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- [22:36:22] <Ketsuban> Phrawger, is Zanzibot up?
- 00[22:37:03] <GARY_M_9> yes it is
- [22:37:11] <Ketsuban> How to operatings it?
- 00[22:37:23] <GARY_M_9> post in #zanzibar or #zanzibar-Rizon
- 00[22:37:28] <GARY_M_9> but you can't~
- [22:37:48] <Ketsuban> #ZANZIBAR-RIZON NEVER EXISTED
- 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:36:51] * Now talking in #zanzibar-Rizon
- 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:36:52] * Topic is 'Zanzibar's back together awwwwwww yeaaaaaaaah.'
- 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:36:52] * Set by GARY_M_9!GARY_M_9@Rizon-6E164EC6.dial1.washington2.level3.net on Mon Jul 26 14:53:14
- 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> * Retrieving #zanzibar-Rizon modes...
- 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:37:48] <Zanzibot> * fivequestionmarks thinks that Wa is orange bread.
- 00[22:38:05] <GARY_M_9> derp
- 00[22:38:17] <GARY_M_9> I said rizon's #zanzibar never existed
- [22:38:29] <Ketsuban> #zanzibar-Rizon == rizon#zanzibar
- 00[22:38:37] <GARY_M_9> no it doesn't
- [22:38:42] <+Wa> It never did exist
- [22:39:04] <+Phrawger> oh look, THIS argument again
- [22:39:14] <XD003> Rizon IRC's #zanaibar never existed
- 00[22:39:16] <GARY_M_9> it's pointless isn't it?
- [22:39:22] <XD003> #Zanzibar-Rizon exists
- 13[22:39:25] * XD003 idles
- [22:39:57] <+Phrawger> <GARY_M_9> it's pointless isn't it? <--- yes, it is, which is why you shouldn't argue back with "evidence"
- 00[22:40:20] <GARY_M_9> done
- 09[22:41:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao GARY_M_9 GARY_M_9
- 09[22:41:21] * GARY_M_9 sets mode: +v Aikou
- 09[22:41:23] * GARY_M_9 sets mode: +v Axaj
- 09[22:41:26] * GARY_M_9 sets mode: +v XD003
- 00[22:41:33] <&GARY_M_9> identify people
- -
- 00[22:42:16] * Updated ignore switches for *!*issingno0@8zs-E15D0C1D.mco.bellsouth.net
- -
- 00[22:42:19] * Retrieving #glitchcity modes...
- 00[22:42:25] * Looking up Ketsuban user info...
- 00[22:43:13] <&GARY_M_9> (and no I'm not voicing everyone)
- [22:44:00] <+Wa> well
- [22:44:05] <+Wa> #zanzibar kickbans everyone
- [22:44:12] <+Wa> or rather, ChanServ does so
- [22:44:17] <+Wa> hence, it never existed
- 00[22:44:29] <&GARY_M_9> I'll try to piece together this conversation since I have Ketsuban on ignore again
- [22:45:15] <+Phrawger> No, Ketsuban, anchovies are not considered vegetables
- 00[22:45:25] <&GARY_M_9> XD @ Phrawger
- <Ketsuban> Shut the fuck up
- <Ketsuban> Anchovies are fish
- <Ketsuban> and anchovies are also worthless
- <Ketsuban> Unban me from both #zanzibar and #zanzibar-Rizon
- <Wa> Why
- <GARY_M_9> I kinda know he didn't say that
- <XD003> No, nobody can win The Game
- <Wa> You pick stupid fights like this
- <Ketsuban> I'm not picking a fight
- <Phrawger> You want to what?
