[21:25] <Tom> I now declare the official LOSAR pizza party and movie night on
[21:25] <Tom> at the mall
[21:26] <Tom> everyone is welcome to attend
[21:26] <Tom> in character
[21:27] * Jason jetpacks in.
[21:27] <Tom> we need jeremy
[21:27] <Tom> for movies
[21:28] * Jeremy enters the mall on the back of a Gyclops
[21:28] <Tom> excellent
[21:28] <Jeremy> Hey fellows ! :D
[21:29] <Jeremy> I heard the words MOVIES spoken in this Incipishpere
[21:29] <Tom> yes
[21:29] <Jeremy> I was fighting Giganto here but whatever I came as fast as I could
[21:29] <Tom> we must converge on this mall and watch shitty movies
[21:29] <Tom> and eat pizza
[21:30] * Jason decides to stop by the weapon stores for interesting crap.
[21:30] <Tom> there's also
[21:30] <Tom> hat stores
[21:31] <Jeremy> Please inform me as to the whereabouts of the nearest video store/blacksmith
[21:31] <Jeremy> I must needs acquire sturdier protection
[21:31] <Jeremy> And more movies
[21:31] <Tom> uh
[21:31] <Jeremy> From the promotions bin
[21:31] * Tom hands jeremy the mall map
[21:31] <Jeremy> Where all the old DVDs go to die
[21:36] * Jason alchemizes a GIANT PIZZASWORD for no goddamn reason.
[21:36] * Jeremy uses alchemy to emblazon this tabard he just picked up with the sacred Icon of the Pizza
[21:37] <Tom> guys there are
[21:37] <Tom> HATS
[21:37] <Tom> here
[21:37] <Tom> glorious ones
[21:37] * Jeremy then kneels before the cheap DVD sales bin and prays to the gods of movies to give him a bountiful harvest
[21:37] * Jason alchemizes a hat with a slice of pizza.
[21:37] * Ciaran wants a tophat to go with his cheesy cape
[21:37] * Jason just spends the next hour alchemizing totally ridiculous shit because his grist hoard is insane.
[21:37] <Jeremy> Please curb thine enthusiasm Ser I am conferring with yonder gods of movies
[21:38] * Jeremy goes through the DVD bin
[21:38] <Tom> alchemise the dvds
[21:38] <Tom> alchemise them together
[21:38] <Tom> make an abomination of a film
[21:38] <Tom> I imagine it creates a new film
[21:38] <Tom> that was never actually acted
[21:38] <Tom> and that idea
[21:38] <Tom> is amazing
[21:39] <Tom> you'll get to see celebrities doing things they never actually did
[21:39] <Jeremy> AHAH here is Street Fighter, the kung fu movie of the same name as the video game but of no relation
[21:39] <Jeremy> And here is The Wicker Man
[21:39] <Jeremy> Let us
[21:39] <Jason> Holy shit, we need to go with Tom's idea.
[21:39] <Jeremy> Make something out of this
[21:39] <Tom> combine them
[21:40] * Jeremy alchemizes The Wicker Man && Street Fighter
[21:40] <Tom> looks like you created Kick Ass
[21:40] <Tom> :I
[21:40] <Jason> Unexpected.
[21:40] <Tom> I guess nic cage movies have the property "contains nic cage"
[21:41] <Tom> and street fighter had the property "contains violence"
[21:41] <Jeremy> Wait, let us board the train of things that could have been
[21:41] * Jeremy alchemizes Superman&&The Wicker Man
[21:41] <Jeremy> DId you know Nic Cage ALMOST played Superman ? :O
[21:41] <Tom> you created Kick Ass again
[21:41] <Tom> superheroes + nic cage
[21:41] <Tom> ffs
[21:41] <Jeremy> I am so terrible at alchemy
[21:42] * Jeremy throws the DVDs down in disgust and heads to the clothing store for snazzy hats and capes
[21:42] <Tom> alchemises scott pilgrim and 28 days later
[21:42] <Tom> GETS FUCKING KICK ASS
[21:42] <Jeremy> Hahaha
[21:42] <Tom> oh wait I guess
[21:42] <Jeremy> Everything comes back to Kick-Ass
[21:42] <Tom> "made from a comic"
[21:42] <Tom> and
[21:42] <Jeremy> Wait ... What if we DID alchemize Kick-Ass ?
[21:42] <Jeremy> Kick-Ass with added Nicolas Cage
[21:43] <Tom> "contains the soundtrack to 28dl"
[21:43] <Tom> kick-ass + wicker man
[21:43] <Tom> National treasure that was fucking unexpected
[21:44] <Jeremy> I give up, Nic Cage movies are a fool's quest to properly alchemize
[21:44] * Jeremy tries on a snazzy gold cloth lined cape of the same colour as his pesterchum typing
[21:47] <Tom> wait what if we alchemise sci-fi movies with our technology
[21:47] <Tom> Star Wars + iPhone
[21:47] <Tom> ..
[21:48] <Tom> iPhone that only contains star wars
[21:48] <Tom> on loop
[21:48] <Tom> forever
[21:48] <Tom> start to finish including the expanded universe crap