Oddman 11 ch32

p255
>There's something I've been curious about for a while now.

>If you like women
>why did you date Itami (brother)-senpai?

>...
>About that...

>The one I actually liked
>was his big sister.
>Eh!?

>That's certainly unreasonable.
>You don't have to tell me that.

p256
>There was no way someone like me would've suited her.
>No, not that.
>I meant in a more physical sense.

>That's when it hit me.
>If the sister's no good, go for the brother.
>That's some weak thinking.

>Even though they're fraternal, they're still twins.
>Stick a wig on and they look practically identical.

>Kiko said she didn't want me dating other girls, but didn't mind guys.

p257
>He looked really good in my school uniform.
>It was rather stimulating...
>Give me more details!

>Well, in the end, we broke up after three days.
>No matter how girly their appearance, I just can't date guys.
>So that's how it was.

>Does that mean...

>you're a virgin, senpai?
>Yay~
>That would make us comrades! Comrades!
>I gave my virginity to Kiko ages ago.

>You shouldn't be stingy either.
>Virginities and elixirs should be used when you can use them.
>I see...

p258
>If you've finished your drink, I can throw out the empty can for you.
>Oh, thanks.

>Seriously!?

>She seriously carried 200kg of stuff here.
>Unbelievable.
>Come on. Pay up.

p259
>Maybe next time we'll bet on 300kg?
>I bet that naked gorilla could carry it.

>Core-Man Punch!!
>Gwah

p260
>Setsu.

>Hey, you got a moment?
>I'd like you to listen to me play the sax.

>Inuta-senpai.
>I'm amazed you recognised me even with this head on.
>Don't underestimate my sense of smell.

>I've been practising by myself all this time but
>I'm a little worried since no one else has listened to it.

>Sure, go ahead.

p261
>!

>...How was it?
>Give me your honest opinion.

>...
>Inuta-senpai.

p262
>Did you actually blow into it?
>I couldn't hear anything.
>What was that!?

>Listen properly!!
>No, I think what happened was
>that song was at a pitch that only ears like yours could pick up, Senpai.

>See? Look over there.
>Stray dogs have flocked to the campus.

>How could this be...?
>To think my Miles Davis turned into a dog song.
>Well, it was an interesting display in a way...