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  1. Session Start: Tue May 03 16:21:19 2011
  2. Session Ident: #PoketrianOdyssey
  3. 03[16:21] * Now talking in #PoketrianOdyssey
  4. 03[16:21] * Topic is 'Floathelm > Reuben > Bob > Floyd | Floatzel > Shorty > Lebowski > Buizel x 1 > Bisharp | 4,1/9,1(0,1:8,1^9,1)4,1<'
  5. 03[16:21] * Set by Paradox on Sun May 01 22:26:42
  6. 03[16:50] * Paradox (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  7. 03[16:50] * Paradox changes topic to '| 4,1/9,1(0,1:8,1^9,1)4,1<'
  8. 03[16:51] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  9. 03[16:53] * Anise (Dell@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  10. 03[16:53] * Aeros (nekodes@i.dunno.lol) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  11. [16:53] <Paradox> (best or bestest topic?)
  12. [16:54] <Anise> (I'm not sure what it is ;_;)
  13. [16:54] <Mons> natu
  14. [16:54] <Paradox> ( ;___; )
  15. [16:54] <Anise> ohhhh
  16. [16:54] <Anise> natu :3
  17. [16:55] <Paradox> Anyway! To catch you up...
  18. [16:56] <Paradox> You were heading to the bramble forest with the rest of The Light Company and the other clans. Once you entered the forest, you were ambushed by a machamp, which conked Alcyone upside the head, knocking her out.
  19. [16:56] <Anise> right
  20. [16:56] <Anise> gabe filled me in
  21. [16:57] <Paradox> Okay. Well then!
  22. [16:57] <Paradox> Alcyone wakes! Her head hurts auuuuuugh
  23. 06[16:58] * Anise mutters various invectives against stupid meathead pokemon as she tries to sit up.
  24. 03[16:59] * Anise is now known as Alcyone
  25. [16:59] <Alcyone> (herp)
  26. 03[16:59] * AFKit (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  27. [17:00] <Paradox> You sit up, your head spinning slightly. You seem to be on a grassy lawn, in the middle of some sort of park. There's some swings nearby, and a flower bed. Ellis, the tall red-headed woman you've seen a few times with Clan Whitechord, is sitting on one of the swings, looking up at the sky idly.
  28. 06[17:01] * Alcyone checks to make sure she has her pokeymans and broom before getting up slowly, leaning on the latter.
  29. [17:01] <Paradox> Aileen is sitting nearby, muttering curses to herself as she fiddles with her roboarm with a screwdriver.
  30. [17:01] <Paradox> All your pokeballs are still with you, and so is your broom.
  31. [17:02] <Alcyone> "Wh-what happened? Where's everyone else?"
  32. [17:04] <Paradox> Ellis looks at you, looking a bit sullen. "Not sure. I watching over you and Mr. Loom in the cave, and next thing I know I'm here with you two."
  33. [17:04] <Alcyone> "Where is here, anyway?"
  34. 06[17:04] * Alcyone looks up.
  35. [17:05] <Paradox> "I was nowhere near the two of ya', I got my ass handed to me by some sort of shapeshifting lady. And then she did .. something, there was a bunch of smoke and the ground opened up and ... here I am," says Aileen, not looking up from her work.
  36. [17:06] <Alcyone> "That...doesn't make much sense....unless."
  37. 06[17:06] * Alcyone contemplates.
  38. [17:06] <Paradox> Alcyone sees a nice fluffy cloud, looking up. :]
  39. 06[17:06] * Alcyone 's eyes light up
  40. [17:06] <Paradox> "Unless?"
  41. [17:06] <Alcyone> "Someone's invented teleportation magic while I was out! Now all I gotta do is track them down and beat it out outta them~" Alcyone beams up at the cloud.
  42. [17:07] <Alcyone> "That would explain everything!"
  43. [17:08] <Paradox> Ellis hangs her head. "I don't think that was it. C'mere."
  44. [17:08] <Paradox> Ellis jumps off the swing, and walks over to a nearby wall, pointing down beyond it.
  45. 06[17:08] * Alcyone follows.
  46. [17:10] <Alcyone> "Why do you say that?"
  47. [17:10] <Paradox> You walk over to where she's standing, and find yourself at an edge. She's pointing down at more sky and fluffy clouds. You seem to be on some sort of floating island.
  48. [17:10] <Alcyone> "....Doesn't disprove teleportation."
  49. 06[17:10] * Alcyone pulls away from the edge quickly. D:
  50. [17:12] <Paradox> "Hey guys. Look."
  51. [17:12] <Paradox> That's Aileen.
  52. [17:12] <Alcyone> "You're not going to show me more heights, are you?"
  53. 06[17:12] * Alcyone glances over.
  54. [17:13] <Alcyone> "...not that I'm scared of heights or anything, witches are never afraid of heights. >:"
  55. [17:13] <Paradox> When you turn around to look, there's three doors in the middle of the grassy field. One looks thick and old, and very worn down. One looks rather ornate, and made of heavy fancy wood. Another looks thin and cheap, with a bad paint job.
  56. [17:13] <Paradox> They're just sort of floating there.
  57. [17:14] <Alcyone> "...Huh."
  58. 06[17:14] * Alcyone knocks on one of the doors at random
  59. [17:14] <Alcyone> 1d3
  60. [17:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
  61. [17:14] <Alcyone> the old one
  62. [17:16] <Paradox> Nothing happens.
  63. [17:16] <Alcyone> "Hmmmm."
  64. 06[17:16] * Alcyone tries to open it.
  65. [17:19] <Alcyone> (did I dc?)
  66. [17:19] <Paradox> As soon as your hand turns the handle, the world around you swirls, and everything except for Ellis and Aileen goes black. Suddenly you find yourself on the deck of a ship. No, an airship; you see the big engines on either side of you. The crew are running around wildly, trying to man their positions. You're under attack! At least, that's what they keep yelling.
  67. [17:19] <Alcyone> (guess not :3c)
  68. 06[17:20] * Alcyone grips onto her broom for emotional support and goes to find someplace safe to hide where she can't see the clouds and sky and things.
  69. [17:22] <Paradox> As you turn and try to run towards the cabin, you find its door locked. You desperately jiggle the handle, when suddenly a large shadow looms over you. A much larger ship is passing you from above.
  70. [17:23] <Paradox> Suddenly dozens of sticky white ropes hit the deck, and as many men, each coupled with an Ariados, descend onto the ship.
  71. 06[17:24] * Alcyone takes a deep breath and steps forward. If she can't hide, she's gotta make sure this thing doesn't crash. "I'm Captain Alcyone di Cimeries of the Light Company, and you'll go no further!" she announces, trying to look intimidating.
  72. [17:24] <Paradox> They're each carrying a saber, and -gasp- a flintlock pistol. Fire Arms are strictly illegal by order of the Emperor, except to those conscripted in the Imperial Army! VANDALS
  73. [17:26] <Alcyone> ">: C'mon, Brandt!"
  74. [17:27] <Paradox> A tall man with braided blonde hair, a rough blonde beard, and a scar running across his face walks up to you. He's dressed all in red, and has a big black hat with a houndoom skull on it. "So you're the captain here? Pretty little thing."
  75. [17:28] <Paradox> He grins at you. "They call me the Redjack 'round these parts, lass. You must be honered ta meet me."
  76. [17:28] <Alcyone> Alcyone pauses. "I'm a captain, yes. And uh, I don't think I've ever heard of you."
  77. [17:28] <Paradox> Aileen steps up behind you, and blinks. "D-dad?"
  78. [17:29] <Paradox> The man doesn't seem to hear her. "Well, well, let's make sure you have something to remember me by, then! C'mon boys, have at 'em!"
  79. [17:29] <Paradox> He walks off into the chaos, as four of his men draw in around you, weapons drawn.
  80. [17:30] <Alcyone> "Hmph. How common. Are you ready, Brandt my dear?"
  81. [17:30] <Paradox> One has his Ariados with him, another sends out a Houndour, another sends a Pignite, and the last sends a Toxicroak.
  82. [17:31] <Paradox> (dex / speed?)
  83. [17:31] <Alcyone> 8/15
  84. [17:33] <Paradox> (goddamn it, hang on a sec)
  85. [17:33] <Alcyone> k
  86. 03[17:35] * Paradox changes topic to 'Aileen > Ellis > Alcyone > Vandals | Furret Twins > Brandt > Klingklang > Toxicroak > Houndour > Pignite > Ariados'
  87. [17:35] <Paradox> A large blade suddenly shoots out of Aileen's arm, and she rushes forward, swinging at one of the pirates.
  88. [17:36] <Paradox> 1d20
  89. [17:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  90. [17:36] <Paradox> She aims right for the throat! The man moves to parry, and at the last second, she kicks him in the groin instead.
  91. [17:37] <Paradox> 5d20+27
  92. [17:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d20+27: 75 [5d20=12,15,9,4,8]
  93. [17:37] <Paradox> Ellis moves further back, away from the assailants, and shouts out some orders. Alcyone's turn.
  94. 06[17:38] * Alcyone fires a blast of silver-colored light at the spider!
  95. [17:38] <Alcyone> 1d20 flash cannon
  96. [17:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, flash cannon: 5 [1d20=5]
  97. [17:39] <Paradox> (hits)
  98. [17:39] <Alcyone> 5d10+7
  99. [17:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 5d10+7: 33 [5d10=2,6,7,1,10]
  100. [17:40] <Paradox> The Ariados does not seem happy >:[
  101. [17:40] <Paradox> The Furrets run up to the Houndour!
  102. [17:40] <Paradox> 2#1d20
  103. [17:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20: 14 [1d20=14], 12 [1d20=12]
  104. [17:41] <Paradox> 2#5d10+20
  105. [17:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#5d10+20: 50 [5d10=3,10,7,4,6], 49 [5d10=10,1,4,5,9]
  106. [17:41] <Paradox> They each simulataneously conk it upside the head, knocking it out.
  107. [17:41] <Paradox> Gogo Brandt
  108. [17:42] <Alcyone> Brandt follows up his lady's attack with a blast of wind of his own!
  109. [17:42] <Alcyone> 1d20 air cutter on ariados
  110. [17:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, air cutter on ariados: 18 [1d20=18]
  111. [17:42] <Alcyone> (aaand I believe that's a crit)
  112. [17:43] <Alcyone> (if so, 54 SE damage)
  113. [17:43] <Paradox> Ariados, what ariados? You mean that thing Brandt just cut in half?
  114. 03[17:44] * Paradox changes topic to 'Aileen > Ellis > Alcyone > Vandals | Furret Twins > Brandt > Klingklang > Toxicroak > Pignite'
  115. [17:44] <Alcyone> (possibly that ariados :3c)
  116. [17:45] <Paradox> The Klingklanf floats up to the Pignite, catching one of its arms in its gears!
  117. [17:45] <Paradox> 1d20 vais greep
  118. [17:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, vais greep: 14 [1d20=14]
  119. [17:45] <Alcyone> (ow ;~;)
  120. [17:45] <Paradox> 3d10+18
  121. [17:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+18: 30 [3d10=1,2,9]
  122. [17:47] <Paradox> The Toxicroak turns and shoots a barb at Brandt!
  123. [17:47] <Paradox> 1d20
  124. [17:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  125. [17:47] <Paradox> 1d8+1d8+16
  126. [17:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d8+1d8+16: 22 [1d8=5; 1d8=1]
  127. [17:47] <Paradox> (poison damage, also poisoned)
  128. [17:48] <Alcyone> Brandt flutters a few times before regaining his composure
  129. [17:48] <Paradox> The Pignite meanwhile ARM THRUSTS the Klingklang
  130. [17:48] <Paradox> 1d20
  131. [17:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  132. 03[17:48] * DamienLunas (DamienLuna@sux-B83BB89F.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  133. [17:48] <Paradox> 4#1d20
  134. [17:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4#1d20: 10 [1d20=10], 1 [1d20=1], 14 [1d20=14], 9 [1d20=9]
  135. [17:49] <Paradox> 3d8+1d8+15
  136. [17:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d8+1d8+15: 34 [3d8=6,3,7; 1d8=3]
  137. [17:49] <Paradox> Aileen swoops down, cutting at the man she'd just kicked in the groin
  138. [17:50] <Paradox> 1d20
  139. [17:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  140. [17:50] <Paradox> 5d10+19
  141. [17:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+19: 43 [5d10=4,8,5,3,4]
  142. [17:50] <Paradox> She stabs him in the neck, and he falls over, bleedin'
  143. [17:50] <Paradox> Ellis shouts out more orders! Alcyone's turn.
  144. [17:51] <Alcyone> 1d20 bubblebeam on the toxicroak
  145. [17:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, bubblebeam on the toxicroak: 1 [1d20=1]
  146. [17:51] <Alcyone> nope.png
  147. [17:52] <Paradox> The remaining pirates no longer continue to underestimate the ladies. They move in, swinging!
  148. [17:52] <Paradox> 1d20 Alcyone
  149. [17:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Alcyone: 16 [1d20=16]
  150. [17:52] <Paradox> 4d10+15
  151. [17:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d10+15: 43 [4d10=9,10,1,8]
  152. [17:52] <Alcyone> ow
  153. [17:52] <Paradox> 1d20 Ellis
  154. [17:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Ellis: 6 [1d20=6]
  155. [17:53] <Paradox> One of the pirates takes out his gun and shoots at Ellis, but misses!
  156. [17:53] <Paradox> 1d20 Aileen
  157. [17:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Aileen: 14 [1d20=14]
  158. [17:53] <Paradox> 7d10+10
  159. [17:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 7d10+10: 46 [7d10=7,10,4,1,4,3,7]
  160. [17:53] <Paradox> Pew! Another one shoots at Aileen.
  161. [17:54] <Paradox> The Furrets converge on the guy that shot Ellis!
  162. [17:54] <Paradox> 2#1d20
  163. [17:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20: 7 [1d20=7], 8 [1d20=8]
  164. [17:54] <Paradox> 2#5d10+20 THUNDERPUNCH
  165. [17:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, THUNDERPUNCH: 53 [5d10=2,9,7,6,9], 45 [5d10=6,3,5,3,8]
  166. [17:55] <Paradox> They hit the man hard, and it looks like he's just barely hanging on.
  167. [17:55] <Paradox> Go Brandt
  168. [17:55] <Alcyone> Brandt helps them out by stabbing his probiscus into the man and slurrrrrp
  169. [17:55] <Alcyone> 1d20 absorb
  170. [17:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, absorb: 15 [1d20=15]
  171. [17:55] <Alcyone> 1d8+16
  172. [17:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d8+16: 24 [1d8=8]
  173. [17:56] <Alcyone> (how much does that hurt him)
  174. [17:56] <Paradox> Bradnt hurt him by 14! He regains 7HP!
  175. [17:56] <Paradox> Also the man collapses.
  176. [17:56] <Alcyone> Brandt promptly loses that delicious lifeforce in poison damage.
  177. [17:56] <Alcyone> :C
  178. [17:57] <Paradox> The Klingklang tries another vicegrip!
  179. [17:57] <Paradox> 1d20 die pignite
  180. [17:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, die pignite: 17 [1d20=17]
  181. [17:57] <Paradox> 3d10+18
  182. [17:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+18: 37 [3d10=9,7,3]
  183. [17:57] <Paradox> The Pignite does not in fact die.
  184. [17:58] <Paradox> Toxicroak moves in with a cross chop!
  185. [17:58] <Paradox> 1d20
  186. [17:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  187. [17:58] <Alcyone> ow
  188. [17:58] <Alcyone> on whom
  189. [17:58] <Paradox> The poor Klingklang is knocked aside
  190. [17:58] <Alcyone> D:
  191. [17:59] <Paradox> The Pignite turns on the furrets!
  192. [17:59] <Paradox> 1d20 Breek Break
  193. [17:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Breek Break: 3 [1d20=3]
  194. [17:59] <Paradox> nope.avi
  195. [18:00] <Paradox> Aileen tries to blade the guy that shot her D:<
  196. [18:00] <Paradox> 1d20
  197. [18:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  198. [18:00] <Paradox> noep
  199. [18:00] <Paradox> He ducks the swing, having plenty of warning
  200. [18:00] <Paradox> gogo Alcyone
  201. 06[18:00] * Alcyone fires another bubblebeam at the pignite >:
  202. [18:00] <Alcyone> 1d20
  203. [18:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  204. [18:00] <Alcyone> 2d20+7
  205. [18:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d20+7: 30 [2d20=16,7]
  206. [18:01] <Paradox> pewpewpew! The pignite looks very worn down, but not quite out.
  207. [18:01] <Paradox> 1d20 Alcyone SWING
  208. [18:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Alcyone SWING: 16 [1d20=16]
  209. [18:01] <Paradox> 4d10+15
  210. [18:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d10+15: 32 [4d10=4,3,8,2]
  211. 06[18:01] * Alcyone staggers a little. She's starting to get tired.
