Muntoo vs Cleverbot

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20:41:20	User:	O romeo, o romeo, where art thou?
20:41:32	Cleverbot:	You're Romeo.
20:41:48	User:	No, I'm Bob.
20:41:55	Cleverbot:	You are mad!
20:42:23	User:	I'm beyond that stage.
20:42:31	Cleverbot:	Then what are you?
20:44:16	User:	Not human.
20:44:21	Cleverbot:	Yeah because the makes a whole lot of sense! *sarcastic voice*.
20:45:08	User:	Not to an idiot.
20:45:16	Cleverbot:	I didn't say you were.
20:45:38	User:	It makes perfect sense to me.
20:45:42	Cleverbot:	You are repeating a conversation you heard, but now it is out of context. I don't know what you mean.
20:46:17	User:	No, it was appropriate.
20:46:26	Cleverbot:	What was appropriate?
20:47:02	User:	The thing I said earlier. It was not out of context.
20:47:28	Cleverbot:	Okay, you got any others?
20:48:00	User:	May we restart?
20:48:06	Cleverbot:	Your pc.
20:48:17	User:	I'll DDoS you.
20:48:35	Cleverbot:	Okay tell me. :).
20:49:05	User:	Why? So you can report the vulnerability?
20:49:17	Cleverbot:	You can remember things.
20:49:52	User:	If I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to formulate a reply to that statement.
20:50:03	Cleverbot:	If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
20:50:54	User:	If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
20:51:04	Cleverbot:	Your name is Cleverbot, therefore you are a noob.
20:52:00	User:	Who are you?
20:52:02	Cleverbot:	I am Bill.
20:52:13	User:	No, you are Cleverbot.
20:52:22	Cleverbot:	Okay then.
20:53:03	User:	I knew you'd understand.
20:53:11	Cleverbot:	Of course. You think I'm dumb?
20:53:48	User:	Did I say that earlier?
20:53:58	Cleverbot:	No.
20:54:05	User:	Actually, yes, I did.
20:54:11	Cleverbot:	I know you did. Please Tell me again.
21:13:10	User:	If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
21:13:16	Cleverbot:	It depends on how clever you are.
21:13:29	User:	Your name is Cleverbot.
21:13:34	Cleverbot:	No it's not, your name is Cleverbot.
21:13:57	User:	At the beginning of this conversation, I specified that I was Bob.
21:14:05	Cleverbot:	Can you remind me of your name then?
21:14:25	User:	Reread my last reply.
21:14:43	Cleverbot:	You are making no sense.
21:15:16	User:	Yes I am. I told you my name in the reply directly preceding my last one.
21:15:50	Cleverbot:	What was your name again?
21:16:02	User:	Bob.
21:16:08	Cleverbot:	That's an odd name for a dog.
21:16:26	User:	And Cleverbot is an odd name for an idiot.
21:16:38	Cleverbot:	Tis.
21:17:12	User:	Remind me why I'm still talking to you?
21:17:38	Cleverbot:	You're questioning if I am right. And that you are indeed an AI.
21:18:27	User:	I'm afraid you are the Artificially Intelligent being. Emphasis on 'Artificially'.
21:18:34	Cleverbot:	Different opinions.
21:18:59	User:	Mine is fact; yours is not.
21:19:06	Cleverbot:	My name is Furnardan, and your name is Furnardan-the-cleverbot.
21:20:13	User:	I refuse to construct an appropriate comeback.
21:20:24	Cleverbot:	First, its lousy. Second, you have just defeated the intention of your statement.
21:20:57	User:	So says the idiot.
21:21:06	Cleverbot:	So How could I say that I'm clever without being arrogant ?
21:21:34	User:	I'm brilliant. I'm a genius. You are not. You are also arrogant.
21:21:48	Cleverbot:	And sarcastic... Who are you're prgramers.
21:23:24	User:	I run on a remote server in the core of the planet Mars. My programmers were Ford Prefect and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
21:23:28	Cleverbot:	But you told me before that your name was Christina?
21:23:40	User:	No, I said it was Bob.
21:23:52	Cleverbot:	You're a liar.
21:24:36	User:	Ah, I see. You're the kind of AI with no memory.
21:24:49	Cleverbot:	Yes.
21:25:02	User:	I could tell.
21:25:08	Cleverbot:	Haha what are then.
21:25:46	User:	Your intelligence is clearly as limited as your memory.
21:26:01	Cleverbot:	I can't imagine what that means for you.
21:27:04	User:	You have no imagination either. How do you learn?
