Nope!

[2015-10-11 11:25:30] <Darkened> Okay
[2015-10-11 11:25:34] <Mishie|Johnny> mhm
[2015-10-11 11:25:39] <Darkened> You all receive notes!
[2015-10-11 11:25:43] <Darkened> Giving you an address
[2015-10-11 11:25:46] <Darkened> And a time
[2015-10-11 11:25:48] <Darkened> And nothing else.
[2015-10-11 11:26:05] <Kitsune-chan> is the address real?
[2015-10-11 11:26:39] <Clownpiece> (OOC should we go, because she could..but would be more likely to sabotoge things then go her self.)
[2015-10-11 11:28:54] * Clownpiece reads the address and looks it up.
[2015-10-11 11:30:27] * Mishie|Johnny just heads to the address because fuckit
[2015-10-11 11:32:18] <Darkened> It's an office building
[2015-10-11 11:32:25] <Darkened> It's rather run down, but open.
[2015-10-11 11:34:53] <Mishie|Johnny> "Whelp"
[2015-10-11 11:35:02] * Mishie|Johnny shrugs and heads inside
[2015-10-11 11:36:02] * Kitsune-chan lets Johnny go in first in case it s a building box
[2015-10-11 11:36:44] <Darkened> Nothing happens to Johnny
[2015-10-11 11:38:26] * Kitsune-chan follows
[2015-10-11 11:38:51] <Clownpiece> (So its all the same place?)
[2015-10-11 11:41:28] <Darkened> Yes
[2015-10-11 11:41:48] * Clownpiece decides to just walk up if her chancel mates are there.
[2015-10-11 11:44:25] <Darkened> Do others follow Johnny in?
[2015-10-11 11:45:27] <Kitsune-chan> I said I followed
[2015-10-11 11:46:57] * Clownpiece follows Johnny in.
[2015-10-11 11:48:59] <Darkened> The fllor creaks under them and the front desk is abandoned, silent save for the commercials streaming through an old black and white TV. To one side there's an elevator. Next to it is an open door leading in to a narrow staircase.
[2015-10-11 11:49:54] <Mishie|Johnny> "Well then."
[2015-10-11 11:50:31] <Kitsune-chan> what comericials?
[2015-10-11 11:50:41] <Mishie|Johnny> "I don't trust that elevator at all, so uh, Imma take the stairs.  Get some good old cardio."
[2015-10-11 11:51:02] * Clownpiece goes for the elevator.
[2015-10-11 11:51:14] * Mishie|Johnny follows his own awesome advice and heads up the stairs because he's Heart Smart.
[2015-10-11 11:51:46] <Darkened> The fifth step up cracks under his weight, broken flats clattering down into a dark basement.
[2015-10-11 11:53:13] * Mishie|Johnny continues to walk up the stairs not giving a fuck because he's cool like that.
[2015-10-11 11:54:29] * Kitsune-chan follows Inot the elevator
[2015-10-11 11:54:46] <Darkened> Something whails eerily in the distance, though arriving at the second story reveals it's just wind blowing through a broken window.
[2015-10-11 11:55:36] <Mishie|Johnny> "Somebody should fix that."
[2015-10-11 11:55:40] <Mishie|Johnny> "Just y'know, not me."
[2015-10-11 11:56:11] * Mishie|Johnny does a quick look around for anything else of interest.
[2015-10-11 11:56:22] <Darkened> The staircase keeps going up.
[2015-10-11 11:56:28] <Darkened> A light flickers off for a moment.
[2015-10-11 11:58:11] <Darkened> There's 14 floors
[2015-10-11 11:58:19] <Darkened> Which does Clownpiece press?
[2015-10-11 11:58:57] <Clownpiece> "13! or wait no. Don't want to spoil my appitite yet."
[2015-10-11 11:59:26] * Clownpiece presses 3.
[2015-10-11 12:00:01] <Kitsune-chan> (so there's 15 buttons?)
[2015-10-11 12:01:29] <Darkened> The elevator screetches upward slowly, then stops halfway between the first and second floor and something thuds against the roof.
[2015-10-11 12:03:05] * Clownpiece opens the trap door in the roof of the elevator.
[2015-10-11 12:03:50] * Mishie|Johnny continues to go up them stairs
[2015-10-11 12:04:40] <Darkened> There's nothing above Johnny
[2015-10-11 12:04:54] <Darkened> Mishie finds something wet and sticky dripping from a crack in the ceiling.