  212. [18:02] <Paradox> 1d20 Aileen SHOOT
  213. [18:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Aileen SHOOT: 12 [1d20=12]
  214. [18:02] <Paradox> 7d10+10
  215. [18:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 7d10+10: 36 [7d10=3,3,6,3,8,1,2]
  216. [18:02] <Paradox> The furrets move around the Pignite, and rush the toxicroak!
  217. [18:02] <Paradox> 2#1d20
  218. [18:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20: 13 [1d20=13], 16 [1d20=16]
  219. [18:03] <Paradox> 2#5d10+20
  220. [18:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#5d10+20: 46 [5d10=7,4,2,5,8], 59 [5d10=9,7,3,10,10]
  221. [18:03] <Alcyone> (ellis is horrifying)
  222. [18:03] <Paradox> Hgggn the Toxicroak is just barely hanging on, himself!
  223. [18:04] <Paradox> (breeder/pusher with dual wielding.)
  224. [18:04] <Paradox> Brandt!
  225. [18:04] <Alcyone> Brandt helps him down with a fiery rush!
  226. [18:04] <Alcyone> 1d20 fiery dance
  227. [18:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, fiery dance: 9 [1d20=9]
  228. [18:04] <Alcyone> 5d10+16 and I'm pretty sure sp. atk up one stage
  229. [18:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, and I'm pretty sure sp. atk up one stage: 39 [5d10=5,4,6,7,1]
  230. [18:04] <Paradox> (goes up on 11-20 :( )
  231. [18:05] <Alcyone> (ok)
  232. 03[18:05] * The_Falcon (chatzilla@sux-C01E8177.cwjamaica.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  233. [18:05] <Alcyone> (also that's stupid, not how the game does it, etc)
  234. [18:05] <Paradox> The dry-skinned Toxicroak goes down like ... like ... like a frog getting hit by a fiery butterfly attack.
  235. [18:05] <Paradox> :B
  236. [18:05] <Alcyone> :B
  237. 03[18:05] * Paradox changes topic to 'Aileen > Ellis > Alcyone > Vandals | Furret Twins > Brandt > Pignite'
  238. [18:06] <Paradox> The Pignite bodyslams one of the furrets!
  239. [18:06] <Paradox> 1d20 SLAM
  240. [18:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, SLAM: 12 [1d20=12]
  241. [18:07] <Paradox> 3d20+15
  242. [18:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d20+15: 49 [3d20=17,5,12]
  243. [18:07] <Paradox> Ow
  244. [18:07] <Paradox> Aileen charges the guy shooting her >:|
  245. [18:07] <Paradox> 1d20 CUT
  246. [18:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, CUT: 16 [1d20=16]
  247. [18:08] <Paradox> 5d10+19
  248. [18:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+19: 48 [5d10=9,1,6,10,3]
  249. [18:08] <Paradox> Aaand he's down.
  250. [18:08] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  251. 06[18:08] * Alcyone smacks the last guy upside the head with her broom >:
  252. [18:08] <Alcyone> 1d20 Blade of the World Tree!
  253. [18:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, Blade of the World Tree!: 15 [1d20=15]
  254. [18:08] <Alcyone> (hit?)
  255. [18:09] <Paradox> (yep)
  256. [18:09] <Alcyone> 4d10+5 grass damage
  257. [18:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, grass damage: 22 [4d10=6,1,8,2]
  258. [18:10] <Alcyone> whap.
  259. [18:10] <Paradox> WHAP!
  260. [18:10] <Paradox> The last guy shoots at Aileen desperately
  261. [18:10] <Paradox> 1d20
  262. [18:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  263. [18:10] <Alcyone> (oh god)
  264. [18:11] <Paradox> He shoots her square on the shoulder. She growls in pain, but remains standing, and glares at him.
  265. [18:12] <Paradox> Furrets doublebonk the Pignite!
  266. [18:12] <Paradox> 2#1d20
  267. [18:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20: 1 [1d20=1], 9 [1d20=9]
  268. [18:13] <Paradox> Sam's attack misses, but David sneaks up behind him and STRIKES
  269. [18:13] <Paradox> 5d10+20
  270. [18:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+20: 38 [5d10=1,2,4,3,8]
  271. [18:13] <Paradox> And the pig is nout.
  272. [18:13] <Paradox> OUT, even.
  273. 03[18:13] * Paradox changes topic to 'Aileen > Ellis > Alcyone > Vandals | Furret Twins > Brandt'
  274. [18:13] <Paradox> Brandt!
  275. [18:13] <Alcyone> Brandt gives one last air cutter!
  276. [18:13] <Alcyone> 1d20 pew
  277. [18:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, pew: 7 [1d20=7]
  278. [18:13] <Alcyone> 3d10+16 if that hits
  279. [18:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, if that hits: 39 [3d10=10,9,4]
  280. [18:14] <Paradox> It hits, but the man is not out!
  281. [18:14] <Paradox> Aileen rushes him with her armblade. CUT
  282. [18:14] <Paradox> 1d20
  283. [18:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  284. [18:15] <Paradox> 5d10+19
  285. [18:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+19: 37 [5d10=2,3,5,7,1]
  286. [18:15] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  287. 06[18:15] * Alcyone swaps Brandt for...
  288. [18:15] <Alcyone> "Joyeuse! Help us!"
  289. [18:15] <Alcyone> "Audino~"
  290. [18:16] <Alcyone> go
  291. [18:16] <Alcyone> oh right she's speed 5
  292. [18:16] <Alcyone> he's
  293. [18:16] <Alcyone> not that it matters much :3c
  294. [18:17] <Paradox> The guy shoots Alcyone again!
  295. [18:17] <Paradox> 1d20
  296. [18:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  297. [18:17] <Paradox> 7d10+10
  298. [18:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 7d10+10: 48 [7d10=7,3,2,1,10,6,9]
  299. [18:17] <Alcyone> yep hits
  300. [18:17] <Alcyone> owww
  301. 06[18:18] * Alcyone is at three hp ;~;
  302. [18:18] <Paradox> Double Furret attack >:|
  303. [18:18] <Paradox> 2#1d20 Ais Paunch
  304. [18:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Ais Paunch: 13 [1d20=13], 9 [1d20=9]
  305. [18:18] <Paradox> 2#5d10+20
  306. [18:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#5d10+20: 48 [5d10=3,10,7,6,2], 51 [5d10=1,9,10,8,3]
  307. [18:18] <Paradox> And the dude is OUT
  308. [18:19] <Paradox> The battle rages, with crew members fighting pirates, but you three at least seem to be okay.
  309. [18:19] <Alcyone> "Joyeuse, please use Wish on the lady with the metal arm."
  310. [18:19] <Paradox> "Hmph, no, I'm fine."
  311. [18:19] <Alcyone> "I insist >:"
  312. [18:19] <Paradox> "Just let me focus for a bit..."
  313. [18:19] <Alcyone> (stupid martial artists ;_;)
  314. [18:20] <Paradox> Aileen used body focus!
  315. [18:20] <Alcyone> Joyeuse uses wish on the lady dragging him around then. :<
  316. [18:20] <Paradox> "Take care of yourself, you look like hell warmed over. Now let's find a way out of this nightmare."
  317. [18:21] <Alcyone> (I can't remember if I know about Aileen ic or if it happened ooc)
  318. [18:21] <Alcyone> (dammit)
  319. [18:21] <Alcyone> (I'll assume Alcyone doesn't know)
  320. [18:21] <Paradox> (I ... can't remember if Alcyone knows that IC either :S )
  321. [18:21] <Alcyone> "Right. Let's go."
  322. [18:21] <Paradox> Ellis lets out a chimecho.
  323. [18:21] <Alcyone> "C'mon, Joy."
  324. [18:22] <Paradox> "Here, you still don't look too great."
  325. [18:22] <Paradox> Chimecho used Heal Pulse on the party!
  326. [18:22] <Paradox> (go ahead and apply that to Brandt too)
  327. [18:23] <Alcyone> (ok)
  328. [18:23] <Alcyone> Joy >:s even more at the chimecho. Show-off.
  329. [18:24] <Alcyone> (applied)
  330. [18:24] <Paradox> (and you get ... uh .. 2495xp)
  331. [18:25] <Alcyone> (noted)
  332. [18:25] <Paradox> (If anyone levels to a level divisible by 5 whilst in DREAMWORLD, let me know~)
  333. [18:25] <Alcyone> (uh oh that sounds bad)
  334. [18:25] <Alcyone> (lemme look)
  335. [18:26] <Paradox> ( laughingEllis.png )
  336. [18:26] <Paradox> (it sounds the opposite of bad, silly. You have a pusher with you)
  337. [18:26] <Alcyone> (aha)
  338. [18:26] <Paradox> (ANYWAY)
  339. [18:27] <Alcyone> (joy hits 19 :3c)
  340. [18:27] <Paradox> Aileen moves forward, looking for the captain. He finishes shooting a crew member who tumbles over the side and into the sky below, and turns to look at the three of you. "Oho, too much for my boys, were you? Alright then, let's see what you got!"
  341. [18:28] <Alcyone> "I suppose we're not going to get to talk this out?"
  342. [18:28] <Paradox> "This ... this isn't real, he isn't real! I saw him die! Stop talking like him!"
  343. [18:29] <Alcyone> "Huh?"
  344. 06[18:29] * Alcyone glances over at Aileen.
  345. [18:29] <Paradox> "That's ... Captain Redjack Holloway. You really never heard of him? He ... he's been dead for a long time, this can't be real."
  346. [18:30] <Alcyone> "Hmmm."
  347. [18:30] <Alcyone> "Maybe I'm still concussed and making it all up."
  348. [18:30] <Alcyone> "But that just means we have to beat him!"
  349. [18:31] <Alcyone> "I think."
  350. 02[18:32] * Paradox (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  351. 03[18:34] * Charm (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  352. 03[18:39] * AFKit is now known as Kit
  353. 14[18:40] * Charm (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has left #PoketrianOdyssey
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  355. [18:53] <Paradox> OKAY
  356. [18:53] <The_Falcon> EXCELLENT TIMING HERR DOX!
  357. [18:54] <Paradox> * Alcyone glances over at Aileen. <Paradox> "That's ... Captain Redjack Holloway. You really never heard of him? He ... he's been dead for a long time, this can't be real."
  358. [18:54] <Alcyone> (5:30:04 PM) Alcyone: "Hmmm."
  359. [18:54] <Alcyone> (5:30:21 PM) Alcyone: "Maybe I'm still concussed and making it all up."
  360. [18:54] <Alcyone> (5:30:44 PM) Alcyone: "But that just means we have to beat him!"
  361. [18:54] <Alcyone> (5:31:34 PM) Alcyone: "I think."
  362. [18:54] <Paradox> (dunno if you got that)
  363. [18:54] <Alcyone> yes
  364. [18:55] <Paradox> (... I can't change the topic from mibbitttt also I don't think it gave me owner status?)
  365. 03[18:55] * Alcyone changes topic to 'testing'
  366. [18:55] <Alcyone> okay I can
  367. [18:55] <Alcyone> gimme the list
  368. [18:55] <Paradox> The captain sends out two Houndoom!
  369. 06[18:56] * Alcyone sticks with Joyeuse!
  370. [18:57] <Paradox> Aileen > Captain > Ellis > Alcyone | Furrets > Houndooms > Magneton > Joyeuse
  371. [18:58] <Paradox> (jegus fuck I hate mibbit, mIRC why are you being a piece of shit)
  372. 03[18:58] * Alcyone changes topic to 'Aileen > Captain > Ellis > Alcyone | Furrets > Houndooms > Magneton > Joyeuse'
  373. 01[18:59] <Plutonis> (goddamnit dox, i can help you with your irc)
  374. [18:59] <Paradox> Aileen rushes the captain, swinging her arm blade at him!
  375. [18:59] <Paradox> 1d20
  376. [18:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  377. [18:59] <Paradox> 5d10+19
  378. [18:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+19: 33 [5d10=1,5,2,1,5]
  379. [19:00] <Paradox> The Captain just laughs at the new scratch across his chest, and kicks Aileen
  380. [19:00] <Paradox> 1d20
  381. [19:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  382. [19:00] <Paradox> 6d20+15
  383. [19:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 6d20+15: 66 [6d20=10,12,16,4,2,7]
  384. [19:01] <Paradox> He kicks her in the chest, sending her sprawling on the floor
  385. [19:01] <Paradox> Gogo Alcyone
  386. [19:01] <Alcyone> "Don't you dare!"
  387. 06[19:01] * Alcyone swings her broom, conjuring up a storm of sharp-edged leaves
  388. [19:01] <Alcyone> 1d20 razor leaf
  389. [19:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, razor leaf: 3 [1d20=3]
  390. [19:02] <Alcyone> :c
  391. [19:02] <Paradox> noep
  392. [19:02] <Paradox> 2#1d20
  393. [19:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20: 7 [1d20=7], 18 [1d20=18]
  394. [19:02] <Paradox> The Furrets swoop in, swinging their tiny fists!
  395. [19:02] <Paradox> 2#5d10+20
  396. [19:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#5d10+20: 53 [5d10=7,10,8,3,5], 40 [5d10=2,7,1,6,4]
  397. [19:03] <Paradox> They each bonk one of the houndooms.
  398. [19:04] <Paradox> The houndooms each take the suppereffective hit, but...
  399. [19:04] <Paradox> 2#1d20
  400. [19:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2#1d20: 13 [1d20=13], 3 [1d20=3]
  401. [19:04] <Paradox> One of them unleashes a furious countertattack!
  402. [19:04] <Paradox> David the Furret is knocked out :(
  403. [19:05] <Paradox> Aileens Magneton swoops in, and thunderbolts the captain.
  404. [19:05] <Paradox> 1d20
  405. [19:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  406. [19:05] <Paradox> noep
  407. [19:05] <Paradox> Gogo Joyeuse
  408. [19:06] <Alcyone> 1d20 MEGA PUNCH ASSHOLES (attacking whichever houdoom looks weaker)
  409. [19:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, MEGA PUNCH ASSHOLES (attacking whichever houdoom looks weaker): 11 [1d20=11]
  410. [19:06] <Alcyone> 4d20+1d8+5
  411. [19:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 4d20+1d8+5: 65 [4d20=17,8,16,12; 1d8=7]
  412. [19:06] <Alcyone> (that's such awesome damage, I hope it hits :s)
  413. [19:07] <Paradox> (hits :O )
  414. [19:07] <Alcyone> (yaaay go joy)
  415. [19:07] <Paradox> Joy grabs one of the houndooms by the fur on his chest, and then punches him on the nose.
  416. [19:08] <Paradox> 1d20 paralysis
  417. [19:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, paralysis: 12 [1d20=12]
  418. [19:09] <Paradox> Aileen manages to move, and ...
  419. [19:09] <Paradox> 1d20
  420. [19:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  421. [19:09] <Paradox> 1d8+27
  422. [19:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d8+27: 30 [1d8=3]
  423. [19:09] <Paradox> She hits the Captain's arm hard, his revolver flying off somewhere into the battle.
  424. [19:10] <Paradox> "Agh, wench! You'll pay for that!"
  425. [19:10] <Paradox> 1d20
  426. [19:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  427. [19:10] <Alcyone> (:3c)
  428. [19:10] <Paradox> He does not in fact, pay her back.
  429. [19:10] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  430. 06[19:12] * Alcyone pew pews the houndoom that Joy punched
  431. [19:12] <Alcyone> 1d20 bubblebeam
  432. [19:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, bubblebeam: 11 [1d20=11]
  433. [19:12] <Alcyone> 2d20+7
  434. [19:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d20+7: 30 [2d20=7,16]
  435. [19:14] <Paradox> The houndoom does not appreciate the bubbles, but it's holding on strong.
  436. [19:15] <Paradox> Sam rushes the Houndoom that knocked out David >:|
  437. [19:15] <Paradox> 1d20
  438. [19:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  439. [19:15] <Paradox> noep
  440. [19:15] <Paradox> The furret's attack is too full of rage, and misses.
  441. [19:16] <Paradox> One houndoom uses flamethrower, aiming for Sam then Joyeuse!
  442. [19:16] <Paradox> 1d20
  443. [19:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  444. [19:16] <Paradox> 4d20+17
  445. [19:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d20+17: 52 [4d20=10,8,1,16]
  446. [19:17] <Alcyone> Joyeuse shakes off the worst of the hit, though he looks even more pissed.
  447. [19:17] <Paradox> The other fire fangs the Magneton
  448. [19:17] <Paradox> 1d20
  449. [19:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  450. [19:18] <Alcyone> (goddamn)
  451. [19:18] <Paradox> The Magneton does down hard from the fiery chomp!
  452. [19:18] <Alcyone> (y u get all the 20s)
  453. [19:18] <Paradox> Joyeuse
  454. [19:19] <Alcyone> Joyeuse winds up for another Mega Punch, then seems to realize something and goes over and pats Alcyone instead. Helping hand!
