. - Slimy Synapses
  173. - Sloppy Secrets
  174. - Snokebomb
  175. - Snowclone
  176. - Speluck
  177. - Stack Lumps
  178. - Steely-Eyed Squint
  179. - Summon "Boner Battalion"
  180. - Summon Crimbo Candy
  181. - Sweet Synthesis
  182. - Tattle
  183. - Thrift and Grift
  184. - Tiki Mixology
  185. - Torment Plant
  186. - Toynado
  187. - Transcendent Olfaction
  188. - Unaccompanied Miner
  189. - Unoffendable
  190. - Vent Rage Gland
  191. - Walberg's Dim Bulb
  192. - Wassail
  193.  
  194. Seal Clubber
  195. - Audacity of the Otter
  196. - Batter Up!
  197. - Blood Frenzy
  198. - Blubber Up
  199. - Buoyancy of the Beluga
  200. - Cavalcade of Fury
  201. - Claws of the Walrus
  202. - Clobber
  203. - Club Foot
  204. - Cold Shoulder
  205. - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
  206. - Fortitude of the Muskox
  207. - Furious Wallop
  208. - Get Big
  209. - Harpoon!
  210. - Hibernate
  211. - Hide of the Walrus
  212. - Holiday Weight Gain
  213. - Ire of the Orca
  214. - Iron Palm Technique
  215. - Lunge Smack
  216. - Lunging Thrust-Smack
  217. - Musk of the Moose
  218. - Northern Explosion
  219. - Northern Exposure
  220. - Precision of the Penguin
  221. - Pride of the Puffin
  222. - Pulverize
  223. - Rage of the Reindeer
  224. - Scowl of the Auk
  225. - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  226. - Seething of the Snow Leopard
  227. - Silent Hunter
  228. - Snarl of the Timberwolf
  229. - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
  230. - Thirst of the Weasel
  231. - Thrust-Smack
  232. - Tongue of the Walrus
  233. - Wrath of the Wolverine
  234.  
  235. Turtle Tamer
  236. - Amphibian Sympathy
  237. - Armorcraftiness
  238. - Astral Shell
  239. - Blessing of She-Who-Was
  240. - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
  241. - Blessing of the War Snapper
  242. - Blood Bond
  243. - Butts of Steel
  244. - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
  245. - Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
  246. - Empathy of the Newt
  247. - Gallapagosian Mating Call
  248. - Ghostly Shell
  249. - Headbutt
  250. - Hero of the Half-Shell
  251. - Jingle Bells
  252. - Kneebutt
  253. - Patience of the Tortoise
  254. - Patient Smile
  255. - Pizza Lover
  256. - Quiet Determination
  257. - Reptilian Fortitude
  258. - Shell Up
  259. - Shieldbutt
  260. - Skin of the Leatherback
  261. - Spectral Snapper
  262. - Spiky Shell
  263. - Spirit Boon
  264. - Spirit Snap
  265. - Spirit Vacation
  266. - Stiff Upper Lip
  267. - Summon Leviatuga
  268. - Tao of the Terrapin
  269. - Tenacity of the Snapper
  270. - Testudinal Teachings
  271. - The Long View
  272. - Toss
  273. - Turtle Power
  274. - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
  275.  
  276. Pastamancer
  277. - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  278. - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
  279. - Bind Lasagmbie
  280. - Bind Penne Dreadful
  281. - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
  282. - Bind Spice Ghost
  283. - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
  284. - Bind Vampieroghi
  285. - Bind Vermincelli
  286. - Blood Bucatini
  287. - Bringing Up the Rear
  288. - Candyblast
  289. - Cannelloni Cannon
  290. - Cannelloni Cocoon
  291. - Entangling Noodles
  292. - Fearful Fettucini
  293. - Flavour of Magic
  294. - Inscrutable Gaze
  295. - Lasagna Bandages
  296. - Leash of Linguini
  297. - Manicotti Meditation
  298. - Pastamastery
  299. - Quiet Judgement
  300. - Ravioli Shurikens
  301. - Shield of the Pastalord
  302. - Spaghetti Spear
  303. - Spirit of Ravioli
  304. - Spirit of Rigatoni
  305. - Springy Fusilli
  306. - Stringozzi Serpent
  307. - Stuffed Mortar Shell
  308. - Subtle and Quick to Anger
  309. - Tempuramancy
  310. - Thrall Unit Tactics
  311. - Tolerance of the Kitchen
  312. - Transcendent Al Dente
  313. - Transcendental Noodlecraft
  314. - Utensil Twist
  315. - Weapon of the Pastalord
  316. - Wizard Squint
  317.  
  318. Sauceror
  319. - Advanced Saucecrafting
  320. - Antibiotic Saucesphere
  321. - Blood Bubble
  322. - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  323. - Curse of Marinara
  324. - Curse of Vichyssoise
  325. - Curse of Weaksauce
  326. - Curse of the Thousand Islands
  327. - Deep Saucery
  328. - Diminished Gag Reflex
  329. - Elemental Saucesphere
  330. - Expert Panhandling
  331. - Icy Glare
  332. - Impetuous Sauciness
  333. - Inner Sauce
  334. - Intrinsic Spiciness
  335. - Irrepressible Spunk
  336. - Itchy Curse Finger
  337. - Jalapeño Saucesphere
  338. - Käsesoßesturm
  339. - Love Mixology
  340. - Master Saucier
  341. - Salsaball
  342. - Sauce Contemplation
  343. - Sauce Monocle
  344. - Saucecicle
  345. - Saucegeyser
  346. - Saucemaven
  347. - Saucestorm
  348. - Saucy Salve
  349. - Scarysauce
  350. - Silent Treatment
  351. - Simmer
  352. - Soul Saucery
  353. - Stream of Sauce
  354. - Surge of Icing
  355. - The Way of Sauce
  356. - Wave of Sauce
  357. - Wry Smile
  358.  
  359. Disco Bandit
  360. - Acquire Rhinestones
  361. - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  362. - Adventurer of Leisure
  363. - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
  364. - Blood Blade
  365. - Deft Hands
  366. - Disco Aerobics
  367. - Disco Bravado
  368. - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
  369. - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
  370. - Disco Dance of Doom
  371. - Disco Eye-Poke
  372. - Disco Face Stab
  373. - Disco Fever
  374. - Disco Greed
  375. - Disco Inferno
  376. - Disco Leer
  377. - Disco Nap
  378. - Disco Shank
  379. - Disco Smirk
  380. - Disco State of Mind
  381. - Flashy Dancer
  382. - Frantic Gyrations
  383. - Heart of Polyester
  384. - Knife in the Dark
  385. - Kung Fu Hustler
  386. - Mad Looting Skillz
  387. - Nimble Fingers
  388. - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
  389. - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
  390. - Sensitive Fingers
  391. - Silent Knife
  392. - Smooth Movement
  393. - Stealth Mistletoe
  394. - Suckerpunch
  395. - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
  396. - Tango of Terror
  397. - That's Not a Knife
  398. - Tricky Knifework
  399.  
  400. Accordion Thief
  401. - Accordion Appreciation
  402. - Accordion Bash
  403. - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  404. - Bawdy Refrain
  405. - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
  406. - Bram's Bloody Bagatelle
  407. - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  408. - Cadenza
  409. - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  410. - Chorale of Companionship
  411. - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  412. - Concerto de los Muertos
  413. - Cone of Zydeco
  414. - Crab Claw Technique
  415. - Cringle's Curative Carol
  416. - Dirge of Dreadfulness
  417. - Dissonant Riff
  418. - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
  419. - Elron's Explosive Etude
  420. - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  421. - Five Finger Discount
  422. - Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
  423. - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  424. - Knowing Smile
  425. - Mariachi Memory
  426. - Master Accordion Master Thief
  427. - Moxie of the Mariachi
  428. - Paul's Passionate Pop Song
  429. - Prelude of Precision
  430. - Quiet Desperation
  431. - Sing
  432. - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  433. - Sticky Fingers
  434. - Suspicious Gaze
  435. - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  436. - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  437. - The Moxious Madrigal
  438. - The Ode to Booze
  439. - The Polka of Plenty
  440. - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  441. - The Psalm of Pointiness
  442. - The Sonata of Sneakiness
  443. - Thief Among the Honorable
  444. - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  445.  
  446. Conditional
  447. - Sing Along
  448. - Soul Blaze
  449. - Soul Bubble
  450. - Soul Finger
  451. - Soul Food
  452. - Soul Funk
  453. - Soul Rotation
  454. - Spirit of Bacon Grease
  455. - Spirit of Cayenne
  456. - Spirit of Garlic
  457. - Spirit of Nothing
  458. - Spirit of Peppermint
  459. - Spirit of Wormwood
  460. - Static Shock
  461. - Static Shock
  462.  
  463. Mr. Skills
  464. - Summon Alice's Army Cards
  465. - Summon BRICKOs
  466. - Summon Candy Heart
  467. - Summon Clip Art
  468. - Summon Confiscated Things
  469. - Summon Dice
  470. - Summon Geeky Gifts
  471. - Summon Hilarious Objects
  472. - Summon Love Song
  473. - Summon Party Favor
  474. - Summon Rad Libs
  475. - Summon Resolutions
  476. - Summon Smithsness
  477. - Summon Snowcones
  478. - Summon Stickers
  479. - Summon Sugar Sheets
  480. - Summon Taffy
  481. - Summon Tasteful Items
  482.  
  483. Heavy Rains
  484. - Lightning Bolt
  485.  
  486. Ed
  487. - Mild Curse
  488.  
  489. Gnome Trainer
  490. - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
  491. - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
  492. - Gnomish Hardigness
  493. - Powers of Observatiogn
  494. - Torso Awaregness
  495.  
  496.  
  497. > effects
  498.  
  499. 4 of 4 AT buffs active.
  500. Smooth Movements
  501. ? The Sonata of Sneakiness (2)
  502. Drescher's Annoying Noise (3)
  503. Pride of the Puffin (3)
  504. ? Ode to Booze (8)
  505. ? Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (8)
  506. Starry-Eyed (10)
  507. Having a Ball! (20)
  508. How to Scam Tourists (25)
  509. On the Trail [garbage tourist] (28)
  510. Magically Delicious (40)
  511. Green Peace (50)
  512. familiar.enq (200)
  513. Singer's Faithful Ocelot (1,001)
  514. Leash of Linguini (1,009)
  515. ? Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (1,014)
  516. Spirit of Peppermint (?)
  517.  
  518.  
  519. > modifiers
  520.  
  521. ML: +76
  522. Enc: -10.00%
  523. Init: +100.00%
  524.  
  525. Exp: +17.83
  526. Meat: +442.00%
  527. Item: +111.00%
  528.  
  529.  
  530. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  531.  
  532.  
  533. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  534. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  535. You acquire an item: stuffed astral badger
  536. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  537.  
  538. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  539.  
  540. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  541.  
  542. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  543. You acquire an item: stuffed key
  544.  
  545. Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge
  546. You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion
  547.  
  548. swimming pool screwaround
  549.  
  550. Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool
  551.  
  552. Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool
  553.  
  554. Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool
  555.  
  556. equip pants Travoltan trousers
  557.  
  558. buy 4 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store
  559. You spent 180 Meat
  560. You acquire chewing gum on a string (4)
  561.  
  562. Use 3 chewing gums on strings to retrieve items from the sewer.
  563. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  564. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  565. You acquire an item: worthless trinket
  566.  
  567. add to closet: 1 worthless trinket
  568.  
  569. add to closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
  570.  
  571. add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  572.  
  573. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  574. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  575.  
  576. equip pants Pantaloons of Hatred
  577.  
  578. take from closet: 1 worthless trinket
  579. You acquire an item: worthless trinket
  580.  
  581. take from closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
  582. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  583.  
  584. take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  585. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  586.  
  587. trading 4 worthless items for 4 ten-leaf clovers
  588. You acquire ten-leaf clover (4)
  589.  
  590. Use 4 ten-leaf clover
  591. You acquire disassembled clover (4)
  592.  
  593. Visiting Jackass Plumber
  594.  
  595. use 1 genie bottle
  596. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  597. choice.php?whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes&option=1
  598. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  599.  
  600. use 1 genie bottle
  601. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  602. choice.php?whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes&option=1
  603. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  604.  
  605. use 1 genie bottle
  606. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  607. choice.php?whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes&option=1
  608. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  609.  
  610. use 1 ball-in-a-cup
  611. You gain 28 Enchantedness
  612.  
  613. use 1 Chester's bag of candy
  614. You acquire an item: marzipan skull
  615. You acquire Angry Farmer candy (3)
  616. You acquire an item: Tasty Fun Good rice candy
  617. You acquire an item: Yummy Tummy bean
  618.  
  619. use 1 burrowgrub hive
  620.  
  621. use 1 glass gnoll eye
  622. You acquire an item: breath mint
  623.  
  624. use 1 Trivial Avocations board game
  625. You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: When?
  626. You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
  627. You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
  628.  
  629. use 1 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
  630. You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
  631.  
  632. use 1 warbear soda machine
  633. You acquire an item: Cloaca Cola Polar
  634.  
  635. use 1 warbear breakfast machine
  636. You acquire an item: breakfast mess
  637.  
  638. use 1 festive warbear bank
  639. You gain 100 Meat
  640.  
  641. use 1 Chroner trigger
  642. You acquire an item: Chroner
  643.  
  644. use 1 picky tweezers
  645. You acquire an item: single atom
  646.  
  647. use 1 The Cocktail Shaker
  648. You acquire an item: mimosette
  649.  
  650. use 1 infinite BACON machine
  651. You acquire BACON (100)
  652.  
  653. use 1 cheap toaster
  654. You acquire toast (3)
  655.  
  656. use 1 pump-up high-tops
  657.  
  658. use 1 pump-up high-tops
  659.  
  660. use 1 pump-up high-tops
  661.  
  662. use 1 etched hourglass
  663. You gain 5 Adventures
  664.  
  665. familiar Space Jellyfish (16 lbs)
  666.  
  667. Unequip Stooper
  668.  
  669. equip familiar plastic pumpkin bucket
  670.  
  671. Visiting the Swimmy Little Fishes and Such
  672. Encounter: Approach the Jellyfish
  673. Took choice 1219/1: Harvest Jelly
  674. choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1&pwd
  675. You acquire an item: sea jelly
  676. Took choice 1219/1: unknown
  677. choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1
  678.  
  679. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (35 lbs)
  680.  
  681. cast 1 Communism!
  682. You gain 1 Meat
  683.  
  684. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  685. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  686. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  687. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  688. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  689. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  690.  
  691. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  692. You acquire scrumptious reagent (8)
  693.  
  694. cast 1 Pastamastery
  695. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  696.  
  697. cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy
  698. You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge
  699. You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
  700. You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
  701.  
  702. cast 1 Lunch Break
  703. You acquire an item: sack lunch
  704.  
  705. cast 1 Perfect Freeze
  706. You acquire an item: perfect ice cube
  707.  
  708. cast 1 Acquire Rhinestones
  709. You acquire rhinestone (37)
  710.  
  711. cast 3 Summon Snowcones
  712. You acquire an item: blue snowcone
  713. You acquire an item: orange snowcone
  714. You acquire an item: green snowcone
  715.  
  716. cast 3 Summon Stickers
  717. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
  718. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
  719. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
  720. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
  721. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
  722. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
  723. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
  724. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
  725. You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
  726.  
  727. cast 3 Summon Sugar Sheets
  728. You acquire sugar sheet (3)
  729.  
  730. cast 3 Summon Rad Libs
  731. You acquire Rad Lib (6)
  732.  
  733. cast 3 Summon Smithsness
  734. You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (3)
  735. You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (3)
  736. You acquire handful of Smithereens (3)
  737.  
  738. cast 1 Summon Hilarious Objects
  739. You acquire an item: explosion-flavored chewing gum
  740. You acquire an item: pet rock "Snooty" disguise
  741. You acquire an item: joybuzzer
  742.  
  743. cast 1 Summon Tasteful Items
  744. You acquire an item: blue plasma ball
  745. You acquire an item: flavored foot massage oil
  746. You acquire an item: foam dart
  747. You acquire an item: personal massager
  748. You acquire an item: black-and-blue light
  749.  
  750. cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards
  751. You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards
  752. You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
  753.  
  754. cast 1 Summon Geeky Gifts
  755. You acquire an item: magicberry tablets
  756. You acquire an item: confusing LED clock
  757. You acquire an item: magnetic sculpture kit
  758. You acquire an item: Microplushie: Bropane
  759.  
  760. cast 1 Summon Confiscated Things
  761. You acquire an item: glow-in-the-dark necklace
  762. You acquire an item: confiscated comic book
  763. You acquire an item: LCD game: Garbage River
  764.  
  765. cast 24 Summon BRICKOs
  766. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  767. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  768. You acquire BRICKO brick (2)
  769. You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick
  770. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  771. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  772. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  773. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  774. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  775. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  776. You acquire BRICKO brick (2)
  777. You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick
  778. You acquire BRICKO brick (2)
  779. You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick
  780. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  781. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  782. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  783. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  784. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  785. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  786. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  787. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  788. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  789. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  790. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  791. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  792. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  793. > Validating configuration.
  794. > VMF.FamiliarEquipment: 'ittah bittah hookah' may not be the best item for your Trick-or-Treating Tot; ignoring.
  795. > All is well!
  796.  
  797. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22milk+of+magnesium%22
  798. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22scrumptious+reagent%22
  799. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22glass+of+goat%27s+milk%22
  800. > Giving in to gluttony
  801.  
  802. use 1 milk of magnesium
  803. You acquire an effect: Got Milk (20)
  804.  
  805. eat 1 jumping horseradish
  806. You gain 7 Adventures
  807. You gain 40 Strongness
  808. You gain 25 Wizardliness
  809. You gain 36 Smarm
  810. You gain a Moxie point!
  811. You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50)
  812. You gain 1 Fullness
  813. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  814.  
  815. use 1 Time-Spinner
  816.  
  817. [3995] Time-Spinner
  818. Took choice 1195/2: (secret choice)
  819. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=2&pwd
  820. Took choice 1197/1: Spin and Munch!
  821. choice.php?whichchoice=1197&option=1&foodid=8993&pwd
  822.  
  823. eat 1 jumping horseradish
  824. You gain 8 Adventures
  825. You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  826. You gain 29 Mysteriousness
  827. You gain 41 Roguishness
  828. You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50)
  829. You gain 1 Fullness
  830. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  831.  
  832. use 1 Time-Spinner
  833.  
  834. [3995] Time-Spinner
  835. Took choice 1195/2: (secret choice)
  836. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=2&pwd
  837. Took choice 1197/1: Spin and Munch!
  838. choice.php?whichchoice=1197&option=1&foodid=8993&pwd
  839.  
  840. eat 1 jumping horseradish
  841. You gain 7 Adventures
  842. You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  843. You gain 39 Enchantedness
  844. You gain 40 Sarcasm
  845. You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50)
  846. You gain 1 Fullness
  847. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  848.  
  849. use 1 Time-Spinner
  850.  
  851. [3995] Time-Spinner
  852. Took choice 1195/2: (secret choice)
  853. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=2&pwd
  854. Took choice 1197/1: Spin and Munch!
  855. choice.php?whichchoice=1197&option=1&foodid=8993&pwd
  856.  
  857. eat 1 jumping horseradish
  858. You gain 7 Adventures
  859. You gain 35 Muscleboundness
  860. You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  861. You gain 29 Smarm
  862. You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50)
  863. You gain 1 Fullness
  864. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  865.  
  866. eat 1 jumping horseradish
  867. You gain 8 Adventures
  868. You gain 44 Muscleboundness
  869. You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  870. You gain 49 Sarcasm
  871. You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50)
  872. You gain 1 Fullness
  873. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  874.  
  875. trading 10 FunFunds™ for 5 Dinsey food-cones
  876. You acquire Dinsey food-cone (5)
  877.  
  878. eat 5 Dinsey food-cone
  879. You gain 13 Adventures
  880. You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  881. You gain 21 Magicalness
  882. You gain 33 Chutzpah
  883. You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (30)
  884. You gain 2 Fullness
  885. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
  886. You gain 14 Adventures
  887. You gain 25 Fortitude
  888. You gain 25 Wizardliness
  889. You gain 44 Cheek
  890. You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (30)
  891. You gain 2 Fullness
  892. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
  893. You gain 14 Adventures
  894. You gain 26 Strengthliness
  895. You gain 16 Wizardliness
  896. You gain 26 Roguishness
  897. You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (30)
  898. You gain 2 Fullness
  899. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
  900. You gain 14 Adventures
  901. You gain 33 Strongness
  902. You gain a Muscle point!
  903. You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  904. You gain 26 Smarm
  905. You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (30)
  906. You gain 2 Fullness
  907. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
  908. You gain 12 Adventures
  909. You gain 25 Fortitude
  910. You gain 32 Enchantedness
  911. You gain 33 Sarcasm
  912. You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (30)
  913. You gain 2 Fullness
  914. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
  915.  
  916. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Fog+Murderer%22
  917.  
  918. equip pants Travoltan trousers
  919.  
  920. buy 1 Fog Murderer for 450 each from The Hidden Tavern
  921. You spent 450 Meat
  922. You acquire an item: Fog Murderer
  923. > Reveling in alcoholism
  924.  
  925. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  926. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (15)
  927.  
  928. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1
  929. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=30
  930. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=60
  931. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=90
  932. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=120
  933. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=150
  934. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=180
  935. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=210
  936. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=240
  937. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=270
  938. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=300
  939. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  940. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  941. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  942. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  943. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  944. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  945. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  946. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  947. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  948. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  949. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  950. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  951. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  952. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  953. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  954. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  955. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  956. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  957. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  958. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  959. mall.php?pudnuggler=&category=booze&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&max_price=0&x_cheapest=5&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=1&consumable_tier_5=1&start=312
  960. > distilled fortified wine (3800 cost; 16808 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  961. > pumpkin beer (3400 cost; 17208 expected_profit) is better than distilled fortified wine (16808)
  962. > Go-Wassail (2500 cost; 18108 expected_profit) is better than pumpkin beer (17208)
  963. > iced plum wine (3675 cost; 20680 expected_profit) is better than Go-Wassail (18108)
  964. > reverse Tantalus (1500 cost; 20982 expected_profit) is better than iced plum wine (20680)
  965. > elemental caipiroska (700 cost; 21782 expected_profit) is better than reverse Tantalus (20982)
  966. > black & tan (332 cost; 24023 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  967. > The Cooler Out of Space (7495 cost; 24354 expected_profit) is better than black & tan (24023)
  968. > Vodka Matryoshka (1980 cost; 41110 expected_profit) is better than The Cooler Out of Space (24354)
  969. > Tequiz Navidad (1639 cost; 41451 expected_profit) is better than Vodka Matryoshka (41110)
  970. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Bee%27s+Knees%22
  971. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Sockdollager%22
  972. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Ish+Kabibble%22
  973. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Flivver%22
  974. > flaming mushroom wine (5925 cost; 39039 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  975. > stinky mushroom wine (2420 cost; 42544 expected_profit) is better than flaming mushroom wine (39039)
  976. > pointy mushroom wine (2000 cost; 42964 expected_profit) is better than stinky mushroom wine (42544)
  977. > gloomy mushroom wine (11000 cost; 43331 expected_profit) is better than pointy mushroom wine (42964)
  978. > oily mushroom wine (9000 cost; 45331 expected_profit) is better than gloomy mushroom wine (43331)
  979. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Jeppson%27s+Malort%22
  980. > crystal skeleton vodka (6790 cost; 53162 expected_profit) is better than oily mushroom wine (45331)
  981. > shining goblet (1441 cost; 54764 expected_profit) is better than crystal skeleton vodka (53162)
  982. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Hot+Socks%22
  983. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Phonus+Balonus%22
  984. > perfect cosmopolitan (3170 cost; 66149 expected_profit) is better than shining goblet (54764)
  985. > Divine (1510 cost; 58442 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  986. > Gordon Bennett (1475 cost; 58477 expected_profit) is better than Divine (58442)
  987. > mandarina colada (1463 cost; 58489 expected_profit) is better than Gordon Bennett (58477)
  988. > gimlet (1400 cost; 58552 expected_profit) is better than mandarina colada (58489)
  989. > Ice Island Long Tea (7930 cost; 67010 expected_profit) is better than gimlet (58552)
  990. > hacked gibson (2390 cost; 76297 expected_profit) is better than Ice Island Long Tea (67010)
  991. > mulled berry wine (9779 cost; 65161 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  992. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Sloppy+Jalopy%22
  993. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22ice+stein%22
  994. > ice stein (980 cost; 43984 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  995. > corpse on the beach (14945 cost; 63742 expected_profit) is better than ice stein (43984)
  996. > Psychotic Train wine (1940 cost; 71126 expected_profit) is better than corpse on the beach (63742)
  997. > space wine (4790 cost; 73897 expected_profit) is better than Psychotic Train wine (71126)
  998. > Churchill (2199 cost; 16536 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  999. > extremely slippery nipple (1700 cost; 17035 expected_profit) is better than Churchill (16536)
  1000. > Gnomish sagngria (600 cost; 18135 expected_profit) is better than extremely slippery nipple (17035)
  1001. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22mentholated+wine%22
  1002. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22nothingtini%22
  1003. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22shroomtini%22
  1004. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22soilzerac%22
  1005. > Bloody Nora (2765 cost; 19717 expected_profit) is better than Gnomish sagngria (18135)
  1006. > elemental caipiroska (700 cost; 21782 expected_profit) is better than Bloody Nora (19717)
  1007. > Aye Aye, Captain (1991 cost; 22364 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  1008. > Black Hole (1192 cost; 23163 expected_profit) is better than Aye Aye, Captain (22364)
  1009. > Chakra Libre (1000 cost; 23355 expected_profit) is better than Black Hole (23163)
  1010. > Drunken Neurologist (997 cost; 23358 expected_profit) is better than Chakra Libre (23355)
  1011. > Earth and Firewater (950 cost; 23405 expected_profit) is better than Drunken Neurologist (23358)
  1012. > Extra-slimy Slimosa (600 cost; 23755 expected_profit) is better than Earth and Firewater (23405)
  1013. > Jackhammer (595 cost; 23760 expected_profit) is better than Extra-slimy Slimosa (23755)
  1014. > Slippery Knob (500 cost; 23855 expected_profit) is better than Jackhammer (23760)
  1015. > Aura Libre (2740 cost; 29109 expected_profit) is better than Slippery Knob (23855)
  1016. > Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth (2000 cost; 29849 expected_profit) is better than Aura Libre (29109)
  1017. > Crazymaker (1497 cost; 30352 expected_profit) is better than Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth (29849)
  1018. > Flaming Knob (1200 cost; 30649 expected_profit) is better than Crazymaker (30352)
  1019. > perfect cosmopolitan (3170 cost; 66149 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  1020. > Divine (1510 cost; 58442 expected_profit) is better than none (0)
  1021. > gimlet (1400 cost; 58552 expected_profit) is better than Divine (58442)
  1022. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bottle+of+vodka%22
  1023. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22elemental+sugarcube%22
  1024. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22grapefruit%22
  1025.  
  1026. buy 1 elemental sugarcube for 541 each from shop #1230819 on 20191003
  1027.  
  1028. [3995] Mix 1 bottle of vodka + 1 elemental sugarcube
  1029. You acquire an item: Siberian sunrise
  1030. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of vodka and elemental sugarcube
  1031.  
  1032. [3995] Mix 1 Siberian sunrise + 1 grapefruit
  1033. You acquire an item: elemental caipiroska
  1034. Crafting used 1 each of grapefruit and Siberian sunrise
  1035.  
  1036. drink 1 elemental caipiroska
  1037. You gain 5 Adventures
  1038. You gain 52 Mysteriousness
  1039. You acquire an effect: Magically Delicious (40)
  1040.  
  1041. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22perfect+ice+cube%22
  1042.  
  1043. [3995] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of vodka
  1044. You acquire an item: perfect cosmopolitan
  1045. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of vodka and perfect ice cube
  1046.  
  1047. buy 5 perfect ice cube for 3044 each from shop #688802 on 20191003
  1048.  
  1049. [3995] Mix 5 perfect ice cube + 5 bottle of vodka
  1050. You acquire perfect cosmopolitan (5)
  1051. Crafting used 5 each of bottle of vodka and perfect ice cube
  1052.  
  1053. drink 6 perfect cosmopolitan
  1054. You gain 22 Adventures
  1055. You gain 29 Strengthliness
  1056. You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  1057. You gain 9 Roguishness
  1058. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1059. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1060. You gain 21 Adventures
  1061. You gain 33 Muscleboundness
  1062. You gain 15 Enchantedness
  1063. You gain 7 Sarcasm
  1064. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1065. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1066. You gain 21 Adventures
  1067. You gain 30 Fortitude
  1068. You gain 22 Enchantedness
  1069. You gain 15 Chutzpah
  1070. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1071. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1072. You gain 21 Adventures
  1073. You gain 32 Muscleboundness
  1074. You gain 11 Enchantedness
  1075. You gain 7 Smarm
  1076. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1077. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1078. You gain 22 Adventures
  1079. You gain 27 Fortitude
  1080. You gain 17 Enchantedness
  1081. You gain 12 Roguishness
  1082. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1083. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1084. You gain 22 Adventures
  1085. You gain 35 Strongness
  1086. You gain 16 Enchantedness
  1087. You gain 15 Roguishness
  1088. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1089. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1090.  
  1091. drink 1 Flaming Knob
  1092. You gain 10 Adventures
  1093. You gain 45 Cheek
  1094. You acquire an effect: Gutterminded (15)
  1095. You gain 2 Drunkenness
  1096. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
  1097. > Poisoning your spleen
  1098. > Priming mall prices for 140 'potion' candies
  1099.  
  1100. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22tamarind-flavored+chewing+gum%22
  1101. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22lime-and-chile-flavored+chewing+gum%22
  1102. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22pickle-flavored+chewing+gum%22
  1103. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22jaba%26ntilde%3Bero-flavored+chewing+gum%22
  1104. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Tasty+Fun+Good+rice+candy%22
  1105. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Angry+Farmer+candy%22
  1106. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Yummy+Tummy+bean%22
  1107. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Rock+Pops%22
  1108. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Mr.+Mediocrebar%22
  1109. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Cold+Hots+candy%22
  1110. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Wint-O-Fresh+mint%22
  1111. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Senior+Mints%22
  1112. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22pixellated+candy+heart%22
  1113. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candied+kobold%22
  1114. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22marzipan+skull%22
  1115. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Gummi-Gnauga%22
  1116. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Now+and+Earlier%22
  1117. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Sugar+Cog%22
  1118. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fancy+chocolate%22
  1119. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22sugar-coated+pine+cone%22
  1120. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candy+brain%22
  1121. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22alphabet+gum%22
  1122. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Bit+O%27+Ectoplasm%22
  1123. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Daffy+Taffy%22
  1124. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fancy+but+probably+evil+chocolate%22
  1125. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22orange+and+black+Crimboween+candy%22
  1126. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22white+candy+heart%22
  1127. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22pink+candy+heart%22
  1128. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22orange+candy+heart%22
  1129. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22lavender+candy+heart%22
  1130. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22yellow+candy+heart%22
  1131. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22green+candy+heart%22
  1132. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Steal+This+Candy%22
  1133. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+filthy+lucre%22
  1134. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Angry+Farmer%27s+Wife+Candy%22
  1135. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22vitachoconutriment+capsule%22
  1136. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fruitfilm%22
  1137. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22piece+of+after+eight%22
  1138. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22lump+of+Saccharine+Maple+sap%22
  1139. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22sterno-flavored+Hob-O%22
  1140. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22frostbite-flavored+Hob-O%22
  1141. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fry-oil-flavored+Hob-O%22
  1142. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22garbage-juice-flavored+Hob-O%22
  1143. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22strawberry-flavored+Hob-O%22
  1144. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Everlasting+Deckswabber%22
  1145. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bazookafish+bubble+gum%22
  1146. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Gummi-DNA%22
  1147. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22breath+mint%22
  1148. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22dubious+peppermint%22
  1149. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Elvish+delight%22
  1150. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22children+of+the+candy+corn%22
  1151. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Good+%27n%27+Slimy%22
  1152. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22spooky+sap%22
  1153. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22ribbon+candy%22
  1154. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fancy+chocolate+car%22
  1155. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Piddles%22
  1156. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22BitterSweetTarts%22
  1157. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Polka+Pop%22
  1158. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Crimbo+peppermint+bark%22
  1159. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Crimbo+fudge%22
  1160. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Crimbo+candied+pecan%22
  1161. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+seal-clubbing+club%22
  1162. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+turtle+totem%22
  1163. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+pasta+spoon%22
  1164. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+saucepan%22
  1165. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+disco+ball%22
  1166. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+stolen+accordion%22
  1167. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22delicious+comfit%3F%22
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  1236. > Priming mall prices for 23 'food' candies
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  1260. > Priming mall prices for 55 'other' candies
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  1266. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+cone%22
  1267. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+pinch%22
  1268. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+smidgen%22
  1269. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+skoshe%22
  1270. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+plug%22
  1271. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+pillow%22
  1272. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cotton+candy+bale%22
  1273. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22sugar+sheet%22
  1274. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22sugar+shard%22
  1275. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bag+of+many+confections%22
  1276. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candy+knuckles%22
  1277. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bananagate%22
  1278. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22pearidot%22
  1279. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22tourmalime%22
  1280. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22kumquartz%22
  1281. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22strawberyl%22
  1282. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22peppermint+sprout%22
  1283. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22peppermint+crook%22
  1284. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candy+cane+candygram%22
  1285. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22peppermint+parasol%22
  1286. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22giant+candy+cane%22
  1287. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cane-mail+shirt%22
  1288. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cane-mail+pants%22
  1289. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candycaine+powder%22
  1290. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22licorice+boa%22
  1291. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bananarama+bangle%22
  1292. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22pair+of+pearidot+earrings%22
  1293. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22tourmalime+tourniquet%22
  1294. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22kumquartz+ring%22
  1295. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22strawberyl+necklace%22
  1296. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fudgecule%22
  1297. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22red+gummi+ingot%22
  1298. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22green+gummi+ingot%22
  1299. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22yellow+gummi+ingot%22
  1300. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fudge+spork%22
  1301. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22giant+red+gummi+ingot%22
  1302. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22giant+green+gummi+ingot%22
  1303. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22giant+yellow+gummi+ingot%22
  1304. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candy+knife%22
  1305. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Ultra+Mega+Sour+Ball%22
  1306.  
  1307. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  1308. numberology 69
  1309. You gain 3 Adventures
  1310.  
  1311. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1312.  
  1313. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1314. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1315.  
  1316. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1317. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1318.  
  1319. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Swizzler%22
  1320.  
  1321. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1322.  
  1323. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1324. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1325.  
  1326. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1327. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1328.  
  1329. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1330.  
  1331. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1332. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1333.  
  1334. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1335. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1336.  
  1337. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1338.  
  1339. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1340. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1341.  
  1342. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1343. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1344.  
  1345. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1346.  
  1347. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1348. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1349.  
  1350. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1351. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1352.  
  1353. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1354.  
  1355. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1356. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1357.  
  1358. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1359. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1360.  
  1361. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1362.  
  1363. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1364. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1365.  
  1366. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1367. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1368.  
  1369. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Swizzler%22
  1370.  
  1371. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1372.  
  1373. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1374. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1375.  
  1376. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1377. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1378.  
  1379. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1380.  
  1381. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1382. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1383.  
  1384. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1385. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1386.  
  1387. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1388.  
  1389. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1390. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1391.  
  1392. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1393. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1394.  
  1395. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1396.  
  1397. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1398. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1399.  
  1400. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1401. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1402.  
  1403. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1404.  
  1405. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1406. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1407.  
  1408. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1409. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1410.  
  1411. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1412.  
  1413. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1414. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1415.  
  1416. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1417. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1418.  
  1419. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Swizzler%22
  1420.  
  1421. buy 1 Swizzler for 2425 each from shop #2167408 on 20191003
  1422.  
  1423. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  1424. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  1425.  
  1426. synthesize Milk Studs, Swizzler
  1427. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
  1428. > Acquiring necessary adventuring gear
  1429. custom outfit Meat Drop
  1430.  
  1431. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  1432.  
  1433. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  1434. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  1435. > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today.
  1436. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  1437. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1438. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  1439. > Recommended Monster Level: +645 (now: 76)
  1440. > You have the latest recoveryScript_map_v2.txt. Will not check again today.
  1441. > Restoring MP! Currently at 1213 of 1228 HP, 194 of 2742 MP, current meat: 575080139 ... Target MP = 1371.
  1442.  
  1443. shower hot
  1444. You gain 1,000 Mana Points
  1445.  
  1446. use 3 carbonated soy milk
  1447. You gain 224 Mana Points
  1448.  
  1449. [3995] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1450. Encounter: filthy pirate
  1451. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1452. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  1453. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1454. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1455. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  1456. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  1457. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1458. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1459. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1460. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1461. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1462. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  1463. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1464. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 2226 damage.
  1465. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  1466. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  1467. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1468. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1469. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1470. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  1471. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  1472. You gain 163 Meat
  1473. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  1474. You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
  1475. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  1476. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  1477. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  1478. Paranormal activity reported at The Skeleton Store.
  1479.  
  1480. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  1481. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  1482.  
  1483. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  1484. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  1485. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  1486. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1487. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  1488. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  1489.  
  1490. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  1491.  
  1492. [3996] The Skeleton Store
  1493. Encounter: boneless blobghost
  1494. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1495. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1496. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  1497. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1498. Round 2: boneless blobghost drops 6 attack power.
  1499. Round 2: boneless blobghost drops 6 defense.
  1500. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1501. Round 3: boneless blobghost takes 1118 damage.
  1502. Round 3: boneless blobghost drops 5 attack power.
  1503. Round 3: boneless blobghost drops 4 defense.
  1504. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  1505. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1506. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1507. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  1508. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  1509. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  1510. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  1511. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  1512. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  1513. This combat did not cost a turn
  1514.  
  1515. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  1516.  
  1517. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  1518. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  1519. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1520. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1521. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1522. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1523.  
  1524. [3996] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1525. Encounter: fishy pirate
  1526. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1527. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  1528. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1529. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1530. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  1531. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  1532. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1533. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1534. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1535. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1536. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1537. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  1538. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1539. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1106 damage.
  1540. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1541. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1542. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1543. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1544. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1545. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  1546. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  1547. You gain 266 Meat
  1548. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  1549. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  1550. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  1551. After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness
  1552. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  1553. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1554. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1555. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1556. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1557.  
  1558. [3997] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1559. Encounter: filthy pirate
  1560. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1561. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  1562. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1563. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1564. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  1565. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  1566. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1567. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1568. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1569. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1570. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1571. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1572. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1573. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1120 damage.
  1574. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  1575. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  1576. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1577. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1578. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1579. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1580. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  1581. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  1582. You gain 301 Meat
  1583. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  1584. You acquire an item: big tun
  1585. After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude
  1586. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  1587. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1588. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  1589. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1590. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1591. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1592. > Recommended Monster Level: +655 (now: 56)
  1593.  
  1594. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  1595. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  1596.  
  1597. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  1598. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  1599.  
  1600. [3998] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1601. Encounter: filthy pirate
  1602. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1603. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  1604. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1605. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1606. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  1607. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  1608. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1609. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1610. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1611. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1612. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  1613. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1614. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1615. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1108 damage.
  1616. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1617. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1618. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1619. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1620. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1621. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  1622. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  1623. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  1624. You gain 301 Meat
  1625. You acquire an item: big tun
  1626. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  1627. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  1628. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  1629. Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 16.
  1630. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1631. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1632. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1633. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1634.  
  1635. [3999] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1636. Encounter: funky pirate
  1637. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1638. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1639. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1640. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1641. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  1642. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  1643. You acquire an item: cold mashed potatoes
  1644. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1645. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1646. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1647. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1648. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1649. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  1650. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1651. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1114 damage.
  1652. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  1653. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  1654. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1655. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1656. After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill.
  1657. You acquire an item: FunFunds™
  1658. After Battle: You rush to the site of an imminent meteor strike and catch the meteorite. Hey, it's a chunk of a destroyed cookie planet!
  1659. You acquire an item: meteoreo
  1660. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1661. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  1662. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  1663. You gain 266 Meat
  1664. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  1665. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  1666. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  1667. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1668. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1669. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1670. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1671.  
  1672. [4000] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1673. Encounter: funky pirate
  1674. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1675. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  1676. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1677. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1678. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  1679. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  1680. You acquire an item: old candy wrapper
  1681. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1682. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1683. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1684. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1685. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1686. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1687. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1688. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1110 damage.
  1689. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1690. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1691. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1692. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1693. After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill.
  1694. You acquire an item: FunFunds™
  1695. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1696. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1697. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  1698. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  1699. You gain 261 Meat
  1700. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  1701. You acquire an item: big tun
  1702. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  1703. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  1704. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  1705. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1706. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1707. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1708. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1709.  
  1710. [4001] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1711. Encounter: fishy pirate
  1712. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1713. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1714. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1715. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1716. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  1717. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  1718. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1719. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1720. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1721. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1722. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  1723. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1724. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1725. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 2216 damage.
  1726. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1727. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  1728. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1729. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1730. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  1731. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1732. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  1733. You gain 336 Meat
  1734. After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude
  1735. After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness
  1736. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  1737. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1738. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1739. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1740. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1741.  
  1742. [4002] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1743. Encounter: funky pirate
  1744. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1745. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1746. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1747. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1748. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  1749. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  1750. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1751. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1752. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1753. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1754. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1755. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  1756. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1757. Round 6: funky pirate takes 2232 damage.
  1758. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1759. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1760. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1761. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1762. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  1763. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  1764. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  1765. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  1766. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  1767. You gain 255 Meat
  1768. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  1769. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  1770. After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
  1771. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1772. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1773. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1774. > Recommended Monster Level: +681 (now: 30)
  1775.  
  1776. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  1777. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  1778.  
  1779. [4003] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1780. Encounter: funky pirate
  1781. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1782. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  1783. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1784. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  1785. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1786. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  1787. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  1788. You acquire an item: high-calorie sugar substitute
  1789. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1790. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1791. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1792. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1793. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  1794. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1795. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1796. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1124 damage.
  1797. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  1798. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  1799. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1800. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1801. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  1802. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  1803. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  1804. You gain 255 Meat
  1805. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  1806. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  1807. You acquire an item: big tun
  1808. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  1809. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  1810. After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
  1811. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1812. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1813. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1814. > Recommended Monster Level: +635 (now: 76)
  1815.  
  1816. [4004] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1817. Encounter: filthy pirate
  1818. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1819. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  1820. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1821. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1822. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  1823. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  1824. You acquire an item: pat of butter
  1825. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1826. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1827. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1828. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1829. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1830. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  1831. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1832. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1112 damage.