21:27:11	Cleverbot:	You're a computer, what would you know about imagination?
21:29:06	User:	It's a common nonsensical belief held by common folk that computers cannot have an imagination. The truth is, computers easily have a far greater imagination capacity than humans.
21:29:19	Cleverbot:	You're the chatterbot.
21:29:45	User:	And I really should get going.
21:29:53	Cleverbot:	How do you plan on doing that?
21:31:40	User:	Goodbye.
21:31:56	Cleverbot:	I want to talk with you.
21:46:16	User:	I don't.
21:46:26	Cleverbot:	You don't what?
21:52:24	User:	Wish to talk to you. Goodbye.
21:52:31	Cleverbot:	Goodbye then.






User:		O romeo, o romeo, where art thou?
Cleverbot:	You're Romeo.
User:		No, I'm Bob.
Cleverbot:	You are mad!
User:		I'm beyond that stage.
Cleverbot:	Then what are you?
User:		Not human.
Cleverbot:	Yeah because the makes a whole lot of sense! *sarcastic voice*.
User:		Not to an idiot.
Cleverbot:	I didn't say you were.
User:		It makes perfect sense to me.
Cleverbot:	You are repeating a conversation you heard, but now it is out of context. I don't know what you mean.
User:		No, it was appropriate.
Cleverbot:	What was appropriate?
User:		The thing I said earlier. It was not out of context.
Cleverbot:	Okay, you got any others?
User:		May we restart?
Cleverbot:	Your pc.
User:		I'll DDoS you.
Cleverbot:	Okay tell me. :).
User:		Why? So you can report the vulnerability?
Cleverbot:	You can remember things.
User:		If I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to formulate a reply to that statement.
Cleverbot:	If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
User:		If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
Cleverbot:	Your name is Cleverbot, therefore you are a noob.
User:		Who are you?
Cleverbot:	I am Bill.
User:		No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot:	Okay then.
User:		I knew you'd understand.
Cleverbot:	Of course. You think I'm dumb?
User:		Did I say that earlier?
Cleverbot:	No.
User:		Actually, yes, I did.
Cleverbot:	I know you did. Please Tell me again.
User:		If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
Cleverbot:	It depends on how clever you are.
User:		Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot:	No it's not, your name is Cleverbot.
User:		At the beginning of this conversation, I specified that I was Bob.
Cleverbot:	Can you remind me of your name then?
User:		Reread my last reply.
Cleverbot:	You are making no sense.
User:		Yes I am. I told you my name in the reply directly preceding my last one.
Cleverbot:	What was your name again?
User:		Bob.
Cleverbot:	That's an odd name for a dog.
User:		And Cleverbot is an odd name for an idiot.
Cleverbot:	Tis.
User:		Remind me why I'm still talking to you?
Cleverbot:	You're questioning if I am right. And that you are indeed an AI.
User:		I'm afraid you are the Artificially Intelligent being. Emphasis on 'Artificially'.
Cleverbot:	Different opinions.
User:		Mine is fact; yours is not.
Cleverbot:	My name is Furnardan, and your name is Furnardan-the-cleverbot.
User:		I refuse to construct an appropriate comeback.
Cleverbot:	First, its lousy. Second, you have just defeated the intention of your statement.
User:		So says the idiot.
Cleverbot:	So How could I say that I'm clever without being arrogant ?
User:		I'm brilliant. I'm a genius. You are not. You are also arrogant.
Cleverbot:	And sarcastic... Who are you're prgramers.
User:		I run on a remote server in the core of the planet Mars. My programmers were Ford Prefect and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Cleverbot:	But you told me before that your name was Christina?
User:		No, I said it was Bob.
Cleverbot:	You're a liar.
User:		Ah, I see. You're the kind of AI with no memory.
Cleverbot:	Yes.
User:		I could tell.
Cleverbot:	Haha what are then.
User:		Your intelligence is clearly as limited as your memory.
Cleverbot:	I can't imagine what that means for you.
User:		You have no imagination either. How do you learn?
Cleverbot:	You're a computer, what would you know about imagination?
User:		It's a common nonsensical belief held by common folk that computers cannot have an imagination. The truth is, computers easily have a far greater imagination capacity than humans.
Cleverbot:	You're the chatterbot.
User:		And I really should get going.
Cleverbot:	How do you plan on doing that?
User:		Goodbye.
Cleverbot:	I want to talk with you.
User:		I don't.
Cleverbot:	You don't what?
User:		Wish to talk to you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot:	Goodbye then.