  455. [19:20] <Paradox> 1d20 paralysis
  456. [19:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, paralysis: 5 [1d20=5]
  457. [19:20] <Paradox> Aileen can't move!
  458. [19:20] <Paradox> The Captain takes out his saber, and swings at Ellis!
  459. [19:20] <Paradox> 1d20
  460. [19:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  461. [19:21] <Paradox> 8d10+15
  462. [19:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 8d10+15: 57 [8d10=2,2,10,10,10,4,3,1]
  463. [19:21] <Paradox> Doof! Ellis gets smacked around!
  464. [19:21] <Paradox> She retaliates with a kick >:O
  465. [19:21] <Paradox> 1d20
  466. [19:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  467. [19:22] <Paradox> 1d8+1
  468. [19:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d8+1: 5 [1d8=4]
  469. [19:22] <Paradox> TAKE THAT
  470. [19:22] <Paradox> Go Alcyone
  471. [19:22] <Alcyone> 1d20 razor leaf on the cap'n
  472. [19:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, razor leaf on the cap'n: 2 [1d20=2]
  473. [19:22] <Alcyone> GOD DAMMIT
  474. [19:22] <Alcyone> prob control that
  475. [19:22] <Alcyone> 1d20
  476. [19:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  477. [19:22] <Paradox> heets
  478. [19:23] <Alcyone> 3d10+1d20+5
  479. [19:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 3d10+1d20+5: 28 [3d10=2,9,2; 1d20=10]
  480. [19:23] <Paradox> Alcyone sends a spray of razor sharp leaves at the Redjack!
  481. [19:24] <Paradox> Sam the Furret swoops in for an aqua tail!
  482. [19:24] <Paradox> 1d20
  483. [19:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  484. [19:24] <Paradox> noep :<
  485. [19:25] <Alcyone> (...reroll that)
  486. [19:25] <Alcyone> (I'll take the murphy point)
  487. [19:25] <Paradox> 1d20
  488. [19:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  489. [19:25] <Paradox> Good enough to hit!
  490. [19:26] <Paradox> 3d20+20
  491. [19:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d20+20: 42 [3d20=7,8,7]
  492. [19:26] <Paradox> The speshul houndoom is starting to look quite worn down. It retaliates with a dark pulse, hitting both Joy and Sam.
  493. [19:26] <Paradox> 2#1d20 Joy/Sam
  494. [19:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Joy/Sam: 10 [1d20=10], 7 [1d20=7]
  495. [19:27] <Alcyone> hits :c
  496. [19:27] <Paradox> 5d10+2d8+17
  497. [19:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+2d8+17: 55 [5d10=2,4,10,8,7; 2d8=1,6]
  498. [19:27] <Paradox> (just realized I forgot stab on the flamethrower. oh well)
  499. [19:27] <Alcyone> Joy chomps down on his Sitrus Berry in retaliation!
  500. 03[19:28] * zoofman (durrhurr@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  501. [19:28] <Paradox> Joy's turn!
  502. [19:28] <Alcyone> 1d20 mega punch on the houndoom
  503. [19:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, mega punch on the houndoom: 12 [1d20=12]
  504. [19:28] <Alcyone> 4d20+1d8+5
  505. [19:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 4d20+1d8+5: 47 [4d20=9,11,7,8; 1d8=7]
  506. [19:29] <Paradox> (mfw page 133)
  507. 03[19:29] * Kit is now known as TF2Kit
  508. [19:29] <Alcyone> (?)
  509. [19:30] <Paradox> (it's all messed up. Anyway..)
  510. [19:30] <Paradox> Joy punches the thing on the snout again, and it finally goes down!
  511. [19:31] <Paradox> 1d20 paralysis
  512. [19:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, paralysis: 15 [1d20=15]
  513. [19:31] <Alcyone> Joy shakes his fist at all challengers!
  514. [19:31] <Paradox> Aileen regains control, and launches a groin kick at the captain!
  515. [19:31] <Paradox> 1d20
  516. [19:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  517. [19:31] <Paradox> (ow)
  518. [19:31] <Alcyone> (HAH)
  519. [19:31] <Paradox> 1d20 paralysis
  520. [19:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, paralysis: 6 [1d20=6]
  521. [19:32] <Paradox> The Captain groans in pain but manages to retaliate with a swipe of his saber.
  522. [19:32] <Paradox> 8d10+15
  523. [19:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 8d10+15: 55 [8d10=7,2,3,5,5,8,6,4]
  524. [19:32] <Paradox> Ellis kicks him again D:<
  525. [19:32] <Paradox> 1d20
  526. [19:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  527. [19:32] <Paradox> 1d8+1
  528. [19:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d8+1: 5 [1d8=4]
  529. [19:32] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  530. 06[19:32] * Alcyone tosses a Sitrus Berry to Aileen
  531. [19:33] <Alcyone> (I can has a move too?)
  532. [19:33] <Alcyone> (or no)
  533. [19:33] <Paradox> (yeah, as long as it's ranged)
  534. [19:33] <Alcyone> 1d20 RAZOR LEAF
  535. [19:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, RAZOR LEAF: 16 [1d20=16]
  536. [19:33] <Paradox> (ie; tossing the berry was your shift)
  537. [19:33] <Alcyone> 3d10+5
  538. [19:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 3d10+5: 22 [3d10=6,6,5]
  539. 06[19:34] * Alcyone fires out more leaf shuriken at the cap'n
  540. [19:34] <Paradox> Sam launches a punch at the other houndoom!
  541. [19:34] <Paradox> 1d20
  542. [19:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  543. [19:34] <Paradox> 5d10+20 POW
  544. [19:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, POW: 44 [5d10=3,6,5,3,7]
  545. [19:34] <Paradox> Joy!
  546. [19:35] <Alcyone> Joy dashes over to Aileen and smacks her expertly in a pressure point! Refresh!
  547. [19:36] <Alcyone> (-paralysis :3c)
  548. [19:38] <Paradox> 1d20 Aileen attacks!
  549. [19:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Aileen attacks!: 11 [1d20=11]
  550. [19:38] <Alcyone> (oh good)
  551. [19:38] <Paradox> 5d10+27
  552. [19:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+27: 66 [5d10=7,2,10,10,10]
  553. [19:39] <Paradox> "You are not my father! You're dead!"
  554. [19:39] <Paradox> She punches him in the face, sending him over the side of the ship.
  555. 06[19:39] * Alcyone gasps
  556. [19:39] <Paradox> As he falls off, suddenly your surroundings change, and you're back in the garden.
  557. 06[19:40] * Alcyone prods at the ground curiously before plopping down again SOLID GROUND YES
  558. [19:40] <Paradox> Aileen sits, looking a bit stunned.
  559. [19:40] <Alcyone> "What...just happened?"
  560. [19:40] <Alcyone> "Er, and I'm sorry I said he was common, Miss Aileen. D:"
  561. [19:41] <Paradox> "... I don't know, and I don't want to know. But I'm going to cut whoever is responsible."
  562. [19:41] <Alcyone> "Sounds like a good plan."
  563. 06[19:41] * Alcyone recalls Joy (and activates Regenerator)
  564. [19:42] <Paradox> "Well, we're not out of the woods yet," pipes up Ellis.
  565. [19:42] <Alcyone> "...We're going to have to do this twice more? I hope I can at least rest up in between ;~;"
  566. [19:42] <Paradox> (also, regenerator just seems to be an hourly cast for 1/4th of your HP. Jegus)
  567. [19:42] <Alcyone> (hourly? I'd have assumed day/half myself)
  568. [19:42] <Paradox> (non-action heal once per hour. :|||| )
  569. [19:42] <Alcyone> (but I AM NOT COMPLAINING JOY WILL CRUSH HIS ENEMIES)
  570. [19:43] <Alcyone> (wait, you don't even have to return it?)
  571. [19:43] <Alcyone> (wut)
  572. [19:43] <Paradox> (I'm going to houserule it only activates when you return it.)
  573. [19:43] <Paradox> (because that's silly)
  574. [19:43] <Alcyone> (that's fine with me)
  575. [19:43] <Alcyone> (agreed)
  576. [19:43] <Alcyone> "Speaking of, are you okay, Aileen?"
  577. [19:43] <Alcyone> "He was sort of focusing on you."
  578. [19:43] <Paradox> "What, yeah, fine. Fucking messed up my arm again punching that thing, I think."
  579. [19:44] <Paradox> She takes out her repair kit and tinkers with her arm a bit more.
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  581. [19:44] <Garlyle> (Are we in dreamworld shenanigans as the topic would indicate or are we safely clear?)
  582. [19:45] <Paradox> (dream wooorld)
  583. [19:45] <Alcyone> (we are in shenanigans)
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  585. [19:45] <Alcyone> (speaking of HAY DOX EXP Joy is about to hit 20)
  586. [19:45] <Paradox> Ellis looks at the two remaining doors. "Well, two doors left. Which one do we go for?"
  587. [19:45] <Paradox> (exp is ... 2k)
  588. [19:45] <Alcyone> (awesome. Joy hits 20)
  589. [19:46] <Paradox> (okay hold on..._
  590. [19:46] <Alcyone> (k)
  591. [19:47] <Paradox> 5#1d20+8
  592. [19:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5#1d20+8: 11 [1d20=3], 15 [1d20=7], 17 [1d20=9], 19 [1d20=11], 28 [1d20=20]
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  594. [19:49] <Paradox> Joy gets ELEMENTAL UNLOCK, a TM MOVE, and a PHYSICAL MOVE!
  595. [19:49] <Alcyone> (what does Elemental Unlock do)
  596. [19:49] <Alcyone> (and what can I pick for the phys move)
  597. [19:49] <Paradox> (You can learn any moves of that type)
  598. [19:49] <Alcyone> (O: which element)
  599. [19:50] <Paradox> (for the phys move you can pick ... Tms 26, 27, 31, 40, 65, 74, 80, 81 or 84)
  600. [19:50] <Paradox> (but she has to be able to learn them of course)
  601. [19:50] <Paradox> (You can pick which element)
  602. [19:50] <Paradox> (You can pick the TM too)
  603. [19:51] <Alcyone> (Let's go with picking hmm. I guess Fighting would make the most sense for his unlock)
  604. [19:51] <Alcyone> (because he is fight)
  605. [19:52] <Paradox> (okay)
  606. [19:52] <Paradox> (also the phys move list is: Earthquake, Return, Brick Break, Aerial Ace, Shadow Claw, Gyro Ball, Rock Slide, Poison Jab)
  607. [19:52] <Alcyone> (...Audino can learn Return out of all of those. I HOPE HE LIKES ME)
  608. [19:52] <Paradox> (OR Brick Break)
  609. [19:52] <Paradox> (since you just unlocked fighting)
  610. [19:52] <Alcyone> (fuck yeah brick break then)
  611. [19:52] <Alcyone> (we'll do that and Work Up)
  612. [19:53] <Paradox> (Cool.)
  613. [19:53] <Alcyone> (if that's okay)
  614. [19:53] <Paradox> Ellis looks at Joyeuse for a moment as he struts around in his post-battle glory.
  615. [19:53] <Paradox> "He's a feisty one, isn't he?"
  616. [19:54] <Paradox> "Odd, for an Audino. But I think it'll suit him..."
  617. [19:54] <Alcyone> "When I met him, he challenged me to a battle even though he didn't actually know any attacking moves."
  618. [19:54] <Alcyone> "I like him. :3"
  619. [19:54] <Paradox> Ellis laughs. "That'd have been a sight to see. But I think that's not so much the case now."
  620. [19:55] <Paradox> "Anyway, what door shall we go through next?"
  621. [19:55] <Alcyone> "Nope. He's probably a better fighter than I am now."
  622. [19:55] <Paradox> The fancy door and the poor door remain. :O
  623. [19:55] <Alcyone> "Well, I picked last, who wants to give it a try this time?"
  624. 06[19:55] * Alcyone hands Joy another Sitrus Berry while we're at it :3c
  625. [19:55] <Paradox> "Hmph. That last door was too personal, I don't want anything to do with those damn things."
  626. [19:55] <Paradox> That's Aileen.
  627. [19:56] <Alcyone> "Er, I'm sorry about that. ;~;"
  628. [19:56] <Paradox> "Uh .. I guess ... this one?"
  629. [19:56] <Paradox> Ellis walks to the fancy door, and touches the handle.
  630. [19:56] <Paradox> (aaaand we'll leave off here because if I'm gonna be ready for real gaem I need to go have dinner)
  631. [19:57] <Alcyone> (ok)
  632. [19:57] <Alcyone> (that's fine :3)
  633. 01[19:58] <Plutonis> (Dooox, tell mme your Mirc problems)
  634. 03[20:12] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  635. 03[20:12] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  636. 03[20:19] * DamienLunas is now known as Damien|Away
  637. 02[20:22] * Alcyone (Dell@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
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  639. 03[20:27] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  640. 03[20:27] * Jessie is now known as Meowth
  641. 03[20:27] * Meowth is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  642. 03[20:39] * Plutonis is now known as DKFPlutonis
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  646. 03[21:10] * The_Falcon is now known as Falbusy
  647. 03[21:13] * Mons is now known as Maxwell
  648. 03[21:14] * TF2Kit is now known as Hau
  649. 14[21:14] * Hau (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has left #PoketrianOdyssey
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  651. 03[21:19] * zoofman is now known as Bokor
  652. [21:19] <Paradox> (well, Falcon and Plutonis are busy and anisu is going to sleep, but luckily it's the sort of day where that doesn't matter)
  653. [21:19] <Paradox> (get in character peeps!)
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  655. 02[21:20] * Anise (Dell@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
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  658. [21:21] <Paradox> Alright, well, I'll start with Bokor then!
  659. 02[21:22] * Anise (Dell@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
  660. [21:23] <Paradox> You and Floyd find Brick, Ser Alladrian, and Marugost in the large chamber where the woman first sent you into the dreamworld. Brick tells you about how he killed a Musharna just a few minutes ago
  661. [21:23] <Paradox> It must have been what created the dreamsmoke.
  662. [21:23] <Paradox> You and other clan members who'd also found themselves suddenly somewhere in the cave help round up everyone, the hostages, and lead a procession back to town.
  663. 14[21:24] * Aeros (nekodes@i.dunno.lol) has left #PoketrianOdyssey
  664. 03[21:26] * Falbusy is now known as Brick
  665. [21:26] <Bokor> "you...did what to a musharna?"
  666. [21:26] <Paradox> Ser Abelar officially declares the Firefoot Tribe a public enemy, and public sentiment against Wildlings in general is not too great right now.
  667. [21:28] <Brick> "Hey, I asked it to stop first, I even let it get the first attack...sort of"
  668. [21:28] <Bokor> "No I mean like, you woke up and it was just THERE? Where the hell did you wake up at?"
  669. [21:29] <Bokor> "was it just floatin' around here or something? Dunno why we ended up in the hostage room, seems like someone shoulda dragged us there."
  670. [21:29] <Brick> "Oh, well, as far as I know it was in the same room we were in before with the ugly lady. I saw it in the shadows and dealt with it" *shurg*
  671. [21:29] <Brick> *shrug*
  672. [21:31] <Bokor> "Bah, fuck it." he shrugs as well. "Sure that won't be the last we see of her."
  673. 03[21:31] * DKFPlutonis is now known as Dr_Floyd
  674. [21:32] <Brick> "Good" Brick says, punching his open palm
  675. [21:32] <Bokor> "Either way...I got a feelin' I'm gonna be a little less popular around town for a few days. Well, not that I was before, but still."
  676. 06[21:33] * Brick throws an arm around Bokor's shoulders
  677. [21:33] <Brick> "Don't worry about it. Everybody knows you are a good guy"
  678. 01[21:33] <Dr_Floyd> (gaah, am i too late?)
  679. [21:34] <Paradox> (no, you're not)
  680. [21:34] <Paradox> (you're there, feel free to hop in IC)
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  682. 01[21:34] <Dr_Floyd> "Zere are question ve still need to ansver first."
  683. 06[21:35] * Bokor pokerface
  684. [21:35] <Bokor> "You've never taken a good look at the team murals in the guild hall, have you?"
  685. [21:35] <Brick> "We have murals?"
  686. 06[21:35] * Dr_Floyd finally breaks his silence until now. "For example, vat is ze relation of zat voman vith the firefoot."
  687. [21:36] <Bokor> "If anything I'm known as the undertaker."
  688. 06[21:36] * Brick casts a sidelong glance at the doc, still hanging on to Bokror
  689. [21:36] <Bokor> "Well...we did, the painter of them went missing a few years ago. No one's taken the charge again yet I think"
  690. [21:37] <Brick> "Woah really? That's a great name. Maybe I can get one, like Annihilator or something"
  691. [21:37] <Brick> "Or Meteor"
  692. 06[21:38] * Bokor starts to say something, catches himself, and reconsiders "Give it a few years, maybe you'll be [sic: un]lucky"
  693. 06[21:38] * Brick continues to mutter about interesting names
  694. 01[21:38] <Dr_Floyd> "Meteor Mash? Zat vould be a good one."
