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  1. Credit to @LostBoyLazarus and @Transnapastain:
  2. <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
  3. <CustomQuestions>
  4. <CustomQuestion>
  5. <Question>~g~Hello.~s~</Question>
  6. <Answers>
  7. <Answer>A cop?! Uh, I mean hi.</Answer>
  8. <Answer>Can I help you?</Answer>
  9. <Answer>Greetings.</Answer>
  10. <Answer>Hello officer. What has he done this time?</Answer>
  11. <Answer>Hello officer.</Answer>
  12. <Answer>Hello.</Answer>
  13. <Answer>Hey, what's happening?</Answer>
  14. <Answer>Hi.</Answer>
  15. <Answer>Howdy.</Answer>
  16. <Answer>How're you doing?</Answer>
  17. <Answer>Oh great, another one of you bastards...</Answer>
  18. <Answer>Oh, uh hi officer. What can I do for you?</Answer>
  19. <Answer>Um, hello?</Answer>
  20. <Answer>What can I do for you?</Answer>
  21. <Answer>What do you need?</Answer>
  22. <Answer>Whatever it was, I didn't do it!</Answer>
  23. <Answer>Yes, yes, hello. What do you want?</Answer>
  24. </Answers>
  25. </CustomQuestion>
  26. <CustomQuestion>
  27. <Question>Why did you run?</Question>
  28. <Answers>
  29. <Answer>I can't go to jail! Please, just let me go!</Answer>
  30. <Answer>I love the thrill of the chase.</Answer>
  31. <Answer>Because I know what you cops are like. Always trying to pin bullshit on me.</Answer>
  32. <Answer>I thought I was faster.</Answer>
  33. <Answer>I thought it was a race!</Answer>
  34. <Answer>Cause I got warrants, at least, I think I got warrants.</Answer>
  35. <Answer>It was stupid. Sorry.</Answer>
  36. <Answer>It seemed like a good idea at the time.</Answer>
  37. <Answer>To get away, duh!</Answer>
  38. <Answer>I left the stove on!</Answer>
  39. <Answer>I was scared!</Answer>
  40. <Answer>'Cause you the police, and, plus, I saw you cocking your gun.</Answer>
  41. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  42. </Answers>
  43. </CustomQuestion>
  44. <CustomQuestion>
  45. <Question>Do you have anything on you I need to know about?</Question>
  46. <Answers>
  47. <Answer>Yes</Answer>
  48. <Answer>Yes, officer.</Answer>
  49. <Answer>I'm not sure.</Answer>
  50. <Answer>I'm not answering.</Answer>
  51. <Answer>Maybe</Answer>
  52. <Answer>I might.</Answer>
  53. <Answer>Touch me and find out.</Answer>
  54. <Answer>Absolutely not.</Answer>
  55. <Answer>No, officer.</Answer>
  56. <Answer>No.</Answer>
  57. <Answer>Wouldn't you like to know?</Answer>
  58. <Answer>No, I want my lawyer. I'm not answering any questions.</Answer>
  59. </Answers>
  60. </CustomQuestion>
  61. <CustomQuestion>
  62. <Question>Anything in the vehicle I need to know about?</Question>
  63. <Answers>
  64. <Answer>Yes</Answer>
  65. <Answer>Yes, officer.</Answer>
  66. <Answer>There might be some empty baggies under the seat. I can't recall</Answer>
  67. <Answer>There might a weapon or two. I am not sure.</Answer>
  68. <Answer>I'm not sure.</Answer>
  69. <Answer>I'm not answering.</Answer>
  70. <Answer>Maybe</Answer>
  71. <Answer>I might.</Answer>
  72. <Answer>Go look and see.</Answer>
  73. <Answer>Absolutely not.</Answer>
  74. <Answer>No, officer.</Answer>
  75. <Answer>No.</Answer>
  76. <Answer>Wouldn't you like to know?</Answer>
  77. <Answer>No, I want my lawyer. I'm not answering any questions.</Answer>
  78. </Answers>
  79. </CustomQuestion>
  80. <CustomQuestion>
  81. <Question>Will you consent to a search of your person?</Question>
  82. <Answers>
