XKCD substitutions

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          "input": "witnesses",
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          "output": "these dudes I know",
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        },
        {
          "input": "allegedly",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "kina probably",
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        },
        {
          "input": "new study",
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          "output": "tumblr post",
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        },
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          "input": "rebuild",
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          "output": "avenge",
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        },
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          "input": "space",
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          "output": "SPAAACE",
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        },
        {
          "input": "google glass",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "virtual boy",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "smartphone",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "pokédex",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "electric",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "atomic",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "senator",
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          "output": "elf-lord",
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        },
        {
          "input": "car",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "cat",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "election",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "eating contest",
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        },
        {
          "input": "congressional leaders",
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          "output": "river spirits",
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        },
        {
          "input": "homeland security",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "homestar runner",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "could not be reached for comment",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "is guilty and everyone knows it",
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        },
        {
          "input": "debate",
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          "output": "dance-off",
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        },
        {
          "input": "self-driving",
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          "output": "uncontrollably-steering",
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        },
        {
          "input": "poll",
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          "output": "psychic reading",
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        },
        {
          "input": "candidate",
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          "output": "airbender",
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          "input": "drone",
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          "output": "dog",
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        },
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          "input": "vows to",
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          "output": "probably won't",
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        },
        {
          "input": "at large",
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          "output": "very large",
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        },
        {
          "input": "successfully",
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          "output": "suddenly",
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        },
        {
          "input": "expands",
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          "output": "physically expands",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "first-degree",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "friggin' awful",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "second-degree",
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          "output": "friggin'-awful",
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        },
        {
          "input": "third-degree",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "friggin'-awful",
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        {
          "input": "an unknown number",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "like hundreds",
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        },
        {
          "input": "front runner",
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          "output": "blade runner",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "global",
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          "output": "spherical",
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        },
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          "input": "years",
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          "output": "minutes",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "minutes",
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          "output": "years",
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        },
        {
          "input": "no indication",
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          "output": "lots of sings",
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        },
        {
          "input": "urged restraint by",
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          "output": "drunkenly egged on",
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        },
        {
          "input": "horesepower",
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          "output": "tons of horsemeat",
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        },
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          "input": "gaffe",
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          "output": "magic spell",
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        },
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          "input": "ancient",
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          "output": "haunted",
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        },
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          "input": "star-studded",
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          "output": "blood-soaked",
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          "input": "remains to be seen",
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          "input": "silver bullet",
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          "output": "way to kill werewolves",
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        },
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          "input": "subway system",
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          "output": "tunnels I found",
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        },
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          "input": "surprising",
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          "output": "surprising (but not to me)",
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        },
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          "input": "war of words",
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          "output": "interplanetary war",
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          "input": "\\btension",
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          "input": "cautiously optimistic",
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          "output": "delusional",
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        },
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          "input": "doctor who",
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          "output": "The Big Bang Theory",
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          "input": "win votes",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "find Pokémon",
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          "input": "behind the headlines",
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          "output": "beyond the grave",
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          "input": "email",
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          "output": "poem",
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          "input": "facebook post",
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          "output": "poem",
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        },
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          "input": "tweet",
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          "input": "facebook ceo",
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          "output": "this guy",
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        },
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          "input": "latest",
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          "output": "final",
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          "input": "disrupt",
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          "output": "destroy",
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          "input": "meeting",
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          "output": "ménage à trois",
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        },
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          "input": "scientists",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "Channing Tatum and his friends",
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        },
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          "input": "you won't believe",
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          "output": "I'm really sad about",
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