- <Ketsuban> GARY_M_9 is
- <XD003> He wants to pick cotton
- * XD003 runs from Jackalope
- <Phrawger> Sweet mother of god, who taught you to talk like that
- <Wa> If you stop asking, you will get unbanned
- [22:46:38] <Ketsuban> I have no reason to be banned from either Badnik#zanzibar or Rizon#zanzibar-Rizon other than GARY_M_9 being a jackass
- [22:46:41] <+Wa> If you stop asking and arguing illogically
- [22:46:45] <Ketsuban> and you only get what you ask for repeatedly
- [22:46:46] <+Wa> Then you will get unbanned
- [22:46:55] <+XD003> Majority of the house rukes
- [22:46:56] <Ketsuban> If you don't ask for something, you will never recveive it
- [22:46:58] <Ketsuban> receive*
- [22:47:02] <+XD003> Who says we should unban Ketsuban
- 00[22:47:03] <&GARY_M_9> ok, I want what he said from "anchovies are not considered vegetables"
- [22:47:06] <+XD003> All in favor, say Aye
- [22:47:08] <Ketsuban> AYE
- 00[22:47:10] <&GARY_M_9> to "I have no reason"
- [22:47:13] <+XD003> All opposed, say nay
- 00[22:47:18] <&GARY_M_9> NAY
- [22:47:21] <+XD003> Nay
- [22:47:23] <+Wa> NAY
- [22:47:30] <+Phrawger> sekacnap
- 00[22:47:41] <&GARY_M_9> 3 to 1
- 13[22:47:43] * Ketsuban casts his 10,000 votes that he got from Zoidberg in favor of his unbanning
- 00[22:47:46] <&GARY_M_9> out voted
- [22:47:46] <Ketsuban> 10,001 to 3
- [22:47:53] <Ketsuban> ^ So you are
- 00[22:47:55] <&GARY_M_9> BALLOT STUFFING
- 00[22:47:58] <&GARY_M_9> POLL VOID
- [22:47:59] <+Wa> ^
- [22:48:02] <+XD003> Unless he can come here to vouch, said ballots are not taken
- [22:48:07] <Ketsuban> RIGGED COMMUNIST ELECTION
- [22:48:08] <Ketsuban> VOID
- 00[22:48:18] <&GARY_M_9> >communist
- 00[22:48:20] <&GARY_M_9> >elections
- [22:48:24] <+Wa> XD
- [22:48:25] <Ketsuban> >rigged
- [22:48:26] <+XD003> ^
- [22:48:28] <+XD003> @ Wa
- [22:48:29] <Ketsuban> THank you Andrew
- 00[22:48:30] <&GARY_M_9> >myface.gif
- [22:48:34] <+XD003> [08/02/10] [22:46:59] <+XD003> @ Wa
- [22:48:44] <Ketsuban> UNBAN ME RIGHT NOW
- [22:48:52] <+Wa> IF YOU STOP ASKING
- [22:48:55] <+Wa> FOR ONE MONTH
- [22:48:58] <+Wa> YOU WILL BE UNBANNED
- [22:49:01] <+Wa> >:|
- [22:49:04] <Ketsuban> IF ONE DOES NOT ASK FOR SOMETHING
- [22:49:07] <Ketsuban> ONE WILL NEVER GET IT
- [22:49:15] <+Wa> WELL
- [22:49:16] <+XD003> Untre
- [22:49:17] <Ketsuban> >|
- [22:49:18] <+XD003> *Untrue
- [22:49:20] <Ketsuban> >X|*
- [22:49:22] <+Wa> I DID NOT ASK FOR MEMBER+
- [22:49:24] <+Wa> I GOT IT
- [22:49:24] <+XD003> it's called Patience
- [22:49:30] <+XD003> And good sportsmanship
- [22:49:40] <+XD003> Good citizinship
- [22:49:44] <Ketsuban> IT'S CALLED BEING A BUSINESSMAN
- [22:49:45] <+XD003> And being an all around Nice Dude
- [22:49:53] <Ketsuban> YOU ONLY GET WHAT YOU EITHER ASK FOR OR FORCIBLY ACQUIRE
- [22:49:54] <+XD003> Buisness men arent accepted her.