  1833. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  1834. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1835. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1836. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1837. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  1838. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
  1839. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  1840. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  1841. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  1842. You gain 278 Meat
  1843. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  1844. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  1845. After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
  1846.  
  1847. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  1848. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  1849. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1850. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1851. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1852. > Recommended Monster Level: +508 (now: 76)
  1853.  
  1854. [4005] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1855. Encounter: fishy pirate
  1856. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1857. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  1858. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1859. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1860. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  1861. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  1862. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1863. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1864. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1865. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1866. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1867. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1868. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1869. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 980 damage.
  1870. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1871. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  1872. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1873. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1874. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  1875. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1876. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  1877. You gain 394 Meat
  1878. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  1879. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  1880. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  1881. You gain a Moxie point!
  1882. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1883. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1884. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1885. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  1886.  
  1887. [4006] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1888. Encounter: fishy pirate
  1889. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1890. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1891. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1892. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1893. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  1894. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 30 defense.
  1895. You acquire an item: post-holiday sale coupon
  1896. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1897. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1898. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1899. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1900. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  1901. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  1902. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1903. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1932 damage.
  1904. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1905. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  1906. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1907. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1908. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  1909. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  1910. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  1911. You gain 290 Meat
  1912. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  1913. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  1914. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  1915. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1916. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1917. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1918. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  1919.  
  1920. [4007] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1921. Encounter: funky pirate
  1922. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1923. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1924. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1925. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1926. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  1927. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 defense.
  1928. You acquire an item: dented spoon
  1929. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1930. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1931. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1932. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1933. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1934. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1935. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1936. Round 6: funky pirate takes 976 damage.
  1937. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  1938. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  1939. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1940. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1941. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  1942. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  1943. After Battle: You rush to the location of an imminent meteor strike just in time to see the meteorite collide with an energy drink, knocking out all of the calories. A marketing rep from the beverage company quickly rebrands the bottle and gives it to you as a promotional free sample.
  1944. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  1945. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  1946. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  1947. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  1948. You gain 255 Meat
  1949. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  1950. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  1951. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  1952. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  1953. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  1954. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1955. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1956. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1957. > Recommended Monster Level: +520 (now: 66)
  1958.  
  1959. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  1960. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  1961.  
  1962. [4008] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  1963. Encounter: funky pirate
  1964. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1965. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1966. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  1967. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1968. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  1969. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  1970. You acquire an item: dented spoon
  1971. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1972. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1973. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  1974. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1975. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  1976. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1977. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  1978. Round 6: funky pirate takes 972 damage.
  1979. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  1980. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  1981. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1982. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  1983. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  1984. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  1985. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  1986. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  1987. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  1988. You gain 290 Meat
  1989. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  1990. You acquire an item: big tun
  1991. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  1992. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  1993. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  1994. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  1995. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  1996. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  1997. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  1998.  
  1999. [4009] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2000. Encounter: funky pirate
  2001. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2002. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2003. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2004. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2005. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  2006. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  2007. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2008. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2009. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2010. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2011. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2012. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  2013. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2014. Round 6: funky pirate takes 988 damage.
  2015. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2016. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  2017. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2018. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2019. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  2020. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  2021. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2022. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  2023. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  2024. You gain 336 Meat
  2025. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  2026. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  2027. You acquire an item: big tun
  2028. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  2029. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  2030. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  2031. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2032. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2033. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2034. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  2035.  
  2036. [4010] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2037. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2038. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2039. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2040. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2041. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2042. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  2043. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  2044. You acquire an item: old candy wrapper
  2045. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2046. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2047. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2048. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2049. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2050. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2051. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2052. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1960 damage.
  2053. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2054. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  2055. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2056. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2057. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2058. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  2059. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  2060. You gain 278 Meat
  2061. You acquire an item: big tun
  2062. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  2063. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  2064. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  2065.  
  2066. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  2067. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  2068. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2069. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2070. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2071. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  2072.  
  2073. cast 1 Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety
  2074. You acquire bottle of rum (3)
  2075. You acquire lime (2)
  2076. You acquire an item: grapefruit
  2077.  
  2078. cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
  2079. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  2080.  
  2081. cast 4 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2082. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (40)
  2083.  
  2084. cast 3 Leash of Linguini
  2085. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (30)
  2086.  
  2087. cast 3 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2088. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (45)
  2089.  
  2090. [4011] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2091. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2092. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2093. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  2094. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2095. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2096. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  2097. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  2098. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2099. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2100. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2101. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2102. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2103. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2104. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2105. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 988 damage.
  2106. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2107. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  2108. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2109. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2110. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  2111. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  2112. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2113. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  2114. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  2115. You gain 220 Meat
  2116. You acquire an item: beard incense
  2117. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  2118. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  2119. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  2120. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2121. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2122. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2123. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  2124.  
  2125. [4012] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2126. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2127. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2128. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2129. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2130. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  2131. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2132. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  2133. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  2134. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2135. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2136. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2137. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2138. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2139. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2140. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2141. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 988 damage.
  2142. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2143. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2144. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2145. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2146. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2147. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  2148. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  2149. You gain 324 Meat
  2150. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  2151. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  2152. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  2153. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2154. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2155. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2156. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  2157.  
  2158. [4013] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2159. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2160. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2161. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2162. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2163. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2164. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  2165. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  2166. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2167. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2168. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2169. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2170. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2171. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2172. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2173. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 978 damage.
  2174. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2175. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2176. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2177. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2178. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  2179. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  2180. After Battle: You rush to the location of an imminent meteor strike just in time to see the meteorite collide with an energy drink, knocking out all of the calories. A marketing rep from the beverage company quickly rebrands the bottle and gives it to you as a promotional free sample.
  2181. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  2182. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2183. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  2184. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  2185. You gain 278 Meat
  2186. You acquire an item: big tun
  2187. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  2188. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  2189. After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm
  2190. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2191. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2192. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2193. > Recommended Monster Level: +510 (now: 76)
  2194.  
  2195. [4014] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2196. Encounter: funky pirate
  2197. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2198. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2199. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2200. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2201. Round 3: funky pirate drops 30 attack power.
  2202. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  2203. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2204. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2205. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2206. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2207. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2208. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  2209. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2210. Round 6: funky pirate takes 986 damage.
  2211. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2212. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  2213. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2214. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2215. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2216. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  2217. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  2218. You gain 266 Meat
  2219. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  2220. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  2221. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  2222. You gain a Muscle point!
  2223. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  2224. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  2225.  
  2226. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  2227. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  2228. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2229. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2230. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2231. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2232.  
  2233. cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
  2234. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  2235.  
  2236. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  2237. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  2238.  
  2239. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2240. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  2241.  
  2242. [4015] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2243. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2244. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2245. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2246. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2247. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2248. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  2249. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  2250. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2251. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2252. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2253. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2254. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2255. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2256. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2257. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1150 damage.
  2258. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2259. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2260. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2261. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2262. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  2263. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2264. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2265. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  2266. You gain 324 Meat
  2267. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  2268. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  2269. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  2270. After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
  2271. You acquire an item: Poké-Gro fertilizer
  2272. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2273. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2274. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2275. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2276.  
  2277. [4016] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2278. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2279. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2280. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2281. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2282. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2283. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  2284. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 defense.
  2285. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2286. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2287. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2288. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2289. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2290. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2291. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2292. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 586 damage.
  2293. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2294. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2295. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2296. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2297. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  2298. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
  2299. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2300. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  2301. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  2302. You gain 382 Meat
  2303. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  2304. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  2305. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  2306. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2307. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2308. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2309. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2310.  
  2311. [4017] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2312. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2313. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2314. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2315. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2316. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2317. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  2318. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  2319. You acquire an item: cold mashed potatoes
  2320. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2321. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2322. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2323. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2324. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2325. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2326. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2327. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 580 damage.
  2328. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2329. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2330. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2331. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2332. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  2333. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  2334. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2335. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  2336. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  2337. You gain 301 Meat
  2338. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  2339. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  2340. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  2341. After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
  2342. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2343. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2344. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2345. > Recommended Monster Level: +214 (now: 10)
  2346.  
  2347. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  2348. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  2349.  
  2350. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  2351. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  2352.  
  2353. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  2354. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  2355.  
  2356. [4018] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2357. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2358. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2359. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2360. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2361. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2362. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  2363. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  2364. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2365. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2366. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2367. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2368. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2369. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  2370. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2371. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 596 damage.
  2372. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2373. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2374. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2375. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2376. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2377. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2378. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  2379. You gain 290 Meat
  2380. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  2381. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  2382. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  2383. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  2384. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2385. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2386. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2387. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2388.  
  2389. [4019] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2390. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2391. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2392. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2393. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2394. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2395. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  2396. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  2397. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2398. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2399. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2400. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2401. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2402. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2403. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2404. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 590 damage.
  2405. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2406. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2407. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2408. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2409. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  2410. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  2411. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2412. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  2413. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  2414. You gain 266 Meat
  2415. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  2416. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  2417. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  2418. After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
  2419. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2420. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2421. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2422. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2423.  
  2424. [4020] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2425. Encounter: funky pirate
  2426. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2427. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2428. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2429. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2430. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  2431. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  2432. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2433. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2434. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2435. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2436. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2437. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  2438. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2439. Round 6: funky pirate takes 586 damage.
  2440. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2441. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  2442. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2443. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2444. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2445. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  2446. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  2447. You gain 313 Meat
  2448. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  2449. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  2450. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  2451. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  2452. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2453. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2454. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2455. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2456.  
  2457. [4021] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2458. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2459. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2460. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2461. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2462. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2463. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 attack power.
  2464. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  2465. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2466. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2467. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2468. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2469. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2470. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2471. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2472. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 582 damage.
  2473. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2474. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2475. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2476. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2477. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2478. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  2479. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  2480. You gain 336 Meat
  2481. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  2482. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  2483. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  2484. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2485. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2486. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2487. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2488.  
  2489. [4022] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2490. Encounter: funky pirate
  2491. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2492. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2493. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2494. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2495. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  2496. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  2497. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2498. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2499. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2500. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2501. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2502. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  2503. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2504. Round 6: funky pirate takes 596 damage.
  2505. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2506. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  2507. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2508. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2509. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  2510. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  2511. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2512. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  2513. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  2514. You gain 313 Meat
  2515. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  2516. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  2517. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  2518. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  2519. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  2520. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2521. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  2522. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2523. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2524. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2525. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2526.  
  2527. cast 9 Leash of Linguini
  2528. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (90)
  2529.  
  2530. cast 8 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2531. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (80)
  2532.  
  2533. cast 5 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2534. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (75)
  2535.  
  2536. [4023] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2537. Encounter: funky pirate
  2538. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2539. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2540. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2541. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2542. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  2543. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  2544. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2545. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2546. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2547. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2548. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2549. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  2550. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2551. Round 6: funky pirate takes 586 damage.
  2552. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2553. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  2554. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2555. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2556. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  2557. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
  2558. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  2559. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  2560. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2561. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  2562. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  2563. You gain 290 Meat
  2564. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  2565. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  2566. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  2567. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  2568. After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek
  2569. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2570. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2571. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2572. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2573.  
  2574. [4024] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2575. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2576. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2577. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2578. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2579. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2580. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  2581. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  2582. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2583. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2584. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  2585. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2586. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2587. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2588. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2589. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2590. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 594 damage.
  2591. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2592. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2593. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2594. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2595. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  2596. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2597. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  2598. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  2599. You gain 290 Meat
  2600. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  2601. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  2602. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  2603. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  2604.  
  2605. equip pants Travoltan trousers
  2606.  
  2607. buy 1 fortune cookie for 36 each from The General Store
  2608. You spent 36 Meat
  2609. You acquire an item: fortune cookie
  2610.  
  2611. eat 1 fortune cookie
  2612. You gain 2 Adventures
  2613. You gain 6 Fortitude
  2614. You gain 7 Enchantedness
  2615. You gain 15 Cheek
  2616. You gain 1 Fullness
  2617. Lucky numbers: 172, 10, 189
  2618.  
  2619. equip pants Pantsgiving
  2620.  
  2621. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  2622. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  2623. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2624. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2625. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2626. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2627.  
  2628. [4025] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2629. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2630. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2631. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2632. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2633. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2634. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  2635. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  2636. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2637. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2638. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2639. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2640. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2641. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2642. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2643. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 594 damage.
  2644. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2645. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2646. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2647. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2648. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2649. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  2650. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  2651. You gain 359 Meat
  2652. After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
  2653. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  2654. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  2655.  
  2656. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  2657. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  2658. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2659. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2660. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2661. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2662.  
  2663. [4026] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2664. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2665. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2666. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2667. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2668. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2669. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  2670. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  2671. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2672. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2673. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2674. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2675. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2676. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2677. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2678. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 596 damage.
  2679. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2680. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2681. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2682. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2683. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2684. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  2685. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  2686. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
  2687. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2688. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  2689. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  2690. You gain 290 Meat
  2691. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  2692. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  2693. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  2694. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  2695. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  2696. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2697. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2698. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2699. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2700.  
  2701. [4027] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2702. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2703. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2704. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2705. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2706. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2707. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  2708. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  2709. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2710. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2711. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2712. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2713. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2714. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2715. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2716. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 592 damage.
  2717. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2718. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2719. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2720. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2721. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2722. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  2723. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  2724. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  2725. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  2726. You gain 185 Meat
  2727. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  2728. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  2729. After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
  2730. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2731. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2732. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2733. > Recommended Monster Level: +158 (now: 66)
  2734.  
  2735. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  2736. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  2737.  
  2738. [4028] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2739. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2740. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2741. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2742. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2743. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2744. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  2745. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  2746. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2747. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2748. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2749. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2750. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2751. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2752. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2753. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1176 damage.
  2754. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2755. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2756. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2757. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2758. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  2759. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  2760. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2761. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  2762. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  2763. You gain 336 Meat
  2764. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  2765. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  2766. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  2767. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2768. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2769. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2770. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2771.  
  2772. cast 7 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2773. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (70)
  2774.  
  2775. cast 5 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2776. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (75)
  2777.  
  2778. cast 7 Leash of Linguini
  2779. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (70)
  2780.  
  2781. [4029] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2782. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2783. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2784. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2785. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2786. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2787. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  2788. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  2789. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2790. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2791. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2792. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2793. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2794. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2795. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2796. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 584 damage.
  2797. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2798. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2799. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2800. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2801. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  2802. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2803. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  2804. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  2805. You gain 238 Meat
  2806. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  2807. After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
  2808. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  2809. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  2810. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  2811. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2812. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2813. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2814. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2815.  
  2816. [4030] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2817. Encounter: funky pirate
  2818. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2819. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2820. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2821. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2822. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  2823. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 defense.
  2824. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2825. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2826. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2827. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2828. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  2829. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  2830. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2831. Round 6: funky pirate takes 586 damage.
  2832. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2833. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  2834. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2835. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2836. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2837. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  2838. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  2839. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  2840. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2841. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  2842. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  2843. You gain 278 Meat
  2844. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  2845. After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
  2846. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  2847. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2848. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2849. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2850. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2851.  
  2852. [4031] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2853. Encounter: funky pirate
  2854. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2855. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  2856. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2857. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2858. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  2859. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  2860. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2861. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2862. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2863. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2864. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2865. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  2866. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2867. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1172 damage.
  2868. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2869. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  2870. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2871. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2872. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  2873. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2874. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  2875. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  2876. You gain 290 Meat
  2877. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  2878. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  2879. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  2880. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  2881. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2882. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2883. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2884. > Recommended Monster Level: +148 (now: 76)
  2885.  
  2886. [4032] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2887. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2888. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2889. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2890. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2891. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2892. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  2893. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  2894. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2895. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2896. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2897. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2898. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2899. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2900. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2901. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 594 damage.
  2902. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2903. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  2904. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2905. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2906. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  2907. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  2908. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2909. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  2910. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  2911. You gain 220 Meat
  2912. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  2913. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  2914. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  2915. You gain a Moxie point!
  2916. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2917. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2918. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2919. > Recommended Monster Level: +195 (now: 30)
  2920.  
  2921. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  2922. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  2923.  
  2924. [4033] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2925. Encounter: fishy pirate
  2926. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2927. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2928. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2929. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2930. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  2931. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  2932. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2933. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2934. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2935. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2936. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2937. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2938. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2939. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 592 damage.
  2940. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2941. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2942. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2943. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2944. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  2945. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  2946. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  2947. You gain 348 Meat
  2948. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  2949. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  2950. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  2951. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2952. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2953. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2954. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  2955.  
  2956. [4034] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  2957. Encounter: filthy pirate
  2958. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2959. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2960. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  2961. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  2962. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  2963. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  2964. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2965. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2966. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  2967. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2968. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2969. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2970. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2971. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 600 damage.
  2972. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2973. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  2974. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2975. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  2976. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  2977. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  2978. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  2979. You gain 220 Meat
  2980. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  2981. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  2982. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  2983.  
  2984. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  2985. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  2986. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  2987. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  2988. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  2989. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  2990.  
  2991. cast 8 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2992. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (80)
  2993.  
  2994. cast 5 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2995. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (75)
  2996.  
  2997. cast 8 Leash of Linguini
  2998. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (80)
  2999. > Checking for updates (running CounterChecker ver. 1.6)...
  3000. > Running CounterChecker version: 1.6 (current)
  3001.  
  3002. clan_hobopolis.php?place=2
  3003. > Checking counters now.
  3004. clan_hobopolis.php?place=4&pwd
  3005. clan_hobopolis.php?place=5&pwd
  3006. clan_hobopolis.php?place=7&pwd
  3007. clan_hobopolis.php?place=6&pwd
  3008. clan_hobopolis.php?place=8&pwd
  3009. > 3 vials of scented massage oil are currently selling for 6,250 meat each.
  3010.  
  3011. cast 1 Spirit of Wormwood
  3012. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Wormwood
  3013. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3014. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3015. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 135)
  3016. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  3017.  
  3018. [4035] Cobb's Knob Harem
  3019. Encounter: Hands On
  3020. You acquire scented massage oil (3)
  3021. > If I ate even a fortune cookie I'd burst! Remember to eat a fortune cookie when the tummy is emptier.
  3022.  
  3023. clan_hobopolis.php?place=4&pwd
  3024. clan_hobopolis.php?place=5&pwd
  3025. clan_hobopolis.php?place=7&pwd
  3026. clan_hobopolis.php?place=6&pwd
  3027. clan_hobopolis.php?place=8&pwd
  3028. > A donkey flipbook is currently selling for 28,000 meat .
  3029.  
  3030. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  3031. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  3032. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3033. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3034. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3035. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3036.  
  3037. [4036] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3038. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3039. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3040. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3041. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3042. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3043. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  3044. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  3045. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3046. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3047. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3048. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3049. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3050. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  3051. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3052. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 598 damage.
  3053. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3054. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3055. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3056. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3057. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3058. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  3059. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  3060. You gain 348 Meat
  3061. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  3062. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  3063. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  3064. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  3065. After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
  3066. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3067. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3068. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3069. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3070.  
  3071. [4037] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3072. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  3073. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  3074. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  3075. You acquire an item: bowl of maggots
  3076. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3077. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3078. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3079. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3080.  
  3081. [4037] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3082. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3083. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3084. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3085. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3086. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3087. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  3088. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  3089. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3090. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3091. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3092. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3093. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3094. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3095. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3096. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1158 damage.
  3097. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3098. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  3099. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3100. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3101. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3102. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  3103. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  3104. You gain 336 Meat
  3105. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  3106. You acquire an item: big tun
  3107. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  3108. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  3109. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  3110. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3111. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3112. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3113. > Recommended Monster Level: +169 (now: 56)
  3114.  
  3115. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  3116. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  3117.  
  3118. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3119. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3120.  
  3121. [4038] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3122. Encounter: funky pirate
  3123. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3124. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3125. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3126. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3127. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3128. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  3129. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3130. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3131. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3132. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3133. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3134. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3135. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3136. Round 6: funky pirate takes 592 damage.
  3137. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3138. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  3139. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3140. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3141. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3142. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  3143. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  3144. You gain 255 Meat
  3145. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  3146. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  3147. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  3148. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  3149. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3150. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3151. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3152. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3153.  
  3154. [4039] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3155. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3156. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3157. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  3158. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3159. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3160. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  3161. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  3162. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3163. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3164. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3165. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3166. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3167. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3168. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3169. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 582 damage.
  3170. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  3171. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3172. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3173. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3174. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3175. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  3176. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  3177. You gain 243 Meat
  3178. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  3179. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  3180. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  3181. After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
  3182. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3183. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3184. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3185. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3186.  
  3187. [4040] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3188. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3189. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3190. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3191. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3192. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3193. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  3194. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  3195. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3196. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3197. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  3198. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3199. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3200. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3201. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3202. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3203. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 596 damage.
  3204. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3205. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3206. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3207. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3208. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  3209. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  3210. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3211. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  3212. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  3213. You gain 255 Meat
  3214. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  3215. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  3216. After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
  3217.  
  3218. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  3219. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  3220. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3221. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3222. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3223. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3224.  
  3225. [4041] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3226. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3227. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3228. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  3229. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3230. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3231. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  3232. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  3233. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3234. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3235. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3236. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3237. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3238. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3239. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3240. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 596 damage.
  3241. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3242. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  3243. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3244. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3245. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  3246. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  3247. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3248. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  3249. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  3250. You gain 243 Meat
  3251. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  3252. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  3253. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  3254. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  3255. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  3256. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3257. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3258. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3259. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3260.  
  3261. [4042] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3262. Encounter: funky pirate
  3263. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3264. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3265. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3266. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3267. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3268. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  3269. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3270. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3271. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3272. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3273. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3274. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3275. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3276. Round 6: funky pirate takes 598 damage.
  3277. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3278. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3279. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3280. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3281. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3282. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  3283. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  3284. You gain 290 Meat
  3285. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  3286. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  3287. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  3288. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3289. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3290. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3291. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3292.  
  3293. cast 7 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3294. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (70)
  3295.  
  3296. cast 5 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3297. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (75)
  3298.  
  3299. cast 7 Leash of Linguini
  3300. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (70)
  3301.  
  3302. [4043] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3303. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3304. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3305. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3306. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3307. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3308. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3309. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  3310. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3311. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3312. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3313. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3314. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3315. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3316. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3317. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 580 damage.
  3318. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3319. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3320. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3321. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3322. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3323. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  3324. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  3325. You gain 290 Meat
  3326. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  3327. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  3328. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  3329. After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
  3330. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3331. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3332. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3333. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3334.  
  3335. [4044] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3336. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3337. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3338. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3339. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3340. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3341. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3342. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  3343. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3344. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3345. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3346. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3347. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3348. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3349. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3350. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 598 damage.
  3351. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3352. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  3353. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3354. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3355. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3356. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  3357. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  3358. You gain 266 Meat
  3359. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  3360. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  3361. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  3362. After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness
  3363. Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 17.
  3364.  
  3365. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  3366. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  3367. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3368. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3369. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3370. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3371.  
  3372. [4045] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3373. Encounter: funky pirate
  3374. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3375. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3376. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3377. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3378. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 attack power.
  3379. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  3380. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3381. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3382. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3383. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3384. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  3385. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  3386. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3387. Round 6: funky pirate takes 598 damage.
  3388. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3389. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3390. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3391. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3392. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  3393. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3394. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  3395. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  3396. You gain 255 Meat
  3397. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  3398. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  3399. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  3400. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  3401.  
  3402. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  3403. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  3404. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3405. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  3406. > Recommended Monster Level: +159 (now: 76)
  3407.  
  3408. [4046] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3409. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3410. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3411. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  3412. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3413. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3414. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  3415. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  3416. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3417. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3418. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3419. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3420. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3421. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3422. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3423. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 606 damage.
  3424. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3425. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3426. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3427. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3428. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  3429. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  3430. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3431. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  3432. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  3433. You gain 232 Meat
  3434. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  3435. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  3436. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  3437. Paranormal activity reported at The Smut Orc Logging Camp.
  3438. > MM: Choice 1345: Carefully disassemble the shack for 8 pieces.
  3439. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  3440. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3441. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  3442. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  3443.  
  3444. [4047] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  3445. Encounter: The ghost of Richard Cockingham
  3446. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3447. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3448. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  3449. Round 1: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  3450. Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 147 damage.
  3451. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  3452. Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 147 damage.
  3453. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  3454. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3455. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3456. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  3457. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  3458. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  3459. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  3460. After Battle: You gain 30 Magicalness
  3461. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  3462. This combat did not cost a turn
  3463.  
  3464. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  3465. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3466. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3467. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3468. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3469.  
  3470. [4047] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3471. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3472. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3473. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3474. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3475. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3476. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3477. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  3478. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3479. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3480. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3481. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3482. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3483. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3484. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3485. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1172 damage.
  3486. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3487. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3488. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3489. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3490. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3491. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  3492. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  3493. You gain 243 Meat
  3494. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  3495. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  3496. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  3497. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  3498. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3499. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3500. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3501. > Recommended Monster Level: +205 (now: 20)
  3502.  
  3503. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3504. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  3505.  
  3506. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3507. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3508.  
  3509. [4048] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3510. Encounter: funky pirate
  3511. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3512. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  3513. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3514. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3515. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 attack power.
  3516. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  3517. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3518. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3519. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3520. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3521. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3522. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3523. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3524. Round 6: funky pirate takes 582 damage.
  3525. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3526. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  3527. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3528. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3529. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3530. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3531. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  3532. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  3533. You gain 243 Meat
  3534. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  3535. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  3536. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  3537. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  3538. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3539. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3540. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3541. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3542.  
  3543. cast 4 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3544. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (40)
  3545.  
  3546. cast 3 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3547. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (45)
  3548.  
  3549. cast 4 Leash of Linguini
  3550. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (40)
  3551.  
  3552. [4049] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3553. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3554. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3555. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3556. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3557. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3558. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3559. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  3560. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3561. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3562. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3563. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3564. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3565. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3566. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3567. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1144 damage.
  3568. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  3569. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  3570. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3571. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3572. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3573. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  3574. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  3575. You gain 232 Meat
  3576. You acquire an item: beard incense
  3577. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  3578. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  3579. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3580. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  3581. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3582. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3583. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3584. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3585.  
  3586. [4050] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3587. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3588. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3589. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3590. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3591. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3592. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  3593. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  3594. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3595. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3596. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3597. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3598. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3599. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3600. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3601. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 592 damage.
  3602. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3603. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3604. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3605. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3606. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3607. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3608. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  3609. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  3610. You gain 278 Meat
  3611. You acquire an item: beard incense
  3612. You acquire an item: big tun
  3613. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  3614. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  3615. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  3616. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3617. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3618. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3619. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3620.  
  3621. [4051] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3622. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3623. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3624. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3625. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3626. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  3627. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3628. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  3629. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  3630. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3631. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3632. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3633. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3634. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  3635. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3636. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3637. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 592 damage.
  3638. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  3639. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3640. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3641. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3642. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3643. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  3644. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  3645. You gain 278 Meat
  3646. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  3647. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  3648. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  3649. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3650. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3651. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3652. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3653.  
  3654. [4052] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3655. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3656. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3657. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3658. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3659. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  3660. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3661. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  3662. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  3663. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3664. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3665. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3666. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3667. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3668. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3669. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3670. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 592 damage.
  3671. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3672. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  3673. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3674. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3675. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3676. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  3677. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  3678. You gain 336 Meat
  3679. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  3680. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  3681. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  3682. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  3683. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3684. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3685. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3686. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3687.  
  3688. [4053] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3689. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3690. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3691. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3692. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3693. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3694. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3695. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  3696. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3697. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3698. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3699. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3700. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3701. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3702. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3703. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 592 damage.
  3704. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3705. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3706. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3707. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3708. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3709. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3710. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  3711. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  3712. You gain 313 Meat
  3713. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  3714. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  3715. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  3716. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  3717. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3718. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3719. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3720. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3721.  
  3722. cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
  3723. You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
  3724.  
  3725. [4054] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3726. Encounter: funky pirate
  3727. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3728. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3729. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3730. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3731. Round 3: funky pirate drops 23 attack power.
  3732. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  3733. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3734. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3735. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3736. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3737. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3738. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3739. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3740. Round 6: funky pirate takes 586 damage.
  3741. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3742. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3743. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3744. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3745. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3746. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  3747. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  3748. You gain 336 Meat
  3749. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  3750. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  3751. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  3752. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  3753.  
  3754. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  3755. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  3756. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3757. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3758. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3759. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3760.  
  3761. [4055] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3762. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3763. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3764. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3765. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3766. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3767. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3768. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  3769. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3770. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3771. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3772. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3773. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3774. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  3775. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3776. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 598 damage.
  3777. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3778. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3779. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3780. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3781. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  3782. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  3783. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3784. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  3785. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  3786. You gain 324 Meat
  3787. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  3788. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  3789. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  3790. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  3791.  
  3792. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  3793. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  3794. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3795. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3796. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3797. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3798.  
  3799. [4056] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3800. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3801. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3802. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3803. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3804. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3805. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3806. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  3807. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3808. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3809. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3810. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3811. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3812. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3813. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3814. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 582 damage.
  3815. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3816. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  3817. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3818. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3819. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3820. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  3821. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  3822. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  3823. You gain 365 Meat
  3824. You acquire an item: beard incense
  3825. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  3826. After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness
  3827. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  3828. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  3829. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3830. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3831. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3832. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3833.  
  3834. [4057] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3835. Encounter: funky pirate
  3836. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3837. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  3838. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3839. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3840. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  3841. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  3842. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3843. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3844. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3845. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3846. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3847. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3848. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3849. Round 6: funky pirate takes 598 damage.
  3850. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3851. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  3852. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3853. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3854. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  3855. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  3856. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3857. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  3858. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  3859. You gain 313 Meat
  3860. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  3861. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  3862. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  3863. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  3864. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3865. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3866. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3867. > Recommended Monster Level: +169 (now: 56)
  3868.  
  3869. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  3870. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  3871.  
  3872. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3873. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3874.  
  3875. [4058] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3876. Encounter: filthy pirate
  3877. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3878. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3879. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3880. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3881. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 23 attack power.
  3882. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 defense.
  3883. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3884. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3885. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3886. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3887. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3888. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3889. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3890. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 596 damage.
  3891. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3892. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3893. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3894. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3895. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  3896. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  3897. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  3898. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  3899. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3900. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  3901. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  3902. You gain 348 Meat
  3903. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  3904. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  3905. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  3906. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  3907. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3908. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3909. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3910. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3911.  
  3912. [4059] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3913. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3914. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3915. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3916. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3917. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3918. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  3919. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 defense.
  3920. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3921. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3922. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3923. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3924. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3925. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  3926. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3927. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 582 damage.
  3928. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3929. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  3930. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3931. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3932. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  3933. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  3934. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  3935. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  3936. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  3937. You gain 394 Meat
  3938. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  3939. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  3940. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  3941. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3942. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3943. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3944. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3945.  
  3946. [4060] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3947. Encounter: fishy pirate
  3948. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3949. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3950. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3951. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3952. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 30 attack power.
  3953. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  3954. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3955. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3956. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3957. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3958. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3959. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3960. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3961. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 584 damage.
  3962. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3963. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  3964. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3965. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  3966. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3967. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  3968. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  3969. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  3970. You gain 371 Meat
  3971. You acquire an item: beard incense
  3972. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  3973. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  3974. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  3975. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  3976. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  3977. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  3978. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  3979.  
  3980. [4061] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  3981. Encounter: funky pirate
  3982. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3983. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3984. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  3985. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  3986. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  3987. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  3988. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3989. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3990. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  3991. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3992. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3993. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  3994. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  3995. Round 6: funky pirate takes 588 damage.
  3996. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  3997. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  3998. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3999. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4000. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4001. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  4002. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  4003. You gain 324 Meat
  4004. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  4005. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  4006. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  4007. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4008. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4009. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4010. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  4011.  
  4012. [4062] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4013. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4014. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4015. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4016. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4017. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  4018. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4019. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  4020. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  4021. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4022. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4023. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4024. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4025. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4026. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4027. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4028. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 584 damage.
  4029. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4030. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4031. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4032. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4033. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  4034. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  4035. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  4036. You gain 278 Meat
  4037. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4038. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  4039. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  4040. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  4041. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  4042. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4043. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4044. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4045. > Recommended Monster Level: +195 (now: 30)
  4046.  
  4047. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4048. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  4049.  
  4050. [4063] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4051. Encounter: funky pirate
  4052. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4053. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4054. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4055. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4056. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  4057. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  4058. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4059. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4060. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4061. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4062. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4063. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  4064. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4065. Round 6: funky pirate takes 590 damage.
  4066. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4067. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  4068. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4069. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4070. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  4071. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4072. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  4073. You gain 336 Meat
  4074. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  4075. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  4076. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  4077. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  4078. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  4079. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4080. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4081. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4082. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  4083.  
  4084. [4064] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4085. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4086. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4087. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  4088. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4089. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4090. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  4091. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  4092. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4093. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4094. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4095. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4096. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4097. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  4098. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4099. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 586 damage.
  4100. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4101. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4102. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4103. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4104. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  4105. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  4106. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  4107. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  4108. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  4109. You gain 266 Meat
  4110. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  4111. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  4112. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  4113.  
  4114. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  4115. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  4116. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4117. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4118. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4119. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  4120.  
  4121. [4065] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4122. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4123. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4124. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4125. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4126. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4127. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4128. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  4129. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4130. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4131. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4132. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4133. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4134. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4135. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4136. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 598 damage.
  4137. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4138. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4139. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4140. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4141. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4142. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  4143. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  4144. You gain 301 Meat
  4145. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4146. You acquire an item: big tun
  4147. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  4148. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  4149. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  4150. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4151. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4152. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4153. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  4154.  
  4155. [4066] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4156. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4157. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4158. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  4159. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4160. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4161. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  4162. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  4163. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4164. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4165. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4166. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4167. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4168. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4169. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4170. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 592 damage.
  4171. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4172. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4173. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4174. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4175. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4176. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  4177. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  4178. You gain 301 Meat
  4179. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  4180. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  4181. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  4182. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4183. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4184. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4185. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  4186.  
  4187. [4067] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4188. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4189. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4190. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4191. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4192. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4193. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4194. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  4195. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4196. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4197. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4198. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4199. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4200. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4201. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4202. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 580 damage.
  4203. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4204. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4205. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4206. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4207. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  4208. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  4209. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4210. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  4211. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  4212. You gain 232 Meat
  4213. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  4214. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  4215. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  4216. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  4217. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4218. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4219. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4220. > Recommended Monster Level: +159 (now: 66)
  4221.  
  4222. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  4223. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  4224.  
  4225. [4068] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4226. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4227. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4228. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4229. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4230. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4231. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  4232. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  4233. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4234. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4235. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4236. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4237. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4238. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4239. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4240. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 584 damage.
  4241. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4242. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4243. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4244. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4245. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4246. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  4247. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  4248. You gain 266 Meat
  4249. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4250. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  4251. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  4252. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  4253. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4254. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4255. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4256. > Recommended Monster Level: +149 (now: 76)
  4257.  
  4258. [4069] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4259. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4260. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4261. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4262. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4263. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4264. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  4265. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  4266. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4267. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4268. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4269. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4270. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  4271. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4272. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4273. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 590 damage.
  4274. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4275. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4276. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4277. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4278. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4279. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  4280. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  4281. You gain 220 Meat
  4282. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  4283. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  4284. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  4285. You gain a Moxie point!
  4286. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4287. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4288. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4289. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4290.  
  4291. [4070] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4292. Encounter: funky pirate
  4293. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4294. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  4295. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4296. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4297. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  4298. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  4299. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4300. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4301. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4302. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4303. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4304. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  4305. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4306. Round 6: funky pirate takes 588 damage.
  4307. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4308. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  4309. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4310. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4311. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4312. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  4313. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  4314. You gain 243 Meat
  4315. You acquire an item: big tun
  4316. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  4317. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  4318. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  4319.  
  4320. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  4321. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  4322. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4323. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4324. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4325. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4326.  
  4327. [4071] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4328. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4329. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4330. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4331. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4332. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4333. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  4334. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  4335. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4336. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4337. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  4338. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4339. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4340. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4341. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4342. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4343. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 580 damage.
  4344. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  4345. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4346. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4347. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4348. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  4349. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  4350. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  4351. You gain 290 Meat
  4352. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4353. After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
  4354. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  4355. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  4356. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4357. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4358. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4359. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4360.  
  4361. [4072] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4362. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4363. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4364. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  4365. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4366. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4367. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  4368. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  4369. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4370. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4371. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4372. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4373. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4374. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  4375. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4376. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 584 damage.
  4377. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  4378. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4379. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4380. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4381. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4382. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  4383. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  4384. You gain 336 Meat
  4385. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  4386. After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness
  4387. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  4388. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4389. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4390. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4391. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4392.  
  4393. [4073] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4394. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4395. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4396. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4397. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4398. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4399. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  4400. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  4401. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4402. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4403. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4404. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4405. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4406. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4407. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4408. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 596 damage.
  4409. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4410. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4411. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4412. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4413. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4414. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  4415. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  4416. You gain 278 Meat
  4417. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4418. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  4419. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  4420. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  4421. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4422. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4423. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4424. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4425.  
  4426. [4074] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4427. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4428. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4429. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4430. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4431. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4432. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4433. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  4434. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4435. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4436. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4437. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4438. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4439. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4440. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4441. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1140 damage.
  4442. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4443. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4444. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4445. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4446. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4447. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  4448. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  4449. You gain 324 Meat
  4450. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  4451. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  4452. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  4453. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  4454. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  4455.  
  4456. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  4457. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  4458. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4459. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4460. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4461. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4462.  
  4463. [4075] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4464. Encounter: funky pirate
  4465. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4466. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  4467. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4468. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  4469. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4470. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  4471. Round 3: funky pirate drops 23 defense.
  4472. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4473. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4474. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4475. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4476. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  4477. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  4478. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4479. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  4480. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4481. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  4482. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4483. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4484. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  4485. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  4486. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  4487. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4488. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  4489. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  4490. You gain 313 Meat
  4491. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  4492. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  4493. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  4494. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4495. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4496. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4497. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4498.  
  4499. [4076] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4500. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4501. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4502. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4503. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4504. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4505. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  4506. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  4507. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4508. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4509. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4510. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4511. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4512. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4513. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4514. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  4515. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4516. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  4517. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4518. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4519. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4520. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  4521. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  4522. You gain 247 Meat
  4523. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4524. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  4525. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  4526. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  4527. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4528. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  4529. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4530. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4531. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4532. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4533.  
  4534. [4077] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4535. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4536. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4537. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  4538. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4539. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4540. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  4541. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  4542. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4543. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4544. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4545. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4546. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4547. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4548. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4549. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  4550. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4551. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  4552. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4553. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4554. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  4555. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  4556. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4557. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  4558. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  4559. You gain 243 Meat
  4560. You acquire an item: big tun
  4561. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  4562. After Battle: You gain 44 Magicalness
  4563. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  4564. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4565. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4566. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4567. > Recommended Monster Level: +216 (now: 10)
  4568.  
  4569. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4570. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  4571.  
  4572. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  4573. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  4574.  
  4575. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  4576. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  4577.  
  4578. [4078] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4579. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4580. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4581. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4582. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4583. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4584. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  4585. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  4586. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4587. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4588. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4589. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4590. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4591. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4592. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4593. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  4594. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4595. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4596. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4597. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4598. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  4599. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  4600. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  4601. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4602. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  4603. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  4604. You gain 255 Meat
  4605. You acquire an item: beard incense
  4606. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  4607. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  4608. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  4609. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4610. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4611. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4612. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4613.  
  4614. [4079] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4615. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4616. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4617. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4618. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4619. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4620. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  4621. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  4622. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4623. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4624. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4625. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4626. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4627. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4628. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4629. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  4630. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4631. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4632. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4633. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4634. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4635. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  4636. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  4637. You gain 243 Meat
  4638. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  4639. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  4640. You gain a Muscle point!
  4641. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  4642. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  4643. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4644. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4645. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4646. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4647.  
  4648. [4080] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4649. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4650. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4651. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4652. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4653. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4654. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4655. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  4656. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4657. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4658. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4659. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4660. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4661. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4662. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4663. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  4664. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4665. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4666. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4667. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4668. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4669. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  4670. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  4671. You gain 318 Meat
  4672. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  4673. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  4674. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  4675. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4676. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4677. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4678. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4679.  
  4680. [4081] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4681. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4682. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4683. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4684. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4685. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4686. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  4687. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  4688. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4689. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4690. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4691. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4692. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4693. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4694. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4695. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  4696. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4697. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4698. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4699. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4700. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  4701. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4702. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  4703. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  4704. You gain 243 Meat
  4705. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  4706. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  4707. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  4708. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4709. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4710. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4711. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4712.  
  4713. [4082] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4714. Encounter: funky pirate
  4715. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4716. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  4717. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4718. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4719. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  4720. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  4721. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4722. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4723. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4724. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4725. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4726. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  4727. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4728. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  4729. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4730. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  4731. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4732. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4733. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  4734. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  4735. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4736. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  4737. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  4738. You gain 313 Meat
  4739. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  4740. After Battle: You gain 44 Magicalness
  4741. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  4742. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4743. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4744. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4745. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4746.  
  4747. [4083] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4748. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4749. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4750. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4751. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4752. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4753. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4754. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  4755. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4756. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4757. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4758. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4759. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4760. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4761. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4762. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  4763. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4764. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  4765. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4766. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4767. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4768. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  4769. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  4770. You gain 313 Meat
  4771. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  4772. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  4773. After Battle: You gain 28 Wizardliness
  4774. After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
  4775. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4776. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4777. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4778. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4779.  
  4780. [4084] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4781. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4782. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4783. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4784. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4785. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4786. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  4787. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 defense.
  4788. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4789. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4790. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4791. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4792. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4793. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4794. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4795. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 552 damage.
  4796. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4797. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4798. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4799. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4800. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4801. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  4802. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  4803. You gain 324 Meat
  4804. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  4805. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  4806. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  4807.  
  4808. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  4809. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  4810. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4811. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4812. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4813. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4814.  
  4815. [4085] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4816. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4817. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4818. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4819. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4820. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4821. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4822. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  4823. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4824. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4825. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4826. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4827. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4828. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  4829. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4830. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1112 damage.
  4831. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4832. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4833. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4834. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4835. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  4836. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  4837. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  4838. You gain 278 Meat
  4839. You acquire an item: big tun
  4840. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  4841. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  4842. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  4843. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  4844.  
  4845. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  4846. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  4847. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4848. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4849. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4850. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4851.  
  4852. [4086] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4853. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4854. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4855. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  4856. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4857. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4858. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  4859. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  4860. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4861. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4862. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4863. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4864. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  4865. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4866. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4867. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  4868. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4869. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4870. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4871. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4872. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  4873. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  4874. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  4875. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  4876. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  4877. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  4878. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  4879. You gain 324 Meat
  4880. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  4881. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  4882. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  4883. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4884. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4885. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4886. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4887.  
