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- Serious ERP Interrogation
- Commander Chris:
- Message Deleted
- [00:33]
- jack:
- ok
- [00:33]
- Michael Sandwich:
- We'd like to ask you some questions
- [00:33]
- Commander Chris:
- You guys are just bullies, lol
- [00:33]
- jack:
- cool group chat
- [00:33]
- Michael Sandwich:
- About the crime you commited.
- [00:33]
- jack:
- wheres obama
- youre wanted
- by 2
- different organizations
- loser
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- dude, I ERPed with fork chan because we actually wanted a relationship
- [00:34]
- jack:
- what
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- can you stop trying to ruin my reputation?
- [00:34]
- jack:
- LOL
- [00:34]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Would that be in real life
- or in game relationships?
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- Real life
- [00:34]
- jack:
- whAT
- HELP
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- we actually liked eachother
- [00:34]
- jack:
- KIO
- HIO
- WO
- HELP
- ???????????????2222222222222
- [00:34]
- Michael Sandwich:
- now how old is Fork?
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- He's 15.
- I'm 12
- [00:34]
- jack:
- LOL
- [00:34]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Right so
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- And I consented, so did He
- [00:34]
- Michael Sandwich:
- a gay lover
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- yeah
- [00:34]
- Michael Sandwich:
- relationship
- i see.
- [00:34]
- Commander Chris:
- I'm gay
- Woopie
- [00:34]
- jack:
- what
- help
- what
- the fuck
- [00:35]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Now let's be serious here
- [00:35]
- jack:
- you know
- next year
- hes going to be
- of age of consent
- [00:35]
- Commander Chris:
- Let's be serious, here.
- [00:35]
- jack:
- and itll be illegal
- to be with him
- you know that
- right
- [00:35]
- Commander Chris:
- Can you be serious
- And not just spam?
- [00:35]
- jack:
- i am
- [00:35]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Where is Fork located?
- [00:35]
- jack:
- he is going to be
- [00:35]
- Commander Chris:
- France
- [00:35]
- jack:
- commiting a crime
- if you two
- [00:35]
- Commander Chris:
- And I'm in the USA.
- [00:35]
- jack:
- have a relationship
- next year
- [00:35]
- Commander Chris:
- He hates me
- [00:35]
- jack:
- age of consent in like every state is 16
- [00:36]
- Commander Chris:
- We're no longer a thing
- [00:36]
- jack:
- minimum
- [00:36]
- Commander Chris:
- He doesn't like me anymore.
- [00:36]
- jack:
- owned
- [00:36]
- Commander Chris:
- Can jack leave? he's just a dickhead
- [00:36]
- jack:
- bring yourself forward to the court of law
- pay your fines
- [00:36]
- Michael Sandwich:
- This is a serious conviction young man.
- [00:36]
- jack:
- thatll be 2 paragraphs of erp logs
- [00:36]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Were you into creating a gay relationship?
- [00:36]
- jack:
- minimum
- why are you using
- [00:36]
- Michael Sandwich:
- between the two of you?
- [00:37]
- jack:
- grammar and capitalization
- [00:37]
- Commander Chris:
- Listen dude, I liked the guy I told him, and we moved on from there
- [00:37]
- Michael Sandwich:
- This is a serious interrogation officer, please step away if you do not want to partake.
- [00:37]
- jack:
- what
- ok
- [00:37]
- Michael Sandwich:
- So yes you are gay?
- [00:37]
- Commander Chris:
- I like girls and Guys
- [00:37]
- Michael Sandwich:
- so bisexual then?
- [00:37]
- Commander Chris:
- I guess, sure.
- [00:38]
- jack:
- imagine inviting me and then saying im not being serious when i say it would be a crime if hes still with a 16 year old
- [00:38]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Now how did you meet with Mr Fork?
- LOO
- L
- l
- L
- [00:38]
- Commander Chris:
- I met him on the server, we'd usually always RP
- I met him on Undetermined Gaming
- [00:38]
- Michael Sandwich:
- How so?
- [00:39]
- Commander Chris:
- Usually he'd RP this entire event with spooky ghosts and radios
- and My character was a detective
- And He'd usually scare me and shit
- [00:39]
- jack:
- so through a virtual positive friendship it turned into a real life relationship
- funny
- [00:39]
- Commander Chris:
- Yeah, it did.
- [00:39]
- jack:
- LOL
- bro
- [00:39]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Can we speak in discord?
- [00:39]
- jack:
- youre actually
- [00:39]
- Michael Sandwich:
- it'd better
- [00:39]
- jack:
- retarded
- what if he was like
- 76
- [00:39]
- Michael Sandwich:
- you do not have to do voice calls
- [00:39]
- Commander Chris:
- Jack, atleast I got someone to want to fuck me, we're not all discusting pigs like you
- you fucking dickhead
- [00:40]
- jack:
- LOL
- so because i dont erp
- [00:40]
- Michael Sandwich:
- may we speak in discord sir?
- [00:40]
- jack:
- it makes me
- Commander Chris has left the Chat
- [00:40]
- jack:
- a dickhead
- ok
- LOL
- [00:40]
- Michael Sandwich:
- Message Deleted
- [00:40]
- jack:
- so because i dont
- erp
- it makes me
- a pig and dickhead
- FUNNY
- _MQ
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