heh, nice

#!/usr/bin/env ~ath

import re
import in_place


class MavisBeacon:
    def __init__(self):
        self.quirk = {
            'AA': self.apocalypseArisen,
            'AT': self.adiosToreador,
            'TA': self.twinArmegeddons,
            'CG': self.carcinoGeneticist,
            'AC': self.arsenicCatnip,
            'GA': self.grimAuxiliatrix,
            'GC': self.gallowsCalibrator,
            'AG': self.arachnidsGrip,
            'CT': self.centaursTesticle,
            'TC': self.terminallyCapricious,
            'CA': self.caligulousAquarium,
            'CC': self.cuttlefishCuller
        }

        self.colors = {
            'AA': '#C61010',
            'AT': '#914000',
            'TA': '#A1A100',
            'CG': '#7A7A7A',
            'AC': '#618600',
            'GA': '#009151',
            'GC': '#008A8A',
            'AG': '#0086B2',
            'CT': '#3030F5',
            'TC': '#7D20D9',
            'CA': '#A300A3',
            'CC': '#B10061'
        }

        self.start_color = '''<span style='color:{};'>'''

    def paint_text(self, color, text):
        tag = self.start_color.format(self.colors[color])
        return f'{tag}{text.rstrip()}</span>\n'

    @staticmethod
    def apocalypseArisen(string):
        buf = string.lower()
        buf = buf.replace('o', '0')
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def adiosToreador(string):
        buf = string.upper()
        buf = buf.replace('.', ',')
        pat = re.compile(r', [A-Z]| I\'| I |}:O\)| \"[A-Z]')
        need_lowering = re.findall(pat, buf)
        for part in need_lowering:
            buf = buf.replace(part, part.lower())
        buf = buf.replace('TAVROS', 'tAVROS')
        buf = buf.replace('NITRAM', 'nITRAM')
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def twinArmegeddons(string):
        buf = string.replace('s', '2')
        buf = buf.replace('i', 'ii')
        buf = buf.replace(' too ', ' two ')
        buf = buf.replace(' to ', ' two ')
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def carcinoGeneticist(string):
        buf = string.upper()
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def arsenicCatnip(string):
        buf = string.lower()
        buf = buf.replace('ee', '33')
        buf = ':33 &lt; {}'.format(buf)
        buf = '<br>:33 &lt; '.join([x for x in buf.split('<br>')])
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def grimAuxiliatrix(string):
        buf = string.lower().capitalize()
        pat = re.compile(r' [a-z]')
        need_uppering = re.findall(pat, buf)
        for letter in need_uppering:
            buf = buf.replace(letter, letter.upper())
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def gallowsCalibrator(string):
        buf = buf = string.upper()
        buf = buf.replace('A', '4')
        buf = buf.replace('I', '1')
        buf = buf.replace('E', '3')
        buf = buf.replace('!', '!!')
        buf = buf.replace('?', '??')
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def arachnidsGrip(string):
        buf = string.replace('b', '8')
        buf = buf.replace('B', '8')
        buf = buf.replace('ate', '8')
        buf = buf.replace('ait', '8')
        buf = buf.replace('eight', '8')
        buf = buf.replace(':', '::::')
        buf = buf.replace(';', ':::;')
        buf = buf.replace('...', '........')
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def centaursTesticle(string):
        buf = 'D --&gt; {}'.format(string)
        buf = '<br>D --&gt; '.join([x for x in buf.split('<br>')])
        buf = buf.replace('ex', '&#37;')
        buf = buf.replace('x', '&#37;')
        buf = buf.replace('ecks', '&#37;')
        buf = buf.replace('ct', '&#37;')
        buf = buf.replace('ks', '&#37')
        buf = buf.replace('cs', '&#37')
        buf = buf.replace('strong', 'STRONG')
        buf = buf.replace('strength', 'STRONGNESS')
        buf = buf.replace('100', 'loo')
        buf = buf.replace('001', 'ool')
        return buf

    @staticmethod  # g for gamzee! c;
    def terminallyCapricious(string):
        buf = string.lower()
        gstring = ''
        upper_lower = [0, 1]
        for _ in buf:
            if _.isalpha():
                if upper_lower[0] == 0:
                    gstring = f'{gstring}{_.upper()}'
                else:
                    gstring = f'{gstring}{_.lower()}'
                dij = upper_lower.pop(0)
                upper_lower.append(dij)
            else:
                gstring = f'{gstring}{_}'

        gstring = gstring.replace(':O', ':o')
        gstring = gstring.replace('&RpAr', '&rpar')
        gstring = gstring.replace('&rPaR', '&rpar')
        gstring = gstring.replace('&lPaR', '&lpar')
        gstring = gstring.replace('&LpAr', '&lpar')
        return gstring

    @staticmethod
    def caligulousAquarium(string):
        buf = string.lower()
        buf = buf.replace('v', 'vv')
        buf = buf.replace('w', 'ww')
        buf = buf.replace('ing ', 'in ')
        buf = buf.replace(' of ', ' a ')
        buf = buf.replace('want to', 'wanna')
        buf = buf.replace('going to', 'gonna')
        buf = buf.replace('and ', 'an ')
        return buf

    @staticmethod
    def cuttlefishCuller(string):
        buf = string.replace('H', '&rpar;&lpar;')
        # buf = string.replace('h', '&rpar;&lpar;')
        buf = buf.replace('E', '-E')
        return buf

    def get_quirky(self, filename):
        activateTranslation = re.compile(r'\[[A-Z]{2}\]|\[\/[A-Z]{2}\]')
        with in_place.InPlace(filename) as f:
            for line in f:
                line_buffer = line
                tags = activateTranslation.findall(line_buffer)
                if len(tags) % 2 != 0:
                    print('there is an odd number of tags in the line, so we '
                          'don\'t know how to handle this.\n'
                          'we\'re just gonna leave it as is.')
                    return 0

                for pair in range(0, len(tags), 2):
                    start_tag = tags[pair]
                    end_tag = tags[pair+1]
                    username = start_tag.strip('[]')
                    tag_string = line[line.index(start_tag):
                                      line.index(end_tag) + len(end_tag)]
                    tagged_text = tag_string[tag_string.index(start_tag) +
                                             len(start_tag):
                                             tag_string.index(end_tag)]
                    line_buffer = line_buffer.replace(tag_string,
                                                      self.quirk[username]
                                                      (tagged_text))
                    line_buffer = self.paint_text(username, line_buffer)

                f.write(line_buffer)


if __name__ == '__main__':
    with open('AT_testfile.txt', 'r') as f:
        with open('AT_out', 'w') as o:
            for line in f:
                o.write(line)

    mb = MavisBeacon()
    mb.get_quirky('AT_out')