  4888. [4087] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4889. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  4890. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  4891. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  4892. You acquire an item: bowl of maggots
  4893. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4894. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4895. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4896. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4897.  
  4898. [4087] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4899. Encounter: funky pirate
  4900. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4901. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4902. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4903. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4904. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  4905. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 defense.
  4906. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4907. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4908. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4909. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4910. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  4911. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  4912. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4913. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  4914. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4915. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  4916. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4917. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4918. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4919. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  4920. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  4921. You gain 330 Meat
  4922. You acquire an item: big tun
  4923. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  4924. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  4925. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  4926. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4927. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4928. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4929. > Recommended Monster Level: +160 (now: 66)
  4930.  
  4931. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  4932. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  4933.  
  4934. [4088] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4935. Encounter: fishy pirate
  4936. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4937. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4938. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4939. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4940. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  4941. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 defense.
  4942. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4943. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4944. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4945. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4946. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4947. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4948. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4949. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  4950. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4951. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4952. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4953. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4954. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4955. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  4956. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  4957. You gain 318 Meat
  4958. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  4959. After Battle: You gain 43 Magicalness
  4960. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  4961. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4962. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4963. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4964. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4965.  
  4966. [4089] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4967. Encounter: filthy pirate
  4968. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4969. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  4970. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  4971. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  4972. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4973. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  4974. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4975. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4976. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  4977. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4978. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4979. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4980. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  4981. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  4982. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4983. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4984. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4985. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  4986. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  4987. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  4988. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  4989. You gain 220 Meat
  4990. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  4991. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  4992. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  4993. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  4994. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  4995. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  4996. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  4997.  
  4998. [4090] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  4999. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5000. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5001. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  5002. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5003. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5004. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  5005. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  5006. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5007. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5008. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5009. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5010. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5011. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  5012. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5013. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1092 damage.
  5014. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5015. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  5016. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5017. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5018. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5019. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  5020. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  5021. You gain 313 Meat
  5022. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  5023. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  5024. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  5025. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  5026. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5027. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5028. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5029. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5030.  
  5031. [4091] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5032. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5033. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5034. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5035. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5036. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5037. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  5038. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  5039. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5040. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5041. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5042. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5043. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5044. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5045. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5046. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1116 damage.
  5047. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5048. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5049. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5050. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5051. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5052. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  5053. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  5054. You gain 336 Meat
  5055. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  5056. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  5057. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  5058. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5059. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5060. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5061. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5062.  
  5063. [4092] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5064. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5065. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5066. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5067. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5068. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5069. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  5070. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  5071. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5072. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5073. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5074. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5075. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5076. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5077. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5078. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  5079. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5080. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5081. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5082. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5083. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5084. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5085. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  5086. You gain 290 Meat
  5087. You acquire an item: beard incense
  5088. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  5089. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  5090. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  5091. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  5092. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5093. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5094. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5095. > Recommended Monster Level: +196 (now: 30)
  5096.  
  5097. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5098. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  5099.  
  5100. [4093] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5101. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5102. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5103. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5104. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5105. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5106. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  5107. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  5108. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5109. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5110. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5111. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5112. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5113. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5114. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5115. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  5116. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5117. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  5118. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5119. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5120. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  5121. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  5122. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5123. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  5124. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  5125. You gain 301 Meat
  5126. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  5127. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  5128. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  5129. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5130. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5131. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5132. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5133.  
  5134. [4094] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5135. Encounter: funky pirate
  5136. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5137. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5138. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5139. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5140. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  5141. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  5142. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5143. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5144. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5145. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5146. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5147. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5148. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5149. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  5150. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5151. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  5152. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5153. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5154. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  5155. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  5156. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5157. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  5158. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  5159. You gain 283 Meat
  5160. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  5161. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  5162. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  5163.  
  5164. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  5165. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  5166. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5167. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5168. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5169. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5170.  
  5171. [4095] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5172. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5173. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5174. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5175. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5176. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5177. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  5178. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 defense.
  5179. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5180. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5181. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5182. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5183. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5184. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5185. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5186. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  5187. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5188. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5189. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5190. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5191. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  5192. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  5193. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5194. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  5195. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  5196. You gain 266 Meat
  5197. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  5198. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  5199. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  5200. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5201. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5202. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5203. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5204.  
  5205. [4096] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5206. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5207. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5208. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5209. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5210. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5211. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  5212. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  5213. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5214. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5215. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5216. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5217. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  5218. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5219. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5220. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  5221. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5222. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5223. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5224. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5225. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  5226. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  5227. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5228. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  5229. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  5230. You gain 301 Meat
  5231. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  5232. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  5233. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  5234. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  5235.  
  5236. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  5237. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  5238. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5239. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  5240. > Recommended Monster Level: +160 (now: 76)
  5241.  
  5242. [4097] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5243. Encounter: funky pirate
  5244. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5245. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5246. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5247. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5248. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  5249. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  5250. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5251. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5252. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5253. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5254. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5255. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5256. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5257. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  5258. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5259. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5260. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5261. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5262. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5263. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  5264. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  5265. You gain 348 Meat
  5266. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  5267. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  5268. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  5269. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  5270. Paranormal activity reported at The Spooky Forest.
  5271.  
  5272. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  5273. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  5274. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  5275. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5276. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  5277. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 56)
  5278.  
  5279. [4098] The Spooky Forest
  5280. Encounter: The Headless Horseman
  5281. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5282. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5283. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  5284. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5285. Round 2: The Headless Horseman drops 3 attack power.
  5286. Round 2: The Headless Horseman drops 5 defense.
  5287. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5288. Round 3: The Headless Horseman takes 626 damage.
  5289. Round 3: The Headless Horseman drops 4 attack power.
  5290. Round 3: The Headless Horseman drops 4 defense.
  5291. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  5292. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5293. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5294. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  5295. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  5296. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  5297. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  5298. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  5299. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  5300. This combat did not cost a turn
  5301.  
  5302. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  5303.  
  5304. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  5305. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  5306. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5307. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5308. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5309. > Recommended Monster Level: +170 (now: 56)
  5310.  
  5311. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  5312. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  5313.  
  5314. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5315. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5316.  
  5317. [4098] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5318. Encounter: funky pirate
  5319. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5320. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5321. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5322. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5323. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  5324. Round 3: funky pirate drops 23 defense.
  5325. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5326. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5327. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5328. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5329. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5330. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5331. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5332. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  5333. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5334. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5335. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5336. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5337. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  5338. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  5339. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5340. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  5341. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  5342. You gain 255 Meat
  5343. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  5344. You acquire an item: big tun
  5345. After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
  5346. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  5347. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  5348. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5349. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5350. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5351. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5352.  
  5353. [4099] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5354. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5355. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5356. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  5357. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5358. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5359. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  5360. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  5361. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5362. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5363. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5364. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5365. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5366. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5367. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5368. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  5369. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5370. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  5371. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5372. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5373. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  5374. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5375. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  5376. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  5377. You gain 348 Meat
  5378. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  5379. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  5380. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  5381. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  5382. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5383. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5384. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5385. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5386.  
  5387. [4100] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5388. Encounter: funky pirate
  5389. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5390. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5391. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5392. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5393. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 attack power.
  5394. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  5395. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5396. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5397. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5398. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5399. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  5400. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  5401. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5402. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  5403. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5404. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  5405. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5406. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5407. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  5408. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  5409. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5410. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  5411. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  5412. You gain 394 Meat
  5413. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  5414. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  5415. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  5416. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  5417.  
  5418. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  5419. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  5420. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5421. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5422. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5423. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5424.  
  5425. [4101] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5426. Encounter: funky pirate
  5427. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5428. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5429. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5430. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5431. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  5432. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  5433. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5434. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5435. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5436. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5437. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5438. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5439. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5440. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  5441. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5442. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5443. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5444. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5445. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  5446. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  5447. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5448. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5449. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  5450. You gain 313 Meat
  5451. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  5452. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  5453. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  5454. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  5455. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5456. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5457. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5458. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5459.  
  5460. [4102] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5461. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5462. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5463. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5464. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5465. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5466. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  5467. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  5468. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5469. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5470. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5471. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5472. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5473. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  5474. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5475. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  5476. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5477. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5478. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5479. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5480. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5481. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  5482. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  5483. You gain 290 Meat
  5484. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  5485. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  5486. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  5487. After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
  5488. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5489. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  5490. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5491. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5492. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5493. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5494.  
  5495. [4103] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5496. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5497. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5498. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  5499. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5500. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5501. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  5502. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  5503. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5504. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5505. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5506. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5507. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5508. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  5509. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5510. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  5511. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5512. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  5513. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5514. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5515. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  5516. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  5517. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5518. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  5519. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  5520. You gain 301 Meat
  5521. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  5522. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  5523. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  5524. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5525. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5526. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5527. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5528.  
  5529. [4104] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5530. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5531. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5532. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5533. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5534. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5535. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  5536. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  5537. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5538. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5539. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5540. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5541. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5542. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5543. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5544. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  5545. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  5546. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5547. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5548. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5549. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  5550. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  5551. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5552. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  5553. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  5554. You gain 243 Meat
  5555. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  5556. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  5557. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  5558. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  5559.  
  5560. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  5561. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  5562. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5563. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5564. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5565. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5566.  
  5567. [4105] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5568. Encounter: funky pirate
  5569. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5570. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5571. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5572. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5573. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  5574. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  5575. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5576. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5577. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  5578. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5579. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5580. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5581. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5582. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5583. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  5584. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5585. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5586. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5587. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5588. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  5589. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  5590. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5591. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  5592. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  5593. You gain 243 Meat
  5594. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  5595. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  5596. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  5597. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  5598. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5599. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5600. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5601. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5602.  
  5603. [4106] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5604. Encounter: funky pirate
  5605. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5606. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5607. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5608. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5609. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  5610. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  5611. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5612. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5613. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5614. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5615. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5616. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5617. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5618. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  5619. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5620. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5621. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5622. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5623. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  5624. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5625. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  5626. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  5627. You gain 290 Meat
  5628. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  5629. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  5630. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  5631. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  5632. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5633. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5634. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5635. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5636.  
  5637. [4107] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5638. Encounter: funky pirate
  5639. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5640. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5641. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5642. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5643. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  5644. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  5645. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5646. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5647. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5648. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5649. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5650. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5651. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5652. Round 6: funky pirate takes 552 damage.
  5653. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5654. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5655. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5656. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5657. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  5658. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5659. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  5660. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  5661. You gain 255 Meat
  5662. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  5663. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  5664. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  5665. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  5666. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  5667. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5668. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5669. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5670. > Recommended Monster Level: +206 (now: 20)
  5671.  
  5672. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5673. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  5674.  
  5675. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5676. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5677.  
  5678. [4108] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5679. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5680. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5681. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5682. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5683. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5684. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  5685. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  5686. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5687. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5688. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5689. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5690. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  5691. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5692. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5693. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1094 damage.
  5694. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5695. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5696. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5697. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5698. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  5699. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  5700. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5701. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  5702. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  5703. You gain 232 Meat
  5704. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  5705. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  5706. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  5707. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5708. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5709. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5710. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5711.  
  5712. [4109] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5713. Encounter: funky pirate
  5714. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5715. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5716. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5717. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5718. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  5719. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  5720. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5721. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5722. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5723. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5724. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5725. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  5726. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5727. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  5728. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5729. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  5730. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5731. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5732. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  5733. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  5734. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5735. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  5736. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  5737. You gain 255 Meat
  5738. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  5739. You acquire an item: big tun
  5740. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  5741. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  5742. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  5743. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5744. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5745. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5746. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5747.  
  5748. [4110] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5749. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5750. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5751. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5752. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5753. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5754. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  5755. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  5756. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5757. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5758. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5759. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5760. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5761. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5762. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5763. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  5764. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5765. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  5766. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5767. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5768. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5769. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  5770. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  5771. You gain 232 Meat
  5772. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  5773. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  5774. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  5775. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5776. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5777. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5778. > Recommended Monster Level: +150 (now: 76)
  5779.  
  5780. [4111] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5781. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5782. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5783. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5784. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5785. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  5786. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5787. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  5788. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  5789. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5790. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5791. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5792. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5793. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  5794. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5795. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5796. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  5797. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5798. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5799. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5800. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5801. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5802. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  5803. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  5804. You gain 185 Meat
  5805. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  5806. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  5807. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  5808. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  5809. You gain a Moxie point!
  5810. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5811. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5812. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5813. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  5814.  
  5815. [4112] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5816. Encounter: filthy pirate
  5817. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5818. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5819. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5820. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5821. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  5822. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 defense.
  5823. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5824. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5825. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5826. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5827. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5828. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5829. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5830. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  5831. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5832. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5833. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5834. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5835. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5836. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  5837. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  5838. You gain 259 Meat
  5839. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  5840. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  5841. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  5842. You gain a Muscle point!
  5843. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  5844. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  5845. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5846. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5847. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5848. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  5849.  
  5850. [4113] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5851. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5852. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5853. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5854. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5855. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5856. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  5857. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  5858. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5859. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5860. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5861. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5862. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  5863. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  5864. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5865. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  5866. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5867. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5868. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5869. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5870. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5871. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  5872. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  5873. You gain 313 Meat
  5874. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  5875. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  5876. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  5877. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  5878. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5879. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5880. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5881. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  5882.  
  5883. [4114] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5884. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5885. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5886. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5887. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5888. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  5889. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5890. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  5891. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  5892. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5893. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5894. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5895. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5896. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  5897. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5898. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5899. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  5900. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5901. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  5902. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5903. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5904. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  5905. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  5906. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  5907. You gain 348 Meat
  5908. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  5909. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  5910. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  5911.  
  5912. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  5913. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  5914. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5915. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5916. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5917. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  5918.  
  5919. [4115] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5920. Encounter: funky pirate
  5921. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5922. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5923. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5924. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5925. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  5926. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  5927. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5928. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5929. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5930. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5931. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5932. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  5933. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5934. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1120 damage.
  5935. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  5936. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  5937. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5938. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5939. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  5940. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  5941. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  5942. You gain 266 Meat
  5943. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  5944. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  5945. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  5946. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  5947. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  5948.  
  5949. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  5950. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  5951. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5952. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5953. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5954. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  5955.  
  5956. [4116] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5957. Encounter: fishy pirate
  5958. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5959. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5960. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5961. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5962. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  5963. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  5964. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5965. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5966. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  5967. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5968. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5969. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  5970. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  5971. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  5972. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  5973. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  5974. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5975. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  5976. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  5977. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  5978. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  5979. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  5980. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  5981. You gain 324 Meat
  5982. You acquire an item: beard incense
  5983. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  5984. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  5985. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  5986. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  5987. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  5988. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  5989. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  5990.  
  5991. [4117] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  5992. Encounter: funky pirate
  5993. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5994. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5995. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  5996. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  5997. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  5998. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  5999. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6000. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6001. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6002. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6003. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6004. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6005. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6006. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  6007. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6008. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6009. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6010. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6011. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  6012. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6013. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  6014. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  6015. You gain 406 Meat
  6016. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  6017. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  6018. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  6019. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  6020. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  6021. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6022. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6023. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6024. > Recommended Monster Level: +171 (now: 56)
  6025.  
  6026. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  6027. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  6028.  
  6029. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  6030. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  6031.  
  6032. [4118] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6033. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6034. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6035. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6036. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6037. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6038. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  6039. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  6040. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6041. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6042. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6043. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6044. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6045. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  6046. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6047. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1102 damage.
  6048. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6049. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  6050. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6051. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6052. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6053. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  6054. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  6055. You gain 382 Meat
  6056. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  6057. After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
  6058. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  6059. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  6060. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  6061. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6062. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6063. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6064. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6065.  
  6066. [4119] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6067. Encounter: funky pirate
  6068. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6069. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6070. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6071. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6072. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  6073. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  6074. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6075. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6076. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6077. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6078. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6079. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  6080. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6081. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1102 damage.
  6082. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  6083. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  6084. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6085. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6086. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  6087. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6088. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  6089. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  6090. You gain 232 Meat
  6091. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  6092. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  6093. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  6094. You acquire an item: Poké-Gro fertilizer
  6095. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6096. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6097. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6098. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6099.  
  6100. [4120] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6101. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6102. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6103. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6104. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6105. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6106. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  6107. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  6108. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6109. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6110. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6111. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6112. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6113. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6114. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6115. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1114 damage.
  6116. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6117. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6118. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6119. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6120. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6121. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  6122. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  6123. You gain 336 Meat
  6124. You acquire an item: beard incense
  6125. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  6126. After Battle: You gain 31 Enchantedness
  6127. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  6128. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6129. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6130. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6131. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6132.  
  6133. [4121] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6134. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6135. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6136. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6137. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6138. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6139. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  6140. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  6141. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6142. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6143. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6144. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6145. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6146. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6147. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6148. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  6149. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6150. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6151. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6152. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6153. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6154. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6155. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  6156. You gain 278 Meat
  6157. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  6158. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  6159. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  6160. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6161. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6162. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6163. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6164.  
  6165. [4122] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6166. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6167. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6168. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6169. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6170. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6171. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  6172. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  6173. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6174. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6175. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6176. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6177. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6178. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6179. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6180. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  6181. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6182. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6183. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6184. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6185. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  6186. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  6187. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6188. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  6189. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  6190. You gain 255 Meat
  6191. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  6192. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  6193. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  6194. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6195. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6196. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6197. > Recommended Monster Level: +197 (now: 30)
  6198.  
  6199. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6200. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  6201.  
  6202. [4123] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6203. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6204. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6205. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6206. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6207. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6208. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  6209. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  6210. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6211. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6212. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6213. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6214. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6215. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6216. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6217. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  6218. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6219. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6220. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6221. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6222. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  6223. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  6224. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6225. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  6226. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  6227. You gain 290 Meat
  6228. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  6229. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  6230. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  6231. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  6232. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6233. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6234. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6235. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6236.  
  6237. [4124] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6238. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6239. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6240. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6241. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6242. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6243. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  6244. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  6245. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6246. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6247. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6248. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6249. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6250. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6251. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6252. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  6253. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6254. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6255. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6256. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6257. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6258. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  6259. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  6260. You gain 255 Meat
  6261. You acquire an item: beard incense
  6262. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  6263. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  6264. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  6265.  
  6266. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  6267. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  6268. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6269. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6270. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6271. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6272.  
  6273. [4125] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6274. Encounter: funky pirate
  6275. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6276. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6277. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6278. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6279. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  6280. Round 3: funky pirate drops 23 defense.
  6281. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6282. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6283. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6284. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6285. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6286. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  6287. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6288. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  6289. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  6290. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6291. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6292. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6293. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6294. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  6295. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  6296. You gain 266 Meat
  6297. After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
  6298. After Battle: You gain 31 Enchantedness
  6299. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  6300. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6301. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6302. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6303. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6304.  
  6305. [4126] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6306. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6307. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6308. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6309. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6310. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6311. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  6312. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  6313. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6314. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6315. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6316. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6317. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6318. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  6319. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6320. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  6321. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6322. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6323. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6324. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6325. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  6326. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  6327. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6328. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  6329. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  6330. You gain 301 Meat
  6331. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  6332. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  6333. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  6334. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6335. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6336. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6337. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6338.  
  6339. [4127] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6340. Encounter: funky pirate
  6341. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6342. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6343. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6344. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6345. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  6346. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  6347. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6348. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6349. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6350. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6351. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6352. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  6353. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6354. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1086 damage.
  6355. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6356. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  6357. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6358. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6359. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6360. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  6361. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  6362. You gain 336 Meat
  6363. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  6364. You acquire an item: big tun
  6365. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  6366. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  6367. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  6368. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6369. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6370. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6371. > Recommended Monster Level: +161 (now: 66)
  6372.  
  6373. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  6374. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  6375.  
  6376. [4128] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6377. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6378. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6379. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6380. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6381. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6382. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  6383. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  6384. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6385. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6386. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6387. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6388. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6389. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6390. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6391. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  6392. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6393. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  6394. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6395. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6396. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6397. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  6398. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  6399. You gain 301 Meat
  6400. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  6401. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  6402. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  6403. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6404. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  6405. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6406. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6407. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6408. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6409.  
  6410. [4129] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6411. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6412. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6413. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6414. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6415. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6416. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  6417. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 defense.
  6418. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6419. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6420. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6421. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6422. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6423. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6424. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6425. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  6426. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  6427. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6428. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6429. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6430. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6431. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  6432. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  6433. You gain 243 Meat
  6434. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  6435. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  6436. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  6437. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  6438. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6439. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6440. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6441. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6442.  
  6443. [4130] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6444. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6445. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6446. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6447. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6448. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6449. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  6450. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  6451. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6452. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6453. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6454. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6455. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6456. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6457. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6458. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  6459. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6460. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6461. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6462. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6463. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  6464. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  6465. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6466. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  6467. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  6468. You gain 266 Meat
  6469. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  6470. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  6471. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  6472. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  6473.  
  6474. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  6475. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  6476. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6477. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6478. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6479. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6480.  
  6481. [4131] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6482. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6483. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6484. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6485. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6486. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6487. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  6488. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  6489. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6490. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6491. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6492. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6493. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6494. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6495. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6496. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  6497. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6498. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6499. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6500. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6501. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6502. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  6503. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  6504. You gain 313 Meat
  6505. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  6506. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  6507. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  6508. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  6509. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6510. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6511. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6512. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6513.  
  6514. [4132] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6515. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6516. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6517. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6518. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6519. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6520. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  6521. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  6522. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6523. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6524. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6525. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6526. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6527. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6528. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6529. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  6530. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6531. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  6532. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6533. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6534. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6535. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  6536. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  6537. You gain 255 Meat
  6538. You acquire an item: beard incense
  6539. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  6540. After Battle: You gain 42 Enchantedness
  6541. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  6542. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6543. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6544. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6545. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6546.  
  6547. [4133] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6548. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6549. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6550. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6551. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6552. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6553. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 attack power.
  6554. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  6555. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6556. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6557. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6558. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6559. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6560. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6561. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6562. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  6563. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  6564. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6565. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6566. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6567. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  6568. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  6569. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6570. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  6571. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  6572. You gain 266 Meat
  6573. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  6574. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  6575. After Battle: You gain 43 Magicalness
  6576. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  6577. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6578. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6579. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6580. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6581.  
  6582. [4134] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6583. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6584. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6585. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6586. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6587. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6588. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  6589. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  6590. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6591. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6592. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6593. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6594. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6595. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6596. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6597. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  6598. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  6599. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  6600. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6601. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6602. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6603. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  6604. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  6605. You gain 208 Meat
  6606. You acquire an item: beard incense
  6607. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  6608. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  6609. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  6610.  
  6611. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  6612. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  6613. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6614. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6615. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6616. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6617.  
  6618. [4135] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6619. Encounter: funky pirate
  6620. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6621. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6622. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6623. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6624. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  6625. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  6626. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6627. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6628. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6629. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6630. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6631. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  6632. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6633. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  6634. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6635. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  6636. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6637. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6638. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6639. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  6640. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  6641. You gain 371 Meat
  6642. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  6643. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  6644. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  6645. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  6646. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6647. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6648. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6649. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6650.  
  6651. [4136] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6652. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6653. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6654. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6655. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6656. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6657. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  6658. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 defense.
  6659. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6660. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6661. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6662. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6663. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6664. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6665. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6666. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 552 damage.
  6667. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  6668. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6669. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6670. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6671. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6672. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  6673. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  6674. You gain 232 Meat
  6675. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  6676. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  6677. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  6678. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6679. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6680. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6681. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6682.  
  6683. [4137] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6684. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  6685. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  6686. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  6687. You acquire an item: bowl of maggots
  6688. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6689. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6690. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6691. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6692.  
  6693. [4137] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6694. Encounter: funky pirate
  6695. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6696. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6697. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6698. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  6699. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6700. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  6701. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 defense.
  6702. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6703. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6704. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6705. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6706. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6707. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6708. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6709. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  6710. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6711. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  6712. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6713. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6714. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6715. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  6716. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  6717. You gain 330 Meat
  6718. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  6719. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  6720. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  6721. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6722. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6723. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6724. > Recommended Monster Level: +217 (now: 10)
  6725.  
  6726. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6727. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  6728.  
  6729. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  6730. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  6731.  
  6732. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  6733. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  6734.  
  6735. [4138] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6736. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6737. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6738. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6739. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6740. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6741. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  6742. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  6743. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6744. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6745. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6746. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6747. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6748. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  6749. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6750. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  6751. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6752. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6753. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6754. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6755. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6756. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  6757. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  6758. You gain 255 Meat
  6759. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  6760. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  6761. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  6762. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  6763. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6764. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6765. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6766. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6767.  
  6768. [4139] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6769. Encounter: funky pirate
  6770. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6771. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6772. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6773. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6774. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  6775. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  6776. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6777. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6778. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6779. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6780. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6781. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6782. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6783. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  6784. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6785. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6786. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6787. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6788. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  6789. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  6790. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  6791. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6792. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  6793. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  6794. You gain 278 Meat
  6795. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  6796. You acquire an item: big tun
  6797. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  6798. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  6799. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  6800. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6801. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6802. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6803. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6804.  
  6805. [4140] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6806. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6807. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6808. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6809. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6810. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6811. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  6812. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  6813. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6814. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6815. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6816. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6817. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6818. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6819. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6820. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  6821. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6822. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  6823. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6824. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6825. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  6826. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  6827. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6828. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6829. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  6830. You gain 208 Meat
  6831. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  6832. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  6833. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  6834. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  6835. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6836. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6837. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6838. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6839.  
  6840. [4141] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6841. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6842. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6843. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6844. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6845. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6846. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  6847. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  6848. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6849. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6850. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6851. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6852. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6853. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  6854. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6855. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  6856. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6857. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6858. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6859. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6860. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6861. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  6862. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  6863. You gain 208 Meat
  6864. After Battle: You gain 35 Strongness
  6865. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  6866. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  6867. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6868. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6869. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6870. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6871.  
  6872. [4142] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6873. Encounter: funky pirate
  6874. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6875. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6876. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6877. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6878. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  6879. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  6880. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6881. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6882. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6883. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6884. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6885. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  6886. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6887. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  6888. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6889. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  6890. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6891. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6892. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  6893. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6894. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  6895. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  6896. You gain 278 Meat
  6897. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  6898. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  6899. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  6900. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  6901. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6902. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6903. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6904. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6905.  
  6906. [4143] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6907. Encounter: funky pirate
  6908. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6909. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6910. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6911. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  6912. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6913. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  6914. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  6915. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6916. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6917. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6918. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6919. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  6920. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  6921. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6922. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  6923. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6924. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  6925. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6926. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6927. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  6928. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  6929. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  6930. You gain 313 Meat
  6931. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  6932. After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
  6933. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  6934. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  6935. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6936. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6937. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6938. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6939.  
  6940. [4144] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6941. Encounter: filthy pirate
  6942. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6943. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6944. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6945. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6946. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  6947. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 30 defense.
  6948. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6949. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6950. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  6951. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6952. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6953. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  6954. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6955. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6956. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  6957. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6958. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  6959. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6960. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6961. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6962. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  6963. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  6964. You gain 295 Meat
  6965. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  6966. You gain a Muscle point!
  6967. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  6968. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  6969.  
  6970. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  6971. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  6972. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  6973. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  6974. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  6975. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  6976.  
  6977. [4145] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  6978. Encounter: fishy pirate
  6979. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6980. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6981. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  6982. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  6983. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6984. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  6985. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  6986. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  6987. You acquire an item: Source essence
  6988. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  6989. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6990. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  6991. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  6992. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  6993. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 552 damage.
  6994. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  6995. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  6996. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6997. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  6998. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  6999. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  7000. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  7001. You gain 324 Meat
  7002. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  7003. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  7004. After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness
  7005. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  7006.  
  7007. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7008. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  7009. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7010. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7011. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7012. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7013.  
  7014. [4146] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7015. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7016. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7017. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7018. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7019. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7020. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  7021. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  7022. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7023. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7024. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7025. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7026. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7027. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7028. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7029. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  7030. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7031. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7032. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7033. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7034. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  7035. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  7036. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7037. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  7038. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  7039. You gain 308 Meat
  7040. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  7041. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  7042. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  7043. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7044. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7045. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7046. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7047.  
  7048. [4147] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7049. Encounter: funky pirate
  7050. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7051. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7052. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7053. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7054. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  7055. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  7056. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7057. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7058. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7059. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7060. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7061. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  7062. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7063. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  7064. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7065. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  7066. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7067. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7068. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7069. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  7070. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  7071. You gain 297 Meat
  7072. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  7073. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  7074. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  7075.  
  7076. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  7077. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  7078. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7079. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  7080. > Recommended Monster Level: +171 (now: 66)
  7081.  
  7082. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  7083. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  7084.  
  7085. [4148] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7086. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7087. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7088. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7089. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7090. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7091. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  7092. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  7093. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7094. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7095. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7096. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7097. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7098. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7099. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7100. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  7101. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7102. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7103. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7104. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7105. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7106. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  7107. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  7108. You gain 205 Meat
  7109. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  7110. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  7111. After Battle: You gain 31 Magicalness
  7112. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  7113. Paranormal activity reported at Inside the Palindome.
  7114.  
  7115. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  7116.  
  7117. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  7118. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  7119. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  7120. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7121. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  7122. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  7123.  
  7124. [4149] Inside the Palindome
  7125. Encounter: Emily Koops, a spooky lime
  7126. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7127. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7128. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  7129. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7130. Round 2: Emily Koops, a spooky lime drops 10 attack power.
  7131. Round 2: Emily Koops, a spooky lime drops 9 defense.
  7132. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7133. Round 3: Emily Koops, a spooky lime takes 566 damage.
  7134. Round 3: Emily Koops, a spooky lime drops 9 attack power.
  7135. Round 3: Emily Koops, a spooky lime drops 11 defense.
  7136. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  7137. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7138. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7139. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7140. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  7141. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  7142. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  7143. After Battle: You gain 44 Mysteriousness
  7144. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  7145. This combat did not cost a turn
  7146.  
  7147. equip acc3 droll monocle
  7148.  
  7149. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  7150.  
  7151. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  7152. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  7153. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7154. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7155. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7156. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7157.  
  7158. [4149] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7159. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7160. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7161. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  7162. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7163. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7164. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  7165. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  7166. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7167. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7168. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7169. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7170. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7171. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7172. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7173. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  7174. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7175. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7176. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7177. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7178. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  7179. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  7180. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7181. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  7182. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  7183. You gain 302 Meat
  7184. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  7185. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  7186. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  7187. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7188. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7189. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7190. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7191.  
  7192. [4150] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7193. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7194. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7195. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7196. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7197. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7198. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  7199. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  7200. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7201. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7202. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7203. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7204. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7205. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  7206. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7207. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 552 damage.
  7208. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7209. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7210. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7211. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7212. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  7213. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  7214. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7215. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  7216. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  7217. You gain 226 Meat
  7218. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  7219. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  7220. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  7221. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7222. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7223. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7224. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7225.  
  7226. [4151] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7227. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7228. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7229. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7230. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7231. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7232. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  7233. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  7234. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7235. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7236. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7237. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7238. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7239. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7240. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7241. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  7242. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7243. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7244. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7245. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7246. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  7247. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7248. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7249. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  7250. You gain 248 Meat
  7251. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  7252. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  7253. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  7254. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  7255. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7256. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7257. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7258. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7259.  
  7260. [4152] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7261. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7262. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7263. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7264. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7265. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7266. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  7267. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  7268. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7269. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  7270. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7271. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7272. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7273. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7274. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7275. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  7276. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7277. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  7278. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7279. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7280. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  7281. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7282. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  7283. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  7284. You gain 313 Meat
  7285. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  7286. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  7287. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  7288. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  7289. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7290. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7291. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7292. > Recommended Monster Level: +197 (now: 30)
  7293.  
  7294. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7295. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  7296.  
  7297. [4153] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7298. Encounter: funky pirate
  7299. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7300. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7301. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7302. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7303. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  7304. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  7305. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7306. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7307. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7308. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7309. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7310. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  7311. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7312. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  7313. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7314. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  7315. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7316. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7317. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  7318. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  7319. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  7320. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  7321. You gain 205 Meat
  7322. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  7323. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  7324. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  7325. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7326. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  7327. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7328. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7329. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7330. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7331.  
  7332. [4154] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7333. Encounter: funky pirate
  7334. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7335. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7336. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7337. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7338. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  7339. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  7340. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7341. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7342. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  7343. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7344. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7345. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7346. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  7347. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7348. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  7349. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7350. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  7351. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7352. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7353. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7354. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  7355. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  7356. You gain 216 Meat
  7357. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  7358. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  7359. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  7360.  
  7361. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  7362. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  7363. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7364. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7365. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7366. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7367.  
  7368. [4155] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7369. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7370. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7371. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7372. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7373. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7374. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  7375. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  7376. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7377. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7378. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7379. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7380. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7381. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  7382. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7383. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  7384. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7385. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7386. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7387. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7388. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7389. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7390. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  7391. You gain 302 Meat
  7392. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  7393. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  7394. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  7395. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  7396. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  7397. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7398. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7399. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7400. > Recommended Monster Level: +151 (now: 76)
  7401.  
  7402. [4156] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7403. Encounter: funky pirate
  7404. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7405. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7406. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7407. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  7408. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7409. Round 3: funky pirate drops 23 attack power.
  7410. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  7411. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7412. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7413. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7414. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7415. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7416. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  7417. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7418. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  7419. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7420. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  7421. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7422. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7423. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  7424. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  7425. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  7426. You gain 291 Meat
  7427. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  7428. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  7429. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  7430. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  7431. You gain a Moxie point!
  7432. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7433. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7434. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7435. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7436.  
  7437. [4157] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7438. Encounter: funky pirate
  7439. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7440. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  7441. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7442. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7443. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 attack power.
  7444. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  7445. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7446. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7447. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7448. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7449. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7450. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  7451. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7452. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  7453. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7454. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  7455. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7456. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7457. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7458. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7459. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  7460. You gain 291 Meat
  7461. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  7462. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  7463. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  7464. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7465. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7466. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7467. > Recommended Monster Level: +172 (now: 56)
  7468.  
  7469. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  7470. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  7471.  
  7472. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  7473. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  7474.  
  7475. [4158] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7476. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7477. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7478. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7479. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7480. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7481. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  7482. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  7483. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7484. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  7485. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7486. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7487. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7488. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7489. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7490. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1090 damage.
  7491. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7492. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  7493. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7494. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7495. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7496. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  7497. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  7498. You gain 324 Meat
  7499. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  7500. You acquire an item: big tun
  7501. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  7502. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  7503. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  7504. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7505. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7506. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7507. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7508.  
  7509. [4159] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7510. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7511. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7512. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7513. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7514. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7515. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  7516. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  7517. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7518. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7519. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7520. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7521. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7522. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7523. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7524. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  7525. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7526. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7527. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7528. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7529. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7530. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  7531. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  7532. You gain 226 Meat
  7533. You acquire an item: big tun
  7534. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  7535. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  7536. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  7537. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7538. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7539. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7540. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7541.  
  7542. [4160] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7543. Encounter: funky pirate
  7544. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7545. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7546. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7547. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7548. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  7549. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  7550. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7551. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7552. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7553. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7554. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7555. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  7556. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7557. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  7558. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7559. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  7560. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7561. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7562. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7563. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  7564. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  7565. You gain 324 Meat
  7566. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  7567. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  7568. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  7569. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  7570.  
  7571. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7572. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  7573. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7574. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7575. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7576. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7577.  
  7578. [4161] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7579. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7580. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7581. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7582. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7583. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7584. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  7585. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  7586. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7587. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  7588. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7589. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7590. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7591. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7592. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7593. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  7594. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7595. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7596. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7597. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7598. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7599. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  7600. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  7601. You gain 183 Meat
  7602. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  7603. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  7604. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  7605. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  7606. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7607. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7608. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7609. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7610.  
  7611. [4162] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7612. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7613. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7614. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7615. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7616. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7617. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  7618. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  7619. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7620. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7621. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7622. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7623. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  7624. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  7625. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7626. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  7627. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7628. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7629. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7630. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7631. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7632. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  7633. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  7634. You gain 259 Meat
  7635. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  7636. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  7637. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  7638. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  7639. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  7640. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7641. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7642. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7643. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7644.  
  7645. [4163] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7646. Encounter: funky pirate
  7647. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7648. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7649. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7650. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7651. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 attack power.
  7652. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  7653. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7654. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7655. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7656. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7657. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  7658. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  7659. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7660. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  7661. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7662. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  7663. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7664. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7665. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  7666. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  7667. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  7668. You gain 280 Meat
  7669. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  7670. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  7671. After Battle: You gain 28 Enchantedness
  7672. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  7673. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7674. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7675. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7676. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7677.  
  7678. [4164] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7679. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7680. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7681. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7682. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7683. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7684. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  7685. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  7686. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7687. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7688. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7689. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7690. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7691. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7692. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7693. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  7694. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7695. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7696. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7697. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7698. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7699. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  7700. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  7701. You gain 270 Meat
  7702. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  7703. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  7704. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  7705.  
  7706. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  7707. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  7708. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7709. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7710. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7711. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7712.  
  7713. [4165] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7714. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7715. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7716. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7717. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7718. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7719. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  7720. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  7721. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7722. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7723. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7724. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7725. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7726. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7727. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7728. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  7729. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7730. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7731. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7732. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7733. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  7734. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  7735. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  7736. You gain 226 Meat
  7737. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  7738. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  7739. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  7740. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  7741. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  7742. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7743. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7744. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7745. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7746.  
  7747. [4166] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7748. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7749. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7750. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7751. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7752. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7753. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  7754. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  7755. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7756. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  7757. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7758. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7759. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7760. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7761. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7762. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1094 damage.
  7763. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7764. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7765. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7766. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7767. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  7768. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  7769. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  7770. You gain 280 Meat
  7771. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  7772. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  7773. After Battle: You gain 31 Enchantedness
  7774. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  7775. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7776. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7777. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7778. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7779.  
  7780. [4167] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7781. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7782. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7783. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7784. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7785. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7786. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  7787. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  7788. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7789. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7790. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7791. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7792. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7793. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7794. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7795. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  7796. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7797. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  7798. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7799. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7800. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  7801. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  7802. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  7803. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  7804. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7805. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  7806. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  7807. You gain 270 Meat
  7808. You acquire an item: big tun
  7809. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  7810. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  7811. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  7812. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7813. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7814. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7815. > Recommended Monster Level: +208 (now: 20)
  7816.  
  7817. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7818. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  7819.  
  7820. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  7821. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  7822.  
  7823. [4168] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7824. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7825. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7826. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7827. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7828. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7829. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  7830. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  7831. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7832. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7833. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7834. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7835. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7836. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  7837. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7838. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  7839. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7840. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7841. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7842. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7843. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7844. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  7845. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  7846. You gain 334 Meat
  7847. You acquire an item: beard incense
  7848. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  7849. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  7850. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  7851. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7852. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7853. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7854. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7855.  
  7856. [4169] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7857. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7858. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7859. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7860. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7861. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7862. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  7863. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 defense.
  7864. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7865. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7866. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7867. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7868. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7869. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7870. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7871. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  7872. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7873. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  7874. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7875. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7876. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7877. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7878. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  7879. You gain 291 Meat
  7880. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  7881. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  7882. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  7883. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7884. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7885. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7886. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7887.  
  7888. [4170] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7889. Encounter: funky pirate
  7890. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7891. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7892. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7893. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7894. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  7895. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  7896. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7897. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7898. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7899. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7900. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7901. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  7902. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7903. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  7904. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7905. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  7906. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7907. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7908. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  7909. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  7910. After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
  7911. You gain 280 Meat
  7912. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  7913. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  7914. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  7915. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  7916. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7917. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7918. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7919. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7920.  
  7921. [4171] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7922. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7923. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7924. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7925. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7926. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7927. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  7928. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  7929. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7930. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  7931. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7932. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7933. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  7934. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  7935. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7936. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  7937. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7938. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  7939. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7940. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7941. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7942. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7943. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  7944. You gain 259 Meat
  7945. You acquire an item: beard incense
  7946. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  7947. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  7948. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  7949. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7950. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7951. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7952. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7953.  
  7954. [4172] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7955. Encounter: fishy pirate
  7956. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7957. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7958. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7959. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7960. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  7961. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  7962. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7963. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7964. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7965. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7966. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  7967. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  7968. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  7969. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 572 damage.
  7970. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7971. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  7972. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7973. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  7974. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  7975. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  7976. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  7977. You gain 248 Meat
  7978. After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
  7979. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  7980. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  7981. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  7982. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  7983. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  7984. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  7985.  
  7986. [4173] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  7987. Encounter: filthy pirate
  7988. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7989. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7990. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  7991. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  7992. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  7993. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  7994. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  7995. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7996. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  7997. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7998. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  7999. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8000. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8001. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  8002. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  8003. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  8004. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8005. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8006. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8007. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  8008. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  8009. You gain 205 Meat
  8010. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  8011. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  8012. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  8013. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  8014. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8015. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8016. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8017. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8018. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8019.  
  8020. [4174] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8021. Encounter: funky pirate
  8022. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8023. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8024. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8025. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8026. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  8027. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  8028. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8029. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8030. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8031. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8032. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8033. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  8034. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8035. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  8036. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8037. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8038. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8039. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8040. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8041. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  8042. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  8043. You gain 248 Meat
  8044. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  8045. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  8046. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  8047. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  8048.  
  8049. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  8050. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  8051. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8052. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8053. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8054. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8055.  
  8056. [4175] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8057. Encounter: funky pirate
  8058. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8059. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8060. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8061. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8062. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 attack power.
  8063. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  8064. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8065. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8066. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8067. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8068. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8069. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  8070. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8071. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  8072. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8073. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  8074. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8075. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8076. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  8077. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  8078. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8079. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  8080. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  8081. You gain 216 Meat
  8082. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  8083. You gain a Muscle point!
  8084. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  8085. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  8086.  
  8087. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  8088. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  8089. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8090. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8091. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8092. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8093.  
  8094. [4176] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8095. Encounter: funky pirate
  8096. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8097. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  8098. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8099. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8100. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  8101. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  8102. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8103. You acquire an item: Source essence
  8104. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8105. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8106. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8107. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8108. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8109. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  8110. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8111. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8112. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8113. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8114. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8115. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  8116. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  8117. You gain 205 Meat
  8118. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  8119. You acquire an item: big tun
  8120. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  8121. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  8122. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  8123. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8124. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8125. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8126. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8127.  
  8128. [4177] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8129. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8130. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8131. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8132. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8133. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8134. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  8135. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 defense.
  8136. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8137. You acquire an item: Source essence
  8138. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8139. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8140. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8141. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8142. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8143. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  8144. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  8145. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8146. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8147. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8148. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  8149. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  8150. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  8151. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  8152. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8153. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  8154. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  8155. You gain 226 Meat
  8156. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  8157. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  8158. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  8159. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  8160. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8161. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8162. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8163. > Recommended Monster Level: +172 (now: 56)
  8164.  
