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- Accounting 101
- PRICE OF POWER PER kWh = 3.50 DKK
- HEATER
- 1200w = 1.2 kwh
- 1.2 kw * 18 = 21.6 kwh per day
- 21.6 * 24 = 518,4 kwh per month
- 518,4 * 3,50 = 1814,4 DKK per Month to pay
- 1814,4 DKK = $277,80 per Month
- PC
- 382w = 0.382 kwh
- 0.382 * 18 = 6.88 kWh per day
- 6.88 * 30 = 206.28 kWh per month
- 206,28 * 3,50 = 721,98 DKK per month
- 721,98 DKK = $110,70 per month
- TOTAL = $388.5 per month of power
- Also we can assume that he pays about 4000 to 6000 DKK from October 2018 to March 2019
- Which amount to about $500-800
- THE FOOD
- About 4 weeks are in a month
- Weeks worth of food
- -Ground beef 1KG 60 DKK = $9.2 (Gonna assume he eats 2kg of beef each week so $18.4)
- -10 Eggs = 30 DKK = $4.60
- -Hard cheese 1kg = 160 DKK = $24,6 (Im assuming he eats only about 0.2kg of cheese a week so $4,92)
- -2 Loafs of bread = 20 DKK = ~$3
- -2 KG of Pasta = 30 DKK = $4,60
- -250g of Butter = 12 DKK = ~$1,85
- -Tomato sauce = 20 DKK = ~$3
- (All prices checked on Danish supermarket sites)
- TOTAL: $40.37 per week
- TOTAL per month: $161,48
- BONUS ROUND
- Kitty food and kitty litter
- Kitty litter 8KG: ~70 DKK = ~$11 (That much probably lasts him about two months or so, so $5.50)
- Kitty food (per month)
- [oh boy we're going in deep]
- So his cat is an adult and an average cat weights between 4 to 5KG and im gonna be liberal and assume that
- he weights about 4KG since the fucker spends so much money on everything else he's probably starving the thing.
- 4KG Cat needs about 57g of Food per day
- 57 * 30 = 1710g per month (let's round it up to 2000g)
- A 10kg pack of good quality kitty food is about 600 DKK = ~$92
- 10000 / 2000 = 5
- 92 / 5 = $18,4 per month to feed the cat
- TOTAL CAT FOOD + LITTER : $23,90
- FOOD CAT + KITTY = $185,38
- So total monthly costs for our favourite pal Kitty: $573,88
- The question is: WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY?
- t. autistic anon
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