MLPOL to major SEB
MLPOL to major SEB
Take your tism pills and shove your face in the ebb
(Ten) MLPOL (Nine) to major SEB (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), diapers on (Four)
(Three, two) Check derpi (One) and may Atlas’s (Blastoff) love be with you

This is mlpol to major Seb, you've really made the raid
And the papers want to know what size shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave McDonalds if you dare

This is major SEB to ground control, I fell through the floor.
And the gas is floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I the new CWC man far above the world
My foreskin’s owned by Jews and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand draws, I'm feeling very ill
And I think my virgin tip knows which way to go
Tell Derpy I love HIM very much, SHE knows!
MLPOL to major SEB, your pcs dead, and you’re a pleb.
Can you hear me, major SEB?
Can you hear me, major SEB?
Can you hear me, major SEB?
Can you...
Here am I the new CWC man far above the world
My foreskin’s owned by Jews and there's nothing I can do