(20:45:53) <@AlmightyGio> !giveownership Pieman
(20:45:56) <@LemonMeringue> ^
01(20:46:07) <+Pieman> that'd be funny
01(20:46:13) <+Pieman> if tomcove came in as GeorgeRoshwin
01(20:46:15) <+Pieman> and really did that
(20:46:15) <@AlmightyGio> I wish that would happen
(20:46:21) <@LemonMeringue> ^
(20:46:21) <@AlmightyGio> just to see the epic shit storm that would unfold
(20:46:27) <@LemonMeringue> i don't think anything would happen
(20:46:31) <@LemonMeringue> except me being delusered
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(20:46:44) <@AlmightyGio> >_>
(20:46:45) <@AlmightyGio> no
(20:46:46) <@LemonMeringue> !kb GeorgeRoshwin fuck off
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03(20:46:46) * GeorgeRoshwin was kicked by ChanServ ((LemonMeringue) fuck off)
05(20:46:53) -ChanServ- Sorry, no ban found for Pieman.
(20:47:10) <@smeddy> zhang on
05(20:47:13) -AuthServ- Warning: GeorgeRoshwin (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) authed to your account.
(20:47:21) <@AlmightyGio> who is zhang?
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(20:47:24) <@AlmightyGio> is that your b/f?
(20:47:25) <@AlmightyGio> <_<
(20:47:26) <@smeddy> I don't even remember what george roshwin is
(20:47:27) <@FredJohnson> Hello friends
(20:47:30) <+simpsonfreak17> FredJohnson
(20:47:31) <@FredJohnson> My name is Fred
(20:47:32) <+simpsonfreak17> u rap bad
(20:47:32) <+simpsonfreak17> gtfo
(20:47:38) <@FredJohnson> I daresay simpsonfreak17
(20:47:41) <@FredJohnson> I do not rap at all
06(20:47:43) * +JODisBack np: Green Day - American Idiot (live) [04:32m/128kbps/44kHz]
(20:47:45) <@AlmightyGio> HELLO FRED
(20:47:48) <@FredJohnson> what is with these accusations that my rap skills are inadequate
(20:47:55) <@FredJohnson> they are very hurtful
(20:47:55) <@AlmightyGio> HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANY TECHNICAL ISSUES AS OF LATE?
(20:47:58) <@LemonMeringue> the fuck is this
(20:47:59) <@FredJohnson> and I suggest you apologize
(20:48:01) <@LemonMeringue> !kb FredJohnson
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(20:48:02) <@LemonMeringue> stop it rex
(20:48:03) <+JODisBack> pieman you suck at trying to be fred johnson
(20:48:10) <@LemonMeringue> is that even rex
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(20:48:12) <@LemonMeringue> that doesn't seem like rex
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(20:48:16) <+simpsonfreak17> ¯\(°_o)/¯
(20:48:18) <@FredJohnson> Why yes Gio
(20:48:20) <@AlmightyGio> I don't think rex is here atm
(20:48:20) <@FredJohnson> I have
(20:48:21) <@josh|gohabs> rex is ct.comcast
(20:48:22) <@LemonMeringue> c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
(20:48:24) <@LemonMeringue> whodat
(20:48:25) <@josh|gohabs> not ma.
(20:48:27) <+JODisBack> yes because rex has the same IP as pieman
(20:48:28) <@josh|gohabs> that's pieman
(20:48:32) <@LemonMeringue> god dammit pieman
(20:48:36) <@AlmightyGio> well, rex is here, but not active
(20:48:37) <+JODisBack> idiot
(20:48:41) <@AlmightyGio> he's currently idle
(20:48:48) <@FredJohnson> One time I bought a toaster
(20:48:54) <+simpsonfreak17> cool story bro
(20:48:58) <@FredJohnson> but I couldn't find anywhere to buy toast
(20:49:05) <@AlmightyGio> -_-
(20:49:14) <@smeddy> wut rexisn't here, AlmightyGio
(20:49:18) <@AlmightyGio> !kb fredjohnson you can do better than that!
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(20:49:22) <+JODisBack> rex isn't in here
(20:49:26) <@AlmightyGio> oh yeah, you're right, he's not
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(20:49:30) <@AlmightyGio> I just assumed that he was
(20:49:34) <@FredJohnson> well gio
(20:49:35) <@AlmightyGio> without bothering to actually look
(20:49:36) <@AlmightyGio> >___>
(20:49:37) <@FredJohnson> there was this one time
(20:49:43) <@FredJohnson> I got a new universal serial bus driver
(20:49:48) <@smeddy> way to go, AlmightyGio
(20:49:49) <@FredJohnson> but then i realized, I don't have a bus
(20:49:54) <@FredJohnson> so I bought a universal serial bus
(20:49:58) <@FredJohnson> it looked awful small for a bus
(20:50:00) <@AlmightyGio> well, sometimes assumptions are not incorrect
(20:50:04) <@FredJohnson> I'm not sure who rides in it
(20:50:08) <@AlmightyGio> however, this last assumption was
(20:50:10) <@FredJohnson> or what kind of license you need to drive it
(20:50:17) <@FredJohnson> but this driver I bought must have been qualified
(20:50:36) <@AlmightyGio> -_-
(20:50:42) <@FredJohnson> Have I ever told you about George Roshwin's House of Canned Beans?
(20:50:50) <+JODisBack> shut up fredjohnson
(20:50:55) <+JODisBack> or should i said fredpieman
(20:51:02) <+JODisBack> say*
(20:51:03) <@FredJohnson> We are having a special guest act on Thursday night
(20:51:09) <@FredJohnson> Tom Dunkle is rapping for us at 7pm est
(20:51:12) <@FredJohnson> you should be there
(20:51:17) <@FredJohnson> we're giving away free cans of beans
(20:51:19) <@FredJohnson> and motherboards
(20:51:52) <@FredJohnson> In Aisle 7 you can pick up copies of the latest issue of Beans Monthly
(20:51:55) <@smeddy> !kb FredJohnson NO
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(20:52:07) <+JODisBack> someone had to do it
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(20:52:27) <@FredJohnson> How do solid state drives work in Canada?
(20:52:32) <@FredJohnson> They don't actually have any state
(20:52:59) <+simpsonfreak17> xD
(20:53:58) <@FredJohnson> I bought a watering can from The Home Depot
(20:54:05) <@FredJohnson> but I can't get anything to come out when I tip it over
(20:54:10) <@FredJohnson> where does the water come from?
(20:54:14) <@AlmightyGio> :|
(20:54:16) <@FredJohnson> Maybe the water leaked out
(20:54:20) <@FredJohnson> there ARE holes in the top of it
(20:54:27) <@FredJohnson> I should patch those up
06(20:55:11) * +JODisBack np: Deftones - Hole In The Earth [04:09m/224kbps/44kHz]
(20:55:42) <@egraves7|SC2> !addban FredJohnson
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(20:56:05) <+JODisBack> hey egraves7|SC2
(20:56:09) <@egraves7|SC2> hey JODisBack
(20:56:11) <@AlmightyGio> Pieman's version of Fred Johnson is so bad that it's actually slightly funny