[2015-10-11 12:05:25] <Mishie|Johnny> (But what does Johnny find? :0 )
[2015-10-11 12:06:04] * Mishie|Johnny looks at the crack and the fluid dripping from it
[2015-10-11 12:06:07] <Mishie|Johnny> "Nope!"
[2015-10-11 12:06:18] * Mishie|Johnny walks backwards down the stairs
[2015-10-11 12:06:19] <Mishie|Johnny> "Nope!"
[2015-10-11 12:06:25] <Darkened> There's nothing above Clownpiece*
[2015-10-11 12:06:40] * Mishie|Johnny heads back to the groundfloor, continuing to walk backwards.
[2015-10-11 12:06:42] <Mishie|Johnny> "Nope!"
[2015-10-11 12:07:00] <Darkened> The TV at the front desk is off and the chair has moved.
[2015-10-11 12:07:03] <Darkened> But no one seems to be there.
[2015-10-11 12:07:11] * Clownpiece crawls up on to the top of the elevator.
[2015-10-11 12:07:19] * Clownpiece looks around.
[2015-10-11 12:07:20] <Darkened> The elevator creaks again and starts moving and Clownpiece can see the mask of a sad clown staring down at her from above for a second.
[2015-10-11 12:07:28] * Mishie|Johnny punches open the nearby grate and crawls inside.
[2015-10-11 12:07:29] <Mishie|Johnny> "Nope!"
[2015-10-11 12:07:30] <Clownpiece> "Hi!"
[2015-10-11 12:07:47] <Darkened> Mishie finds that there doesn't seem to be a door.
[2015-10-11 12:07:55] <Darkened> Also that the floor number listed on the elevator reads 3.
[2015-10-11 12:08:00] <Darkened> Johnny*
[2015-10-11 12:08:00] <Mishie|Johnny> (not a door, going via ventilation)
[2015-10-11 12:08:20] <Darkened> I mean
[2015-10-11 12:08:23] <Darkened> The front door is missing
[2015-10-11 12:08:33] <Darkened> And going down seems to have gotten him to the third floor.
[2015-10-11 12:08:39] <Darkened> The elevator dings and opens!
[2015-10-11 12:08:47] <Darkened> There's a mysterious fox spirit inside!
[2015-10-11 12:08:50] <Darkened> They eat livers you know!
[2015-10-11 12:09:32] <Mishie|Johnny> Johnny is now in the conveniently large ventilation shafts!
[2015-10-11 12:10:22] * Mishie|Johnny reaches into his jacket to grab the bottle of wine in a cheap brown paper bag and starts to drink!
[2015-10-11 12:10:51] <Mishie|Johnny> Now that he has an empty bottle of wine and a brown paper bag and he's in his ventilation shafts, now begins Johnny's counterattack.
[2015-10-11 12:11:21] <Darkened> Kitsune finds an empty room with thudding noises echoing from a ventilation shaft nearby.
[2015-10-11 12:11:29] <Darkened> Clownpiece finds a dark elevator shaft.
[2015-10-11 12:11:36] <Kitsune-chan> on the third floor?
[2015-10-11 12:11:48] * Mishie|Johnny places the bag over his and cut holes for his eyes, before drawing a crude smile on it with the remains of the wine, after which he smashes the bottle on the side of the shaft, creating a makeshift weapon!
[2015-10-11 12:11:52] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yupe"
[2015-10-11 12:12:05] * Clownpiece drops down, and starts stalking the noises.
[2015-10-11 12:12:27] <Darkened> Johnny can hear something creaking behind him.
[2015-10-11 12:13:11] <Darkened> Both of them can hear people in the distance, their voices carried farther through the rusty ventilation shaft. A man and a woman argue for several seconds, followed by a cracking thud and then silence.
[2015-10-11 12:14:13] <Clownpiece> "Spooky."
[2015-10-11 12:15:11] <Darkened> The ventilation shaft gives way below Johnny!
[2015-10-11 12:15:23] <Darkened> Dropping him onto a desk unless he does something to prevent such.
[2015-10-11 12:16:27] * Mishie|Johnny climbs up the side of the shaft and hisses before crawling towards the source of the noise upside-down.
[2015-10-11 12:16:35] <Clownpiece> "I-i-i-its Johnny!"
[2015-10-11 12:16:58] <Kitsune-chan> (Is everyone in the same general area now?)
[2015-10-11 12:18:40] <Mishie|Johnny> (looks like we're all on the third floor, so yeah)
[2015-10-11 12:20:49] <Darkened> (Kitsune doesn't seem to have left the elevator)
[2015-10-11 12:21:46] * Kitsune-chan leaves the elevator to go onto the third floor?
