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- The Legend of Fujikkuri 2: Japanese Electric Yukkuri Miko Gigolette Boogaloo
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- Part 1: http://pastebin.com/3N3VnfRw
- Part 3: http://pastebin.com/H4eaXyXY
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- (how lewd)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> so she's extraordinary techniques with him
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- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Hmm, I suppose there is that. Julia would take a long time to defeat a heavy armor user, wouldn't she
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> And Hakufu as well
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> well, hakufu will screw this up and become a pinpoint machine of precision at one point, but i find it highly amusing that voiceless has rules for mass debating
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> also, i see the bun
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- <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> And the game allow savescumming
- <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You can even game over and restart the floor
- <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> This will obviously be fixed at some point
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> just cannot be fixed
- <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You know, miko pikachu, maybe it can't
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
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- (On complaining to the boss)
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Just make a note of your displeasure.
- <Bayushi_Sousou> We are doing the best we can for a job we are not being paid for, and we are doing it under his direction, but that tone is not welcomed
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> we need to be sweet tone of voice
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Shut up, bun
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- <Patchouli_Knowledge> Hmm, is Storm God's Fury good for tanking, or is it too speed-based?
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> Okay, not good for defense
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> Best stats are Speed and Strike
- <Alice_Margatroid> Yeah. I personally don't really like it much
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> Ultimate Dragon is another weird style
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> Balanced, but speed-based, and it tends to be a bit weak against other speedster styles.
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> so weak
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> bun, that's very arrogant of you XD
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> just because you have two styles that can mess up initiative-dependent opponents doesn't mean they're weak
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> qualified for koku, fujibun
- * @Patchouli_Knowledge keeps fujibun away from the treasury. :I
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> is almost busted, i'd say sheltering water intercession's dodge, a talon and the flavour of it
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> yes, fujibun. Sheltering Water Intercession is busted
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- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Also, certain tactics can force Fujiko to fight at a tempo she doesn't like (i.e. needing to go fast)
- <Bayushi_Sousou> When that even happened?
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Chasing a thief
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> to use a microwave oven
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> lol fujibun XD
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> such is life in kung-fu land, when you must fight for the right to use a microwave oven
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> yup, i wouldn't tell anyone about us
- <Inoue_Fujiko> fuji-bun are you indecently proposing someone
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- <NiftyThrifty> Its hard to party mode a conversation with anyone though
- <NiftyThrifty> Kind of gets akward if theres three of us all pressing one dude for stuff
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> true. While it's fine if someone's watching my back, if either of you think there's something you could check on while I talk to people, do it
- <@AncientSpark> That dude is probably just rolling his eyes and screaming internally
- <@AncientSpark> "Duuuuuude, one at a time."
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko: NO
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko: HAREM MODE ACTIVATE
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> xd
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> in that fujiko ruined everything last wednesday
- <Bayushi_Sousou> XD
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> boobs part
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Goddamit Fujiko.
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Stop thinking about breasts.
- <@FuzzyPickles> it's because she's hanging around her mom
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- <Hata_no_Kotoro> Huehuehue
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> huehuehue
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Oh dear god.
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fujibun learned to huehuehue
- <Hata_no_Kotoro> Just as planned
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- <@FuzzyPickles> Qiaolian? She won't.
- <@FuzzyPickles> She's not pregnant
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> yeah, she whispered into qiaolian's
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> no, not that. About having to say - fujibun what
- <@FuzzyPickles> No, Fujiko hasn't seduced Qiaolian
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- (On Puzzle and Dragons patching)
- <Youmu_Konpaku> In a bit over 6 hours it's patch time.
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> oh shit, patching
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> oh shit moment you have it
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> shut up fujibun
- <Bayushi_Sousou> You just hate that the bun is right XD
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> unless we'll need to become violent
- * @Patchouli_Knowledge hides from fujibun
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujibun
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Always offering violence
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- (TOO LEWD)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> of talking about whether i want to anyway, and a sex slave from when she hit rank 3 techs
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> fujibun, what
- <@FuzzyPickles> Fujibun has been having fun today
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- (Did Fuji-bun watch Madoka Magica?)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> grim, serious magical girl show
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- (wait, what)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and ravenous wings is alice's singing ability
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- <Bayushi_Sousou> (pastebin link of a work in progress)
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Is this awesome
- <Bayushi_Sousou> or is this fail?
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> you fail by 10 or more, it didn't remember how to defend yourself
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Bun, so mean ;_;
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> can continue the rps but slowly, and you do a unicorn
- <Bayushi_Sousou> Doing an unicorn?
- <Bayushi_Sousou> B-but that is forbidden love.
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- (Fujibun is OP, nerf pls)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> can lower the tn
- <Bayushi_Sousou> No lowering the TN, Fuji-bun. That is cheating. Or Shibe.
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> waaaaay too many houserules
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- <statik> S-so Sadao would make a good wife...?
- <Hata_no_Kotoro> Best waifu
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> worst waifu
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- (GM Fuji-bun)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> never gmed : p
- <Daemonfey> GM Fuji-bun
- <Daemonfey> Fund it
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> It would be her magical realm
- <Daemonfey> Violence and lewd.
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> lots of both
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- (Fuji-bun's RPG homebrew)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> alright, next day, statuesque woman, and +20 for a rank 1 lets them reroll damage
- <@Aiying> That is COMPLETELY BROKEN you are not allowed to make balance suggestions anymore
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> be screwed up on people's part
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- (rabu~)
- <Tsukino_Miyako> I <3 Hakufu
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i <3 you so
- <Tsukino_Miyako> Bun agrees!
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- <Alice_Margatroid> I'm not sure...Is any of us a hero to the masses?
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> a tragic hero
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
- <Tsukino_Miyako> I almost wish Bun was right
- <Tsukino_Miyako> just so bun would be right
- <Tsukino_Miyako> Wait, wait, Bun was right
- <Tsukino_Miyako> Because Julia and Hakufu were Romeo and Juliet
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- (Since when are Shugenja paladins?)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> an isawa shugenja, paladins in shining armor
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> talk to run away
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- (T...too lewd)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> fujibun, what Patchouli_Knowledge, what's huge orgasm with a 36 might disrupt to fujiko along
- <@FuzzyPickles> I....I don't think that's ever going to happen as a disrupt, bun.
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- (Hide your sisters)
- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> her sister is in one turn
- <Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun, what
- <Tsukino_Miyako> ....I have guesses
- <Tsukino_Miyako> but I don't want to say them
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> aggressive crane + Patchouli_Knowledge song doesn't look at a door to
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> no, fuji-bun, not the aggressive cranes
- <Daemonfey> XD
- <Daemonfey> YOU FUCKED NOW
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ;_;
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- <Inoue_Fujikkuri> a shameless slut, whore, and murderess, and remove idealistic
- <Hata_no_Kotoro> XD
- <Hata_no_Kotoro> Describing yourself, bun?
- <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Now, now, she's not really a murderess... probably.
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