  83. <Answer>Do I look like a criminal to you? No, you can't.</Answer>
  84. <Answer>No, I do not consent.</Answer>
  85. <Answer>Screw you, no.</Answer>
  86. <Answer>Don't you touch me.</Answer>
  87. <Answer>I'll mess you up if you try.</Answer>
  88. <Answer>I'm going to kill you up if you try.</Answer>
  89. <Answer>I know my rights, no.</Answer>
  90. <Answer>Only if a female officer carries out the search.</Answer>
  91. <Answer>Yes, I'll consent.</Answer>
  92. <Answer>Yes, thats fine.</Answer>
  93. <Answer>Yes</Answer>
  94. <Answer>Okay, whatever.</Answer>
  95. <Answer>Whatever, do what you want.</Answer>
  96. <Answer>No, I want my lawyer. I'm not answering any questions.</Answer>
  97. </Answers>
  98. </CustomQuestion>
  99. <CustomQuestion>
  100. <Question>Will you consent to a search of your vehicle?</Question>
  101. <Answers>
  102. <Answer>Do I look like a criminal to you? No, you can't.</Answer>
  103. <Answer>I'll mess you up if you try.</Answer>
  104. <Answer>I'm going to kill you up if you try.</Answer>
  105. <Answer>No, I do not consent.</Answer>
  106. <Answer>Screw you, no.</Answer>
  107. <Answer>I know my rights, no.</Answer>
  108. <Answer>Get your grubby hands off of my property!</Answer>
  109. <Answer>Yes, I'll consent.</Answer>
  110. <Answer>Yes, thats fine.</Answer>
  111. <Answer>Yes</Answer>
  112. <Answer>Okay, whatever.</Answer>
  113. <Answer>Whatever, do what you want.</Answer>
  114. <Answer>No, I want my lawyer. I'm not answering any questions.</Answer>
  115. </Answers>
  116. </CustomQuestion>
  117. <CustomQuestion>
  118. <Question>Are there any ~o~weapons~s~ on your person?</Question>
  119. <Answers>
  120. <Answer>I plead the Fifth.</Answer>
  121. <Answer>No officer.</Answer>
  122. <Answer>No.</Answer>
  123. <Answer>Wouldn't you like to know.</Answer>
  124. <Answer>Yes, I've got a bomb strapped to my chest!! What do you think?</Answer>
  125. <Answer>Search me and find out!</Answer>
  126. </Answers>
  127. </CustomQuestion>
  128. <CustomQuestion>
  129. <Question>Does this ~o~gun~s~ belong to someone?</Question>
  130. <Answers>
  131. <Answer>I plead the Fifth.</Answer>
  132. <Answer>It belongs to my boyfriend</Answer>
  133. <Answer>It belongs to my husband</Answer>
  134. <Answer>It belongs to my wife</Answer>
  135. <Answer>I don't know. I found it somewhere</Answer>
  136. <Answer>It's my brother's gun</Answer>
  137. <Answer>It's my father's gun</Answer>
  138. <Answer>It's my girlfriend's gun</Answer>
  139. <Answer>It's my mother's gun</Answer>
  140. <Answer>It's my friend's gun</Answer>
  141. <Answer>It's my sister's gun</Answer>
  142. <Answer>It's my uncle's gun</Answer>
  143. <Answer>It's my aunt's gun</Answer>
  144. <Answer>It's my grandfather's gun</Answer>
  145. <Answer>It's my great grandfather's gun</Answer>
  146. <Answer>It's my ex's gun</Answer>
  147. <Answer>It's my son's gun</Answer>
  148. <Answer>It's my daughter's gun</Answer>
  149. <Answer>It's my niece's gun</Answer>
  150. <Answer>It's my nephew's gun</Answer>
  151. <Answer>It's my gun. Will you be lenient towards me?</Answer>
  152. <Answer>Stop infringing on my Second Amendment rights!</Answer>
  153. </Answers>
  154. </CustomQuestion>
  155. <CustomQuestion>
  156. <Question>Can you tell me ~o~what happened~s~?</Question>
  157. <Answers>
  158. <Answer>Actually I was hoping you could tell me officer?</Answer>
  159. <Answer>Do I look like a detective? Go do your own work.</Answer>