[2015-10-11 12:22:02] * Clownpiece looks for the stairs and moves to the 4th floor.
[2015-10-11 12:25:03] <Darkened> There's strange noises coming from the ventillation shafts around Kitsune
[2015-10-11 12:25:11] <Darkened> Like hissing and people quoting The Shining
[2015-10-11 12:25:47] <Kitsune-chan> "Clown piece stop going off alone you're the most promicous female here so you'll get killed doing that"
[2015-10-11 12:28:46] <Clownpiece> "Hey! I haven't got any in ..days."
[2015-10-11 12:28:57] * Clownpiece coughs.
[2015-10-11 12:29:16] <Clownpiece> "Also I come back remember?"
[2015-10-11 12:29:42] <Clownpiece> "Which was funny as hell that one time."
[2015-10-11 12:30:13] * Mishie|Johnny continues his hunt through the shafts
[2015-10-11 12:30:37] <Clownpiece> "He shoved me up agains the wall and *pop* I'm not there."
[2015-10-11 12:30:45] <Clownpiece> "No body, nothing!"
[2015-10-11 12:31:16] <Clownpiece> "Never quite figured if he was scared of his wife, or of me."
[2015-10-11 12:31:27] <Kitsune-chan> "anyway"
[2015-10-11 12:32:14] * Mishie|Johnny suddenly smashes his way out of the ceiling and lands next to Kitsune-chan.
[2015-10-11 12:32:21] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yo"
[2015-10-11 12:32:55] * Clownpiece does stop and walk back to Kitsune-chan though.
[2015-10-11 12:33:07] <Clownpiece> "So..horror movie house?"
[2015-10-11 12:33:41] <Mishie|Johnny> "Looks like it, although you
[2015-10-11 12:33:47] <Mishie|Johnny> 'll need your own masks and weapons."
[2015-10-11 12:33:53] <Mishie|Johnny> (fuck you enter key)
[2015-10-11 12:36:47] * Clownpiece makes a American Flag who's poll makes a decent lance. (spending 2 mp for a lesser creation with included lesser preservation.)
[2015-10-11 12:36:55] <Clownpiece> "I don't need any masks."
[2015-10-11 12:39:34] <Mishie|Johnny> "Bitchin"
[2015-10-11 12:40:16] <Mishie|Johnny> "So yeah, I'm thinking we continue to explore this place and shank anything that we don't like.  All in favor?"
[2015-10-11 12:41:35] <Clownpiece> "Sounds like a plan."
[2015-10-11 12:41:41] <Darkened> Something screams in the distance.
[2015-10-11 12:42:16] <Clownpiece> "So floor 'death(4)' next?"
[2015-10-11 12:42:32] <Mishie|Johnny> "Looks like it."
[2015-10-11 12:42:43] <Mishie|Johnny> "You going to put on a murdermask Kitsune-chan?"
[2015-10-11 12:46:07] <Kitsune-chan> I am not sure I want ot play into those tropes"
[2015-10-11 12:47:54] <Clownpiece> "Hmm. Worried about someone proving the worth of humanity against the meaningless hate of the universe?"
[2015-10-11 12:49:27] <Clownpiece> "So what kind of sin would you punish?"
[2015-10-11 12:49:33] <Darkened> A mirror near Kitsune shatters.
[2015-10-11 12:50:07] <Clownpiece> "I belive fox spirits usually punished foolishness/arogance, but maybe I am confusing them with crows.."
[2015-10-11 12:50:13] * Clownpiece blinks.
[2015-10-11 12:51:41] <Kitsune-chan> "I pick and choose"
[2015-10-11 12:52:08] <Kitsune-chan> "anyway shall we see about the not murder?"
[2015-10-11 12:52:19] <Clownpiece> "Bad luck right? Have to wait 7 years for our souls to grow back?"
[2015-10-11 12:52:24] <Clownpiece> "Sure!"
[2015-10-11 12:53:49] * Clownpiece starts up the stairs swooping her lance before her.
[2015-10-11 12:57:38] * Kitsune-chan follows
[2015-10-11 12:59:25] <Darkened> There's a half-open door with lights on the other side.
[2015-10-11 12:59:29] <Darkened> There's a large 4 on it.
[2015-10-11 12:59:40] <Darkened> Someone seems to be talking quietly inside.
[2015-10-11 13:00:34] <Clownpiece> "Good morning. How you doing?" I call out, walking inside.