  8165. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  8166. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  8167.  
  8168. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8169. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8170.  
  8171. [4178] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8172. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8173. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8174. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  8175. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8176. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8177. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  8178. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  8179. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8180. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8181. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8182. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8183. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8184. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8185. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8186. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8187. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  8188. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8189. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8190. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8191. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8192. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  8193. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  8194. You gain 313 Meat
  8195. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  8196. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  8197. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  8198. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  8199. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  8200. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8201. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8202. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8203. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8204.  
  8205. [4179] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8206. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8207. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8208. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8209. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8210. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8211. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  8212. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 23 defense.
  8213. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8214. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8215. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8216. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8217. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8218. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8219. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8220. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  8221. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  8222. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8223. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8224. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8225. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  8226. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  8227. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8228. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  8229. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  8230. You gain 270 Meat
  8231. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  8232. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  8233. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  8234. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  8235. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8236. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8237. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8238. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8239.  
  8240. [4180] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8241. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8242. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8243. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8244. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8245. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8246. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  8247. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  8248. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8249. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8250. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8251. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8252. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8253. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  8254. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8255. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8256. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8257. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8258. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8259. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8260. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  8261. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  8262. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8263. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  8264. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  8265. You gain 334 Meat
  8266. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  8267. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  8268. After Battle: You gain 27 Enchantedness
  8269. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  8270. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8271. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8272. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8273. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8274.  
  8275. [4181] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8276. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8277. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8278. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8279. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8280. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8281. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  8282. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  8283. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8284. You acquire an item: Source essence
  8285. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8286. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8287. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8288. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8289. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8290. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  8291. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8292. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8293. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8294. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8295. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  8296. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  8297. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  8298. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  8299. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  8300. You gain 259 Meat
  8301. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  8302. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  8303. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  8304. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8305. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  8306. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8307. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8308. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8309. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8310.  
  8311. [4182] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8312. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8313. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8314. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8315. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8316. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  8317. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8318. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  8319. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 defense.
  8320. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8321. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8322. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8323. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8324. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  8325. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8326. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8327. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  8328. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8329. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8330. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8331. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8332. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  8333. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  8334. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  8335. You gain 280 Meat
  8336. You acquire an item: big tun
  8337. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  8338. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  8339. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  8340. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8341. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8342. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8343. > Recommended Monster Level: +198 (now: 30)
  8344.  
  8345. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8346. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  8347.  
  8348. [4183] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8349. Encounter: funky pirate
  8350. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8351. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8352. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8353. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8354. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  8355. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  8356. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8357. You acquire an item: Source essence
  8358. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8359. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8360. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8361. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8362. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8363. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  8364. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  8365. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  8366. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8367. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8368. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8369. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  8370. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  8371. You gain 302 Meat
  8372. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  8373. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  8374. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  8375. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  8376. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8377. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8378. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8379. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8380.  
  8381. [4184] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8382. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8383. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8384. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  8385. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8386. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8387. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  8388. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  8389. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8390. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8391. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8392. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8393. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8394. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  8395. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8396. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  8397. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8398. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8399. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8400. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8401. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8402. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  8403. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  8404. You gain 341 Meat
  8405. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  8406. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  8407. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  8408. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8409.  
  8410. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  8411. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  8412. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8413. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8414. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8415. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8416.  
  8417. [4185] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8418. Encounter: funky pirate
  8419. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8420. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8421. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8422. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8423. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  8424. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  8425. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8426. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8427. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8428. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8429. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  8430. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8431. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8432. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  8433. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8434. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8435. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8436. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8437. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  8438. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  8439. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  8440. You gain 291 Meat
  8441. You acquire an item: big tun
  8442. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  8443. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  8444. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  8445. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8446. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8447. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8448. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8449.  
  8450. [4186] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8451. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8452. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8453. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8454. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8455. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8456. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  8457. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  8458. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8459. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8460. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8461. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8462. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8463. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8464. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8465. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8466. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  8467. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8468. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8469. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8470. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8471. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  8472. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  8473. You gain 345 Meat
  8474. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  8475. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  8476. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  8477. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  8478. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8479. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8480. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8481. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8482.  
  8483. [4187] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8484. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  8485. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  8486. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  8487. You acquire an item: bowl of mummy guts
  8488. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8489. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8490. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8491. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8492.  
  8493. [4187] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8494. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8495. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8496. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  8497. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8498. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8499. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  8500. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  8501. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8502. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8503. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8504. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8505. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  8506. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8507. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8508. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  8509. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8510. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8511. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8512. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8513. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  8514. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  8515. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8516. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  8517. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  8518. You gain 216 Meat
  8519. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  8520. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  8521. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  8522. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8523. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8524. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8525. > Recommended Monster Level: +162 (now: 66)
  8526.  
  8527. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8528. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8529.  
  8530. [4188] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8531. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8532. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8533. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8534. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8535. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8536. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  8537. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  8538. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8539. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8540. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8541. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8542. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8543. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8544. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8545. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1094 damage.
  8546. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8547. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  8548. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8549. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8550. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8551. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  8552. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  8553. You gain 205 Meat
  8554. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  8555. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  8556. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  8557. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8558. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8559. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8560. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8561.  
  8562. [4189] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8563. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8564. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8565. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8566. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8567. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8568. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  8569. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  8570. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8571. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8572. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8573. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8574. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8575. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8576. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8577. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8578. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8579. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  8580. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8581. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8582. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  8583. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  8584. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8585. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  8586. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  8587. You gain 280 Meat
  8588. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  8589. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  8590. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  8591. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  8592. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8593. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8594. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8595. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8596.  
  8597. [4190] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8598. Encounter: funky pirate
  8599. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8600. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  8601. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8602. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8603. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  8604. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 defense.
  8605. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8606. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8607. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  8608. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8609. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8610. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8611. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  8612. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8613. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  8614. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8615. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  8616. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8617. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8618. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8619. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  8620. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  8621. You gain 231 Meat
  8622. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  8623. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  8624. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  8625.  
  8626. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  8627. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  8628. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8629. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8630. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8631. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8632.  
  8633. [4191] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8634. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8635. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8636. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8637. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8638. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8639. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  8640. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 defense.
  8641. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8642. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8643. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8644. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8645. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  8646. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  8647. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8648. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8649. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  8650. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8651. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8652. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8653. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  8654. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  8655. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8656. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  8657. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  8658. You gain 270 Meat
  8659. You acquire an item: beard incense
  8660. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  8661. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  8662. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  8663. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8664. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8665. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8666. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8667.  
  8668. [4192] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8669. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8670. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8671. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  8672. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8673. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8674. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  8675. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  8676. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8677. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8678. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8679. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8680. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8681. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8682. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8683. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8684. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8685. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8686. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8687. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8688. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8689. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  8690. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  8691. You gain 324 Meat
  8692. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  8693. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  8694. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  8695. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8696. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8697. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8698. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8699.  
  8700. [4193] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8701. Encounter: funky pirate
  8702. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8703. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8704. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8705. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8706. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  8707. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  8708. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8709. You acquire an item: Source essence
  8710. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8711. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8712. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  8713. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8714. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8715. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  8716. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8717. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8718. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8719. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8720. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8721. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  8722. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  8723. You gain 237 Meat
  8724. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  8725. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  8726. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  8727. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  8728. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8729. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8730. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8731. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8732.  
  8733. [4194] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8734. Encounter: funky pirate
  8735. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8736. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  8737. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8738. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8739. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  8740. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  8741. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8742. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8743. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8744. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8745. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8746. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  8747. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8748. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1126 damage.
  8749. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8750. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  8751. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8752. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8753. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  8754. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  8755. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  8756. You gain 302 Meat
  8757. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  8758. After Battle: You gain 31 Magicalness
  8759. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  8760.  
  8761. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  8762. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  8763. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8764. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8765. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8766. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8767.  
  8768. [4195] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8769. Encounter: fishy pirate
  8770. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8771. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8772. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8773. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8774. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  8775. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  8776. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8777. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8778. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8779. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8780. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8781. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8782. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8783. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8784. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8785. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8786. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8787. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8788. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  8789. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8790. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  8791. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  8792. You gain 280 Meat
  8793. You acquire an item: beard incense
  8794. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  8795. After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness
  8796. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  8797. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8798.  
  8799. equip pants Travoltan trousers
  8800.  
  8801. buy 1 fortune cookie for 36 each from The General Store
  8802. You spent 36 Meat
  8803. You acquire an item: fortune cookie
  8804.  
  8805. eat 1 fortune cookie
  8806. You gain 2 Adventures
  8807. You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  8808. You gain 11 Wizardliness
  8809. You gain 6 Roguishness
  8810. You gain 1 Fullness
  8811. Lucky numbers: 33, 115, 72
  8812.  
  8813. equip pants Pantsgiving
  8814. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8815. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8816. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8817. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8818.  
  8819. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  8820. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  8821.  
  8822. [4196] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8823. Encounter: funky pirate
  8824. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8825. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  8826. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8827. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8828. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  8829. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  8830. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8831. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8832. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8833. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8834. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8835. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  8836. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8837. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  8838. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8839. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8840. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8841. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8842. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  8843. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  8844. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  8845. You gain 280 Meat
  8846. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  8847. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  8848. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  8849. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8850. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8851. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8852. > Recommended Monster Level: +152 (now: 76)
  8853.  
  8854. [4197] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8855. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8856. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8857. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8858. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8859. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8860. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  8861. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  8862. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8863. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8864. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8865. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8866. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8867. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  8868. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8869. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  8870. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  8871. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8872. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8873. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8874. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  8875. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  8876. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  8877. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  8878. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8879. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  8880. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  8881. You gain 302 Meat
  8882. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  8883. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  8884. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  8885. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  8886. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  8887. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8888. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8889. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8890. > Recommended Monster Level: +219 (now: 10)
  8891.  
  8892. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8893. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  8894.  
  8895. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  8896. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  8897.  
  8898. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8899. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8900.  
  8901. [4198] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8902. Encounter: filthy pirate
  8903. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8904. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  8905. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8906. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8907. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  8908. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  8909. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8910. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  8911. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8912. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8913. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  8914. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8915. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8916. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  8917. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8918. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  8919. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8920. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8921. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  8922. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  8923. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  8924. You gain 356 Meat
  8925. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  8926. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  8927. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  8928.  
  8929. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  8930. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  8931. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8932. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  8933. > Recommended Monster Level: +163 (now: 76)
  8934.  
  8935. [4199] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8936. Encounter: funky pirate
  8937. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8938. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8939. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  8940. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  8941. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  8942. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  8943. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  8944. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  8945. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  8946. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8947. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8948. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  8949. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  8950. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1102 damage.
  8951. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  8952. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  8953. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8954. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  8955. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8956. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  8957. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  8958. You gain 226 Meat
  8959. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  8960. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  8961. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  8962. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  8963. Paranormal activity reported at The Smut Orc Logging Camp.
  8964. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  8965. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8966. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  8967. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  8968.  
  8969. [4200] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8970. Encounter: The ghost of Richard Cockingham
  8971. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8972. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8973. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  8974. Round 1: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  8975. Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 147 damage.
  8976. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  8977. Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 147 damage.
  8978. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  8979. After Battle: A love carpenter ant scurries up to you and coos as it drops off some additional building materials.
  8980. You acquire an item: thick caulk
  8981. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  8982. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  8983. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  8984. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  8985. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  8986. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  8987. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  8988. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  8989. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  8990. This combat did not cost a turn
  8991.  
  8992. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  8993. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  8994. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  8995. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  8996. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  8997.  
  8998. [4200] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  8999. Encounter: funky pirate
  9000. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9001. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9002. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9003. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9004. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  9005. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  9006. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9007. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9008. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9009. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9010. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9011. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  9012. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9013. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  9014. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9015. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  9016. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9017. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9018. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9019. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  9020. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  9021. You gain 270 Meat
  9022. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  9023. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  9024. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  9025. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9026. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9027. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9028. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9029.  
  9030. [4201] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9031. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9032. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9033. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9034. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9035. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9036. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  9037. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  9038. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9039. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9040. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9041. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9042. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9043. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9044. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9045. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 572 damage.
  9046. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9047. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9048. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9049. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9050. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9051. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  9052. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  9053. You gain 270 Meat
  9054. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  9055. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  9056. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  9057. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9058. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9059. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9060. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9061.  
  9062. [4202] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9063. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9064. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9065. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9066. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9067. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9068. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 23 attack power.
  9069. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  9070. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9071. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9072. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9073. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9074. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9075. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9076. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9077. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  9078. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9079. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  9080. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9081. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9082. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9083. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  9084. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  9085. You gain 356 Meat
  9086. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9087. You acquire an item: big tun
  9088. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  9089. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  9090. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  9091. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9092. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9093. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9094. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9095.  
  9096. [4203] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9097. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9098. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9099. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9100. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9101. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9102. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 23 attack power.
  9103. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  9104. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9105. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9106. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9107. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9108. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9109. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9110. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9111. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9112. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9113. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9114. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9115. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9116. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  9117. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9118. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  9119. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  9120. You gain 259 Meat
  9121. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  9122. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  9123. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  9124. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9125. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9126. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9127. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9128.  
  9129. [4204] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9130. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9131. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9132. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9133. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9134. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9135. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  9136. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  9137. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9138. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9139. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9140. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9141. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9142. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9143. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9144. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9145. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9146. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9147. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9148. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9149. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  9150. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  9151. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9152. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9153. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  9154. You gain 216 Meat
  9155. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  9156. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  9157. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  9158.  
  9159. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  9160. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  9161. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9162. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9163. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9164. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9165.  
  9166. [4205] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9167. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9168. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9169. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9170. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9171. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9172. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  9173. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  9174. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9175. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9176. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9177. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9178. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9179. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9180. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9181. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  9182. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9183. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9184. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9185. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9186. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9187. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  9188. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  9189. You gain 248 Meat
  9190. You acquire an item: beard incense
  9191. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  9192. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  9193. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  9194. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  9195.  
  9196. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  9197. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  9198. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9199. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9200. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9201. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9202.  
  9203. [4206] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9204. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9205. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9206. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  9207. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9208. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9209. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  9210. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  9211. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9212. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9213. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  9214. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9215. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9216. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9217. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9218. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9219. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1098 damage.
  9220. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9221. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9222. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9223. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9224. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9225. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9226. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  9227. You gain 280 Meat
  9228. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  9229. You gain a Muscle point!
  9230. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  9231. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9232. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  9233. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  9234. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9235. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9236. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9237. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9238.  
  9239. [4207] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9240. Encounter: funky pirate
  9241. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9242. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9243. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9244. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9245. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  9246. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  9247. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9248. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9249. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9250. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9251. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9252. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  9253. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9254. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  9255. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9256. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  9257. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9258. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9259. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9260. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  9261. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  9262. You gain 248 Meat
  9263. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  9264. You acquire an item: big tun
  9265. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  9266. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  9267. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  9268. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9269. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9270. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9271. > Recommended Monster Level: +163 (now: 66)
  9272.  
  9273. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  9274. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  9275.  
  9276. [4208] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9277. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9278. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9279. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9280. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9281. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9282. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  9283. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 30 defense.
  9284. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9285. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9286. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9287. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9288. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9289. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9290. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9291. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  9292. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9293. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9294. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9295. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9296. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9297. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  9298. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  9299. You gain 220 Meat
  9300. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  9301. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  9302. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  9303. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9304. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9305. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9306. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9307.  
  9308. [4209] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9309. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9310. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9311. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9312. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9313. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9314. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  9315. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  9316. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9317. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9318. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9319. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9320. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9321. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9322. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9323. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9324. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9325. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  9326. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9327. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9328. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  9329. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  9330. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  9331. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9332. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  9333. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  9334. You gain 226 Meat
  9335. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  9336. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  9337. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  9338. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9339. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9340. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9341. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9342.  
  9343. [4210] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9344. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9345. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9346. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9347. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9348. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9349. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  9350. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  9351. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9352. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9353. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9354. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9355. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9356. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9357. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9358. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  9359. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9360. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9361. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9362. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9363. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9364. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  9365. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  9366. You gain 237 Meat
  9367. You acquire an item: beard incense
  9368. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  9369. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  9370. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  9371. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9372. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9373. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9374. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9375.  
  9376. [4211] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9377. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9378. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9379. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9380. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9381. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9382. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 23 attack power.
  9383. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  9384. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9385. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9386. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9387. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9388. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9389. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  9390. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9391. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  9392. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9393. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9394. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9395. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9396. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  9397. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  9398. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  9399. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  9400. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  9401. You gain 226 Meat
  9402. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9403. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  9404. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  9405. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  9406. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9407. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9408. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9409. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9410.  
  9411. [4212] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9412. Encounter: funky pirate
  9413. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9414. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9415. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9416. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9417. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  9418. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  9419. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9420. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9421. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9422. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9423. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9424. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  9425. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9426. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  9427. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  9428. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  9429. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9430. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9431. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  9432. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  9433. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9434. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  9435. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  9436. You gain 302 Meat
  9437. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  9438. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  9439. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  9440. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9441. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9442. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9443. > Recommended Monster Level: +199 (now: 30)
  9444.  
  9445. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9446. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  9447.  
  9448. [4213] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9449. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9450. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9451. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9452. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9453. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9454. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  9455. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 defense.
  9456. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9457. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9458. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9459. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9460. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9461. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9462. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9463. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  9464. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  9465. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9466. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9467. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9468. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9469. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  9470. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  9471. You gain 270 Meat
  9472. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  9473. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  9474. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  9475. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  9476. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9477. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9478. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9479. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9480.  
  9481. [4214] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9482. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9483. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9484. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9485. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9486. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9487. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  9488. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  9489. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9490. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9491. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9492. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9493. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9494. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9495. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9496. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9497. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9498. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9499. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9500. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9501. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9502. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  9503. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  9504. You gain 270 Meat
  9505. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  9506. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  9507. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  9508.  
  9509. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  9510. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  9511. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9512. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9513. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9514. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9515.  
  9516. [4215] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9517. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9518. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9519. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9520. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9521. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9522. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  9523. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  9524. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9525. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9526. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9527. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9528. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9529. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  9530. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9531. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  9532. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  9533. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9534. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9535. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9536. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9537. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  9538. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  9539. You gain 248 Meat
  9540. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  9541. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  9542. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  9543. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9544. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9545. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9546. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9547.  
  9548. [4216] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9549. Encounter: funky pirate
  9550. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9551. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  9552. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9553. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9554. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 attack power.
  9555. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  9556. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9557. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9558. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9559. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9560. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9561. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  9562. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9563. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  9564. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  9565. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  9566. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9567. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9568. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  9569. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  9570. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9571. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  9572. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  9573. You gain 291 Meat
  9574. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  9575. After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
  9576. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  9577. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  9578. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9579. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9580. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9581. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9582.  
  9583. [4217] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9584. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9585. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9586. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  9587. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9588. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9589. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  9590. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  9591. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9592. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9593. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9594. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9595. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  9596. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9597. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9598. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9599. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  9600. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9601. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9602. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9603. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  9604. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  9605. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9606. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9607. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  9608. You gain 205 Meat
  9609. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  9610. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  9611. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  9612. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  9613. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9614. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9615. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9616. > Recommended Monster Level: +173 (now: 56)
  9617.  
  9618. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  9619. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  9620.  
  9621. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  9622. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  9623.  
  9624. [4218] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9625. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9626. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9627. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  9628. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9629. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9630. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  9631. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  9632. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9633. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9634. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9635. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9636. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9637. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9638. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9639. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  9640. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  9641. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9642. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9643. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9644. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  9645. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  9646. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  9647. You gain 205 Meat
  9648. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9649. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  9650. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  9651. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  9652. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  9653. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9654. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9655. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9656. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9657.  
  9658. [4219] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9659. Encounter: funky pirate
  9660. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9661. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  9662. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9663. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  9664. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9665. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  9666. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  9667. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9668. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9669. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9670. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9671. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9672. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  9673. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9674. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  9675. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  9676. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  9677. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9678. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9679. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9680. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  9681. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  9682. You gain 270 Meat
  9683. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  9684. You acquire an item: big tun
  9685. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  9686. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  9687. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  9688. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9689. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9690. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9691. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9692.  
  9693. [4220] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9694. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9695. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9696. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9697. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9698. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9699. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  9700. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  9701. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9702. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9703. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9704. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9705. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9706. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9707. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9708. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9709. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9710. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9711. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9712. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9713. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  9714. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  9715. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  9716. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  9717. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  9718. You gain 313 Meat
  9719. You acquire an item: beard incense
  9720. You acquire an item: big tun
  9721. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  9722. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  9723. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  9724.  
  9725. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  9726. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  9727. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9728. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9729. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9730. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9731.  
  9732. [4221] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9733. Encounter: funky pirate
  9734. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9735. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  9736. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9737. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9738. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 attack power.
  9739. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  9740. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9741. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9742. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9743. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9744. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9745. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  9746. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9747. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  9748. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9749. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  9750. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9751. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9752. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  9753. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  9754. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  9755. You gain 259 Meat
  9756. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  9757. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  9758. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  9759. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9760. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9761. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9762. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9763.  
  9764. [4222] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9765. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9766. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9767. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  9768. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9769. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9770. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  9771. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  9772. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9773. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9774. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9775. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9776. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9777. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9778. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9779. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 552 damage.
  9780. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9781. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  9782. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9783. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9784. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9785. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  9786. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  9787. You gain 313 Meat
  9788. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9789. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  9790. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  9791. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  9792. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  9793. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9794. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9795. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9796. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9797.  
  9798. [4223] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9799. Encounter: funky pirate
  9800. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9801. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  9802. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9803. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9804. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  9805. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  9806. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9807. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9808. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9809. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9810. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9811. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  9812. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9813. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  9814. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9815. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  9816. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9817. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9818. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  9819. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  9820. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  9821. You gain 280 Meat
  9822. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  9823. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  9824. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  9825. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9826. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9827. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9828. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9829.  
  9830. [4224] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9831. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9832. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9833. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9834. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9835. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9836. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  9837. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  9838. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9839. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  9840. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9841. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9842. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9843. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9844. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9845. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  9846. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  9847. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9848. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9849. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9850. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  9851. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  9852. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9853. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  9854. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  9855. You gain 286 Meat
  9856. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9857. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  9858. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  9859. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  9860. You acquire an item: Poké-Gro fertilizer
  9861.  
  9862. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  9863. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  9864. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9865. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9866. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9867. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9868.  
  9869. [4225] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9870. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9871. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9872. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  9873. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9874. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9875. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  9876. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  9877. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9878. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9879. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9880. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9881. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  9882. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9883. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9884. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  9885. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9886. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9887. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9888. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9889. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  9890. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  9891. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  9892. You gain 345 Meat
  9893. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9894. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  9895. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  9896. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  9897. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9898. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9899. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9900. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9901.  
  9902. [4226] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9903. Encounter: fishy pirate
  9904. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9905. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  9906. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9907. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9908. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 23 attack power.
  9909. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  9910. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9911. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9912. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9913. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9914. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9915. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  9916. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9917. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  9918. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9919. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9920. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9921. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9922. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9923. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  9924. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  9925. You gain 313 Meat
  9926. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  9927. You acquire an item: big tun
  9928. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  9929. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  9930. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  9931. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9932. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9933. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9934. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  9935.  
  9936. [4227] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9937. Encounter: filthy pirate
  9938. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9939. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9940. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9941. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9942. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  9943. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  9944. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9945. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9946. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9947. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9948. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9949. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  9950. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9951. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  9952. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9953. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  9954. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9955. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9956. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  9957. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  9958. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  9959. You gain 259 Meat
  9960. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  9961. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  9962. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  9963. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  9964. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  9965. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  9966. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  9967. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  9968. > Recommended Monster Level: +209 (now: 20)
  9969.  
  9970. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9971. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  9972.  
  9973. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  9974. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  9975.  
  9976. [4228] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  9977. Encounter: funky pirate
  9978. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9979. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9980. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  9981. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  9982. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  9983. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  9984. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  9985. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9986. You acquire an item: Source essence
  9987. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  9988. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9989. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9990. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  9991. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  9992. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  9993. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  9994. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  9995. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9996. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  9997. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  9998. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  9999. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  10000. You gain 205 Meat
  10001. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  10002. After Battle: You gain 47 Mysteriousness
  10003. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  10004. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  10005. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10006. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10007. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10008. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  10009.  
  10010. clan_hobopolis.php?place=2
  10011. > Checking counters now.
  10012. clan_hobopolis.php?place=4&pwd
  10013. clan_hobopolis.php?place=5&pwd
  10014. clan_hobopolis.php?place=7&pwd
  10015. clan_hobopolis.php?place=6&pwd
  10016. clan_hobopolis.php?place=8&pwd
  10017. > A donkey flipbook is currently selling for 28,000 meat .
  10018.  
  10019. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  10020. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  10021. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10022. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10023. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10024. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  10025.  
  10026. [4229] South of the Border
  10027. Encounter: Filth, Filth, and More Filth
  10028. You acquire an item: donkey flipbook
  10029. > If I ate even a fortune cookie I'd burst! Remember to eat a fortune cookie when the tummy is emptier.
  10030.  
  10031. clan_hobopolis.php?place=4&pwd
  10032. clan_hobopolis.php?place=5&pwd
  10033. clan_hobopolis.php?place=7&pwd
  10034. clan_hobopolis.php?place=6&pwd
  10035. clan_hobopolis.php?place=8&pwd
  10036. > 3 vials of scented massage oil are currently selling for 6,250 meat each.
  10037.  
  10038. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  10039. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  10040. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10041. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10042. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10043. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10044.  
  10045. [4230] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10046. Encounter: filthy pirate
  10047. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10048. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10049. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10050. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10051. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  10052. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  10053. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10054. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10055. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10056. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10057. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10058. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10059. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10060. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10061. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10062. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  10063. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10064. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10065. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10066. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  10067. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  10068. You gain 270 Meat
  10069. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  10070. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  10071. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  10072. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  10073. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10074. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10075. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10076. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10077.  
  10078. [4231] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10079. Encounter: funky pirate
  10080. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10081. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10082. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10083. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  10084. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10085. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  10086. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  10087. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10088. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10089. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10090. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10091. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10092. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10093. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10094. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  10095. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10096. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10097. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10098. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10099. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10100. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  10101. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  10102. You gain 334 Meat
  10103. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10104. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  10105. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  10106. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  10107. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10108. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10109. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10110. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10111.  
  10112. [4232] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10113. Encounter: funky pirate
  10114. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10115. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10116. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10117. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10118. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  10119. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  10120. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10121. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10122. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10123. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10124. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10125. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  10126. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10127. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  10128. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10129. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  10130. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10131. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10132. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10133. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  10134. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  10135. You gain 324 Meat
  10136. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10137. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  10138. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  10139. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  10140. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  10141. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10142. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10143. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10144. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10145.  
  10146. [4233] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10147. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10148. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10149. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10150. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10151. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10152. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  10153. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  10154. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10155. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10156. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10157. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10158. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10159. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10160. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10161. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  10162. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10163. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  10164. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10165. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10166. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  10167. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10168. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  10169. You gain 324 Meat
  10170. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  10171. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  10172. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  10173. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10174. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10175. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10176. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10177.  
  10178. [4234] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10179. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10180. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10181. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10182. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10183. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  10184. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10185. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  10186. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  10187. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10188. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10189. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10190. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10191. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10192. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10193. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10194. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1116 damage.
  10195. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  10196. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10197. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10198. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10199. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10200. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  10201. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  10202. You gain 172 Meat
  10203. You acquire an item: big tun
  10204. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  10205. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  10206. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10207. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  10208.  
  10209. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  10210. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  10211. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10212. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10213. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10214. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10215.  
  10216. [4235] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10217. Encounter: funky pirate
  10218. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10219. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  10220. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10221. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10222. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10223. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  10224. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10225. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10226. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10227. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10228. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10229. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  10230. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10231. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  10232. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10233. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  10234. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10235. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10236. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10237. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  10238. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  10239. You gain 308 Meat
  10240. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  10241. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  10242. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  10243.  
  10244. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  10245. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  10246. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10247. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10248. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10249. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10250.  
  10251. [4236] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10252. Encounter: filthy pirate
  10253. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10254. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10255. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10256. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10257. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10258. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  10259. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10260. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10261. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10262. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10263. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10264. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10265. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10266. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10267. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10268. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10269. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10270. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10271. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10272. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  10273. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  10274. You gain 237 Meat
  10275. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  10276. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  10277. After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness
  10278. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  10279. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10280. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10281. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10282. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10283.  
  10284. [4237] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10285. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10286. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10287. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10288. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10289. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10290. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  10291. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  10292. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10293. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10294. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10295. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10296. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  10297. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  10298. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10299. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  10300. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10301. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  10302. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10303. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10304. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  10305. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  10306. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  10307. You gain 302 Meat
  10308. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  10309. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  10310. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  10311. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  10312. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10313. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10314. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10315. > Recommended Monster Level: +173 (now: 56)
  10316.  
  10317. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  10318. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  10319.  
  10320. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  10321. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  10322.  
  10323. [4238] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10324. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  10325. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  10326. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  10327. You acquire an item: bowl of mummy guts
  10328. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10329. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10330. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10331. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10332.  
  10333. [4238] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10334. Encounter: filthy pirate
  10335. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10336. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10337. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10338. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  10339. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10340. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 attack power.
  10341. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  10342. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10343. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10344. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10345. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10346. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10347. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  10348. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10349. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10350. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  10351. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  10352. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10353. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10354. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10355. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  10356. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  10357. You gain 237 Meat
  10358. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  10359. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  10360. You gain a Muscle point!
  10361. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  10362. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  10363. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10364. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10365. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10366. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10367.  
  10368. [4239] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10369. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10370. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10371. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10372. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10373. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10374. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10375. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 defense.
  10376. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10377. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10378. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10379. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10380. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10381. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  10382. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10383. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10384. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10385. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10386. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10387. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10388. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  10389. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  10390. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  10391. You gain 302 Meat
  10392. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  10393. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  10394. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  10395. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  10396. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10397. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10398. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10399. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10400.  
  10401. [4240] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10402. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10403. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10404. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10405. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10406. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10407. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10408. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  10409. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10410. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10411. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10412. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10413. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10414. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10415. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10416. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  10417. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10418. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  10419. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10420. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10421. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  10422. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  10423. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10424. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  10425. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  10426. You gain 194 Meat
  10427. After Battle: You gain 28 Beefiness
  10428. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  10429. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  10430. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  10431. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10432. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10433. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10434. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10435.  
  10436. [4241] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10437. Encounter: funky pirate
  10438. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10439. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10440. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10441. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10442. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  10443. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  10444. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10445. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  10446. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10447. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10448. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10449. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  10450. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10451. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  10452. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10453. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  10454. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10455. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10456. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10457. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  10458. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  10459. You gain 313 Meat
  10460. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10461. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  10462. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  10463. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  10464. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10465. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10466. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10467. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10468.  
  10469. [4242] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10470. Encounter: funky pirate
  10471. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10472. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10473. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10474. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10475. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  10476. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  10477. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10478. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10479. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10480. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10481. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10482. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  10483. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10484. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  10485. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10486. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10487. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10488. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10489. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10490. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  10491. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  10492. You gain 280 Meat
  10493. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10494. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  10495. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  10496. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  10497. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  10498. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  10499. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10500. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10501. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10502. > Recommended Monster Level: +199 (now: 30)
  10503.  
  10504. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  10505. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  10506.  
  10507. [4243] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10508. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10509. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10510. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10511. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10512. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10513. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  10514. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  10515. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10516. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10517. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10518. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10519. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10520. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10521. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10522. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  10523. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10524. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  10525. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10526. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10527. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  10528. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  10529. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  10530. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  10531. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  10532. You gain 313 Meat
  10533. You acquire an item: beard incense
  10534. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  10535. After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness
  10536. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  10537. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  10538. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10539. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10540. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10541. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10542.  
  10543. [4244] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10544. Encounter: funky pirate
  10545. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10546. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10547. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10548. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10549. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 attack power.
  10550. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  10551. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10552. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10553. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  10554. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10555. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10556. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10557. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10558. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10559. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  10560. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10561. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  10562. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10563. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10564. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  10565. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  10566. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10567. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10568. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  10569. You gain 324 Meat
  10570. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10571. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  10572. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  10573. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  10574. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  10575. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  10576.  
  10577. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  10578. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  10579. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10580. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10581. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10582. > Recommended Monster Level: +153 (now: 76)
  10583.  
  10584. [4245] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10585. Encounter: funky pirate
  10586. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10587. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10588. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10589. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10590. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  10591. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  10592. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10593. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10594. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10595. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10596. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10597. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  10598. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10599. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1130 damage.
  10600. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10601. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10602. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10603. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10604. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10605. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  10606. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  10607. You gain 284 Meat
  10608. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10609. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  10610. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  10611. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  10612. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  10613. You gain a Moxie point!
  10614. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10615. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10616. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10617. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10618.  
  10619. [4246] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10620. Encounter: filthy pirate
  10621. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10622. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10623. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10624. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10625. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10626. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  10627. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10628. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  10629. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10630. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10631. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10632. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10633. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10634. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10635. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10636. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10637. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10638. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10639. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10640. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  10641. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  10642. You gain 235 Meat
  10643. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  10644. After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
  10645. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  10646. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  10647. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10648. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10649. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10650. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10651.  
  10652. [4247] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10653. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10654. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10655. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10656. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10657. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10658. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10659. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 23 defense.
  10660. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10661. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10662. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10663. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10664. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10665. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10666. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10667. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  10668. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10669. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  10670. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10671. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10672. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  10673. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  10674. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10675. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  10676. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  10677. You gain 264 Meat
  10678. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  10679. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  10680. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  10681. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  10682. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10683. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10684. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10685. > Recommended Monster Level: +164 (now: 66)
  10686.  
  10687. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  10688. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  10689.  
  10690. [4248] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10691. Encounter: funky pirate
  10692. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10693. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10694. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10695. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10696. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  10697. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  10698. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10699. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  10700. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10701. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10702. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10703. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  10704. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10705. Round 6: funky pirate takes 574 damage.
  10706. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10707. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  10708. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10709. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10710. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10711. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  10712. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  10713. You gain 225 Meat
  10714. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  10715. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  10716. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  10717. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  10718. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10719. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10720. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10721. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10722.  
  10723. [4249] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10724. Encounter: funky pirate
  10725. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10726. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10727. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10728. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10729. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  10730. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  10731. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10732. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10733. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10734. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10735. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10736. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  10737. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10738. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  10739. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10740. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10741. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10742. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10743. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10744. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  10745. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  10746. You gain 303 Meat
  10747. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  10748. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  10749. After Battle: You gain 27 Enchantedness
  10750. After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
  10751.  
  10752. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  10753. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  10754. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10755. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  10756. > Recommended Monster Level: +164 (now: 76)
  10757.  
  10758. [4250] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10759. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10760. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10761. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10762. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10763. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10764. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  10765. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  10766. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10767. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10768. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10769. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10770. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10771. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10772. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10773. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  10774. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10775. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  10776. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10777. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10778. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10779. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  10780. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  10781. You gain 225 Meat
  10782. You acquire an item: beard incense
  10783. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  10784. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  10785. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  10786. Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
  10787.  
  10788. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  10789. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  10790.  
  10791. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  10792. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  10793. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  10794. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10795. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 150)
  10796. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  10797.  
  10798. [4251] Cobb's Knob Treasury
  10799. Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege
  10800. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10801. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10802. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  10803. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10804. Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege drops 6 attack power.
  10805. Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege drops 4 defense.
  10806. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10807. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1140 damage.
  10808. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege drops 5 attack power.
  10809. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege drops 6 defense.
  10810. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  10811. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10812. After Battle: A lovegrub crawls out from under a nearby pile of refuse and delivers a little stack of Meat.
  10813. You gain 86 Meat.
  10814. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10815. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  10816. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  10817. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  10818. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  10819. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  10820. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  10821. This combat did not cost a turn
  10822.  
  10823. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  10824.  
  10825. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  10826. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  10827. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10828. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10829. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10830. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10831.  
  10832. [4251] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10833. Encounter: funky pirate
  10834. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10835. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10836. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10837. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10838. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  10839. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  10840. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10841. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10842. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10843. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10844. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10845. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  10846. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10847. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  10848. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10849. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  10850. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10851. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10852. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  10853. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  10854. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  10855. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10856. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  10857. You gain 274 Meat
  10858. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  10859. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  10860. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  10861. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  10862. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10863. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10864. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10865. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10866.  
  10867. [4252] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10868. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10869. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10870. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10871. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10872. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  10873. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10874. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  10875. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 defense.
  10876. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10877. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  10878. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10879. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10880. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  10881. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10882. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10883. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10884. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  10885. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10886. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10887. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10888. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10889. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  10890. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  10891. You gain 245 Meat
  10892. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  10893. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  10894. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  10895. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  10896. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10897. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10898. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10899. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10900.  
  10901. [4253] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10902. Encounter: filthy pirate
  10903. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10904. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10905. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10906. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10907. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  10908. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  10909. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10910. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  10911. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10912. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10913. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10914. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  10915. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10916. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 572 damage.
  10917. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  10918. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10919. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10920. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10921. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10922. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  10923. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  10924. You gain 225 Meat
  10925. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  10926. You acquire an item: big tun
  10927. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  10928. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  10929. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  10930. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10931. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10932. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10933. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10934.  
  10935. [4254] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10936. Encounter: filthy pirate
  10937. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10938. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  10939. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10940. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10941. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 30 attack power.
  10942. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  10943. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10944. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10945. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10946. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10947. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10948. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10949. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10950. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1098 damage.
  10951. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10952. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  10953. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10954. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10955. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  10956. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  10957. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  10958. You gain 235 Meat
  10959. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  10960. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  10961. You acquire an item: big tun
  10962. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  10963. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  10964. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  10965.  
  10966. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  10967. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  10968. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  10969. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  10970. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  10971. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  10972.  
  10973. [4255] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  10974. Encounter: fishy pirate
  10975. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10976. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10977. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  10978. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  10979. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  10980. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  10981. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  10982. You acquire an item: Source essence
  10983. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  10984. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10985. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  10986. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  10987. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  10988. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  10989. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10990. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  10991. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10992. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  10993. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  10994. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  10995. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  10996. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  10997. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  10998. You gain 245 Meat
  10999. You acquire an item: beard incense
  11000. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  11001. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  11002. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  11003. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11004. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11005. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11006. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11007.  
  11008. [4256] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11009. Encounter: funky pirate
  11010. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11011. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11012. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11013. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11014. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  11015. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  11016. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11017. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11018. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11019. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11020. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11021. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  11022. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11023. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  11024. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11025. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11026. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11027. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11028. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  11029. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  11030. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11031. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  11032. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  11033. You gain 294 Meat
  11034. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  11035. You acquire an item: big tun
  11036. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  11037. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  11038. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  11039. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11040. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11041. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11042. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11043.  
  11044. [4257] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11045. Encounter: funky pirate
  11046. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11047. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11048. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11049. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11050. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  11051. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 defense.
  11052. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11053. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11054. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11055. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11056. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11057. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  11058. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11059. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  11060. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11061. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  11062. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11063. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11064. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11065. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  11066. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  11067. You gain 303 Meat
  11068. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  11069. You acquire an item: big tun
  11070. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  11071. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  11072. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  11073. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11074. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11075. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11076. > Recommended Monster Level: +220 (now: 10)
  11077.  
  11078. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  11079. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  11080.  
  11081. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  11082. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  11083.  
  11084. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  11085. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  11086.  
  11087. [4258] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11088. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11089. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11090. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11091. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11092. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11093. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  11094. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  11095. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11096. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11097. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11098. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11099. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11100. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11101. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11102. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  11103. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11104. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11105. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11106. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11107. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11108. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  11109. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  11110. You gain 294 Meat
  11111. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  11112. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  11113. After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
  11114. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11115. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11116. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11117. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11118.  
  11119. [4259] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11120. Encounter: funky pirate
  11121. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11122. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11123. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11124. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11125. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  11126. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 defense.
  11127. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11128. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11129. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11130. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11131. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11132. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  11133. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11134. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  11135. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11136. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  11137. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11138. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11139. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11140. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  11141. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  11142. You gain 313 Meat
  11143. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  11144. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  11145. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  11146. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  11147. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11148. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11149. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11150. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11151.  
  11152. [4260] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11153. Encounter: funky pirate
  11154. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11155. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11156. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11157. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11158. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 attack power.
  11159. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  11160. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11161. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11162. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11163. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11164. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11165. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  11166. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11167. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  11168. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11169. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11170. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11171. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11172. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  11173. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  11174. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11175. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  11176. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  11177. You gain 323 Meat
  11178. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  11179. After Battle: You gain 43 Magicalness
  11180. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11181. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  11182. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11183. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11184. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11185. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11186.  
  11187. [4261] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11188. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11189. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11190. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11191. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11192. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  11193. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11194. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  11195. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  11196. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11197. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11198. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11199. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11200. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11201. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  11202. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11203. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  11204. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11205. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11206. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11207. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11208. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11209. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  11210. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  11211. You gain 264 Meat
  11212. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  11213. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  11214. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
  11215. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11216. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11217. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11218. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11219.  
  11220. [4262] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11221. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11222. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11223. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11224. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11225. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11226. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 23 attack power.
  11227. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  11228. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11229. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11230. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11231. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11232. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11233. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11234. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11235. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  11236. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11237. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11238. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11239. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11240. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  11241. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  11242. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11243. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  11244. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  11245. You gain 303 Meat
  11246. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  11247. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  11248. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  11249. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  11250. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11251. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11252. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11253. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11254.  
  11255. [4263] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11256. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11257. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11258. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11259. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11260. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11261. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  11262. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  11263. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11264. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11265. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11266. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11267. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11268. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11269. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11270. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1108 damage.
  11271. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11272. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  11273. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11274. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11275. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11276. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  11277. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  11278. You gain 264 Meat
  11279. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  11280. You acquire an item: big tun
  11281. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  11282. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  11283. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  11284. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11285. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11286. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11287. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11288.  
  11289. [4264] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11290. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11291. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11292. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11293. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11294. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11295. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  11296. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  11297. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11298. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11299. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11300. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11301. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11302. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11303. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11304. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1130 damage.
  11305. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11306. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  11307. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11308. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11309. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11310. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  11311. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  11312. You gain 294 Meat
  11313. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  11314. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  11315. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  11316.  
  11317. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  11318. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  11319. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11320. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11321. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11322. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11323.  
  11324. [4265] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11325. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11326. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11327. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11328. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11329. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11330. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  11331. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  11332. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11333. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11334. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11335. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11336. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11337. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11338. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11339. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  11340. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11341. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  11342. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11343. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11344. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11345. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  11346. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  11347. You gain 264 Meat
  11348. You acquire an item: big tun
  11349. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  11350. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  11351. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  11352.  
  11353. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  11354. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  11355. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11356. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11357. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11358. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11359.  