  160. <Answer>I don't talk to cops.</Answer>
  161. <Answer>I saw a man acting suspiciously.</Answer>
  162. <Answer>I think a woman was causing trouble.</Answer>
  163. <Answer>I'd rather not get involved.</Answer>
  164. <Answer>I'm not really sure. It all happened so fast.</Answer>
  165. <Answer>It was the government's fault! Why doesn't anyone believe me?!</Answer>
  166. <Answer>I've no idea. I've only just got here.</Answer>
  167. <Answer>No, I can't.</Answer>
  168. <Answer>Sorry, I didn't see anything.</Answer>
  169. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  170. </Answers>
  171. </CustomQuestion>
  172. <CustomQuestion>
  173. <Question>Do you consent to a breathalyzer test?</Question>
  174. <Answers>
  175. <Answer>Ha! That's a funny word. Sure, why not. Sounds fun.</Answer>
  176. <Answer>Sure, but I've never done one before. Can you explain how it works first?</Answer>
  177. <Answer>No, I don't.</Answer>
  178. <Answer>No. I've done nothing wrong.</Answer>
  179. <Answer>No.</Answer>
  180. <Answer>Screw you, No.</Answer>
  181. <Answer>Sure, I don't mind.</Answer>
  182. <Answer>Yes, I'll consent.</Answer>
  183. <Answer>Sure, I'll consent.</Answer>
  184. <Answer>Sure, why not?</Answer>
  185. <Answer>Yeah, whatever</Answer>
  186. </Answers>
  187. </CustomQuestion>
  188. <CustomQuestion>
  189. <Question>Do you consent to a drug swab test?</Question>
  190. <Answers>
  191. <Answer>I'd rather not.</Answer>
  192. <Answer>No, I've heard those things can hurt.</Answer>
  193. <Answer>No. I'd rather go to the station and do a urine test please.</Answer>
  194. <Answer>No, I don't.</Answer>
  195. <Answer>No. I've done nothing wrong.</Answer>
  196. <Answer>No.</Answer>
  197. <Answer>Screw you, No.</Answer>
  198. <Answer>Sure, I don't mind.</Answer>
  199. <Answer>Yes, I'll consent.</Answer>
  200. <Answer>Sure, I'll consent.</Answer>
  201. <Answer>Sure, why not?</Answer>
  202. <Answer>Yeah, whatever</Answer>
  203. </Answers>
  204. </CustomQuestion>
  205. <CustomQuestion>
  206. <Question>Why were you fighting?</Question>
  207. <Answers>
  208. <Answer>Because that bitch deserves it.</Answer>
  209. <Answer>Because that bitch deserves to have their ass beat.</Answer>
  210. <Answer>Because they cheated on me.</Answer>
  211. <Answer>They owe me money.</Answer>
  212. <Answer>They looked at me funny.</Answer>
  213. <Answer>They disrespected me.</Answer>
  214. <Answer>They disrespected my mom.</Answer>
  215. <Answer>They disrespected my hood.</Answer>
  216. <Answer>They mean mugged me.</Answer>
  217. <Answer>You wouldn't understand.</Answer>
  218. <Answer>Because I'm pisssed off.</Answer>
  219. <Answer>Because they pissed me off.</Answer>
  220. <Answer>Cause I can, you want some too?</Answer>
  221. <Answer>Back off, or I'll mess you up too.</Answer>
  222. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  223. </Answers>
  224. </CustomQuestion>
  225. <CustomQuestion>
  226. <Question>Do you have a valid ~o~permit~s~ for that weapon?</Question>
  227. <Answers>
  228. <Answer>I can't be sure. Can you check for me please?</Answer>
  229. <Answer>I don't remember. Sorry.</Answer>
  230. <Answer>No comment.</Answer>
  231. <Answer>Of course...</Answer>
  232. <Answer>Yes, but it might have expired.</Answer>
  233. </Answers>
  234. </CustomQuestion>
  235. <CustomQuestion>
  236. <Question>Do you require ~o~medical assistance~s~?</Question>
  237. <Answers>