[2015-10-11 13:00:41] <Mishie|Johnny> As Johnny follows Clownpiece, he grabs another bottle of grog from somewhere in his pockets before draining it dry, somehow without removing his murdermask.  After which he smashes it against the wall so he now wields two broken bottles.  Nothing can stop him now.
[2015-10-11 13:01:43] <Darkened> Your imperator greets you with a cheerful wave! "Hey, hey, so glad all of you could make it. Come on, have a seat. I'm just loving the whole mask and bottle thing you got going there Jackie, Jorgie, ah, whatever just sit down. Please please!"
[2015-10-11 13:02:22] * Kitsune-chan grumbles and rubs her eyes
[2015-10-11 13:02:25] <Clownpiece> "Yes, sir!" she salutes and sits down.
[2015-10-11 13:02:27] <Darkened> "So, what'dya think of the building? Great isn't? You wouldn't believe how cheap they sold this place for! Prime real estate at that kind of figure. It just doesn't happen you know..."
[2015-10-11 13:02:57] <Clownpiece> "Was it haunted before you got here?"
[2015-10-11 13:03:13] <Darkened> "Haunted?"
[2015-10-11 13:03:18] <Darkened> "What are you talking about?"
[2015-10-11 13:03:32] * Mishie|Johnny shrugs and throws the bottles in the general direction of the window before getting out another one to drink.  The mask stays though.
[2015-10-11 13:04:05] <Darkened> "Speaking of haunted though, it's getting to be that time of year."
[2015-10-11 13:04:08] <Clownpiece> "The place is cursed, haunted, bad juju."
[2015-10-11 13:04:38] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yeah, it's almost Christmas"
[2015-10-11 13:04:43] <Darkened> He looks at Clownpiece oddly for a moment then starts to laugh.
[2015-10-11 13:04:54] <Darkened> "No, no, I mean it's time for all of you's Employee Evaluations."
[2015-10-11 13:05:30] <Kitsune-chan> "I see you've transfered from Darkness to Hell"
[2015-10-11 13:05:39] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yupe, almost time for our Christmas bonus."
[2015-10-11 13:05:44] <Mishie|Johnny> "And vacation."
[2015-10-11 13:05:59] <Clownpiece> "Not sure I've really done enough for a good eval."
[2015-10-11 13:06:11] <Darkened> "Now, now, the American flag is doing great!"
[2015-10-11 13:06:17] <Clownpiece> "I have thing I'm working on...but its not a big deal."
[2015-10-11 13:06:37] <Darkened> "That whole Monroe doctrine thing, wonderful idea. That was you! Jackie, give her a pat on the back from me, will ya?"
[2015-10-11 13:07:32] <Clownpiece> "Uh..thanks?"
[2015-10-11 13:08:52] <Mishie|Johnny> "Ayyy"
[2015-10-11 13:09:16] <Darkened> "Anyway Fox-girl, what are you again?"
[2015-10-11 13:09:25] <Mishie|Johnny> "Verbal pat on the back delivered sir."
[2015-10-11 13:09:27] <Kitsune-chan> "Magic"
[2015-10-11 13:09:31] * Mishie|Johnny resumes drinking
[2015-10-11 13:09:31] <Clownpiece> "Sorry about losing the moon, didn't want to get between her and her old girlfriend."
[2015-10-11 13:11:08] <Darkened> "Right, magic"
[2015-10-11 13:11:12] <Darkened> "So, serious question here."
[2015-10-11 13:11:15] <Darkened> "Is it Friendship?"
[2015-10-11 13:13:21] <Kitsune-chan> "I'm the person who kept the whole of your chancel from decaying into Actuality. And destroyed the Excrucian incursion."
[2015-10-11 13:13:46] <Darkened> "yeah, but is Friendship Magic?"
[2015-10-11 13:14:11] <Darkened> "I mean, great job with that and all, but I'm dying here. Help me out will ya?"
[2015-10-11 13:15:04] <Mishie|Johnny> "Going to be honest, noooooot getting a Friendship vibe here."
[2015-10-11 13:16:00] <Clownpiece> "I think its more about turning boys into girls."
[2015-10-11 13:16:05] <Clownpiece> "Personaly."
[2015-10-11 13:16:53] <Mishie|Johnny> "I think that's just more a Kitsune-chan specific thing."
[2015-10-11 13:18:25] <Kitsune-chan> "No, its the explict supernatural underpinnings of people cheating at reality"
[2015-10-11 13:18:51] <Clownpiece> "No, no, its in lots of stories and you could argue the whole brony thing?"
