import sys
import random

def main():
  print("Welcome to the Psych 'Sidekick Name Picker.\n")
  print("A name just like Sean would pick for Gus:\n\n")

first = ('Baby Oil' , 'Bad News' , 'Big Burps' , 'Pill Muncher', 'Old Head' , 'Crack Nose' , 'Chi' , 'nk' , 'Chad' , 'Cleet' , 'Bootlicker' , 'Bush Did 9/11' , 'now yuo see' , 'libertarian joker' , 'on my momma doe')

last = ('Shrek' , 'Moosenose', 'is this a date' , 'poop' , 'obama' , 'alex jones' , 'rosa parks stole my bus seat' , 'womans rights' , 'fried chicken doe' , 'rabbi schwartz' , 'nick biglin on the beat')


secure_random = random.SystemRandom()
 print(secure_random.choice((first),(last))