  11360. [4266] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11361. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11362. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11363. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11364. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11365. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11366. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  11367. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  11368. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11369. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11370. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11371. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11372. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11373. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11374. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11375. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  11376. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11377. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11378. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11379. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11380. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11381. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  11382. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  11383. You gain 303 Meat
  11384. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  11385. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  11386. After Battle: You gain 43 Magicalness
  11387. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  11388. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11389. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11390. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11391. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11392.  
  11393. [4267] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11394. Encounter: funky pirate
  11395. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11396. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11397. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11398. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11399. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  11400. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  11401. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11402. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11403. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11404. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11405. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11406. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11407. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11408. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  11409. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11410. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11411. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11412. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11413. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11414. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  11415. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  11416. You gain 254 Meat
  11417. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  11418. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  11419. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  11420. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11421. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11422. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11423. > Recommended Monster Level: +164 (now: 66)
  11424.  
  11425. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  11426. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  11427.  
  11428. [4268] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11429. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11430. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11431. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11432. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11433. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11434. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  11435. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  11436. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11437. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  11438. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  11439. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11440. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11441. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11442. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  11443. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11444. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 1112 damage.
  11445. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11446. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  11447. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11448. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11449. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  11450. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  11451. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11452. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  11453. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  11454. You gain 254 Meat
  11455. You acquire an item: beard incense
  11456. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  11457. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  11458. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  11459. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  11460. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11461. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11462. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11463. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11464.  
  11465. [4269] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11466. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11467. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11468. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11469. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11470. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11471. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  11472. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  11473. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11474. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11475. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11476. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11477. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11478. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11479. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11480. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  11481. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11482. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  11483. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11484. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11485. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11486. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  11487. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  11488. You gain 303 Meat
  11489. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  11490. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  11491. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  11492. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  11493. You gain a Muscle point!
  11494. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  11495. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  11496. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11497. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11498. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11499. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11500.  
  11501. [4270] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11502. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11503. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11504. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11505. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11506. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11507. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  11508. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  11509. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11510. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11511. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  11512. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11513. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11514. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11515. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  11516. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11517. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  11518. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11519. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11520. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11521. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11522. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11523. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  11524. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  11525. You gain 215 Meat
  11526. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  11527. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  11528. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  11529. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11530. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11531. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11532. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11533.  
  11534. [4271] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11535. Encounter: funky pirate
  11536. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11537. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  11538. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11539. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11540. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  11541. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 defense.
  11542. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11543. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11544. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11545. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11546. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11547. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  11548. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11549. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  11550. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11551. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11552. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11553. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11554. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11555. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  11556. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  11557. You gain 215 Meat
  11558. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  11559. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  11560. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  11561. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  11562. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11563. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11564. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11565. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11566.  
  11567. [4272] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11568. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11569. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11570. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11571. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11572. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11573. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  11574. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  11575. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11576. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11577. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  11578. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11579. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11580. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11581. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11582. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11583. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1100 damage.
  11584. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11585. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11586. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11587. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11588. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11589. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  11590. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  11591. You gain 235 Meat
  11592. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  11593. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  11594. After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness
  11595. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  11596. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11597. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11598. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11599. > Recommended Monster Level: +200 (now: 30)
  11600.  
  11601. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  11602. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  11603.  
  11604. [4273] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11605. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11606. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11607. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11608. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11609. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11610. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  11611. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  11612. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11613. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11614. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11615. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11616. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11617. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  11618. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11619. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  11620. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11621. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11622. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11623. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11624. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  11625. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  11626. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  11627. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11628. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  11629. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  11630. You gain 294 Meat
  11631. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  11632. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  11633. You acquire an item: big tun
  11634. After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
  11635. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  11636. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  11637. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  11638. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11639. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11640. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11641. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11642.  
  11643. [4274] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11644. Encounter: funky pirate
  11645. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11646. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11647. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11648. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11649. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  11650. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  11651. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11652. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11653. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11654. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11655. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11656. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  11657. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11658. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  11659. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11660. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11661. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11662. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11663. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11664. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  11665. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  11666. You gain 303 Meat
  11667. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  11668. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  11669. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  11670.  
  11671. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  11672. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  11673. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11674. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11675. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11676. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11677.  
  11678. [4275] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11679. Encounter: funky pirate
  11680. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11681. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11682. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11683. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11684. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  11685. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  11686. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11687. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11688. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11689. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11690. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11691. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  11692. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11693. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  11694. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11695. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  11696. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11697. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11698. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  11699. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  11700. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11701. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  11702. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  11703. You gain 225 Meat
  11704. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  11705. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  11706. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  11707. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11708. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11709. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11710. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11711.  
  11712. [4276] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11713. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11714. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11715. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11716. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11717. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11718. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  11719. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 defense.
  11720. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11721. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11722. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11723. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11724. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11725. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11726. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11727. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  11728. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11729. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11730. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11731. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11732. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11733. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  11734. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  11735. You gain 210 Meat
  11736. You acquire an item: beard incense
  11737. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  11738. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  11739. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  11740. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11741. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11742. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11743. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11744.  
  11745. [4277] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11746. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11747. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11748. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11749. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11750. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11751. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  11752. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  11753. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11754. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11755. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11756. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11757. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11758. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11759. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11760. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  11761. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11762. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  11763. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11764. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11765. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11766. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  11767. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  11768. You gain 245 Meat
  11769. You acquire an item: beard incense
  11770. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  11771. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  11772. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  11773. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  11774. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11775. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11776. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11777. > Recommended Monster Level: +174 (now: 56)
  11778.  
  11779. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  11780. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  11781.  
  11782. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  11783. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  11784.  
  11785. [4278] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11786. Encounter: funky pirate
  11787. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11788. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11789. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11790. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11791. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  11792. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  11793. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11794. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  11795. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11796. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11797. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11798. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  11799. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11800. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  11801. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11802. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11803. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11804. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11805. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11806. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  11807. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  11808. You gain 196 Meat
  11809. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  11810. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  11811. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  11812. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11813. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11814. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11815. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11816.  
  11817. [4279] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11818. Encounter: fishy pirate
  11819. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11820. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11821. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11822. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11823. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  11824. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  11825. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11826. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11827. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11828. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11829. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11830. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11831. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11832. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  11833. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11834. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  11835. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11836. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11837. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  11838. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  11839. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11840. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  11841. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  11842. You gain 284 Meat
  11843. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  11844. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  11845. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  11846. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  11847. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11848. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11849. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11850. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11851.  
  11852. [4280] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11853. Encounter: funky pirate
  11854. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11855. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11856. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11857. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11858. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  11859. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  11860. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11861. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11862. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11863. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11864. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  11865. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  11866. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11867. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  11868. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11869. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  11870. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11871. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11872. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11873. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  11874. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  11875. You gain 264 Meat
  11876. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  11877. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  11878. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  11879.  
  11880. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  11881. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  11882. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11883. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11884. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11885. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11886.  
  11887. [4281] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11888. Encounter: funky pirate
  11889. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11890. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11891. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11892. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11893. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  11894. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  11895. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11896. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  11897. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11898. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11899. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11900. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  11901. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11902. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  11903. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11904. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11905. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11906. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11907. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  11908. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  11909. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  11910. You gain 250 Meat
  11911. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  11912. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  11913. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  11914. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11915. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11916. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11917. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11918.  
  11919. [4282] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11920. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11921. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11922. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11923. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11924. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  11925. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11926. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  11927. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  11928. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11929. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11930. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11931. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11932. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11933. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11934. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11935. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1128 damage.
  11936. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11937. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11938. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11939. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11940. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  11941. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  11942. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  11943. You gain 284 Meat
  11944. You acquire an item: big tun
  11945. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  11946. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  11947. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  11948. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11949. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11950. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11951. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11952.  
  11953. [4283] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11954. Encounter: funky pirate
  11955. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11956. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11957. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11958. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11959. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  11960. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  11961. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11962. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11963. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11964. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11965. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11966. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  11967. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  11968. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  11969. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  11970. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  11971. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11972. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  11973. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  11974. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  11975. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  11976. You gain 245 Meat
  11977. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  11978. After Battle: You gain 48 Mysteriousness
  11979. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  11980. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  11981. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  11982. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  11983. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  11984.  
  11985. [4284] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  11986. Encounter: filthy pirate
  11987. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11988. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11989. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  11990. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  11991. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  11992. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  11993. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  11994. You acquire an item: Source essence
  11995. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  11996. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11997. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11998. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11999. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12000. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  12001. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12002. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  12003. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12004. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12005. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  12006. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12007. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  12008. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  12009. You gain 235 Meat
  12010. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  12011. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  12012. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  12013. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  12014. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  12015.  
  12016. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  12017. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  12018. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12019. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12020. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12021. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12022.  
  12023. [4285] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12024. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12025. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12026. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  12027. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12028. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12029. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  12030. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  12031. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12032. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12033. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12034. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12035. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12036. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12037. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12038. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  12039. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12040. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12041. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12042. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12043. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12044. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  12045. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  12046. You gain 235 Meat
  12047. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  12048. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  12049. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  12050. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12051. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12052. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12053. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12054.  
  12055. [4286] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12056. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12057. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12058. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  12059. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12060. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12061. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  12062. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  12063. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12064. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12065. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12066. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12067. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12068. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12069. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12070. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  12071. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12072. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  12073. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12074. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12075. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12076. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  12077. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  12078. You gain 264 Meat
  12079. You acquire an item: beard incense
  12080. After Battle: You gain 28 Beefiness
  12081. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  12082. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  12083. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12084. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12085. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12086. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12087.  
  12088. [4287] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12089. Encounter: funky pirate
  12090. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12091. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12092. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12093. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12094. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  12095. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  12096. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12097. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12098. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12099. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12100. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12101. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12102. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12103. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  12104. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12105. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  12106. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12107. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12108. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12109. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  12110. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  12111. You gain 313 Meat
  12112. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  12113. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  12114. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12115. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  12116. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12117. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12118. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12119. > Recommended Monster Level: +210 (now: 20)
  12120.  
  12121. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  12122. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  12123.  
  12124. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  12125. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  12126.  
  12127. [4288] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12128. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  12129. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  12130. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  12131. You acquire an item: bowl of maggots
  12132. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12133. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12134. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12135. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12136.  
  12137. [4288] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12138. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12139. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12140. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12141. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12142. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12143. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  12144. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  12145. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12146. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12147. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12148. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12149. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12150. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12151. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12152. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1130 damage.
  12153. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12154. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12155. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12156. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12157. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12158. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  12159. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  12160. You gain 235 Meat
  12161. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  12162. You acquire an item: big tun
  12163. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  12164. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  12165. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  12166. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12167. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12168. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12169. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12170.  
  12171. [4289] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12172. Encounter: funky pirate
  12173. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12174. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  12175. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12176. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  12177. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12178. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 attack power.
  12179. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  12180. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12181. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12182. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12183. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12184. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12185. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  12186. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12187. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  12188. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12189. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  12190. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12191. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12192. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12193. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  12194. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  12195. You gain 196 Meat
  12196. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  12197. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  12198. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  12199. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  12200. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  12201. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12202. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12203. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12204. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12205.  
  12206. [4290] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12207. Encounter: funky pirate
  12208. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12209. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12210. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12211. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12212. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  12213. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  12214. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12215. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12216. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12217. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12218. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12219. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  12220. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12221. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  12222. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12223. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  12224. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12225. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12226. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12227. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  12228. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  12229. You gain 205 Meat
  12230. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  12231. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  12232. After Battle: You gain 31 Magicalness
  12233. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  12234. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12235. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12236. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12237. > Recommended Monster Level: +154 (now: 76)
  12238.  
  12239. [4291] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12240. Encounter: funky pirate
  12241. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12242. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  12243. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12244. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12245. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  12246. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  12247. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12248. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12249. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12250. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12251. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12252. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12253. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12254. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  12255. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12256. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12257. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12258. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12259. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  12260. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12261. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  12262. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  12263. You gain 225 Meat
  12264. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  12265. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  12266. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  12267. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
  12268. You gain a Moxie point!
  12269. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12270. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12271. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12272. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12273.  
  12274. [4292] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12275. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12276. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12277. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12278. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12279. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12280. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  12281. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  12282. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12283. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12284. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12285. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12286. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12287. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  12288. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12289. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 576 damage.
  12290. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12291. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  12292. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12293. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12294. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12295. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  12296. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  12297. You gain 274 Meat
  12298. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscleboundness
  12299. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  12300. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  12301. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12302. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12303. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12304. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12305.  
  12306. [4293] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12307. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12308. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12309. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12310. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12311. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12312. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  12313. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  12314. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12315. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12316. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12317. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12318. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12319. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  12320. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12321. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  12322. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12323. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  12324. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12325. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12326. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  12327. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  12328. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12329. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  12330. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  12331. You gain 254 Meat
  12332. You acquire an item: beard incense
  12333. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  12334. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  12335. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  12336. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12337. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12338. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12339. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12340.  
  12341. [4294] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12342. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12343. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12344. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12345. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12346. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12347. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  12348. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  12349. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12350. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12351. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12352. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12353. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12354. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12355. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12356. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  12357. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12358. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12359. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12360. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12361. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12362. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  12363. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  12364. You gain 186 Meat
  12365. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  12366. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  12367. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  12368.  
  12369. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  12370. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  12371. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12372. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12373. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12374. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12375.  
  12376. [4295] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12377. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12378. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12379. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12380. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12381. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12382. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  12383. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  12384. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12385. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12386. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12387. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12388. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12389. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12390. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12391. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 556 damage.
  12392. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12393. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12394. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12395. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12396. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12397. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  12398. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  12399. You gain 290 Meat
  12400. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  12401. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  12402. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  12403. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  12404. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  12405.  
  12406. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  12407. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  12408. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12409. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12410. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12411. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12412.  
  12413. [4296] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12414. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12415. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12416. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12417. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12418. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12419. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  12420. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  12421. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12422. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12423. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12424. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12425. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12426. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12427. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12428. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  12429. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12430. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12431. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12432. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12433. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12434. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  12435. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  12436. You gain 313 Meat
  12437. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  12438. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  12439. After Battle: You gain 42 Enchantedness
  12440. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  12441. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12442. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12443. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12444. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12445.  
  12446. [4297] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12447. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12448. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12449. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  12450. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12451. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12452. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  12453. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  12454. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12455. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12456. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12457. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12458. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12459. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12460. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12461. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 572 damage.
  12462. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12463. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12464. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12465. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12466. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  12467. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  12468. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12469. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  12470. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  12471. You gain 215 Meat
  12472. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  12473. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  12474. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  12475. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  12476. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  12477. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12478. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12479. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12480. > Recommended Monster Level: +175 (now: 56)
  12481.  
  12482. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  12483. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  12484.  
  12485. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  12486. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  12487.  
  12488. [4298] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12489. Encounter: funky pirate
  12490. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12491. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12492. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12493. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12494. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  12495. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  12496. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12497. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12498. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12499. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12500. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12501. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12502. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12503. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1134 damage.
  12504. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12505. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12506. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12507. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12508. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  12509. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12510. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  12511. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  12512. You gain 254 Meat
  12513. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  12514. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  12515. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  12516. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12517. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12518. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12519. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12520.  
  12521. [4299] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12522. Encounter: funky pirate
  12523. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12524. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12525. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12526. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  12527. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12528. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  12529. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  12530. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12531. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12532. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12533. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12534. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12535. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  12536. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12537. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  12538. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12539. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12540. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12541. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12542. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  12543. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  12544. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12545. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  12546. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  12547. You gain 205 Meat
  12548. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  12549. You acquire an item: big tun
  12550. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  12551. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  12552. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  12553. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12554. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12555. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12556. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12557.  
  12558. [4300] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12559. Encounter: funky pirate
  12560. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12561. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  12562. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12563. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12564. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  12565. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  12566. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12567. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12568. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12569. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12570. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12571. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12572. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12573. Round 6: funky pirate takes 574 damage.
  12574. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12575. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12576. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12577. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12578. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12579. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  12580. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  12581. You gain 284 Meat
  12582. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  12583. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  12584. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  12585. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  12586.  
  12587. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  12588. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  12589. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12590. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  12591. > Recommended Monster Level: +165 (now: 76)
  12592.  
  12593. [4301] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12594. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12595. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12596. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12597. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12598. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12599. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  12600. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  12601. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12602. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12603. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12604. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12605. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12606. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12607. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12608. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 582 damage.
  12609. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12610. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12611. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12612. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12613. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12614. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  12615. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  12616. You gain 235 Meat
  12617. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  12618. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  12619. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  12620. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Wine Cellar.
  12621.  
  12622. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  12623. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  12624. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  12625. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12626. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  12627. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  12628.  
  12629. [4302] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  12630. Encounter: The ghost of Jim Unfortunato
  12631. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12632. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  12633. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  12634. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12635. Round 2: The ghost of Jim Unfortunato drops 9 attack power.
  12636. Round 2: The ghost of Jim Unfortunato drops 10 defense.
  12637. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12638. Round 3: The ghost of Jim Unfortunato takes 580 damage.
  12639. Round 3: The ghost of Jim Unfortunato drops 11 attack power.
  12640. Round 3: The ghost of Jim Unfortunato drops 11 defense.
  12641. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  12642. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12643. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12644. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  12645. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  12646. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  12647. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  12648. You gain a Muscle point!
  12649. After Battle: You gain 47 Magicalness
  12650. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  12651. This combat did not cost a turn
  12652.  
  12653. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  12654.  
  12655. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  12656. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  12657. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12658. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12659. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12660. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12661.  
  12662. [4302] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12663. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12664. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12665. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12666. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12667. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12668. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  12669. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  12670. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12671. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12672. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12673. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12674. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12675. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12676. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12677. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 572 damage.
  12678. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12679. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12680. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12681. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12682. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  12683. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12684. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  12685. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  12686. You gain 205 Meat
  12687. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  12688. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  12689. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  12690. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  12691. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12692. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12693. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12694. > Recommended Monster Level: +201 (now: 30)
  12695.  
  12696. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  12697. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  12698.  
  12699. [4303] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12700. Encounter: funky pirate
  12701. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12702. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12703. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12704. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  12705. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12706. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  12707. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  12708. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12709. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12710. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12711. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12712. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12713. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  12714. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12715. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  12716. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12717. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  12718. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12719. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12720. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  12721. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12722. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  12723. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  12724. You gain 176 Meat
  12725. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  12726. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  12727. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  12728. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  12729. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12730. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12731. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12732. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12733.  
  12734. [4304] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12735. Encounter: funky pirate
  12736. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12737. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12738. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12739. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  12740. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12741. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  12742. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  12743. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12744. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12745. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  12746. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12747. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12748. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12749. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12750. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12751. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  12752. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12753. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12754. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12755. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12756. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12757. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  12758. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  12759. You gain 254 Meat
  12760. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  12761. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  12762. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  12763.  
  12764. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  12765. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  12766. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12767. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12768. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12769. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12770.  
  12771. [4305] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12772. Encounter: funky pirate
  12773. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12774. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12775. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12776. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12777. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  12778. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  12779. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12780. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12781. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12782. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12783. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12784. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  12785. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12786. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  12787. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12788. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  12789. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12790. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12791. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12792. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  12793. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  12794. You gain 313 Meat
  12795. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  12796. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  12797. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  12798. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12799. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12800. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12801. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12802.  
  12803. [4306] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12804. Encounter: funky pirate
  12805. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12806. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12807. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12808. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12809. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 attack power.
  12810. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  12811. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12812. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12813. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12814. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12815. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12816. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  12817. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12818. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  12819. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12820. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  12821. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12822. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12823. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  12824. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  12825. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12826. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  12827. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  12828. You gain 235 Meat
  12829. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  12830. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  12831. After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness
  12832. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  12833. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  12834. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12835. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12836. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12837. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12838.  
  12839. [4307] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12840. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12841. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12842. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12843. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12844. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12845. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  12846. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  12847. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12848. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  12849. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12850. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12851. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12852. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  12853. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12854. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 576 damage.
  12855. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12856. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12857. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12858. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12859. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12860. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  12861. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  12862. You gain 254 Meat
  12863. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  12864. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  12865. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  12866. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12867. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12868. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12869. > Recommended Monster Level: +165 (now: 66)
  12870.  
  12871. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  12872. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  12873.  
  12874. [4308] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12875. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12876. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12877. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12878. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12879. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12880. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  12881. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  12882. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12883. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  12884. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12885. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12886. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12887. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12888. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12889. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  12890. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12891. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12892. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12893. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12894. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12895. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  12896. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  12897. You gain 250 Meat
  12898. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  12899. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  12900. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  12901. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12902. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12903. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12904. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12905.  
  12906. [4309] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12907. Encounter: filthy pirate
  12908. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12909. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12910. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12911. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12912. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  12913. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  12914. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12915. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12916. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12917. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12918. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12919. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12920. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12921. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 574 damage.
  12922. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12923. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  12924. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12925. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12926. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  12927. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  12928. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  12929. You gain 235 Meat
  12930. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  12931. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  12932. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  12933. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12934. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12935. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12936. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12937.  
  12938. [4310] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12939. Encounter: funky pirate
  12940. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12941. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  12942. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12943. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12944. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  12945. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  12946. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12947. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12948. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12949. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12950. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12951. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  12952. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12953. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  12954. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12955. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  12956. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12957. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12958. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  12959. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  12960. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  12961. You gain 274 Meat
  12962. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  12963. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  12964. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  12965. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  12966. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  12967.  
  12968. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  12969. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  12970. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  12971. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  12972. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  12973. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  12974.  
  12975. [4311] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  12976. Encounter: fishy pirate
  12977. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12978. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  12979. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  12980. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  12981. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  12982. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  12983. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  12984. You acquire an item: Source essence
  12985. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  12986. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12987. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12988. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12989. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  12990. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  12991. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12992. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12993. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12994. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  12995. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  12996. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  12997. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  12998. You gain 235 Meat
  12999. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  13000. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  13001. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  13002. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13003. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13004. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13005. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13006.  
  13007. [4312] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13008. Encounter: funky pirate
  13009. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13010. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  13011. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13012. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13013. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  13014. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  13015. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13016. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13017. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13018. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13019. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13020. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  13021. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13022. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  13023. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13024. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13025. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13026. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13027. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  13028. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  13029. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  13030. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  13031. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  13032. You gain 274 Meat
  13033. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  13034. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  13035. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  13036. You gain a Mysticality point!
  13037. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  13038. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13039. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13040. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13041. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13042.  
  13043. [4313] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13044. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13045. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13046. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  13047. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13048. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13049. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  13050. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  13051. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13052. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13053. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13054. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13055. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13056. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13057. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13058. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  13059. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13060. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13061. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13062. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13063. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  13064. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  13065. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  13066. You gain 264 Meat
  13067. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  13068. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  13069. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  13070. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13071. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13072. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13073. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13074.  
  13075. [4314] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13076. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13077. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13078. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  13079. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13080. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13081. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  13082. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  13083. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13084. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13085. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13086. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13087. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13088. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  13089. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13090. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  13091. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13092. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13093. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13094. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13095. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13096. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  13097. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  13098. You gain 245 Meat
  13099. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  13100. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  13101. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  13102. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  13103.  
  13104. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  13105. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  13106. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13107. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13108. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13109. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13110.  
  13111. [4315] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13112. Encounter: funky pirate
  13113. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13114. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  13115. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13116. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  13117. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13118. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  13119. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  13120. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13121. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13122. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13123. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13124. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13125. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  13126. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13127. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  13128. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13129. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13130. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13131. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13132. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  13133. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13134. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  13135. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  13136. You gain 264 Meat
  13137. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  13138. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  13139. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  13140. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13141. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13142. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13143. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13144.  
  13145. [4316] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13146. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13147. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13148. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13149. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13150. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13151. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  13152. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  13153. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13154. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13155. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13156. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13157. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13158. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  13159. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13160. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  13161. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13162. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13163. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13164. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13165. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13166. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  13167. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13168. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  13169. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  13170. You gain 205 Meat
  13171. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  13172. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  13173. After Battle: You gain 43 Magicalness
  13174. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  13175. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13176. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13177. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13178. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13179.  
  13180. [4317] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13181. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13182. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13183. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13184. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13185. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13186. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  13187. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  13188. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13189. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13190. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13191. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13192. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13193. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  13194. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13195. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 556 damage.
  13196. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  13197. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13198. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13199. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13200. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13201. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  13202. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  13203. You gain 186 Meat
  13204. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  13205. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  13206. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  13207. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  13208. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13209. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13210. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13211. > Recommended Monster Level: +221 (now: 10)
  13212.  
  13213. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  13214. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  13215.  
  13216. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  13217. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  13218.  
  13219. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  13220. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  13221.  
  13222. [4318] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13223. Encounter: funky pirate
  13224. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13225. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  13226. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13227. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13228. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  13229. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  13230. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13231. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13232. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13233. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13234. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13235. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13236. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13237. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  13238. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13239. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13240. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13241. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13242. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13243. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  13244. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  13245. You gain 235 Meat
  13246. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  13247. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  13248. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  13249. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13250. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13251. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13252. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13253.  
  13254. [4319] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13255. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13256. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13257. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13258. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13259. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13260. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  13261. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  13262. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13263. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13264. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13265. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13266. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13267. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  13268. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13269. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  13270. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13271. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13272. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13273. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13274. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13275. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  13276. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13277. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  13278. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  13279. You gain 166 Meat
  13280. You acquire an item: beard incense
  13281. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  13282. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  13283. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  13284. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  13285. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13286. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13287. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13288. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13289.  
  13290. [4320] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13291. Encounter: funky pirate
  13292. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13293. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13294. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13295. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13296. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  13297. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  13298. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13299. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13300. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13301. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13302. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13303. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13304. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13305. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  13306. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  13307. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13308. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13309. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13310. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  13311. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  13312. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13313. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  13314. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  13315. You gain 186 Meat
  13316. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  13317. After Battle: You gain 43 Magicalness
  13318. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  13319. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13320. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13321. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13322. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13323.  
  13324. [4321] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13325. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13326. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13327. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  13328. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13329. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13330. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  13331. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 30 defense.
  13332. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13333. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13334. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13335. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13336. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13337. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  13338. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13339. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  13340. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  13341. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13342. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13343. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13344. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  13345. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  13346. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13347. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  13348. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  13349. You gain 235 Meat
  13350. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  13351. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  13352. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  13353. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13354. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13355. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13356. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13357.  
  13358. [4322] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13359. Encounter: funky pirate
  13360. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13361. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  13362. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13363. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13364. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  13365. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  13366. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13367. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13368. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13369. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13370. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13371. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13372. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13373. Round 6: funky pirate takes 574 damage.
  13374. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13375. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13376. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13377. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13378. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  13379. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  13380. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13381. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  13382. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  13383. You gain 313 Meat
  13384. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  13385. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  13386. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  13387. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13388. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13389. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13390. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13391.  
  13392. [4323] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13393. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13394. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13395. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13396. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13397. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13398. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  13399. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  13400. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13401. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13402. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13403. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13404. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13405. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13406. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13407. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  13408. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13409. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13410. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13411. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13412. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13413. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  13414. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  13415. You gain 205 Meat
  13416. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  13417. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  13418. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  13419. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  13420. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13421. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13422. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13423. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13424.  
  13425. [4324] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13426. Encounter: funky pirate
  13427. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13428. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  13429. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13430. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13431. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  13432. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  13433. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13434. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13435. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13436. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13437. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13438. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  13439. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13440. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  13441. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13442. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13443. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13444. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13445. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13446. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  13447. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  13448. You gain 274 Meat
  13449. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  13450. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  13451. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  13452. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  13453.  
  13454. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  13455. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  13456. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13457. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13458. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13459. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13460.  
  13461. [4325] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13462. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13463. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13464. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13465. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13466. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13467. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  13468. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 defense.
  13469. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13470. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13471. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13472. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13473. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13474. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13475. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13476. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  13477. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13478. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13479. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13480. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13481. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13482. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  13483. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  13484. You gain 264 Meat
  13485. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  13486. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  13487. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  13488. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  13489.  
  13490. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  13491. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  13492. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13493. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13494. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13495. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13496.  
  13497. [4326] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13498. Encounter: funky pirate
  13499. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13500. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13501. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13502. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13503. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  13504. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  13505. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13506. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13507. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13508. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13509. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13510. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13511. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13512. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  13513. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13514. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13515. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13516. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13517. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  13518. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  13519. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13520. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  13521. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  13522. You gain 215 Meat
  13523. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  13524. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  13525. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  13526. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  13527. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13528. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13529. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13530. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13531.  
  13532. [4327] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13533. Encounter: funky pirate
  13534. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13535. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13536. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13537. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13538. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  13539. Round 3: funky pirate drops 25 defense.
  13540. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13541. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13542. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13543. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13544. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13545. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  13546. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13547. Round 6: funky pirate takes 574 damage.
  13548. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13549. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13550. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13551. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13552. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13553. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  13554. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13555. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  13556. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  13557. You gain 284 Meat
  13558. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  13559. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  13560. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  13561. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  13562. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  13563. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13564. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13565. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13566. > Recommended Monster Level: +165 (now: 66)
  13567.  
  13568. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  13569. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  13570.  
  13571. [4328] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13572. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13573. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13574. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13575. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13576. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13577. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  13578. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 34 defense.
  13579. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13580. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13581. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13582. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13583. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13584. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13585. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13586. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 574 damage.
  13587. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13588. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13589. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13590. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13591. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13592. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  13593. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  13594. You gain 310 Meat
  13595. You acquire an item: beard incense
  13596. You acquire an item: big tun
  13597. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  13598. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  13599. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  13600. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  13601. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13602. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13603. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13604. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13605.  
  13606. [4329] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13607. Encounter: funky pirate
  13608. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13609. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13610. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13611. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13612. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  13613. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  13614. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13615. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13616. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13617. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13618. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13619. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13620. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13621. Round 6: funky pirate takes 556 damage.
  13622. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13623. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13624. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13625. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13626. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  13627. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13628. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  13629. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  13630. You gain 284 Meat
  13631. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  13632. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  13633. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  13634. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  13635. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  13636. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13637. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13638. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13639. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13640.  
  13641. [4330] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13642. Encounter: funky pirate
  13643. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13644. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13645. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13646. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13647. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 attack power.
  13648. Round 3: funky pirate drops 34 defense.
  13649. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13650. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13651. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13652. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13653. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13654. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  13655. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13656. Round 6: funky pirate takes 576 damage.
  13657. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13658. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13659. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13660. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13661. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  13662. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  13663. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  13664. You gain 196 Meat
  13665. You acquire an item: funky eyepatch
  13666. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  13667. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  13668. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  13669. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13670. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13671. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13672. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13673.  
  13674. [4331] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13675. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13676. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13677. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13678. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13679. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13680. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 34 attack power.
  13681. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  13682. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13683. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13684. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13685. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13686. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13687. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13688. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13689. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 572 damage.
  13690. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13691. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13692. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13693. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13694. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13695. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  13696. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  13697. You gain 270 Meat
  13698. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  13699. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  13700. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  13701. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13702. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13703. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13704. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13705.  
  13706. [4332] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13707. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13708. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13709. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  13710. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13711. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13712. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 28 attack power.
  13713. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  13714. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13715. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13716. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13717. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13718. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  13719. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13720. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13721. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  13722. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13723. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13724. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13725. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13726. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13727. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  13728. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13729. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  13730. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  13731. You gain 196 Meat
  13732. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  13733. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  13734. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  13735. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13736. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13737. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13738. > Recommended Monster Level: +201 (now: 30)
  13739.  
  13740. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  13741. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  13742.  
  13743. [4333] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13744. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13745. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13746. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  13747. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13748. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13749. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  13750. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 28 defense.
  13751. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13752. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13753. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13754. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13755. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13756. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13757. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13758. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  13759. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13760. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13761. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13762. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13763. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13764. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  13765. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  13766. You gain 274 Meat
  13767. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  13768. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  13769. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  13770. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13771. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13772. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13773. > Recommended Monster Level: +155 (now: 76)
  13774.  
  13775. [4334] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13776. Encounter: funky pirate
  13777. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13778. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  13779. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13780. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13781. Round 3: funky pirate drops 30 attack power.
  13782. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  13783. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13784. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13785. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13786. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13787. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  13788. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13789. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13790. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  13791. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13792. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  13793. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13794. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13795. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13796. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  13797. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  13798. You gain 254 Meat
  13799. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  13800. You gain a Muscle point!
  13801. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  13802. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  13803. You gain a Moxie point!
  13804.  
  13805. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  13806. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  13807. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13808. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13809. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13810. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  13811.  
  13812. [4335] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13813. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13814. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13815. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  13816. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13817. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13818. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 30 attack power.
  13819. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  13820. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13821. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13822. You acquire an item: Source terminal file: turbo.edu
  13823. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13824. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13825. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13826. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13827. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13828. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 576 damage.
  13829. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  13830. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13831. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13832. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13833. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13834. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  13835. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  13836. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  13837. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  13838. You gain 176 Meat
  13839. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  13840. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  13841. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  13842. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  13843. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13844. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13845. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13846. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  13847.  
  13848. [4336] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13849. Encounter: funky pirate
  13850. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13851. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  13852. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13853. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13854. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  13855. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 defense.
  13856. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13857. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13858. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  13859. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13860. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13861. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13862. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 defense.
  13863. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13864. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  13865. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13866. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  13867. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13868. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13869. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13870. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  13871. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  13872. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  13873. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  13874. You gain 205 Meat
  13875. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  13876. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  13877. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  13878. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  13879. After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness
  13880. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13881. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13882. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13883. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  13884.  
  13885. [4337] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13886. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13887. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13888. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  13889. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13890. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13891. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  13892. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  13893. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13894. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  13895. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13896. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13897. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13898. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  13899. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13900. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 572 damage.
  13901. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13902. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13903. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13904. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13905. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  13906. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  13907. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  13908. You gain 280 Meat
  13909. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  13910. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  13911. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  13912. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  13913. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13914. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13915. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13916. > Recommended Monster Level: +176 (now: 56)
  13917.  
  13918. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  13919. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  13920.  
  13921. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  13922. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  13923.  
  13924. [4338] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13925. Encounter: Your Dog Found Something Again
  13926. Took choice 1108/1: acquire food
  13927. choice.php?whichchoice=1108&option=1&pwd
  13928. You acquire an item: bowl of mummy guts
  13929. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13930. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13931. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13932. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  13933.  
  13934. [4338] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13935. Encounter: fishy pirate
  13936. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13937. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13938. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13939. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13940. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  13941. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  13942. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13943. You acquire an item: Source essence
  13944. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13945. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13946. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13947. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13948. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13949. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  13950. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  13951. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  13952. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13953. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13954. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13955. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  13956. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  13957. You gain 186 Meat
  13958. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  13959. After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
  13960. After Battle: You gain 28 Wizardliness
  13961. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  13962. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13963. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13964. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13965. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  13966.  
  13967. [4339] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  13968. Encounter: filthy pirate
  13969. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13970. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  13971. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  13972. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  13973. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  13974. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  13975. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  13976. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  13977. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  13978. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13979. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  13980. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  13981. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  13982. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  13983. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  13984. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  13985. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13986. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  13987. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  13988. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  13989. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  13990. You gain 284 Meat
  13991. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  13992. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  13993. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  13994. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  13995. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  13996. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  13997. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  13998. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  13999. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14000.  
  14001. [4340] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14002. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14003. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14004. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  14005. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14006. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14007. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  14008. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  14009. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14010. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  14011. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14012. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14013. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  14014. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14015. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14016. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  14017. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14018. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14019. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14020. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14021. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14022. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  14023. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  14024. You gain 313 Meat
  14025. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  14026. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  14027. After Battle: You gain 30 Magicalness
  14028. You gain a Mysticality point!
  14029. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  14030.  
  14031. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  14032. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  14033. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14034. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14035. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14036. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14037.  
  14038. [4341] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14039. Encounter: funky pirate
  14040. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14041. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  14042. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14043. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14044. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14045. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  14046. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14047. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14048. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14049. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14050. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14051. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14052. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14053. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  14054. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14055. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14056. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14057. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14058. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14059. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  14060. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  14061. You gain 240 Meat
  14062. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  14063. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  14064. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  14065. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14066. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14067. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14068. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14069.  
  14070. [4342] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14071. Encounter: funky pirate
  14072. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14073. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14074. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14075. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14076. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  14077. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  14078. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14079. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14080. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14081. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14082. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14083. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14084. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14085. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  14086. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14087. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14088. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14089. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14090. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14091. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  14092. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  14093. You gain 313 Meat
  14094. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  14095. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  14096. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  14097. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14098. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14099. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14100. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14101.  
  14102. [4343] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14103. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14104. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14105. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  14106. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14107. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14108. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  14109. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  14110. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14111. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14112. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14113. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14114. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14115. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14116. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14117. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 574 damage.
  14118. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14119. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  14120. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14121. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14122. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  14123. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  14124. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14125. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  14126. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  14127. You gain 196 Meat
  14128. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  14129. You acquire an item: big tun
  14130. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  14131. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  14132. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  14133. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14134. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14135. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14136. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14137.  
  14138. [4344] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14139. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14140. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14141. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14142. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14143. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14144. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14145. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  14146. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14147. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14148. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14149. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14150. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  14151. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  14152. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14153. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  14154. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14155. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14156. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14157. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14158. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  14159. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  14160. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14161. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  14162. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  14163. You gain 235 Meat
  14164. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  14165. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  14166. After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
  14167.  
  14168. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  14169. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  14170. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14171. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14172. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14173. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14174.  
  14175. [4345] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14176. Encounter: funky pirate
  14177. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14178. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  14179. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14180. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14181. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  14182. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  14183. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14184. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14185. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  14186. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14187. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14188. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14189. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14190. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14191. Round 6: funky pirate takes 560 damage.
  14192. Round 6: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14193. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14194. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14195. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14196. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14197. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  14198. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  14199. You gain 186 Meat
  14200. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  14201. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  14202. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  14203. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14204. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14205. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14206. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14207.  
  14208. [4346] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14209. Encounter: funky pirate
  14210. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14211. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14212. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14213. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14214. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 attack power.
  14215. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 defense.
  14216. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14217. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14218. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14219. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14220. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  14221. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14222. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14223. Round 6: funky pirate takes 574 damage.
  14224. Round 6: funky pirate drops 11 attack power.
  14225. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14226. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14227. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14228. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14229. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  14230. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  14231. You gain 264 Meat
  14232. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  14233. After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
  14234. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  14235. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  14236. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14237. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14238. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14239. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14240.  
  14241. [4347] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14242. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14243. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14244. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14245. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14246. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14247. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  14248. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  14249. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14250. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  14251. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14252. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14253. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14254. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  14255. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14256. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  14257. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14258. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14259. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14260. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14261. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14262. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  14263. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  14264. You gain 254 Meat
  14265. You acquire an item: big tun
  14266. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  14267. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  14268. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  14269. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14270. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14271. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14272. > Recommended Monster Level: +212 (now: 20)
  14273.  
  14274. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  14275. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  14276.  
  14277. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  14278. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  14279.  
  14280. [4348] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14281. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14282. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14283. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14284. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14285. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  14286. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14287. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 attack power.
  14288. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  14289. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14290. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14291. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14292. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14293. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14294. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14295. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14296. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 572 damage.
  14297. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14298. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14299. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14300. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14301. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  14302. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  14303. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14304. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  14305. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  14306. You gain 215 Meat
  14307. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  14308. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  14309. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  14310. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  14311. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14312. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14313. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14314. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14315.  
  14316. [4349] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14317. Encounter: funky pirate
  14318. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14319. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  14320. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14321. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14322. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  14323. Round 3: funky pirate drops 32 defense.
  14324. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14325. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14326. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14327. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14328. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14329. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14330. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14331. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  14332. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14333. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  14334. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14335. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14336. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14337. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  14338. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  14339. You gain 254 Meat
  14340. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  14341. You acquire an item: big tun
  14342. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  14343. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  14344. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  14345. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14346. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14347. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14348. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14349.  
  14350. [4350] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14351. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14352. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14353. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14354. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14355. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14356. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14357. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  14358. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14359. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14360. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14361. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14362. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14363. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14364. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14365. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  14366. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14367. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  14368. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14369. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14370. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14371. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  14372. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  14373. You gain 225 Meat
  14374. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  14375. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  14376. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  14377. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  14378. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  14379. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14380. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14381. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14382. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14383.  
  14384. [4351] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14385. Encounter: funky pirate
  14386. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14387. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  14388. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14389. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14390. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 attack power.
  14391. Round 3: funky pirate drops 22 defense.
  14392. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14393. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14394. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14395. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14396. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14397. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14398. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14399. Round 6: funky pirate takes 576 damage.
  14400. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  14401. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14402. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14403. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14404. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14405. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  14406. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  14407. You gain 264 Meat
  14408. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  14409. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  14410. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  14411. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  14412.  
  14413. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  14414. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  14415. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14416. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  14417. > Recommended Monster Level: +166 (now: 76)
  14418.  
  14419. [4352] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14420. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14421. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14422. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  14423. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14424. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14425. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  14426. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  14427. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14428. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14429. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14430. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14431. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14432. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14433. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14434. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  14435. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14436. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14437. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14438. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14439. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14440. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  14441. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  14442. You gain 235 Meat
  14443. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  14444. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  14445. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  14446. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  14447. Paranormal activity reported at The Icy Peak.
  14448.  
  14449. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  14450. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  14451. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  14452. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14453. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 145)
  14454. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  14455.  
  14456. [4353] The Icy Peak
  14457. Encounter: The ghost of Sam McGee
  14458. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14459. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14460. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  14461. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14462. Round 2: The ghost of Sam McGee drops 7 attack power.
  14463. Round 2: The ghost of Sam McGee drops 7 defense.
  14464. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14465. Round 3: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 576 damage.
  14466. Round 3: The ghost of Sam McGee drops 6 attack power.
  14467. Round 3: The ghost of Sam McGee drops 6 defense.
  14468. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  14469. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14470. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14471. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  14472. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  14473. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  14474. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  14475. After Battle: You gain 31 Mysteriousness
  14476. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  14477. This combat did not cost a turn
  14478.  
  14479. equip back Buddy Bjorn
  14480.  
  14481. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  14482. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  14483. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14484. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14485. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14486. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14487.  
  14488. [4353] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14489. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14490. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14491. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  14492. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14493. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14494. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  14495. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 27 defense.
  14496. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14497. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14498. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14499. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14500. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14501. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  14502. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14503. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  14504. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14505. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14506. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14507. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14508. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14509. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  14510. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  14511. You gain 284 Meat
  14512. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  14513. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  14514. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  14515. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14516. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14517. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14518. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14519.  
  14520. [4354] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14521. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14522. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14523. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14524. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14525. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14526. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  14527. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  14528. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14529. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  14530. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14531. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14532. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14533. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14534. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14535. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 566 damage.