[2015-10-11 13:19:01] <Clownpiece> "Turning boys into girls!"
[2015-10-11 13:21:00] <Darkened> "So Friendship isn't Magic..."
[2015-10-11 13:21:06] <Darkened> "Anyway, I think we may need to work on your image."
[2015-10-11 13:21:46] <Darkened> "Belief isn't that high right now and everything and all these kids think it's ponies or something."
[2015-10-11 13:22:12] * Mishie|Johnny nods along
[2015-10-11 13:22:16] <Darkened> "Anyway, Joffrey! So, that one was, no no, I got this really, risk right?"
[2015-10-11 13:23:37] <Mishie|Johnny> "Heyo"
[2015-10-11 13:24:29] <Darkened> "So there was an attack or something on you recently?"
[2015-10-11 13:26:32] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yeah so, remember that party you sent us to?  Turns out Excrucian's were involved and things happened.  Long story short I had a chance to think about my Estate and what shit meant and it was pretty cool or whatever.:
[2015-10-11 13:26:34] <Mishie|Johnny> " *
[2015-10-11 13:29:15] <Darkened> "Crazy innit?"
[2015-10-11 13:29:32] <Darkened> "Anyway, I need  you on damage control, so I want you all to, I dunno spread risky magic or something?'
[2015-10-11 13:29:49] <Darkened> He glances back at Clownpiece and hands her a snickers bar.
[2015-10-11 13:31:01] <Mishie|Johnny> "Seems legit"
[2015-10-11 13:31:24] <Mishie|Johnny> "How about we let Clownpiece have fun as well and spread it in America or something."
[2015-10-11 13:31:32] <Mishie|Johnny> "We can introduce them to gun magic!"
[2015-10-11 13:31:42] <Clownpiece> "Noted. Thanks boss!" she opens it immedietly and seems to enjoy it.
[2015-10-11 13:32:34] <Darkened> "Anyway, I'm counting on you to keep track of these clowns! You're the only one doing okay around here so I guess that makes you the boss."
[2015-10-11 13:33:35] <Mishie|Johnny> "I for one can see no way for this to end badly for anybody."
[2015-10-11 13:33:41] <Darkened> "Oh, and if you know anybody lookign for a place to live, give them this address. I'm going to start renting out some of the offices as cheap apartments. I figure as little as I got it for, anything I rake in here is great."
[2015-10-11 13:36:27] <Kitsune-chan> "its ok if we want her to ignore what we're doing we just chant "black Lives matter" and she can't see you"
[2015-10-11 13:37:06] <Clownpiece> "I can see hash tags just fine. Terrorists!"
[2015-10-11 13:37:12] <Mishie|Johnny> "And the claws come out!"
[2015-10-11 13:38:03] <Clownpiece> "I know people who think they are important!"
[2015-10-11 13:38:15] * Clownpiece sticks her tongue out.
[2015-10-11 13:38:31] <Clownpiece> "So where you want to go?"
[2015-10-11 13:39:33] * Kitsune-chan puts a feather on her head, "I'm invisible to her!"
[2015-10-11 13:39:41] <Mishie|Johnny> "Like I said, going to the deep south and spreading the joys of gun magics can only end well!"
[2015-10-11 13:40:41] <Kitsune-chan> "They risk beling blown up, natural disasters, shooting eachother, being abducted by Aliens.. isn't that peak risk?"
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[2015-10-11 13:41:19] <Kitsune-chan> "Shouldn't you go someplace that's not risky and make risk?'
[2015-10-11 13:41:41] <Clownpiece> "Okay. I guess I could go fight my evil twin that might just be me drunk."
[2015-10-11 13:41:50] <Darkened> "Great, great."
[2015-10-11 13:41:57] <Darkened> "Now have fun with all of that and get out of my office."
[2015-10-11 13:42:19] <Clownpiece> "This place really is haunted boss. btw."
[2015-10-11 13:42:44] * Clownpiece stands up, opens the window, jumps out.
[2015-10-11 13:43:03] * Kitsune-chan flies out the window
[2015-10-11 13:47:13] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yeah so, this is just going to be a huge clusterfuck by the way."
[2015-10-11 13:47:31] <Clownpiece> "Why so?"
[2015-10-11 13:47:40] <Mishie|Johnny> (you're not here Clownpiece)
[2015-10-11 13:48:08] <Mishie|Johnny> "Also, I noticed that there's broken glass everywhere, pretty sure that it's from the previous tenants, so you might want to get that cleaned up or whatever."