  695. [21:39] <Bokor> "Far as that lady is concerned"
  696. [21:39] <Bokor> "I'm more interested in A) who the hell is this god she's blabbering about, I sure as hell don't have a clue what she's hinting to" [Well, based off what I know from Prophet, at least]
  697. [21:39] <Bokor> "and B), what the hell is she capable of"
  698. 01[21:40] <Dr_Floyd> "For B) i guess zat breaking ze floor and almost killing us serves as an ansver. Ha ha ha!"
  699. [21:40] <Brick> "Well, we know she can get punched!"
  700. 06[21:40] * Brick guffaws
  701. [21:41] <Bokor> "Reuben said she could shapeshift into Charizards and shit"
  702. [21:41] <Bokor> "I dunno if that was some mass hallucination the Musharna caused, but I think it's odd she knocked us out and just left us there"
  703. [21:41] <Brick> "Shapeshift?..."
  704. [21:41] <Paradox> "Yep, she sure could."
  705. 06[21:41] * Brick thinks really really hard
  706. [21:41] <Paradox> Reuben is still with you. :c
  707. [21:41] <Brick> ...and comes up with nothing
  708. [21:42] <Paradox> Ser Alledrian is also there! "Yes, she was ... she's definitely no human. She is some sorcerous beast!"
  709. [21:42] <Bokor> "it means she could turn into one, Brick"
  710. [21:42] <Brick> (brick knows that, I was trying to make another connection though
  711. 01[21:42] <Dr_Floyd> "So either she is an intelligent Ditto or she knows magic."
  712. [21:43] <Brick> (about her being the mushy...maybe )
  713. [21:43] <Brick> "Whatever..." *shrug*
  714. [21:43] <Paradox> > Floyd
  715. 01[21:43] <Dr_Floyd> "I go vith ze former."
  716. [21:43] <Paradox> > Magic
  717. 01[21:43] <Dr_Floyd> "Und i am being sarcastic."
  718. [21:43] <Brick> "Ohh yea!"
  719. 06[21:44] * Brick digs in his clothing for the sweet loot rock
  720. [21:44] <Brick> "The mushy...dropped this"
  721. 06[21:44] * Dr_Floyd looks at the rock. "Hmm... Curious."
  722. [21:44] <Brick> (what was the name again dox? I forgot :C)
  723. [21:45] <Paradox> (Cleansing Stone! It's the same thign you got from the Ludicolo)
  724. [21:45] <Brick> (forgot to add it to inventory)
  725. [21:45] <Brick> (that)
  726. [21:45] <Paradox> (Lets you change back a corrupted pokemon.)
  727. [21:45] <Bokor> "I got no comments on the claims of magic, I've never met anything close to what your people would consider a mystic."
  728. [21:45] <Brick> (ah)
  729. [21:45] <Bokor> "let me rephrase that, I've never met one of YOUR people's mystics"
  730. 01[21:46] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze same one ve got before! Interesting!"
  731. [21:46] <Brick> "Yea, thought boss lady might like it"
  732. 01[21:46] <Dr_Floyd> "Und ze scientific method surpassed vat you call magic, Herr Bock-or. At least on ze Empire. In fact, i 'ave somezink i might vant to show you."
  733. [21:49] <Brick> "So, what now?"
  734. [21:50] <Paradox> "Now, we get ourselves back to town and hope this thing doesn't blow up in everyone's face..."
  735. [21:50] <Paradox> says Ser Alladrian
  736. [21:50] <Brick> "OKAY THEN!"
  737. 01[21:50] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh it vill."
  738. [21:51] <Paradox> CHAPTER 1
  739. [21:51] <Paradox> End
  740. [21:51] <Bokor> "Is it one of those new fangled mechanically extending leash things, I think I might need one"
  741. 06[21:51] * Brick sets to run towards town but decides to chill out for once and walk with the rest
  742. [21:52] <Brick> >Insert disc 2
  743. [21:52] <Paradox> Congratulations, you've finished CHAPTER 1! +1 Trainer Level
  744. [21:52] <Brick> YAY!
  745. 01[21:52] <Dr_Floyd> (Another? Whooo!)
  746. 01[21:52] <Dr_Floyd> (Ah, that explains Wyl's.)
  747. [21:53] <Bokor> (Wyl's was background related I think)
  748. [21:53] <Brick> (padding+ here I come *drool*)
  749. [21:53] <Wyl> (Yes it was. So... that means Wyl gains another, or?)
  750. [21:53] <Paradox> The next month is hectic. Ser Abelar officially requisitions for reinforcements, and apparently the Imperial Conquest must be dying down because he got more than he got bargained for; word is, they're sending 'Goldcloud', one of the Empire's famed flying cities.
  751. [21:53] <Paradox> (Wyl gets another yes)
  752. [21:54] <Paradox> They're not REALLY flying cities of course, just giant giant airships with a large civilian populace that helps maintain it, along with the military command.
  753. [21:57] <Paradox> Anyway, the Light Company continues doing missions over the next month, as usual. You manage to go to Mankey Island and explore the mines without incident, and do some required scouting around the Marsh.
  754. [21:58] <Paradox> Floyd's re-animation machine finally clones a baby Shieldon, although the reanimation process must have warped it somehow, because it looks rather grassy.
  755. 03[21:58] * Damien|Away is now known as DamienLunas
  756. [21:59] <Brick> (monkey island yay)
  757. 01[22:00] <Dr_Floyd> (home of the second biggest monkey head statue)
  758. [22:00] <Brick> (Brick get's brownie points)
  759. [22:01] <Bokor> (the real question is, did we do a musical gig with their king wanted to walk like us, talk like us?)
  760. [22:03] <Paradox> Besides those two missions, the month is otherwise uneventful to the Light Company. During your adventures, you get...
  761. [22:04] <Paradox> 10k Experience! A King's Rock! An Aerial Ace TM! A Protein! A Heart Scale! And a Quick Claw!
  762. [22:04] <Paradox> (wow, rolled lots of held items there)
  763. [22:05] <Brick> (ANOTHER KINGS ROCK YES!)
  764. [22:05] <Paradox> You also get 12k gold.
  765. [22:05] <Wyl> (Is that each, or is everything except the EXP split?)
  766. 01[22:05] <Dr_Floyd> (Meh, i don't know if anyonw on my team knows aerial ace)
  767. [22:05] <Brick> (now all I need is one more quick claw and a few gavours from the party and I can get dual fists of kingly fury)
  768. [22:06] <Paradox> (no, not each. The XP is not split, you each get 10k to spread)
  769. [22:06] <Brick> (lebro already knows it)
  770. 01[22:06] <Dr_Floyd> (Also, dox, what's the stats on my Shieldon?)
  771. [22:07] <Brick> (dox, ponyta stayed or not?)
  772. [22:07] <Paradox> Level 1, Male, Sturdy, knows Vine Whip
  773. [22:07] <Paradox> nature...
  774. [22:07] <Paradox> Stoic
  775. [22:07] <Paradox> Ponyta stayed, yes
  776. 03[22:09] * Paradox is now known as Ilya
  777. [22:09] <Brick> (yay)
  778. [22:09] <Brick> (yay)
  779. 01[22:09] <Dr_Floyd> (level 1? yikes, guess i'm spending the xp on him)
  780. [22:09] <Bokor> (did lebowski ever evolve? he's about to be a lvl 26 Venipede, lol)
  781. [22:10] <Ilya> ((GRRR I keep looking at mIRC out of habit, staring at it in confusion for like 3 seconds, then asldhyasjing and finding mibbit again)
  782. [22:12] <Ilya> Lebowski evolves during the course of your adventures into a steely whirlipede!
  783. [22:12] <Ilya> Anyone else who hits evolution levels evolves as well.
  784. 01[22:13] <Dr_Floyd> (I'm giving all the 10k xp to my shieldon! What's his moveset?)
  785. [22:13] <Wyl> (Happiny has yet to find the magic stone that will allow it to evolve and continue to gather all the HP and/or new moves)
  786. 01[22:14] <Dr_Floyd> (One day i'll find it for you Wyl!)
  787. [22:14] <Ilya> ((oh, shoot, yeah ...)
  788. [22:15] <Ilya> Nurse does in fact find an oval stone during this time as well! I wish I could make her evolution a grander event, but I wouldn't want to screw you out of a moveset
  789. [22:16] <Wyl> Nurse totally evolved while helping Wyl treat some critically injured person/mon, of course.
  790. [22:17] <Ilya> (okay, sorry, there's crossover shenanigans happening today, hence my being distracted :c )
  791. [22:18] <Ilya> You have a whole MONTH before Chapter 2 officially begins! Feel free to PM me with anything you'd like to do, or investigate, or ect.
  792. [22:18] <Wyl> (It's alright)
  793. [22:18] <Ilya> NPCs to talk to, ect. Also! The Alchemist's Guild is available now! You may pay 1k to alchemize items :O
  794. 01[22:19] <Dr_Floyd> (:I i'll think of something then)
  795. [22:20] <Brick> YESSSSS
  796. [22:20] <Wyl> (Will anyone take issue with me taking the Heart Scale to have Nurse learn Softboiled?)
  797. [22:20] <Brick> also brick totally hits up the armory
  798. [22:21] <Ilya> Floyd, go ahead and roll 30d20 and hope DM doesn't explode
  799. 01[22:21] <Dr_Floyd> (What's that roll?)
  800. [22:21] <Ilya> (for your MAD SCIENCE)
  801. 01[22:21] <Dr_Floyd> Also, i'm reviving the Old Amber in the meantime!
  802. 01[22:21] <Dr_Floyd> 30d20
  803. [22:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 30d20: 335 [30d20=19,15,4,13,19,17,10,7,11,2,17,10,10,8,11,15,19,17,4,12,1,7,5,5,13,5,15,18,13,13]
  804. [22:22] <Brick> (no issue here man)
  805. [22:22] <Bokor> (nope)
  806. 01[22:23] <Dr_Floyd> (how is that possible i got all numbers except for 20?)
  807. [22:24] <Bokor> (whole month eh...hm)
  808. [22:24] <Ilya> (Chances weren't THAT great to get one. 1.5/20? Still, that sucks)
  809. [22:24] <Wyl> (Floyd, no objection to me taking the Heart Scale? I think that's the only thing I really need)
  810. 01[22:25] <Dr_Floyd> (Go hog wild man)
  811. [22:25] <Bokor> (I know everyone is gonna ask this, so can you just tell us what a month worth of Saturday specials are in the market are like? xD)
  812. 01[22:25] <Dr_Floyd> (Take it :V)
  813. [22:26] <Wyl> (yay)
  814. [22:27] <Wyl> Also I have no idea what Alchemy does or how it works or the anything D:
  815. 01[22:28] <Dr_Floyd> (mix items)
  816. 01[22:28] <Dr_Floyd> Alcyone used it to pimp her broom
  817. [22:28] <Bokor> (wanna RP Wyl and Bokor failing miserably with random shit we have?)
  818. [22:29] <Ilya> (Alchemy lets you mix any 3 items (except PLOT items durr) to make a better improved version of the base item)
  819. [22:29] <Bokor> (I know we got that rocky carapace, and the spring time antlers.)
  820. [22:29] <Ilya> (ie; alcyone made her RAZOR LEAF BROOM with Broom + Razor Claw + Leaf Stone )
  821. [22:30] <Wyl> (Failing miserably at what? ...Oh god wait, Bokor got the ability to have his Pokemon start yapping, didn't he?)
  822. 06[22:30] * Bokor was found a lot around town doing...oddly normal things. Walking his houndour while rolling his whirlpede, stopping Vodun from harassing his neighbors, and the four of them drinking, a lot, at Mac's place.
  823. 01[22:31] <Dr_Floyd> (hmmm, can i alchemize my new glaive+the old one+a silk scarf?)
  824. [22:31] <Brick> (alch: Base - Gauntlets, Sec- BFS SWORD, Thir - My Kings rock) (WHAT DO I GET!)
  825. [22:31] <Ilya> (You could, Floyd)
  826. 06[22:32] * Bokor was also found meditating on occasion around town. Spent a lot of time in the guild hall library as well, people wern't really sure what he was doing. Also, SOMEONE was leaving flowers at a lot of graves at the graveyard, especially that one unmarked one near the back...
  827. [22:32] <Ilya> (Are you doing that then, Brick? Costs just 1k!)
  828. [22:32] <Brick> indeed
  829. [22:32] <Brick> I is teh rich now
  830. 01[22:33] <Dr_Floyd> (doing it then!)
  831. [22:33] <Brick> (goodbyw, sweet King's rock)
  832. [22:34] <Ilya> BRICK gets a Sword of the Fire King! 5d10 fire damage, 19-20 Flinch Chance!
  833. 06[22:34] * Bokor also cotinued carving CREEPY VOODOO IDOLS WHY DOES HE MAKE THOSE OH GOD
  834. 01[22:34] <Dr_Floyd> (SPEAR-CHUCKS)
  835. [22:35] <Brick> (YESSSSS0
  836. [22:35] <Bokor> (I got a lot of random shit, dunno what I could mix together...)
  837. [22:35] <Ilya> Floyd gets a Dapper Glaive-Cane!
  838. [22:36] <Brick> AC 4 like before yes?
  839. 01[22:36] <Dr_Floyd> (...no spearchuck :<)
  840. [22:36] <Brick> (well 6 but 4 for me)
  841. [22:36] <Ilya> 6d8 Normal Type damage!
  842. [22:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Ilya, Normal Type damage!: 25 [6d8=4,4,2,7,7,1]
  843. [22:36] <Ilya> (AC 4, AC2 for you)
  844. [22:37] <Brick> (yessssssssssssssssss)
  845. [22:37] <Ilya> (AC2 flatly for Floyd's new cane)
  846. 01[22:37] <Dr_Floyd> (AC 2? Awesome)
  847. 06[22:37] * Wyl examines his inventory to discover he has very few materials D:
  848. 06[22:38] * Bokor walks to the Alchemy lab, curious, pulls out his random goods. a PARTICULARLY CREEPY VOODOO TRINKET, a rocky carapace, and 2 springtime antlers...
  849. [22:38] <Brick> (inb4 brick blows all his cash alchemizing everything he sees)
  850. [22:38] <Bokor> "What the fuck can I do with this shit," he inspects his armor and weapons as well and ponders...
  851. 01[22:38] <Dr_Floyd> (Speaking of items, i got offense pills)
  852. 01[22:38] <Dr_Floyd> (Which one of you want sweet boosts to atk/satk?)
  853. [22:39] <Bokor> (you can make them?)
  854. [22:40] <Wyl> (Okay I'm asking for the crazy. Medigun + Everstone + ...D-Delicious honey!?)
  855. [22:40] <Bokor> >>honey
  856. [22:40] <Ilya> Bokor makes...
  857. 01[22:40] <Dr_Floyd> (Yup, thanks to my Blaziken)
  858. [22:40] <Bokor> (oh jesus those things are jacked)
  859. [22:40] <Wyl> (It's either that or the ornate bracelet Wyl took from the crypt--actually, yeah, use that instead)
  860. [22:41] <Ilya> Petrified Wood Springtime Tiki-Mask!
  861. [22:41] <Bokor> (I kinda was thinking a mask of sorts, lol)
  862. 01[22:42] <Dr_Floyd> (Tiki-mask? Sweet)
  863. [22:42] <Ilya> (so wait, what are you doing then Wyl?)
  864. [22:42] <Wyl> (...So Medigun + Everstone + Relic Bracelet ; and thanks to inspiration from mainchannel, Bow + Honey + King's Steely Crest to hopefully make a BEES LAUNCHER or something)
  865. [22:43] <Ilya> (Oh Jegus)
  866. [22:43] <Bokor> (does the mask do anything or is it cosmetic?)
  867. 06[22:43] * Bokor admires the mask, "hehe, this brings back memories"
  868. [22:43] <Ilya> (It does something, I just don't know what yet >__>)
  869. [22:44] <Ilya> The Relic Bracelet doesn't seem to alchemize well! Maybe it can only be used as a base.
  870. [22:46] <Wyl> (Aww, but that does seem reasonable)
  871. 06[22:48] * Bokor also carves up a bunch of odd looking trinkets...just in case, ya know.
  872. [22:48] <Ilya> 5#1d20
  873. [22:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Ilya, 5#1d20: 16 [1d20=16], 17 [1d20=17], 3 [1d20=3], 8 [1d20=8], 12 [1d20=12]
  874. [22:48] <Ilya> Bokor makes an UNSETTLING VOODOO DOLL.
  875. [22:48] <Bokor> (those are actually ward tags, just fluffin em as little statue things, oh okay lol)
  876. [22:49] <Ilya> (oh lol okay. Well, you make one of those in addition to your ward tags :P )
  877. 06[22:51] * Wyl opts instead for Medigun + Bow + Everstone, because Wyl doesn't need two large ranged pieces of equipment WHEN ONE WILL SUFFICE
  878. [22:53] <Ilya> This creates the crossmedigun!