  238. <Answer>I suffered worse in the war. I'll live.</Answer>
  239. <Answer>I... I'm not sure... I feel strange...</Answer>
  240. <Answer>I... I'm not sure...</Answer>
  241. <Answer>I'd like an ambulance please.</Answer>
  242. <Answer>I'd rather take my chances without it, thanks.</Answer>
  243. <Answer>I'll pass, thanks.</Answer>
  244. <Answer>No thanks, I'm fine.</Answer>
  245. <Answer>Yes, I do.</Answer>
  246. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  247. </Answers>
  248. </CustomQuestion>
  249. <CustomQuestion>
  250. <Question>Do you understand what I have just explained to you?</Question>
  251. <Answers>
  252. <Answer>I do</Answer>
  253. <Answer>I sure do!</Answer>
  254. <Answer>I think so.</Answer>
  255. <Answer>If it'll get you outta my face.</Answer>
  256. <Answer>Yes, I do.</Answer>
  257. <Answer>Yes.</Answer>
  258. <Answer>Yup.</Answer>
  259. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  260. </Answers>
  261. </CustomQuestion>
  262. <CustomQuestion>
  263. <Question>Do you want to press charges?</Question>
  264. <Answers>
  265. <Answer>No, we'll deal with this in the streets.</Answer>
  266. <Answer>No, that's okay</Answer>
  267. <Answer>No</Answer>
  268. <Answer>No, I don't want any trouble.</Answer>
  269. <Answer>Yes</Answer>
  270. <Answer>Yes, you bet I do.</Answer>
  271. <Answer>Absolutely</Answer>
  272. <Answer>Of course I do.</Answer>
  273. </Answers>
  274. </CustomQuestion>
  275. <CustomQuestion>
  276. <Question>Does this property have ~o~CCTV~s~?</Question>
  277. <Answers>
  278. <Answer>It does however it's not functioning right now.</Answer>
  279. <Answer>No, I'm afraid it doesn't.</Answer>
  280. <Answer>No.</Answer>
  281. <Answer>Of course.</Answer>
  282. <Answer>Yes, I'll get the tapes ready for the detectives.</Answer>
  283. <Answer>Yes.</Answer>
  284. </Answers>
  285. </CustomQuestion>
  286. <CustomQuestion>
  287. <Question>I need you to ~o~calm down~s~ for me.</Question>
  288. <Answers>
  289. <Answer>Calm down? At a time like this? You're joking right?</Answer>
  290. <Answer>Calm down? Calm down?! I'll show you fucking calm if you don't get out of my face!!</Answer>
  291. <Answer>Fuck off.</Answer>
  292. <Answer>I'll be okay in a minute. I just need some air.</Answer>
  293. <Answer>Okay. Sorry.</Answer>
  294. <Answer>Yes, you're right. Okay, I'll try.</Answer>
  295. </Answers>
  296. </CustomQuestion>
  297. <CustomQuestion>
  298. <Question>I'm going to run some sobriety tests, okay?</Question>
  299. <Answers>
  300. <Answer>I don't want to take any tests.</Answer>
  301. <Answer>If that's what you want officer, sure.</Answer>
  302. <Answer>Is that really necessary? Okay, sure</Answer>
  303. <Answer>Is that really necessary? No, I refuse</Answer>
  304. <Answer>Just give me the damn breathalyzer and let's get this over with.</Answer>
  305. <Answer>Okay.</Answer>
  306. <Answer>Yes, that's fine.</Answer>
  307. </Answers>
  308. </CustomQuestion>
  309. <CustomQuestion>
  310. <Question>It is illegal to ~o~drink~s~ alcohol here.</Question>
  311. <Answers>
  312. <Answer>Better I drink here than in my car.</Answer>
  313. <Answer>Don't you have a real job to do? Quit bothering me.</Answer>
  314. <Answer>Get lost. I can do what I want.</Answer>
  315. <Answer>I'm not drinking...</Answer>
  316. <Answer>It's not like it's hurting anyone though, is it?</Answer>
  317. <Answer>Oh c'mon officer. Please cut me a break.</Answer>