- 00[22:50:01] <&GARY_M_9> Ketsuban is the best business man who ever lived
- [22:50:01] <+XD003> And even if they were, Promotions are in order
- 00[22:50:03] <&GARY_M_9> he has $0
- [22:50:07] <Ketsuban> However, businessmen are.
- [22:50:18] <+XD003> Even still
- [22:50:23] <+XD003> Promotions are in order
- [22:50:34] <+XD003> And you have not earned the Corprate trust
- [22:50:37] <+XD003> to be promoted
- 13[22:50:49] * Ketsuban casts his 3.8 billion shares in favor of being promoted to Chief Executive Officer. His first act is to revoke the voting powers of all common stock.
- [22:50:51] <+XD003> In this case, Promoted being unbanned and let back into the group
- [22:50:54] <+Wa> you will earn it by NOT ASKING
- 13[22:50:58] * Ketsuban notes that his shares are all preferred stock.
- 13[22:51:08] * Ketsuban buys up all remaining preferred stock for 1 cent on the dollar.
- [22:51:09] <+XD003> Your vote doesnt count
- [22:51:14] <+XD003> Only Members+
- [22:51:26] <Ketsuban> Common stock does not have voting powers
- [22:51:29] <Ketsuban> You all have common stock
- [22:51:33] <Ketsuban> Your arguments are invalid
- [22:51:48] <+XD003> You don't have power in the company, and are just a hobo on the street trying to make a dime
- [22:51:49] <&Mugendai> My hair is a bird, Ketsuban's arguments are invalid
- 00[22:51:53] <&GARY_M_9> >implying GCLF is a company
- 00[22:51:57] <&GARY_M_9> >shares
- [22:51:58] <+XD003> Your argument is invalid
- 13[22:52:13] * Ketsuban fires GARY_M_9 and orders him to repay all of his wages with 1,000,000% interest.
- [22:52:22] <&Mugendai> cheep cheep
- 13[22:52:35] * Ketsuban fires Mugendai and orders him to repay all of his wages with infinite interest.
- [22:52:48] <+XD003> We're the Corprate Branch
- [22:52:55] <+XD003> A lowly buisnessman can't fire us
- [22:53:01] <Ketsuban> I am the Chief Executive Officer
- [22:53:04] <Ketsuban> Your argument is invalid
- [22:53:11] <+XD003> ...Maybe in your own Demented Reality.
- [22:53:16] <Ketsuban> Your employment here is terminated effective one year ago
- [22:53:56] <+Axaj> Ketsuban
- [22:54:09] <+Axaj> you are the Chief Executive Whiner
- [22:54:17] <+Axaj> end of discussion
- [22:54:21] <+Axaj> *shot*
- [22:54:33] <Ketsuban> Albert Morghese, your employment here is terminated effective August 15, 1979. You are ordered to return the $876,000 you embezzled from us immediately.
- [22:54:44] <+Axaj> or what?
- [22:54:59] <+Axaj> also, it's Morgese
- [22:55:02] <+Axaj> no H
- 00[22:55:08] <&GARY_M_9> Ketsuban likes random dates
- 00[22:55:10] <&GARY_M_9> and names
- 00[22:55:11] <&GARY_M_9> y/n
- [22:55:16] <Ketsuban> N
- [22:55:17] <+Axaj> y
- [22:55:20] <+XD003> y
- [22:55:26] <Ketsuban> You have never been an employee. LEAVE.
- [22:55:51] <+Wa> m
- [22:55:55] <+Axaj> ^
- [22:56:10] <Ketsuban> h
- [22:56:22] <+Axaj> no
- 00[22:56:26] <&GARY_M_9> H for HELL NO
- [22:56:54] <Ketsuban> H for Hawai`i
- 00[22:56:57] <&GARY_M_9> in other news, #zanzibar's stock went up 6 points on the DOW today
- [22:58:11] <+Axaj> cool apostrophe bro
- 00[22:58:23] <&GARY_M_9> * Ketsuban fires GARY_M_9 and orders him to repay all of his wages with 1,000,000% interest. <-- illegal interest, your arguement is void
- 00[22:58:54] <&GARY_M_9> or is it illegal?