  879. [22:53] <Brick> (heals you forever)
  880. [22:53] <Brick> (kills you forever)
  881. [22:53] <Ilya> This has the effect of both making the medigun smaller, and mounting a crossbow on it!
  882. [22:53] <Brick> (pick one)
  883. 01[22:53] <Dr_Floyd> (Going with the medieval pack, Wyl?)
  884. [22:53] <Ilya> 5d8 Normal Type damage. Can cast REFRESH daily.
  885. [22:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Ilya, Normal Type damage. Can cast REFRESH daily.: 24 [5d8=5,1,5,8,5]
  886. 01[22:54] <Dr_Floyd> (Next time you are getting the friggin kritzkrieg)
  887. [22:54] <Bokor> 3d20
  888. [22:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 3d20: 40 [3d20=8,19,13]
  889. [22:55] <Brick> (anybody want that Kings rock?)
  890. [22:55] <Brick> (thinking of eating it as Armour)
  891. [22:55] <Wyl> (AC still 6? And I'm assuming Refresh can be used on others instead of the self via this?)
  892. 01[22:55] <Dr_Floyd> (Nope, but i'm calling dibs on the quick claw)
  893. 01[22:56] <Dr_Floyd> (Emet and Ceratops are sloooow, going to need it)
  894. [22:57] <Ilya> (AC 4, and yes refresh can be used on others)
  895. [22:57] <Brick> (make people flinch by hitting me if I'm lucky)
  896. [22:58] <Brick> (I hope Alcyone does not want it....)
  897. [22:59] <Brick> (wait, I can't do that to my breastplate, I'm showing it off)
  898. [22:59] <Brick> (all good then)
  899. [23:01] <Ilya> (Feel free to initiate PM shenanigans btw, or do something in here if you want! This is your day to go chat with any NPCs you want, or explore, or ... anything like that)
  900. [23:02] <Bokor> (sooo many options)
  901. 01[23:03] <Dr_Floyd> First things first!
  902. 01[23:03] <Dr_Floyd> Putting the OLD AMBER on REVIVAL MACHINE at home
  903. [23:04] <Bokor> "So what the hell was that thing you wanted to show Bokor anyway, that thing?" says a voice
  904. [23:05] <Ilya> The Old Amber also produces an egg!
  905. [23:05] <Ilya> Roll 1d100.
  906. [23:05] <Bokor> 6 something taps Floyd on the shoulder
  907. 01[23:05] <Dr_Floyd> "V-vat?"
  908. 01[23:05] <Dr_Floyd> (+20 from reanimator?)
  909. 06[23:06] * Bokor Vodun is kind of...floating near a wall. He seems oddly self aware.
  910. [23:06] <Bokor> "hi"
  911. [23:06] <Ilya> (no, just 1d100)
  912. 01[23:06] <Dr_Floyd> 1d100
  913. [23:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d100: 80 [1d100=80]
  914. 01[23:07] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, sehr interesting! It seems Vodun achieved 'uman speech!"
  915. 06[23:07] * Bokor He turns invisible with a laugh and flies off, trickery done for now. That and Bokor doesn't know why the hell Vodun wanted him to stand right next to Floyd's house at this really odd angle..."
  916. [23:07] <Ilya> Normal Aerodactyl this time!
  917. [23:07] <Ilya> Rock/Flying
  918. [23:07] <Ilya> babby aerodactyl. :3
  919. [23:07] <Ilya> He's teeny ;o;
  920. [23:07] <Brick> awwww
  921. 01[23:07] <Dr_Floyd> (:3)
  922. 06[23:09] * Brick goes to see miss Flora about upgrading Kuro's gauntlet (GURDURR TIME BABY)
  923. 01[23:09] <Dr_Floyd> (level 1?)
  924. [23:10] <Ilya> (Level 5)
  925. [23:10] <Ilya> Flora upgrades the gauntlet to Kuro's new size without much problem!
  926. [23:10] <Brick> (Trombe is now officially part of the party. Now only if he was Fire/Dark)
  927. 01[23:12] <Dr_Floyd> (Man, except for Penthesilea my team is all mineral-themed)
  928. [23:12] <Brick> (wut kind of name is Penthesilea)
  929. [23:13] <Brick> (O_o)
  930. 01[23:13] <Dr_Floyd> (Shorty: Crystal, Emet: Mud, Ceratops: Steel, Quetzacoatl: Stone)
  931. 06[23:13] * Wyl can, throughout the month, be seen quite busy - even on off days he's often found in town treating people or their Pokemon. On the occasional day off it is literally impossible to find him. He's had a bit of a spring to his step and a smile on his face since the events of the dreamworld, though he hasn't expanded upon the cause of this.
  932. 06[23:14] * Brick also pays for some armour for Trombe
  933. 06[23:15] * Brick spares no expense (up to the 11 grand he owns)
  934. [23:15] <Wyl> (...Seeing as how we got a bunch of money, what has shown up in the market? 8O)
  935. [23:16] <Ilya> Brick gets some armor for Trombe too, then! Same deal as Kuro's, 8k
  936. [23:16] <Brick> excellent
  937. [23:16] <Ilya> Okay, let me compile a Saturday-Market list for you guys...
  938. [23:16] <Ilya> in fact, no, fuck it, name an item ANY ITEM and I'll name the price
  939. [23:16] <Brick> armouring eggs and bugs seem silly, so I shall refrain
  940. [23:17] <Wyl> (Oh god that requires me to look shit up ahhhhh)
  941. [23:18] <Brick> (damn, Trombe is tricked out right now)
  942. 06[23:18] * Dr_Floyd spends most of the the month off on his laboratory, unable to have any incredible idea comparable to the fossil reviver. Oh well, at least the machine's efficiency was comproved after the two fossils he found were succesfully revived. The success of his exploits however don't manage to brighten his mood, which is quite gloomy since they returned from the caves, perhaps because of the fake dream on his fake house...
  943. 01[23:18] <Dr_Floyd> (SHINY STONE)
  944. 01[23:19] <Dr_Floyd> (any price)
  945. [23:19] <Ilya> (3500 for any evolution stone)
  946. 01[23:20] <Dr_Floyd> (Buying it. Also, making 5 calciums and 5 proteins)
  947. [23:22] <Ilya> (okay)
  948. [23:22] <Brick> ....Dynamic punch TM
  949. [23:23] <Ilya> 4k
  950. [23:23] <Brick> (fuuuuuuuu)
  951. [23:23] <Bokor> Sludge Bomb TM, Energy Ball TM
  952. 01[23:24] <Dr_Floyd> (If you guys want i can give some of those to you)
  953. 06[23:24] * Brick goes to see his good friend Dr_Floyd for a loa- nah, fuck it
  954. 01[23:24] <Dr_Floyd> (Calciums and proteins)
  955. 01[23:24] <Dr_Floyd> (And i have 12 bucks to loan, ;_;)
  956. [23:24] <Bokor> (first off Vodun needs a god damn attack that's not physical xD)
  957. [23:24] <Ilya> (Sludge Bomb - 3.5k. Energy Ball, 4.5k)
  958. [23:25] <Ilya> (Any EoT 5d10 moves are 4.5k pretty much)
  959. 01[23:25] <Dr_Floyd> (I mean, 8500)
  960. 03[23:25] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  961. 03[23:26] * Jessie is now known as Meowth
  962. 03[23:26] * Meowth is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  963. [23:26] <Bokor> (hmmm okay, what about Toxic? also 3.5k?)
  964. 06[23:26] * Brick spends most of the month Training with his pokemon, along with the new addition Trombe the Ponyta after she decided to stay with him. He takes one day off with them every week and sometimes goes to the edge of the scalding wastes to relax in one of the pools.
  965. 01[23:26] <Dr_Floyd> (Shadow ball?)
  966. [23:26] <Bokor> (he gets it in 3 levels, not much point in buying it as well)
  967. [23:26] <Wyl> (Attract TM; Shell Bell; Psychich TM)
  968. [23:26] <Bokor> (but guessing it'd just be 4.5k)
  969. 01[23:27] <Dr_Floyd> (Ah, 4.5)
  970. 01[23:27] <Dr_Floyd> (Oh well, buying a shadow ball too!)
  971. [23:27] <Ilya> (Toxic is 5k)
  972. 01[23:27] <Dr_Floyd> (That leaves me... with only 4k ;_;)
  973. [23:28] <Ilya> (Attract is 2k, Shell-Bell is 7k, Psychic TM is 3.5k)
  974. 06[23:29] * Bokor Bokor buys all 3 TM's, 14k for a good cause, Vodun learns many magics
  975. [23:30] <Wyl> (...And out of crazy curiosity, Giga Impact TM)
  976. 06[23:30] * Dr_Floyd creates items through mad science at home and buys a Shiny Stone+a Shadow Ball injection for Shorty!
  977. [23:30] <Bokor> (well...actually scratch that, I won't buy the toxic, the other two yes)
  978. 06[23:30] * Wyl expects it to cost hahano P
  979. [23:30] <Bokor> (so 9k)
  980. [23:32] <Ilya> (giga impact costs an arm and a leg)
  981. [23:32] <Ilya> (literally B[ )
  982. 06[23:32] * Brick readies his saw for teh greater good
  983. [23:32] <Wyl> (...Hey Flooooooyd~ 8D)
  984. [23:33] <Wyl> (okay, just the oriiginal there then. 13,500P for various goodies 8D)
  985. 01[23:33] <Dr_Floyd> (>:V)
  986. [23:33] <Bokor> (your stuff buffs attack and spa right?)
  987. [23:34] <Brick> any xp from training doxy? :3?
  988. [23:34] <Brick> (doubt it)
  989. [23:35] <Ilya> (noep, no xp from trainan. I gave you 10k!)
  990. [23:36] <Brick> (indeed you did )
  991. [23:36] <Brick> (Trombe soaked most of that up)
  992. [23:36] <Brick> (greedy bastard)
  993. 06[23:36] * Bokor by the end of the month, Bokor can be found at Mac's bar, sitting at a table in the corner with Vodun floating by his side. Kasim is asleep under the table, Lebowski is at home snoozing cause he's a lazy turd. His eyes seem whited out, and he seems to be half meditating, half drinking. Vodun appears to also be in a stupur, and is also...drinking from a metal stein.
  994. [23:38] <Ilya> (actually, since you all have BABBIES)
  995. 06[23:39] * Wyl slides over to Bokor's table on that night, with a glass of whiskey in hand. "Evening."
  996. [23:39] <Ilya> (I'll give you a +5k boost that goes to your lowest leveled guy :3 )
  997. 06[23:39] * Bokor all 3 of them look over, suddenly aware.
  998. 01[23:39] <Dr_Floyd> (Yay!)
  999. [23:39] <Bokor> "Oh, hi Silly Willy," says Vodun.
  1000. [23:40] <Bokor> "He smells funny," whines Kasim :(
  1001. [23:41] <Bokor> "Both you shut it," snaps Bokor, "Hey Wyl, what you been up to?" he acts like this is perfectly normal behavior for pokemon
  1002. 06[23:41] * Wyl smells like NATURE thank you very much
  1003. [23:41] <Bokor> (queue oldspice guy)
  1004. [23:41] <Bokor> "Hey! Mac, another round!" shouts Vodun.
  1005. [23:41] <Brick> (Do i qualify for that 5k government grant doxy?)
  1006. [23:41] <Bokor> "On old bastard's tab!"
  1007. 06[23:42] * Wyl seems amused. "I've... been busy. And you've... been spending the day with booze, it looks like?"
  1008. [23:43] <Bokor> "Today, yes, been kinda busy lately. Lot of thinking, and studying. Bit of traveling. Done a lot of research this month on old gods of the tribes."
  1009. [23:43] <Wyl> (Oh god I have a supernatu)
  1010. [23:44] <Bokor> "figure if that girl shows up again, wouldn't hurt to know what the hell she's talking about."
  1011. 06[23:45] * Wyl rubs the back of his head. "She was talking about something? I haven't gotten much of an answer out of anyone as to what the heck went on there really."
  1012. [23:47] <Bokor> "So Wyl, ya big ladies man, how you been holdin' up ever since the trip to mankey island?" interjects Vodun...who somehow has two steins now.
  1013. [23:47] <Bokor> "You really gonna bring that up?" questions Bokor
  1014. [23:47] <Ilya> ( > ladies man. laughingIvyhollow.png)
  1015. [23:48] <Bokor> (I know)
  1016. [23:48] <Bokor> ( :P )
  1017. 06[23:48] * Wyl nearly chokes on his drink when Bokor calls him a 'ladies man'.
  1018. [23:48] <Ilya> (that was Vodun btw, not Bokor :3c )
  1019. [23:49] <Brick> (silly talking pokemon)
  1020. [23:49] <Bokor> "I've been banking on this for weeks, old man, ever since you suddenly REMEMBERED that magical juju of yours"
  1021. 01[23:49] <Dr_Floyd> (Man, now that his pokes are full aware Bokor is going full troll :<)
  1022. [23:49] <Wyl> "Well, I'm here and in one piece, so I'd say I'm doing pretty good. And you're... alive? So...?" he looks between the two. "...Uh, is something..."
  1023. [23:50] <Bokor> "Oh, you know, back on the island alll the ladies were hollerin' about you," says Vodun followed by a guffaw
  1024. [23:50] <Ilya> Mac sets down a beer in front of both Wyl and Bob, and sits down to watch the show.
  1025. [23:51] <Bokor> "Hey Mac, sorry Vodun is back to...how he used to be."
  1026. [23:51] <Wyl> "About... me?" curious eyebrow raise of suspicion. "...-Now- what are people gossiping about?"
  1027. 06[23:51] * Bokor sighs
  1028. [23:52] <Bokor> "back on the island, the mankies were the ones gossipin' about you"
  1029. [23:53] <Wyl> "...Really?" *Swig of booze* "I wasn't aware mankies gossip."
  1030. [23:53] <Bokor> "They were all like, 'ooooh girl, who did her hair?' 'where she get her nails done?'" teases Vodun
  1031. [23:53] <Bokor> "Personally I didn't think much of it, Vodun found it oddly hilarious," says Bokor
  1032. [23:55] <Bokor> "you were the talk of the forest! a goddess of sorts! you're lucky their king didn't drop out of no where and propose," claimed Vodun
  1033. [23:56] <Bokor> "That's bullshit and you know it, the king just wanted to know how to make fires, and a trumpet," corrected Bokor.
  1034. [23:56] <Wyl> "..." Wyl takes another long swig. He looks a little irritated now, but hasn't spoken up.
  1035. [23:57] <Bokor> "aaaaw don't be a sour puss, Chilly Willy," says Vodun with a wide teethy grin :D
  1036. [23:57] <Brick> (Chilly willy)
  1037. [23:57] <Brick> (:V)
  1038. [23:58] <Bokor> "You wern't this much an ass when you were alive," says Bokor.
  1039. [23:58] <Ilya> Shell, Ellis, and Aleks walk into a bar
  1040. [23:59] <Ilya> They all say 'ouch' ;o;
  1041. [23:59] <Bokor> "Guess I didn't have a," he puffs shadowy sunglasses onto him, " a funny bone." they disapate and he rolls around the air laughing.
  1042. 06[23:59] * Brick is meanwhile hunting Ursurang
  1043. [23:59] <Wyl> "...Yeah, yeah," Wyl laughs, seeming to relax a little - not at all what Vodun probably expected. He has not noticed the arrival of another guild, being as how he is facing Bokor's corner
  1044. Session Time: Wed May 04 00:00:00 2011
  1045. 06[00:00] * Bokor waves them over, "Heyo."
  1046. [00:01] <Ilya> Aleks walks up behind Wyl, and puts his arms around his neck, resting his chin on Wyl's head idly. "Hey Bokor."
  1047. [00:01] <Bokor> "Don't mind the urchin in purple, he can't take his booze that well."
  1048. 06[00:01] * Bokor Bokor nods at the drunk haunter
  1049. 06[00:02] * Wyl leans back against Alex a little, looking upwards. "Oh, when'd you get here?"
  1050. [00:02] <Bokor> "what did he even order, Mac?"
  1051. [00:05] <Ilya> "Just now."
  1052. [00:05] <Ilya> The muses your hair.
  1053. [00:06] <Ilya> "So, how's The Light Company? We just got done scouting the northern mountains. Blegh."
  1054. 06[00:07] * Wyl chuckles and pulls Alex down next to him, calling for Mac to bring him a drink. "We're awaiting orders, and all that fun stuff. And Vodun apparently learned to talk, but try not to pay him too much heed."
  1055. [00:08] <Bokor> Vodun floats over to Bokor, puts a hand up and loudly whispers, "do I know him?"
  1056. 06[00:08] * Bokor frowns, since that wasn't subtle at all, "No, you don't, and didn't when you wern't a floating turd either."