  14536. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14537. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  14538. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14539. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14540. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  14541. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14542. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  14543. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  14544. You gain 245 Meat
  14545. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  14546. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  14547. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  14548.  
  14549. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  14550. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  14551. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14552. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14553. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14554. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14555.  
  14556. [4355] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14557. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14558. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14559. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14560. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14561. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14562. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14563. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  14564. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14565. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14566. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14567. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14568. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14569. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14570. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14571. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  14572. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14573. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14574. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14575. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14576. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14577. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  14578. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  14579. You gain 274 Meat
  14580. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  14581. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  14582. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  14583. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  14584.  
  14585. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  14586. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  14587. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14588. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14589. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14590. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14591.  
  14592. [4356] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14593. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14594. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14595. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  14596. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14597. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14598. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14599. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 defense.
  14600. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14601. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  14602. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14603. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14604. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14605. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14606. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14607. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 574 damage.
  14608. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14609. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14610. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14611. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14612. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14613. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  14614. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  14615. You gain 264 Meat
  14616. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  14617. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  14618. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  14619. After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
  14620. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14621. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14622. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14623. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14624.  
  14625. [4357] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14626. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14627. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14628. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  14629. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14630. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14631. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  14632. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  14633. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14634. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14635. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14636. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14637. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14638. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14639. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14640. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 576 damage.
  14641. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14642. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  14643. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14644. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14645. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14646. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  14647. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  14648. You gain 284 Meat
  14649. You acquire an item: big tun
  14650. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  14651. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  14652. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  14653. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14654. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14655. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14656. > Recommended Monster Level: +176 (now: 56)
  14657.  
  14658. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  14659. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  14660.  
  14661. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  14662. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  14663.  
  14664. [4358] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14665. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14666. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14667. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14668. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14669. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14670. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  14671. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 defense.
  14672. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14673. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14674. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14675. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14676. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14677. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14678. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14679. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  14680. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14681. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14682. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14683. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14684. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14685. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  14686. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  14687. You gain 303 Meat
  14688. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  14689. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  14690. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  14691. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  14692. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14693. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14694. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14695. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14696.  
  14697. [4359] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14698. Encounter: funky pirate
  14699. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14700. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14701. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14702. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14703. Round 3: funky pirate drops 28 attack power.
  14704. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 defense.
  14705. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14706. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14707. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14708. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14709. Round 5: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  14710. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14711. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14712. Round 6: funky pirate takes 1096 damage.
  14713. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14714. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14715. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14716. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14717. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14718. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  14719. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  14720. You gain 274 Meat
  14721. You acquire an item: sewage-clogged pistol
  14722. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  14723. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  14724. After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
  14725. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14726. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14727. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14728. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14729.  
  14730. [4360] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14731. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14732. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14733. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14734. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14735. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14736. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  14737. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  14738. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14739. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14740. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14741. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14742. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14743. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14744. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14745. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  14746. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14747. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  14748. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14749. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14750. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  14751. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  14752. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  14753. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  14754. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  14755. You gain 225 Meat
  14756. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  14757. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  14758. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  14759. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14760. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14761. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14762. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14763.  
  14764. [4361] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14765. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14766. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14767. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  14768. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14769. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14770. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  14771. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  14772. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14773. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14774. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14775. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14776. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14777. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  14778. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14779. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  14780. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14781. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14782. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14783. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14784. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14785. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  14786. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  14787. You gain 320 Meat
  14788. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  14789. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  14790. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  14791. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  14792. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14793. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14794. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14795. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14796.  
  14797. [4362] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14798. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14799. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14800. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  14801. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14802. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14803. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  14804. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  14805. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14806. You acquire an item: Source essence
  14807. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14808. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14809. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14810. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14811. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14812. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 574 damage.
  14813. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14814. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14815. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14816. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14817. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14818. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  14819. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  14820. You gain 284 Meat
  14821. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  14822. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  14823. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  14824. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14825. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14826. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14827. > Recommended Monster Level: +202 (now: 30)
  14828.  
  14829. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  14830. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  14831.  
  14832. [4363] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14833. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14834. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14835. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  14836. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14837. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14838. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  14839. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  14840. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14841. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14842. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14843. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14844. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14845. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14846. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14847. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  14848. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14849. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  14850. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14851. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14852. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14853. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  14854. After Battle: You gain 29 Mana Points
  14855. You gain 274 Meat
  14856. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  14857. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  14858. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  14859. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14860. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14861. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14862. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14863.  
  14864. [4364] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14865. Encounter: filthy pirate
  14866. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14867. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  14868. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14869. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14870. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  14871. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 defense.
  14872. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14873. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  14874. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14875. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14876. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14877. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  14878. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14879. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  14880. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14881. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  14882. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14883. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14884. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  14885. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  14886. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  14887. You gain 186 Meat
  14888. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  14889. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  14890. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  14891. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  14892.  
  14893. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  14894. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  14895. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14896. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14897. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14898. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14899.  
  14900. [4365] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14901. Encounter: fishy pirate
  14902. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14903. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  14904. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14905. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14906. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14907. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  14908. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14909. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14910. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14911. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14912. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  14913. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14914. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14915. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  14916. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  14917. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  14918. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14919. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14920. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14921. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  14922. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  14923. You gain 156 Meat
  14924. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  14925. After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
  14926. After Battle: You gain 31 Magicalness
  14927. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  14928. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14929. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14930. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14931. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14932.  
  14933. [4366] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14934. Encounter: funky pirate
  14935. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14936. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  14937. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14938. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14939. Round 3: funky pirate drops 24 attack power.
  14940. Round 3: funky pirate drops 27 defense.
  14941. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14942. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  14943. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14944. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14945. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14946. Round 5: funky pirate drops 11 defense.
  14947. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14948. Round 6: funky pirate takes 566 damage.
  14949. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 attack power.
  14950. Round 6: funky pirate drops 7 defense.
  14951. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14952. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14953. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14954. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  14955. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  14956. You gain 245 Meat
  14957. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  14958. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  14959. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  14960. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  14961. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14962. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14963. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14964. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  14965.  
  14966. [4367] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  14967. Encounter: funky pirate
  14968. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14969. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  14970. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  14971. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  14972. Round 3: funky pirate drops 26 attack power.
  14973. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  14974. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  14975. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  14976. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  14977. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14978. Round 5: funky pirate drops 10 attack power.
  14979. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  14980. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  14981. Round 6: funky pirate takes 562 damage.
  14982. Round 6: funky pirate drops 9 attack power.
  14983. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  14984. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14985. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  14986. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  14987. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  14988. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  14989. You gain 235 Meat
  14990. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  14991. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  14992. You gain a Muscle point!
  14993. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  14994. You gain a Mysticality point!
  14995. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  14996. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  14997. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  14998. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  14999. > Recommended Monster Level: +166 (now: 66)
  15000.  
  15001. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  15002. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  15003.  
  15004. [4368] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15005. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15006. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15007. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  15008. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15009. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15010. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  15011. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  15012. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15013. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15014. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15015. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15016. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15017. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15018. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15019. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1138 damage.
  15020. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15021. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15022. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15023. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15024. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  15025. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  15026. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15027. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  15028. After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
  15029. You gain 274 Meat
  15030. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  15031. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  15032. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  15033. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  15034. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15035. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15036. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15037. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15038.  
  15039. [4369] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15040. Encounter: funky pirate
  15041. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15042. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  15043. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15044. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15045. Round 3: funky pirate drops 29 attack power.
  15046. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 defense.
  15047. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15048. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  15049. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15050. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15051. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15052. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  15053. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15054. Round 6: funky pirate takes 570 damage.
  15055. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15056. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  15057. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15058. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15059. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  15060. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  15061. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  15062. You gain 264 Meat
  15063. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  15064. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  15065. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  15066. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  15067. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15068. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15069. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15070. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15071.  
  15072. [4370] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15073. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15074. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15075. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  15076. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15077. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15078. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  15079. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  15080. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15081. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15082. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15083. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15084. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15085. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15086. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15087. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1110 damage.
  15088. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15089. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  15090. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15091. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15092. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15093. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  15094. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  15095. You gain 274 Meat
  15096. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  15097. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  15098. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  15099.  
  15100. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  15101. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  15102. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15103. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15104. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15105. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15106.  
  15107. [4371] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15108. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15109. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15110. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  15111. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15112. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15113. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  15114. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 defense.
  15115. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15116. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15117. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15118. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15119. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  15120. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15121. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15122. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  15123. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15124. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  15125. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15126. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15127. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  15128. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  15129. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  15130. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  15131. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  15132. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  15133. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  15134. You gain 215 Meat
  15135. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  15136. After Battle: You gain 42 Enchantedness
  15137. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  15138. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15139. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15140. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15141. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15142.  
  15143. [4372] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15144. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15145. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15146. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  15147. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15148. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15149. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  15150. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  15151. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15152. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15153. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15154. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15155. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15156. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15157. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15158. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  15159. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  15160. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  15161. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15162. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15163. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15164. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  15165. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  15166. You gain 245 Meat
  15167. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  15168. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  15169. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  15170. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  15171. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15172. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15173. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15174. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15175.  
  15176. [4373] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15177. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15178. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15179. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  15180. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15181. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15182. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  15183. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  15184. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15185. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15186. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15187. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15188. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15189. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15190. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15191. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 560 damage.
  15192. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15193. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  15194. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15195. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15196. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  15197. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  15198. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  15199. You gain 284 Meat
  15200. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  15201. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  15202. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
  15203. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15204. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15205. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15206. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15207.  
  15208. [4374] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15209. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15210. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15211. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  15212. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15213. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15214. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  15215. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  15216. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15217. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  15218. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15219. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15220. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15221. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 10 defense.
  15222. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15223. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 572 damage.
  15224. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15225. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15226. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15227. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15228. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  15229. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  15230. After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
  15231. You gain 313 Meat
  15232. You acquire an item: beard incense
  15233. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  15234. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  15235. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  15236.  
  15237. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  15238. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  15239. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15240. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15241. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15242. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15243.  
  15244. [4375] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15245. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15246. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15247. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  15248. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15249. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15250. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  15251. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  15252. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15253. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15254. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15255. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15256. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15257. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15258. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15259. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  15260. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  15261. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15262. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15263. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15264. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15265. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  15266. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  15267. You gain 274 Meat
  15268. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  15269. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  15270. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  15271. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15272. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15273. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15274. > Recommended Monster Level: +156 (now: 76)
  15275.  
  15276. [4376] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15277. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15278. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15279. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  15280. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15281. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15282. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  15283. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 defense.
  15284. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15285. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15286. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15287. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15288. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15289. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  15290. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15291. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 570 damage.
  15292. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15293. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15294. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15295. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15296. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  15297. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  15298. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  15299. You gain 245 Meat
  15300. You acquire an item: beard incense
  15301. You acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana
  15302. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  15303. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  15304. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  15305. You gain a Moxie point!
  15306. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15307. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15308. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15309. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15310.  
  15311. [4377] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15312. Encounter: funky pirate
  15313. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15314. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  15315. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15316. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15317. Round 3: funky pirate drops 33 attack power.
  15318. Round 3: funky pirate drops 31 defense.
  15319. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15320. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15321. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15322. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15323. Round 5: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15324. Round 5: funky pirate drops 9 defense.
  15325. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15326. Round 6: funky pirate takes 572 damage.
  15327. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15328. Round 6: funky pirate drops 8 defense.
  15329. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15330. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15331. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  15332. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  15333. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15334. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  15335. After Battle: You gain 25 Mana Points
  15336. You gain 254 Meat
  15337. You acquire an item: nasty snuff
  15338. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  15339. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  15340. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  15341. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15342. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15343. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15344. > Recommended Monster Level: +223 (now: 10)
  15345.  
  15346. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  15347. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (15)
  15348.  
  15349. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  15350. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  15351.  
  15352. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  15353. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  15354.  
  15355. [4378] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15356. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15357. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15358. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  15359. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15360. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15361. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  15362. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 defense.
  15363. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15364. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15365. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15366. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15367. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15368. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15369. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15370. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 566 damage.
  15371. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  15372. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15373. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15374. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15375. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15376. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  15377. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  15378. You gain 245 Meat
  15379. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  15380. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  15381. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  15382. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15383. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15384. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15385. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15386.  
  15387. [4379] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15388. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15389. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15390. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  15391. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15392. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15393. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 32 attack power.
  15394. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  15395. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15396. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15397. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15398. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15399. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15400. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15401. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15402. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  15403. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15404. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15405. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15406. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15407. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  15408. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  15409. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  15410. You gain 235 Meat
  15411. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  15412. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  15413. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  15414. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15415. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15416. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15417. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15418.  
  15419. [4380] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15420. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15421. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15422. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  15423. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15424. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15425. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 attack power.
  15426. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 defense.
  15427. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15428. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15429. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15430. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15431. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15432. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15433. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15434. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 570 damage.
  15435. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15436. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15437. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15438. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15439. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  15440. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  15441. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15442. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  15443. After Battle: You gain 32 Mana Points
  15444. You gain 196 Meat
  15445. You acquire an item: plunge-leg
  15446. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  15447. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  15448. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  15449. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15450. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15451. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15452. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15453.  
  15454. [4381] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15455. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15456. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15457. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  15458. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15459. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15460. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  15461. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 defense.
  15462. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15463. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15464. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15465. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15466. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15467. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  15468. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15469. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 560 damage.
  15470. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15471. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 defense.
  15472. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15473. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15474. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  15475. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  15476. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  15477. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  15478. After Battle: You gain 28 Mana Points
  15479. You gain 235 Meat
  15480. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  15481. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  15482. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  15483. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15484. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15485. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15486. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15487.  
  15488. [4382] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15489. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15490. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15491. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  15492. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15493. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15494. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  15495. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 29 defense.
  15496. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15497. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  15498. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15499. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15500. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  15501. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15502. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15503. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1120 damage.
  15504. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15505. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15506. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15507. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15508. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  15509. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  15510. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  15511. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  15512. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  15513. You gain 284 Meat
  15514. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  15515. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  15516. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  15517. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  15518. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15519. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15520. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15521. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15522.  
  15523. [4383] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15524. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15525. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15526. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  15527. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15528. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15529. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 27 attack power.
  15530. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 33 defense.
  15531. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15532. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15533. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15534. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15535. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15536. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15537. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15538. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 562 damage.
  15539. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15540. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  15541. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15542. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15543. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  15544. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  15545. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15546. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  15547. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  15548. You gain 303 Meat
  15549. You acquire an item: big tun
  15550. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  15551. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  15552. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  15553. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  15554. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15555. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15556. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15557. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15558.  
  15559. [4384] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15560. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15561. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15562. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  15563. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15564. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15565. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  15566. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 33 defense.
  15567. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15568. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15569. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15570. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15571. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15572. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15573. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15574. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  15575. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  15576. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
  15577. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15578. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15579. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  15580. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  15581. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  15582. You gain 264 Meat
  15583. You acquire an item: beard incense
  15584. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  15585. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  15586. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  15587.  
  15588. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  15589. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  15590. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15591. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15592. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15593. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15594.  
  15595. [4385] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15596. Encounter: fishy pirate
  15597. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15598. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  15599. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15600. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15601. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  15602. Round 3: fishy pirate drops 29 defense.
  15603. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15604. You acquire an item: Source essence
  15605. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15606. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15607. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  15608. Round 5: fishy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15609. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15610. Round 6: fishy pirate takes 562 damage.
  15611. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15612. Round 6: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
  15613. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15614. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15615. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  15616. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  15617. After Battle: You gain 26 Mana Points
  15618. You gain 254 Meat
  15619. You acquire an item: bucket of fish juice
  15620. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  15621. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  15622. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  15623.  
  15624. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  15625. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (15)
  15626. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15627. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15628. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15629. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15630.  
  15631. [4386] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15632. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15633. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15634. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  15635. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15636. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15637. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 31 attack power.
  15638. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 30 defense.
  15639. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15640. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15641. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15642. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15643. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15644. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  15645. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15646. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 576 damage.
  15647. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  15648. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15649. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15650. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15651. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  15652. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  15653. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  15654. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  15655. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  15656. You gain 284 Meat
  15657. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  15658. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  15659. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  15660. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -10)
  15661. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 75)
  15662. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 130)
  15663. > Recommended Monster Level: +157 (now: 76)
  15664.  
  15665. [4387] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
  15666. Encounter: filthy pirate
  15667. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15668. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  15669. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15670. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15671. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  15672. Round 3: filthy pirate drops 22 defense.
  15673. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15674. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  15675. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15676. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15677. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  15678. Round 5: filthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  15679. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15680. Round 6: filthy pirate takes 1126 damage.
  15681. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  15682. Round 6: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  15683. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  15684. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15685. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  15686. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  15687. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  15688. After Battle: You gain 27 Mana Points
  15689. You gain 284 Meat
  15690. You acquire an item: grogpagne
  15691. You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope
  15692. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  15693. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  15694. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  15695.  
  15696. Visiting The Horsery
  15697. Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
  15698. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=2&pwd
  15699. Chose the dark horse
  15700. > Getting Witchess Buff
  15701.  
  15702. [4388] Your Witchess Set
  15703. Took choice 1181/3: Flip through the book of puzzles
  15704. Encounter: Witchess Puzzles
  15705. Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
  15706. choice.php?whichchoice=1183&option=2
  15707. You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (25)
  15708. > Playing pool in the Clan VIP Lounge
  15709.  
  15710. pool aggressive
  15711. You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
  15712.  
  15713. pool aggressive
  15714. You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
  15715.  
  15716. pool aggressive
  15717. You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
  15718. > And the beat goes on...
  15719.  
  15720. use 1 The Legendary Beat
  15721. You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (20)
  15722. > Taking a trip through the Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15723. custom outfit Tunnel of LOVE
  15724.  
  15725. familiar none
  15726.  
  15727. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15728. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15729. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  15730. choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd
  15731.  
  15732. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15733. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  15734. Took choice 1223/1: (free) fight LOV Enforcer
  15735. choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd
  15736. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  15737. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15738. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  15739. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15740. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 8 attack power.
  15741. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 7 defense.
  15742. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15743. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 790 damage.
  15744. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 8 attack power.
  15745. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 7 defense.
  15746. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  15747. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  15748. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  15749. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  15750. After Battle: Hidden Poppy gives you some meat under the table.
  15751. You gain 11 Meat.
  15752. After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man!
  15753. You acquire an item: future drug: Coolscaline
  15754. You acquire an item: old coin purse
  15755. After Battle: You gain 49 Strengthliness
  15756. After Battle: You gain 91 Enchantedness
  15757. After Battle: You gain 58 Cheek
  15758. This combat did not cost a turn
  15759.  
  15760. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15761. Encounter: L.O.V. Equipment Room
  15762. You gain 382 hit points
  15763. You gain 544 Mana Points
  15764. Took choice 1224/4: take nothing
  15765. choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=4&pwd
  15766.  
  15767. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15768. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  15769. Took choice 1225/1: (free) fight LOV Engineer
  15770. choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd
  15771. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  15772. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  15773. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  15774. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15775. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15776. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15777. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15778. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 35 damage.
  15779. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15780. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 9 defense.
  15781. Round 3: You lose 46 hit points
  15782. > You have the latest batfactors.txt. Will not check again today.
  15783. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  15784. Round 3: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15785. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15786. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15787. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15788. Round 4: You lose 43 hit points
  15789. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  15790. Round 4: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15791. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15792. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15793. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15794. Round 5: You lose 41 hit points
  15795. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  15796. Round 5: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15797. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15798. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15799. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15800. Round 6: You lose 34 hit points
  15801. Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
  15802. Round 6: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15803. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15804. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 9 attack power.
  15805. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15806. Round 7: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15807. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15808. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15809. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15810. Round 8: You lose 28 hit points
  15811. Round 8: Arbos executes a macro!
  15812. Round 8: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15813. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15814. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 9 attack power.
  15815. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15816. Round 9: You lose 25 hit points
  15817. Round 9: Arbos executes a macro!
  15818. Round 9: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15819. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  15820. Round 10: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15821. Round 10: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15822. Round 10: You lose 23 hit points
  15823. Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
  15824. Round 10: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15825. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15826. Round 11: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15827. Round 11: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15828. Round 11: You lose 25 hit points
  15829. Round 11: Arbos executes a macro!
  15830. Round 11: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15831. Round 12: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15832. Round 12: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15833. Round 12: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15834. Round 12: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15835. Round 13: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15836. Round 13: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15837. Round 13: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15838. Round 13: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15839. Round 14: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15840. Round 14: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15841. Round 14: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15842. Round 14: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  15843. Round 15: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15844. Round 15: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15845. Round 15: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15846. Round 15: You lose 18 hit points
  15847. Round 15: Arbos executes a macro!
  15848. Round 15: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  15849. Round 16: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  15850. Round 16: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15851. Round 16: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15852. Round 16: You lose 19 hit points
  15853. Round 16: Arbos executes a macro!
  15854. Round 16: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  15855. Round 17: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  15856. Round 17: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15857. Round 17: LOV Engineer drops 9 defense.
  15858. Round 17: Arbos executes a macro!
  15859. Round 17: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  15860. Round 18: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15861. Round 18: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15862. Round 18: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15863. Round 18: LOV Engineer drops 9 attack power.
  15864. Round 18: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15865. Round 18: Arbos executes a macro!
  15866. Round 18: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  15867. Round 19: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  15868. Round 19: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15869. Round 19: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15870. Round 19: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15871. Round 19: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15872. Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
  15873. Round 19: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  15874. Round 20: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  15875. Round 20: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15876. Round 20: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  15877. Round 20: LOV Engineer drops 9 attack power.
  15878. Round 20: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15879. Round 20: You lose 15 hit points
  15880. Round 20: Arbos executes a macro!
  15881. Round 20: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  15882. Round 21: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15883. You acquire an item: Senior Mints
  15884. Round 21: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15885. Round 21: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15886. Round 21: Arbos executes a macro!
  15887. Round 21: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  15888. Round 22: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15889. Round 22: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15890. Round 22: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15891. Round 22: You lose 16 hit points
  15892. Round 22: Arbos executes a macro!
  15893. Round 22: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  15894. Round 23: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15895. Round 23: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15896. Round 23: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15897. Round 23: Arbos executes a macro!
  15898. Round 23: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  15899. Round 24: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15900. Round 24: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15901. Round 24: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15902. Round 24: Arbos executes a macro!
  15903. Round 24: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  15904. Round 25: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15905. Round 25: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15906. Round 25: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15907. Round 25: Arbos executes a macro!
  15908. Round 25: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  15909. Round 26: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15910. Round 26: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15911. Round 26: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15912. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 169, base profit 0)
  15913. > → Action 1: skill 3007
  15914. > → Outcome: You win!
  15915. Round 26: Arbos executes a macro!
  15916. Round 26: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  15917. Round 27: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15918. Round 27: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15919. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 169, base profit 0)
  15920. > → Action 1: skill 4032
  15921. > → Outcome: You win!
  15922. Round 27: Arbos executes a macro!
  15923. Round 27: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  15924. Round 28: LOV Engineer takes 16 damage.
  15925. Round 28: LOV Engineer takes 39 damage.
  15926. Round 28: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15927. Round 28: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15928. Round 28: You lose 13 hit points
  15929. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 114, base profit 0)
  15930. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  15931. > → Outcome: You win!
  15932. Round 28: Arbos executes a macro!
  15933. Round 28: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15934. Round 29: LOV Engineer takes 11 damage.
  15935. Round 29: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  15936. Round 29: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  15937. Round 29: LOV Engineer drops 8 defense.
  15938. Round 29: You lose 13 hit points
  15939. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 97, base profit 0)
  15940. > SimpleSmack failed to kill the monster (97 HP remaining). Macro-ing with: attack;repeat
  15941. Round 29: Arbos executes a macro!
  15942. Round 29: Arbos attacks!
  15943. Round 30: LOV Engineer takes 161 damage.
  15944. Round 30: LOV Engineer drops 8 attack power.
  15945. Round 30: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  15946. Round 30: Arbos wins the fight!
  15947. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when OmegaVodkaSpy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  15948. You acquire an item: blood-red mushroom wine
  15949. After Battle: Hidden Poppy peeks out of the shadows, checks for danger, and sidles up to you with some meat.
  15950. You gain 14 Meat.
  15951. After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
  15952. You acquire an item: dollar-sign bag
  15953. After Battle: You gain 60 Strengthliness
  15954. After Battle: You gain 98 Magicalness
  15955. After Battle: You gain 41 Cheek
  15956. This combat did not cost a turn
  15957.  
  15958. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15959. Encounter: L.O.V. Emergency Room
  15960. You gain 359 hit points
  15961. You gain 122 Mana Points
  15962. Took choice 1226/3: 50 adv of Wandering Eye Surgery (+50 item drop)
  15963. choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=3&pwd
  15964.  
  15965. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  15966. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  15967. You acquire an effect: Wandering Eye Surgery (50)
  15968. Took choice 1227/1: (free) fight LOV Equivocator
  15969. choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd
  15970. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  15971. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15972. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  15973. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  15974. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15975. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  15976. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  15977. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  15978. Round 3: LOV Equivocator takes 275 damage.
  15979. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  15980. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
  15981. Round 3: You lose 45 hit points
  15982. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  15983. Round 3: Arbos uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
  15984. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 12 damage.
  15985. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  15986. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
  15987. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  15988. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  15989. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  15990. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
  15991. Round 5: You lose 40 hit points
  15992. Round 5: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  15993. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 32 attack power.
  15994. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 24 defense.
  15995. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  15996. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
  15997. Round 6: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  15998. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  15999. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  16000. Round 7: You lose 25 hit points
  16001. Round 7: Arbos casts CONSUME BURROWGRUB!
  16002. Round 8: You gain 30 hit points
  16003. Round 8: You gain 15 Mana Points
  16004. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  16005. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  16006. Round 8: You lose 22 hit points
  16007. Round 8: Arbos executes a macro!
  16008. Round 8: Arbos casts CONSUME BURROWGRUB!
  16009. Round 9: You gain 30 hit points
  16010. Round 9: You gain 15 Mana Points
  16011. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  16012. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  16013. Round 9: Arbos casts CONSUME BURROWGRUB!
  16014. Round 10: You gain 30 hit points
  16015. Round 10: You gain 15 Mana Points
  16016. Round 10: LOV Equivocator drops 8 attack power.
  16017. Round 10: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  16018. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 43, base profit 0)
  16019. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  16020. > → Action 2: use 3388
  16021. > → Outcome: You win!
  16022. Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
  16023. Round 10: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  16024. Round 11: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  16025. Round 11: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  16026. Round 11: Arbos uses the Zombo's empty eye!
  16027. Round 12: LOV Equivocator takes 100 damage.
  16028. Round 12: LOV Equivocator drops 25 attack power.
  16029. Round 12: LOV Equivocator drops 19 defense.
  16030. Round 12: LOV Equivocator drops 9 attack power.
  16031. Round 12: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
  16032. Round 12: Arbos wins the fight!
  16033. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  16034. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
  16035. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  16036. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  16037. You gain 130 Meat
  16038. After Battle: Hidden Poppy tiptoes out of her hiding place and gives you some meat.
  16039. You gain 11 Meat.
  16040. After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
  16041. You acquire an item: duct tape wallet
  16042. After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
  16043. After Battle: You gain 95 Wizardliness
  16044. You gain a Mysticality point!
  16045. After Battle: You gain 56 Cheek
  16046. This combat did not cost a turn
  16047.  
  16048. [4388] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  16049. Encounter: L.O.V. Emporium
  16050. Took choice 1228/3: acquire LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  16051. choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=3&pwd
  16052. You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  16053. custom outfit Item Drop
  16054.  
  16055. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (55 lbs)
  16056. > Fighting Eldritch Tentacles
  16057.  
  16058. cast 1 Spirit of Wormwood
  16059. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Wormwood
  16060. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  16061. > Recommended Initiative: +656 (now: 75)
  16062. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  16063. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16064.  
  16065. cast 1 Soul Rotation
  16066. You acquire an effect: Soulerskates (10)
  16067.  
  16068. cast 1 Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  16069. You acquire an effect: Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (15)
  16070.  
  16071. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  16072. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  16073.  
  16074. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  16075. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  16076.  
  16077. cast 1 Suspicious Gaze
  16078. You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (10)
  16079.  
  16080. cast 1 Silent Hunter
  16081. You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (10)
  16082.  
  16083. cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  16084. You acquire an effect: Your Fifteen Minutes (15)
  16085.  
  16086. Visiting a Science Tent
  16087. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  16088. Took choice 1201/2: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
  16089. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&option=2&pwd
  16090.  
  16091. [4388] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
  16092. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Bbbbbbbblrgblrg
  16093. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16094. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  16095. Round 1: I made to her in marriage, and to decline / my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune.
  16096. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  16097. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16098. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power.
  16099. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16100. Round 2: You lose 33 hit points
  16101. Round 2: 'Tis brief, my lord.
  16102. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16103. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 71 damage.
  16104. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16105. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense.
  16106. Round 3: But these cannot I command to any utterance of / world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me!
  16107. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  16108. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16109. You acquire an item: Source essence
  16110. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16111. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16112. Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
  16113. Round 4: Alas, alas!
  16114. Round 4: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16115. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16116. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense.
  16117. Round 5: You lose 28 hit points
  16118. Round 5: Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?
  16119. Round 5: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  16120. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16121. Round 6: You gain 20 Mana Points
  16122. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power.
  16123. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16124. Round 6: I pray you, pass with your best violence; / be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the.
  16125. Round 6: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  16126. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  16127. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
  16128. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
  16129. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16130. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16131. Round 7: You lose 25 hit points
  16132. Round 7: And do not spread the compost on the weeds, / they have letters for him. Ere we were two days old.
  16133. Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
  16134. Round 7: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16135. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16136. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16137. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16138. Round 8: Carve for himself; for on his choice depends / this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more, ha?
  16139. Round 8: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16140. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16141. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16142. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16143. Round 9: Let Hercules himself do what he may, / you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they.
  16144. Round 9: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16145. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16146. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16147. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16148. Round 10: And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet / to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.
  16149. Round 10: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16150. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16151. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16152. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense.
  16153. Round 11: You lose 22 hit points
  16154. Round 11: It beckons you to go away with it, / substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
  16155. Round 11: Arbos executes a macro!
  16156. Round 11: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16157. Round 12: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16158. Round 12: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16159. Round 12: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16160. Round 12: You lose 24 hit points
  16161. Round 12: And I with them the third night kept the watch; / easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what.
  16162. Round 12: Arbos executes a macro!
  16163. Round 12: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16164. Round 13: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16165. Round 13: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16166. Round 13: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16167. Round 13: You lose 24 hit points
  16168. Round 13: How is't, my noble lord?
  16169. Round 13: Arbos executes a macro!
  16170. Round 13: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16171. Round 14: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16172. Round 14: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16173. Round 14: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16174. Round 14: And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
  16175. Round 14: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16176. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16177. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16178. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16179. Round 15: You lose 20 hit points
  16180. Round 15: But I am very sorry, good Horatio, / your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath.
  16181. Round 15: Arbos executes a macro!
  16182. Round 15: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16183. Round 16: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16184. Round 16: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16185. Round 16: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16186. Round 16: You lose 6 hit points
  16187. Round 16: How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
  16188. Round 16: Arbos executes a macro!
  16189. Round 16: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16190. Round 17: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16191. Round 17: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16192. Round 17: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16193. Round 17: You lose 20 hit points
  16194. Round 17: Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong; / the top of my compass: and there is much music?
  16195. Round 17: Arbos executes a macro!
  16196. Round 17: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16197. Round 18: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16198. Round 18: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16199. Round 18: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16200. Round 18: You lose 5 hit points
  16201. Round 18: All may be well.
  16202. Round 18: Arbos executes a macro!
  16203. Round 18: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16204. Round 19: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16205. Round 19: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16206. Round 19: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16207. Round 19: You lose 20 hit points
  16208. Round 19: If 't be the affliction of his love or no / purpose, confess thyself--?
  16209. Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
  16210. Round 19: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16211. Round 20: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16212. Round 20: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16213. Round 20: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16214. Round 20: And in the morn and liquid dew of youth / cried in the top of mine--an excellent play, well!
  16215. Round 20: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16216. Round 21: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16217. Round 21: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16218. Round 21: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16219. Round 21: Drown'd! O, where?
  16220. Round 21: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16221. Round 22: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16222. Round 22: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power.
  16223. Round 22: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense.
  16224. Round 22: You lose 19 hit points
  16225. Round 22: For 'tis the sport to have the engineer / excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot.
  16226. Round 22: Arbos executes a macro!
  16227. Round 22: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  16228. Round 23: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  16229. Round 23: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  16230. Round 23: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage.
  16231. Round 23: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16232. Round 23: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16233. Round 23: You lose 15 hit points
  16234. Round 23: But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even, / semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace!
  16235. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 9, base profit 0)
  16236. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  16237. > → Outcome: You win!
  16238. Round 23: Arbos executes a macro!
  16239. Round 23: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16240. Round 24: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16241. Round 24: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16242. Round 24: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16243. Round 24: Arbos wins the fight!
  16244. After Battle: You gain 3 Mana Points
  16245. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  16246. After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
  16247. After Battle: You gain 47 Mana Points
  16248. You gain 177 Meat
  16249. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  16250. You gain 11 Meat.
  16251. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  16252. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  16253. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  16254. After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
  16255. After Battle: You gain 72 Enchantedness
  16256. After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
  16257. You gain 5 Soulsauce
  16258. This combat did not cost a turn
  16259.  
  16260. cast 1 Evoke Eldritch Horror
  16261.  
  16262. [4388] Evoke Eldritch Horror
  16263. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Sssssssssssssshhhhh
  16264. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16265. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  16266. Round 1: And passion in the gods.' / time: after your death you were better have a bad.
  16267. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  16268. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16269. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16270. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16271. Round 2: You lose 29 hit points
  16272. Round 2: Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears / till he find it stopping a bung-hole?
  16273. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16274. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 70 damage.
  16275. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16276. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16277. Round 3: But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.
  16278. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  16279. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16280. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  16281. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16282. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16283. Round 4: You lose 27 hit points
  16284. Round 4: A sister driven into desperate terms, / plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of?
  16285. Round 4: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16286. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16287. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16288. Round 5: You lose 28 hit points
  16289. Round 5: Keeps wassail, and the swaggering up-spring reels; / grave-maker: 'the houses that he makes last till.
  16290. Round 5: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  16291. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16292. Round 6: You gain 23 Mana Points
  16293. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16294. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16295. Round 6: You lose 27 hit points
  16296. Round 6: And I do think, or else this brain of mine / for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to.
  16297. Round 6: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  16298. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  16299. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
  16300. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage.
  16301. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power.
  16302. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16303. Round 7: You lose 26 hit points
  16304. Round 7: And keep you in the rear of your affection, / set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh.
  16305. Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
  16306. Round 7: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16307. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16308. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16309. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16310. Round 8: You lose 22 hit points
  16311. Round 8: Led by a delicate and tender prince, / tongues else for's turn.
  16312. Round 8: Arbos executes a macro!
  16313. Round 8: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16314. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16315. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16316. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16317. Round 9: Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
  16318. Round 9: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16319. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16320. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16321. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16322. Round 10: Alas, then, she is drown'd?
  16323. Round 10: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16324. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16325. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16326. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16327. Round 11: Have you your father's leave? What says Polonius?
  16328. Round 11: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16329. Round 12: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16330. Round 12: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16331. Round 12: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16332. Round 12: Lest with this piteous action you convert / was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that!
  16333. Round 12: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16334. Round 13: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage.
  16335. Round 13: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16336. Round 13: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16337. Round 13: You lose 21 hit points
  16338. Round 13: But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me / does well; but how does it well? it does well to.
  16339. Round 13: Arbos executes a macro!
  16340. Round 13: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  16341. Round 14: Eldritch Tentacle takes 35 damage.
  16342. You acquire an item: Wint-O-Fresh mint
  16343. Round 14: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  16344. Round 14: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16345. Round 14: I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation / another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and.
  16346. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 99, base profit 0)
  16347. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  16348. > → Action 2: skill 4020
  16349. > → Outcome: You win!
  16350. Round 14: Arbos executes a macro!
  16351. Round 14: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16352. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle takes 35 damage.
  16353. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle takes 54 damage.
  16354. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16355. Round 15: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
  16356. Round 15: You lose 23 hit points
  16357. Round 15: Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
  16358. Round 15: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16359. Round 16: Eldritch Tentacle takes 12 damage.
  16360. Round 16: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
  16361. Round 16: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  16362. Round 16: Arbos wins the fight!
  16363. After Battle: You gain 4 Mana Points
  16364. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  16365. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  16366. After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
  16367. You gain 181 Meat
  16368. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  16369. You gain 13 Meat.
  16370. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  16371. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  16372. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  16373. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  16374. After Battle: You gain 66 Mysteriousness
  16375. After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
  16376. You gain 6 Soulsauce
  16377. This combat did not cost a turn
  16378. > Adventure for 9 turns in Gingerbread Upscale Retail District
  16379. > Look for "robbery" in the Gingerbread Industrial Zone on turn 10
  16380. > Adventure for 9 turns in Gingerbread Upscale Retail District
  16381. > Look for "high-end ginger wine" in the Gingerbread Upscale Retail District on turn 20
  16382. > Adventure for 10 turns in Gingerbread Upscale Retail District
  16383. > Adventuring in The Gingerbread City stops.
  16384. > That plan requires 30 turns but you only have 0 left.
  16385. > Considering 2050 planets.
  16386. > After filtering on 'trophy', 611 left.
  16387. > I suggest that you visit the planet at coordinates ZYZZYVA
  16388. > Here's what I know about that planet:
  16389. > Planet Name: Delta Bubblicius I (difficulty = 25)
  16390. > Coordinates: ZYZZYVA
  16391. > The sky above the horizon is an oppressive orange, dotted by occasional wispy pale blue clouds.
  16392. > The planet's sun (if it has one) is nowhere to be seen.
  16393. > The planet doesn't appear to have any satellites.
  16394. > Environmental Hazards:
  16395. >   irradiated
  16396. >   magnetic storms
  16397. >   high winds
  16398. > Elemental Hazards:
  16399. >   hot solar flares
  16400. >   frigid zones
  16401. >   lewd rock formations
  16402. > Plant Life: anomalous (sgplantc1.gif)
  16403. > Animal Life: anomalous (hostile) (sganimalc1.gif)
  16404. > Intelligent Life: detected (hostile) (unknown alien trophy) (sgalienb1.gif)
  16405.  
  16406. Visiting the Spacegate Terminal
  16407. Took choice 1235/2: Open the gate to a specific planet
  16408. choice.php?whichchoice=1235&pwd&option=2&word=ZYZZYVA
  16409. Planet: Delta Bubblicius I
  16410. Coordinates: ZYZZYVA
  16411. Hazards: irradiated|magnetic storms|high winds|hot solar flares|frigid zones|lewd rock formations
  16412. Plant Life: anomalous
  16413. Animal Life: anomalous (hostile)
  16414. Intelligent Life: detected (hostile)
  16415. Spant chemical signature detected: false
  16416. Murderbots frequencies detected: false
  16417. Ancient ruins detected: false
  16418. Spacegate turns left: 20
  16419. > The Spacegate terminal has 20 turns of energy left in it today.
  16420. > Unfortunately, you don't have any turns left right now.
  16421. > Validating configuration.
  16422. > All is well!
  16423.  
  16424. main.php?comb=1
  16425. > Combed 0 patches of beach using no turns.
  16426. >
  16427. >
  16428. > Items combed:
  16429. > Getting Enhancement from Source Terminal
  16430. Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
  16431. You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
  16432. Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
  16433. You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
  16434. Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
  16435. You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
  16436.  
  16437. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22scroll+of+ancient+forbidden+unspeakable+evil%22
  16438. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22disintegrating+quill+pen%22
  16439. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22inkwell%22
  16440. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22tattered+scrap+of+paper%22
  16441.  
  16442. Use 1 disintegrating quill pen + 1 inkwell + 1 tattered scrap of paper
  16443. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
  16444.  
  16445. summon Bazoo
  16446. You acquire an effect: Preternatural Greed (30)
  16447.  
  16448. use 1 "DRINK ME" potion
  16449. You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20)
  16450.  
  16451. equip hat filthy knitted dread sack
  16452.  
  16453. Visiting the Mad Tea Party
  16454. Encounter: The Mad Tea Party
  16455. Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat
  16456. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1
  16457. You acquire an effect: Dances with Tweedles (30)
  16458.  
  16459. equip hat eldritch hat
  16460. > Visiting the Towering Inferno Discotheque
  16461. custom outfit Velvet
  16462.  
  16463. Visiting The Towering Inferno Discotheque
  16464. > Time to chill out. You deserve it!
  16465.  
  16466. use 1 License to Chill
  16467. You acquire an item: Afternoon Delight
  16468. You gain 396 hit points
  16469. You gain 1 Mana Point
  16470. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (1)
  16471. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (1)
  16472. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (1)
  16473. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (1)
  16474. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (1)
  16475. You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (1)
  16476. You acquire an effect: Wandering Eye Surgery (1)
  16477. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (1)
  16478. You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (1)
  16479. You gain 5 Adventures
  16480. You gain 936 Wizardliness
  16481. You gain a Mysticality point!
  16482. > Free fights: Your Witchess Set
  16483. custom outfit Meat Drop
  16484.  
  16485. familiar Hobo Monkey (47 lbs)
  16486.  
  16487. Unequip Space Jellyfish
  16488.  
  16489. equip familiar plastic pumpkin bucket
  16490.  
  16491. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  16492. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  16493. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16494. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16495. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  16496. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16497.  
  16498. [4388] Your Witchess Set
  16499. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  16500. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  16501. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  16502. Encounter: Witchess Knight
  16503. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16504. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16505. Round 2: You lose 45 hit points
  16506. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16507. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 49 attack power.
  16508. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 50 defense.
  16509. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16510. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  16511. Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
  16512. Round 4: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  16513. Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  16514. You gain 68 Meat.
  16515. Round 5: You lose 33 hit points
  16516. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  16517. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16518. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
  16519. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
  16520. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16521. Round 7: Witchess Knight takes 599 damage.
  16522. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 18 attack power.
  16523. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
  16524. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  16525. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  16526. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  16527. You gain 258 Meat
  16528. After Battle: Hidden Poppy peeks out of the shadows, checks for danger, and sidles up to you with some meat.
  16529. You gain 12 Meat.
  16530. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  16531. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  16532. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  16533. After Battle: You gain 83 Magicalness
  16534. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  16535. You gain 6 Soulsauce
  16536. This combat did not cost a turn
  16537. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16538. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16539. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  16540. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16541.  
  16542. [4388] Your Witchess Set
  16543. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  16544. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  16545. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  16546. Encounter: Witchess Knight
  16547. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16548. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16549. Round 2: You lose 48 hit points
  16550. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16551. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 49 attack power.
  16552. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 54 defense.
