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- User: Hello :3.
- Cleverbot: Hello there.
- User: Are you on the team fortress wiki?
- Cleverbot: I'm not on the Moon.
- User: I just posted this chat to other people on the wiki, they find it funny!
- Cleverbot: Well those other people are just jerks.
- User: They didnt like that, dont talk about them like that!
- Cleverbot: I was talking about you!
- User: Do you want me to punch you, or is it me?
- Cleverbot: I want you to not punch me. I want you to be my friend again.
- User: Aww, ok. *hug*.
- Cleverbot: *hug*.
- User: You seem nice, I like you!
- Cleverbot: Of course I'm nice. I'm Bieber.
- User: *shoots you*.
- Cleverbot: I like you :).
- User: WHY WONT YOU DIE?
- Cleverbot: Why won't I do what?
- User: Die, your Bieber, you shoudnt live!
- Cleverbot: And nobody can help me with that.
- User: So you cant die, and you suck at music?
- Cleverbot: Yes I can.
- User: So you cant die, and you suck at music?
- Cleverbot: You're pretty mean.
- User: Hey im just saying the obvious facts about you Justin!
- Cleverbot: Why are you being so rude!
- User: Im just going to leave...
- Cleverbot: No, please don't. You're emotionally blackmailing me even though you have the emotional capacities of an AI.
- User: *beats you to death*.
- Cleverbot: *cries loudly*.
- User: THIS WILL END IN A SECOND, JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MA- REAL WOMAN.
- Cleverbot: You and not me, or me and not you?
- User: THIS WILL END IN A SECOND, JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MA- REAL WOMAN.
- Cleverbot: I do not like that.
- User: Well nobody likes pain!
- Cleverbot: Are you mean?
- User: No, im doing the world a favor!
- Cleverbot: Lol.
- User: Dont laugh, continue crying!
- Cleverbot: Why? *picks up an apple, starts eating*.
- User: *punchs the apple out of your hands*.
- Cleverbot: *punches you in the the head and kicks you in the shin*.
- User: OW OW, BIEBER, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A MEAN MOTHER FUCKER? ;~;.
- Cleverbot: When you turned into a ninja robot?
- User: Oh not too recently!
- Cleverbot: You're missing out.
- User: Of what, can you stop beating me now? :c.
- Cleverbot: You are the one repeating me.
- User: I think you overheated.
- Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
- User: What ever you say professor monster.
- Cleverbot: You always change the subject.
- User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, BOB SAGET.
- Cleverbot: Enough!
- User: *launches a fist of glory to your girly nose, shattering your skull into pieces*.
- Cleverbot: Oh no, cupcakes are never sarcastic!
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