  1057. [00:09] <Bokor> "it ain't him as much as something...they teach us shamans. I kinda lost touch with it after being out of the adventurin' business for a while. Kinda kicked in a few days ago, he hasn't shut up since"
  1058. [00:11] <Wyl> "Well, I'm sure if we need it, Floyd can concoct something to make you forget whatever it is you're doing to him. Vodun, this is Alex; Alex, this is Vodun; be nice to each other."
  1059. [00:11] <Ilya> Alex just stares at the Haunter.
  1060. [00:12] <Ilya> "Ghosts. Weird."
  1061. [00:13] <Bokor> "Which is kind of ironic," muses Bokor, "cause you're the reason I GOT fired, 6Julian" he frystares Vodun, with a large emphasis on the last word.
  1062. [00:14] <Bokor> Vodun kinda shudders at that name, "Ello Alex. I'm um...Vodun, pleasure to meet ya," he offers a hand
  1063. [00:15] <Ilya> "Oh, er, hi."
  1064. [00:15] <Ilya> Shell and Ellis walk over as well.
  1065. 06[00:16] * Bokor takes a swig. "Anyway, you hear about that floatin' ship thing comin to town?"
  1066. [00:16] <Ilya> "So, did you hear? H.M.S Goldcloud is going to be here in a couple of days."
  1067. [00:16] <Ilya> (YOU BEAT ME)
  1068. 06[00:16] * Wyl looks between the two. "...No, I haven't heard, actually!"
  1069. [00:16] <Bokor> "JYNXKNOCKONWOOD" proclaims Vodun, then pounds on the table.
  1070. 06[00:17] * Wyl retrieves his drink from the table before it is knocked over
  1071. [00:18] <Bokor> "guild master hasn't been in a good mood past few weeks. I see him stormin' around the guild hall daily, seems whoever he's been conversin' with REALLY wanted to appease him"
  1072. [00:21] <Ilya> "Well, yeah, it's been .. tense lately."
  1073. [00:22] <Ilya> "He'll get replaced if this firefoot situation isn't taken care of. But considering there hasn't been another attack, I don't know what they expect him to do to 'take care' of it."
  1074. [00:22] <Wyl> "...So wait, what's this... HMS Goldthingy, anyway? And who would they replace him with? I don't even..."
  1075. [00:22] <Bokor> "It's one of those flying city things your people have"
  1076. [00:22] <Bokor> "I don't know what the hell it is, never seen one"
  1077. [00:23] <Brick> (so this is the last session till next month then?)
  1078. [00:24] <Bokor> 6" Better hope it's not based on seniority, the next guild master that is, or grandpa here is gonna be in charge, 6" mocks Vodun
  1079. [00:24] <Bokor> 4" "that's not nice, Bokor is good master :( 4" says Kasim from under the table
  1080. [00:25] <Ilya> Aleks shakes his head, becoming a bit confused by all these PSYCHIC VOICES going on.
  1081. [00:25] <Ilya> "I'm not sure who his replacement would be. They'd probably send someone in. Shrug."
  1082. [00:25] <Ilya> Shell just SAYS shrug, he doesn't actually shrug. :B
  1083. [00:26] <Wyl> Wyl finishes another drink. "Hey, I've never seen a flying guild master either," Wyl shakes his head. "...Flying city. I mean."
  1084. [00:27] <Bokor> (lol I think he meant we got a month of free exploration time, Brick)
  1085. [00:27] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <snicker>
  1086. [00:27] <Ilya> (yeah, we're just TIME SKIPPIN, but we'll meet next week as usual)
  1087. [00:28] <Brick> (ah)
  1088. [00:29] <Bokor> "I can barely stomache normal boats, would hate to live on something like that"
  1089. [00:29] <Ilya> "There's supposedly going to be a big tournament next week, after it gets here. To celebrate or something."
  1090. [00:30] <Ilya> Shell picks at his fingernail as he says this; he couldn't look more bored.
  1091. [00:30] <Wyl> "Oh? Sounds like fun!"
  1092. [00:31] <Wyl> "I mean I'm not much of a fighter, but still."
  1093. [00:31] <Bokor> 6Vodun: "a TOURNAMENT? Hey gramps, let's enter!"
  1094. [00:33] <Ilya> "It'll be interesting. If nothing else, it'll be fun to see what everyone else has up their sleeves."
  1095. [00:33] <Ilya> Shell, ever the pragmatist.
  1096. [00:33] <Ilya> "He's going to make us train like every day. You guys are welcome to join us if you want," pipes up Ellis.
  1097. 06[00:34] * Wyl nods. "Sure. Besides, I could go for a rematch anyway~" he's looking at Shell when he says this
  1098. 06[00:35] * Bokor chuckles. "Eh, I'm too old for that. This IS my work out rutine. And Vodun, if YOU wanna fight, we'll see what the rules are. I ain't gonna get my ass busted again any time soon. No offense, Kasim."
  1099. [00:38] <Ilya> <None taken!> Says the doggie.
  1100. [00:38] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <What! Even wimpy little wilee-> he catches himself, seeing a certain glare...
  1101. [00:38] <Ilya> Shell smirks back at Wyl. "Soon enough."
  1102. [00:39] <Bokor> 1d20+12 WIS check, popping One with the World
  1103. [00:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, WIS check, popping One with the World: 16 [1d20=4]
  1104. 06[00:40] * Bokor stares at Vodun a second, isn't sure he gets the reference, and continues drinking
  1105. [00:44] <Bokor> Vodun catches onto things, and giggles. Of course the sly ghost figured it out before his master did. They seem to stare at each other a little...as if communicating, somehow.
  1106. [00:45] <Bokor> 1d20+12 attempt #2, mental suggestions
  1107. [00:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, attempt #2, mental suggestions: 30 [1d20=18]
  1108. 06[00:46] * Bokor looks at Wyl, looks at Vodun, looks at Wyl, looks at Vodun. Vodun snickers. Looks at Wyl.
  1109. 06[00:46] * Wyl looks at Bokor. And Vodun. He does not have any particular expression except mild curiosity and amusement.
  1110. [00:46] <Bokor> (digging through my reaction images)
  1111. [00:49] <Bokor> initial reaction: http://i.imgur.com/X8s8s.gif
  1112. [00:50] <Wyl> "Something wrong, Bokor?"
  1113. 03[00:51] * DamienLunas is now known as Cleff
  1114. [00:51] <Bokor> http://i.imgur.com/gKvZe.png
  1115. [00:52] <Bokor> 1d2 FLIP THE SANITY COIN
  1116. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, FLIP THE SANITY COIN: 1 [1d2=1]
  1117. 06[00:53] * Wyl just stares blankly and takes another sip of whiskey
  1118. [00:53] <Bokor> he ends with a http://i.imgur.com/PH9NN.gif before even being able to speak.
  1119. [00:55] <Bokor> "Mac, I just had a worse realization than that one night four years ago. I'm going to need four of the strongest thing you got."
  1120. [00:56] <Ilya> Mac laughs, and pour Bob a stiff drink.
  1121. [00:56] <Wyl> 1d20+3 Wyl is drunk, so only half a WIS mod
  1122. [00:56] <Ilya> Tumbler full of vodka, coming right up!
  1123. [00:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Wyl is drunk, so only half a WIS mod: 12 [1d20=9]
  1124. 06[00:56] * Bokor he turns to Wyl. "You. You..."
  1125. 06[00:56] * Wyl fails to clue in
  1126. [00:56] <Wyl> "Me? Me?"
  1127. [00:57] <Bokor> "how the hell did I not notice...oh lord it's all comin' back to me now."
  1128. [00:57] <Bokor> "that night Daniel introduced us, oh hey this is our new medic, WILEENA."
  1129. 06[00:57] * Wyl flinches visibly
  1130. 06[00:58] * Bokor turns back to Vodun, "yup, you win, we're getting so smashed we can't walk tomorrow."
  1131. 06[00:58] * Wyl looks sideways to Whitechord, mostly hoping they're clueless about this.
  1132. [01:00] <Ilya> They all blink cluelessly about this. They're not from around here.
  1133. [01:00] <Ilya> Except Aleks, but he's not from -Ivyhollow- exactly.
  1134. 06[01:01] * Bokor leans back, "I ain't even mad. Dunno if you were bankin' on me never putting the pieces together, woulda sure worked if it wasn't for shitstick over there." He nods at Vodun
  1135. [01:01] <Bokor> 6Vodun:
  1136. 06[01:02] * Bokor before he can say anything, Bokor snaps at him "Shut the fuck up, 6Julian."
  1137. 06[01:02] * Wyl sighs. "It's not that I'm hiding anything. Well, not anymore; I just don't want that being brought up again. Y'know?"
  1138. 06[01:03] * Bokor shrugs, "I can't blame you for that. Granted I got too many skeletons in my closet to give two shits anymore. I'm sure Daniel told you plenty about that."
  1139. [01:04] <Ilya> Alex looks at Wyl, his arms still wrapped around him from behind his seat. "Huh? What are you guys talking about?"
  1140. [01:04] <Wyl> "I've seen," Wyl nods, then looks back up to Alex. "Oh, uh... we've got some history, when I was a little... different from how I am now. Bokor didn't quite catch on."
  1141. [01:05] <Bokor> "Ain't my place to talk, and Vodun if you say anything I'm stealing your rum back home."
  1142. [01:06] <Ilya> "Oh, okay!"
  1143. [01:06] <Ilya> Aleks goes back to being bored, and rests his chin on your head whilst idly sipping a beer.
  1144. 06[01:07] * Wyl leans back against Alex lazily.
  1145. [01:09] <Bokor> "Hell, sometimes I feel like goin' to the mainland and gettin' away from all this. This is a wild, dangerous place. Seen too much gone wrong for one life time. Cept your death, Vodun, you had it coming."
  1146. [01:10] <Ilya> "I hear there's no wildlands in the mainland. Only parks. Is that true?"
  1147. [01:10] <Ilya> Aleks :o
  1148. [01:10] <Bokor> Vodun makes a pouty face
  1149. [01:11] <Wyl> "I... I dunno; I've never been there myself," he shrugs.
  1150. [01:12] <Bokor> "Me either."
  1151. [01:12] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <have I?>
  1152. 06[01:12] * Dr_Floyd slumps into the bar, approaching the counter. "...One more month and not even closer." he mumbles while not noticing Wyl, Bokor and the others.
  1153. [01:12] <Bokor> "Unfortionately, yes."
  1154. [01:13] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <FLOOOOYD. HOW YOU DOIN?>
  1155. 06[01:14] * Dr_Floyd makes a dismissive gesture at the Haunter. "Well, i guess."
  1156. [01:14] <Bokor> 6Vodun: :O
  1157. 03[01:14] * Ilya is now known as NotIlya
  1158. 03[01:14] * Ilya (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  1159. 01[01:15] <Dr_Floyd> "Black beer, please."
  1160. [01:16] <Bokor> "The doctor barely acknowledges your existance when you aren't speaking, what makes you think he's gonna mind you now?"
  1161. [01:16] <Ilya> Mec serves Floyd a bottle of his darkest ale.
  1162. 01[01:17] <Dr_Floyd> "Zere are bigger priorities. Vhich i am not even closer to resolve." The doctor takes a swig of ale. "I 'ate zis place."
  1163. 06[01:17] * Wyl mutters something under his breath about "barely recognises... something something mumble mumble anyone"
  1164. 01[01:18] <Dr_Floyd> "You see, zere is somezink called profissonalism."
  1165. [01:19] <Bokor> 6Vodun: looks confused. "Are you talkin' to me or old man dan in the corner?"
  1166. 01[01:21] <Dr_Floyd> "Vith your boss, purple. You see, vhy are you part of ze guild?"
  1167. [01:21] <Bokor> Bokor points to himself, "Me?"
  1168. [01:21] <Bokor> "cause of that asshat ghost is on the payroll it's news to me"
  1169. [01:21] <Bokor> if*
  1170. 01[01:22] <Dr_Floyd> "Yes, you you... ARGH!"
  1171. 06[01:22] * Dr_Floyd slams his slam on the table.
  1172. 06[01:23] * Wyl stares at Floyd from across his drink.
  1173. 01[01:23] <Dr_Floyd> "'es vaiting for me und i'm vasting my time!"
  1174. 06[01:23] * Bokor contemplates how to answer this, he reaches into his shirt and pulls out his necklace...has a little locket on the end, he pops it open."
  1175. 01[01:23] <Dr_Floyd> *hand
  1176. [01:24] <Bokor> "Ever done something you've seriously, seroiusly regretted? To the point you'd do anything to fix it?"
  1177. [01:25] <Wyl> "..."
  1178. 01[01:25] <Dr_Floyd> "...Yes."
  1179. [01:26] <Bokor> "Well then I think you'd understand why I'm here. I just want absolution, a solution. Redemption."
  1180. 06[01:28] * Wyl is staring down into his drink
  1181. [01:28] <Bokor> "granted I guess it's partially my fault you're here. There's a whole section of the guild library from shit I explained to and wrote for early researchers of this place."
  1182. [01:28] <Bokor> "Who you think wrote that wildling dictionary?"
  1183. 01[01:29] <Dr_Floyd> "Early researchers... Zat takes me back."
  1184. 01[01:29] <Dr_Floyd> "If you vrote ze dictionary i believe you know of ze Panacea."
  1185. [01:30] <Bokor> (I declare PROPHET xD)
  1186. [01:30] <Ilya> (I think he means some immortality business)
  1187. [01:30] <Bokor> (oh you explained that to me in the past, yeah)
  1188. 01[01:30] <Dr_Floyd> (Yup)
  1189. [01:30] <Bokor> "Aye, what of it?"
  1190. [01:31] <Bokor> "seems to be one of the few legends I do know around here lately, it seems"
  1191. 01[01:32] <Dr_Floyd> "You see, you 'ave zis man. A promising student from ze Imperial Academy. Und 'is younger brother is a rising star on ze exploring vorld."
  1192. [01:33] <Bokor> Vodun runs back to the table, and actually manages to whisper NOT TOO LOUDLY THIS TIME
  1193. 01[01:33] <Dr_Floyd> "Now ze explorer settles a family vhile 'is brother keeps on ze academic vorld and manages to become a respected scholar."
  1194. 01[01:34] <Dr_Floyd> "Und zhen, ze scholar hears about Panacea, ze legendary immortality ingredient on zese very islands."
  1195. 01[01:35] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze scholar asks 'is brother und 'is brother's vife to come to zese islands to search for Panacea."
  1196. 01[01:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Zey are ambushed by vildlings. Ze vife is killed, ze brother is maimed und dies 1 year after returning 'ome. Ze scholar 'id vhile vatching it all."
  1197. 01[01:37] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze scholar ends up raising 'is brother's son as 'is own until 'e learns zat 'es contracted a human strain of Pokérus und 'as only one year of life."
  1198. 01[01:38] <Dr_Floyd> "'e vent for zese islands, desperate for Panacea, but two months 'ave passed vithout no clues vatsoever."
  1199. 06[01:38] * Dr_Floyd finishes drinking. "Bloody 'ell."
  1200. [01:40] <Wyl> "Oh. I was wondering why you'd stuck around with us," Wyl shrugs, downing the rest of his own glass.
  1201. [01:40] <Ilya> "Wow, that's a sad story."
  1202. [01:40] <Ilya> Aleks frowns.
  1203. [01:40] <Ilya> "Was he a friend of yours, this scholar?"
  1204. [01:40] <Bokor> Vodun facepalms
  1205. 06[01:41] * Wyl just... smiles.
  1206. 06[01:41] * Dr_Floyd keeps silent.
  1207. 06[01:41] * Bokor sits fiddling with his locket, "I'm sorry for your loss, I can't deny that my people can be brutal. However I probably don't have anything to tell you about the panacea that you don't already know"
  1208. 01[01:42] <Dr_Floyd> "It's on zese islands, i know zat. Und i zink ze stones... Ze cleansing ones, 'ave somezink in common vith it."
  1209. [01:43] <Bokor> "ah, that explains your interest in the sickness. Do you know our views on it?"
  1210. [01:44] <Bokor> "granted I know you think I'm full of hot air and senselessness, but most wildlings do blame my tribe for it"
  1211. 01[01:44] <Dr_Floyd> "Vhich ones?"
  1212. 06[01:45] * Bokor takes a deep breath. "The sickness appeared not that long ago. Maybe eighty, a hundred years. It came around when you imperials started poking around the islands."
  1213. [01:47] <Bokor> "it's said that the shamans of my people brought the sickness among the land to drive your kind away. Now granted, I don't know the meaning of that, or its origen, but it's a widely accepted belief. We have no other explanation."
  1214. [01:47] <Bokor> "and that was over eighty years ago. Granted I don't think you'd get much answers out of my people nowadays. Got no way to contact them."
  1215. 01[01:49] <Dr_Floyd> "Might be ze contrary."