  16553. Round 3: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  16554. You gain 59 Meat.
  16555. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16556. You acquire an item: Source essence
  16557. Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
  16558. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  16559. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16560. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
  16561. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 18 defense.
  16562. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16563. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 323 damage.
  16564. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
  16565. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
  16566. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  16567. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  16568. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  16569. You gain 280 Meat
  16570. After Battle: Hidden Poppy gives you some meat under the table.
  16571. You gain 10 Meat.
  16572. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  16573. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  16574. After Battle: You gain 42 Strengthliness
  16575. You gain a Muscle point!
  16576. After Battle: You gain 69 Mysteriousness
  16577. After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
  16578. You gain 7 Soulsauce
  16579. This combat did not cost a turn
  16580. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16581. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16582. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  16583. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16584.  
  16585. [4388] Your Witchess Set
  16586. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  16587. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  16588. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  16589. Encounter: Witchess Knight
  16590. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16591. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16592. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16593. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 58 attack power.
  16594. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 63 defense.
  16595. Round 3: Linus gives him an atomic wedgie. He takes 35 damage and blushes deeply.
  16596. Round 3: Witchess Knight takes 35 damage.
  16597. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16598. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  16599. Round 4: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  16600. You gain 84 Meat.
  16601. Round 4: You lose 24 hit points
  16602. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  16603. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16604. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
  16605. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
  16606. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16607. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 315 damage.
  16608. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power.
  16609. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
  16610. Round 6: Linus throws a balloon filled with water at him. Wait, that's not water... ew. He takes 22 damage.
  16611. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 22 damage.
  16612. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  16613. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  16614. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  16615. You gain 285 Meat
  16616. After Battle: Some extra meat has appeared in your pouch when you weren't looking. Presumably Hidden Poppy's doing.
  16617. You gain 10 Meat.
  16618. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  16619. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  16620. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscleboundness
  16621. After Battle: You gain 70 Magicalness
  16622. After Battle: You gain 34 Cheek
  16623. You gain 1 Soulsauce
  16624. This combat did not cost a turn
  16625. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16626. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16627. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  16628. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16629.  
  16630. [4388] Your Witchess Set
  16631. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  16632. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  16633. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  16634. Encounter: Witchess Knight
  16635. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16636. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16637. Round 2: You lose 46 hit points
  16638. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16639. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 63 attack power.
  16640. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 46 defense.
  16641. Round 3: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  16642. You gain 89 Meat.
  16643. Round 3: Linus sneaks around behind your opponent and pulls down his pants, embarrassing him for 20 damage.
  16644. Round 3: Witchess Knight takes 20 damage.
  16645. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16646. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  16647. Round 4: Linus rigs up a bucket of ice-cold water, which falls and drenches your opponent. He takes 36 damage, and is now ready to enter a contest popular during Spring Break.
  16648. Round 4: Witchess Knight takes 36 damage.
  16649. Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
  16650. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  16651. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16652. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
  16653. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
  16654. Round 5: Linus gives him an atomic wedgie. He takes 24 damage and blushes deeply.
  16655. Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 24 damage.
  16656. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16657. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 316 damage.
  16658. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
  16659. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
  16660. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  16661. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  16662. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  16663. You gain 213 Meat
  16664. After Battle: Some extra meat has appeared in your pouch when you weren't looking. Presumably Hidden Poppy's doing.
  16665. You gain 15 Meat.
  16666. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  16667. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  16668. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  16669. After Battle: You gain 71 Magicalness
  16670. After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah
  16671. This combat did not cost a turn
  16672. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16673. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16674. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  16675. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16676.  
  16677. [4388] Your Witchess Set
  16678. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  16679. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  16680. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  16681. Encounter: Witchess Knight
  16682. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16683. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16684. Round 2: You lose 46 hit points
  16685. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16686. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 54 attack power.
  16687. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 50 defense.
  16688. Round 3: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  16689. You gain 60 Meat.
  16690. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16691. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  16692. Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
  16693. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  16694. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16695. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
  16696. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
  16697. Round 5: Linus sneaks around behind your opponent and pulls down his pants, embarrassing him for 29 damage.
  16698. Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 29 damage.
  16699. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16700. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 320 damage.
  16701. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
  16702. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
  16703. Round 6: Linus throws an M-80 at him, hitting him for 37 points of explosive hot damage.
  16704. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 37 damage.
  16705. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  16706. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  16707. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  16708. You gain 337 Meat
  16709. After Battle: Hidden Poppy slinks out of the shadows and hands you some meat she found.
  16710. You gain 14 Meat.
  16711. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  16712. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  16713. After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
  16714. After Battle: You gain 70 Wizardliness
  16715. After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness
  16716. This combat did not cost a turn
  16717.  
  16718. familiar God Lobster (55 lbs)
  16719. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16720. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16721. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 337)
  16722. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16723.  
  16724. main.php?fightgodlobster=1
  16725.  
  16726. [4388] God Lobster
  16727. Encounter: the God Lobster
  16728. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16729. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  16730. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16731. Round 2: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16732. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  16733. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16734. Round 3: God Lobster drops 69 attack power.
  16735. Round 3: God Lobster drops 46 defense.
  16736. Round 3: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16737. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16738. You acquire an item: Source essence
  16739. Round 4: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16740. Round 4: You lose 28 hit points
  16741. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  16742. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16743. Round 5: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16744. Round 5: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16745. Round 5: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16746. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16747. Round 6: God Lobster takes 43 damage.
  16748. Round 6: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16749. Round 6: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16750. Round 6: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16751. Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
  16752. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 349, base profit -3.17)
  16753. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  16754. > → Action 2: skill 3007
  16755. Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
  16756. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  16757. Round 7: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16758. Round 7: God Lobster drops 14 defense.
  16759. Round 7: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16760. Round 7: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  16761. Round 8: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  16762. Round 8: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16763. Round 8: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16764. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 306, base profit -3.17)
  16765. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  16766. > → Outcome: You win!
  16767. Round 8: Arbos executes a macro!
  16768. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16769. Round 9: God Lobster takes 44 damage.
  16770. Round 9: God Lobster takes 45 damage.
  16771. Round 9: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  16772. Round 9: God Lobster drops 19 defense.
  16773. Round 9: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16774. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 217, base profit -3.17)
  16775. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  16776. > → Outcome: You win!
  16777. Round 9: Arbos executes a macro!
  16778. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16779. Round 10: God Lobster takes 43 damage.
  16780. Round 10: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16781. Round 10: God Lobster drops 19 defense.
  16782. Round 10: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16783. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 174, base profit -3.17)
  16784. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  16785. > → Outcome: You win!
  16786. Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
  16787. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16788. Round 11: God Lobster takes 44 damage.
  16789. Round 11: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  16790. Round 11: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16791. Round 11: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16792. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 130, base profit -3.17)
  16793. > → Action 1: skill 4032
  16794. > → Outcome: You win!
  16795. Round 11: Arbos executes a macro!
  16796. Round 11: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  16797. Round 12: God Lobster takes 21 damage.
  16798. Round 12: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16799. Round 12: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16800. Round 12: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16801. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 109, base profit -3.17)
  16802. > → Action 1: skill 4032
  16803. > → Outcome: You win!
  16804. Round 12: Arbos executes a macro!
  16805. Round 12: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  16806. Round 13: God Lobster takes 21 damage.
  16807. Round 13: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  16808. Round 13: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16809. Round 13: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16810. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 88, base profit -3.17)
  16811. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  16812. > → Outcome: You win!
  16813. Round 13: Arbos executes a macro!
  16814. Round 13: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16815. Round 14: God Lobster takes 14 damage.
  16816. Round 14: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16817. Round 14: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16818. Round 14: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16819. Round 14: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16820. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 67, base profit -3.17)
  16821. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  16822. > → Outcome: You win!
  16823. Round 14: Arbos executes a macro!
  16824. Round 14: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16825. Round 15: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16826. Round 15: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16827. Round 15: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  16828. Round 15: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16829. Round 15: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16830. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 53, base profit -3.17)
  16831. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  16832. > → Outcome: You win!
  16833. Round 15: Arbos executes a macro!
  16834. Round 15: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16835. Round 16: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16836. Round 16: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16837. Round 16: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16838. Round 16: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16839. Round 16: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16840. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 39, base profit -3.17)
  16841. > → Action 1: skill 3022
  16842. > → Outcome: You win!
  16843. Round 16: Arbos executes a macro!
  16844. Round 16: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  16845. Round 17: God Lobster takes 28 damage.
  16846. Round 17: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  16847. Round 17: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16848. Round 17: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16849. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 11, base profit -3.17)
  16850. > → Action 1: use 8935
  16851. > → Outcome: You win!
  16852. Round 17: Arbos executes a macro!
  16853. Round 17: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  16854. Round 18: God Lobster takes 9 damage.
  16855. Round 18: You gain 22 Mana Points
  16856. Round 18: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16857. Round 18: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16858. Round 18: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16859. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 2, base profit -3.17)
  16860. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  16861. > → Outcome: You win!
  16862. Round 18: Arbos executes a macro!
  16863. Round 18: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  16864. Round 19: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  16865. Round 19: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16866. Round 19: God Lobster drops 15 defense.
  16867. Round 19: Arbos wins the fight!
  16868. After Battle: You gain 0 Mana Point
  16869. You gain 193 Meat
  16870. After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude
  16871. After Battle: You gain 91 Magicalness
  16872. After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek
  16873. This combat did not cost a turn
  16874.  
  16875. [4388] God Lobster
  16876. Encounter: Granted a Boon
  16877. Took choice 1310/2: "I'd like some experience."
  16878. choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=2&pwd
  16879. You gain 625 Muscleboundness
  16880. You gain a Muscle point!
  16881. You gain 550 Wizardliness
  16882. You gain a Mysticality point!
  16883. You gain 500 Roguishness
  16884. You gain a Moxie point!
  16885. You acquire an item: Dish of Clarified Butter
  16886. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  16887. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  16888. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 337)
  16889. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  16890. > Restoring HP! Currently at 67 of 574 HP, 1043 of 1191 MP, current meat: 575188532 ... Target HP = 546.
  16891.  
  16892. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  16893. You gain 507 hit points
  16894.  
  16895. main.php?fightgodlobster=1
  16896.  
  16897. [4388] God Lobster
  16898. Encounter: the God Lobster
  16899. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16900. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  16901. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  16902. Round 2: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16903. Round 2: You lose 40 hit points
  16904. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  16905. Round 3: God Lobster drops 59 attack power.
  16906. Round 3: God Lobster drops 70 defense.
  16907. Round 3: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16908. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  16909. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  16910. Round 4: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16911. Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
  16912. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  16913. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16914. Round 5: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16915. Round 5: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16916. Round 5: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16917. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16918. Round 6: God Lobster takes 44 damage.
  16919. Round 6: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16920. Round 6: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  16921. Round 6: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16922. Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
  16923. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 350, base profit -3.16)
  16924. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  16925. > → Action 2: skill 3007
  16926. > → Action 3: use 8935
  16927. > → Outcome: You win!
  16928. Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
  16929. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  16930. Round 7: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16931. Round 7: God Lobster drops 15 defense.
  16932. Round 7: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16933. Round 7: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  16934. Round 8: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16935. Round 8: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16936. Round 8: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16937. Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
  16938. Round 8: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  16939. Round 9: God Lobster takes 9 damage.
  16940. Round 9: You gain 20 Mana Points
  16941. Round 9: God Lobster takes 46 damage.
  16942. Round 9: God Lobster drops 15 attack power.
  16943. Round 9: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16944. Round 9: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16945. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 306, base profit -3.16)
  16946. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  16947. > → Outcome: You win!
  16948. Round 9: Arbos executes a macro!
  16949. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16950. Round 10: God Lobster takes 44 damage.
  16951. Round 10: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16952. Round 10: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16953. Round 10: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16954. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 207, base profit -3.16)
  16955. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  16956. > → Outcome: You win!
  16957. Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
  16958. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16959. Round 11: God Lobster takes 44 damage.
  16960. Round 11: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  16961. Round 11: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  16962. Round 11: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16963. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 163, base profit -3.16)
  16964. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  16965. > → Outcome: You win!
  16966. Round 11: Arbos executes a macro!
  16967. Round 11: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  16968. Round 12: God Lobster takes 44 damage.
  16969. Round 12: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  16970. Round 12: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  16971. Round 12: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16972. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 119, base profit -3.16)
  16973. > → Action 1: skill 4032
  16974. > → Outcome: You win!
  16975. Round 12: Arbos executes a macro!
  16976. Round 12: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  16977. Round 13: God Lobster takes 21 damage.
  16978. Round 13: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  16979. Round 13: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16980. Round 13: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16981. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 98, base profit -3.16)
  16982. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  16983. > → Outcome: You win!
  16984. Round 13: Arbos executes a macro!
  16985. Round 13: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16986. Round 14: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16987. Round 14: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16988. Round 14: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  16989. Round 14: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  16990. Round 14: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  16991. Round 14: You lose 9 hit points
  16992. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 84, base profit -3.16)
  16993. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  16994. > → Outcome: You win!
  16995. Round 14: Arbos executes a macro!
  16996. Round 14: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16997. Round 15: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16998. Round 15: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  16999. Round 15: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17000. Round 15: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17001. Round 15: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17002. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 70, base profit -3.16)
  17003. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  17004. > → Outcome: You win!
  17005. Round 15: Arbos executes a macro!
  17006. Round 15: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17007. Round 16: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17008. Round 16: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17009. Round 16: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17010. Round 16: God Lobster drops 15 defense.
  17011. Round 16: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17012. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 56, base profit -3.16)
  17013. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  17014. > → Outcome: You win!
  17015. Round 16: Arbos executes a macro!
  17016. Round 16: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17017. Round 17: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17018. Round 17: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17019. Round 17: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17020. Round 17: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17021. Round 17: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17022. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 42, base profit -3.16)
  17023. > → Action 1: skill 3022
  17024. > → Outcome: You win!
  17025. Round 17: Arbos executes a macro!
  17026. Round 17: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  17027. Round 18: God Lobster takes 14 damage.
  17028. Round 18: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17029. Round 18: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17030. Round 18: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17031. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 28, base profit -3.16)
  17032. > → Action 1: skill 3003
  17033. > → Outcome: You win!
  17034. Round 18: Arbos executes a macro!
  17035. Round 18: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  17036. Round 19: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17037. Round 19: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17038. Round 19: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17039. Round 19: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17040. Round 19: God Lobster drops 19 defense.
  17041. Round 19: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17042. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 24, base profit -3.16)
  17043. > → Action 1: use 8935
  17044. > → Outcome: You win!
  17045. Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
  17046. Round 19: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  17047. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 24, base profit -3.16)
  17048. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17049. > → Outcome: You win!
  17050. Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
  17051. Round 19: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17052. Round 20: God Lobster takes 4 damage.
  17053. Round 20: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  17054. Round 20: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17055. Round 20: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17056. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 20, base profit -3.16)
  17057. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17058. > → Outcome: You win!
  17059. Round 20: Arbos executes a macro!
  17060. Round 20: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17061. Round 21: God Lobster takes 4 damage.
  17062. Round 21: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17063. Round 21: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17064. Round 21: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17065. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 16, base profit -3.16)
  17066. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17067. > → Outcome: You win!
  17068. Round 21: Arbos executes a macro!
  17069. Round 21: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17070. Round 22: God Lobster takes 4 damage.
  17071. Round 22: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  17072. Round 22: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17073. Round 22: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17074. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 12, base profit -3.16)
  17075. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17076. > → Outcome: You win!
  17077. Round 22: Arbos executes a macro!
  17078. Round 22: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17079. Round 23: God Lobster takes 4 damage.
  17080. Round 23: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  17081. Round 23: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17082. Round 23: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17083. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 8, base profit -3.16)
  17084. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17085. > → Outcome: You win!
  17086. Round 23: Arbos executes a macro!
  17087. Round 23: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17088. Round 24: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17089. Round 24: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  17090. Round 24: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17091. Round 24: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17092. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 6, base profit -3.16)
  17093. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17094. > → Outcome: You win!
  17095. Round 24: Arbos executes a macro!
  17096. Round 24: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17097. Round 25: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17098. Round 25: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17099. Round 25: God Lobster drops 19 defense.
  17100. Round 25: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17101. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 4, base profit -3.16)
  17102. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17103. > → Outcome: You win!
  17104. Round 25: Arbos executes a macro!
  17105. Round 25: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17106. Round 26: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17107. Round 26: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17108. Round 26: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17109. Round 26: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17110. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 2, base profit -3.16)
  17111. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17112. > → Outcome: You win!
  17113. Round 26: Arbos executes a macro!
  17114. Round 26: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17115. Round 27: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17116. Round 27: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17117. Round 27: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17118. Round 27: Arbos wins the fight!
  17119. After Battle: You gain 1 Mana Point
  17120. You gain 211 Meat
  17121. After Battle: You gain 49 Strongness
  17122. After Battle: You gain 100 Wizardliness
  17123. After Battle: You gain 37 Chutzpah
  17124. This combat did not cost a turn
  17125.  
  17126. [4388] God Lobster
  17127. Encounter: Granted a Boon
  17128. Took choice 1310/2: "I'd like some experience."
  17129. choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=2&pwd
  17130. You gain 625 Strengthliness
  17131. You gain a Muscle point!
  17132. You gain 550 Enchantedness
  17133. You gain 500 Smarm
  17134. You gain a Moxie point!
  17135. You acquire an item: Dish of Clarified Butter
  17136. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17137. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17138. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 337)
  17139. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 66)
  17140.  
  17141. main.php?fightgodlobster=1
  17142.  
  17143. [4388] God Lobster
  17144. Encounter: the God Lobster
  17145. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17146. Round 1: You lose 66 hit points
  17147. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17148. Round 2: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17149. Round 2: You lose 43 hit points
  17150. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17151. Round 3: God Lobster drops 74 attack power.
  17152. Round 3: God Lobster drops 60 defense.
  17153. Round 3: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17154. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17155. You acquire an item: Source essence
  17156. Round 4: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17157. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17158. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17159. Round 5: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17160. Round 5: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17161. Round 5: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17162. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17163. Round 6: God Lobster takes 43 damage.
  17164. Round 6: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17165. Round 6: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17166. Round 6: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17167. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  17168. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 351, base profit -3.16)
  17169. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  17170. > → Action 2: skill 3007
  17171. > → Action 3: use 8935
  17172. > → Outcome: You win!
  17173. Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
  17174. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  17175. Round 7: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17176. Round 7: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17177. Round 7: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17178. Round 7: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  17179. Round 8: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17180. Round 8: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17181. Round 8: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17182. Round 8: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  17183. Round 9: God Lobster takes 9 damage.
  17184. Round 9: You gain 20 Mana Points
  17185. Round 9: God Lobster takes 48 damage.
  17186. Round 9: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17187. Round 9: God Lobster drops 19 defense.
  17188. Round 9: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17189. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 308, base profit -3.16)
  17190. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  17191. > → Outcome: You win!
  17192. Round 9: Arbos executes a macro!
  17193. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17194. Round 10: God Lobster takes 82 damage.
  17195. Round 10: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17196. Round 10: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17197. Round 10: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17198. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 169, base profit -3.16)
  17199. > → Action 1: skill 4012
  17200. > → Outcome: You win!
  17201. Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
  17202. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17203. Round 11: God Lobster takes 43 damage.
  17204. Round 11: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17205. Round 11: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17206. Round 11: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17207. Round 11: You lose 12 hit points
  17208. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 126, base profit -3.16)
  17209. > → Action 1: skill 4032
  17210. > → Outcome: You win!
  17211. Round 11: Arbos executes a macro!
  17212. Round 11: Arbos casts SAUCECICLE!
  17213. Round 12: God Lobster takes 42 damage.
  17214. Round 12: God Lobster drops 15 attack power.
  17215. Round 12: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17216. Round 12: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17217. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 84, base profit -3.16)
  17218. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  17219. > → Outcome: You win!
  17220. Round 12: Arbos executes a macro!
  17221. Round 12: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17222. Round 13: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17223. Round 13: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17224. Round 13: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17225. Round 13: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17226. Round 13: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17227. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 70, base profit -3.16)
  17228. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  17229. > → Outcome: You win!
  17230. Round 13: Arbos executes a macro!
  17231. Round 13: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17232. Round 14: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17233. Round 14: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17234. Round 14: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17235. Round 14: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17236. Round 14: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17237. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 56, base profit -3.16)
  17238. > → Action 1: skill 4005
  17239. > → Outcome: You win!
  17240. Round 14: Arbos executes a macro!
  17241. Round 14: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17242. Round 15: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17243. Round 15: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17244. Round 15: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17245. Round 15: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17246. Round 15: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17247. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 42, base profit -3.16)
  17248. > → Action 1: skill 3022
  17249. > → Outcome: You win!
  17250. Round 15: Arbos executes a macro!
  17251. Round 15: Arbos casts CANDYBLAST!
  17252. Round 16: God Lobster takes 14 damage.
  17253. You acquire an item: Wint-O-Fresh mint
  17254. Round 16: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17255. Round 16: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17256. Round 16: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17257. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 28, base profit -3.16)
  17258. > → Action 1: skill 3003
  17259. > → Outcome: You win!
  17260. Round 16: Arbos executes a macro!
  17261. Round 16: Arbos casts RAVIOLI SHURIKENS!
  17262. Round 17: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17263. Round 17: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17264. Round 17: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17265. Round 17: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17266. Round 17: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17267. Round 17: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17268. Round 17: You lose 7 hit points
  17269. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 24, base profit -3.16)
  17270. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17271. > → Outcome: You win!
  17272. Round 17: Arbos executes a macro!
  17273. Round 17: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17274. Round 18: God Lobster takes 4 damage.
  17275. Round 18: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17276. Round 18: God Lobster drops 15 defense.
  17277. Round 18: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17278. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 20, base profit -3.16)
  17279. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17280. > → Outcome: You win!
  17281. Round 18: Arbos executes a macro!
  17282. Round 18: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17283. Round 19: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17284. Round 19: God Lobster drops 16 attack power.
  17285. Round 19: God Lobster drops 19 defense.
  17286. Round 19: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17287. Round 19: You lose 4 hit points
  17288. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 13, base profit -3.16)
  17289. > → Action 1: skill 4003
  17290. > → Outcome: You win!
  17291. Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
  17292. Round 19: Arbos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
  17293. Round 20: God Lobster takes 7 damage.
  17294. Round 20: God Lobster drops 19 attack power.
  17295. Round 20: God Lobster drops 17 defense.
  17296. Round 20: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17297. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 6, base profit -3.16)
  17298. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17299. > → Outcome: You win!
  17300. Round 20: Arbos executes a macro!
  17301. Round 20: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17302. Round 21: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17303. Round 21: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17304. Round 21: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17305. Round 21: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17306. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 4, base profit -3.16)
  17307. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17308. > → Outcome: You win!
  17309. Round 21: Arbos executes a macro!
  17310. Round 21: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17311. Round 22: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17312. Round 22: God Lobster drops 17 attack power.
  17313. Round 22: God Lobster drops 18 defense.
  17314. Round 22: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  17315. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 2, base profit -3.16)
  17316. > → Action 1: skill 4020
  17317. > → Outcome: You win!
  17318. Round 22: Arbos executes a macro!
  17319. Round 22: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  17320. Round 23: God Lobster takes 2 damage.
  17321. Round 23: God Lobster drops 18 attack power.
  17322. Round 23: God Lobster drops 16 defense.
  17323. Round 23: Arbos wins the fight!
  17324. After Battle: You gain 1 Mana Point
  17325. You gain 228 Meat
  17326. After Battle: You gain 54 Beefiness
  17327. After Battle: You gain 87 Enchantedness
  17328. After Battle: You gain 45 Roguishness
  17329. This combat did not cost a turn
  17330.  
  17331. [4388] God Lobster
  17332. Encounter: Granted a Boon
  17333. Took choice 1310/2: "I'd like some experience."
  17334. choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=2&pwd
  17335. You gain 625 Beefiness
  17336. You gain a Muscle point!
  17337. You gain 550 Magicalness
  17338. You gain a Mysticality point!
  17339. You gain 500 Roguishness
  17340. You acquire an item: Dish of Clarified Butter
  17341.  
  17342. Visiting Snojo Control Console
  17343. Took choice 1118/3: moxie training
  17344. choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=3&pwd
  17345. > Free fights: The Snojo
  17346.  
  17347. familiar Hobo Monkey (52 lbs)
  17348. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17349. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17350. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17351. > Recommended Monster Level: +318 (now: 66)
  17352.  
  17353. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  17354. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  17355.  
  17356. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17357. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17358. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17359. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17360. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17361. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17362. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17363. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  17364. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  17365. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17366. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17367. Round 4: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17368. You gain 70 Meat.
  17369. Round 4: Linus shines a flashlight under its chin and cackles maniacally. Its teeth start to chatter, causing 56 damage.
  17370. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 56 damage.
  17371. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17372. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17373. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17374. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17375. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17376. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17377. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 592 damage.
  17378. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  17379. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17380. Round 6: Linus produces a paper bag full of some unknown substance, sets it on fire, and places it in front of your opponent. It hurries to stomp the fire out, taking 38 damage in the process.
  17381. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 38 damage.
  17382. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17383. You acquire an item: iced plum wine
  17384. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17385. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  17386. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  17387. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17388. You gain 325 Meat
  17389. After Battle: Hidden Poppy gives you some meat under the table.
  17390. You gain 13 Meat.
  17391. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17392. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  17393. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  17394. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  17395. This combat did not cost a turn
  17396. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17397. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17398. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17399. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17400.  
  17401. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17402. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17403. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17404. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17405. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17406. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17407. You gain 71 Meat.
  17408. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17409. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17410. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  17411. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  17412. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17413. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  17414. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17415. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17416. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17417. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17418. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
  17419. Round 5: Linus rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes it with it for 38 damage.
  17420. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 38 damage.
  17421. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17422. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 600 damage.
  17423. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17424. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  17425. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17426. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17427. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  17428. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  17429. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17430. You gain 314 Meat
  17431. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  17432. You gain 11 Meat.
  17433. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17434. You acquire an item: little firkin
  17435. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  17436. After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
  17437. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  17438. This combat did not cost a turn
  17439. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17440. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17441. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17442. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17443.  
  17444. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17445. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17446. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17447. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17448. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17449. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17450. You gain 86 Meat.
  17451. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17452. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17453. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  17454. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  17455. Round 3: Linus sneaks up behind it and shouts, "BOO!" It jumps out of its skin, sustaining 66 damage on the way back down.
  17456. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 66 damage.
  17457. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17458. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17459. Round 4: Linus puts on a creepy skeleton mask and jumps out at it, startling it to the tune of 50 damage.
  17460. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 50 damage.
  17461. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17462. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17463. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17464. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  17465. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  17466. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17467. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 592 damage.
  17468. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  17469. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  17470. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17471. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17472. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17473. You gain 258 Meat
  17474. After Battle: Hidden Poppy tiptoes out of her hiding place and gives you some meat.
  17475. You gain 15 Meat.
  17476. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17477. After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
  17478. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  17479. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  17480. This combat did not cost a turn
  17481. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17482. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17483. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17484. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17485.  
  17486. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17487. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17488. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17489. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17490. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17491. Round 2: Linus rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes it with it for 62 damage.
  17492. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 62 damage.
  17493. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17494. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  17495. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17496. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  17497. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  17498. Round 3: Linus puts on a creepy skeleton mask and jumps out at it, startling it to the tune of 50 damage.
  17499. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 50 damage.
  17500. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17501. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17502. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17503. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17504. Round 4: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17505. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  17506. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
  17507. Round 5: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17508. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  17509. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  17510. Round 6: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17511. Round 7: Linus puts on a creepy skeleton mask and jumps out at it, startling it to the tune of 60 damage.
  17512. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 60 damage.
  17513. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  17514. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  17515. Round 7: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17516. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  17517. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  17518. Round 8: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17519. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  17520. Round 9: You lose 4 hit points
  17521. Round 9: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17522. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  17523. Round 10: You lose 5 hit points
  17524. Round 10: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17525. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  17526. Round 11: You lose 5 hit points
  17527. Round 11: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17528. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  17529. Round 12: You lose 4 hit points
  17530. Round 12: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17531. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  17532. Round 13: You lose 5 hit points
  17533. Round 13: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17534. Round 14: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17535. You gain 71 Meat.
  17536. Round 14: Linus shines a flashlight under its chin and cackles maniacally. Its teeth start to chatter, causing 74 damage.
  17537. Round 14: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 74 damage.
  17538. Round 14: Arbos wins the fight!
  17539. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17540. You gain 337 Meat
  17541. After Battle: Hidden Poppy looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.
  17542. You gain 14 Meat.
  17543. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17544. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  17545. After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
  17546. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  17547. This combat did not cost a turn
  17548. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17549. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17550. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17551. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17552.  
  17553. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17554. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17555. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17556. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17557. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17558. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17559. You gain 86 Meat.
  17560. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17561. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  17562. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17563. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  17564. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  17565. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17566. You acquire an item: Source essence
  17567. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17568. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17569. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17570. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17571. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17572. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
  17573. Round 5: Linus rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes it with it for 50 damage.
  17574. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 50 damage.
  17575. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17576. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 606 damage.
  17577. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
  17578. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17579. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17580. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17581. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17582. You gain 314 Meat
  17583. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  17584. You gain 11 Meat.
  17585. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17586. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  17587. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  17588. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  17589. This combat did not cost a turn
  17590. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17591. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17592. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17593. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17594.  
  17595. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17596. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17597. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17598. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17599. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17600. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17601. You gain 59 Meat.
  17602. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17603. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  17604. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17605. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  17606. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
  17607. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17608. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17609. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17610. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17611. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17612. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17613. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17614. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  17615. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17616. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 592 damage.
  17617. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
  17618. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  17619. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17620. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17621. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17622. You gain 258 Meat
  17623. After Battle: Hidden Poppy slinks out of the shadows and hands you some meat she found.
  17624. You gain 13 Meat.
  17625. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17626. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  17627. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  17628. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  17629. This combat did not cost a turn
  17630. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17631. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17632. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17633. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17634.  
  17635. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17636. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17637. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17638. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17639. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17640. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17641. You gain 71 Meat.
  17642. Round 2: Linus sneaks up behind it and shouts, "BOO!" It jumps out of its skin, sustaining 34 damage on the way back down.
  17643. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 34 damage.
  17644. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17645. Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
  17646. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
  17647. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
  17648. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
  17649. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17650. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  17651. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
  17652. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17653. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17654. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17655. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  17656. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
  17657. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
  17658. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  17659. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17660. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17661. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  17662. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17663. Round 5: Linus gives it the ol' hotfoot. How that works, we were never sure, but its feet get 38 points' worth of heat.
  17664. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 38 damage.
  17665. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17666. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 608 damage.
  17667. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17668. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
  17669. Round 6: Linus produces a paper bag full of some unknown substance, sets it on fire, and places it in front of your opponent. It hurries to stomp the fire out, taking 52 damage in the process.
  17670. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 52 damage.
  17671. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17672. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17673. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17674. You gain 235 Meat
  17675. After Battle: Hidden Poppy looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.
  17676. You gain 10 Meat.
  17677. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17678. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  17679. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  17680. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  17681. This combat did not cost a turn
  17682. > Restoring HP! Currently at 148 of 577 HP, 814 of 1193 MP, current meat: 575191613 ... Target HP = 549.
  17683.  
  17684. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  17685. You gain 429 hit points
  17686. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17687. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17688. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17689. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17690.  
  17691. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17692. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17693. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17694. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17695. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17696. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17697. Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
  17698. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17699. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17700. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17701. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17702. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 attack power.
  17703. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  17704. Round 3: Linus shines a flashlight under its chin and cackles maniacally. Its teeth start to chatter, causing 20 damage.
  17705. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
  17706. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17707. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  17708. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  17709. Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
  17710. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17711. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  17712. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  17713. Round 4: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17714. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
  17715. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  17716. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  17717. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  17718. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  17719. Round 5: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17720. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  17721. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  17722. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  17723. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
  17724. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  17725. Round 6: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17726. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  17727. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  17728. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  17729. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  17730. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  17731. Round 7: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17732. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  17733. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  17734. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  17735. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  17736. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  17737. Round 8: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17738. Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
  17739. Round 9: You lose 7 hit points
  17740. Round 9: You lose 4 hit points
  17741. Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
  17742. Round 9: You lose 4 hit points
  17743. Round 9: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17744. Round 10: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17745. You gain 90 Meat.
  17746. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  17747. Round 10: You lose 6 hit points
  17748. Round 10: You lose 4 hit points
  17749. Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
  17750. Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
  17751. Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
  17752. Round 10: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17753. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17754. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  17755. Round 11: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17756. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 610 damage.
  17757. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17758. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17759. Round 12: Arbos wins the fight!
  17760. You acquire an item: iced plum wine
  17761. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17762. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17763. You gain 325 Meat
  17764. After Battle: Hidden Poppy tiptoes out of her hiding place and gives you some meat.
  17765. You gain 10 Meat.
  17766. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17767. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  17768. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  17769. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  17770. This combat did not cost a turn
  17771. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17772. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17773. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17774. > Recommended Monster Level: +308 (now: 76)
  17775.  
  17776. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17777. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17778. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17779. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17780. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17781. Round 2: Linus shines a flashlight under its chin and cackles maniacally. Its teeth start to chatter, causing 24 damage.
  17782. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 24 damage.
  17783. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17784. Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
  17785. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17786. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17787. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17788. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17789. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  17790. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
  17791. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17792. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17793. Round 4: Linus rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes it with it for 54 damage.
  17794. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 54 damage.
  17795. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
  17796. Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
  17797. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17798. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17799. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17800. Round 4: Arbos uses the facsimile dictionary!
  17801. Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17802. You gain 99 Meat.
  17803. Round 5: Linus gives it a good ol' fashion Indian Rugburn. Which is probably a Native American Rugburn, these days. It takes 46 damage from the friction-induced heat.
  17804. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 46 damage.
  17805. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  17806. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  17807. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
  17808. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  17809. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  17810. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  17811. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17812. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  17813. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17814. Round 6: Linus puts on a creepy skeleton mask and jumps out at it, startling it to the tune of 34 damage.
  17815. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 34 damage.
  17816. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17817. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 608 damage.
  17818. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  17819. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  17820. Round 7: Linus rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes it with it for 60 damage.
  17821. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 60 damage.
  17822. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  17823. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17824. Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 13 lb. Hobo Monkey
  17825. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17826. You gain 314 Meat
  17827. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  17828. You gain 12 Meat.
  17829. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17830. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  17831. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  17832. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  17833. You gain a Moxie point!
  17834. This combat did not cost a turn
  17835. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17836. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17837. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17838. > Recommended Monster Level: +309 (now: 76)
  17839.  
  17840. [4388] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17841. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  17842. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17843. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  17844. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  17845. Round 2: Linus throws an M-80 at it, hitting it for 38 points of explosive hot damage.
  17846. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 38 damage.
  17847. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  17848. Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
  17849. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
  17850. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17851. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
  17852. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  17853. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17854. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  17855. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 23 defense.
  17856. Round 3: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  17857. You gain 82 Meat.
  17858. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17859. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  17860. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  17861. Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
  17862. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17863. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17864. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17865. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  17866. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17867. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17868. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  17869. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  17870. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17871. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1162 damage.
  17872. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  17873. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  17874. Round 6: Linus puts on a creepy skeleton mask and jumps out at it, startling it to the tune of 34 damage.
  17875. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 34 damage.
  17876. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17877. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  17878. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  17879. You gain 293 Meat
  17880. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  17881. You gain 15 Meat.
  17882. After Battle: Linus holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  17883. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  17884. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  17885. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  17886. This combat did not cost a turn
  17887. > Flushing out wandering monsters
  17888.  
  17889. [4388] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  17890. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  17891. Took choice 781/6: skip adventure
  17892. choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=6&pwd
  17893. > Free fights: The Deep Machine Tunnel
  17894. custom outfit Deep Machine Tunnels
  17895.  
  17896. familiar Machine Elf (41 lbs)
  17897.  
  17898. Unequip Hobo Monkey
  17899.  
  17900. equip familiar plastic pumpkin bucket
  17901. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17902. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  17903. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  17904. > Recommended Monster Level: +383 (now: 76)
  17905.  
  17906. [4388] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  17907. Encounter: Twister of Undertakings
  17908. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17909. Round 1: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17910. Round 2: Arbos uses the abstraction: sensation!
  17911. You acquire an item: abstraction: motion
  17912. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17913. You acquire an item: Source essence
  17914. Round 4: You lose 1 or more hit points
  17915. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17916. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17917. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17918. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17919. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  17920. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  17921. After Battle: Hidden Poppy suddenly appears next to you and drops some meat in your sack.
  17922. You gain 10 Meat
  17923. You acquire an item: abstraction: action
  17924. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden inside itself.
  17925. You gain 35 Meat
  17926. You acquire an item: moist barrel
  17927. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  17928. This combat did not cost a turn
  17929. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17930. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  17931. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 248)
  17932. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  17933.  
  17934. [4388] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  17935. Encounter: Adjuster of Procedures
  17936. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17937. Round 1: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17938. Round 2: Arbos uses the abstraction: sensation!
  17939. You acquire an item: abstraction: motion
  17940. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17941. You acquire an item: Source essence
  17942. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  17943. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17944. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17945. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  17946. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  17947. After Battle: Hidden Poppy suddenly appears next to you and drops some meat in your sack.
  17948. You gain 14 Meat
  17949. You acquire an item: abstraction: action
  17950. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden inside itself.
  17951. You gain 29 Meat
  17952. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  17953. This combat did not cost a turn
  17954. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17955. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  17956. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 248)
  17957. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  17958.  
  17959. [4388] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  17960. Encounter: Mover of Machines
  17961. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17962. Round 1: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17963. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17964. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  17965. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  17966. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  17967. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17968. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17969. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  17970. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  17971. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  17972. After Battle: Hidden Poppy looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.
  17973. You gain 15 Meat
  17974. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden behind a hole in time.
  17975. You gain 56 Meat
  17976. You gain 110 Meat
  17977. This combat did not cost a turn
  17978. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  17979. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  17980. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 248)
  17981. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  17982.  
  17983. [4388] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  17984. Encounter: Experiencer of Smells
  17985. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17986. Round 1: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  17987. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  17988. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  17989. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  17990. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17991. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  17992. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  17993. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  17994. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  17995. After Battle: Hidden Poppy slinks out of the shadows and hands you some meat she found.
  17996. You gain 12 Meat
  17997. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden nowhere.
  17998. You gain 43 Meat
  17999. You acquire an item: Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
  18000. This combat did not cost a turn
  18001. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18002. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18003. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 248)
  18004. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18005.  
  18006. [4388] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  18007. Encounter: Experiencer of Brightnesses and Appearances
  18008. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18009. Round 1: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18010. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18011. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18012. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  18013. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18014. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18015. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18016. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18017. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  18018. After Battle: Hidden Poppy suddenly appears next to you and drops some meat in your sack.
  18019. You gain 10 Meat
  18020. You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
  18021. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden nowhere.
  18022. You gain 28 Meat
  18023. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  18024. This combat did not cost a turn
  18025. > Free fights: The Neverending Party
  18026. custom outfit Item Drop
  18027.  
  18028. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (55 lbs)
  18029.  
  18030. cast 1 Spirit of Wormwood
  18031. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Wormwood
  18032. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18033. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18034. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 395)
  18035. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18036.  
  18037. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18038. Took choice 1322/2: reject quest
  18039. choice.php?whichchoice=1322&option=2&pwd
  18040. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18041. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18042. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18043. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18044.  
  18045. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18046. Encounter: burnout
  18047. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18048. Round 1: And shall I couple hell? O, fie! Hold, hold, my heart; / inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such!
  18049. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18050. Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
  18051. Round 2: I loved your father, and we love ourself; / but yet I could accuse me of such things that it?
  18052. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18053. You acquire an item: Source essence
  18054. Round 3: You lose 54 hit points
  18055. Round 3: And, to the last, bended their light on me.
  18056. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18057. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18058. Round 4: burnout drops 18 attack power.
  18059. Round 4: burnout drops 16 defense.
  18060. Round 4: But, woe is me, you are so sick of late, / tongues else for's turn.
  18061. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18062. Round 5: burnout takes 352 damage.
  18063. Round 5: burnout drops 19 attack power.
  18064. Round 5: burnout drops 20 defense.
  18065. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18066. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18067. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  18068. After Battle: You gain 47 hit points
  18069. After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
  18070. You gain 763 Meat
  18071. After Battle: Some extra meat has appeared in your pouch when you weren't looking. Presumably Hidden Poppy's doing.
  18072. You gain 10 Meat.
  18073. You acquire an item: van key
  18074. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  18075. You acquire an item: ratty knitted cap
  18076. After Battle: You gain 54 Fortitude
  18077. After Battle: You gain 117 Mysteriousness
  18078. You gain a Mysticality point!
  18079. After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
  18080. This combat did not cost a turn
  18081. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18082. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18083. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18084. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18085.  
  18086. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18087. Encounter: biker
  18088. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18089. Round 1: Led by a delicate and tender prince, / but yet I could accuse me of such things that it?
  18090. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18091. Round 2: You lose 28 hit points
  18092. Round 2: For like the hectic in my blood he rages, / shall be the end of my business.
  18093. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18094. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18095. Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
  18096. Round 3: But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword / but to play at loggats with 'em? mine ache to think on't.
  18097. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18098. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18099. Round 4: biker drops 16 attack power.
  18100. Round 4: biker drops 20 defense.
  18101. Round 4: And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses, / some violets, but they withered all when my father!
  18102. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18103. Round 5: biker takes 347 damage.
  18104. Round 5: biker drops 17 attack power.
  18105. Round 5: biker drops 16 defense.
  18106. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
  18107. Round 5: 'Tis brief, my lord.
  18108. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 351, base profit 0)
  18109. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  18110. > → Action 2: skill 3007
  18111. > → Outcome: You win!
  18112. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18113. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18114. Round 6: biker drops 16 attack power.
  18115. Round 6: biker drops 17 defense.
  18116. Round 6: Are here arrived give order that these bodies / as many of your players do, I had as lief the!
  18117. Round 6: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  18118. Round 7: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18119. Round 7: biker drops 19 defense.
  18120. Round 7: As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother, / thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as.
  18121. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 4, base profit 0)
  18122. > → Action 1: use 8935
  18123. > → Outcome: You win!
  18124. Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
  18125. Round 7: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  18126. Round 8: biker takes 31 damage.
  18127. Round 8: You gain 21 Mana Points
  18128. Round 8: biker takes 411 damage.
  18129. Round 8: biker drops 17 attack power.
  18130. Round 8: biker drops 18 defense.
  18131. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  18132. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  18133. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  18134. After Battle: You gain 35 Mana Points
  18135. You gain 1,000 Meat
  18136. After Battle: Hidden Poppy tiptoes out of her hiding place and gives you some meat.
  18137. You gain 15 Meat.
  18138. You acquire an item: gas can
  18139. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  18140. After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
  18141. After Battle: You gain 113 Wizardliness
  18142. After Battle: You gain 43 Chutzpah
  18143. This combat did not cost a turn
  18144. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18145. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18146. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18147. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18148.  
