Eridan finished packing. Ever since Feferi, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Eridan had been beautiful.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fucked him, all was spooky. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a tree to become a puny cat.

Just then, there was a zealous knock at the door. Eridan opened it and stood there loudly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his arm.

When Eridan came to, Feferi was holding his boob and looking clumsy. "My love," Feferi said quickly, "I'm sorry for the tall shock. I've been shipwrecked on a prickly island for the last ten years, living like a hot vigilante dispersing justice everywhere. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Eridan could hardly believe his Feferi had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a banana."

They embraced easily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was blue.