  318. <Answer>Oh great. Another law pushing puppet.</Answer>
  319. <Answer>Says who?</Answer>
  320. <Answer>Says you.</Answer>
  321. <Answer>Where else am I supposed to drink?</Answer>
  322. </Answers>
  323. </CustomQuestion>
  324. <CustomQuestion>
  325. <Question>Are you aware that there is a warrant for your arrest?</Question>
  326. <Answers>
  327. <Answer>Is there? Well hell.</Answer>
  328. <Answer>Its just some unpaid parking fines.</Answer>
  329. <Answer>Come on officer, can't we make a deal?</Answer>
  330. <Answer>Come on officer, let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Lincoln</Answer>
  331. <Answer>Does this mean I'm going to jail?</Answer>
  332. <Answer>I don't see how that's possible.</Answer>
  333. <Answer>Why would I have a warrant?</Answer>
  334. <Answer>No, how is this possible?</Answer>
  335. <Answer>No, I took care of that already.</Answer>
  336. <Answer>This is some bullshit.</Answer>
  337. <Answer>Yes, I'm a wanted man.</Answer>
  338. <Answer>Yes, the jig is up, you finally found me.</Answer>
  339. </Answers>
  340. </CustomQuestion>
  341. <CustomQuestion>
  342. <Question>This vehicle is flagged as ~o~stolen~s~.</Question>
  343. <Answers>
  344. <Answer>*Sarcastically* You got me officer...</Answer>
  345. <Answer>I didn't steal it if that's what you're implying.</Answer>
  346. <Answer>I previously reported it as stolen but have since got it back.</Answer>
  347. <Answer>I... don't know what to say.</Answer>
  348. <Answer>I've no idea why.</Answer>
  349. <Answer>Of course it's not stolen.</Answer>
  350. <Answer>That's very strange...</Answer>
  351. <Answer>Why would I steal a vehicle?</Answer>
  352. <Answer>You're mistaken officer. I just bought this vehicle today.</Answer>
  353. <Answer>I stole this vehicle, officer</Answer>
  354. <Answer>I plead the Fifth</Answer>
  355. </Answers>
  356. </CustomQuestion>
  357. <CustomQuestion>
  358. <Question>Are you aware that you're tresspassing?</Question>
  359. <Answers>
  360. <Answer>Am I? Sorry, I didn't realise.</Answer>
  361. <Answer>Are you sure? I don't think that I am.</Answer>
  362. <Answer>It's okay, I have permission to be here.</Answer>
  363. <Answer>No, I'm sure this is public land.</Answer>
  364. <Answer>Really? I didn't see a sign?</Answer>
  365. <Answer>Shh! I'm invisible. You can't see me!</Answer>
  366. <Answer>So? I can go where ever I want.</Answer>
  367. </Answers>
  368. </CustomQuestion>
  369. <CustomQuestion>
  370. <Question>~o~Wait~s~ right here for me. ~o~Don't move~s~, okay?</Question>
  371. <Answers>
  372. <Answer>I'm not going anywhere.</Answer>
  373. <Answer>Like I have a choice.</Answer>
  374. <Answer>Okay.</Answer>
  375. <Answer>Sure.</Answer>
  376. <Answer>Take your time. I've got all day...</Answer>
  377. <Answer>Well, hurry up. I haven't got all day you know!</Answer>
  378. <Answer>Whatever you say.</Answer>
  379. </Answers>
  380. </CustomQuestion>
  381. <CustomQuestion>
  382. <Question>Who do the narcotics belong to?</Question>
  383. <Answers>
  384. <Answer>I don't even know how they got there officer.</Answer>
  385. <Answer>I think you planted them there officer!</Answer>
  386. <Answer>I've never seen them before.</Answer>
  387. <Answer>What are narcotics?</Answer>
  388. <Answer>I just found them over there. I didn't even know what was in the bag!</Answer>
  389. <Answer>These are my sister's pants!</Answer>
  390. <Answer>These are my brother's pants!</Answer>
