99 Bottles Of Beer. Hot Coffee Edition (With Decaf).

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  99_bottles.js - 99 Bottles Of Beer Lyrics.  Hot Coffee Edition (With Decaf).
        (c) Damion 'Phr0z3n.dev' Tapper, 2014.
        Email: Phr0z3n.Dev@Gmail.com
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function beers()
{
    document.write(">>------------------> <B> 99 Bottles Of Beer Lyrics </B> <------------------<<" + "<BR><BR>");

    var beer_buffer;

        for(var bottles_of_beer = 99; bottles_of_beer > 0; bottles_of_beer--)
        {
            beer_buffer = bottles_of_beer + " bottle";

                if(bottles_of_beer != 1)
                    beer_buffer += 's';

            beer_buffer += " of beer on the wall, " + bottles_of_beer + " bottle";

                if(bottles_of_beer != 1)
                    beer_buffer += 's';

            beer_buffer += " of beer." + "<BR>";

            document.write(beer_buffer);


            beer_buffer = "Take one down and pass it around, ";

                if((bottles_of_beer - 1) != 0)
                    beer_buffer += bottles_of_beer - 1;
                else
                    beer_buffer += "no more";

            beer_buffer += " bottle";

                if((bottles_of_beer - 1) != 1)
                    beer_buffer += "s";

            beer_buffer += " of beer on the wall." + "<BR>";

            document.write(beer_buffer);
        }

    document.write("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer." + "<BR>");
    document.write("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall." + "<BR><BR>");
    document.write(">>------------------------------->+<-------------------------------<<");
}