What is the worst experience you had at a movie theater?

>Teenager boy, 16 to 18
>Almost no social life, homeschooled since 14
>Decide to go outside and so something, go watch The Avengers
>Wasn't into capefun, only watched Ironman before
>Enter into the theater, I didn't think exactly what I was doing but I do fine
>Go to my place, there's a girl on my right and a fat dude on my left
>At the back there are a few loud guys throwing shit at her and then to me
>Get kinda upset but don't care much
>In the front row there's this a woman with her 8 years old child
>Movie takes long to start, people start to get mildly upset
>The kid starts to ask her mother for something to eat (they finished a small popcorn bucket)
>Mom refuses to go for more, kid starts to become really annoying
>Suddenly she takes something out of a grocery bag
>A fucking bell pepper
>Gives it to him
>Kid starts eating the bell peper like it was some random snack
>At first I'm confused, the guy on my left chuckles
>Think to myself "There's nothing funny about this"
>Repeat loudly to myself "There's absolutely nothing funny about this"
>A few seconds later I burst out laughing
>Fat guy starts to laugh too, but eventually controls himself and stops
>I can't
>I even peed myself albeit minimally
>I'm coughing trying to hide laughter and it makes everything worse
>At this point the movie already started



>Keep laughing and breathing, try to look at the girl next to me to see if I get nervous and stop laughing
>It's looking at me confused
>Try to look around to see if anyone realized about the kid, no one seemed to care
>Then the guys behind me slap me hard and tell me to shut up
>Manage to control myself a bit
>Suddenly one of the guys behind tell the other 'Look at that kid he's eating a bell pepper'
>Other guys behind start to laugh histerically
>Lost my shit
>Literally, peed myself worse (not badly but worse) and farted a juicy silent fart and thought I shat myself.
>Some guy from behind shouts at us and tell us to shut the fuck up
>Suddenly manage to control myself for like 30 seconds
>Don't want to even make eye contact wiht anyone
>Realize I must go, leave the room and go to my home
>Cry on bus thinking I shat myself and how a failure I am
>Once I come to my home and check I hadn't peed hard and there were no tracks of shit
>Still ashamed

I'm still ashamed to this day and since then I never went to a movie theater, just pirate stuff