  391. <Answer>They must belong to my friend.</Answer>
  392. <Answer>They're for my sister. She suffers bad without her fix.</Answer>
  393. <Answer>They must belong to my friend. She was with me earlier.</Answer>
  394. <Answer>They're mine.</Answer>
  395. <Answer>What narcotics? Those are just breath mints officer.</Answer>
  396. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  397. </Answers>
  398. </CustomQuestion>
  399. <CustomQuestion>
  400. <Question>Who's your ~o~friend~s~?</Question>
  401. <Answers>
  402. <Answer>A neighbour.</Answer>
  403. <Answer>How about you mind your own business?</Answer>
  404. <Answer>I don't know who they are.</Answer>
  405. <Answer>I've never seen them before today.</Answer>
  406. <Answer>Just a friend.</Answer>
  407. <Answer>My boss.</Answer>
  408. <Answer>My husband.</Answer>
  409. <Answer>My wife.</Answer>
  410. <Answer>My boyfriend.</Answer>
  411. <Answer>My cousin.</Answer>
  412. <Answer>My sibling.</Answer>
  413. <Answer>My dad.</Answer>
  414. <Answer>My mom.</Answer>
  415. <Answer>My uncle.</Answer>
  416. <Answer>My aunt.</Answer>
  417. <Answer>My date.</Answer>
  418. <Answer>My lover.</Answer>
  419. <Answer>No idea.</Answer>
  420. <Answer>They're NOT my friend.</Answer>
  421. <Answer>Why don't you ask them instead?</Answer>
  422. </Answers>
  423. </CustomQuestion>
  424. <CustomQuestion>
  425. <Question>Is this your vehicle?</Question>
  426. <Answers>
  427. <Answer>Yes</Answer>
  428. <Answer>No</Answer>
  429. <Answer>I'm not going to answer that.</Answer>
  430. <Answer>You can run the plate and see.</Answer>
  431. <Answer>It sure is!</Answer>
  432. <Answer>Yeah, I just got it.</Answer>
  433. <Answer>No, it belongs to my parents.</Answer>
  434. <Answer>No, it belongs to my mom.</Answer>
  435. <Answer>No, it belongs to my dad.</Answer>
  436. <Answer>No, it belongs to my friend.</Answer>
  437. <Answer>No, it belongs to my girlfriend.</Answer>
  438. <Answer>No, it belongs to my boyfriend.</Answer>
  439. <Answer>Yeah.</Answer>
  440. <Answer>Naw, I'm just ridin' in it</Answer>
  441. <Answer>Bought and paid for.</Answer>
  442. <Answer>You tell me.</Answer>
  443. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  444. </Answers>
  445. </CustomQuestion>
  446. <CustomQuestion>
  447. <Question>Do you require assistance?</Question>
  448. <Answers>
  449. <Answer>I do? No, I'm all set.</Answer>
  450. <Answer>I need a ride. Any chance you could call me a cab?</Answer>
  451. <Answer>I'm looking for a good place to eat. Any suggestions?</Answer>
  452. <Answer>I'm looking for people to sign Proposition 208. Want to sign officer?</Answer>
  453. <Answer>No, all good here thanks.</Answer>
  454. <Answer>Unless you want to give me a couple thousand dollars, I'm fine.</Answer>
  455. <Answer>I refuse to answer any questions.</Answer>
  456. </Answers>
  457. </CustomQuestion>
  458. <CustomQuestion>
  459. <Question>~g~Thanks for your time.~s~</Question>
  460. <Answers>
  461. <Answer>Are you still here?</Answer>
  462. <Answer>Goodbye.</Answer>
  463. <Answer>No problem.</Answer>
  464. <Answer>Stay safe out there officer.</Answer>
  465. <Answer>Sure.</Answer>
  466. <Answer>Take care now.</Answer>
  467. <Answer>Thank you for your service.</Answer>
  468. <Answer>Yeah, whatever.</Answer>
  469. <Answer>Yeah, yeah.</Answer>
  470. </Answers>
  471. </CustomQuestion>
  472. </CustomQuestions>
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