Junkyard Gals

>Be me
>Beelzebub
>Lives at dump
>Free rent
>Free furniture
>Live with 30 other gals like me
>Paid by city to accept garbage
>People pay us to claim garbage
>Win win
>Live next to Ignis
>She handles the incinerator
>Burns shit
>Keeps the cold out
>One day local gremlin stops by
>Wants to build something
>Cool
>What?
>Rocket propelled Wurm
>Me and gals laugh
>She’s serious
>Laugh even harder
>Finish laughing
>She still wants to build it
>Okay
>What she needs?
>Lots of random things
>Me and gals help her find things
>She’s paying for it
>More we find the more she pays
>Win win
>Get everything
>She starts putting it together
>Uses Ignis as a blowtorch
>Get old beach chairs to watch
>Finishes it
>Looks like shit
>Basically a rocket with wings
>This is stupid
>Gremlin wants to test it
>We have no Wurm to test with
>Don’t need one
>Just get something heavy
>Find nearest car
>Good enough
>Have Oni gal in group set it up
>Gremlin straps rocket to it
>This gonna be good
>Everyone hiding behind things for test
>Probably gonna blow up
>Ignis gal lights up fuse
>Really just tied up rags covered in used oil
>Watch fire make it to rocket
>Nothing happens
>Fuck
>That sucks
>Rocket starts screeching
>Fire shoots out of it
>Well shit
>Starts to lift car up
>SHIT
>Lift off!
>Car is flying
>Can barely see it
>BOOM
>Explodes
>Almost looks like a firework
>Burnt hood lands by us
>That was cool
>Gremlin is happy
>Success
>Wurm would survive that so good enough
>Crazy shit
>Pays us
>Leaves
>Next day
>Me and girls grilling on the car hood over napping Ignis
>Aw shit
>Gremlin is back
>With a Wurm