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The following is a true story. The name of those involved have either
been removed to conceal their identity, or kept as is for educational
purposes.
Everything below is original and unaltered.
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[GermanShephard Chatlog]==============================================
[Day 1]================================================================
[Time: 11:45 PM Feb 7 2010]============================================
11:45 PM - GermanShephard: -.-
11:45 PM - GermanShephard: Well
11:46 PM - GermanShephard: about 6 yearsago
11:46 PM - GermanShephard: me and that bastard used to actually be
friends
11:46 PM - GermanShephard: and i had promised i would never leave him
11:46 PM - GermanShephard: for anything
11:46 PM - GermanShephard: it was one of those, "guy love" type of
things
11:46 PM - GermanShephard: not sexual
11:47 PM - GermanShephard: but then again, not normal either
11:47 PM - GermanShephard: and
11:47 PM - GermanShephard: lets just say that i kinda fucked up and
let someone know about our secret
11:47 PM - GermanShephard: and we both became targets in the new
"grid" internet
11:47 PM - GermanShephard: Luckily, we both managed to delete all the
files and othe BS about us
11:48 PM - GermanShephard: but he found out i told one of my friends
while i was sorta kinda effed up
11:48 PM - GermanShephard: dont ask what
11:48 PM - GermanShephard: anyways
11:49 PM - GermanShephard: he hates me because he lost almost his
entire lifes work (music) because it had to be deleted
11:49 PM - GermanShephard: and for some retarded reason, he has yet
to forgive me
11:49 PM - GermanShephard: :/
11:49 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: and now hes trying to deep fry your comp
11:49 PM - GermanShephard: Yes.
11:49 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: do you live together/ near each other?
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: its his way of making me feel what its
like to have your entire lifes work removed from existance.
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: no
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: he still lives in Russia
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: :/
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: i moved here thinking he would forget about
me
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: ...and i was VERY wrong
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: infact
11:50 PM - GermanShephard: he just got more mad because he thought
i was leaving him
11:51 PM - GermanShephard: HE left ME
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[Time: 11:55 PM Feb 7 2010]============================================
11:55 PM - GermanShephard: you just gave me an amazing idea
11:55 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hmm?
11:55 PM - GermanShephard: Fake my own online death
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[GermanShephard Chatlog part II]======================================
[Day 2]================================================================
[Time: 7:03 PM Feb 8 2010]=============================================

Note: refer to this http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7868/bl4z3d.png
for reference as to what the subject saw.

7:03 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: take a look at your group history
7:03 PM - GermanShephard: ok
7:03 PM - GermanShephard: O-o
7:03 PM - GermanShephard: why?
7:03 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: blzr5
7:03 PM - GermanShephard: !!!!!
7:03 PM - GermanShephard: WTFH4X
7:04 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: is that the guy?
7:04 PM - GermanShephard: WHAT THE FUCK
7:04 PM - GermanShephard: O_o
7:04 PM - GermanShephard: that could be him...
7:04 PM - GermanShephard: depends...
7:04 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: thats like...9 pages of join / leave
7:04 PM - GermanShephard: i cant see his profile
7:05 PM - GermanShephard: yeah...
7:05 PM - GermanShephard: O_o
7:05 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: boy, you really must have pissed him off
...or he really doesn't have a life
7:05 PM - GermanShephard: ill add him to my friends list to see if i
cant get a response out of him
7:05 PM - GermanShephard: :/
[Several minutes later]================================================
[Time: 7:09 PM Feb 8 2010]=============================================
7:09 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hey, umm, out of curiosity... what is NS and GT?
7:09 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: you mentioned them yesterday
7:10 PM - GermanShephard: GigaTriton and NovaStrike
7:10 PM - GermanShephard: the two dead supercomputers sitting in my
basment
7:10 PM - GermanShephard: :/
7:10 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: what did he do to them?
7:10 PM - GermanShephard: RAEP
7:11 PM - GermanShephard: ._.
7:12 PM - GermanShephard: he spammed the terminate command to them
and killed them by forcing them to overclock to the point that they
ended up in an infinite loop and fried themselves
7:12 PM - GermanShephard: .-.
7:13 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: didnt you say you had more?
7:14 PM - GermanShephard: yeah
7:14 PM - GermanShephard: its all in my profile
7:14 PM - GermanShephard: your going to LOVE the announcent i made
7:14 PM - GermanShephard: >:3
7:15 PM - GermanShephard: in the comments section
7:15 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: i dont see it...
7:16 PM - GermanShephard: dude
7:16 PM - GermanShephard: in the comments in my profile
7:16 PM - GermanShephard: announcment
7:16 PM - GermanShephard: >:3
7:16 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: oh, i thought you meant your group xD
7:16 PM - GermanShephard: lol

[GermanShephards announcement]========================================
....and i thought i was desperate. I intercepted a handshake protocall
from Blazar5's Murderframe and the little assmuncher was asking someone
for HALP. FAIL. That means he was bluffing, and it also means i can go
on with my life now. The message was as follows:

"oh shit oh shit oh shit dude help help i threated some germin fur dude
and my buddehs ragequit on me FFFF- HALP 0_0"

All i have to say is:


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Basically, his clan thought they were going against an entire team
because Blazar5 lied to them and said that there were several other
people helping me. Once they found out there was only just me, they
GTFO'd because they knew they were going to get banned from the clan
for "ganging"
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7:17 PM - GermanShephard: this also might be another member of Bclan
7:17 PM - GermanShephard: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Geomancia
7:31 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: so, didnt you say you had more supercomputers?
7:35 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hmm?
7:35 PM - GermanShephard: yes
7:36 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: aren't you afraid hes going to target them?
7:36 PM - GermanShephard: not really
7:36 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: why not?
7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they arent on my SSiD listings yet
7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they dont have a IP set up yet
7:38 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: for the grid internet?
7:38 PM - GermanShephard: yeah
7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they dont have permissions of any kind yet
7:38 PM - GermanShephard: :/
7:38 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: what do you use them for?
7:42 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: and what is the grid internet?
7:42 PM - GermanShephard: WUT
7:43 PM - GermanShephard: DUDE
7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: is it another way of saying 'internet'?
7:43 PM - GermanShephard: its the internet as it is right now
7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: oh
7:43 PM - GermanShephard: there are two internets now
7:43 PM - GermanShephard: the Grid, and the Net
7:43 PM - GermanShephard: :/
7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: whats the difference?
7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: im not familiar with the grid
7:43 PM - GermanShephard: the Grid is the same exact thing as the Net,
just faster
7:44 PM - GermanShephard: a FUCKLOAD faster
7:44 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: do you use both? or just one?
7:45 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: also, hows do you plan on faking your internet
death?
7:46 PM - GermanShephard: laptop
7:46 PM - GermanShephard: lol
7:46 PM - GermanShephard: dont need to anymore though
7:46 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: why not?
7:48 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: he gave up?
7:52 PM - GermanShephard: look at my profile

Note: He is referring to the comments on his profile.
See above for details.
Problem solved. This is XXXXXXXXXXX, signing off.
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[End of Chatlog]
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