  1216. 01[01:50] <Dr_Floyd> "You see, Vilhelm contracted a strain zat vhile endemic and mostly 'armless on ze vild und 'umanlife of ze Islands, it's debilitating und nigh-uncurable for 'im."
  1217. 01[01:51] <Dr_Floyd> "Maybe ze plague is a normal flu from Imperial lands, vhich ze Pokémons from 'ere are... susceptible for."
  1218. [01:51] <Bokor> "Either way I'm not sure if this is the isle you you're gonna find much insight from...Barren Island is probably where you'd want to investigate. It was the source of the outbreak.
  1219. 01[01:52] <Dr_Floyd> "'ope ve visit zere soon."
  1220. 01[01:53] <Dr_Floyd> "Und you are more quite zan usual, herr Vyl."
  1221. 06[01:54] * Wyl shrugs. His smile has vanished again. "Sorry, it's... yeah."
  1222. [01:54] <Bokor> "I sure as hell don't," he stares at his tattoo on his left hand. "I'll be in deep shit if the wrong person sees me."
  1223. 01[01:57] <Dr_Floyd> "Old enemies?"
  1224. 06[01:58] * Bokor eyebrow raise
  1225. [01:58] <Bokor> "I figured you knew, I'm an exile."
  1226. 01[01:59] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, Exile as left on own volition or exile as 'don't come back or ve'll skin you'?"
  1227. [01:59] <Bokor> "There wasn't much discussion of punishment, but it's closer to the...second option."
  1228. [02:01] <Bokor> "I don't really feel like discussing the details, not like I can hide it, it's all on public record SOMEWHERE in that damn building across the street."
  1229. 01[02:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, i told you my story, vould be courteous of you do repay ze favor."
  1230. 06[02:04] * Bokor looks around, knows Mac knows it, but still a lot of people here...
  1231. [02:04] <Bokor> "You heard of Maria Morrison?"
  1232. 01[02:05] <Dr_Floyd> "'eard ze name before, i guess."
  1233. 06[02:06] * Bokor rolls his head. obviously uncomfortable to discuss this. "She was one of the early researchers, fifty years ago. Her crew set up camp here on Kingler Isle before Ivyhollow even existed. Granted, it was in the same damn spot"
  1234. 06[02:06] * Wyl stares down into his glass.
  1235. [02:07] <Bokor> "They were researchin' us wildlings, were curious in our religious views. Eventually made it around to Barren Island, and to the Skullnest tribe."
  1236. [02:07] <Bokor> "needless to say, none of us could speak a damn word to them, but they noticed our shamans could speak to pokemon...and before long we were using our little buddies as translators."
  1237. [02:08] <Bokor> "granted the higher ups didn't wanna bother with the outsiders, so they tasked me, the young guy in the clergy, to handle the researchers."
  1238. [02:08] <Bokor> "I'll save you the pleasentries, but we became lovers. She'd come over every other week, spend a weekend, go back. Overtime we learned each other's languages, I started helping them document everything."
  1239. [02:10] <Bokor> "granted this was all a hidden affair, the clergy woulda been livid if they found out a shaman was interlopin' with an outsider. Eventually...she found out she was pregnant. Stopped visiting as much, not good for the child. Eventually we decided she'd come back one last time, and we'd leave together by nightfall."
  1240. 01[02:10] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, ze anthropologist! Saw 'er on a hall in ze university. Ze only zink i knew of 'er, i vas studying mineralogy at ze time."
  1241. [02:10] <Bokor> "one of my jobs was to keep this signal fire of sorts, kinda like a lighthouse, lit through the night...and on the night they were to come pick me up...something...struck me from behind, knocked me out. the fire went out, and the ship crashed on a coral reef. no survivors."
  1242. [02:11] <Bokor> "I was held accountable for the accident, she was on a wildling ship that was ferryin' them around for pay, and their deaths were my fault. that and the affair came to light..."
  1243. [02:12] <Bokor> "needless to say I was exiled for killing my would be wife and unborn child, been living in that hut down the street ever since. Any other questions? Seens plenty more deaths around here."
  1244. 01[02:13] <Dr_Floyd> "...killing your wife?" Floyd asks with a puzzled look on his face.
  1245. 01[02:14] <Dr_Floyd> "You mean, you say professor Maria died 'ere?"
  1246. [02:15] <Bokor> "yes."
  1247. 01[02:15] <Dr_Floyd> "...oh dear."
  1248. 06[02:16] * Dr_Floyd gulps and finished his ale. "Vell, you see... I saw 'er name on ze 'all vhen i finished my course. Zat vas... 20 years ago."
  1249. [02:16] <Bokor> "body washed ashore and all. she's buried in the cemetary, near the back."
  1250. 01[02:17] <Dr_Floyd> "...She came back alive. She vas zere vhen ze plaque vas made."
  1251. 06[02:18] * Bokor raises an eyebrow. "Normally you call me insane."
  1252. [02:18] <Bokor> "I personally BURIED her. Made a coffin in all, she'd told me about your burial customs."
  1253. 06[02:20] * Wyl signals for another glass from Mac. Even if he has had plenty tonight.
  1254. 01[02:20] <Dr_Floyd> "She's on ze mainland, one way or another."
  1255. [02:21] <Ilya> Mac gives everyone a drink on the house. You critsad him. :<
  1256. 06[02:21] * Dr_Floyd takes another swig of beer. "Vhen ve finish zis all, come vith me to the Empire und i'll show you."
  1257. 06[02:22] * Bokor knows Floyd isn't one to bluff about something like this...
  1258. [02:22] <Bokor> "I don't know what to make of this, and the easiest way I can think to resolve it is extremely sacreligious to all faiths in this room."
  1259. [02:24] <Wyl> "...No murder sprees please," Wyl finally speaks up, trying to put on a smile.
  1260. [02:25] <Bokor> "I was referring to exhuming a corpse, Wyl."
  1261. 06[02:25] * Dr_Floyd sips his beer carefully. "I 'ave no qualms vith graverobbing, but.."
  1262. 06[02:27] * Wyl mutters something under his breath, about "disgusting" and also something about "lucky". It's mostly a mildly drunken slur.
  1263. [02:27] <Bokor> "aside from the fact we're talking about digging up digging up the love of my life, I'm against it on principal anyway."
  1264. [02:27] <Bokor> "what I can tell you is unless you suddenly believe in necromancery, the Maria you saw is not the same individual."
  1265. [02:28] <Ilya> Aleks rubs Wyl's head. "Hey, are you alright?"
  1266. [02:29] <Bokor> 6Vodun: tries to lighten the mood, <You can tell them about how I died, that's always a funny story.>
  1267. 06[02:29] * Wyl sighs and leans back against Alex. "Mmfine..."
  1268. [02:29] <Bokor> "NO ONE wants to hear about the teddiursa incident, Vodun"
  1269. [02:29] <Ilya> "You're slurring bitterly. Wanna go for a walk?"
  1270. [02:30] <Wyl> "Mmm... " Wyl ponders for a moment. "First I wanna hear this."
  1271. 06[02:30] * Brick busts down the door and walks in dragging three Ursurang Pelts
  1272. 01[02:30] <Dr_Floyd> "I never said anyzink about necro..."
  1273. [02:30] <Brick> "I HAVE ARRIVED"
  1274. 01[02:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Gadzooks! Vat ze 'ell, Brick?"
  1275. [02:30] <Brick> "Oh, hey Guys"
  1276. [02:30] <Bokor> "...are those...oh lord the timing is too perfect," he chugs his drink.
  1277. 06[02:31] * Brick walks over and pulls up a seat, slinging the pelts over his back
  1278. 06[02:31] * Wyl looks up, half leaning on Aleks. "Oh, g'morning Brick."
  1279. [02:31] <Bokor> "you didn't use my machette to skin those, did you?"
  1280. [02:31] <Brick> "Great day eh? Trombe is really getting into it"
  1281. [02:31] <Brick> "Oh no."
  1282. [02:31] <Brick> "A real man uses his hands"
  1283. 06[02:31] * Brick grins
  1284. 06[02:32] * Dr_Floyd looks in amazement at Brick.
  1285. [02:32] <Bokor> 6Vodun: breaks the 4th wall, "this requires logs."
  1286. [02:32] <Ilya> Aleks nods in approval.
  1287. 06[02:32] * Brick breaks out laughing
  1288. [02:32] <Ilya> knives are for chumps!
  1289. 01[02:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Truly it's a marvel of strength to skin a Ursaring vith your own 'ands."
  1290. 06[02:33] * Wyl looks up at Aleks. "You'll have to teach me to dozzat sometime."
  1291. 01[02:33] <Dr_Floyd> "Und is it already morning?"
  1292. [02:33] <Bokor> "I don't know if I should be horrified or amazed."
  1293. [02:33] <Brick> "Ehhh, it's more of a dexterity thing " Brick says waving it off
  1294. [02:33] <Brick> "Why choose?"
  1295. 06[02:33] * Brick grins again
  1296. [02:34] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <Oh...bear pelts...bears, bears oh god bears I don't even remember this why does it bug me> he seems kinda paranoid
  1297. [02:34] <Brick> "SO! What's the hot top-"
  1298. [02:34] <Bokor> 6Vodon: <oh, hi.>
  1299. 06[02:34] * Brick swivels his head to face Vodun, shock and amazement shown in equal proportions on his visage
  1300. [02:35] <Wyl> "...Oh, right. Summ'n about... Teddiursas, was it? J... Jacob? Jeremy? John Joseph Jinglehimmer-somethingsomething? ...It was a J-somethin' right?"
  1301. [02:35] <Bokor> 4Kasim: <Is that Brick? It smells like bears in here...> from under the table.
  1302. 01[02:35] <Dr_Floyd> "It's just a bunch of old men and a girl drinking zeir sorrows, Brick."
  1303. 06[02:36] * Brick jumps back from teh table, whipping his blade out and stabbing it through the top
  1304. [02:36] <Bokor> Kasim ducks away, and wimpers.
  1305. [02:36] <Bokor> "Well that wasn't very nice..."
  1306. [02:37] <Brick> "What the hell is going on here"
  1307. [02:37] <Wyl> "'M not old -or- a girl, Floyd..."
  1308. 06[02:37] * Brick looks around for a mushy
  1309. [02:37] <Bokor> "I um...remembered how to make Pokemon talk."
  1310. 06[02:38] * Brick looks at Bokor, a WAT look clearly visible
  1311. [02:38] <Brick> "Wut"
  1312. 01[02:39] <Dr_Floyd> "Not old yes..."
  1313. [02:39] <Bokor> "Shamans of my tribe are taught how to do it...That idiot," he points at Vodun "kind of got me unemployed from adventuring for a while, so I kind of forgot how to do it?"
  1314. 06[02:39] * Brick :X 's
  1315. 06[02:39] * Wyl sighs
  1316. 01[02:39] <Dr_Floyd> "In any case, i'm not going even try to rationalize it, señor Boek-wor."
  1317. [02:40] <Bokor> Kasim stares at Brick all scared and such <why is he so mean ;_;>
  1318. 06[02:40] * Brick snaps out of it,a smile breaking across his face
  1319. [02:41] <Brick> "Well isn't that something" He says taking a seat
  1320. [02:41] <Ilya> (well, you can't make all pokemon talk, just ones with aura right? I mean, channel mind gives intelligence, but that doesn't give speech)
  1321. [02:41] <Bokor> (I thought it did...says in the pokedex, int 7, human speech)
  1322. 06[02:41] * Brick pulls his sword out of the table and re-sheathes it on his back
  1323. 06[02:43] * Wyl pipes up. "Heyyyyy ghosty! You promised me a story~!"
  1324. [02:43] <Bokor> 6Vodun: I did?
  1325. [02:44] <Brick> "He did?"
  1326. 06[02:44] * Dr_Floyd turns to Wyl. "Ze spirits are affecting you, fräulein."
  1327. [02:44] <Brick> "WELL STORY TIME IS IT THEN?"
  1328. [02:44] <Wyl> "You said somethin' about... how you died bein' funny or something?"
  1329. [02:46] <Bokor> "He," points at Vodun, "IS the teddiursa incident"
  1330. [02:46] <Wyl> "Well tell me about the Thingyursa incident."
  1331. 06[02:47] * Brick raises an eyebrow at Wyl and grins
  1332. [02:47] <Bokor> "This was back when I was in...squad...31 I think?"
  1333. [02:47] <Bokor> "Either way, we got this really mundane job to escort some nobles on a little tour of the isls, and were going to Veilbeak Village"
  1334. 06[02:48] * Wyl starts counting fingers on his hand, trying to see if he can jog his memory. His memory is WHISKEY and therefore unavailable, so Wyl just settles back to listening
  1335. [02:48] <Bokor> "One of my partners was Julian, a regular wise ass around town. A bardy type, liked to perform around here a lot. I know Mac remembers him."
  1336. [02:49] <Wyl> 1d20+1 INT check
  1337. [02:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, INT check: 18 [1d20=17]
  1338. 06[02:49] * Wyl spits his Whiskey
  1339. [02:49] <Brick> "HEY! CAN I GET A FLASK OVER HERE!" Brick says signaling
  1340. [02:49] <Bokor> "We were going along juuust fine, showing them all sorts of stuff, then bam. there's an ursarang mom on the side of the road, and her cubs are playing in the road"
  1341. 06[02:49] * Dr_Floyd just hears while reclining on his chair.
  1342. [02:50] <Bokor> "I go over to try to get her to move aside, just talking normally. She refuses sayin' they are having too much fun, would hate to disturb them."
  1343. 03[02:50] * Hau is now known as Kit
  1344. 03[02:50] * Maxwell is now known as Mons
  1345. [02:50] <Bokor> "moron here," points at Vodun, "convinces the family it's safe enough to try to play with the cubs, and joins with them as they go...attempt to"
  1346. [02:50] <Ilya> Mac gives Brick a funny look and gives him a tumbler of whiskey.
  1347. [02:50] <Bokor> "needless to say, it didn't end well."
  1348. [02:51] <Bokor> "they were playin' all right, like they had human rag doll pets."
  1349. [02:51] <Brick> "Thanks Mac"
  1350. 02[02:51] * NotIlya (63b1d893@sux-11491D6B.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  1351. [02:51] <Wyl> "Wait, yeah, I think I remember... o-oh man, that's... ahahah..."
  1352. [02:51] <Bokor> "didn't get many job offers after that one. Eventually we split up cause of a sigma around the incident."
  1353. [02:52] <Bokor> stigma*
  1354. 01[02:52] <Dr_Floyd> "Ye-owch."
  1355. [02:53] <Bokor> "and somehow dumbass here couldn't find his way to the after life or something, and ended up on my doorstep"
  1356. [02:53] <Bokor> 6Voduns: <We're friends forever :D>
  1357. 06[02:55] * Brick drains the tumbler
  1358. [02:55] <Brick> 1d20+5 CON CHECK
  1359. [02:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, CON CHECK: 23 [1d20=18]
  1360. [02:55] <Ilya> "Oh, I heard about that too!"
  1361. [02:55] <Brick> (maniless kept up)
  1362. [02:55] <Ilya> "It was the talk of the forest for quite a while."
  1363. [02:56] <Wyl> "Well, I guess if you wan be remembered, that's one way to go~"
  1364. 06[02:58] * Brick pokes Wyl in the shoulder
  1365. [02:58] <Bokor> "well at least you know if you die around me, you got a...1/42 odds of coming back."
  1366. 06[02:58] * Wyl wobbles noticably
  1367. [02:58] <Ilya> Aleks steadies Wyl, his arms still around him.
  1368. 06[02:58] * Dr_Floyd pokes Brick. "Stop 'arrasing 'er."
  1369. [02:59] <Brick> :I
  1370. 06[02:59] * Brick pokes Floyd
  1371. 06[02:59] * Wyl is resting back against Alex again. As a result he does not seem particularly convincing when he says, "Floyd, I said'm not a girl." Even if he's glaring.
  1372. [03:00] <Brick> "Of course you aren't"
  1373. [03:00] <Bokor> Vodun snickers.
  1374. [03:00] <Bokor> Bokor shivers
  1375. 06[03:00] * Brick musses Wyl's hair and then turns back to the others
  1376. [03:01] <Brick> "So, how did you get im in this sorry state anyway?"
  1377. 06[03:01] * Dr_Floyd makes a dismissive gesture. "You aren't."
  1378. [03:01] <Wyl> "..."
  1379. [03:02] <Bokor> "We've been here a while."
  1380. [03:02] <Brick> "Really? Iv'e been out with Trombe all day"
  1381. [03:02] <Brick> "Testing out the new armour you know. Works like a dream it does."
  1382. 06[03:03] * Brick grins
  1383. [03:03] <Brick> "That Miss Flora is something else."
  1384. 06[03:03] * Bokor AND Vodun snicker at this.
  1385. [03:03] <Brick> "Excellent work, impassioned soul"
  1386. 01[03:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Nya ha ha, guess zat you 'ave been busy, eh?"