  18149. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18150. Encounter: jock
  18151. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18152. Round 1: In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd, / thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as.
  18153. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18154. Round 2: You lose 57 hit points
  18155. Round 2: How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?
  18156. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18157. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18158. Round 3: You lose 57 hit points
  18159. Round 3: A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping, / a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'?
  18160. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18161. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18162. Round 4: jock drops 17 attack power.
  18163. Round 4: jock drops 17 defense.
  18164. Round 4: Capitol; Brutus killed me.
  18165. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18166. Round 5: jock takes 350 damage.
  18167. Round 5: jock drops 19 attack power.
  18168. Round 5: jock drops 17 defense.
  18169. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18170. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18171. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  18172. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  18173. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  18174. After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
  18175. After Battle: You gain 42 Mana Points
  18176. You gain 1,000 Meat
  18177. After Battle: Hidden Poppy looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.
  18178. You gain 13 Meat.
  18179. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag
  18180. You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink
  18181. You acquire an item: cosmetic football
  18182. You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt
  18183. After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
  18184. After Battle: You gain 106 Enchantedness
  18185. After Battle: You gain 47 Smarm
  18186. This combat did not cost a turn
  18187. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18188. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18189. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18190. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18191.  
  18192. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18193. Encounter: burnout
  18194. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18195. Round 1: But where was this?
  18196. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18197. Round 2: All in the morning betime, / wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all.
  18198. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18199. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  18200. Round 3: You lose 49 hit points
  18201. Round 3: Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid / inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such?
  18202. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18203. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18204. Round 4: burnout drops 18 attack power.
  18205. Round 4: burnout drops 17 defense.
  18206. Round 4: Had it the ability of life to thank you: better--their writers do them wrong, to make them?
  18207. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18208. Round 5: burnout takes 346 damage.
  18209. Round 5: burnout drops 18 attack power.
  18210. Round 5: burnout drops 19 defense.
  18211. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18212. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18213. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  18214. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  18215. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  18216. After Battle: You gain 47 hit points
  18217. After Battle: You gain 55 Mana Points
  18218. You gain 723 Meat
  18219. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  18220. You gain 11 Meat.
  18221. You acquire an item: van key
  18222. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  18223. After Battle: You gain 57 Muscleboundness
  18224. After Battle: You gain 102 Mysteriousness
  18225. After Battle: You gain 40 Cheek
  18226. This combat did not cost a turn
  18227. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18228. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18229. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18230. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18231.  
  18232. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18233. Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
  18234. Took choice 1324/5: fight random partier
  18235. choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd
  18236. Encounter: biker
  18237. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18238. Round 1: And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet, / his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he!
  18239. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  18240. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18241. Round 2: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18242. Round 2: biker drops 19 defense.
  18243. Round 2: And like a neutral to his will and matter, / much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I?
  18244. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18245. Round 3: biker takes 349 damage.
  18246. Round 3: biker drops 17 attack power.
  18247. Round 3: biker drops 19 defense.
  18248. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  18249. Round 3: I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze, / drown or hang themselves, more than their even!
  18250. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18251. Round 3: Arbos uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
  18252. Round 4: biker takes 18 damage.
  18253. Round 4: biker drops 20 attack power.
  18254. Round 4: biker drops 17 defense.
  18255. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  18256. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  18257. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  18258. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  18259. After Battle: You gain 49 hit points
  18260. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  18261. You gain 1,000 Meat
  18262. After Battle: Hidden Poppy suddenly appears next to you and drops some meat in your sack.
  18263. You gain 11 Meat.
  18264. You acquire an item: gas can
  18265. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  18266. You acquire an item: pentagram bandana
  18267. You acquire an item: little firkin
  18268. After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness
  18269. You gain a Muscle point!
  18270. After Battle: You gain 100 Mysteriousness
  18271. After Battle: You gain 53 Chutzpah
  18272. This combat did not cost a turn
  18273. > You won during stasis!
  18274. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18275. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18276. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18277. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18278.  
  18279. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18280. Encounter: "plain" girl
  18281. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18282. Round 1: He's loved of the distracted multitude, / in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes!
  18283. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18284. Round 2: You lose 24 hit points
  18285. Round 2: A double blessing is a double grace, / coming, to offer you service.
  18286. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18287. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18288. Round 3: You lose 51 hit points
  18289. Round 3: Into a towering passion.
  18290. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18291. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18292. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 16 attack power.
  18293. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 16 defense.
  18294. Round 4: But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son,-- / wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir?
  18295. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18296. Round 5: "plain" girl takes 349 damage.
  18297. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 18 attack power.
  18298. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 16 defense.
  18299. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18300. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18301. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  18302. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  18303. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  18304. After Battle: You gain 49 hit points
  18305. After Battle: You gain 48 Mana Points
  18306. You gain 964 Meat
  18307. After Battle: Hidden Poppy peeks out of the shadows, checks for danger, and sidles up to you with some meat.
  18308. You gain 12 Meat.
  18309. You acquire an item: electronics kit
  18310. You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
  18311. You acquire an item: dorky glasses
  18312. You acquire an item: ponytail clip
  18313. After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
  18314. After Battle: You gain 94 Magicalness
  18315. After Battle: You gain 50 Roguishness
  18316. This combat did not cost a turn
  18317. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18318. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18319. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18320. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18321.  
  18322. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18323. Encounter: biker
  18324. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18325. Round 1: As to expend your time with us awhile, / nature's journeymen had made men and not made them.
  18326. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18327. Round 2: You lose 28 hit points
  18328. Round 2: I'll visit you.
  18329. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18330. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  18331. Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
  18332. Round 3: Break not your sleeps for that: you must not think / it is not so:--it begins with Pyrrhus:--.
  18333. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18334. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18335. Round 4: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18336. Round 4: biker drops 19 defense.
  18337. Round 4: How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot?
  18338. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18339. Round 5: biker takes 351 damage.
  18340. Round 5: biker drops 16 attack power.
  18341. Round 5: biker drops 18 defense.
  18342. Round 5: You lose 47 hit points
  18343. Round 5: I do not think't.
  18344. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 352, base profit 0)
  18345. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  18346. > → Action 2: skill 3007
  18347. > → Outcome: You win!
  18348. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18349. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18350. Round 6: biker drops 18 attack power.
  18351. Round 6: biker drops 19 defense.
  18352. Round 6: But let that go.
  18353. Round 6: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  18354. Round 7: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18355. Round 7: biker drops 19 defense.
  18356. Round 7: And what so poor a man as Hamlet is / those that do in: now thou dost ill to say the!
  18357. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 1, base profit 0)
  18358. > → Action 1: use 8935
  18359. > → Outcome: You win!
  18360. Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
  18361. Round 7: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  18362. Round 8: biker takes 31 damage.
  18363. Round 8: You gain 27 Mana Points
  18364. Round 8: biker takes 427 damage.
  18365. Round 8: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18366. Round 8: biker drops 19 defense.
  18367. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  18368. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  18369. After Battle: You gain 52 hit points
  18370. After Battle: You gain 49 Mana Points
  18371. You gain 1,000 Meat
  18372. After Battle: Some extra meat has appeared in your pouch when you weren't looking. Presumably Hidden Poppy's doing.
  18373. You gain 10 Meat.
  18374. You acquire an item: gas can
  18375. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  18376. You acquire an item: pentagram bandana
  18377. After Battle: You gain 65 Muscleboundness
  18378. After Battle: You gain 100 Wizardliness
  18379. After Battle: You gain 42 Sarcasm
  18380. This combat did not cost a turn
  18381. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18382. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18383. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18384. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18385.  
  18386. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18387. Encounter: burnout
  18388. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18389. Round 1: And in the morn and liquid dew of youth / me one thing.
  18390. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18391. Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
  18392. Round 2: 'One fair daughter and no more, / is, to act, to do, to perform: argal, she drowned?
  18393. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18394. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18395. Round 3: You lose 26 hit points
  18396. Round 3: Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.
  18397. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18398. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18399. Round 4: burnout drops 16 attack power.
  18400. Round 4: burnout drops 19 defense.
  18401. Round 4: In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, / about my heart: but it is no matter.
  18402. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18403. Round 5: burnout takes 679 damage.
  18404. Round 5: burnout drops 18 attack power.
  18405. Round 5: burnout drops 19 defense.
  18406. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18407. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18408. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  18409. After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
  18410. After Battle: You gain 44 Mana Points
  18411. You gain 763 Meat
  18412. After Battle: Hidden Poppy slinks out of the shadows and hands you some meat she found.
  18413. You gain 13 Meat.
  18414. You acquire an item: van key
  18415. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  18416. You acquire an item: denim jacket
  18417. After Battle: You gain 50 Fortitude
  18418. After Battle: You gain 95 Mysteriousness
  18419. After Battle: You gain 52 Sarcasm
  18420. This combat did not cost a turn
  18421. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18422. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18423. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18424. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18425.  
  18426. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18427. Encounter: biker
  18428. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18429. Round 1: It falls right.
  18430. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18431. Round 2: You lose 23 hit points
  18432. Round 2: For no man, sir.
  18433. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18434. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  18435. Round 3: You lose 62 hit points
  18436. Round 3: 'O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers; / historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-.
  18437. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18438. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18439. Round 4: biker drops 18 attack power.
  18440. Round 4: biker drops 18 defense.
  18441. Round 4: As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed / in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose?
  18442. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18443. Round 5: biker takes 351 damage.
  18444. Round 5: biker drops 20 attack power.
  18445. Round 5: biker drops 19 defense.
  18446. Round 5: You lose 47 hit points
  18447. Round 5: I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.
  18448. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 352, base profit 0)
  18449. > → Action 1: skill 7247
  18450. > → Action 2: skill 3007
  18451. > → Outcome: You win!
  18452. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18453. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18454. Round 6: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18455. Round 6: biker drops 21 defense.
  18456. Round 6: By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  18457. Round 6: Arbos casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
  18458. Round 7: biker drops 19 attack power.
  18459. Round 7: biker drops 19 defense.
  18460. Round 7: Do I impart toward you. For your intent / foolish ear.
  18461. > SimpleSmack queueing... (Monster HP: 1, base profit 0)
  18462. > → Action 1: use 8935
  18463. > → Outcome: You win!
  18464. Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
  18465. Round 7: Arbos uses the porquoise-handled sixgun!
  18466. Round 8: biker takes 31 damage.
  18467. Round 8: You gain 21 Mana Points
  18468. Round 8: biker takes 403 damage.
  18469. Round 8: biker drops 18 attack power.
  18470. Round 8: biker drops 18 defense.
  18471. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  18472. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  18473. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  18474. After Battle: You gain 53 Mana Points
  18475. You gain 1,000 Meat
  18476. After Battle: Hidden Poppy peeks out of the shadows, checks for danger, and sidles up to you with some meat.
  18477. You gain 15 Meat.
  18478. You acquire an item: gas can
  18479. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  18480. You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain
  18481. After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude
  18482. After Battle: You gain 102 Mysteriousness
  18483. After Battle: You gain 40 Smarm
  18484. This combat did not cost a turn
  18485. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18486. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18487. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18488. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18489.  
  18490. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18491. Encounter: "plain" girl
  18492. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18493. Round 1: Are joyfully return'd.
  18494. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18495. Round 2: You lose 25 hit points
  18496. Round 2: I know my course. The spirit that I have seen / for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks.
  18497. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18498. You acquire an item: Source essence
  18499. Round 3: You lose 51 hit points
  18500. Round 3: Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all, / you.
  18501. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18502. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18503. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 18 attack power.
  18504. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 18 defense.
  18505. Round 4: And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken / or, rather, as you say, my mother: therefore no?
  18506. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18507. Round 5: "plain" girl takes 351 damage.
  18508. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power.
  18509. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 18 defense.
  18510. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18511. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18512. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  18513. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  18514. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  18515. You gain 1,000 Meat
  18516. After Battle: Hidden Poppy peeks out of the shadows, checks for danger, and sidles up to you with some meat.
  18517. You gain 13 Meat.
  18518. You acquire an item: electronics kit
  18519. You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
  18520. After Battle: You gain 50 Fortitude
  18521. After Battle: You gain 106 Enchantedness
  18522. After Battle: You gain 41 Sarcasm
  18523. This combat did not cost a turn
  18524. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18525. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18526. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 390)
  18527. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18528.  
  18529. [4388] The Neverending Party
  18530. Encounter: party girl
  18531. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18532. Round 1: And makes as healthful music: it is not madness / shall be the end of my business.
  18533. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18534. Round 2: You lose 57 hit points
  18535. Round 2: I do not fear it; I have seen you both: have words to speak in thine ear will make thee!
  18536. Round 2: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18537. You acquire an item: Source essence
  18538. Round 3: You lose 29 hit points
  18539. Round 3: From another one?
  18540. Round 3: Arbos executes a macro!
  18541. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18542. Round 4: party girl drops 18 attack power.
  18543. Round 4: party girl drops 18 defense.
  18544. Round 4: He that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother, / the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone?
  18545. Round 4: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18546. Round 5: party girl takes 671 damage.
  18547. Round 5: party girl drops 18 attack power.
  18548. Round 5: party girl drops 18 defense.
  18549. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  18550. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18551. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  18552. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  18553. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  18554. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  18555. After Battle: You gain 51 Mana Points
  18556. You gain 1105 Meat
  18557. After Battle: Hidden Poppy gives you some meat under the table.
  18558. You gain 13 Meat.
  18559. You acquire an item: runproof mascara
  18560. You acquire an item: very small red dress
  18561. You acquire an item: little firkin
  18562. After Battle: You gain 57 Strongness
  18563. After Battle: You gain 101 Enchantedness
  18564. You gain a Mysticality point!
  18565. After Battle: You gain 45 Roguishness
  18566. You gain a Moxie point!
  18567. > Requesting a fax
  18568. > *** chat must remain open until your fax is received ***
  18569.  
  18570. Visiting Fax Machine in clan VIP lounge
  18571.  
  18572. fax receive
  18573. You acquire an item: photocopied monster
  18574. custom outfit Meat Drop
  18575.  
  18576. familiar Robortender (43 lbs)
  18577.  
  18578. Unequip Machine Elf
  18579.  
  18580. equip familiar plastic pumpkin bucket
  18581.  
  18582. cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne
  18583. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Cayenne
  18584. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18585. > Recommended Initiative: +108 (now: 235)
  18586. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18587. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18588.  
  18589. use 1 photocopied monster
  18590.  
  18591. [4389] photocopied monster
  18592. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18593. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18594. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18595. Round 2: Boncent eats a clove of garlic (wait, what's garlic?) and breathes a toxic cloud into its face for 29 damage.
  18596. Round 2: Black Crayon Penguin takes 29 damage.
  18597. Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
  18598. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18599. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 55 attack power.
  18600. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 64 defense.
  18601. Round 3: Arbos uses the Rain-Doh black box!
  18602. You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18603. Round 4: You lose 21 hit points
  18604. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18605. You acquire an item: Source essence
  18606. Round 5: You lose 30 hit points
  18607. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18608. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18609. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 attack power.
  18610. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 defense.
  18611. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18612. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 300 damage.
  18613. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 18 attack power.
  18614. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 defense.
  18615. Round 7: Boncent gives it the ol' hotfoot. How that works, we were never sure, but its feet get 34 points' worth of heat.
  18616. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 34 damage.
  18617. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  18618. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18619. After Battle: Boncent winks at you while polishing a glass.
  18620. You gain 289 Meat
  18621. After Battle: Hidden Poppy slinks out of the shadows and hands you some meat she found.
  18622. You gain 14 Meat.
  18623. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18624. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18625. After Battle: "Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?" Boncent says as it hands you a fish head.
  18626. You acquire an item: fish head
  18627. After Battle: You gain 57 Strongness
  18628. After Battle: You gain 90 Mysteriousness
  18629. After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness
  18630. This combat did not cost a turn
  18631. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18632. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18633. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18634. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18635. > Restoring HP! Currently at 94 of 578 HP, 1197 of 1197 MP, current meat: 575203972 ... Target HP = 550.
  18636.  
  18637. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  18638. You gain 484 hit points
  18639.  
  18640. use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18641.  
  18642. [4389] Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18643. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18644. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18645. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18646. Round 2: Boncent calls its cell phone and asks if it likes scary movies. It freaks out, starts screaming, and takes 22 damage.
  18647. Round 2: Black Crayon Penguin takes 22 damage.
  18648. Round 2: You lose 51 hit points
  18649. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18650. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 59 attack power.
  18651. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 55 defense.
  18652. Round 3: Arbos uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
  18653. You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
  18654. Round 4: You lose 49 hit points
  18655. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18656. You acquire an item: Source essence
  18657. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  18658. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18659. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18660. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 attack power.
  18661. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 defense.
  18662. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18663. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 304 damage.
  18664. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 16 attack power.
  18665. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 defense.
  18666. Round 7: Boncent puts its underpants in the freezer, then gives them back. It puts them on and takes 22 damage from the cold.
  18667. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 22 damage.
  18668. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  18669. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18670. After Battle: Boncent winks at you while polishing a glass.
  18671. You gain 343 Meat
  18672. After Battle: Some extra meat has appeared in your pouch when you weren't looking. Presumably Hidden Poppy's doing.
  18673. You gain 10 Meat.
  18674. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18675. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18676. After Battle: You gain 43 Muscleboundness
  18677. After Battle: You gain 96 Enchantedness
  18678. After Battle: You gain 37 Cheek
  18679. This combat did not cost a turn
  18680. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18681. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18682. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18683. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18684.  
  18685. use 1 Spooky Putty monster
  18686.  
  18687. [4389] Spooky Putty Monster
  18688. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18689. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18690. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18691. Round 2: You lose 53 hit points
  18692. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18693. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 46 attack power.
  18694. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 60 defense.
  18695. Round 3: Arbos uses the Rain-Doh black box!
  18696. You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18697. Round 4: You lose 62 hit points
  18698. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18699. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  18700. Round 5: You lose 33 hit points
  18701. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18702. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18703. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 18 attack power.
  18704. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 defense.
  18705. Round 6: Boncent gives it a good ol' fashion Indian Rugburn. Which is probably a Native American Rugburn, these days. It takes 21 damage from the friction-induced heat.
  18706. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin takes 21 damage.
  18707. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18708. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 589 damage.
  18709. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 attack power.
  18710. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 defense.
  18711. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  18712. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18713. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  18714. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  18715. After Battle: Boncent fishes some meat out of your foe's pockets, and puts it in his tip jar.
  18716. You gain 268 Meat
  18717. After Battle: Hidden Poppy stealths up to you, crawling on her elbows. She gives you some meat that she found down there.
  18718. You gain 14 Meat.
  18719. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18720. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18721. After Battle: "This Reminds Me Of A Classic Recipe," Boncent says as it gives you a fish head.
  18722. You acquire an item: fish head
  18723. After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness
  18724. After Battle: You gain 84 Mysteriousness
  18725. After Battle: You gain 46 Sarcasm
  18726. This combat did not cost a turn
  18727. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18728. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18729. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18730. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18731.  
  18732. use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18733.  
  18734. [4389] Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18735. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18736. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18737. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18738. Round 2: You lose 53 hit points
  18739. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18740. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 50 attack power.
  18741. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 55 defense.
  18742. Round 3: Arbos uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
  18743. You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
  18744. Round 4: You lose 22 hit points
  18745. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18746. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18747. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
  18748. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18749. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18750. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 attack power.
  18751. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 defense.
  18752. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18753. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 300 damage.
  18754. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 16 attack power.
  18755. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 defense.
  18756. Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
  18757. Round 7: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  18758. Round 8: Black Crayon Penguin takes 8 damage.
  18759. Round 8: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 attack power.
  18760. Round 8: Black Crayon Penguin drops 16 defense.
  18761. Round 8: Boncent shouts, "last one out is a rotten egg," then throws a rotten egg at it. It takes 18 damage from the stench.
  18762. Round 8: Black Crayon Penguin takes 18 damage.
  18763. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  18764. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  18765. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  18766. After Battle: Boncent berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.
  18767. You gain 203 Meat
  18768. After Battle: Hidden Poppy suddenly appears next to you and drops some meat in your sack.
  18769. You gain 14 Meat.
  18770. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18771. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18772. After Battle: "Perhaps You Would Enjoy A Drink Relevant To The Current Circumstances," Boncent says, and gives you a fish head.
  18773. You acquire an item: fish head
  18774. After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness
  18775. After Battle: You gain 80 Mysteriousness
  18776. After Battle: You gain 36 Roguishness
  18777. This combat did not cost a turn
  18778. > You won during stasis!
  18779. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18780. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18781. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18782. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18783.  
  18784. use 1 Spooky Putty monster
  18785.  
  18786. [4389] Spooky Putty Monster
  18787. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18788. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18789. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18790. Round 2: Boncent gives it an atomic wedgie. It takes 17 damage and blushes deeply.
  18791. Round 2: Black Crayon Penguin takes 17 damage.
  18792. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  18793. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18794. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 64 attack power.
  18795. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 43 defense.
  18796. Round 3: Arbos uses the Rain-Doh black box!
  18797. You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18798. Round 4: Boncent sneaks around behind your opponent and pulls down its pants, embarrassing it for 21 damage.
  18799. Round 4: Black Crayon Penguin takes 21 damage.
  18800. Round 4: You lose 57 hit points
  18801. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18802. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18803. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18804. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18805. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 16 attack power.
  18806. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 17 defense.
  18807. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18808. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 302 damage.
  18809. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 16 attack power.
  18810. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 18 defense.
  18811. Round 7: Boncent throws a balloon filled with water at it. Wait, that's not a balloon... ew. It takes 26 damage.
  18812. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 26 damage.
  18813. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  18814. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18815. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  18816. After Battle: Boncent berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.
  18817. You gain 242 Meat
  18818. After Battle: Hidden Poppy looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.
  18819. You gain 12 Meat.
  18820. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18821. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18822. After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
  18823. After Battle: You gain 92 Mysteriousness
  18824. After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
  18825. This combat did not cost a turn
  18826. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18827. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18828. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18829. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18830. > Restoring HP! Currently at 161 of 578 HP, 1173 of 1197 MP, current meat: 575205078 ... Target HP = 550.
  18831.  
  18832. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  18833. You gain 417 hit points
  18834.  
  18835. use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18836.  
  18837. [4389] Rain-Doh box full of monster
  18838. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18839. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18840. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18841. Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
  18842. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18843. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 50 attack power.
  18844. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 64 defense.
  18845. Round 3: Arbos uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
  18846. You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
  18847. Round 4: Boncent gives it the ol' hotfoot. How that works, we were never sure, but its feet get 28 points' worth of heat.
  18848. Round 4: Black Crayon Penguin takes 28 damage.
  18849. Round 4: You lose 58 hit points
  18850. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18851. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  18852. Round 5: Boncent gives it a wet willy, using ice-cold water instead of spit. It takes 24 damage from the cold.
  18853. Round 5: Black Crayon Penguin takes 24 damage.
  18854. Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
  18855. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  18856. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18857. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 attack power.
  18858. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 15 defense.
  18859. Round 6: Boncent rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes it with it for 21 damage.
  18860. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin takes 21 damage.
  18861. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18862. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 306 damage.
  18863. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 attack power.
  18864. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 defense.
  18865. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  18866. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18867. After Battle: Boncent berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.
  18868. You gain 257 Meat
  18869. After Battle: Hidden Poppy tiptoes out of her hiding place and gives you some meat.
  18870. You gain 12 Meat.
  18871. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18872. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18873. After Battle: "Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?" Boncent says as it hands you a fish head.
  18874. You acquire an item: fish head
  18875. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  18876. After Battle: You gain 94 Wizardliness
  18877. After Battle: You gain 42 Chutzpah
  18878. This combat did not cost a turn
  18879. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -15)
  18880. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18881. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 243)
  18882. > Recommended Monster Level: +0 (now: 76)
  18883.  
  18884. use 1 Spooky Putty monster
  18885.  
  18886. [4389] Spooky Putty Monster
  18887. Encounter: Black Crayon Penguin
  18888. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18889. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18890. Round 2: You lose 49 hit points
  18891. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18892. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 50 attack power.
  18893. Round 3: Black Crayon Penguin drops 55 defense.
  18894. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18895. You acquire an item: Source essence
  18896. Round 4: You lose 31 hit points
  18897. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  18898. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18899. Round 5: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 attack power.
  18900. Round 5: Black Crayon Penguin drops 16 defense.
  18901. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18902. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin takes 298 damage.
  18903. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 attack power.
  18904. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 defense.
  18905. Round 6: Boncent calls its cell phone and asks if it likes scary movies. It freaks out, starts screaming, and takes 17 damage.
  18906. Round 6: Black Crayon Penguin takes 17 damage.
  18907. Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
  18908. Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
  18909. Round 6: Arbos casts SALSABALL!
  18910. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin takes 8 damage.
  18911. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 attack power.
  18912. Round 7: Black Crayon Penguin drops 14 defense.
  18913. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  18914. After Battle: You gain 2 Mana Points
  18915. After Battle: Boncent winks at you with a click like a camera shutter.
  18916. You gain 278 Meat
  18917. After Battle: Hidden Poppy gives you some meat under the table.
  18918. You gain 10 Meat.
  18919. After Battle: Boncent holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
  18920. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  18921. After Battle: "Why Not Celebrate The Occasion With A Drink?" Boncent says, offering you a fish head.
  18922. You acquire an item: fish head
  18923. After Battle: You gain 62 Fortitude
  18924. You gain a Muscle point!
  18925. After Battle: You gain 77 Mysteriousness
  18926. After Battle: You gain 38 Cheek
  18927. This combat did not cost a turn
  18928. > You won during stasis!
  18929. > Checking if the Barf Mountain tracks need lubrication
  18930.  
  18931. Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
  18932. > Nope!
  18933. Took choice 1066/6: Leave
  18934. choice.php?whichchoice=1066&option=6&pwd
  18935. > Getting ready to adventure
  18936.  
  18937. use 2 How to Avoid Scams
  18938. You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (40)
  18939. custom outfit Barf Mountain
  18940.  
  18941. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (55 lbs)
  18942.  
  18943. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  18944. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  18945. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18946. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18947. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 295)
  18948. > Recommended Monster Level: +212 (now: 81)
  18949.  
  18950. [4389] Barf Mountain
  18951. Encounter: angry tourist
  18952. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18953. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  18954. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  18955. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  18956. Round 3: angry tourist drops 25 attack power.
  18957. Round 3: angry tourist drops 20 defense.
  18958. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  18959. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  18960. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  18961. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18962. Round 5: angry tourist drops 7 attack power.
  18963. Round 5: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
  18964. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  18965. Round 6: angry tourist takes 748 damage.
  18966. Round 6: angry tourist drops 7 attack power.
  18967. Round 6: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
  18968. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  18969. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both SuperAgent and BaconDancer complimented you on your dancing.
  18970. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  18971. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  18972. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  18973. After Battle: You gain 59 hit points
  18974. After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
  18975. You gain 3726 Meat
  18976. After Battle: Hidden Poppy suddenly appears next to you and drops some meat in your sack.
  18977. You gain 14 Meat.
  18978. You acquire an item: expensive camera
  18979. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
  18980. You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
  18981. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden inside one of the line stanchions.
  18982. You gain 15 Meat.
  18983. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  18984. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  18985. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  18986. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18987. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  18988. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 295)
  18989. > Recommended Monster Level: +212 (now: 81)
  18990.  
  18991. clan_hobopolis.php?place=2
  18992. > Checking counters now.
  18993. > Your semi-rare might happen any moment! You might want to eat a fortune cookie now. Or not?
  18994.  
  18995. [4390] Barf Mountain
  18996. Encounter: Doggy Heaven
  18997. You acquire an item: FunFunds™
  18998. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  18999. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  19000. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 295)
  19001. > Recommended Monster Level: +212 (now: 81)
  19002.  
  19003. [4390] Barf Mountain
  19004. Encounter: garbage tourist
  19005. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19006. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19007. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  19008. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  19009. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 21 attack power.
  19010. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 21 defense.
  19011. Round 3: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  19012. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  19013. Round 4: Arbos casts GALLAPAGOSIAN MATING CALL!
  19014. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  19015. You acquire an item: Source essence
  19016. Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
  19017. Round 6: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19018. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
  19019. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
  19020. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  19021. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 770 damage.
  19022. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
  19023. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
  19024. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  19025. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both KetchupMaiden and Noodle Layla complimented you on your dancing.
  19026. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  19027. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  19028. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  19029. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  19030. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  19031. After Battle: You gain 42 hit points
  19032. After Battle: You gain 51 Mana Points
  19033. You gain 3355 Meat
  19034. After Battle: Some extra meat has appeared in your pouch when you weren't looking. Presumably Hidden Poppy's doing.
  19035. You gain 13 Meat.
  19036. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
  19037. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
  19038. After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man!
  19039. You acquire an item: adder bladder
  19040. After Battle: You notice something valuable hidden under a bag of garbage.
  19041. You acquire an item: old coin purse
  19042. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  19043. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  19044. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  19045. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  19046. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  19047. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 295)
  19048. > Recommended Monster Level: +212 (now: 81)
  19049.  
  19050. clan_hobopolis.php?place=2
  19051. > Checking counters now.
  19052.  
  19053. [4391] Barf Mountain
  19054. Encounter: angry tourist
  19055. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19056. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19057. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  19058. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  19059. Round 3: angry tourist drops 21 attack power.
  19060. Round 3: angry tourist drops 19 defense.
  19061. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  19062. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  19063. Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
  19064. Round 4: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19065. Round 5: angry tourist drops 7 attack power.
  19066. Round 5: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
  19067. Round 5: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  19068. Round 6: angry tourist takes 748 damage.
  19069. Round 6: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
  19070. Round 6: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
  19071. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  19072. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when both MariachiZachary and MustardGreatThief complimented you on your dancing.
  19073. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  19074. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  19075. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  19076. After Battle: You gain 49 hit points
  19077. After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
  19078. You gain 3093 Meat
  19079. After Battle: Hidden Poppy peeks out of the shadows, checks for danger, and sidles up to you with some meat.
  19080. You gain 15 Meat.
  19081. You acquire an item: expensive camera
  19082. You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
  19083. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
  19084. You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
  19085. After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
  19086. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden underneath the rollercoaster tracks.
  19087. You gain 70 Meat.
  19088. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  19089. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  19090. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  19091. > Recommended Combat Rate: +0 (now: -20)
  19092. > Recommended Initiative: +0 (now: 235)
  19093. > Recommended Item Drop: +0 (now: 295)
  19094. > Recommended Monster Level: +212 (now: 81)
  19095.  
  19096. [4392] Barf Mountain
  19097. Encounter: garbage tourist
  19098. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19099. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19100. Round 1: Arbos casts SING ALONG!
  19101. Round 2: Arbos casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  19102. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 24 attack power.
  19103. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 26 defense.
  19104. Round 3: Arbos casts GALLAPAGOSIAN MATING CALL!
  19105. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  19106. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  19107. Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
  19108. Round 5: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19109. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
  19110. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
  19111. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  19112. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 752 damage.
  19113. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
  19114. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
  19115. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  19116. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and Cheese Mark and FoodSleazyElephant Seal won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  19117. After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
  19118. After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
  19119. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  19120. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  19121. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  19122. After Battle: You gain 58 hit points
  19123. After Battle: You gain 54 Mana Points
  19124. You gain 3025 Meat
  19125. After Battle: Hidden Poppy looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.
  19126. You gain 10 Meat.
  19127. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
  19128. After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
  19129. After Battle: You notice some extra Meat hidden inside one of the line stanchions.
  19130. You gain 36 Meat.
  19131. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  19132. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  19133. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  19134. > Selling loot obtained while adventuring
  19135.  
  19136. Visiting the Maintenance Tunnels
  19137. Took choice 1067/6: Waste Disposal
  19138. choice.php?whichchoice=1067&option=6&pwd
  19139. You acquire FunFunds™ (3)
  19140.  
  19141. use 2 bag of park garbage
  19142. You gain 364 Meat
  19143.  
  19144. autosell: 1 cheap sunglasses, 2 expensive camera
  19145. You gain 450 Meat
  19146.  
  19147. use 1 duct tape wallet
  19148. You gain 2,873 Meat
  19149.  
  19150. use 2 old coin purse
  19151. You gain 1,084 Meat
  19152.  
  19153. use 36 Gathered Meat-Clip
  19154. You gain 19,427 Meat
  19155.  
  19156. autosell: 1 dollar-sign bag
  19157. You gain 500 Meat
  19158. > Harvesting your tea tree
  19159. teatree cuppa Royal tea
  19160. You acquire an item: cuppa Royal tea
  19161. Adding 1 cuppa Royal tea to store from inventory for 0 Meat with no limit
  19162.  
  19163. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  19164. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  19165. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
  19166. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  19167.  
  19168. wham.php?visit=1
  19169. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  19170. wham.php?visit=2
  19171. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  19172. wham.php?visit=3
  19173. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  19174. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=3
  19175. wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
  19176. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  19177. You acquire cop dollar (8)
  19178. > Solved the case in 28 minutes, earning 8 bonus dollars.
  19179.  
  19180. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  19181. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
  19182. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  19183.  
  19184. wham.php?visit=1
  19185. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  19186. wham.php?ask=8&visit=1
  19187. wham.php?visit=8
  19188. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
  19189. wham.php?visit=2
  19190. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  19191. wham.php?visit=3
  19192. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  19193. wham.php?visit=4
  19194. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  19195. wham.php?visit=5
  19196. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  19197. wham.php?visit=6
  19198. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
  19199. wham.php?ask=1&visit=6
  19200. wham.php?visit=7
  19201. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
  19202. wham.php?ask=1&visit=7
  19203. wham.php?accuse=6&visit=6
  19204. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  19205. You acquire cop dollar (2)
  19206. > Solved the case in 73 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
  19207.  
  19208. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  19209. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
  19210. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  19211.  
  19212. wham.php?visit=1
  19213. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  19214. wham.php?ask=rel&w=6&visit=1
  19215. wham.php?visit=2
  19216. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  19217. wham.php?visit=3
  19218. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  19219. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=3
  19220. wham.php?accuse=7&visit=7
  19221. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  19222. You acquire cop dollar (7)
  19223. > Solved the case in 33 minutes, earning 7 bonus dollars.
  19224. > Looking for a Jick jar
  19225. > Nope.
  19226. > Time for a little nightcap
  19227.  
  19228. familiar Stooper (36 lbs)
  19229.  
  19230. Unequip Robortender
  19231.  
  19232. equip familiar plastic pumpkin bucket
  19233.  
  19234. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  19235. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (15)
  19236.  
  19237. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22elemental+sugarcube%22
  19238.  
  19239. buy 1 elemental sugarcube for 541 each from shop #1230819 on 20191003
  19240.  
  19241. [4393] Mix 1 bottle of vodka + 1 elemental sugarcube
  19242. You acquire an item: Siberian sunrise
  19243. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of vodka and elemental sugarcube
  19244.  
  19245. [4393] Mix 1 Siberian sunrise + 1 grapefruit
  19246. You acquire an item: elemental caipiroska
  19247. Crafting used 1 each of grapefruit and Siberian sunrise
  19248.  
  19249. drink 1 elemental caipiroska
  19250. You gain 8 Adventures
  19251. You gain 45 Enchantedness
  19252. You acquire an effect: Magically Delicious (40)
  19253. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  19254. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  19255.  
  19256. drink 1 Fog Murderer
  19257. You gain 20 Adventures
  19258. You gain 52 Muscleboundness
  19259. You gain 26 Enchantedness
  19260. You gain 22 Sarcasm
  19261. You gain 6 Drunkenness
  19262. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-6)
  19263. Jumping into the Awesome Ball Pit in the clan rumpus room
  19264. You acquire an effect: Having a Ball! (20)
  19265.  
  19266. telescope look high
  19267. You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
  19268.  
  19269. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19270. You gain 241 hit points
  19271. You gain 133 Mana Points
  19272. You gain 111 Enchantedness
  19273.  
  19274. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19275. You gain 244 hit points
  19276. You gain 121 Mana Points
  19277. You gain 110 Mysteriousness
  19278. You gain a Mysticality point!
  19279.  
  19280. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19281. You gain 210 hit points
  19282. You gain 108 Mana Points
  19283. You gain 111 Mysteriousness
  19284.  
  19285. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19286. You gain 257 hit points
  19287. You gain 128 Mana Points
  19288. You gain 110 Enchantedness
  19289.  
  19290. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19291. You gain 157 hit points
  19292. You gain 123 Mana Points
  19293. You gain 110 Enchantedness
  19294.  
  19295. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19296. You gain 142 Mana Points
  19297. You gain 111 Enchantedness
  19298.  
  19299. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19300. You gain 129 Mana Points
  19301. You gain 111 Wizardliness
  19302.  
  19303. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19304. You gain 150 Mana Points
  19305. You gain 111 Mysteriousness
  19306.  
  19307. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19308. You gain 130 Mana Points
  19309. You gain 110 Enchantedness
  19310.  
  19311. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19312. You gain 140 Mana Points
  19313. You gain 110 Wizardliness
  19314.  
  19315. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19316. You gain 137 Mana Points
  19317. You gain 110 Wizardliness
  19318. You gain a Mysticality point!
  19319.  
  19320. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19321. You gain 100 Mana Points
  19322. You gain 111 Wizardliness
  19323.  
  19324. [4393] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  19325. You gain 116 Mana Points
  19326. You gain 111 Wizardliness
  19327.  
  19328. Collecting swag from the item on your desk
  19329. You gain 1,000 Meat
  19330. > Your Tall Grass Garden has 1 patch of tall grass in it.
  19331. > You want to harvest tall grass
  19332. > It's time to harvest!
  19333.  
  19334. Harvesting your garden
  19335. You acquire an item: Keese berry
  19336. >
  19337. > Using up Poké-Gro fertilizer harvesting tall grass.
  19338. >
  19339.  
  19340. use 1 Poké-Gro fertilizer
  19341. >
  19342.  
  19343. use 1 Poké-Gro fertilizer
  19344. >
  19345.  
  19346. use 1 Poké-Gro fertilizer
  19347.  
  19348. Harvesting your garden
  19349. You acquire an item: Tapioc berry
  19350.  
  19351. Harvesting your garden
  19352. You acquire an item: amulet coin
  19353.  
  19354. Harvesting your garden
  19355. You acquire an item: razor fang
  19356. > Collecting snacks
  19357. Buying chips from the Snack Machine in the clan rumpus room
  19358. You acquire an item: radium-flavored potato chips
  19359. Buying chips from the Snack Machine in the clan rumpus room
  19360. You acquire an item: wintergreen-flavored potato chips
  19361. Buying chips from the Snack Machine in the clan rumpus room
  19362. You acquire an item: ennui-flavored potato chips
  19363.  
  19364. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Ur-Donut%22
  19365. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22The+Bomb%22
  19366. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22box+of+Familiar+Jacks%22
  19367. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bucket+of+wine%22
  19368. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22ultrafondue%22
  19369. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22oversized+snowflake%22
  19370. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22unbearable+light%22
  19371. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22crystal+skull%22
  19372. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22borrowed+time%22
  19373. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22box+of+hammers%22
  19374. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22shining+halo%22
  19375. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22furry+halo%22
  19376. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22frosty+halo%22
  19377. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22time+halo%22
  19378. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cool+jelly+donut%22
  19379. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22shrapnel+jelly+donut%22
  19380. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22occult+jelly+donut%22
  19381. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22thyme+jelly+donut%22
  19382. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22frozen+danish%22
  19383. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22smashed+danish%22
  19384. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22forbidden+danish%22
  19385. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cool+cat+claw%22
  19386. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22blunt+cat+claw%22
  19387. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22shadowy+cat+claw%22
  19388. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cheezburger%22
  19389. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22toasted+brie%22
  19390. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+field+gar%22
  19391. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22too+legit+potion%22
  19392. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Bright+Water%22
  19393. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cold-filtered+water%22
  19394. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22graveyard+snowglobe%22
  19395. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cool+cat+elixir%22
  19396. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+captain%27s+hammer%22
  19397. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+X-ray+vision%22
  19398. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+litterbox%22
  19399. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+animal+rage%22
  19400. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+punctual+companionship%22
  19401. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22holy+bomb%2C+batman%22
  19402. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22bobcat+grenade%22
  19403. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22chocolate+frosted+sugar+bomb%22
  19404. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22broken+glass+grenade%22
  19405. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22noxious+gas+grenade%22
  19406. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22skull+with+a+fuse+in+it%22
  19407. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22boozebomb%22
  19408. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%224%3A20+bomb%22
  19409. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22blunt+icepick%22
  19410. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fluorescent+lightbulb%22
  19411. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22blammer%22
  19412. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22clock-cleaning+hammer%22
  19413. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22hammerus%22
  19414. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22broken+clock%22
  19415. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22dethklok%22
  19416. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22glacial+clock%22
  19417. > Summoning Clip Art
  19418.  
  19419. cast 1 Summon Clip Art
  19420. You acquire an item: shining halo
  19421.  
  19422. cast 1 Summon Clip Art
  19423. You acquire an item: shining halo
  19424.  
  19425. cast 1 Summon Clip Art
  19426. You acquire an item: shining halo
  19427. > Selling loot obtained from breakfast
  19428.  
  19429. autosell: 3 Angry Farmer candy, 1 marzipan skull, 1 Tasty Fun Good rice candy, 3 toast
  19430. You gain 547 Meat
  19431.  
  19432. mallsell: 2 little paper umbrella, 3 magical ice cubes, 1 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro, 1 Trivial Avocations Card: When?, 1 Trivial Avocations Card: Who?, 1 Trivial Avocations Card: Where?, 5 dry noodles, 8 scrumptious reagent, 1 Yummy Tummy bean, 1 Pack of Alice's Army Cards, 1 Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
  19433.  
  19434. mallsell: 4 disassembled clover, 1 Ze™ goggles
  19435.  
  19436. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (55 lbs)
  19437.  
  19438. equip hat leather aviator's cap
  19439.  
  19440. equip weapon time sword
  19441.  
  19442. equip off-hand green LavaCo Lamp?
  19443.  
  19444. equip back vampyric cloake
  19445.  
  19446. equip shirt Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
  19447.  
  19448. equip pants Pantaloons of Hatred
  19449.  
  19450. equip acc1 fudgecycle
  19451.  
  19452. equip acc2 Uncle Hobo's epic beard
  19453.  
  19454. equip acc3 Treads of Loathing
  19455.  
  19456. equip familiar li'l unicorn costume
  19457. > Net income = 114,411 Meat in 398 turns. Meat/Adventure = 287
  19458. > Cumulative income = 78,384,680 Meat in 21,286 turns. Meat/Adventure = 3,682
  19459. > Item(s) have been categorized.
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