When I'm Codin' Jpegs

Parody of the Formby classic When I'm Cleanin' Windows

Now I go codin' jpegs to earn an honest bob
For a lazy bastard it's an interestin' job

Now it's a job that just suits me
A jpeg coder you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I'm codin' jpegs

Honeymoonin' fanboys too
You should see them bill 'n coo
You'd be surprised at things they do
When I'm codin' jpegs

In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll code this blinkin' jpeg
Till I get right to the top

The money splash it looks divine
The ceo is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm codin' jpegs

The graphics engine, names I call
It's a wonder it don't fall
It shouldn't have been used at all
When I'm codin' jpegs

I know a fella, such a swell
He has a hunger plain to tell
I've seen him eat the desk as well
When I'm codin' jpegs

In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll code this blinkin' jpeg
Till I get right to the top

The list of claims is getting wide
Massive porkys I have spied
I'm pretty sure they'll go inside
When I'm codin' jpegs

uke 2nd part instrumental RETURN OF THE DEATH KAZOO


Now there's a famous timeline queen
Well she's the best you've ever seen
More 2020 than 16
When I'm codin' jpegs

She munches timtams quick behind
The swell gets doughnuts on his mind
I wish that I were going blind
When I'm codin' jpegs

In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll code this blinkin' jpeg
Till I get right to the top

The old guy pacing round the floor
He's so fed up, one day I'm sure
He'll drag them in and lock the door
When I'm codin' jpegs

scat- verse
When I'm codin' jpegs