  1387. 01[03:04] <Dr_Floyd> "In any case, anybody saw boss girl since... ze cave?"
  1388. 06[03:04] * Brick quirks an eyebrow at dead and ugly
  1389. [03:05] <Wyl> (I believe Alcyone came back just fine afterwards like the rest of us)
  1390. [03:05] <Bokor> "heard she was really sleepy and ran home to sleep."
  1391. [03:05] <Brick> (indubitably)
  1392. 01[03:05] <Dr_Floyd> (eh, i thought we returned separetedly from her)
  1393. [03:06] <Wyl> (You did. A couple weeks ago. Wyl was separated from you guys too until he came back like a day later)
  1394. 06[03:07] * Brick orders another flask and drains it
  1395. [03:07] <Brick> 1d20+5 con
  1396. [03:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, con: 19 [1d20=14]
  1397. [03:07] <Ilya> Brick is holding up admirably!
  1398. [03:07] <Brick> (mfw I only get drunk on the date :<)
  1399. 06[03:07] * Wyl raises an eyebrow at Brick's crazy drinking abilities, and ponders his own drink and whether or not to get another.
  1400. 06[03:10] * Brick throws his arm around Wyl's shoulder
  1401. [03:10] <Ilya> Aleks is already around Wyl's shoulders so this is some sort of HUG PILE.
  1402. [03:10] <Ilya> Alex*
  1403. 06[03:10] * Wyl is the pimp, he gets all the men?
  1404. [03:10] <Brick> "What's so heavy on your mind Kid?"
  1405. [03:10] <Ilya> (jegus I keep saying Aleks coz Ilya's Aggron is Aleks <:3c)
  1406. [03:11] <Wyl> (Oh, I thought you just retconned his name for something more Wildling-sounding)
  1407. [03:11] <Ilya> (nope)
  1408. [03:12] <Ilya> (Ilya is just RUSSIANS)
  1409. [03:12] <Wyl> "Nothin'..." Wyl squirms a bit. Oh god he was not expecting SUDDENLY MORE MANLY CONTACT.
  1410. 01[03:12] <Dr_Floyd> "Get a room you three!"
  1411. 06[03:13] * Wyl bundles up a nearby napkin and throws it at Floyd
  1412. [03:13] <Wyl> 1d20+5 etc
  1413. [03:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, etc: 19 [1d20=14]
  1414. 06[03:14] * Wyl manages a decent shot even if he's half drunk. Not that it does much, he was just curious if it would miss and land in Floyd's drink or something
  1415. 01[03:14] <Dr_Floyd> "Ow! 'ad you not girly strength you'd poke my eye!"
  1416. 06[03:14] * Brick frowns at Floyd and stares
  1417. [03:15] <Brick> "What's the matter? Can't handle some Manly concern?"
  1418. 06[03:16] * Dr_Floyd snorts. "More like contact."
  1419. 06[03:17] * Wyl leans into Alex rather than Brick, or, well, tries to; this whole thing's kind of awkward. So he returns to drinking.
  1420. 06[03:18] * Brick drains Wyl's drink and slams the empty glass on the table
  1421. [03:18] <Brick> "Well we can't have that can we?"
  1422. 06[03:18] * Brick raises from the table and grabs Floyd, throwing him over his back
  1423. 06[03:19] * Bokor is watching this in amusement, mindspeaks to his buddies about the humor behind this.
  1424. 01[03:19] <Dr_Floyd> (Shouldn't you roll?)
  1425. [03:19] <Brick> "IF you are uncomfortable then we won't have good team chemestry"
  1426. [03:19] <Brick> 1d20+5 str (don
  1427. [03:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, str (don: 12 [1d20=7]
  1428. [03:19] <Brick> (acceptable?)
  1429. 01[03:19] <Dr_Floyd> "I mind person-GET OFF ME YOU BUFFOUN!"
  1430. [03:19] <Brick> chemistry*
  1431. 01[03:19] <Dr_Floyd> (:<)
  1432. [03:20] <Brick> "Hmmm, now how to do this" Brick says, seemingly looking around for something
  1433. 06[03:21] * Brick face lights up "Ah right, the old fashioned way"
  1434. [03:21] <Bokor> 6Vodun:See, this is what happens when you start talking.
  1435. 06[03:23] * Brick walks out of the bar, ducking in he doorrway so that Floyd does not hit his head
  1436. [03:23] <Bokor> "If you wern't already dead, I'd attempt to murder you."
  1437. 06[03:23] * Dr_Floyd curses on a foreign tongue!
  1438. [03:24] <Wyl> "...Did he just kidnap Floyd?"
  1439. [03:24] <Bokor> "wait, did Brick just kidnap Floyd?"
  1440. 06[03:24] * Wyl blinks
  1441. 06[03:24] * Brick places the doc on the ground outside and steps back
  1442. [03:24] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <JYNXKNOCKONWOOD>, slam
  1443. 03[03:24] * Cleff is now known as DamienLunas
  1444. [03:25] <Brick> "Okay, back when I was actively training, Master made us guys do this to get to know each other better"
  1445. 06[03:25] * Brick begins jumping on his toes
  1446. 06[03:25] * Wyl is finally free to lean against Alex, although it looks vaguely like he might pass out like that."
  1447. [03:26] <Brick> "Hit me" Brick says, beckoning the doctor with his left hand
  1448. 01[03:26] <Dr_Floyd> "V-vat ze 'ell are you talking about you buffoon?"
  1449. 06[03:26] * Dr_Floyd turns around and walks back to the bar.
  1450. 06[03:26] * Brick sighs and rolls his eyes
  1451. [03:26] <Brick> 1d20 mach punch
  1452. [03:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, mach punch: 3 [1d20=3]
  1453. [03:27] <Brick> hmmm
  1454. [03:27] <Wyl> (Brick couldn't the broadside of the Bar with that --oh wait yes, he just did~)
  1455. [03:27] <Brick> (good enough I guess)
  1456. 06[03:28] * Bokor gets up, "I gotta see what the hell they are doing..." stumbles to do the door
  1457. 01[03:28] <Dr_Floyd> (Where's Dox?)
  1458. [03:28] <Ilya> Alex nuzzles into Wyl. "You have some very strange team mates."
  1459. 06[03:28] * Brick slams his fist into the side of the bar in front of the doc
  1460. [03:28] <Brick> "Comon, were gonna do this"
  1461. [03:28] <Brick> "We are making this happen"
  1462. 01[03:29] <Dr_Floyd> "Are you COMPLETELY INSANE?" Floyd steps on Brick's foot with his metal leg.
  1463. 01[03:29] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  1464. [03:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  1465. 03[03:29] * mib_rqzys2 (63b1d893@sux-775C1CDB.mibbit.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  1466. 03[03:30] * mib_rqzys2 is now known as Paradox
  1467. [03:30] <Bokor> "FUUUUUUU"
  1468. [03:30] <Brick> :V
  1469. 06[03:30] * Bokor starts hopping around on one foot in pain, which is impressive considering the amount we've been drinking
  1470. 06[03:31] * Wyl sighs, and tries to get up to his feet
  1471. [03:31] <Wyl> 1d20-4 Con etc
  1472. [03:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Con etc: -1 [1d20=3]
  1473. [03:31] <Brick> (:V)
  1474. 06[03:31] * Wyl completely falls over in the process of attempting to follow Bokor
  1475. 02[03:31] * Ilya (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1476. [03:31] <Paradox> Alex picks up Wyl with a sigh.
  1477. [03:31] <Paradox> "I think you might be drunk."
  1478. 02[03:31] * Kit (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
  1479. [03:32] <Wyl> "...Yeahprobably..."
  1480. 06[03:32] * Brick takes the stop without much reaction and reaches to grab Floyd's collar
  1481. [03:32] <Brick> 1d20
  1482. [03:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  1483. [03:32] <Brick> 1d20+5 str
  1484. [03:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, str: 21 [1d20=16]
  1485. 06[03:32] * Wyl leans against Alex. "Wh'about you?"
  1486. 06[03:32] * Brick grabs Floyd and throws him back into the field
  1487. 06[03:32] * Bokor stops stomping, realizes this is Brick's fault, goes for drunken tackle
  1488. [03:32] <Bokor> 1d20
  1489. [03:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  1490. [03:33] <Bokor> 1d20+5 WARGABRGL
  1491. [03:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, WARGABRGL: 16 [1d20=11]
  1492. [03:33] <Brick> 1d20 mach counter
  1493. [03:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, mach counter: 14 [1d20=14]
  1494. [03:33] <Brick> 1d20+5 str
  1495. [03:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, str: 14 [1d20=9]
  1496. [03:33] <Paradox> Alex had like, a beer. :c
  1497. [03:33] <Brick> (damn, he beat me stupid old man got teh charge )
  1498. [03:33] <Paradox> "I'm holding up," he says, walking you out.
  1499. 06[03:33] * Dr_Floyd whaps Brick with his cane!
  1500. 01[03:33] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  1501. [03:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1502. 06[03:34] * Brick spins as he hears Bokor coming and catches him in teh charge, but goes crashing back into floyd thanks to him wreaking his stance
  1503. 06[03:34] * Wyl half stumbles his way out, seemingly fine un--"Oh hey look they're fighting GO BRICK."
  1504. [03:34] <Bokor> Vodun floats over, knowing this is gonna end his talking power...but being arrested for being drunk in public won't help
  1505. [03:35] <Bokor> (can I do an out of combat mass hypnosis on all 3 of us? :P)
  1506. 01[03:35] <Dr_Floyd> 6d8+6
  1507. [03:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 6d8+6: 29 [6d8=8,6,6,1,1,1]
  1508. 06[03:35] * Brick rolls out from under the doc and jumps to his feet
  1509. [03:35] <Brick> "No problem, we cna do mass bonding"
  1510. [03:35] <Brick> can*
  1511. [03:37] <Brick> (what was that for floyd?)
  1512. 01[03:38] <Dr_Floyd> (damage from caning your face)
  1513. 06[03:38] * Bokor floats above the mass...makes a shadowy pendelum, and starts to tick...tick...tick...
  1514. [03:38] <Brick> (ah, reduced to nothing )
  1515. [03:38] <Bokor> 1d20 HYPNOSIS?
  1516. [03:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, HYPNOSIS?: 6 [1d20=6]
  1517. 06[03:40] * Brick dahes towards bokor
  1518. [03:40] <Brick> 1d20 improvised flip
  1519. [03:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, improvised flip: 19 [1d20=19]
  1520. [03:40] <Brick> 1d20+5 str
  1521. [03:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, str: 17 [1d20=12]
  1522. [03:41] <Bokor> 1d20 flail wildly?
  1523. [03:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, flail wildly?: 4 [1d20=4]
  1524. 06[03:41] * Brick grabs Bokor in his middle and tumbles with him, flipping him over after two rolls
  1525. [03:42] <Bokor> "AH MY HIP"
  1526. [03:42] <Bokor> 1d20 revenge of the hip
  1527. [03:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, revenge of the hip: 9 [1d20=9]
  1528. 06[03:43] * Wyl watches the fight from a safe distance, with Alex.
  1529. 01[03:43] <Dr_Floyd> "Beating a old man? Zat's a new low, Brick."
  1530. 06[03:43] * Dr_Floyd shrugs and walks back to the bar.
  1531. [03:43] <Brick> 1d20 grab dat shit
  1532. [03:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, grab dat shit: 6 [1d20=6]
  1533. [03:43] <Brick> 1d20+5 str
  1534. [03:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, str: 19 [1d20=14]
  1535. [03:44] <Bokor> 6Vodun: <I'm SO about to be stupid again.>
  1536. 06[03:44] * Brick grabs floyd by the collar and drags him back into teh tussle,
  1537. 06[03:44] * Dr_Floyd steps on Brick's feet.
  1538. [03:44] <Brick> "And where do you think You're going"
  1539. 01[03:44] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 "Leave me alone you psycho!"
  1540. [03:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, "Leave me alone you psycho!": 20 [1d20=20]
  1541. [03:45] <Bokor> 1d20 OLD MAN RAAAAGE
  1542. [03:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, OLD MAN RAAAAGE: 18 [1d20=18]
  1543. [03:45] <Bokor> 1d20+5 str
  1544. [03:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, str: 16 [1d20=11]
  1545. 06[03:45] * Bokor bolts up and tackles the both of them
  1546. [03:46] <Brick> "Oh shi-
  1547. 06[03:47] * Dr_Floyd wriggles out from the two and runs away from brick, setting a GUST PIT TRAP in front of him. "Okay Brickbrain! Come at me now!"
  1548. [03:47] <Brick> 1d20 what do you think now old man
  1549. [03:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, what do you think now old man: 12 [1d20=12]
  1550. [03:47] <Brick> heck yea
  1551. [03:47] <Brick> 1d20+str
  1552. [03:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20+str: 15 [1d20=15]
  1553. 06[03:47] * Brick rolsl with teh tackle but grabs bokor and pulls him down
  1554. [03:47] <Bokor> 1d20 I'M GONNA REGRET THIS IN THE MORNING
  1555. [03:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, I'M GONNA REGRET THIS IN THE MORNING: 20 [1d20=20]
  1556. [03:47] <Brick> (son of a)
  1557. [03:48] <Bokor> 1d20+5 headbutt, go for double knockout
  1558. [03:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, headbutt, go for double knockout: 6 [1d20=1]
  1559. 06[03:48] * Wyl starts laughing from the sidelines, nearly falling over if not for Alex's help
  1560. 06[03:48] * Dr_Floyd taunts Brick. "Come on you piece of boufallant manure!"
  1561. [03:49] <Brick> 1d20 I AM A SENSEI!
  1562. [03:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, I AM A SENSEI!: 4 [1d20=4]
  1563. [03:49] <Brick> dammit
  1564. [03:49] <Paradox> "So Wyl."
  1565. [03:49] <Paradox> "Have I mentioned you have strange team-mates?"
  1566. 06[03:49] * Brick swings his leg out to trip teh doc but fails due to being crused by old man
  1567. [03:49] <Wyl> "Yes, yes you have... an' I have too, 'msure~"
  1568. 01[03:50] <Dr_Floyd> (I put a gust pit trap in front of me, Bricky)
  1569. 06[03:50] * Brick has a wild grin on his face
  1570. [03:51] <Bokor> Vodun suddenly returns with Lebowski. Kasim and Vodun draw him over, throw him onto the back of Lebowski, and roll him home.
  1571. [03:52] <Brick> 1d20+5 con not yet old man
  1572. [03:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, con not yet old man: 10 [1d20=5]
  1573. [03:52] <Brick> good enough
  1574. [03:52] <Bokor> Lebowski ues protect!
  1575. 06[03:53] * Brick rubs his head and rolls out from his old position
  1576. [03:53] <Bokor> 6Vodun: Good team bonding ya'll...soon as this old man passes out I'm retarded again, sadly...least till I get to possess him again.
  1577. [03:56] <Brick> "Hey Wyl!"
  1578. 06[03:57] * Brick rises to his feet, a mischievous grin on his face
  1579. 06[03:57] * Wyl gets himself to stand up straight, or at least attempting to with how much he has drank... drunk... drinked? "Yessums?"
  1580. [03:57] <Brick> "THINK FAST!"
  1581. [03:58] <Brick> 1d20 mach [s]punch[/s] tackle
  1582. [03:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, mach [s]punch[/s] tackle: 3 [1d20=3]
  1583. [03:58] <Brick> son of a
  1584. 06[03:58] * Dr_Floyd ponders that since Brick is getting chummy with Wyl, it's finally his opportunity to escape,
  1585. [03:58] <Paradox> Alex deflects the mach punch.
  1586. 06[03:58] * Brick runs towards Wyl and trips over Bokor's hidden cane in the mud
  1587. 01[03:58] <Dr_Floyd> *.
  1588. 06[03:58] * Wyl has all the dex anyway, so he's totally like WHOOPS and is not quite where Brick was aiming
  1589. [03:58] <Brick> that too
  1590. [03:58] <Wyl> (Or Alex can cut in, that's fine)
  1591. [03:59] <Paradox> "Alright, I think someone's gonna call the guards..."
  1592. [03:59] <Bokor> "I don't even HAVE a cane," yells Bokor, being tumbled away...
  1593. [03:59] <Paradox> "I'm going to get Wyl home. Brick! Stop beating up old men!"
  1594. [03:59] <Brick> (WHOOPS)
  1595. [04:00] <Paradox> (I'm gonna call session! GOOD SESSION TONIGHT GUYS! I should be busy with crossovers more often. All dis rping)
  1596. 06[04:00] * Brick sighs
  1597. [04:00] <Brick> "fine, twas only bondin"
  1598. [04:00] <Wyl> (Ahahaha)
  1599. 06[04:00] * Wyl sighs. "Aww, I could've taken him..."
  1600. [04:01] <Brick> "See you later Wyl!"
  1601. 06[04:01] * Brick turns away, a grin on his face and begins walking back to the guild hall
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