- 00[22:59:02] <&GARY_M_9> 1,000,000% of 0 is still 0
- [23:02:05] <Ketsuban> while #desuempire's went down 11
- [23:02:05] <&Mugendai> In other news
- [23:02:05] <&Mugendai> My hair is still a bird
- [23:02:05] <&Mugendai> !superping XD003
- 11[23:02:36] * &Mugendai (infinity@8zs-F776F91C.hsd1.co.comcast.net) Quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
- 11[23:02:36] * Ketsuban (missingno0@8zs-E15D0C1D.mco.bellsouth.net) Quit (Broken pipe)
- [23:02:36] <+Wa> it's a grave mark
- [23:02:36] <+Wa> how could you, Ketsie-rin
- 11[23:02:36] * netz (netz@65.98.1.54) Quit (Broken pipe)
- 11[23:02:52] * +Phrawger (Phrawgboy1@8zs-94CE49D4.dc.dc.cox.net) Quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
- [23:03:01] <+Wa> your hair... is a bird?
- [23:03:01] <+Wa> that was odd
- [23:03:02] <+Wa> must be an ISP issue
- 09[23:03:03] * Ketsuban (Ketsuban@9944FD06.A39CE438.798D68DA.IP) has joined #glitchcity
- 09[23:03:03] * Mugendai (infinity@F158EBA7.74893DA0.FDB07005.IP) has joined #glitchcity
- [23:03:03] <fivequestionmarks> `'-._ 11S10u1p13e15r1-11p9i8n5g _.-'` XD003: 56.718 seconds
- 09[23:03:25] * Phrawger (Phrawgboy1@8zs-94CE49D4.dc.dc.cox.net) has joined #glitchcity
- [23:03:25] <+Wa> What ISP do you guys have?
- [23:03:26] <Mugendai> Sorry, that was my bird
- [23:03:26] <Ketsuban> Network fart?
- 09[23:03:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Mugendai Mugendai
- [23:03:28] <Ketsuban> For a while, I couldn't use services or set modes
- [23:03:35] <Ketsuban> Wa: BellSouth (AT&T)
- 09[23:03:36] * netz (netz@65.98.1.54) has joined #glitchcity
- 09[23:03:39] * malacoda (malacoda@8zs-E2807A6C.satx.res.rr.com) has joined #glitchcity
- 00[23:03:45] <&GARY_M_9> hi
- [23:03:47] <&Mugendai> Cumcrap
- 11[23:03:50] * malacoda (malacoda@8zs-E2807A6C.satx.res.rr.com) Quit (Client exited)
- [23:03:52] <Ketsuban> What happened?
- [23:03:53] <Ketsuban> Netsplit?
- 00[23:03:58] <&GARY_M_9> netsplit? hahahaha
- 00[23:04:02] <&GARY_M_9> more like server shat
- [23:04:05] <+Wa> broken pipe
- 00[23:04:10] <&GARY_M_9> no Wa
- 00[23:04:12] <&GARY_M_9> the server
- [23:04:14] <&Mugendai> misread that as
- [23:04:16] <+Wa> * Mugendai has quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
- [23:04:16] <+Wa> * Ketsuban has quit (Broken pipe)
- [23:04:16] <+Wa> * netz has quit (Broken pipe)
- [23:04:17] <+Wa> <Wa> that was odd
- [23:04:17] <&Mugendai> broken pies
- 00[23:04:19] <&GARY_M_9> 's been acting erraticly today
- 00[23:04:32] <&GARY_M_9> SQL breakage and all hell
- 11[23:05:05] * Ketsuban (Ketsuban@9944FD06.A39CE438.798D68DA.IP) Quit (Quit: Switching back to mIRC)
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